01x10 - Get Along Little Piggy

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mutt & Stuff". Aired: March 6, 2015 – November 1, 2017.*
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Series follows the duo and their day-to-day activities at Mutt & Stuff, a wacky and whimsical school just for dogs.
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01x10 - Get Along Little Piggy

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[upbeat music]

[horn honks]

[dogs bark]

[horn honks]

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Hey, Calvin, what are we learning today? ♪

♪ Come, heel, sit, stay

♪ Our pet pal Stuff is set to help and to play ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let's go to dog school

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let's go to dog school

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

[barks]

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can't seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups

♪ Mutt & Stuff

[playful music]





[horn honks] [engine revving]

- [barks]



- Hi, I'm Calvin.

Welcome to Mutt & Stuff!

The only school where the students have paws and tails.

[playful music]

Thanks, Zippy.

But, why are you bringing me a box of crayons?



And a book for story time?



And construction paper?



And a backpack?

Hmm, I wonder why Zippy is bringing me

all this things for school?

Mm. Oh, I get it!

You're trying to tell me is time to start school.

[barks]

[laughs] I have a very smart dog.

Okay, Zippy, let's get school started.

Come on!



[buzzer]



[bell ring]

[slide whistle]

Thanks, Zippy.



Hey, guys.

all: Hi!

[barks]



- It's time to get your bark on. [laughs]



[barking]



Hey, Pixie, go on any new adventures lately?

[barks]

- [humming]

[chuckles]

- Hey, Stuff. I have a big surprise.

We're gonna have a new student visit us at Mutt & Stuff.

- [gasps] A new student?

Um...is it me?

- [laughs] No, silly.

You're already a student at Mutt & Stuff.

- [chuckles] Oh, right. Yeah, that's true.

Um... - [laughs]

- Mm, okay, I give up.

Who's the new student?

- You'll get to meet him

after Doggy Roll Call. [chuckles]

Come on! Time to start class.

Good morning, everyone.

Okay, let's see who's here today.

It's time for the Doggy Roll Call!

Let's start with my dog Zippy.

[barks]

Mr. Shades.

[barks]

Grumbles.

[barks]

Princess Pickles. [barks]

What do you say, little Cricket?

[cricket chirping]

Cuddles. [barks]

Pixie.

[barks] - And Grandma.

[barks]

Dude. [barks]

Sunny. [barks]

Rocket.

Wait.

Rocket, where are you?

[mysterious music]

[Rocket barks] [Mr. Shades growls]

[exciting music]

[chuckles] Rocket hides in the funniest places.

[barks]

Give it up to the Bark Brothers.

Giggle and Wiggle.

[barks] - Or is it Wiggle and Giggle?

I can never remember.

And the biggest puppy you'll ever meet, Stuff.

- That's me!

[both chuckle]

- Okay, class, guess what?

We have a new student visiting us today.

What do you think?

[dogs barking]

I think they're excited.

[car horn honks]

There he is!

That's his mom dropping him off.

[playful music]

Say hello to our new student...

[drumroll music]

Norman!

[oinks]

- [chuckles]Oh, hey.

[oinks] - Oh!

Uh, Calvin. [clears throat]

That dog just oinked.

- That's because Norman's a pig.

[oinks] - Huh?

Does Norman know that?

- [chuckles] Of course he knows that.

- [chuckles] Oh, I guess that would explain the pig nose.

[oinks]

- Mm.

- Welcome to Mutt & Stuff, Norman.

We have all kind of fun activities planned for you.

[squeals]

Okay, Zippy, spin the activity wheel,

and let's see what we're doing first.

[exciting music]

Zippy, spin the wheel and pick out something for us to do.

[whimsical music]

Arts and crafts! [chuckles]

Remember, guys,

it's not easy being the new kid.

So, let's make Normal feel like he's part of the pack.

Open the Doggy Everything Closet!



- Okay, guys, we're gonna make some pretty awesome

paw art work.



[oinks]





- Looking great, guys.

Make sure Norman has enough paint.

[oinks]



- Wha-- Huh?

[oinking]

Uh...huh.

Hmm.

[oinking]

- Hey, Davenport.

Hey, Davenport. Davenport!

- Mm? Wow, hey, Zoe.

- Do you know what would happen if you mix a pig and a dog?

- Yeah, you'd get a hot dog!

[both laughing]

I'm okay. - Meow too.

[joyful music]

- Wow! These look great.

Here is a nice paw print.

Uh, another nice paw print.

Here is a, um...

a big paw print.

- Uh, that one is mine.

- [chuckles] Well, I like it, Stuff.

- [laughs] Thanks.

- Ooh, and here is Norman's art work.

[oinks]

- Mm, um, Calvin,

I think there's something wrong with Norman's painting.

It looks different from ours.

- Well, it's different because Norman has a hoof

and dogs have paws.

[both grunt]

[oinks]

- Wow. I never noticed that.

- And just because Norman is different

doesn't mean he can't be a part of our pack.

[oinks]

And I think Norman's art work looks pretty nice.

What do you think?

- Huh.

Yeah, you're right, Calvin.

It's nice, I like it too.

[barks]

- Well, why don't you guys play Follow the Leader

to the Bowwow Chow Snack Machine?

Because it's snack time!

[squeals]

[dogs barking]

- Oh, boy, snack time.

[oinks]

- Mr. Shades, looking cool.

You get to start the Bowwow Chow Snack Machine.

[whimsical music]





Snack time is the best time.



Bow wow. Time to chow!

[all barking]

[gentle music]

[oinks]

Norman can't eat regular dog kibble,

so I got him some yummy pig food.

Here, Norman.

[oinks]



- Hey, Norman. [snorts]

Here you go, Stuff. - Oh, thanks.

- We're gonna watch Norman's favorite TV show on the Paw Pad.

[playful music]





[squeals]

[oinks]

The puppies are excited about Norman's first day.

Let's check it out.

- ♪ Puppy playtime

[country music]

♪ Puppy playtime



♪ Puppy playtime



♪ Puppy playtime puppy playtime ♪

- Hiya, it's me, Melvin the fire hydrant.

[chuckles] Oh, I didn't even see you down there, Norman.

Hey, how about I sing you a nice song

to welcome you to Mutt & Stuff?

You can even sing with me if you want.

♪ Old McMelvin had a farm, E-I-E-I-O ♪

♪ And on his farm he had a piggy ♪

♪ E-I-E-I-O

♪ With a [oink oink]

♪ Here and a [squeals]

♪ There, here a [oink]

♪ There a [oink]

♪ Everywhere a [oink oink]

Welcome to Mutt & Stuff, Norman.

[oink oink]

[playful music]

- I like the way you guys are playing.

- Oh, yeah, check out Norman.

This little piggy went to market.

[laughs]

You see, get it?

Because Norman is a pig and he's in a market.

[laughs]

- That's very funny, Stuff.

Okay, are you guys ready for the next activity?

- Oh, yeah, I am.

Hey, Norman, what do you think?

[oinks]

[both chuckle] - Okay, Zippy,

you know what to do.

[exciting music]



Zippy, give it a good spin.

What activity should we do?

It's music class.

I bet Normal would love to sing with us.

Open the Doggy Everything Closet!

Okay, class.

We're gonna sing "Mary Had a Little Lamb."

Ready?

[barks] [oinks]

- ♪ Mary had a little

[barks] ♪ Little

[barks] ♪ Little

[barks] ♪ Mary had a little

- Ruff! - ♪ Its fleece was white as

[oinks]

- Huh. Wow.

That's something you don't hear everyday at a dog school.

[both chuckle]

[oinks]

- Hey, Davenport.

Davenport!

- Wow! Hey, Zoe.

- It must be hard to be the new kid in school.

- Yeah, I feel real sorry for that new student, Darrell.

Hey, Darrell.

- Uh, Davenport?

- Mm? - That's your tail.

- Oh, I was wondering why it looks so familiar.

[both laughing]

Go, Darrell. Go, Darrell!

Show 'em what you got. It's your birthday, yeah!

- Hey, Calvin.

Did you hear Norman singing during music class?

- Yeah, sounds great, right?

- Whoa, yeah, but it sounded so different.

I mean, instead of singing, "Woof, woof"

he was singing, "Oink, oink, oink."

[chuckles] And... [clears throat]

Wait till you see his tail.

Looks nothing like mine.

It's so...different.

[oinks]

- Stuff, I think we should have a nose to nose.

To nose.

I know he's different,

but think how hard it is to be the new kid on school.

And when someone is different, what can we do to help them?

- Um...

Ooh, make sure they feel like they're part of the pack.

- Yes!

So think about what you have in common,

instead about thinking what's different.

- Oh, well...

Mm, ooh, Norman likes to play dress-up just like we do.

- See? You guys do have something in common.

It's dress-up time!

- Whoo-hoo!

- Open the Doggy Everything Closet!

[playful music]



[barks]

[oinks and squeals]



- Ooh, looks good.

Hmm.

[chuckles]



[squeals]



[barks]



- [laughs]



[squeals]

Yeah, Norman.

[oinks]

Norman feels like a part of the pack now.

Great job, guys.

[barking]

[car horn honks]

- Wow, is the day over already?

Norman's mom is here to pick him up.

Okay, Norman, time for you to go home.

- Bye, Norman.

Thanks for playing with us today.

[sentimental music]



Bye, Norman.

- Thanks for joining us at Mutt & Stuff today, Norman.

You can come back anytime you like.

[oinks]

- Bye.

[sobs]

[sobbing]

- Hey, Stuff, what's wrong?

- Well, we're really gonna miss the little guy.

- Looks like the dogs could use some cheering up.

Mm.

You guys really like playing with Norman, huh?

- Yeah.

- Well, since Norman played with us at Mutt & Stuff,

we can play with him at his place.

- [gasps]

We can go to his farm?

- Yeah, but first,

it's clean up time!

- Whoo-hoo!

[upbeat music]





- Thanks, Zippy!

Now it's all clean.

Okay, let's go visit Norman on his farm.

Paws up, tails out. Let's go!

- Yeah!

- To the Mutt & Stuff bus!

- Oh, boy.

Whoo!

- Well, you guys better get moooving

and I'll see you when you get baaack.

[laughs] You get it?

'Cause they're going to a farm.

[laughs] Oh, that joke always quacks me up.

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.

Of course I'm here all week.

I'm stuck in the cemeeent.

[upbeat country music]



- ♪ The dogs on the bus go...

[dogs barking to the rhythm of the song]

♪ The dogs on the bus go...

[dogs barking to the rhythm of the song]

♪ All through the town

[honks]



- Hey, Norman.

Where are you?

[oinks]

Hey, Norman, we came to your farm to play with you.

[sentimental music]

[oinks]

- [chuckles] Howdy, Norman.

It's nice to see you again.

We missed you, buddy.

[oinks]

[barks]

- It's so much fun to visit your friends.

Let's play!

- Yeah.

[oinks]

[upbeat country music]

[horse neighing]

[cow mooing]



[cow mooing]

- Why, how dare you, sir.

[both laughing]

What?



[oinking]

[horse neighing]

Good, horsey. Get you a drink here.

[horse neighs]



Okay, there you go.

- What a great day.

Let's celebrate with the piggy-doggy dance party.

Come on. Wag it like you mean it!

- ♪ Hey, Calvin, what are we learning today? ♪

♪ Come, heel, sit, stay

♪ Our pet pal, Stuff, is set to help and to play ♪

♪ Mutt and Stuff

♪ Let's go to dog school

♪ Mutt and Stuff

♪ Let's go to dog school

♪ When I say ready, you say woof ♪

♪ Mutt and Stuff Mutt and Stuff ♪

♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can't seem to get enough of Calvin and his pups ♪

♪ Mutt and Stuff

-Today was a good day.

Norman visited Mutt & Stuff.

Welcome to Mutt & Stuff, Norman.

[oinks]

Everyone noticed that Norman

looked and acted much different than a dog.

- I think there's something wrong with Norman's painting.

It looks different from ours.

-And we learned even when someone looks different,

you might have lots in common after all.

And when someone is different, what can we do to help them?

- Make sure they feel like they're part of the pack.

[oinks]

- And then we came to the farm

for an awesome piggy party!

- ♪ Let's go to dog school

♪ Mutt and Stuff let's go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say ready, you say ruff ♪

♪ Mutt and Stuff Mutt and Stuff ♪

- Thanks for joining us today.

See you back at Mutt & Stuff.

[cow mooing]

[chicken clucking]



[oinks]

- ♪ Mutt and Stuff Mutt and Stuff ♪

- Hey, Davenport.

Davenport!

- Uh? Wow! Hey, Zoe.

- What song do pigs like to sing at dance parties?

- [clears throat]

♪ The squeals on the bus go

♪ Oink, oink, oink

[both laughing]

Good bye, everyone.

- See you next time.

[playful music]

- ♪ Mutt and Stuff Mutt and Stuff ♪

♪ Mutt and Stuff let's go to dog school ♪

♪ Mutt and Stuff let's go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say ready, you say ruff ♪

♪ Mutt and Stuff Mutt and Stuff ♪

♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can't seem to get enough of Calvin and his pups ♪

♪ Mutt and Stuff

[playful music]
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