03x03 - Garbage Trek

[bunniefuu]

Hi, I'm pablo.

My name's tyrone.

I'm uniqua.

I'm tasha.

And my name's austin.

All: and we're...

♪ Your backyard friends, the backyardigans ♪

♪ Together in the backyard again ♪

Pablo: ♪ in the place where we belong ♪

Uniqua: ♪ where we'll probably sing a song ♪

Tasha: ♪ and we'll maybe dance along

All: ♪ we've got the whole wide world in our yard to explore ♪

♪ We always find things we've never seen before ♪

♪ That's why every day we're back for more ♪

♪ With your friends,

♪ The backyardigans

Backyardigans: "garbage trek"

Austin and uniqua: (mimic teleportation beeps)

Space... A very messy place.

Ensign austin, scan for trash receptacles.

(Mimics scanner whistle)

Captain, my sensors indicate

That there's a garbage can over there.

Lieutenant uniqua,

Set a course for that garbage can.

Aye, captain.

Good work, crew.

Hi, I'm captain tasha

Of the space garbage ship u.s.s. Collector.

Our mission:

Austin and uniqua: to seek out garbage

Wherever it needs to be picked up.

To boldly go collect the trash

Where we boldly collected it the week before!

♪ We're on a space

All: ♪ garbage trek

♪ In our space

All: ♪ garbage truck

♪ Gotta lotta space

All: ♪ garbage trekkin' to do

♪ On our space

All: ♪ garbage trek

♪ We'll do our space

All: ♪ garbage trick

♪ We'll collect the trash and... ♪

All: ♪ garbage litter too!

♪ We're on a...

All: ♪ garbage trek, garbage trek

♪ An intergalactic

All: ♪ garbage trek

♪ Garbage trek

All: ♪ garbage trek

♪ Come on!

Bag it up and put a lid on it!

♪ She's an intergalactic, super-fantastic, ♪

♪ Trash-collecting garbage lady! ♪

Garbage lady? Uh-uh!

I'm captain of interplanetary waste management.

♪ She's an intergalactic super-fantastic ♪

♪ Captain of waste management!

That's right!

Wherever garbage needs to be picked up,

We will be there at zip speed!

♪♪

♪ We're on a...

All: ♪ garbage trek, garbage trek

♪ An intergalactic

All: ♪ garbage trek

♪ Garbage trek

All: ♪ garbage trek, come on!

♪♪

Come on, crew.

Let's collect some garbage!

All hands, report to the spaceship collector!

Where the stars twinkle,

Planets orbit,

And engines rumble in space!

(Ship whooshes by)

Captain's diary:

Trash day.

The crew of the spaceship collector is aboard

And ready for garbage collecting duty.

All hands, take your stations!

(Rhythmically) I'm captain of the ship...

On this trash collecting trip.

Crewmen, to your station,

Take your place!

(Rhythmically) I'm ensign austin,

And I'm here with my electronic gear

To find the garbage to be picked up

Out in space.

(Rhythmically) uniqua is my name,

And navigation is my game.

And I will drive this mighty starship...

Every place.

♪♪

♪ Garbage trek

All: ♪ garbage trek

♪ An intergalactic

All: ♪ garbage trek

♪ Garbage trek

All: ♪ garbage trek, come on! ♪

Ensign austin,

Please scan for today's garbage pick ups.

(Garbage scanner reverberates)

Austin: sensors indicate

That there is a garbage can ready for pick up

On planet trashica one, captain.

Lieutenant uniqua,

Set a course for trashica one,

Zip speed!

(Ship bleeps and zooms off)

Garbage.

Garbage...

Get garbage?

Both: get garrrbaaage!

Har-har-har-har har-har-har-har!

Follow collector!

Har-har-har har-har-har-har!

(Engine whirs)

(Ship blasts off)

(Ship powers down)

Captain, we have arrived at trashica one.

Excellent, lieutenant.

All hands, let's go collect some trash!

Austin and uniqua: aye, captain!

(Collector shuttle whirs)

(Metallic clanks)

Garbage aboard, captain.

Very well.

On to the next planet.

♪♪

♪ Trash day

Uniqua: ♪ it's trash day

Tasha: ♪ it's time to take the trash out ♪

Austin: ♪ trash day

♪ Everybody come on!

Uniqua: ♪ it's trash day

Tasha: ♪ take out the trash

♪ It's that time of the week ♪

♪ So check out our technique ♪

♪ Take out the trash

♪ Come on!

♪ Put your can out by the curb ♪

♪ Our trash collecting is superb ♪

♪ Take out the trash

♪ Uh-huh!

Tasha: ♪ trash day

Austin: ♪ it's trash day

Uniqua: ♪ it's time to take the trash out ♪

Tasha: ♪ trash day

♪ Everybody come on!

Austin: ♪ it's trash day

♪ Take out the trash

♪ If you've got stuff

♪ To throw away ♪

Austin and uniqua: ♪ we're coming to your planet ♪

♪ And may we please remind you ♪

Austin and uniqua: ♪ don't forget to garbage can it! ♪

Austin: ♪ trash day

Tasha: ♪ it's trash day

Uniqua: ♪ take...

Austin: ♪ out...

Tasha: ♪ the...

All: ♪ trash!

(Ship rumbles)

(Ship wooshes through space)

(Scanner beep reverberates)

Mmmm! Want garbage!

Take garbage?

Both: trick collector!

Take garbage!

Har-har-har har-har-har-har!

Uniqua: garbage in this sector

Is collected and on board, captain.

Tasha: good work.

(Console alert beeps)

Captain, I'm receiving a distress call.

Someone's in trouble!

Let's hear it.

Tyrone: help! Help!

Har-har-har-har-har!

Tasha: ensign austin,

Teleport us down to the planet.

Aye, captain!

(Teleportation console beeps)

(Reverberating beep)

(Resonating note)

Tyrone: help!

Listen!

Tyrone: help! Help!

Har-har-har-har!

Uniqua: it's coming from over there! (Cries for help continue)

Tasha: come on!

Tyrone: hurry! Help!

Take garbage.

Tractor beam!

Har-har-har-har har-har-har!

Har-har-har-har-har!

(Tractor beam pulsates)

Yum! Yum! Yum!

Tyrone: help! Help!

Help!

Help! Har-har-har-har!

Hey!

You're not in trouble!

Har! Har! Trick spaceship collector!

Take garbage! Har-har-har-har!

(Transporter twitters)

Uniqua and tasha: hey! Come back here!

Har-har-har! Garbage mine!

Garbage mine us, too!

Both: har-har-har-har har-har-har!

(Resonating tone)

What was that all about?

Austin: captain, sensors indicate

That our garbage levels are dropping rapidly.

What? (Arm console beeps)

(Scanner beep resounds)

Uniqua: look!

(Burps)

(Alarm sounds, ship rumbles)

Oh, for goodness sake!

They've stolen all our garbage!

(Arm console beeps)

(Speaks over intercom) attention, alien vessel.

That garbage is the property of the...

They're gone!

They tricked us!

(Ship whooshes)

Har-har-har-har!

♪ Hey! What that funk? ♪

♪ What funk?

♪ That garbage funk!

♪ What? I said, hey, what that funk? ♪

♪ What funk?

♪ That garbage funk!

♪ Oh!

♪♪

♪ I like that funk, that garbage funk ♪

♪ I like that funk, that garbage funk ♪

♪ We both... Both... ♪

♪ Like that garbage funk!

Moosian ship: yum! Yum! Yum!

♪ Maybe you can tell

♪ That we like that smelly smell ♪

♪♪

Garbage.

Need garbage.

Garbage makes ship go!

Both: har-har-har-har-har!

Har-har-har-har-har!

♪ Hey, what that funk? ♪

♪ What funk?

♪ That garbage funk!

♪ What? I said, hey, what that funk? ♪

♪ What funk?

♪ That garbage funk!

♪ Oh!

Pablo: ♪ hey, what that funk?

♪ What funk?

♪ That garbage funk!

♪ What? I said, hey, what that funk? ♪

♪ What funk?

♪ That garbage funk

Pablo and tyrone: har-har-har-har-har!

(Ship whirs by and zooms off)

(Ship rumbles)

Tasha: captain's diary: trash day.

The moosians have tricked us and taken all the garbage

That we collected this morning.

Lieutenant uniqua,

How much garbage do we have left on board?

(Console bleeps)

None, captain.

The moosian ship took all of it.

Oh, for goodness sake!

We're supposed to collect the garbage!

Austin: captain, sensors indicate

That there are extremely high

Garbage readings

In the dumpsterion sector.

Then set a course for the dumpsterion sector,

Lieutenant uniqua.

Zip speed!

And keep an eye out for those moosians.

(Ship whirs and zooms off)

(Ship powers down)

We've arrived at the dumpsterion sector.

Captain, sensors indicate

That the rings around the planet

Are made up of garbage!

Tasha: excellent!

Lieutenant uniqua,

Prepare the shuttle truck

And let's collect that garbage!

(Sensor beeps)

Captain,

I'm getting another distress call.

It's coming from...

The far side of that moon!

Hmm... Let's hear it.

(Console bleeps)

Pablo: my turn, tyrone.

Oh help! Boo hoo hoo!

Tyrone: boo hoo! Boo hoo!

Pablo and tyrone: har-har-har-har! Har-har-har-har!

Moosian vessel,

This is captain tasha of the spaceship collector.

Are you really in trouble

Or is this another trick?

Tyrone: no trick. Boo hoo!

Pablo: yeah.

Pablo: really, really!

Boo hoo!

Har-har-har-har-har!

Make moon magnet!

(Consoles beep resonates)

Make spaceship collector stuck!

Har-har-har-har har-har-har!

Har-har-har-har har-har-har!

(Ship whirs, repeated static beeps)

Hmmm...

Lieutenant uniqua, let's get a closer look.

But not too close.

(Sensor beeps)

Uniqua: captain, I can't slow the ship down!

We're being pulled into that moon!

It's like a giant magnet.

Anything metal will...

(Clang)

Stick to it.

Tyrone and pablo: har-har-har! Har-har-har!

Stuck! Stuck!

Garbage mine us.

(Ship whooshes off)

Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum!

Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum!

Uniqua: captain, the moosian ship

Is gobbling up all the garbage!

Tasha: oh, for goodness sake!

They tricked us again!

Moosian ship: yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum!

(Belches)

Excuse me.

Tyrone and pablo: har-har-har-har! Har-har-har-har-har-har-har!

(Ship zooms off)

Lieutenant uniqua,

Turn off the ship's artificial gravity.

That should get us loose!

Aye-aye, captain!

On the count of three.

Ready?

All: three!

(Console beeps)

All: whoa!

All: whoa!

Lieutenant uniqua, follow them!

Full zip speed!

Tasha: captain's diary: trash day.

We've lost all sign of the moosian vessel

That tricked us twice and stole our garbage.

But I'm hopeful that we'll still be able

To find some garbage to collect

Before the day is over.

The moosian vessel is nowhere in sight, captain.

Austin: captain,

Sensors indicate that there's an enormous

Black hole up ahead.

A black hole?!

Uh-oh!

Stay clear of that, lieutenant.

The entire ship could get sucked in.

Aye, captain.

Captain, I'm reading

An extremely high level of garbage

In this sector,

Just beyond the black hole.

On screen!

Austin: it's a planet made entirely of garbage!

Uniqua: that's a lot of garbage.

Incredible!

You can smell it from here.

Crew, we are going to go around that black hole

And we are going to collect that garbage!

Austin and uniqua: aye, sir!

♪ You're the finest crew there is ♪

♪ In all of outer space

♪ You've got more trash experience ♪

♪ Than the whole human race ♪

♪ We've been a crew together

♪ Forever and a day ♪

♪ And I'm your starship captain ♪

♪ So listen when I say

♪ You can do it

♪ No reason not to try

♪ You can do it

♪ I'm here to tell you why

♪ When the job seems much, much, much too tough ♪

♪ Try it, you can't try enough ♪

♪ You can do it!

♪♪

♪ That entire planet

♪ Is made all out of trash

♪ If we overfill the ship ♪

♪ There's a chance we could crash ♪

♪ I know you probably think that ♪

♪ It seems that there's no way ♪

♪ But hear me when I tell you ♪

♪ Today is our big day! ♪

♪ I think I can, I think I can ♪

♪ I'm gonna stay on track

♪ 'Til every scrap of garbage is stuffed inside the back ♪

♪ Atta girl, atta girl ♪

♪ I know you'll do your best

♪ To get the garbage dumped

♪ And get it all compressed

All: ♪ we can do it

♪ No reason not to try ♪

All: ♪ we can do it

♪ We're really gonna try

All: ♪ there's no job that is too rough or tough ♪

♪ We got the right collector stuff! ♪

♪ We can do it!

(Ship whirs)

Garbage planet!

Yahoo!

Har-har-har-har!

(Loud banging)

Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum!

Both: whoa!

Har?

Backwards?

Backwards? Har, har?

Not har har.

Black hole!

Both: uh-oh.

(Wind gusts from black hole)

(Emergency alarm beeps)

Oh no! No power!

Need garbage! Yum, yum!

(Alarm beeps)

Both: not har har!

Argggh!

Help!

Help! Help!

Help! Help! Help!

(Ship whirs)

(Tractor beam beeps)

That's it, captain.

That's all the garbage she can take!

Tasha: well done, lieutenant!

That's the most garbage ever collected

By any ship in the galaxy!

Return to the ship.

(Console beeps)

Captain, another distress call!

Oh, for goodness sake.

I'm not falling for that again.

But captain,

Their signal is coming from...

Inside the black hole!

On screen!

Tyrone and pablo: help! Help! Help!

Ahh! Help!

All hands, action stations!

We've got to rescue those moosians!

But captain,

The ship is too heavy with garbage.

If we attempt to rescue them,

We may get pulled into the black hole.

That's a chance we'll have to take.

(Arm console beeps) moosian vessel,

This is captain tasha of the spaceship collector.

Are you in need of assistance?

Tyrone and pablo: power need! Help!

Activate the tractor beam!

Aye, sir!

(Tractor beam hums)

We got too close, captain!

We're being pulled into the black hole!

Lieutenant, full reverse!

Get us out of here!

The ship's too full of garbage, captain!

We don't have enough power!

(Wind hums from black hole)

Tasha and uniqua: ahhhhh!

Tyrone and pablo: aaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

All: aaahhhhhh!

Captain, I'm getting another signal

From the moosians!

(Transmitter beeps)

Tyrone: garbage power mine!

Garbage need! Garbage need!

They're saying that their ship

Uses garbage for power!

Captain, in seconds

We're gonna be sucked into the black hole!

Lieutenant uniqua,

Release the garbage into space!

Captain?

But captain!

Trust me!

Aye, captain!

(Air lock whirs open)

Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum!

(Energy powers up)

Har har har! Garbage!

Har har! Power good!

Power good!

(Console beeps)

(Moosian ship whirs)

Uniqua: captain!

The moosian vessel is leaving!

They're leaving us?!

After we tried to help them?

(Tractor beam pulsates)

Captain, they've locked onto us

With their tractor beam!

(Tractor beam pulsates)

We're saved!

All: (cheer) yay! All right! Hooray!

Tasha: captain's diary: trash day.

The moosians have rescued us

From the black hole

And we've invited them aboard to thank them.

(Teleporter rings)

Thank you for saving our ship, moosians.

Both: garbage! Har-har! Har-har-har! Garbage!

Yum yum! Garbage yum!

They say, "thank you for the garbage!"

(Stomach gurgles)

Ensign austin, what was that strange noise?

Tyrone and pablo: har-har-har!

Their stomachs, captain.

Very well, then.

Lieutenant uniqua,

Set a course for home!

It's time for a snack!

All: sloppy joe's?! Sloppy joe's!

Aye aye, captain.

Yahoo! Har-har-har-har! (Laughing)

Garbage! (Giggling and laughing)

Tyrone: that was an excellent trashy adventure,

Don't you think?

Pablo: sure was.

Yeah! Uh-huh!

It was great!

All: ♪ we've got the whole wide world in our yard to explore! ♪

♪ Now it's time for us to have a snack ♪

♪ Meet you next time ♪

♪ When we're back with your friends, ♪

♪ The backyardigans!

Tasha, austin and tyrone: see ya! See ya next time! Later!

Uniqua and pablo: see ya! See you later!

Tasha: zip speed!