01x02 - A Pawsome Circus Show

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mutt & Stuff". Aired: March 6, 2015 – November 1, 2017.*
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Series follows the duo and their day-to-day activities at Mutt & Stuff, a wacky and whimsical school just for dogs.
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01x02 - A Pawsome Circus Show

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[upbeat music]

[horn honks]

[dogs bark]

[horn honks]

♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

♪ Hey, Calvin, what are we learning today? ♪

♪ Come, heel, sit, stay

♪ Our pet pal Stuff is set to help and to play ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

[barks]

♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can'’t seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups

♪ Mutt & Stuff

[upbeat music]



[barks]

[barks]

Hi. Welcome to Mutt & Stuff,

the only school on the planet just for dogs.

[barks]

Hey, Zippy.

You ready to have the most stupendous,

super amazing, exciting school day ever?

- Hmm? [honking]

We'’re putting on a Mutt & Stuff doggy circus.

[honk]

Okay, Zippy, let'’s start our circus school day.

Come on!

[ding]

Thanks, Zippy!

[bell rings]

Good boy!

[bell ringing]

Calling all dogs!

[barks]

Step right up!

It'’s circus day at Mutt & Stuff!

Come on in!

[cheerful music]



[puppies whining]

[dogs barking]

- [chuckles] - Hey, Stuff.

Hey, Calvin! Oh, I can'’t wait for our circus.

I'’m going to be the circus strong dog!

[chuckles] Watch this.

[grunts]

Eh... hmm.

[grunts] Oh, boy.

Well, guess I'’d better go get some bigger muscles.

[chuckles]

Hey, Luke. Hey, Dude.

How'’s it going, surfer dog?

[barks]

Dude'’s been practicing his new trick

for the circus.

Show '’em what you got!

Pretty cool!

Dude, you can be our circus acrobat.

Zippy, what do you think?

Whoa!

That'’s an awesome circus trick.

Oh, that'’s just what Zippy does when he'’s happy.

He'’s gonna ride a skateboard for his real trick.

A skateboard?

Aw, I can'’t wait to see that.

I bet it'’s gonna be amazing.

Bye, Dude. I'’ll see you at the circus.

We can watch Zippy'’s trick together.

See you, Luke.

We have to get ready for our circus!

Come on!

Good morning, everyone.

Let'’s see who'’s here today.

It'’s time for the doggy roll call.

Let'’s start with my dog, Zippy.

[barks]

And hello to you, Princess Pickles.

[barks]

Mr. Shades!

[growls]

Rumbles!

[barks and growls]

Cuddles!

[barks]

Pixie!

Adventure dog!

And Grandma.

Little Cricket.

[crickets chirp]

Sunny. [laughs] Happiest dog ever.

[barks]

Dude, surfer dog.

Rocket!

Where'’s Rocket?

[dog barks]

[barks]

Rocket is always late, but he'’s fast.

And The Barks Brothers, Giggle and Wiggle!

Or is it Wiggle and Giggle?

I can never remember.

And the puppy whose tail

never stops wagging, Stuff!

[chuckles]

That'’s me! Whoo!

[humming]

Yeah.

[sighs]

Okay, guys, I can'’t wait to see

what you'’re going to do for the circus.

[grunts]

Good job, Dude!

Pretty cool, huh?

[dogs barking]

Oh, yeah, that was great, Dude.

Oh, ooh, and wait till you guys

see Zippy'’s trick in the grand finale.

It'’s gonna be awesome.

[whimpers]

Hey, Dude, everybody'’s gonna love your trick too.

Okay, let'’s get ready for the circus.

Zippy, what should we do first?

[barks]

[Calvin] Zippy, give it a good spin!

Dress-up time! Great.

Everyone can pick their costumes for the circus!

[Stuff] Open the Doggy Everything Closet!

[upbeat music]



[humming] [gasps]

Look at this!

[chuckles]

[honks] - Clown stuff!

[dogs barking]

[laughs]

Ooh! [chuckles]

[barks]

[barks]

Hey, look at me.

Wow, that'’s awesome.

[barks]

Nice.

Hey.

The puppies are getting ready for the circus too.

Let'’s check out the puppy playpen.

♪ Puppy playtime

[funky music]



♪ Puppy playtime



♪ Puppy playtime



♪ Puppy playtime, puppy playtime ♪

Hey, Davenport.

- Davenport! - [gasps] Oh, hey, Zoe.

Do you know why cats don'’t eat clownfish?

Yeah, because they taste funny.

[both laugh]

[thud]

- I'’m okay. - Meow too!

Okay, Pixie and Princess Pickles,

in the circus, you'’re going to wear these dance tutus.

What do you think?

[dogs bark]

And, Zippy, you should wear something special

for the grand finale--

this cape!

Oh.

Hey, Dude.

Um, sorry, Dude,

but Zippy has to wear this for the circus.

[whimpers]

But, Dude,

this is the costume the dog acrobats are going to wear.

Pretty cool, huh?

[whimpers]

I think Dude'’s upset he can'’t wear Zippy'’s cape.

Hmm. Maybe he'’s hungry.

Okay, guys. Time to get chowing.

It'’s snack time!

[dogs barking]

Ooh, boy, snack time!

[chuckles] Mmm.

Okay, Dude.

Surf your way over,

and start the Bow Wow Chow Snack Machine!

[playful music]



Bow wow, time to chow!

[dogs barking]

[crunching]

Mmm, so good!

Hey, let'’s see what the puppies are up to.

♪ Puppy playtime

[funky music]



♪ Puppy playtime



♪ Puppy playtime, puppy playtime ♪

Hey, I'’m going to show you how to teach your dog a trick.

First, you need a dog.

Hey, Zippy. You'’re a dog, right?

- [barks] - Right.

Next, show your dog what you want them to do.

Zippy, I'’m going to teach you how to shake.

Then call out a command.

Shake.

Now repeat the command, and try it again.

Shake. Good boy.

Now, reward your dog with a treat.

Shake. Good boy.

And finally, show your dog lots of love.

Good boy.

Remember, you have to practice

with your dog a lot, but he'’ll get it.

Right, Zippy?

[barks]

Right.

Do your dogs do any cool tricks?

Let'’s check it out on the paw pad.

[upbeat music]



Hiya! It'’s me, Melvin the Fire Hydrant.

Oh, hey, Dude.

I have got a great circus song for you.

[chuckles]

♪ I'’ve been working in the circus ♪

♪All the livelong day ♪

♪ I'’ve been working in the circus ♪

[laughing] Hey!

♪ Just to pass the time away

[laughing]

Cut it out, Dude. It tickles!

Did you hear the song? I said I'’m working.

♪ Can'’t you hear the clowns ♪

[laughing] A-laughing!

It'’s not the clowns. It'’s me.

Okay! Okay, I give up, I give up!

I'’m not working in the circus anymore!

[laughing]

Oh, good dog. Good dog.

Hey, Davenport. Davenport!

Hmm? Oh! Oh, hi, Zoe.

Have you ever wanted to be in the circus?

Yeah! And I know a cool trick too.

I can make myself disappear!

Now you see me.

Now you--ohh!

[thud] - [laughs]

I can still see you!

[thud]

[Davenport] Aah! I'’m okay!

[Zoe] Meow too!

You know who'’s always on time?

Zippy! Watch this.

He'’ll be here in three, two, one.

[car engine revs]

[lively music]

Zippy! Over here.



Hi, Zippy.

Like I said, always on time.

Hey, Zippy. Let'’s keep Circus Day going.

What'’s next?

[playful music]

[barks]

[Calvin] There'’s so many activities.

What should we do?

[triumphant music]

It'’s playtime!

You know what circus dogs love?

Circus doggy bowling!

[dogs barking]

♪ Playtime



♪ Playtime



♪ Playtime



♪ Playtime



♪ Playtime



♪ Playtime



Okay, doggy clowns. Time for bowling!



That'’s a strike! Got '’em all.

Okay, your turn, Wiggle.



Here you go, Stuff.

Ooh, thanks, Calvin.

We'’re gonna watch a video

of one of our [span] Mutt & Stuffbuddies,

Let'’s check it out!

[Renaissance music]

[Calvin] Hear ye, hear ye.

And now, a moment with Princess Pickles.



[barks]



Okay, Zippy, ready to practice your big trick?

[barks]

- Hey, Calvin. - Hey, Luke.

Zippy'’s about to try out his grand finale trick.

Cool! I gotta see this.

Okay, Zippy, go get your skateboard.

And now, presenting the most daring dog

the world has ever seen!

I give you, Zippy, on a skateboard!

Or not.

Zippy, what happened to your skateboard?

[barks]

[crashing]

Whoa, what was that?

[curious music]



- Dude, are you okay, buddy? - [dog whines]

Dude, did you try to ride Zippy'’s skateboard?

[whines]

Ah, I think I know what'’s bugging Dude.

Do you think Zippy'’s trick is better than yours?

[whines]

Dude, let'’s have a nose-to-nose.

Your trick is great,

and Luke is going to love you no matter what you do.

That'’s right, Dude. Your trick is awesome,

and you'’re my pal forever and ever, okay, buddy?

[whines]

Aw.

Dogs make the best buddies.

Okay, now we'’re ready to put on a circus.

[soft music]

All right, guys, see ya at the circus.

Guess what time it is?

It'’s clean up time. Come on, help me out, everyone.

[exciting music]



[barks]



[barks]

♪♪

[howls]

Whoo, whoo, whoa.



[barks]

Thanks, Zippy.



[howls]



[barks]

Everybody, pick out something special to wear.

- It'’s circus time. - [dog howls]

Hey, Melvin, we'’ll be on the playground

putting on a circus.

Hey! Hey, my cousin'’s in the circus.

He'’s a fire hose.

If you see him, tell him we need to hook up.

[rim sh*t] - [laughs]

Oh, boy. Thank you. I'’ll be here all week.

Of course I'’ll be here all week.

I'’m stuck in the cement.

[laughs]

[cheering]

Ladies and gentlemen, dogs of all sizes,

welcome to the [span] Mutt & StuffCircus!

Whoo!

From the deepest jungles of the dog park,

presenting the most ferocious animals you'’ve ever seen.

[cheering]

Behold, the fierce lions!

[growling]

- Whoa! - Yeah!

[cheering]

[roaring]

And now presenting the circus strong dog.

Ta-dah!

Mm, hee-hee.

Before your very eyes,

Stuff will attempt to lift the world'’s biggest dog bone!

Here it goes. [grunts]

Ooh, yeah. [grunting]

[laughs] Oh, hey, bone. Mm.

- [crunching] - And eat it.

[laughter]

Moving from muscles to mayhem,

bring on the clowns!

[frenzied music]



Now it'’s time to shake those tails

and prance your paws. Here come the circus dancers!

[barking]

[laughing]

[barks]

[cheering]

[barks]

[upbeat music]



[barking]

Now feast your eyes on the tremendous tricks

of Dude, our circus acrobat!

[cheering]



[cheering]

And now, for the grand finale.



[barks]

Zippy will hop onto his skateboard

and race down the ramp at full speed.

[crowd oohs] - Attention, dogs,

please do not try this at home.

Drum roll, please!

[drum roll]

Yes!

[cheering]

- Great job, Zippy. - Your trick was awesome, Dude.

It was my favorite. I'’m so proud of you.

- Hey. - [barks]

Let'’s celebrate with a circus doggy dance party.

Come on, wag it like you mean it.

♪ [span]Mutt & Stuff [span] Mutt & Stuff ♪

♪ Hey, Calvin, what are we learning today? ♪

♪ Come, heel, sit, stay

♪ Our pet pal Stuff is set to help and to play ♪

[Calvin voice-over] What a great day.

Show '’em what you got.

[Calvin voice-over] Dude was worried his trick wasn'’t as good as Zippy'’s.

That'’s an awesome circus trick.

[Calvin voice-over] So Dude tried to do Zippy'’s trick instead of his.

Dude, did you try to ride Zippy'’s skateboard?

[Calvin voice-over] Then Dude learned his trick is great, too,

and Luke loves him no matter what he does.

Your trick was awesome, Dude. It was my favorite.

I'’m so proud of you.

And then we came here to put on the [span]Mutt & Stuffcircus.

[barks]

♪ [span]Mutt & Stuff ♪

♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

♪ [span]Mutt & Stuff♪

♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say ready, you say ruff ♪

Thanks for joining us today.

See you back at [span]Mutt & Stuff.

[cheering]

Hey, Davenport. Davenport!

[screams] Whoa, hey, Zoe.

What'’s a circus clown'’s favorite snack?

A peanut butter and jokey sandwich.

[both laugh]

[thud]

- I'’m okay. - Meow, too.

♪ Mutt & Stuff Mutt & Stuff ♪

♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

♪ Mutt & Stuff

♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say ready, you say ruff ♪

♪ Mutt & Stuff Mutt & Stuff ♪

♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can'’t seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups

♪ Mutt & Stuff
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