03x09 & 03x10 - Tale of the Mighty Knights Part 1 & 2

Episode transcripts for the TV show "The Backyardigans". Aired: October 11, 2004 - December 16, 2012.*
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Show centers around a group of five animal neighbors: Uniqua, Pablo, Tyrone, Tasha, and Austin as they journey to imaginary places in their backyard.
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03x09 & 03x10 - Tale of the Mighty Knights Part 1 & 2

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♪♪

♪♪

(Lightning crashes)

♪♪

Backyardigans: "tale of the mighty knights"

♪♪

Narrator: once, in the backyard,

There were knights!

Both: one, two, three, four.

One, two, three, four.

One, two, three, four.

Hark! Someone approaches.

Knights, on guard!

Oh! It is a friendly traveler.

Lower shields.

Good day, good traveler.

I am uniqua the knight!

And I am sir tyrone.

Both: we are the brave knights of king pablo's court!

Our job is to protect the kingdom!

So we will take on any challenge

That the king gives us!

Both: we're knights! That's right!

♪ We're knights! That's right ♪

♪ With smarts and strength

♪ And guts and might

♪ We're never ever rude

♪ Always polite

♪ Our knightly skills are out of sight ♪

♪ We're knights! That's right! ♪

♪ We're knights! That's right! ♪

♪♪

♪ Just yesterday we rode our horses ♪

♪ 'Cross the fields

♪ We came upon some ogres

♪ And we stopped them with our shields ♪

♪ Then I saw an angry troll ♪

♪ I thought I was a goner ♪

♪ But I jumped out and trapped him ♪

♪ I did it for your honor ♪

Tyrone: ♪ next we crossed a river

♪ Then we scaled the cliffs of doom ♪

♪ Then we took a little break ♪

♪ And went to the bathroom

♪ We crept into the forest ♪

♪ Just as it was getting dark ♪

♪ We heard a little cackle ♪

♪ And that's when we said "hark" ♪

♪ We saw a brutish beast

♪ And that's when we said "halt" ♪

♪ Then we had him for our breakfast ♪

♪ With some butter and salt! ♪

♪ We're knights! That's right! ♪

♪ With smarts and strength

♪ And guts and might

♪ We're never ever rude

♪ Always polite

♪ Our knightly skills are out of sight ♪

♪ We're knights! That's right! ♪

♪ We're knights! That's right! ♪

Sir tyrone,

What great challenge

Do you think the king has for us today?

Let us find out. Forward!

Narrator: and so, the knights set forth

To king pablo's kingdom,

A green and pleasant land

With a mighty castle!

Tyrone and uniqua: one, two, three, four...

One, two, three, four.

One, two, three, four.

One, two, three-

(Gasps) halt!

Sir tyrone, look yonder.

Dragon mountain.

Legend has it that a dragon lurks inside.

But nobody has been brave enough

To enter dragon mountain!

(Gasps) knight uniqua,

Maybe that will be our challenge today!

Yes!

Maybe we'll finally get to face

A ferocious dragon!

In haste! To the castle!

One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four.

One, two, three...

Pablo: (strained grunt)

Ugh!

(Straining) can't get the crown...

Off... My head.

(Grunting) whoops!

Whoooa!

Oof!

Your majesty.

Your majesty.

Ah, my good knights!

Thank you...

And thank you.

Tyrone and uniqua: your majesty.

(Chair creaks)

You may rise.

Welcome knight uniqua and sir tyrone.

Thank you, your majesty.

Very happy to be here.

Today, I must go to the crown shop

To buy a new crown.

This one doesn't fit my royal head anymore!

Did your crown get smaller, your majesty?

No! My head has gotten bigger!

Now, while I'm gone,

I need you, brave knights,

To take on a very important challenge.

Both: a challenge, your majesty?

♪ I have a challenge

♪ A daring kind of test ♪

♪ He has a challenge

♪ That's why he needs the best! ♪

♪ I have a challenge

♪ I hope you don't protest ♪

♪ Oh king, tell us your challenge ♪

♪ We're ready for our quest! ♪

♪♪

♪ Will we have to find a princess ♪

♪ And climb real high to save her? ♪

♪ This challenge is much harder ♪

♪ You'll have to be much braver ♪

♪ Braver?

♪ Braver!

♪ The importance is much graver ♪

♪ Will we journey to the mountains ♪

♪ And chase a hairy beast? ♪

♪ The challenge will be tougher ♪

♪ Or just as tough at least ♪

♪ Tougher?

♪ Tougher!

♪ And perhaps a little rougher ♪

♪ I have a challenge

♪ For the brave knights of my court ♪

♪ He has a challenge

♪ And we are just the sort ♪

♪ I have a challenge

♪ It could be long or short ♪

♪ Oh please, tell us your challenge ♪

♪ We're ready to report

♪ Will it test our hearts and souls? ♪

♪ Tell us, please tell us ♪

♪ Will we battle angry trolls? ♪

♪ Tell us, please tell us ♪

♪ Will we get to face a... ♪

♪ Dragon?

Ahhhhhh!

♪ A dragon! A dragon! ♪

♪ Will we get to a face a dragon? ♪

♪ A dragon that breathes fire? ♪

♪ A dragon that goes roar?

♪ Oh please tell us, please tell us ♪

♪ We can't take it anymore! ♪

♪ We can't take it anymore! ♪

What is our challenge?

We cannot take it any longer!

Very well.

Your challenge, brave knights,

Is to guard... This.

Both: that?

But you said you had a big challenge for us.

And that's not a challenge,

That's an egg.

My knights, this shall be

Your greatest challenge yet.

You will be...

My egg-sitters.

Both: egg-sitters?!

Indeed.

When I come back with my new crown,

I expect the egg to be safe and sound.

Do you understand?

Uniqua and tyrone: yes, your majesty.

Good!

Goodbye, little egg.

Mighty knights, I bid you farewell!

Tyrone and uniqua: your majesty.

Babysit an egg?

Where's the challenge?

Eggs don't even move!

Where's the adventure?

They just sit there!

Where's the dragon?

I proclaim: this doth stink.

(Sigh)(sigh)

Wait a minute.

Sir tyrone, we are knights!

True!

And knights always rise to the challenge!

Very true!

And a knight will do whatever it takes!

Even babysit an egg!

We're knights! That's right!

Knights, on guard!

Both: one, two, three, four!

One, two, three, four!

One, two, three, four!

One, two, three, four!

One, two...

Huh?!huh?!

Uh, sir tyrone, do you have the egg?

No, knight uniqua.

Do you have the egg?

No.

I wonder where it is?

(Odd sound) weh weh.

Weh weh.

Both: (gasp)

Egg: weh weh.

Weh weh.

Stop, egg! I command you!

Egg: weh, weh, weh...

Uniqua: (gasps) get it!

Egg: weh, weh, weh, weh, weh, weh, weh, weh, weh, weh.

Uniqua: (gasps)

Weh weh.

We've got to catch it before it breaks!

Weh, weh...

Uniqua: oh no!

Come on!

Run, sir tyrone!

There it is!

Grab it!

Both: (swinging grunts)

Oh!

Catch it!

Ahhh! I missed it!

Egg: weh, weh, weh.

Both: yikes!

Run!oh no!

Aaahhh!aaahhh!

Ungh! Oof!ungh! Oof!

Owww!owww!

Egg: weh, weh, weh, weh... Weh.

(Gasp)(gasp)

Uh oh.

Both: nooo!

Weh! Weh-weh-weh!

Weh, weh, weh...

Uniqua: the egg!

It's... Scrambled.

Eggbert!

Eggbert?

Well, that's what I call it.

Hold on, eggbert.

Uniqua: we're coming!

Egg: weh, weh, weh.

Weh!

Tyrone: eggbert!

Careful! (Gasps)

Egg: weh, weh, weh...

Uniqua: softly, sir tyrone.

Don't startle it.

Tyrone: don't move, eggbert.

Uniqua: easy now, little egg.

We're coming to get you.

Weh!

Weh... Weh!

Tyrone: eggbert!

Phew!(Relieved sigh)

Weh.

Both: huh?

Weh.

Weh.

Weh. Weh-weh. Weh, weh.

Eggbert's all right.

But he's floating away.

Well, nobody said this adventure

Would be "over easy".

After that egg!

To a horse, knight uniqua.

To a horse, sir tyrone!

(Horses whinny)

Tyrone and uniqua: h'yah! H'yah! Ride!

Tyrone: h'yah! Forward!

H'yah, h'yah!

We shall find eggbert

And bring him to safety!

Both: we're knights! That's right!

♪♪

♪ The king gave us a challenge ♪

♪ A dear egg to protect

♪ Then it started rolling

♪ Which we did not expect

Tyrone: ♪ now we're off and riding

♪ To get good eggbert back!

Uniqua: ♪ let's hope that we can get him ♪

♪ And that he does not cr*ck!

Both: ♪ we're knights! That's right! ♪

♪ With smarts and strength

♪ And guts and might

(Horses whinny)

♪ We're never ever rude

♪ Always polite

♪ Our knightly skills are out of sight ♪

♪ We're knights! That's right! ♪

♪♪

Sir tyrone!

Tyrone: the king!

Uh oh.

(Whispering) let's just sneak by him.

(Hooves clop quietly, horse snorts)

Do you hear horses?

Funny, I thought I heard horses.

Oh well.

Tyrone: he didn't see a thing!

Forward, sir tyrone!

We must find that egg!

(Horses whinny)

♪♪

Tyrone and uniqua: ♪ we're knights! That's right! ♪

♪ With smarts and strength

♪ And guts and might

♪ We're never ever rude

♪ Always polite

♪ Our knightly skills are out of sight ♪

♪ We're knights! That's right! ♪

Weh, weh, weh.

Behold, sir tyrone!

Eggbert is very near!

Faster!

Weh, weh! Weh, weh, weh.

Tyrone: that way!

(Horse whinnies)

Tyrone: (gasps)

Knight uniqua!

Sweet eggbert is heading for...

Uniqua: the wood of the grabbing goblin!

Tyrone: eggbert!

We must find him

Before the grabbing goblin grabs him!

(Horses whinny)

Weh...

Weh...

Weh...

(Clunk)

Yes?

Did grabbing goblin hear a knock on the door?

(Clunking)

Ooh, what is this?

Grabbing goblin sees a shiny egg!

Yes, grabbing goblin likes it very much!

Egg: weh, weh!

(Gasps) it speaks, does the little egg.

Weh, weh!

Weh, weh!

Ha-ha! Weh, weh, weh!

Weh, weh, weh!

(Laughs)

Oh, grabbing goblin likes the egg very much!

I think I'll call you...

Eggwin! (Horses whinny nearby)

Uniqua: just up ahead, sir tyrone!

Tyrone: forward, knight uniqua!

(Gasps) someone's coming!

Come, grabbing goblin will keep you safe,

Little eggwin.

(Thudding of galloping hooves, horse whinnies)

Uniqua: eggbert!

Tyrone: eggbert?

I don't see him anywhere.

Behold, sir tyrone.

That is the tree of the grabbing goblin.

Do think eggbert has been grabbed?

Well, there's only one way to find out.

Forward!

(Knocks on the door)

Grabbing goblin?!

I command you to open!

Nobody's home!

Oh. Well, good day.

Both: (gasp) the grabbing goblin!

After him!

It's dark down here.

It certainly is.

Sir tyrone, flashlights!

(Flashlights click on)

Come, let us save sweet eggbert!

To the grabbing goblin's cave!

Both: one, two, three, four!

One, two, three, four!

Hark! Did you hear something?

Oh, it's nothing.

Forward!

To the grabbing goblin's cave.

Both: one, two, three, four!

One, two, three, four!

One, two, three, four!

(Snickers quietly)

♪♪

Both: one, two, three four!

One, two, three, four! (Austin laughs)

Both: hey! Your helmet is gone!

It's that grabbing goblin!

Forward! We must find him!

And save eggbert!

Both: one, two, three, four!

One, two, three, four!

One, two, three, four! (Austin laughs)

Halt!

Hey! Now our shields are gone!

(Gasps)

It's that grabbing goblin!

Hurry!

Hey! Our flashlights!

Austin: (laughs in the distance)

Both: grabbing goblin?!

Come! We must find him!

Ugh! Oops.

Careful.

Hey, that's my foot!

Ow!

Tyrone: sorry.

(Water trickles along the wall)

Egg: weh.

Eggwin, grabbing goblin grabbed some toys for you, yes?

Egg: weh, weh, weh, weh, weh.

And that's not all!

Little eggwin can play with any of these things

That the grabbing goblin has grabbed!

Egg: weh.

♪ Oh... Oh the things

♪ Oh the things

♪ That goblin has grabbed

♪ I see them and I take them ♪

♪ And I try hard not to break them ♪

♪ These things

♪ That goblin has grabbed

♪ That goblin has grabbed

♪ I have a squirting flower

♪ And a red nose from a clown ♪

♪ Once I met a mighty king and swiped away his crown ♪

♪ Sometimes when I feel lonely or just a little down ♪

♪ I like to put them all on me ♪

♪ And dance and prance around

(Laughs)

♪ Oh...

♪ Oh the things

♪ Oh the things

♪ That goblin has grabbed!

♪ I nab them and I seize them ♪

♪ If they could go bad I'd freeze them ♪

♪ These things

♪ That goblin has grabbed

♪ I pilfered these marshmallows ♪

♪ For times I want a snack ♪

♪ Then I pick this toothbrush up ♪

♪ And brush away the plaque ♪

♪ You might think that I'm naughty ♪

♪ Or a little out of whack

♪ But just by saying "pretty please" ♪

♪ You'll get your stuff right back ♪

♪♪

♪ Weh, weh, weh

♪ Oh, little eggwin, what's the matter? ♪

♪ Weh, weh, weh

♪ Oh, little eggwin, are you sad? ♪

♪ Weh, weh, weh

♪ Perhaps you'd like these teeth that chatter? ♪

♪ Weh, weh, weh

♪ They always seem to make me glad ♪

♪ Oh...

♪ Oh the things

♪ Oh the things

♪ That goblin has grabbed

♪ Dear eggwin, peruse them

♪ And please feel free to use them ♪

♪ These things

♪ That goblin has grabbed

♪ That goblin has grabbed

Tyrone and uniqua: oops! Ow! Careful. You're bumping into me!

Uniqua: hey! There's a light up there!

Tyrone: forward!

(Gasps) intruders!

(Patter of hurried feet)

There he is!

Uniqua: you there!

Halt!

Grabbing goblin, we command you:

Give us back our stuff!

Hmm...

If you please,

Would you please say please, hmm?

Why should we say "please"?

It's our stuff!

Grabbing goblin always gives back

Whatever he grabs

If you say "please".

(Sighs) okay.

Grabbing goblin,

Would you please give us our stuff back?

Pretty please, it would please me so,

If you would so pleasingly say:

&Quot;pretty please with a cherry on top.&Quot;

Pretty please with a cherry on top,

Give us back our stuff!

If you please.

Tyrone and uniqua: aha!

(Helmets and shields clank)

Uniqua: grabbing goblin,

We are the mighty knights of king pablo's court,

And we command you:

Hand over the egg!

(Gasps) no! Never!

You must!

I won't! Eggwin is mine!

Eggwin?

Yes, that's his name!

No it's not! His name is eggbert!

Well, I say it's eggwin.

Eggbert!

So, goblin,

If I say "pretty please"

Then you have to hand over the egg, right?

(Gasps) goblin can't hear you!

La la-la-la-la la!

Goblin can't hear you!

Tyrone and uniqua: pretty please, hand over the egg!

Come on, eggwin, we're outta here!

Hey!

He poached our egg.

After that grabbing goblin!

♪♪

He's getting away!

Quick! Jump in!

Ungh!

Tyrone: get that grabbing goblin!

Egg: weh, weh.

Tyrone: hold on.

Egg: weh, weh.

Uniqua: we're catching up.

Austin: yikes!

(Log splashes through the water)

Tyrone: he's just ahead.

Forward!

Uniqua: there he is!

Oh no, knights!

Halt! Give us that egg!

We command you:

Return eggbert!

Yikes! This way, eggwin.

♪♪

Both: (gasp) duck!

We're gaining on him!

Get the egg!

Got it!

No!

Get down!

Both: ungh! Ungh!

(Sighs of relief)

(Gasp)(gasp)

Aha! I've got you, eggwin!

Not so fast!

Hey!

(Struggling grunts)

Eggwin is mine!

You guys...?

His name is eggbert,

And he's ours!

Guys?

Mine!

Ours!

Mine!

You guys!

Huh?

Look!

(Water thunders)

Uh oh.

Come on, try to get to the wall!

Uniqua: paddle!

Tyrone: we're gonna go over.

Uniqua: (gasps) paddle faster!

Goblin is paddling.

(Grunts of effort)

It's not working.

Austin: not working?

Ahhhh!

Ahhh!

Ahhh!

Egg: weh!

All: ungh! Whoa!

(Waterfall thunders)

Hey! Nice grab, grabbing goblin.

Austin: thanks.

But one question...

Yes?

Tyrone: now what?

Egg: weh, weh.

Weh, weh.

Egg: weh, weh.

Weh, weh.

Goblin's nose itches.

Goblin needs to scratch goblin's nose!

Your nose itches?

Goblin can't scratch goblin's nose,

Or we'll all fall.

But goblin's nose really itches.

Just a little scratch, yes?

Tyrone and uniqua: no!

Austin: (grunting)

(Sighs) stay still, goblin.

I'll scratch your nose!

(Grunts of effort)

Can't... Quite... Reach.

(Grunts)

Austin: here, take goblin's hand!

Uniqua: thanks!

Egg, austin and knights: weh! Uh oh!

All: aaaahhhhh!

(Sigh of relief) much better.

All: aaahhhhh!

(Splash)

All: (choked coughs, panting)

Where's eggbert?

You mean eggwin.

We must find him!

Eggbert!

Tyrone and uniqua: where are you?

Austin: eggwin!

Tyrone: eggbert!

Austin: eggwin?

Eggbert! His name is eggbert!

Egg: weh, weh! Weh, weh!

Weh, weh!

Weh, weh!

Uniqua: there he is!

Tyrone: forward!

We must save eggbert!

♪♪

(Cracking)

Tyrone, uniqua and austin: eggbert? Eggwin?

(Cracking)

Weh, weh!

All: (gasp)

The egg's got legs!

Weh, weh!

Weh, weh, weh, weh, weh, weh, weh, weh!

Hurry!

Before he...

Weh, weh, weh, weh, weh, weh...

All: runs away!

After that runny egg!

Weh, weh, weh...

(Gasps) look!

The forest of the flighty fairy.

Flighty fairy?

Tyrone: and eggbert is running right into it!

Forward, sir tyrone.

We must save eggbert!

Yes, forward!

No, goblin, you stay here.

No! No, wait!

Goblin must come with you!

Oof! Ouch!

No.

Yes, say I can come.

Goblin is worried about sweet little eggwin.

Absolutely not.

Oh please, please, pretty please,

Let goblin come?

Both: (sighs) oh. Okay, come along.

Woo hoo!

But no more grabbing!

You're with us now and we're knights!

That's right!

♪♪

♪ We're knights! That's right! ♪

♪ With smarts and strength

♪ We're knights! That's right! ♪

♪ With smarts and strength

♪ We're knights! That's right! ♪

♪ With smarts and strength

♪ And guts and might are out of sight ♪

♪ Our knightly skills are out of sight ♪

Both: ♪ we're knights! That's right! ♪

♪ Our knightly skills are out of sight ♪

All: ♪ we're knights! That's right! ♪

♪ We're knights! That's right! ♪

All: ♪ we're knights! That's right! ♪

Eggbert!

Hello?

(Chimes jingle lightly)

What was that?

I don't know.

(Chimes jingle)

Goblin hears it too.

Tweedily-doo to you...

And you and you!

Tyrone and uniqua: huh?

Whoa!whoa!

Who said that? Who said that?

Ahh! Weird bird!

That's no bird.

That's the flighty fairy!

Tasha: (giggles)

Weh, weh!

She's got eggbert!

Tweedily-doo, tweedily-dee!

You've come for a little visit, I see.

Flighty fairy, I command you:

Put us down!

As you wish.

(Wand shimmers)

Um...

(Splashing)

(Giggles)

All: (gasp for air)

Tasha: tweedily-doo, tweedily-dee.

Hark, good fairy.

We are knights of king pablo's court.

And a goblin, too.

We have come through many adventures

And dangers to save that egg!

Weh, weh, weh.

Oh, you mean eggy?

All: eggy?

His name is eggbert!

Goblin says he's called eggwin.

Well, I say he's called eggy!

Who's the eggy? Who is he?

Who is he?

Flighty fairy, that egg belongs to the king!

Not anymore.

What enters fairy land belongs to me!

We command you!

Hand over that egg!

Oh really? You want the egg?

Weh.

(Pop)

All: (gasps)

(Giggles)

Egg: weh, weh.

You don't want to mess with the flighty fairy.

♪ Tweedily-dee! Tweedily-doo! ♪

♪ I'm the flighty fairy and who are you ♪

♪ Tweedily-doo! Tweedily-dee! ♪

♪ What I find in this forest is for me ♪

♪ That's just how it has to be ♪

♪ I'm the flighty fairy

♪ So tweedily, tweedily-dee! ♪

♪♪

♪ What if we tell you that's the good king's egg ♪

♪ He can walk here and get it ♪

♪ On his own two legs

♪ But what if we command you to give it to us ♪

♪ It's not gonna happen so don't even fuss ♪

♪ And what if I kneel down and say pretty please ♪

♪ I will wave my magic wand ♪

♪ And drop you in the trees ♪

Hey!

Tasha: ♪ tweedily-dee! Tweedily-doo! ♪

♪ I may be really little

♪ But there's so much I can do ♪

♪ Tweedily-doo! Tweedily-dee! ♪

♪ I'm so glad I found this little eggy ♪

♪ He's just the friend for me ♪

♪ He fills me up with glee ♪

♪ So tweedily, tweedily-dee! ♪

♪♪

Uniqua: ♪ what if we tell you that we won't go away? ♪

Tasha: ♪ well, I'll cook up a rainstorm ♪

♪ And you'll have a crummy day ♪

(Thunder rumbles, rain patters)

♪ What if we grab the egg ♪

♪ When you're in bed?

♪ That won't be so easy ♪

♪ When you're standing on your head ♪

Whoa!

Uniqua: ♪ you must surrender the egg ♪

Tasha: ♪ no I won't

♪ We must recapture the egg ♪

♪ No you don't!

♪ If you take one more step over here ♪

♪ I will waggle my wand ♪

♪ And you will disappear! ♪

Tyrone and uniqua: ♪ hey! Bring us back!

♪ Tweedily-dee! Tweedily-doo! ♪

♪ I think it's getting time to skedaddle and skidoo ♪

♪ Tweedily-doo! Tweedily-dee! ♪

♪ You just can't mess with the flighty fairy ♪

♪ I'm just too good you see ♪

♪ So tweedily-dee

♪ Tweedily, tweedily-dee! ♪

♪ Tweedily dee!

♪ Tweedily dee!

♪ Tweedily dee!

(Wand shimmers)

Uniqua: careful!

Tyrone: don't drop sweet eggbert!

Tasha: oh for goodness sakes, don't worry.

It's a magic wand, you know.

Neato!

Grabbing goblin wants to try magic wand!

(Gasps) no!

(Wand shimmers)

Both: eggbert!

Tasha: eggy!

Gimme that!

Abracadabra! Open sesame!

All: oh no! Whoa! Ohhh!

Both: oh no!

Both: oh no!

Tyrone and uniqua: (gasp)

(Loud cr*ck, wings flap)

Weh, weh!

Tyrone and uniqua: (gasp)

Uniqua: eggbert has wings!

Tyrone: he doth fly!

Uniqua: come back here, eggbert!

Egg: weh, weh...

Tyrone: oh no! There he goes!

Look what you've done!

Sweet eggbert has flown away!

Sorry.oops!

Didn't mean to.

Come, sir tyrone! We must save eggbert.

Austin: goblin is saving eggwin too!

Tasha: tweedily dee, wait for me!

Flighty fairy,

I think we have all the help we need.

Tasha: oh, boo hoo! Boo hoo!

Oh, please don't cry.

I'm not crying. I'm just saying boo-hoo.

You see, little eggy is so dear to me,

You must let me come along and help.

Um...

(Sighing heavily)

Very well, you may come along.

Oh goodie!

Hold on, let me get my things.

(Magical shimmering)

(All sigh)

♪♪

Goblin...

Sorry.

Halt! Look!

Egg: weh, weh, weh.

Weh, weh, weh, weh.

Weh, weh.

(Gasps)

That's dragon mountain.

And eggbert has flown right into it!

Both: (gasp)

Did you say... Dragon mountain, yes?

Nobody has ever dared step inside dragon mountain.

But today that shall change!

But goblin doesn't like dragons.

Honestly, fairy's not that crazy about them either.

Yes, but we are mighty knights.

And we must save eggbert!

Forward!

To the top of dragon mountain!

Yikes.

Boo hoo!

♪♪

♪ We're marching to the top ♪

♪ To the top, to the top ♪

♪ Yes, we're marching to the top of dragon mountain ♪

♪ Up, up, up, up!

♪ There is no place to hide

♪ 'Cause a dragon lurks inside ♪

♪ At the top of dragon mountain ♪

♪ At the top of dragon mountain ♪

♪ Do you think that the dragon is scary? ♪

♪ Yes I do!

♪ Do you think that the dragon is hairy? ♪

♪ No, do you?

♪ Do you think that the dragon plays games? ♪

♪ I hope so

♪ Do you think that it sh**t out flames? ♪

♪ Please say "no"

♪ We're marching to the top ♪

♪ To the top, to the top ♪

♪ Yes, we're marching to the top of dragon mountain ♪

♪ Up, up, up, up!

♪ There is no place to hide ♪

♪ 'Cause a dragon lurks inside ♪

♪ At the top of dragon mountain ♪

♪ At the top of dragon mountain! ♪

♪ Do you think that the dragon will greet us? ♪

♪ That'd be neat!

♪ Or perhaps he will try to eat us ♪

♪ You say "eat"

♪ Perhaps we won't fit in his belly ♪

♪ Then I'd cheer

♪ Don't dragons like goblins and jelly? ♪

♪ I'm outta here!

All: ♪ we're marching to the top ♪

♪ To the top, to the top ♪

♪ Yes, we're marching to the top of dragon mountain ♪

♪ Up, up, up, up!

♪ There is no place to hide

♪ 'Cause a dragon lurks inside ♪

♪ At the top of dragon mountain ♪

♪ At the top of dragon mountain ♪

♪ At the top of dragon mountain ♪

♪ At the top of dragon mountain ♪

♪ At the top of dragon mountain ♪

♪ At the top of dragon mountain ♪

Uniqua: halt!

Tyrone: hark!

Egg: weh, weh.

Weh! Weh, weh!

Tweedily-dee, could it be?

Egg: weh, weh!

It is!

Sweet eggbert is near!

You mean, eggy.

Actually, it's eggwin.

No! It's eggbert!

Hark!

The sound is coming from inside.

Tyrone: forward! With haste!

♪♪

(Echoing) hello?

(Echoing) eggbert?

(Echoing) eggy?

(Echoing) eggwin?

Egg: weh, weh, weh, weh.

I hear him!

Forward!

♪♪

All: (gasp)

Uniqua: eggbert!

Tasha: eggy?

Austin: egwin?

Tyrone: eggbert!

I don't see him anywhere.

Where could he be?

Tasha: eggy!

Austin: wow! Goblin wishes he'd brought his camera.

Oh, the things that goblin has grabbed.

Uniqua: eggbert!

Austin: eggwin?

Tyrone: eggbert must be in here somewhere.

(Flames roar)

Austin: yikes!

Toasty.

Where-oh-where could sweet eggbert be?

Both: eggbert!

Eggy?egwin?

Eggwin!

There's sweet eggbert!

We've got to get him down!

Sir tyrone, climb upon my shoulders!

Right.

Okay.

Grabbing goblin,

Get on my shoulders and grab!

Oh, for goodness sakes!

Austin: (grunts of effort)

Steady...

Steady...

Um, aren't you guys forgetting something?

Austin, tyrone and uniqua: what?

I fly.

Tyrone: yeah!

Woo-hoo! All right!

Good work, good travelers.

Eggbert is saved!

Eggy is safe!

Eggwin is...

Empty.

(Gasp) empty?!

Cool hat!

(Both gasp)

Anyone want a bowl?

(Both gasp)

I guess the egg has hatched.

Oh sweet eggbert, where hath you gone?

(Heavy stomp of footsteps)

Um, what was that?

(Heavy stomp)

Tyrone and uniqua: whoa!

Uh oh!

All: (gasp)

Aahhh! Dragon!

Tasha and austin: aahhhhhh!

Halt, dragon!

Tyrone: we command you!

Come on!

Ahhh! Get away from grabbing goblin!

Aaahhh!

Tasha: run, goblin!

Uh oh.

Tweedily-dee, away from me!

Disappear!

Huh? Oh, for goodness sakes.

(Gasps)

Aaahhhh!

Tyrone: after it!

Tyrone and uniqua: the dragon!

Ahhh! The dragon!

Austin: where is he?

Tasha: here he comes! Run!

(Gasps) ahhh!

Tyrone: he's over there! This way! Run!

Tasha and austin: aahhhh! The dragon!

All: (panicked screaming)

Austin and tyrone: oh hi! Hi!

All: ahhhh! Ahhh!

♪♪

Wait! We can get out of here

If we all go that way!

Tyrone, austin and tasha: come on! Let's go!

All: aahhhhh! (Gasp)

Ahhh! Whoa!

Aahhh! Whoa!

Uniqua: this way!

Tasha: aaahhhhh!

♪♪

All: (gasp)

All: aahhh! Whoa!

Ahhh! Whoa! Ahhh!

Aaahhhhhhhh!

Farewell, good travelers.

It hath been swell.

Yes, it was delightful to meet you.

I'll miss all of you.

Hey, can't you fly?

Egg: weh, weh!

Hark! Do you hear what I hear?

Egg: weh, weh!

All: eggbert! Eggwin! Eggy!

Egg: weh, weh, weh!

(Dragon whooshes by)

Austin: (gasps)

All: aaahhhhhh!

Whoa!

Eggbert, is that you?

Weh, weh! Weh, weh, weh!

It is!

I cannot believe my eyes!

Sweet eggbert is a dragon!

And we're saved!

Yeah! Woo-hoo!

All: all right!

So, that's what was in that egg -

A baby dragon!

Weh, weh.

(Whooshes through the air)

Narrator: and this is the dragon's story.

Dragon: ♪ once I was a young egg

♪ In fact it was today

Tasha, austin and knights: ♪ oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh... ♪

Dragon: ♪ trapped inside my shell

♪ There was nothing I could play ♪

♪ Wanted somethin' different

♪ See the world outside

♪ So I wobbled out the door ♪

♪ Took the brave knights for a ride! ♪

♪ 'Cause it's in my heart

♪ I can't ignore

♪ I'm not an egg anymore

Tasha, austin and knights: ♪ he's not an egg any...

Dragon: ♪ I'm not an egg any...

Tasha, austin and knights: ♪ he's not an egg

Dragon: ♪ I'm not an egg

All: ♪ anymore!

Now, let's see how those knights are doing.

Dragon: weh-weh-weh weh!

Tyrone and uniqua: your majesty!

Hmm, I see you're not an egg anymore.

Dragon: ♪ when I met the goblin

♪ He took me underground

All: ♪ oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh...

Dragon: ♪ that's when I grew two legs

♪ So I could run around

♪ I scrambled to the forest

♪ Where the flighty fairy sings ♪

♪ Then I cracked my shell some more ♪

♪ And I grew a couple wings

♪ I feel so free that I can soar ♪

♪ I'm not an egg anymore ♪

All: ♪ he's not an egg any...

Dragon: ♪ I'm not an egg any...

All: ♪ he's not an egg...

Dragon: ♪ I'm not an egg anymore! ♪

♪ Well, now I'm a dragon

♪ A legendary beast

♪ Do I miss my egg-hood days ♪

♪ No, not in the least

♪ My whole life's an open door ♪

♪ I'm not an egg anymore

All: ♪ he's not an egg any...

Dragon: ♪ I'm not an egg any...

All: ♪ he's not an egg...

Dragon: ♪ I left my shell on the floor ♪

♪ I'm not an egg

All: ♪ anymore!

Your majesty, new crown?

Yes, yes, yes. Isn't it wonderful?

Yes, very wonderful.

Grabbing goblin!

Sorry.

Your majesty, about the egg.

You see, it started rolling around...

And then it started running...

And then flying!

And we tried to catch it, but-

Silence!

Yes, your majesty.

There's no need to explain;

I knew that there was a dragon

Inside that egg all along.

Both: you did?

Yes. And that is why I needed the bravest,

Toughest and mightiest knights in the land

To handle it.

Did he give you any trouble?

Nah. Not really.

Maybe a little. Piece of cake.

Brave knights, I commend you!

You have passed your greatest challenge!

We thank you, king pablo.

But we do have one question.

This dragon, is he called eggbert?

Or eggwin?

Or eggy?

Don't be silly.

The dragon is named...

Dragon!

Uniqua and tasha: oh! Well, of course!

Tyrone: that makes sense!

(Stomach gurgles)

On guard!

Don't worry, it's just my stomach.

Please come to my house for a snack:

Egg salad!

All: (shocked gasps)

Just kidding.

All: (laughing)

Uniqua and tyrone: forward! En garde, knights!

Tweedily-dee! Tweedily-doo!

(Laughing)

That was an egg-cellent knightly adventure,

Don't you think?

It sure was. Yes, yes!

Uh-huh.

Yeah!

♪ We've got the whole wide world in our yard to explore ♪

♪ Now it's time for us to a have snack ♪

♪ Meet you next time

♪ When we're back with your friends ♪

♪ The backyardigans

Pablo: see ya later!

Uniqua and tyrone: later! See ya next time!

Austin and tasha: see ya!

Tyrone and uniqua: we're knights! That's right!
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