03x07 - To the Center of the Earth

Episode transcripts for the TV show "The Backyardigans". Aired: October 11, 2004 - December 16, 2012.*
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Show centers around a group of five animal neighbors: Uniqua, Pablo, Tyrone, Tasha, and Austin as they journey to imaginary places in their backyard.
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03x07 - To the Center of the Earth

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Hi, I'm pablo.

My name's tyrone.

I'm uniqua.

I'm tasha.

And my name's austin.

All: and we're...

♪ Your backyard friends, the backyardigans ♪

♪ Together in the backyard again ♪

Pablo: ♪ in the place where we belong ♪

Uniqua: ♪ where we'll probably sing a song ♪

Tasha: ♪ and we'll maybe dance along

All: ♪ we've got the whole wide world in our yard to explore ♪

♪ We always find things we've never seen before ♪

♪ That's why every day we're back for more ♪

♪ With your friends,

♪ The backyardigans

Backyardigans: "to the centre of the earth"

Where could it be?

I wonder what I did with it?

It's gotta be here somewhere.

Maybe it's under here.

Oh, hi. It's tyrone.

Have you seen my lucky penny?

I can't find it anywhere.

Pablo: watch out!

Uniqua: coming through!

Tyrone: hey!

Uniqua and pablo: whoooaaah! Ha ha!

(Laughter)

What's that?

Why, young lad, this is a rocket wagon!

Part rocket, part wagon

And all speed!

Oh. Well, it's very nice.

Nice?

It's the fastest wagon on earth!

It has to be in here.

Have you lost something, lad?

(Sighs) my lucky penny.

I think I might've dropped it in the sandbox.

Ah! Well, you're in luck, my lad!

Because I am professor uniqua.

And I'm professor pablo!

We are world famous inventors!

Well, that's great and all,

But how's that gonna help me find my penny?

Because our inventions can do anything!

They can even help you find that penny!

♪♪

Uniqua and pablo: ♪ we're inventors, amazing inventors ♪

♪ Our machines go over land and through the air ♪

♪ You're inventors, amazing inventors ♪

Uniqua and pablo: ♪ our inventions can take us anywhere ♪

♪♪

♪ We've got inventions that bounce way up so far ♪

♪ We can spring through the clouds ♪

♪ And land on a star!

♪ We've got inventions that drive all around the land ♪

♪ We can journey 'cross the world ♪

♪ If that's what we planned

Uniqua and pablo: ♪ we're inventors, amazing inventors ♪

♪ Our inventions fly us high and far away! ♪

♪ You're inventors, amazing inventors ♪

Uniqua and pablo: and our inventions are here to stay!

Well, my lad, ready to go?

Go?! Go where?

We've got to find your penny!

And there's only one place it could have gone!

Pablo and uniqua: to the center of the earth!

What?!

So let's get going!

Tyrone: but-

Uniqua: no buts! Our journey to the center of the earth

Shall begin in our workshop!

Pablo: where there are inventions in boxes!

Uniqua: and inventions on shelves!

Pablo: and inventions all over the place!

Tyrone: but, but, but...

How's all this stuff gonna help me find my penny?

Allow us to explain.

Your penny fell from the sandbox,

Here...

All the way to the center of the earth,

Here.

It did?

To reach your penny

We'll have to dig underground.

And then dig deeper, and deeper...

And deeper! Until finally we'll arrive

At the center of the earth.

And to make this amazing journey we'll need...

Pablo and uniqua: an amazing invention!

Pablo and uniqua: ♪ we're inventors, amazing inventors ♪

♪ Our inventions can go slow or really fast ♪

♪ They're inventors, amazing inventors ♪

♪ And here are our inventions from the past ♪

♪♪

♪ We invented the amazing spring-o-case ♪

♪ To blast us into outer space! ♪

♪ Our flipper sack made history ♪

♪ It took us through the deep blue sea! ♪

♪♪

Pablo and uniqua: ♪ we're inventors, amazing inventors ♪

♪ Makin' great inventions since our birth ♪

♪ They're inventors, amazing inventors ♪

Pablo and uniqua: ♪ now let's journey to the center of the earth ♪

Can't I just use this to dig for my penny?

That little shovel? Poppycock!

Balderdash!

In unison: inventions are always the way!

(Sighs)

For this journey we'll need...

The most powerful digging invention ever made!

(Button clicks, door whirs)

Whoa...

Pablo and uniqua: the rocket-drill!

Have you ever seen anything like it?

Uniqua: part rocket, part drill,

All rocket-drill!

We need that big thing

To get a penny out of the ground?

Ready lad?

Take this!

We'll need this, professor!

And this!

And this!

What is all stuff?

It's a long way to the center of the earth.

We might need some extra...

Pablo and uniqua: inventions!

(Heaving grunt)

Take your seat, lad!

And keep an eye on that box!

(Computer board bleeps)

(Drill begins to whir)

This screen shows us what's outside

The rocket drill.

Even my penny?

Especially your penny! Ready, professor?

Ready, professor!

Uniqua and pablo: ten, nine, eight,

Seven, six, five,

Four, three, two, one...

Blast off!

(Drill rumbles)

Uniqua and pablo: to the center of the earth!

Oh man!

All: ♪ going to the center of the earth ♪

♪ Oh, what will be there

♪ Going to the center of the earth! ♪

♪ What will we see there

♪ Jewels,

♪ Or beasts

♪ Or tasty feasts

♪ Perhaps there won't be any ♪

♪ Going to the center of the earth ♪

♪ To find my penny

♪ I see rocks

♪ And lots o' dirt

♪ And roots from giant trees ♪

♪ Let's go get a sample

♪ Can we find my penny please ♪

♪ I see mud

♪ And crawling worms

♪ Hey, look at that grasshopper ♪

♪ Please help find my penny ♪

♪ It's round and made of copper ♪

♪♪

We've hit something!

Pablo: we're passing through the layer of lost mittens.

Tyrone: mittens?!

Fascinating, professor!

Indeed, professor!

All: ♪ going to the center of the earth ♪

♪ Oh, what will be there

♪ Going to the center of the earth ♪

♪ What will we see there

♪ Snacks,

♪ Or sweets

♪ A place to eat?

♪ Perhaps a guy named lenny ♪

♪ Going to the center of the earth ♪

♪ To find my penny

(Drill grinds against earth)

(Drill whooshes through the hole)

Um, why does it feel like we're falling?

Oh. Because we are falling.

Ah.

All: ahhhhhhhhh!

Aaaahhh! Aah! Aaaahhhh!

Whooooaaaa!

Whoooaaa-oaoaoh!

Oof!

Professor, we seem to have landed

In some kind of bouncy material.

I couldn't agree more, professor!

Aw man!

(Gasps) my penny!

(Sensors beep)

Pablo: the penny didn't fall all the way

To the center of the earth after all!

Unfortunate.

Yes, too bad.

Sweet! Let's go get it!

Don't forget the box!

Pablo and uniqua: to the penny!

(Ground makes "boinging" sounds)

Bouncy, professor!

Very bouncy, professor!

(Gasps) my penny!

Just a moment, lad.

How shall we get that penny, professor?

How about I just walk over and pick it up?

Poppycock!

Balderdash!

Walking over there could be dangerous!

Or scary!

Or boring!

We will use an invention. Like...

Both: the grab-o-copter!

By pressing the buttons on this remote control,

I can fly the grab-o-copter over

To pick up the penny!

That sounds kind of complicated.

Nonsense! Professor, start the grab-o-copter!

(Grab-o-copter whirs)

A little further, professor.

Now down,

Now left.

Left?

Pablo: right!

Uniqua: right?

Pablo: no! Left!

Uniqua: left?!

Pablo: there!

We've got it!

Lad, the grab-o-copter has grabbed your penny.

Oops.

Oh no! My penny!

Don't worry,

The grab-o-copter will grab it.

(Clanks against the ground)

Tyrone: my penny!

The grab-o-copter is out of control!

All: whoa!

Oh, I'll just grab it myself!

Whoaaa!

Whoa!

I can't... Stop...

Bouncing!

Whoa! Hey! Yikes!

Uh oh!

Come, professor.

Pablo: the penny!

Tyorne and uniqua: whoa! Whoa! Aaah!

Yikes! Whoa!

I've got it!

I've got it!

I've got it!

All: (impact grunt)

Oof.

Tyrone: my penny!

It's gone.

It's falling to the center of the earth.

I knew we should've just walked over

And picked it up in the first place!

Poppycock!

Balderdash!

Pablo and uniqua: inventions are always the way!

The way to drop my penny!

Pablo: come! Back to the rocket drill!

Uniqua: and onward to the center of the earth!

♪♪

All: ♪ going to the center of the earth ♪

♪ Oh, what will be there

♪ Going to the center of the earth ♪

♪ What will we see there

Uniqua: ♪ caves,

Pablo: ♪ or trees

Uniqua: ♪ or bumblebees

Tyrone: ♪ and rocks, we've seen so many ♪

♪ Going to the center of the earth ♪

♪ To find my penny

(Rumbling)

Professor, I think we've reached a new layer!

(Cracking, drill rumbles)

All: whoa!

Ahhhh!

Whoaaa!

Whoaaa! Whoa! Whaaaa!

Aahhhhhhhhh! Whoa! Whoa!

Whoaoaoa, whoaoao!

Look, professor, sparkling rock!

Indeed, professor!

It looks like diamonds!

Tyrone: look! My penny!

Uniqua and pablo: to the penny!

All: whoaaaa! Ahh! Yikes!

Uniqua: slippery, professor!

Pablo: very slippery, professor!

Oof!

Hey look! My penny!

If I just give this a push,

The penny will fall right into my hand!

Poppycock!

Balderdash!

It would be much safer...

And much wiser...

And a whole lot more fun...

To use-

An invention?!

Why, that's what I was gonna say!

This calls for...

The vacuu-shoes.

Part shoes, part bathroom plunger,

The sucking action of the vacuu-shoes

Will allow professor pablo to climb up the wall.

(Shoes make a thwumping sound as the suction to the ground)

But that's so complicated!

We could get it down with one little push.

Shhh! You'll disturb the professor's concentration!

(Shoes thwump)

You're right next to my penny!

Reach!

(Grunt of effort) (diamond pillar creaks)

Pablo: uh-oh.

Uh-oh!

Whoaaa!

Tyrone: my penny!

(Crash)

Tyrone and uniqua: whoa! Whoa!

Pablo: aaaahhhhh!

♪ To gaze at a diamond

♪ Is such a wondrous thrill

♪ But when I try to stand on it ♪

♪ My body can't keep still

♪♪

♪ I love the way it sparkles

♪ The way it shines and glows

♪ But when I try to stop on it ♪

♪ I fall out of my pose

♪♪

♪ And even when I tiptoe or carefully advance ♪

♪ I cannot help but move on it ♪

♪ And so I do this dance

♪♪

♪ Wahoo! Yahoo! Doin' the diamond slide ♪

♪ Wee-wow, gee-ow! Doin' the diamond slide ♪

♪ You can't stand still on diamonds ♪

♪ They take you for a ride

♪ Woo! Wow! Ooh!

♪ Ow!

♪ Doin' the diamond slide

♪ To gaze at a diamond is such a wondrous thrill ♪

♪ But when I try to stand on it ♪

♪ My body can't keep still

♪ I will catch that penny

♪ As it rolls and slides around ♪

♪ But as I try to climb up I slip and fall back down ♪

♪ I will get that coin back

♪ I'm positive I will

♪ But as I try to grab for it

♪ I really can't sit still

Whoa!

♪ If I could get my penny I'd jump around and cheer ♪

♪ But every time I try it

♪ I wind up on my rear

All: ♪ wahoo! Yahoo! Doin' the diamond slide ♪

♪ Wee-wow! Gee-ow! Doin' the diamond slide ♪

♪ You can't stand still on diamond ♪

♪ They take you for a ride

♪ Woo! Wow! Ohh!

♪ Ow!

♪ Doin' the diamond...

♪ Doin' the diamond slide

There it is!

Get it!

All: whoa! Oof!

Whoaaa!

Whaaaa!

Uniqua and pablo: uh oh.

My penny!

Hmm...

Maybe it's not such a lucky penny

After all, young lad.

I could've gotten the penny myself!

Poppycock!

Balderdash!

Pablo and uniqua: inventions are always the way!

The way to let my penny get away!

Don't worry, lad. We will find it.

Even if we have to go all the way

To the center of the earth.

♪♪

All: ♪ going to the center of the earth ♪

♪ Oh, what will be there

♪ Going to the center of the earth ♪

♪ What will we see there

Uniqua: ♪ cows,

Pablo: ♪ or pigs

Uniqua: ♪ or sticks and twigs

Tyrone: ♪ it might be really empty

♪ Going to the center of the earth ♪

♪ To find my penny

Professor, according to my calculations,

We have gone almost as far as we can go.

Are you saying what I think you're saying, professor?

I think I am, professor!

We're about to reach...

Pablo and uniqua: the center of the earth!

(Loud bang) (all gasp)

What was that?

We're almost there! Drill faster, professor!

Switching the drill to turbo speed!

Turbo speed?

Hold on, everyone!

(Cracking, drill whirs)

All: whoooaaa!

Aaahhhhhhh!

(Splash)

Professor, could it be?

What?!

I think it is!

What?!

Come, we must get a closer look!

(Door opens)

Uniqua and pablo: the centre of the earth.

Pablo: amazing, professor!

Uniqua: absolutely amazing, professor!

My penny better be here.

(Gasps) look!

My penny!

Where?

Right there!

Where?

Right there.

By that dinosaur.

Oh sure. Yeah, by the dinosaur.

All: dinosaur?!

(Grunts)

Um, you've got an invention

That can pick up my penny from here, right?

To reach over a dinosaur's tail...

And pick up a penny.

Uniqua: we have...

Nothing.

Nothing?!

Not to worry, lad!

When you don't have the right invention

For the job...

You make the right invention

For the job.

♪ Take a lasso and a ladder ♪

♪ A bucket goes on top

♪ A net should go right there ♪

♪ With an umbrella and a mop ♪

♪ The lamp we got from china ♪

♪ And that rake that's from some farm ♪

Pablo and uniqua: ♪ hey, let's call it

♪ The extendo-arm!

♪ Extendo-arm, extendo-arm ♪

♪ You're going to reach so far ♪

♪ Extendo-arm, the extendo-arm ♪

♪ Oh, what an arm you are

♪ We'll add a pole

♪ A feather duster

♪ Bike horns

♪ Wooden spoons!

♪ A table

♪ Tuba

♪ Marshmallows

♪ A spring

♪ And bright balloons

Uniqua and pablo: ♪ we're ready!

♪ Will it work?

♪ Lad, you have no cause for alarm ♪

Uniqua and pablo: ♪ you can trust the extendo-arm! ♪

♪♪

♪ Extendo-arm, the extendo-arm ♪

♪ You reach so very far

♪ Extendo-arm, the extendo-arm ♪

♪ Oh, what an arm you are

Ready, professor?

Ready, professor!

Tyrone: I hope this works!

Almost there, professor!

Just a little lower, professor!

Uniqua and pablo: got it!

Quick, reel it in!

(Ding)

All: uh-oh.

Hurry! Faster!

(Palyful growling)

(Ding)

All: oh no!

All: aaahhh!

Uniqua: run to the rocket drill!

All: aaahhhh!

The rocket drill!

We're almost there!

All: we're safe! Woo hoo! Yeah!

(Rocket drill sloshes into the mud)

Pablo, uniqua and tyrone: uh oh. Oh dear! Man!

(Heavy thud of footsteps) (all gasps)

It's gonna get us, professor!

It's totally gonna get us, professor!

Balderdash!

Pablo and uniqua: huh?

I got my penny!

So?

How's that gonna help us?

Well, it is a lucky penny after all.

(Thudding footsteps)

Uniqua and pablo: aaaahhh!

Tyrone: here, boy, fetch!

He went after the penny!

Amazing, professor!

No, astounding, professor!

(Gasps)

All: aaahhh!

(Playful grunting)

My penny!

He brought it back to the lad.

(Laughs)

(Happy grunting)

Pablo: it is a friendly dinosaur, professor.

Uniqua: very friendly, professor!

And I got my lucky penny back!

(Stomach growls)

(Gasps)

If he's so friendly, why's he growling?

That was my stomach.

Oh. Well in that case,

Anybody wanna come to my house

For sweet potato fries?

Pablo and uniqua: yeah! All right!

Tyrone, pablo and uniqua: bye-bye! Bye! Bye-bye!

(Giggling and laughter)

Pablo: poppycock!

Uniqua: balderdash!

(Laughter)

That was an excellent journey

To the center of the earth,

Don't you think?

Yeah!

Sure was.

All: ♪ we've got the whole wide world ♪

♪ In our yard to explore

♪ Now it's time for us to have a snack ♪

♪ Meet you next time when we're back ♪

♪ With your friends the backyardigans ♪

Pablo: see ya!

Uniqua: later!

Tyrone: see you soon!

Tyrone: my penny!
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