01x17 - A Very Mutty Christmas

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mutt & Stuff". Aired: March 6, 2015 – November 1, 2017.*
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Series follows the duo and their day-to-day activities at Mutt & Stuff, a wacky and whimsical school just for dogs.
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01x17 - A Very Mutty Christmas

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[upbeat music]

[horn honks]

[dogs bark]

[horn honks]

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Hey, Calvin, what are we learning today? ♪

♪ Come, heel, sit, stay

♪ Our pet pal Stuff is set to help and to play ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let's go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let's go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

[barks]

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can't seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups

♪ Mutt & Stuff

[joyful music]



[Zippy barks]

- Ho, ho, ho! Welcome to "Mutt & Stuff."

It's time for the holidays, my favorite time of year.

- [barks] - A present?

For me? Thanks, Zippy.



[choral music]

Now, that's very merry.

- [barks] - Come on, Zippy!

Let's go start the holidays.

[playful music]

[bell ringing]

Calling all dogs!



- 'Tis the season to go to doggy school!

[laughing]

- Oh, boy, it's Christmastime!

I don't think anyone loves Christmas more than I do.

- I don't know, Stuff.

Cricket gets pretty wrapped up in the holidays.



- [giggling]

- Come on! Let's start celebrating!

- Yeah!



- Merry Christmas, everyone! [Stuff giggles]

Let's see who's been naughty or nice this year.

Bark if you've been nice.

- Me! Bark! [dogs barking]

Bark! Me!

- Bark if you've been naughty.

[both barking]

[whoopee cushions deflate]

- Giggle and Wiggle are just kidding.

They've been nice this year, too.



Since everyone's been so good this year,

let's go over your list of Christmas wishes.

My dad and I are giving each dog a special gift.

There's gonna be lots of presents.

Okay, Pixie wants a blanket.

- [barks]

- Cuddles wants a squeaky toy.

- [barks]

- And Stuff--

you didn't wish for anything, Stuff.

- Um, I'm not sure what I want.

I mean, maybe an extra big ball,

or an extra big bone, or--

extra big paws?

Whoops! Oh, I already have those.

[laughing]

- Well, take your time, Stuff.

I'm sure you'll wish for something special

just like Cricket did.

[gentle music]



- What did Cricket wish for, Calvin?

- Something very special:

Cricket's wish is to see snow.

- Oh, boy! I love snow.

It's fluffy and white, and you get to wear mittens.

- Hey, let's check the weather.

Maybe snow is on its way.

- Ooh! [dog barks]



[Cricket barks]

- We can watch the weather on the paw pad.

- And now, "Doggy Action News,"

featuring Pat MaBelly,

with your Christmas weather report.

- Bark, bark, bark,

bark, bark, bark--

bark!

- There's not a cloud in sight.

- But that means Cricket won't get to see snow.

- [whimpering]

- Unless... [gasps]

Phil the snow dog comes and makes it snow!

[chuckles] Phil is the most magical Christmas dog ever.

- Wait a minute, Stuff. - Hmm?

- Not everyone knows about Phil the snow dog.

- Huh? - It's story time!

- [giggling]

- Let's open the big storybook for--

story time.

- Whoa!

- Once upon a time,

there lived a beautiful, white snow dog

named Phil.

And for this story, Phil will be played

by our very own dog, Sunny.

Okay, back to the story.

Phil loved Christmas,

but he was the only dog at the North Pole.

And that made him very lonely.

- [whining]

So every winter, Phil the snow dog

flew all around the world--

or walked--

looking for dogs who loved Christmas

just as much as he did.

[joyful music]

And to this day, whenever Phil finds dogs

who have the true spirit of Christmas,

he makes it snow for them.



The end.

[playful music]

- Hey, Davenport.

Davenport! - Oh, Kris Kringle!

- Oh, hi there, Zoe.

- Why are you holding Murray the walrus?

- So I can wish you a Murray Christmas!

[horn blows]

[both laughing]

- I'm okay. - Murray too.

- It's Phil the snow dog, Cricket.

He comes and brings--

Ooh, Calvin! - Hmm?

Hey Calvin, if we show the true spirit of Christmas,

you really think Phil the snow dog

will make it snow for Cricket?

- Hmm. Well, there's only one way to find out.

Sunny, we need a Christmas activity, please.

[playful music]



[suspenseful music]



- Music class!

What a great way to show how merry we are.

- Yeah! [chuckles]



♪ Puppy bells, puppy bells

♪ Dogs love it when it snows ♪

♪ Oh, what fun it is to have ♪

♪ A snowflake on your nose-- brr! ♪

♪ Puppy bells, puppy bells, let it snow all day ♪

♪ It's so fun to wag your tail on a snowy winter's day ♪

♪ A snowy winter's day ♪

Yeah.

[gentle music]

- Oh. Hey, is Phil the snow dog here to make it snow yet?

- Not yet, Stuff.

- Hmm. Hmm.



- [gasps] Well, I have another idea

to show some Christmas spirit.

- What is it, Stuff?

- [giggling] Watch.

Three--two--one--

and Phil, Phil!

He's our Phil!

If he can't make snow, no one will!

Go Christmas!

[laughing]

- That's great, Stuff. Hmm.

You know who else has lots of Christmas spirit?

The puppies!

I bet the puppies are having more fun

than a barrel of candy canes.



Wow, looks like somebody wished for a whole lot

of cuteness this year.



- ♪ Puppy playtime



♪ Puppy playtime



♪ Puppy playtime



♪ Puppy playtime



♪ Puppy playtime

- Hi, Calvin! - Whoa!

Hi, Stuff.

Did you decide on your Christmas wish?

- Oh, not yet.

- Well, all this Christmas spirit is making me hungry.

It's snack time! - Ooh!

[upbeat music]

[dogs barking]



Cricket, you can start the Bowwow Chow Snack Machine.



♪ Bowwow, bowwow

♪ Bowwow, bowwow

♪ Bowwow



♪ Bowwow, bowwow chow ♪

♪ Bowwow, bowwow chow ♪

♪ Bowwow, bowwow chow ♪

- Bowwow, time to chow.

[all barking]



[humming]

Oh, hi, Cricket.

Here's a joke to get you in the Christmas spirit.

[clears throat]

How did the Christmas cat climb up the chimney?

Using his Santa claws!

[crickets chirping]

I will take your silence as quiet laughter.

Merry Christmas! [laughing]



- A gingerbread house? That's full of holiday cheer.

Here's something else to cheer about.

It's holiday playtime!

- ♪ It's playtime ♪

- Let's all jump into the Christmas spirit.

- ♪ It's playtime ♪

- Here we go!

♪ Playtime

[laughing]

- You can do it-- yes, you cane!

- ♪ It's playtime ♪

Candy cane, that is.

- ♪ Playtime ♪

♪ Playtime



- One candy cane, two candy canes,

three candy canes, four candy canes--

Oh, there's so many candy canes--oof!



[chuckles]

[chomping]



- Hey, Davenport.

Davenport! - [gibberish]

Oh, hi there, Zoe.

- Would you like to sing a Christmas song?

- Why, yes I would.

[both humming]

♪ A Christmas song

- [trombone blaring]

[laughing] - Whoa!

[crash]

- ♪ I'm okay ♪ - ♪ Meow too

- Oh, there you are.

- Hmm? Oh, hi, Calvin.

[gentle music]

- Still looking for Phil?

- Yeah, but he is nowhere to be found.

So I don't think Cricket is going to get

her Christmas wish to see snow.

- You know, you've been thinking a lot about Cricket's wish.

But what about yours?

Don't you want anything for Christmas?

- Um...

- Ooh! Ooh, yes I do.

I wish for Cricket to see snow.

- Oh, Stuff, that's very thoughtful.

Hmm.

Hey, it it's not going to snow outside,

maybe we can make it snow inside.

- [gasps] That is so cool!

[laughing]

Um, how do we do that?

- Well, with a little arts and crafts. [chuckles]

Come on, let's go make it snow for Cricket.

[laughing]

- They're helping Cricket see snow.

That's so beautiful.

[sniffling] You know,

underneath all this metal,

I'm just a big softie.

[weeping]

[sneezes]

- Oh. Thanks. Thanks, Zippy.

You're a good dog.

[playful music]



- [giggling] Ta-da!



- [barks softly[

- Ooh. Got it.

Oh, look at all these.

- Wow! You guys are doing great!

It's gonna be a winter wonderland.



- [giggling] Nice, Zippy.

Thank you.

- Okay, Cricket--

it's time for a Christmas surprise.

Three-- two--

one!

Snow!

[all barking]



Thanks, Grandma.



- Calvin!



Psst! Calvin!



- Hi! - Whoa!

Hi, Dad. - Hi.

- Did you bring the presents for the dogs?

- I've got them right here.

- Make sure the dogs don't see them.

- That's why I'm hiding. - Oh, good idea.

Okay, stay there while I think of a way

to sneak in the presents.

- Okay. - Okay.

Hmm.

I got an idea--

the dogs can nap while we sneak in with the gifts!

- Great idea! - It's nap time!

[relaxing music]



- [snoring softly]

- The dogs are sound asleep.

Time to bring in the presents.



- [whines softly]

The dogs are really going to love these presents.

Should we wake them up?

- Let's do it.

both: Merry Christmas!

[all barking]

- What-- What--

[all barking]

["Deck the Halls" playing]

- Time to open your presents, guys!

- Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas.



- [growls contentedly]

- [barks]

- Ooh, gift!

[giggling]



[toy squeaking]

[Stuff giggling]

Sounds tingly.



- Whoo!

- Thank you. Thank you.

both: For you! - Oh, thank you, Calvin.



both: I love it!

- I think the dogs like their gifts, too.

- Wait, but what about Stuff? We didn't give him anything.

- Hmm, Stuff had a very special Christmas wish.

He's over by the door. Come on.

[gentle music]



Stuff, I told my dad about your wish

for Cricket to see snow.

- You're a really kind dog, Stuff.

- Aww... - I agree.

Thinking about your family and loved ones

is the true spirit of Christmas.

- Oh, I know.

I just really wish it would snow for Cricket.

- Hmm. Maybe next year, Stuff.

- Or maybe right now-- look!

[joyful music]

- Oh, it's snowing! It's really snowing!

Hey, Cricket, come over here.

Come here. - [barking]



- Wow, Cricket! Your Christmas wish came true.

- So did yours, Stuff.

- Yeah, this is turning out to be the best Christmas ever.



- Come on, guys. Paws up, tails out.

Bundle up. We're going to play in the snow.

- Whoo-hoo!

[playful music]

[all barking]

- It's so beautiful!

- Let's play!

[all barking]



- [giggling]



[giggling]



[giggling]

- Well, it looks like Cricket is having

a great time in the snow.

- And that's all thanks to you, Stuff.

- Oh, I don't know.

Do you really think Phil saw

that I had true Christmas spirit?

- Hmm.

Well, why don't you ask him--look!

[joyful music]



- [gasps] It's Phil the snow dog!

- Whoa! He's real!

- I can't believe it!

- It's a Christmas miracle.



- It's so nice to have the pack together for Christmas.

Stuff, you want to sing us a Christmas song?

- Oh, I sure do.

♪ Joy to the dogs

♪ And the cats too

♪ Let everyone rejoice

♪ Let every dog

♪ And every cat

♪ Meow and woof, woof-woof-woof ♪

♪ Meow and woof, woof-woof-woof ♪

♪ Meow and woof-woof, woof-woof ♪

♪ In harmony

♪ Meow and woof-woof, woof-woof ♪

♪ In harmony

- Stuff, that was great.

Let's celebrate with a Christmas doggy dance party.

Come on, wag it like you mean it.

- ♪ Hey, Calvin, what are we learning today? ♪

♪ Come, heel, sit, stay

♪ Our pet pal Stuff is set to help and to play ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let's go to dog school ♪

- [barks]

- ♪ Let's go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can't seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups

♪ M-M-M-Mutt & Stuff

- What a great Christmas.

Cricket wanted to see snow.

Stuff tried everything to make Cricket's wish come true.

- Ta-da!

- 'Cause Stuff learned that the true spirit of Christmas

is thinking of others and being a good friend,

Phil the snow dog came and made it snow.

- Wow, Cricket! Your Christmas wish came true.

- And then we came outside to have a snowy

doggy dance party.

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let's go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let's go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

- [barks]

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff

- Happy holidays from everyone at "Mutt & Stuff!"



- Hey, Davenport.

Davenport! - Argh!

Hi, Zoe.

- This snow is so peaceful and quiet.

Let's spend some time enjoying this beautiful moment together.

Ahh.

- Time's up! both: Whoa!

[crash]

- See you next time. - Merry Christmas!
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