01x07 - A Goldfish Opportunity

[bunniefuu]

[upbeat music]

[horn honks]

[dogs bark]

[horn honks]

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

♪ Hey, Calvin, what are we learning today? ♪

♪ Come, heel, sit, stay

♪ Our pet pal Stuff is set to help and to play ♪

♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let's go to dog school

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let's go to dog school

- ♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can't seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups

♪ Mutt & Stuff

[playful music]

♪

[barks]

♪

- Hi. Welcome to "Mutt & Stuff."

The coolest dog school on the planet.

[engine revs]

Hey, Zippy, nice ride.

My dog's got style. [chuckles]

Okay, Zippy, time to start school.

Come on.

♪

Thanks, Zippy.

[bell dings]

Zippy, you're awesome!

[bell dings]

♪

Calling all dogs!

[barking]

- [laughs] Come on and wag it on in.

Wag, wag, wag, wag, wag, wag, wag, wag, wag.

♪

[barking]

♪

- Hey, Grumbles.

Hey, Stuff.

- Oh, hi, Calvin.

[gasps]

Aww.

That is so cute.

I wish I had a pet.

Ooh, Calvin, could I get a pet of my own?

- Stuff, you'd be a great pet owner.

- [gasps] - But having a pet

is a big responsibility.

- Well, I'm a big puppy.

So, I'm ready.

- Okay, Stuff, I'll think about it.

Come on! Time to start class.

Good morning, everyone.

Okay, let's see who's here today.

It's time for the doggy roll call!

[upbeat music]

Who could do a backflip and drive a car?

My dog Zippy!

♪♪

Pixie! [chuckles]

♪♪

Mr. Shades.

[rock music]

Grumbles! [barks]

What do you say, little cricket?

[chirps]

The Borsch brothers.

Giggle.

Wiggle.

Or is it Wiggle and Giggle?

I can never remember.

Grandma.

Dude.

Sunny.

[barks]

Cuddles.

[barks]

Princess Pickles.

[barks]

Rocket!

Wait. Rocket?

Where are you?

[barks] - [laughs]

Rocket hides in the funniest places.

And, finally, the puppy who's more fun

than a barrel of squeaky toys...

- [giggles] - Stuff!

[squeaks]

Uh, I mean...here.

[both giggle]

- Hey, Stuff, can you come up here?

I have something special for you.

- Something for me?

Oh, boy, um...

is it a super, duper bone

with a cherry on top?

- Even better. Come on!

- [gasps] Uh...

Wha-wha-wha-- [panting]

- Ta-da!

- [gasps] - Meet your new pet.

- A goldfish!

Oh, Calvin! Thank you!

Oh, I'm gonna name him something really special.

Um...uh...

Fred!

Hi, Fred.

- Welcome to Mutt & Stuff, Fred.

- Fred, I promise to take really good care of you.

You are in good hands with me.

Uh, I mean, uh, good paws.

[laughs]

Fred.

- Hey, Davenport. Davenport!

[stammers] Oh, hey Zoe.

- Have you ever had a pet?

- Yeah, I still do.

His name's Daryl.

- Uh, that's your tail.

- Oh. Well, I wondered why he always follows me around.

[laughter]

- Whoa! [thuds]

I'm okay! - Meow too!

- Daryl, are you-- oh, he's fine.

[playful music]

♪

- Okay, time to eat, Fred.

[clears throat]

"Bone" appétit. [giggles]

- Uh, Stuff? - Hmm?

- This is food that you and Zippy would eat,

not Fred. - Oh.

- Since Fred's a fish, he eats fish food.

Did you notice the container of fish flakes?

- [gasps] Oh.

I was wondering what this was for.

[chuckles]

Okay. Sorry, buddy.

Now I have the healthy food you need.

Here you go.

Mm-hmm.

- Good job, Stuff.

You're getting the hang of it.

Hey, all this talk about food reminds me,

everybody else needs to eat too!

- Oh, boy.

Okay, Fred, you stay here and eat

while we get a snack too. Yum.

- That's right, it's snack time!

[barking] [upbeat music]

♪

- Oh, boy. Snack time!

♪♪

- Hey, Stuff, guess what you get to do today?

- Hmm, I don't know, Calvin, what?

- You can start the Bow Wow Chow Snack Machine!

- [gasps] Oh, boy! [giggles]

♪

Not yet.

♪

Not yet.

♪

Bow Wow, time to chow!

[barking]

♪

- Mm, so good!

- Let's check out the puppies.

They just got tons of new toys.

♪

Come on, let's go.

- ♪ Puppy play time

♪

♪ Puppy play time

♪

♪ Puppy play time

♪

♪ Puppy play time

♪

How do you like to take care of your pet?

Let's check it out on the Paw Pad.

- Yeah!

[upbeat music]

♪

- Hey, Rocket, what's up?

Okay, Zippy, what should we do next?

♪

[barks]

♪

Zippy, spin the wheel

and pick out something for us to do.

[clicking]

It's free time!

You can do any activity you'd like.

- Oh, boy, free time.

I'm going inside my doghouse to play with Fred.

[sighs, laughs]

Ooh, hey. Come on, Rocket.

[laughs] Whoo-hoo.

[gasps] Fred, Rocket,

welcome to my dog house.

[upbeat music]

[sighs]

Come on, Rocket. Join me.

All right.

Oh, okay.

Hey, do you guys want to play a game?

[gasps] You do?

Okay, okay, um...

Let's play a game called Mirror.

Okay, so, Fred,

Rocket and I are going to look at you,

and then we'll do whatever you're doing.

Okay, Fred, so, you do something now,

and we'll copy. Okay, ready?

Go.

[playful music]

Hm.

Um... [clears throat]

Okay. Here goes, uh...

Here we're flipping our fins around,

like you, Fred. 'Cause we're fish.

Whoo. That was great, Fred.

Now, Rocket, it's your turn, buddy.

You do something, and Fred and I will do it.

Okay, go.

[barking]

Ruff, ruff. Ruff.

♪

Fred, are you watching?

[barks]

That was great!

Wait, what's that? Hmm?

Oh, I love you too, Fred.

Aw. Hey, Rocket.

I love you, too.

Give me paw.

[laughs]

[sighs] Just friends hanging out.

This is nice. Hm.

[humming]

Okay, Fred, I'm coming.

[humming]

And, uh...

- Hi, Stuff. - Oh, hey there, Calvin.

Hi, Zippy.

- Um, Stuff. - Hmm?

- What's with all the cleaning supplies?

- Oh, well, I'm making sure that Fred has a clean home.

[clears throat]

[whines]

- Stuff.

You can't clean a bowl with a broom.

- Oh. Yeah, you know,

I guess you're right. It's way too messy.

This is a job for a vacuum.

[chuckles] - No, Stuff, Stuff.

[vacuum whirring, then silencing]

Different pets have different needs.

- Hmm.

Hmm.

- A fish net is great for cleaning bowls.

- Oh, that's what that's for.

- Mm-hmm. - See, 'cause--'cause

I thought this was an ear scratcher.

[moaning]

Ah, that's the spot.

Whoo. [sighs]

[playful music]

- Hey, Davenport. Davenport!

- [stammers] Oh, hey, Zoe.

- If dogs live in dog houses and fish live in fish bowls,

then where do cats live?

- Hmm.

Tree branches.

[laughter]

- Whoa! [thud]

I'm okay. - Meow too.

- Hey, guys.

Guess what time it is?

- Time to spin the wheel?

- You got it, Stuff.

- Yay! - Zippy, take it away.

[wacky music]

[barks]

- There are so many activities.

What should we do?

[exciting music]

♪

It's playtime!

- Whoo hoo! [laughs]

Hey, hear that, Fred?

Playtime!

- ♪ It's playtime

- [chuckles]

- ♪ It's playtime

♪

♪ It's playtime

♪

- [chuckles] Hmm.

Hmm. Uh...

♪

Okay, Fred. Catch!

♪

Now just pick it up and bring it back.

Okay, Fred. You can do that.

Just rollover.

Okay? Just roll like me.

Right? Now you do it.

♪

Hmm. Uh...

[gasps] Ooh!

Okay, ready? Bounce it back.

Here goes.

Uh...

♪

- ♪ It's playtime

♪

[humming]

- ♪ It's playtime

♪

♪ It's playtime

- [humming]

Hiya, it's me, Melvin the Fire Hydrant.

Ah, hey there, Fred.

I was just about to sing a song.

Would you like to hear it?

I'll take that as a yes. [chuckles]

♪ Mary had a little fish

♪ Little fish little fish ♪

♪ Mary had a little fish

Wow, I might actually get through a song this time.

♪ Whose scales were orange and shiny ♪

♪ Everywhere that Mary sw--

[laughs]

Hey! Surprise doggy.

[laughing]

♪ Everywhere that Mary swam

♪ Mary--

[laughing] Hey.

This is a solo act, Sunny.

- Here you go, Stuff.

- Ooh, thank you.

- We're gonna watch a video

of one of our Mutt & Stuff buddies...

on the Paw Pad.

Let's check it out.

[upbeat music]

Rocket can catch anything.

He never misses.

He can catch a rubber chicken...

or a stuffed animal...

and another stuffed animal.

Oh, no. He dropped one.

You'll get it next time, Rocket.

- [humming]

Oh, come on, buddy. Let's go.

- Hey, Stuff. What are you up to?

- Oh, hi, Calvin.

I'm teaching Fred how to ride a skateboard.

Come on, little buddy. Let's go.

- Um, Stuff. - Hmm?

- Riding a skateboard is great exercise for you and me,

but not for a fish.

- Oh, I guess you're right.

I tried to buy him a helmet and kneepads,

but they just don't sell ones for fish.

- I have an idea on how Fred can get some exercise.

Hey, Zippy!

[upbeat music]

Can you go to the store and pick out something

so Fred can exercise?

[barks]

Cool.

♪

- Hmm. Uh...huh.

♪

[engine revving]

♪

[laughs] Oof.

- Hey, Zippy.

It's Calvin back at Mutt & Stuff.

How's it going?

♪

Go, Zippy, go!

- Oh, you're doing great, Zippy.

- Zippy, turn left.

Go right.

- Drive safe.

- Zippy, find a store and pick out something for Fred.

[engine revving]

All right, Zippy. Come on home!

♪

Good boy, Zippy.

Wait till you see this.

- Whoa.

How'd they fit that giant aquarium in there?

Wow, Fred has so much room to exercise now.

Plus, his own castle.

[chuckles] That is so cool.

[chuckles]

- Stuff, I think you have a very happy pet.

- Well, he's happy thanks to you.

You're really good at taking care of pets, Calvin.

Oh, I wish I was.

I have so much to learn.

- Stuff, you're a great pet owner.

Let's have a nose-to-nose.

- Oh, okay.

- Stuff, there's one important thing

you already know how to do.

- What's that?

- Show your pet lots of love.

- Oh, you're right.

I do know how to do that.

Oh, I love Fred a whole bunch.

- Hm. - Oh, Fred.

I'm gonna take great care of you, I promise.

Eh, I just wish I could play with you in our playground.

You know, 'cause I can't go in there and play with you.

- Hm.

There might be a way where we can all play with Fred.

- Oh?

- Paws up, tails out,

get dressed for an undersea party!

[exciting music]

Hey, Melvin.

We're gonna have an undersea party inside Mutt & Stuff.

- Oh, have a great time.

And wavehello to the ocean for me.

[laughs]

You know, 'cause the ocean,

it has waves, right? [laughs]

Oh, thank you, thank you.

I'll be here all week. [chuckles]

Of course I'm here all week.

I'm stuck in the cement!

[laughs]

[upbeat music]

- Look. It's a school of dog fish.

♪

Look, Stuff. We're playing with Fred.

- Hi, Fred.

It's so much fun to be swimming with you.

♪

[chuckles]

Whoo-hoo.

Blub, blub, blub.

♪

Swimmy swim.

Flowy flow.

[humming]

Swim.

♪

Flow. Whoo-hoo.

♪

- Backstroke.

Whoo.

Dog pedal.

Whoo-hoo. Butterfly.

♪

What a great underwater day.

I think it's time to celebrate

with a fin-tastic underwater doggy dance party.

Come on. Wag it like you mean it.

- ♪ Hey, Calvin, what are we learning today? ♪

♪ Come, heel, sit, stay

♪ Our pet pal Stuff is set to help and to play ♪

Mutt & Stuff!

♪ Let's go to dog school

♪ Mutt & Stuff!

♪ Let's go to dog school

♪ When I say "ready," You say "ruff" ♪

♪ Mutt & Stuff! Mutt & Stuff! ♪

[barks] ♪ Bark along

♪ And put your paws up

♪ Pets can't seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups

♪ M-M-Mutt & Stuff

♪

- Today was a good day.

Stuff got his very own pet,

and he named him Fred.

- Fred. - Stuff wasn't sure

how to take care of a pet,

but he tried his best until he got the hang of it.

- "Bone" appetite.

- No, Stuff, Stuff.

Different pets have different needs.

And most important,

Stuff learned that pets need lots of love.

- I love you too, Fred.

[sighs]

And Rocket, I love you, too.

[heartfelt music]

- And then we went under the sea to play with Fred.

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff

♪ Let's go to dog school - Huh, thanks.

- ♪ Let's go to dog school [dog barks]

- ♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

♪

[barks]

- Thanks for joining us today.

See you back at Mutt & Stuff.

♪

- Hey, Davenport. Davenport!

- Whoa! Oh, Zoe.

- I was just thinking,

now I want a pet, too.

- Oh, you want a pet, huh?

- Mm-hmm. - Well, here you go.

Pet, pet, pet, pet, pet.

There, you just had a pet.

[laughter]

Whoa! [thud]

Good-bye, everyone.

- See you next time.

- Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff!

- Mutt & Stuff! - ♪ Let's go to dog school

- Mutt & Stuff! - ♪ Let's go to dog school

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff!

♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can't seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups

Mutt & Stuff!