02x20 - A Giant Problem

[bunniefuu]

Hi, I'm pablo.

My name's tyrone.

I'm uniqua.

I'm tasha.

And my name's austin.

All: and we're...

♪ Your backyard friends, the backyardigans ♪

♪ Together in the backyard again ♪

Pablo: ♪ in the place where we belong ♪

Uniqua: ♪ where we'll probably sing a song ♪

Tasha: ♪ and we'll maybe dance along

All: ♪ we've got the whole wide world in our yard to explore ♪

♪ We always find things we've never seen before ♪

♪ That's why every day we're back for more ♪

♪ With your friends,

♪ The backyardigans

All: "a giant problem.&Quot;

Tasha: boom!

Boom! Boom!

Boom! Boom!

Boom! (Thud)

Boom! Boom!

Boom! Boom!

Boom! Boom!

Yoo-hoo!

Hellooooo down there!

I'm tasha the giant.

That means I'm really, really, really...

Big!

♪♪

♪ Nobody's bigger than a giant ♪

♪ Nobody's quite as large as me ♪

♪ Nobody's bigger than a giant ♪

♪ I'm humongous

♪ Wouldn't you agree? ♪

♪ I'm large, I'm huge ♪

♪ Enormous, tall and grand ♪

♪ I could pick up your whole house ♪

♪ And hold it in my hand

♪ I'm wider than a valley

♪ And taller than a tower

♪ I could lift an apple tree ♪

♪ And sniff it like a flower ♪

♪ I'm vast, immense ♪

♪ Hefty and gigantic

♪ I'm bigger than the oceans ♪

♪ Pacific and atlantic

♪ My hands can reach the planets ♪

♪ My nose can sniff a cloud ♪

♪ And when I stomp my giant feet ♪

♪ The sound is really loud

♪ 'Cause nobody's bigger than a giant ♪

♪ Nobody's quite as large as me ♪

♪ Nobody's bigger than a giant ♪

♪ I'm humongous

♪ Wouldn't you agree?

♪ I'm humongous

♪ Wouldn't you agree

Ah, what a lovely day.

I think I'll go for a little walk.

Who knows?

Maybe I'll meet some new friends along the way.

♪ La la la la la... Doo dee doo dooo... ♪

Off I go for a stroll through the countryside.

Where there are tall pine trees,

And rolling green hills,

And mountains that are huge...

Like me!

(Feet stomping) ♪ do dee doo dee doo... ♪

♪ La la la la laaa...

(Sniffs)

Ahhh, that smells lovely.

♪ Do dee doo dee doo...

♪ La la la laaa...

Ooh.

What a pretty little village!

And an adorable little castle!

Yoo-hoo!

Hello!

I wonder if there's anybody there?

I'm sure they'd like to meet

A nice big giant like me.

♪♪

♪ Nobody's bigger than a giant ♪

♪ Nobody's quite as large as me ♪

♪ Nobody's bigger than a giant ♪

♪ I'm humongous

♪ Wouldn't you agree? ♪

♪ I'm large, I'm huge ♪

♪ Spacious and colossal

♪ I could pick up a dump truck ♪

♪ And park it in my nostril ♪

♪ I'm roomy as a stadium

♪ More sprawling than a city ♪

♪ Next to me a skyscraper

♪ Appears quite itty bitty

♪ I'm vast, immense ♪

♪ Ample and inflated

♪ I could cover up the sun

♪ And keep the whole world shaded ♪

♪ And if you care to meet me ♪

♪ You'll like me from the start ♪

♪ 'Cause nothing on me's larger ♪

♪ Than my big ol' giant heart ♪

♪ Nobody's bigger than a giant ♪

♪ Nobody's quite as large as me ♪

♪ Nobody's bigger than a giant ♪

♪ I'm humongous

♪ Wouldn't you agree? ♪

♪ I'm humongous

♪ Wouldn't you agree ♪

Yoo-hoooo!

You know,

I think I'll go over to that village

And say hello.

(Feet stomping)

All right, wizard pablo.

Ready to practice our magic spells?

Ready, wizard tyrone.

Let's try the flying hat spell.

Okay.

So first we chant the magic words...

And then we wave our magic wands...

And hopefully the hats will fly onto our heads.

Well, here goes nothing.

&Quot;bim sala-boom and a loaf of bread!&Quot;

&Quot;hat fly up upon my head!&Quot;

Both: uh oh.

Look out!

Whoa!

(Bottles clanking)

(Hats whooshing)

Whoa!

(Giggles) whoa!

Ah!

(Whooshing stops)

Phew.

Hey! That's not my head!

It certainly isn't.

Aw, man.

Why can't we get any magic spells right?

Being a wizard is hard work, pablo.

It takes lots of practice.

♪♪

♪ It's hard to be so hard to be ♪

♪ Yeah, hard to be a wizard ♪

♪ Living the life of magic ♪

♪ Can be so very tragic

♪ 'Cause it's hard to be

♪ So yeah, hard to be ♪

♪ Yeah, so hard to be a wizard ♪

♪ We practice all our spells ♪

♪ We always do our best

♪ But we never get it right ♪

♪ We mess up every test

♪ I say the magic words

♪ And wave my magic wand

♪ But nothing seems to happen ♪

♪ It doesn't quite respond

♪ When we try to fly

♪ We end up on the floor ♪

♪ And when we try to stay real still ♪

♪ We fly right out the door ♪

(Whoosh) (landing thud)

♪♪

♪ It's hard to be so hard to be ♪

♪ Yeah, hard to be a wizard ♪

♪ Living the life of magic ♪

♪ Can be so very tragic

♪ 'Cause it's hard to be

♪ So, yeah hard to be

♪ Yeah, so hard to be a wizard ♪

(Phone rings)

(Ringing)

The crystal ball is ringing.

(Ringing)

Hello?

Wizards! Come quick!

Both: queen uniqua?

Why is the queen calling us?

I don't know, she never calls us.

That's weird.

Maybe it's the wrong number.

Uniqua: silence!

Both: yes queen uniqua.

Listen up, wizards.

I need you to come to my castle -

Now!

Both: yes queen uniqua!

What could the queen need us for?

I don't know, but we better hurry.

Wanna try a magic spell to get us to the castle?

Okay. Here goes nothing.

&Quot;a bistle, a bustle a tissle, a tassle!&Quot;

&Quot;send us to the castle!&Quot;

(Poof)

Pablo: hmmm. This isn't exactly what I had in mind.

Tyrone: nope.

Maybe we should have walked.

Yeah, maybe we should have.

(Straggling grunts)

Both: your majesty.

What took you so long?!

Well, we tried this spell...

Funny story, actually, we ended up on...

Never mind! It's not important!

Yes queen uniqua. Not important.

Good point. We're getting carried away.

Silence!

Listen up, wizards

Something terrible has happened.

There is...

A giant in my kingdom.

Yooo-hoooo!

That's a big giant.

It certainly is.

Yes,

And it's up to you to get rid of her.

Both: us?

Yes, you!

It's almost time for my royal nap,

And I simply cannot sleep with a giant stomping about.

But...

But...

No buts!

Get rid of that giant!

Both: yes queen uniqua.

Now!

Both: yes queen uniqua.

♪♪

Tasha: ♪ la dee da. La dee da de da ♪

This is bad!

I know.

We don't know how to get rid of a giant.

I know.

But if we don't do it, the queen will be mad.

I know.

Why do you keep saying that?

I don't know.

Why haven't you wizards left yet?

Go!

Both: yes queen uniqua!

♪♪

(Panting)

Pablo: it'll take forever to walk to the mountains.

Wanna fly?

Really?

You wanna try that crazy flying spell?

How'd that go again?

I think we point our wands at the ground.

Oh, right.

And then we say...

&Quot;fippity foopity pecan pie!&Quot;

&Quot;magic wands, make us fly!&Quot;

Both: whoa!

Ahhhhh!

Pablo: we're going too high!

Tyrone: turn it around!

Both: aaaaah!

Whooaaa! Whooaaa!

Whoa!!!!

Whooaaa! Whooaaa!

I can't steer!

Neither can i!

Oh oh. Doh.

Both: queen uniqua's castle!

Turn! Turn!

Wrong way! Wrong way!

Phew.

You're still here?!

Both: sorry queen uniqua.

Go!

Both: yes queen uniqua.

Pablo: come on, tyrone!

Tyrone: yeah!

We got it now, pablo.

Pablo: yeah! Yuppie!

Tyron: woo hoo! All right!

The giant!

Almost there!

Just hold on tight!

(Power shorting out)

Both: huh?

Uh oh.

Spell's over.

Aaaaahhhh!

(Pained grunts)

(Landing thud) oof.

(Huffs)

That was quite a ride.

Yeah.

Let's take a rest on this big red rock.

Good idea.

This is a strange rock.

It certainly is.

Uh... P-p-pablo?

Yeah?

This is not a rock.

Yoo-hoo!

Ahhhhhh!

Giannnnnnnt!

(Giggles)

Maybe those nice itty bitty people

Wanna play tag.

I'm it!

I'm gonna get you!

(Giggles)

♪ La dee da de da...

Both: aaaah!

Giant! Giant!

Ahhhhh!

Ahhhh!

Ahhhhh! Run!

What's going on out there?!

Oh, I'll never get my nap.

Ahhhhh!

(Giggles)

That giant's gonna eat us!

Or maybe she's gonna squish us.

Or maybe she's gonna squish us

Then eat us.

Or eat us then squish us.

We gotta get rid of her!

But how?

We'll just have to use every magic spell we know.

Come on!

♪♪

♪ We'll try every spell

♪ Every spell

♪ Every spell and it'll be swell ♪

♪ If a spell works well, yeah, ♪

♪ We'll try every spell that we know ♪

♪ I know a spell called the changeroo ♪

♪ And what exactly does it do? ♪

♪ Changes the giant into something new ♪

Both: ♪ something new

♪ Something new

♪ Changes the giant into something new ♪

I say we change the giant

Into something warm and cuddly -

Like a sheep!

Sure. Repeat after me!

♪ Changeroo!

♪ Your shape you don't keep ♪

♪ Changeroo

Both: ♪ the giant is a sheep!

(Snoring)

She's not a sheep.

Both: she's asleep.

Look out!

Whoa!

♪ I know a spell to help us here ♪

♪ What's it do, I'm not clear ♪

♪ It'll make the giant disappear ♪

Both: ♪ disappear

♪ Disappear

♪ It'll make the giant disappear! ♪

Repeat after me!

♪ Disappear!

♪ And don't come back tonight! ♪

Both: ♪ disappear!

♪ The giant's out of sight! ♪

(Poof)

Pablo: aw, man!

We disappeared.

Re-appear!

Both: nice to see you.

I know a spell.

Well, what is it?

♪ It'll make the giant go away ♪

Both: ♪ go away!

♪ Go away!

♪ It'll make the giant go away ♪

Repeat after me.

Both: ♪ go away!

♪ We bid you adieu

♪ Go away

♪ Off to someplace new!

(Poof)

(Coughing)

Did she go away?

Nope. We did.

I think we're in the north pole.

Aw, man. Now what?

I'll get us back.

(Poof)

(Coughing)

Tyrone: yikes!

Now we're even further away!

Let me try.

(Poof)

(Gasp)

Both: sorry queen uniqua!

(Poof)

Now where are we?

Both: giant head!

Tasha: ooh, that tickles.

(Laughs)

Whoa! Whoa!

Whoaaaaa!

(Splash)

(Relieved sigh)

Tasha: yoo-hoo!

Both: giant hand!

Ahhhhh!

Ahhhhhh!

Run pablo!

(Giggles)

Both: whoa!

Whoa!

We gotta get out of here.

Fast!

We need horses.

Good thinking.

Here goes nothing:

&Quot;neigh neigh neigh!&Quot;

&Quot;horses appear and take us away!&Quot;

(Poof)

Aw, man.

I told you being a wizard wasn't easy.

Tasha: yoo-hooo!

Ooh, look at the itty bitty little horses.

How adorable!

Hello!

♪ La la laaa... Do dee doo... ♪

(Panicked whinny)

♪ La la la la la do de do do ♪

♪♪

Pablo as horse: uh oh, look!

(Skid to a stop)

Well, well, well.

Now I've seen everything!

Both: hi, queen uniqua.

(Yawns)

You see that?

That's my royal yawn!

Which means I'm royally tired

And I need to take my royal nap.

Both: yes queen uniqua.

So you better quit your horsin' around

And get rid of that giant.

Because if you don't get rid of her,

Then I'll get rid of you!

Both: yes, queen uniqua.

&Quot;no more horses, cows or lizards!&Quot;

&Quot;switch us back to normal wizards!&Quot;

(Poof)

(Coughing)

(Footsteps thump)

Both: uh oh.

♪ La la la...

The giant's almost here!

We have to stop her!

What other magic spells do we know?

The only other one I know

Is the "same size spell.&Quot;

The same size spell?

Are you crazy?!

That's the hardest spell ever!

Tasha: yoo-hoo!

I know, but we have to try it.

Well, here goes nothing.

&Quot;surprise! Surprise! Surprise!&Quot;

Both: "make us all the exact same size!&Quot;

Tyrone: it's working!

Now just steer the bubbles up to the giant!

And when the bubbles hit the giant

She'll be the same size as us?

Tyrone: exactly!

Oh my! Itty bitty bubbles!

I love blowing bubbles.

(Laughs)

(Inhales, blows)

(Claps) yay! Bubbles!

Both: (gasp) no! Make them go the other way!

The other way!

Run!

Both: we're giants!

Tasha: I'm gonna get you!

Both: aaaaahhh!

(Giggles)

Both: aaaaahhh!

Both: aaaaahhh!

(Thumping) what's all that racket?!

I can't sleep!

Run! Run!

She's going to get us!

Tasha: tag! You're it!

(Laughs)

Tag?

Yoo-hoo! Come and get me!

I guess she's not gonna squish us.

Or eat us.

She just wants to play with us.

That sounds kinda fun.

But tyrone, what about the queen?

She'll be awfully mad

If she catches us playing with the giant.

Hmm. That's true.

But I have an idea.

(Whispering)

At last... Peace and quiet!

(Thumping, rumbling)

(Sighs) never mind.

(Gasps)

Both: hi, queen uniqua.

More giants!

(Thumping)

Uniqua: hey!

Put me down!

I order you to put me down!

I told you to get rid of the giant,

Not make more giants!

Ooh. Look at the itty bitty queen!

What kind of wizards are you, anyway?

Tyrone: we're good wizards.

Watch this!

Ready giant wizard pablo?

Ready giant wizard tyrone!

Both: "surprise! Surprise! Surprise!&Quot;

&Quot;make us all the exact same size!&Quot;

Huh?

Pablo: tyrone, we did it!

We finally got a spell right!

I knew we could do it.

I'm a giant.

Tag! You're it!

(Giggling)

Who needs a nap?

I can sleep anytime.

♪ My name is uniqua

♪ I'm the kingdom's queen

♪ I'm the biggest queen that you've ever seen ♪

♪ I used to be grumpy

♪ All tired and mean

♪ But now I feel happy ♪

♪ And groovy and keen

♪ I'm on top of the world

All: ♪ on top of the world

Uniqua: ♪ I feel better than I've ever felt before ♪

All: ♪ she's on top of the world ♪

Uniqua ♪ on top of the world

All: ♪ first there was one giant

♪ And now there are four

♪♪

Both: ♪ we are the wizards

♪ And we feel okay

♪ Now that our magic wands do what we say ♪

♪ We got the magic spell right ♪

♪ And saved the day

♪ And now we get to romp ♪

♪ And stomp and play

♪ We're on top of the world

Both: ♪ on top of the world

♪ We feel better than we've ever felt before ♪

♪ They're on top of the world ♪

♪ On top of the world

All: ♪ first there was one giant

♪ And now there are four

♪♪

♪ I'm tasha the giant and I'm not alone ♪

♪ Ever since the wizards and the queen have grown ♪

♪ They're the nicest folks

♪ That I've ever known

♪ Now I have three friends

♪ That I can call my own

♪ I'm on top of the world

All: ♪ on top of the world

♪ I feel better than I've ever felt before ♪

All: ♪ she's on top of the world

♪ On top of the world

All: ♪ first there was one giant

♪ And now there are four

♪ On top of the world ♪

♪ On top of the world

♪ We're on top of the world

♪ On top of the world

All: (giggle)

(Stomach grumbles)

Ooh. That's my giant stomach.

Wanna come over to my house for some mini muffins?

Mini muffins? Okay.

That sounds great!

Tasha: ♪ la-de-da boom! Boom! Boom!

Pablo and tyrone: surprise, surprise, surprise!

All: (giggle)

Tyrone: that was a gigantic giant adventure,

Don't you think?

It sure was.

Yeah!

It was great!

All: ♪ we've got the whole wide world ♪

♪ In our yard to explore

♪ Now it's time for us to have a snack ♪

♪ Meet you next time when we're back ♪

♪ With your friends,

♪ The backyardigans

Pablo: see you.

Uniqua: see you later.

Tyrone: see you soon.

Tasha: see you next time.

Yoo-hoo! (Giggles)