03x05 - What's Bugging You?

[bunniefuu]

Hi, I'm pablo.

My name's tyrone.

I'm uniqua.

I'm tasha.

And my name's austin.

All: and we're...

♪ Your backyard friends, the backyardigans ♪

♪ Together in the backyard again ♪

Pablo: ♪ in the place where we belong ♪

Uniqua: ♪ where we'll probably sing a song ♪

Tasha: ♪ and we'll maybe dance along

All: ♪ we've got the whole wide world in our yard to explore ♪

♪ We always find things we've never seen before ♪

♪ That's why every day we're back for more ♪

♪ With your friends,

♪ The backyardigans

Backyardigans: "what's bugging you?"

(Loud buzzing)

Afternoon.

Best pest control here.

I notice you have a bug buzzing around your head.

But don't worry,

We'll take care of it.

(Buzzing)

Hmm...

Uniqua, I've identified the pest.

It's a common housefly.

Good work, tyrone.

So it's a good thing we speak fly.

Come on, let's tell it to fly away.

Both: bzzz-bzzzz.

Uniqua: there it goes!

Afternoon, little fly!

See that?

We understand pests

And pests understand us.

That's why we can always take care

Of what's buggin' you.

Both: ♪ what's buggin' you? What's buggin' you? ♪

♪ Do you have a pesky pest? ♪

♪ What's buggin' you? What's buggin' you? ♪

♪ Call us, we're the best! ♪

♪ If you find a bedbug in your bed ♪

♪ Or a beetle crawling on your head ♪

♪ If a little ant eats all your bread ♪

Both: ♪ then call us up today!

♪ If you think you might have seen a mouse ♪

♪ Or you find a woodworm on your blouse ♪

♪ If a termite's munching on your house ♪

Both: ♪ we'll send them all away!

♪ Rodents...

♪ Wombats, weevils,

♪ Centipedes and fleas

♪ All these tiny evils

♪ We'll handle them with ease ♪

♪ What's buggin' you?

♪ What's buggin' you?

♪ Do you have a pesky pest? ♪

♪ What's buggin' you?

♪ What's buggin' you?

Both: ♪ call us we're the best! ♪

♪ Call us we're the best! ♪

All right, let's get to work.

We've got a pest problem at the home of lady tasha.

Address?

She lives at... One nice house lane.

Nice house lane?

I know where that is.

It's a beautiful country lane...

Uniqua: that goes up a big hill...

Tyrone: to a really big house.

There it is!

(Doorbell rings)

Afternoon, ma'am.

We're best pest control.

What's bugging you?

Please, please hurry!

Thank goodness you're here!

Mr. Spiffy will be here any minute!

Mr. Spiffy?

Ma'am, we don't know who that is.

Why, mr. Spiffy is the president of...

The spiffy club!

Ma'am, we don't know what that is.

Well, you see,

Only people with the neatest

And spiffiest houses

Can join the spiffy club.

He's coming here today to see if my house

Is spiffy enough for me to join the club!

(Clapping) oh, joy!

(Clapping)

Ma'am, your house looks very spiffy to me.

Well, yes, it is.

But there's one problem:

I just found a pest in my house!

No problem.

We'll take care of...

What's buggin' you.

Both: ♪ what's buggin' you? What's buggin' you? ♪

♪ Do you have a pesky pest? ♪

♪ What's buggin' me? What's buggin' me? ♪

Both: ♪ call us, we're the best! ♪

♪ If you see a cockroach by your door ♪

♪ Or a spider crawls across your floor ♪

♪ If you find a ferret in your drawer ♪

♪ We'll be there right away! ♪

♪ If I have a cricket on my rug ♪

♪ Or a ladybug is in my mug ♪

♪ If I wake up by a garden slug ♪

♪ You'll make it all okay ♪

♪ Silverfish and otters ♪

♪ Houseflies, ticks and more ♪

♪ All these tiny bothers ♪

Both: ♪ we've seen them all before! ♪

♪ What's buggin' you? What's buggin' you? ♪

♪ Do you have a pesky pest? ♪

♪ What's buggin' me? What's buggin' me? ♪

Both: ♪ call us we're the best! ♪

♪ Call us we're the best! ♪

So you see,

We can handle any pest.

(Gasps)

Well, can you handle... That?

Meep?

Tyrone: what is it?

I don't know.

But you know the most important rule of pest control!

Always identify the pest!

Check. Identify the pest.

Whoa! Could it be?

I think it is!

What? What is it?

Ma'am, you've got a worman in your house.

A what?

Uniqua: a worman.

They're very rare.

We've never even seen one before.

Meep, meep, meep, meep, meep.

Tyrone: uniqua,

Do you speak any worman?

No, but I could try.

Meep, meep-meep meep?

Worman: (shrieks) meep!

I certainly didn't expect that.

Was it something I said?

There it goes!

Uniqua: get it!

Tyrone: over there.

Uniqua: catch it!

Oof.

Oof.

(Shrieks)

Worman: meep!

Both: huh?

Tasha: (gasps)

(Grunt of effort)

Phew!

Uniqua: I think it's hiding.

(Doorbell rings)

(Gasps)

Oh dear, oh my!

Oh dear, oh my!

Mr. Spiffy is here

And I have a worman in my house!

Don't worry, ma'am.

We'll take care of what's buggin' you!

Just don't let mr. Spiffy see you!

He mustn't know that I have a pest!

(Exhales)

Mr. Spiffy, I presume?

Mmm-hmm.

Would you like to come in?

Pablo: mmm-hmm.

Hmm... Hmm...

Mmm-hmm.

I see.

Mmm, yes.

Hmmm... Quite spiffy.

You know, mr. Spiffy,

It's always been a dream of mine

To be a member of the spiffy club.

Mmm-hmm. I see.

Ahem.

♪ My name

♪ Is spiffy

♪ Mr. Spiffy

♪ That's also the name of my club ♪

♪ The spiffy club

♪ I'll check your house out ♪

♪ In a jiffy

♪ Oh, so quickly

♪ So don't forget to mop and sweep and scrub ♪

♪ I don't like dirt, don't like grime ♪

♪ Fingerprints or gunk or slime ♪

♪ Dusty chairs and stinky clothes ♪

♪ They make me wince and pinch my nose ♪

Hmm...

♪ I don't like crumbs, don't like dust ♪

♪ Messy rooms or stains or rust ♪

♪ Shoes and socks upon the floor ♪

♪ They make me walk right out the door ♪

♪ My name

♪ Is spiffy!

♪ Mr. Spiffy

♪ That's also the name of my club ♪

♪ The spiffy club

♪ I'll check your house out ♪

♪ In a jiffy

Tasha: ♪ oh, so quickly

Pablo: ♪ so don't forget to mop ♪

♪ And sweep and scrub ♪

♪ I don't like spots, don't like spills ♪

♪ Dirty pots give me the chills ♪

♪ That's why folks call me picky ♪

♪ But please don't leave the counter sticky ♪

♪ My name

♪ Is spiffy

♪ Mr. Spiffy!

♪ That's also the name of my club ♪

♪ The spiffy club

♪ I'll check your house out ♪

♪ In a jiffy

♪ Oh, so quickly

♪ So don't forget to mop ♪

♪ And sweep and scrub ♪

Hmmm...

Well, mr. Spiffy?

Do you think I can join the spiffy club?

Ahem. Ms. Tasha,

I must see the rest of the house.

Why yes! Of course!

Silly me.

Right this way.

That worman's around here somewhere.

We need something to lure it out

Of its hiding place.

Tyrone, that's it!

Don't you remember the most important rule

Of pest control?

Check. Pests love snacks.

But we don't have any snacks.

Well, I guess we'll just have to make something.

Come on.

Pablo: hmm...

Very... Spiffy.

Come, mr. Spiffy, this way.

Let me show you the flower garden.

I wonder what kind of snack we should make.

Let's see...

If I were a worman,

I think I'd want a triple-decker

Tuna fish sandwich

With lettuce and tomato on rye bread.

And a pickle.

What about cupcakes?

Hmm... Yeah, I'd eat that too.

All right, tyrone,

Let's get crackin'.

We just can't make a mess!

I think we might have made a mess.

Tasha: this way, mr. Spiffy.

Both: uh-oh.

(Gasp)

Who turned out the lights?

Come now, let's just hurry through the kitchen.

And by the way,

What a lovely hat, mr. Spiffy!

Come, come, out we go.

Pablo: ah, the lights are back on.

What's going on?

We're making cupcakes, ma'am.

Cupcakes?!

Want one?

Yeah!

I mean, no, no. Of course not!

Don't be silly.

I must get back to mr. Spiffy.

So please just take care of the pest!

Don't worry, ma'am.

We'll take care of what's buggin' you!

(Ding)

The cupcakes are ready!

(Sniffs)

Mmm...

Mmm...

Worman: mmm...

(Sniffs)

The worman!

It worked!

Quick, open the door!

Check!

Here little worman, worman, worman.

Freshly-baked cupcakes!

Mmm-mmm!

New wormans: mmm...

Tyrone: (gasp)

All: mmm...

Uh-oh.

(Gasp) more wormans!

Hey!

Wormans: (meep, meep, meep, meep)

Come back here!

Wormans: meep, meep, meep, meep...

Those other wormans

Must have smelled the cupcakes!

Oh boy. (Exhales)

All right.

Remember the most important rule of pest control.

Don't panic!

Check. Don't panic.

Don't panic, don't panic.

Let's surround them.

Wormans: mmmm. (Burp)

Weee!

Weee! Weee!

Meep, meep, meep, meep!

Both: ahhhh!

Wormans: weeeeeeeee!

I certainly wasn't expecting that.

I think eating the cupcakes

Made them really bouncy.

Come on!

Wormans: (squealing happily)

(Bouncing)

Both: (gasp)

(Clatters on the floor)

Oh no!

They're going to mess everything up!

We have to get them out of here.

Worman: (giggles)

(Squealing)

I think they're playing a game.

Wormans: (squeal and laugh)

Well, you remember the most important rule

Of pest control, right?

Oh, yeah.

Always play with the pests!

Tyrone: hey, worman!

Bet you can't jump in this vase!

Wormans: ooooh!

Wormans: weee!

(Squealing and laughing)

Come on, tyrone, we can get them all.

Both: ♪ get those little critters

♪ Catch 'em in our vases

♪ Make sure you get 'em

♪ When you see their smilin' faces ♪

♪ Get those little critters

♪ Do not let them fall

♪ Come on now

♪ Let's get them all

♪ Worman, worman

♪ On the run

♪ Our little game

♪ It has begun ♪

♪ Come on now

♪ Let's have some fun

♪ When we count

♪ To one

Both: ♪ one!

Worman: (giggles)

♪ Worman, worman in that shoe ♪

♪ I am coming after you

♪ I think you know what to do ♪

♪ When we count

♪ To two

Both: ♪ one, two!

Worman: wee!

Tasha: right this way, mr. Spiffy,

To the bedroom.

On second thought,

Why don't we see the bathroom first?

Both: ♪ get those little critters

♪ Do not let them fall

♪ Come on now

♪ Let's get them all

♪ Worman, worman

♪ It's time to jump

♪ With glee

♪ When we count to three ♪

Both: ♪ one, two, three!

♪ Worman, worman on the floor ♪

♪ Don't you bounce right out the door ♪

♪ Come on now, let's see you soar ♪

♪ When we count

♪ To four

Wormans: (squeal)

Both: one, two, three, four!

♪ Get those little critters

♪ Catch them in our vases

♪ Make sure you get 'em

♪ When you see their smilin' faces ♪

♪ Get those little critters

♪ Do not let them fall

♪ Come on now

♪ Let's get them all

Pablo: ms. Tasha,

I must inspect the bedroom now.

Tasha: why of course, mr. Spiffy.

(Gasps) here they come!

Tyrone: but there's still one worman left.

What do we do?

Just... Stand still!

Pablo: mmm-hmm.

Statues.

Very interesting indeed.

Tasha: (sighs)

Hmm... Pillows: fluffy.

Mm-hmm.

All: (gasp)

Hmm... Ms. Tasha, might I ask,

Is there anything on my head, hm?

Um...

Uh...

Why yes, mr. Spiffy!

Your hat is on your head.

My hat?

Ah, yes. Why of course.

Shall we carry on?

After you, mr. Spiffy.

What's going on?

Well, there was just one worman.

Now there's lots of wormans.

But don't worry, ma'am.

We're playing a game with them.

A game?

Yeah. Wanna play?

Sure!

I mean, no. Ahem.

Of course not.

I must get back to mr. Spiffy.

Please take care of the wormans.

There it is!

Wee-wee-wee!

Get it!

(Leaping grunt) oof.

Aha!

Phew!

Wormans: (laughing)

They're laughing.

I certainly wasn't expecting that.

I guess wormans laugh after they play a game.

Hmm.

Well, come on,

Let's get them out of here!

(Gasp)

Wormans: (laughing and squealing)

More wormans?

The laughing wormans made more wormans come.

Wormans: party! Party! Party!

Both: party?!

Wormans: party! Party! Party!

Tyrone: come on, guys!

Uniqua: hey! Stop that!

Worman: party! Party! Party!

This looks like a worman party, all right.

What are we gonna do?

Well, there's only one thing left to do.

You remember the most important rule

Of pest control, don't you?

Check.

When nothing else works...

Beg!

Both: please! Just leave! Quiet down!

Please, please, please just leave!

Don't do that!

Hey, stop that! Please can you leave?!

Oh no! Shhh! Come on, guys!

Hmm...

Well, mr. Spiffy,

There's only one room left for you to see.

This way to the living room.

Mm-hm.

Wormans: (squealing)

(Shrieks)

Tyrone: wait!

Don't go in there!

Hmm...

(Gasps)

Ms. Tasha,

I must make sure that every room is spiffy,

Or my name isn't mr. Spiffy.

And it is.

Oh, for goodness sakes.

Wormans: party! Party! Party!

Pablo: hmm...

Wormans: (squealing)

Tyrone: ma'am? Sir?

What's bugging you?

Ahem. Ms. Tasha,

What precisely is going on, hmm?

Well, mr. Spiffy, I guess I should tell you.

(Sighs) I have a bit of a pest problem.

A pest problem? Hmm...

Not too spiffy...

Well, I don't see how I can let you

Into the spiffy club

With a messy, pest-filled home.

Yes, mr. Spiffy, I understand.

Uniqua: I guess there really is only one thing left to do.

What's that?

It's the most important rule of pest control.

When you can't b*at 'em...

Both: join 'em!

Wormans: conga!

♪ Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum!

♪ Bum-bum-bum-bum! Conga! ♪

A worman party!

Oh, joy! Conga!

All: ♪ bum-bum-bum-bum-bum!

♪ Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum! Conga! ♪

Hmm... Conga!

♪ Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum!

♪ Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum! ♪

Don't worry, we'll help you clean up.

Wormans: clean up? Clean up!

Tasha, tyrone, uniqua: ♪ worman, worman party

Wormans: ♪ uno, dos, tres

Tasha, tyrone, uniqua: ♪ worman, worman party!

Wormans: ♪ let's clean up this place ♪

Uniqua: I think the wormans want to clean up the mess.

Tyrone: I certainly wasn't expecting that.

All: ♪ we'll scrub and wipe and mop ♪

♪ We'll buff and clean and shine ♪

Tyrone and uniqua: ♪ and we must not forget

Wormans: ♪ to have a real good time

Tyrone and uniqua: ♪ we'll fluff up the pillows

Tasha: ♪ and sweep the floor real fast ♪

Tyrone and uniqua: ♪ when you clean with wormans ♪

Wormans: ♪ you always have a blast

Tasha, tyrone, uniqua: ♪ worman, worman party

Wormans: ♪ uno, dos, tres

Tasha, tyrone, uniqua: ♪ worman, worman party

Wormans: ♪ let's clean up this place

Tasha: ♪ first we were so stressed, ah ♪

Tyrone and uniqua: ♪ the whole house was a mess, ah ♪

Tasha: ♪ but now we are so blessed, ah ♪

Tyrone and uniqua: ♪ 'cause wormans are the best, ah ♪

♪ Who ever would have guessed, ah ♪

♪ We love this party pest, ah ♪

Tyrone and uniqua: ♪ we passed this cleanup test, ah ♪

♪ And now it's a fiesta

All: ♪ worman, worman party

Wormans: ♪ uno, dos, tres

All: ♪ worman, worman party

Wormans: ♪ let's clean up this place ♪

All: ♪ worman, worman party

Wormans: ♪ uno, dos, tres

All: ♪ worman, worman party

♪ There's a smile on my face ♪

Pablo: hmm...

Something very strange just happened.

What is that, mr. Spiffy?

I believe I just had... Fun.

Yes, I had fun, too.

Even if I didn't get to join the spiffy club.

No, ms. Tasha,

I'm afraid you're wrong about that.

Mr. Spiffy?

Pablo: this is the cleanest, spiffiest house

I've ever seen.

Tasha: oh, mr. Spiffy!

Does that mean I get to join the spiffy club?

Mmm-hmm!

Tasha: oh, joy! Joy I say!

Pablo: (stomach growls)

(Gasp) was that another pest?

No, ms. Tasha,

Just my stomach.

Wanna come to my house for some cupcakes?

Mmmmm! Yeah!

Sounds great!

All: (giggle)

Tasha: oh, joy!

All: (giggle)

Uniqua: what's bugging you?

Tyrone: that was an excellent worman chasing adventure,

Don't you think?

It sure was.

Yeah! Uh-huh.

All: ♪ we've got the whole wide world in our yard to explore ♪

♪ Now it's time for us to a have snack ♪

♪ Meet you next time when we're back ♪

♪ With your friends,

♪ The backyardigans

Pablo and uniqua: see ya! Later!

Tasha: see ya later!

Tyrone: see you next time.

Tyrone and uniqua: what's bugging you?