01x23 - Dogs on a Plane

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mutt & Stuff". Aired: March 6, 2015 – November 1, 2017.*
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Series follows the duo and their day-to-day activities at Mutt & Stuff, a wacky and whimsical school just for dogs.
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01x23 - Dogs on a Plane

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[upbeat music]

[horn honks]

[dogs bark]

[horn honks]

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Hey, Calvin, what are we learning today? ♪

♪ Come, heel, sit, stay

♪ Our pet pal Stuff is set to help and to play ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff

- ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

[dog barks]

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can'’t seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups

♪ Mutt & Stuff

[lively music]



[dog barks]



[dog barks]



- Hi, I'’m Calvin.

Welcome to "Mutt & Stuff."

Today, we'’re going on a vacation to Hawaii!

And how are we gonna get there?

[dog barks]

That'’s right, Zippy.

We'’re all gonna fly in an airplane.

The dogs have never been on a plane before.

[dog barks]

I know, Zippy. It'’s so exciting!

Let'’s go get ready for takeoff.



[buzzer chimes]



Thanks, Zippy!

[bell ringing]

Good boy! Whoo-hoo!

[bell rings]

[lively music]

Calling all dogs.

- Alo...ha!

[chuckles]

Hey, Calvin.

That'’s how people in Hawaii say hello.

[dog barks]

- And that'’s how dogs say,

"I can'’t wait to go on vacation."

Let'’s go!

- Whoo! Yeah!



[dog barks]

[dogs barking]

- Hey, everyone.

Guess what! - Huh?

- We'’re going on vacation!

Whoo-hoo!

[dogs barking]

But first, it'’s time for the doggy roll call.

[mimics plane buzzing]

And I see one jet-powered pup.

My dog Zippy.

[dog barks]

[mimics plane buzzing]

And our favorite frequent flyer,

Princess Pickles!

[enchanting music]

Grumbles, don'’t forget your suitcase.

[dog barks, growls]

Cuddles.

[dog barks]

And this next dog is really going places:

Pixie!

Grandma has seen it all.

[dog groans]

And little Cricket is ready for anything!

[crickets chirping]

There are always clear skies ahead

where your name is Sonny!

[dog barks]

[lively music]



Dude is hip for a trip.

And Rocket!

Where'’s Rocket?

[dog barks]



Rocket is always late, but he'’s as fast as a jet!



[dog barks]

And The Barks Brothers, Giggle and Wiggle!

[dog barks]

And the dog who always flies the friendly skies, Stuff!

- Yeah! Whoo!

Coming in for a landing!

Whoo!

Uh, a smooth landing.

- Okay, all dogs who want to go on vacation,

give me a bark!

[dogs barking]

Okay, great.

Now that everyone'’s here,

let'’s get ready to fly!

Go pack your bags and line up!



Okay, is everyone packed and ready?

- Yeah. - Okay.

Now, remember, when we'’re on the airplane,

you have to follow the rules.

- Hmm, okay.

- You have to sit in your seat...

- Uh, mm-hmm.

Okay, got it.

- Be polite to others...

- Got it.

- And use your quiet voice.

- [shouting] Got it!

Ooh, I mean...

[quietly] Got it.

- Okay.

To the "Mutt & Stuff" bus!

We'’re going to the airport!

- Yay!

[dogs barking]

- Going on vacation!

- Hey, Melvin!

We'’re going on vacation to Hawaii!

- Oh, great!

- Are you sure you won'’t miss us?

- Nope.

I'’m looking forward to a little

rust and relaxation.

- Okay, well, we'’re off the airport!

- Bye! Have fun in Hawaii!

- Hey, Davenport.

Davenport! - [stammers]

Oh, hi there, Zoe.

- What if we miss the bus?

Should we call a taxi?

- Um, sure.

What would we call it?

[trumpet blares]

[both laughing]

[both screaming]

[thud]

- Yay! I'’m going on vacation!

- Meow too!

[lively music]

- Doo-doo-doo. Okay. Where'’s my seat?

Hmm, huh.

Let'’s see. Wha--oh!

Hey, there, Rocket.

Okay. - Let'’s find our seats, Stuff.

- Yeah.

Um...

Ooh! - Oh, that'’s your seat!

- Yeah!



[grunts]

Here we go. Hmm.

Oh, hello, neighbor!

[chuckles]

I hear it'’s gonna be a really long flight.

I can'’t wait to tell you my entire life story.



[sighs]

- Attention, passengers.

This Janine, your flight attendant,

with some important announcements.



To fasten your seatbelt,

insert the metal clip into the buckle and pull,

or if you'’re a dog,

simply tug on the seatbelt like this.



In the event of a walk,

doggy leashes will deploy

from the compartments above your head.

[dog groan]

And most important,

always follow these simple rules:

remain seated,

be polite to one another,

and please do not chew

on the seat cushions.

Because they don'’t taste good.

And now, for our doggy-speaking passengers,

I will now translate everything into dog.

Woof, woof.

Bark, bark, bark.

Ruff, ruff, and ruff.

On behalf of everyone at Jet Dog Airlines,

have a great flight.



- Huh, oh, uh-oh.

Hey, Calvin, we'’re about to take off,

and I think we forgot someone.

- Hmm? Who?

- Zippy!

- Don'’t worry. Zippy'’s here.

And he'’s with our newest student at "Mutt & Stuff."

- New student?

What'’s he doing with Zippy?

And where are they?



- Captain, are we ready for takeoff?

[dog barks]

Copilot Junior Shades, can I get you anything?

Water, kibble, a Milk-Bone?

[dog barks]

Then I think we'’re ready to fly.

What don'’t you say hello, Captain Zippy,

to our passengers on board.

[dog barks]

[dramatic music]



[dog barking]

[uplifting music]



[airplane engine humming]



- Attention, passengers.

We will now be serving an in-flight snack.

- That'’s a perfect way to spend time on a plane.

It'’s snack time!

[lively music]

- Okay.

Today'’s snack is vegetable sticks

for our two-legged passengers.

Here you go.

And for our furry fliers...

Uh-oh.

Some tasty kibble.



Bowwow! Time to chow!



- I'’m really glad they'’re giving us a snack now.

I was afraid we'’d go the whole flight without eating anything.

[chuckles]

[munches]

- And now, for a special surprise,

we have dessert...

a yummy dog bone!

[munches]

[triumphant music]



- This is Murray the walrus.

He is my best friend.

[chuckles]

I was just a puppy when we first met.

I remember like it was yesterday.

Oh, yeah, he was little and fuzzy with little whiskers,

and I was big and fuzzy with big ears.

[chuckles]

Yeah.

Good times.

[dog panting, growling]

- Excuse me, Cuddles.

Um...

[dog whimpers]

Looks like a fun toy,

but we do need to keep the main aisle clear.



[dog groans]

- I'’m so sorry, Janine.

I'’ll help Cuddles find his seat.

- Oh, thank you, Calvin.

This actually is a pretty fun toy.

Ah!

[laughs]

Just testing it.

[uplifting music]



- Ooh, and you know another thing.

I'’ve always liked toys.

There'’s so many to like.

You know, I like to chew toys,

rope toys, squeaky toys, slobbery toys,

bouncy toys, toys that are shaped like hamburgers,

toys that taste like hamburgers, and slippers.

Well, they'’re not really a toy, but you can use them like a toy.

Ugh, so many toys.

- Cuddles, there are lots of great things

to do on a plane.

Fortunately...

[lively music]

I brought my travel-sized activity wheel.



Arts and crafts!

What a great activity to do on a plane.



- [mumbling indistinctly]

[dog barking]

[pop music playing]

[dog barking]

- Okay, right.

[dog barking]

Princess Pickles!

No. Princess Pickles!

[dog barking]

Excuse-- [dog barking]

Oh, Lady WoofWoof.

I do love her music.

Anyway,

Princess Pickles, you'’re barking--

you'’re barking a little too loud to the music.

[dog barking]

To the...

Thank you.

- Sorry, Janine.

I'’ll make sure Princess Pickles

does something that'’s a little more quiet.

- Oh, it'’s no problem Calvin.

Thank you.

♪ Ruff, ruff, bark, bark, bark ♪

♪ Ruff, ruff

That Lady WoofWoof, her songs are so catchy!

♪ Ruff, ruff, bark, bark...bark ♪

Okay.

- Princess Pickles,

when you'’re on an airplane,

it'’s important for you to use your quiet voice.

[dog whimpers]

That way everyone can have a nice, quiet flight.

[lively music]



- Oh.



Uh, Grandma?

Do you have an itch?

Does she have an itch, Cuddles?



Okay, because-- because I am not trained

to handle itchy dogs.

Uh...

is there a doctor on board?

Anyone?

- I'’m a veterinarian!



- It'’s Dr. Kristina, our favorite vet!

- Oh, doctor, I'’m so glad you'’re here.

We have an emergency.

- Oh, that'’s no emergency,

it'’s just an itch that needs more scratching.

- Oh, well, that is amazing!

Tell me, do you work with people at all?

Because I have had an itch back here all day

that I cannot get to.

- Would this help?



- [moans]

Yes, yes, yes.

Thank you. Thank you.

[triumphant music]



[tropical music]

- [sighs]

This is the life!

Peace and quiet

and no dogs trying to lick me.

[laughs]

[bird pecking]

Huh?

Ugh, a woodpecker!

Seriously?

Hey, watch the bolts!

I just had them tightened!

Ugh...ugh.

[bird pecking]

All right.

We get it.

[bird pecking]

[triumphant music]



- Um, Rocket, let'’s not put our paws up on the...seat,

and also not lick the flight attendant'’s face.

Okay.

- No, no! Sorry, Janine.

Rocket'’s not being very polite.

- Oh!

I need a moist towelette.

- Then I joined the rowing team...

[mysterious music]



- Hey, Davenport.

Davenport! - Whaa!

Hello there, Zoe.

- Do you know how to behave on an airplane?

- Oh, no. I'’ve just been winging it.

[chuckles]

Whoa! - Whee!

[chuckles] - Whoa!

both: Huh?

[trumpets blare]

[both screaming]

[thud]

- I'’m okay. - Meow too.

[triumphant music]



- As part of our in-flight entertainment,

I will now sing you a lullaby to help you sleep for nap time.

[soft, gentle music]

Shh.

♪ Nap time on the plane is cool ♪

♪ Doggies, please try not to drool ♪

♪ Close your eyes

♪ Relax your fur

♪ Just don'’t shed on your neighbor ♪

♪ Nap time, nap time, oh, so fun ♪

♪ My mid-flight lullaby is done ♪

[sighs]



- That'’s when I realized for the first time,

you don'’t just have to have one best friend.

You can have, like, four of them.

[yawns]



[snoring]



[toy squeaks]

- [muttering]

Ooh, a toy!

[dogs whimper]

[dogs barking]

Toy. Where'’s the toy? Where'’s that toy?

[muttering]

[lively music]

[dogs barking]

[dog growls]

[dogs barking]

- Cuddles, Cuddles!

[dog barking]

Okay.

[upbeat music playing]

- Cal--Cal-- Calvin.

Wake up, wake up.

- [moans]

[dog barking]

- Calvin.

- Oh.

- Hi. - Oh, hi, Janine.

Is everything okay?

- Oh, Calvin, I need your help.

[dogs barking]

- Oh!

The dogs aren'’t following the rules on the plane!

[dogs barking]

- Yeah.

- Let me get the lights.

[bell dings]

Attention, all dogs.

This is your Calvin speaking.

Tails up, ears out.

I have an announcement.

[somber music]

I think everyone forgot that

we'’re supposed to be following the rules

so everyone can enjoy a nice flight.

We all promised to stay in our seats,

be polite, and not chew on the plane.

Do you guys think you can promise

to follow the rules from now on?

[dogs barking]

Come on. You can do better than that.

[dogs barking]

- Woof, woof, woof, woof.

- That'’s better!

Now, let'’s all help Janine!

'’Cause it'’s cleanup time!

[lively music]



- Oh, yeah. Here you go.

Uh, there'’s that.



Thanks.



All I'’m saying is...



[triumphant music]



[gentle music]

- Calvin, thank you so much.

You saved the day.

- Don'’t worry. We'’re always glad to help.

- Oh. - Ooh, um...

flight attendant Janine,

on behalf of all the other dogs,

we want to say we'’re sorry for not following the rules.

- Oh, that'’s okay.

You guys turned out to be the best

plane travelers ever.

[bell dings] Huh? Oh!

And just in time!

That sound means that Captain Zippy

has cleared us for landing.

- Yes.

- Time for you to take your seats, everybody.

- Yeah! - Yeah!

Landing is my favorite.

[triumphant music]



[tires screeching]



[cheers and applause]

- Congratulations, passengers, on your very first flight!

Good doggies!

You are all officially on vacation!

Whoo! We did it!

[dogs barking]

- We made it to Hawaii!

Let'’s go to the beach and celebrate

with a doggy dance party!

[tropical music]

- [chuckles]

- Come on.

Wag it like you mean it.

- Oh.

Come on, neighbor.

Doo-doo-doo!

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Hey, Calvin, what are we learning today? ♪

♪ Come, heel, sit, stay

♪ Our pet pal Stuff is set to help and to play ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff

- ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can'’t seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups

♪ Mutt & Stuff

- Today we all went on went on a plane for the first time!

Oh, that'’s your seat. - Yeah.

- The dogs didn'’t follow the rules,

and that made things hard on the people around them.

[dog barking]

- We do need to keep the main aisle clear.

- Then everyone learned how to behave politely

and they became super airplane travelers.

And then we came to the beach in Hawaii!

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff

- ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪



- Thanks for joining us today.

See you back at "Mutt & Stuff!"



[tropical music]

- Hey, Davenport.

Davenport! - Oh--hiya!

Oh, hi, Zoe.

- I heard you

are the best Hawaiian dancer ever.

- Really?

"Hula" told you that?

[trumpet blares]

[both laughing]

[both screaming]

[thud]

- Goodbye, everybody.

- See you next time! Aloha!

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff

- ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can'’t seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups

♪ Mutt & Stuff
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