03x16 - Robin Hood the Clean

[bunniefuu]

Hi, I'm pablo.

My name's tyrone.

I'm uniqua.

I'm tasha.

And my name's austin.

All: and we're...

♪ Your backyard friends, the backyardigans ♪

♪ Together in the backyard again ♪

Pablo: ♪ in the place where we belong ♪

Uniqua: ♪ where we'll probably sing a song ♪

Tasha: ♪ and we'll maybe dance along

All: ♪ we've got the whole wide world in our yard to explore ♪

♪ We always find things we've never seen before ♪

♪ That's why every day we're back for more ♪

♪ With your friends

♪ The backyardigans

Backyardigans: "robin hood the clean"

(Heavy sighs)

I'm muddy.

I'm stinky.

I'm muddy and stinky,

And gross, too.

(Heavy sighs)

Oh, hi.

It's us.

Tasha and uniqua: we're villagers.

And we live in the muddiest...

Stinkiest...

Grossest village in the whole world:

Filthingham.

We'd love to take a bath,

But we're not allowed to.

All because of that guy.

All: mayor stinkypants.

Back in the mud, villagers!

Do we have to, mayor stinkypants?

Can't we just take one bath?

Please?

(Cackles)

Of course you can't take a bath.

You know the rule.

All: everything is filthy in filthingham.

Uniqua: ♪ all our clothes are caked with grime ♪

♪ And our homes are full of slime ♪

♪ We smell awful all the time ♪

All: ♪ in filthingham

♪ We're so dirty I could dance ♪

♪ You could smell our town from france ♪

♪ I shall never wash my pants ♪

♪ In filthingham

All: ♪ everything is filthy

♪ It's really, really filthy in filthingham ♪

♪ There is mud and there is muck ♪

♪ Take a whiff and you'll say yuck ♪

♪ Wanna bathe you're out of luck ♪

All: ♪ in filthingham

♪ You can pout and you can mope ♪

♪ But you won't get back your soap ♪

♪ We just want a little hope ♪

♪ In filthingham

♪ How filthy is it? ♪

♪ All our toothbrushes are cruddy ♪

♪ How filthy is it? ♪

♪ Even the pigs think it's muddy ♪

All: ♪ everything is filthy

♪ It's really, really filthy in filthingham ♪

And today is the filthiest day of all!

The festival of dirt!

Oh, no!

Not that!

Yuck!

What?!

Um, we mean...

Yay. Great. Yay.

Can't wait.

Come, we must prepare for the festival of dirt.

To filthingham!

With its filthy houses...

Muddy fountain...

And a yucky castle.

Ah, what a beautiful, stinky, dirty,

Smelly day!

Perfect for the festival of dirt.

Come along.

Tyrone: yes, your filthiness.

Austin: okay.

You, fill that pit with mud.

You, make lots and lots of mud pies

And make some mud quiches, too.

And you, make lots of mud balls.

(Claps hands) get to work, everyone!

All: at once, your stinkyness.

He's gone! Get the soap!

Shhhhhh!

Here it is.

The only bar of soap in filthingham.

Tasha: wow!

Uniqua: whoa!

(Sniffs)

It smells so good.

The whole town used to smell good

When robin hood the clean lived here.

But he's not allowed to come back.

All because of that mean mayor stinkypants.

All: (heavy sigh)

(Trumpeting)

The mayor's coming back!

Hide the soap!

(Sniffing)

What's that smell?

All: you.

No, no,

I smell something...

Clean. (Sniffs)

It smells like...

Soap!

(Gasps)

No, don't take it!

Please, most icky one,

Let us keep this one bar of soap, please!

Silence!

I was done anyway.

Anything clean must be locked up

In the dungeon.

No!

Please!

Not the dungeon!

All: please, oh yucky one! Spare our soap!

We beg you! No, don't take it!

Don't do it!

(Door creaks open)

(Grunt of effort)

I hate clean.

Bye bye, soap.

Tasha: look, there's our shampoo,

And our toothpaste, and our towels.

Tyrone: and my rubber ducky!

Daddy misses you!

Look!

That's the legendary bath mitt

Of robin hood the clean.

That's who could really clean up this town,

Robin hood.

Austin: don't say that name.

(Shocked gasp)

Nobody must speak of robin hood the clean.

He gives me the willies. (Shivers)

Now get back to work.

The festival of dirt starts soon.

Great, it's the dirtiest day of the year

And now we're out of soap.

This really stinks.

And so do we!

♪ We wish we could wash

♪ My hands, my toes ♪

♪ We wish we could wash

♪ My legs, my nose

♪ The small of my back and the backs of my ears ♪

♪ And the heel of my foot

♪ That's been dirty for years ♪

♪ My gosh

♪ We wish we could wash

♪ We're all out of soap ♪

♪ And we feel really gross ♪

♪ You'd faint from our smell ♪

♪ If you got too close

♪ We're covered in mud ♪

♪ We're dripping with goo ♪

♪ We don't wish for riches, but shampoo ♪

♪ Clean, we just want to be clean ♪

♪ It seems really mean

♪ That we can't be clean

♪ But this town's full of mud ♪

♪ There's mud in my hair

♪ There's mud on the walls

♪ And it just isn't fair

♪ We don't ask for much ♪

♪ Just some time in a tub

♪ The permission to clean

♪ And the freedom to scrub

♪ We wish we could wash ♪

♪ Ours chests, our knees

♪ We wish we could wash ♪

♪ We're begging you please ♪

♪ Our ankles, our thumbs

All: ♪ and quite frankly our bums

♪ Gosh, we wish we could wash ♪

♪ My gosh, we wish we could wash ♪

That's it! I've had enough.

Tyrone?

Where are you going?

To purewood forest!

Both: what?!

That's right.

I'm going to find robin hood

And bring him back to filthingham,

So he can make our village clean again.

Uniqua: you better be careful.

Tasha: what if the mayor sees you leave?

Don't worry, he won't.

I have a very sneaky walk.

Wow! That is a sneaky walk.

I did it!

And here I am in purewood forest.

It's so clean here, and it smells so good.

Now I just have to find robin hood.

Robin hood!

Robin hood!

Robin hood, where are you?!

Right behind you!

Ahhhhh!

I'll clean you 'til you shine,

You foul villain.

Take that, and that, and that!

Woo-hoo! I'm getting clean!

Wait, you want to be clean?

Of course I want to be clean.

I'm a villager from filthingham,

And I've come to ask you for help.

Please free our cleaning supplies

From the dungeon.

Hmm...

I don't know if I could ever step foot

In that filthy town again.

Your bath mitt is locked up in the dungeon, too.

(Gasps)

Mitty? I've missed him so much.

Have no fear, stinky villager!

I, robin hood the clean, will free mitty!

And all your stuff, too.

Yay!

♪ Deep in purewood forest ♪

♪ Where it smells like fresh soap bubbles ♪

♪ There's a well-groomed hero

♪ Who can scrub away your troubles ♪

♪ If your town is really dirty ♪

♪ And your streets are filled with grime ♪

♪ Then I'll come to the rescue ♪

♪ And I'll clean away the crime ♪

♪ I'm clean

♪ Robin hood the clean ♪

♪ The bravest, cleanest hero ♪

♪ You've ever seen

♪ I'm clean

♪ Robin hood the clean ♪

♪ Show me to some dirt ♪

♪ I'll show you what I mean ♪

♪ I know a dirty scoundrel ♪

♪ Who can make a whole town shiver ♪

♪ Well, I'll rinse him and I'll scrub him ♪

♪ With the brushes in my quiver ♪

♪ Do you really think you're able ♪

♪ To stop old stinkypants? ♪

♪ First I'll lather him with soap ♪

♪ Then I'll do this little dance ♪

♪ Mop! Mop! Mop!

♪ Now stomp your feet

♪ Scrub! Scrub! Scrub!

♪ Now rinse, repeat

Both: ♪ wipe! Wipe! Wipe!

♪ Now turn and lean

♪ Rinse! Rinse! Rinse!

♪ And now you're clean

♪ I'm clean

♪ Robin hood the clean ♪

♪ The bravest, cleanest hero ♪

♪ That I have ever seen ♪

♪ I'm clean

♪ Robin hood the clean ♪

♪ Show me to some dirt ♪

♪ I'll show you what I mean ♪

♪ That I'm clean

Come, stinky villager!

Soon you shall be clean again!

All right!

Wait, robin hood,

You'll have to wear this.

Um, ex-squeeze me?

You need to be disguised as a dirty villager

Or else stinkypants will know it's you.

I don't know if I can do it.

Mitty's all alone,

In the cold, dark dungeon.

Give me the cloak.

Goodbye, clean spot. It was nice knowing you.

(Door creaks open)

We better act fast.

Where's the key to the dungeon?

It's in mayor stinkypants'...

Stinky pants.

Time for the festival of dirt, citizens!

(Whispers) okay, you distract him

And I'll get the key out of his pocket.

Got it!

Oh, mayor stinkypants!

I don't think I'm filthy enough

For the festival of dirt.

Hey, that's the spirit!

Here you go. (Mud splats)

That's much better, nice and muddy.

Beautiful.

Mayor stinkypants,

I just don't feel filthy enough yet.

Young man,

You may have what it takes to be mayor one day.

Just a dab here,

And a nice big glob here.

Yes, that's great.

And one more glob right here.

(Mud splashes)

There. Much grosser.

Uh... Perfect! Thank you.

Anytime.

Rescue our stuff quick, robin hood,

So I can clean off.

Have no fear, villager,

I'll get you out of this mess.

(Trumpeting)

Hear ye, hear ye!

Welcome to mayor austin stinkypants'

"Festival of diiirt!"

You may cheer now.

(Flatly) yay. Woo-hoo. Hooray.

Yes! Thank you, thank you,

And thank you!

Psssst! I found robin hood.

He's heading to the dungeon,

Right now.

Awesome!

I am awesome, you're right.

Now, each one of you must play a game with me.

If you lose...

I lock you in my brand new...

Stinky booth!

And then I'll dunk you into a pool of stinky mud!

(Board creaks)

All: ewww!

The first event is the mud ball toss.

Whoever throws a mud ball closest to the middle -

That red spot - wins!

You, then.

Okay, I throw a mean mud ball.

We'll see about that.

You go first.

(Grunt of effort, mud splats)

Good, but not good enough.

Hey, you can't throw from that close!

Yes, I can.

The red line is for villagers

And the blue line is for mayors.

No fair!

You play dirty!

Of course I do! Look at me.

(Mud splatters)

Ha-ha!

Allow me to show you to the stinky booth.

(Groans)

Austin: don't worry,

Your friends will be joining you soon.

Where's robin hood?

The castle's even grosser than the town.

(Sniffs)

Hmm... I smell soap.

(Sniffs) and toothpaste.

And... (Sniffs)

Lemony freshness.

The dungeon must be behind this wall.

But where's the door?

(Soap suds slosh)

No door there.

(Soap suds slosh)

No.

(Soap suds slosh)

Nope.

This could take a while.

Austin: and now...

The mud pie balancing contest!

Whoa. Whoa.

Whoa!

(Loud clatter)

Tasha: oof.

Ow!

I win the mud pie balancing contest.

(Mud pies clang and thud)

Hey?!

Mayors are allowed to glue their pies together.

Now get in the stinky booth with your friend!

(Groans)

(Soap suds slosh)

Ha-ha, the door!

(Door creaks open)

(Gasps)

Mitty...

Oh, mitty, how I've missed you.

(Play voice) oh, robin hood, I missed you, too.

(Normal) but my work is not done!

I will not stop until the village

And all the people are clean.

Austin: and now, the third and last event,

The long mud jump.

If you can jump farther over the mud pit than me,

You win

And your friends go free.

Jump like the wind!

Yeah! It stinks in here.

Okay!

I'll back way up

And run toward it really fast,

So I can jump super high!

(Water sprays)

Ah, the fountain!

A perfect place for the villagers

To take a bath.

You can do it, tyrone.

(Grunt of effort)

Oh, did I say long jump?

Huh? Whoa.

Oof. (Mud gurgles)

Austin: my mistake.

I meant to say the short jump.

(Mud puddle gurgles)

I win.

But...

Mayors are allowed to change the rules.

To the stinky booth!

Prepare to be dunked in mud.

Pablo: stop!

(Fountain shimmers)

(Horrified gasp)

What have you done to my fountain, villager?!

I've cleaned it up.

And I'm not a villager...

I'm robin hood the clean!

(Shocked gasp)

It's about time.

Let the villagers go, stinkypants,

So they can take a bath.

No one is allowed to be clean in filthingham.

Not even you!

Let's play catch...

With mud balls.

Ha!

(Scrubber thwacks)

(Mud balls whip through air)

Ha! Ha!

And double ha!

All right!nice!hooray!

Ho-ho!

Hee-hee!

Ah! I've been cleaned!

(Mud gurgles and splats)

There. All better.

Time for dessert.

(Gasps)

(Squeals)

Mud pies!

(Grunt of effort)

(Sponge sloshes)

Hooray! All right!hooray!hooray!

Some soap for your stinky pants,

Stinkypants!

Ahhhhh!

Ah-ha!

Surrender or the mitt gets it!

(Gasps)

Nobody messes with mitty.

(Gasps)

Mitty, are you okay?

(Play voice) oh, yes! Thank you, robin hood.

It talks?

Hello, I'm mitty.

I love you.

Ahhhhh!

Stay away! Stay away!

Don't run away.

Austin: ahhhhh!

(Water splashes)

Water! Soap!

Good smells!

Get me out of here!

Tasha, tyrone and uniqua: hooray!

Tasha: you did it.

You're free, good villagers.

(Cheering) all right! Hooray!

Bath time, here I come!

I'm coming, rubber ducky!

Cannonball!

(Water splashes and bubbles)

Ahhhhhhh! Now I'm even cleaner!

Yuck!

You've got it all wrong, mayor stinkypants.

Bath time is fun.

Yeah! You get to play with super fun toys

In a bath,

Like rubber duckies.

Here, try mine out.

I don't see how a silly rubber duck-

(Rubber duck squeaks)

It quacked! Cool!

(Play voice) hello, mayor stinkypants.

(Laughs)

You're right, bath time is fun.

Robin hood,

You've shown me it's neat to be clean.

Very neat indeed.

And now, I shall clean up the entire town!

All: hooray!

I proclaim today

The first ever festival of soap!

All: ♪ so-o-o-oap!

♪ So-o-o-oap!

♪ The festival of soap

♪ Hail to the festival of soap

♪ Everyone in town please gather ♪

♪ And work up a nice fruity lather ♪

♪ You can play with bath toys ♪

♪ Splash around and make noise ♪

♪ Or sit and relax if you'd rather ♪

♪ We are so remarkably lucky

♪ To never again be so yucky ♪

♪ I feel just like a fish ♪

♪ As I splash and I splish ♪

♪ Along with my sweet rubber ducky ♪

All: ♪ so-o-o-oap!

♪ So-o-o-oap!

♪ The festival of soap

♪ Hail to the festival of soap

♪ I think this is our finest hour ♪

♪ After this I'll take a shower ♪

♪ Thanks to sir robin hood

♪ We smell so very good ♪

Both: ♪ just like the petals of a flower ♪

♪ We have brought freedom to the city ♪

♪ Everything looks cleaned up and pretty ♪

♪ And just as I planned

♪ Look what's on my hand

♪ It's my long lost friend, dear mitty ♪

All: ♪ so-o-o-oap!

♪ So-o-o-oap!

♪ The festival of soap

♪ We're finally clean and full of hope ♪

♪ So-o-o-oap!

♪ So-o-o-oap!

♪ The festival of soap

♪ Hail to the festival of soap

♪ Hail to the festival of soap

The village of filthingham is filthy no more!

All: (cheering)

Austin: (stomach rumbles)

And now, I proclaim it, snacktime.

I'm hungry.

Let's go to my house for oatmeal raison cookies.

Yummy.

I love oatmeal raison cookies.

Sounds great.

All: (giggling)

Pee-yew!

(Laughing)

That was a good, clean adventure,

Don't you think?

Yeah! Uh-huh.

It was great.

All: ♪ we've got the whole wide world in our yard to explore ♪

♪ Now it's time for us to have a snack ♪

♪ Meet you next time

♪ When we're back with your friends ♪

♪ The backyardigans

See you!

See you next time!

Later!

Later! Ciao!

All: we're clean! (Laughing)