01x25 - Welcome Noodles!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mutt & Stuff". Aired: March 6, 2015 – November 1, 2017.*
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01x25 - Welcome Noodles!

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[upbeat music]

[horn honks]

[dogs bark]

[horn honks]

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Hey, Calvin, what are we learning today? ♪

♪ Come, heel, sit, stay

♪ Our pet pal Stuff is set to help and to play ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let's go to dog school

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let's go to dog school

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

- [barks]

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can't seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups

♪ Mutt & Stuff

[upbeat music]

♪♪

- [barks]

[barking]

- Hi, I'm Calvin.

Welcome to Mutt & Stuff.

[dog barks]

Hey, Zippy.

What's shaking?

[laughs]

I guess Zippy is.

[laughing]

And now he's bouncing, and I am too,

because we're both excited to start our day.

Come on, Zippy, let's go!

[buzzer sounds]

Thanks, Zippy.

[sad horn music]

What was that?

Looks like we've got someone playing some jokes

here at Mutt & Stuff.

Let me try that again.

[bell dinging]

- Come on, little doggies.

Wag it on in.

[chuckles]

Good wagging.

- Calling all dogs.

Someone's been playing jokes today,

and I wonder who it is.

Hey, Cricket.

Were you the one playing that confetti joke on me?

[crickets chirping]

I don't think it was Cricket.

- Hey, Calvin. - Hey, Stuff.

- Guess what. Someone played a funny joke on me today.

[sighs] I wish I knew who it was.

- Oh, um... was it you?

- No, Stuff.

I wouldn't play a joke on myself.

- Uh, was it me?

Wait. It wasn't me. I would know that.

I wonder who it was.

- Don't worry, Stuff. We'll find out later.

Right now it's time to start school. Come on.

- [chuckles]

- Good morning, everyone.

It's time for the doggy roll call.

Let's see who's here today.

- Psst.

[chuckles]

- Cuddles?

Did you say something?

No?

Oh, it was probably nothing.

All right, here we go-- doggy roll call.

- Psst, psst.

[laughs]

- Giggle and Wiggle,

are you two being silly?

No?

It wasn't them either.

- Over here.

- Ooh, Calvin, it's coming from over there,

by the puppy tunnel.

- Come on, Stuff, let's go. - Okay.

[chuckling]

- See anything?

- No, nothing in here.

- Yoo-hoo!

- Ooh, I heard something.

- I did too.

And it sounds like it came from the puppy tunnel.

- Let's go check out the puppy tunnel.

- Psst.

- Huh? - Whoa.

- Look at that hole in the wall.

- Oh, never seen that before.

- I wonder who made it.

- I don't know.

- I made it.

[both scream]

- [screams]

- It's a little mouse!

- It's a big yellow doggy!

- Where'd he go?

- I don't know.

- Hi.

- Oh.

Ah!

He's up there!

Run!

Eeh-hee-hee-hee-hee!

- Stuff, come back.

- [hollering]

You guys, there's a teeny-tiny little mouse

here at Mutt & Stuff.

- That's true.

Here I am.

- Aah!

He's back.

[screaming]

- [whimpers]

- [exhales deeply] Oh, good.

The mouse is gone.

- Hi, big guy.

- Aah! The mouse is still here!

[hollering]

It's a mouse.

- Stuff, Stuff.

- What? - Stuff.

Relax. It's just a little mouse.

He ran over there. Let's go say hello.

- Ah, okay.

- He's behind the cube.

- Hi.

- Hi, I'm Calvin.

Welcome to Mutt & Stuff.

- Hello, Mutt & Stuff.

I'm Noodles.

It's "mice" to meet you.

- [laughs]

- I hope it's okay that I came to visit.

- Of course it is.

Everyone's welcome here.

Class.

Come over and meet Noodles the Mouse.

This is Zippy.

- Hi, Zippy.

- [barks]

- [chuckles]

- And that's Cuddles.

- Hi, Cuddles.

- [barking]

- [chuckles] Nice cheeks.

- And this is Sonny.

- Hey, "Sonny" rhymes with "bunny."

[chuckles]

- Hey, Noodles, want to join us today and play?

- Ooh, that sounds like fun.

- Wait till you see this. - Mm-hmm.

- [barking] - Ooh.

- Wow.

That dog's amazing.

- Confetti time?

I've never seen that on the wheel before.

[deep horn notes]

- [laughing]

- Another silly joke.

I wonder who's been doing all this.

Zippy, give the wheel another spin.

Dress-up time.

Great!

Stuff, while I get to the bottom

of these silly jokes,

you guys can do dress-up time with Noodles.

- Whoo-hoo! It's dress-up time!

The clothes don't make the mouse.

The mouse makes the clothes.

Work it, work it.

I'm working my clothes.

- Open the Doggy Everything Closet.

- Pixie the penguin.[laughs]

- [barks]

- Whoa. It's Super Dog!

- [growls]

- Just two penguins, laying on the ice.

[chuckles]

Looking super, Super Dog.

- How about you guys pick out an outfit for Noodles?

- Here, Noodles, try on this silly hat.

- Oh, bring it on. [laughs]

[muffled] Perfect.

Oh, yeah.

Looking good like I knew I would.

[both laugh]

Yeah.

- Stylin'.

- Hey, Davenport. Davenport!

- [muttering loudly] Yeah, hi, Zoe.

- There's a mouse here at Mutt & Stuff.

Think you can catch him?

- I can't even catch a cold.

[sneezes]

Never mind, just did.

[loopy trombone note]

[both laughing]

[crash]

- I'm okay. - Meow too.

- Hey, Rocket, I'm kind of scared of Noodles.

I mean, he's so little,

and he runs around so fast,

and he keeps surprising us.

- Hiya!

- Eeh!

- Hey, guys.

Are you ready for another activity, Noodles?

- I sure am, Calvin.

It's so nice hanging out with all these little doggies.

Oh.

- What?

- And this big fuzzy doggy.

Hiya, Stuffy.

[smooching]

- Hi, Noodles.

- I'm so happy you guys are getting to know each other.

Zippy, take it away.

Playtime.

Hey, Noodles, that's where we play games on the playground.

- Oh, I love games.

Let's do it!

[dogs barking]

Oh, I can't believe this place.

Wow.

This doggy playground is so big.

- Hey, dogs, play a fun game of hide-and-squeak

with Noodles.

- Yippee!

Okay, hide-and-squeak.

You doggies hide, and I'll go squeak.

Hey, Stuff, give me a spin, okay?

- Sure.

- Whoa!

One, two, three, four,

five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

Ready or not, here I squeak!

[laughs]

Whew.

Doggies?

Ooh, found a quarter.

[laughs]

[echoing] Hello?

Any doggies in here?

Ugh. I think I'm getting tunnel vision.

- Hey, hey, Sid. - Hmm?

- There's a mouse on the playground.

- [gasps] A mouse?

Did you say a mouse? - Mm-hmm.

- Ohh, I'm out of here!

- [laughing]

What a weeping willow.

- I'm back. - Aah!

[sighs] - What?

- [grunting, panting]

Doggies?

They got to be around here somewhere.

Doggies...

I will find you, doggies!

I'm so pooped, I'm peeped.

And I'm done.

[grunts]

- [humming a tune]

Oh, hiya, there, Grumbles.

Have I got a joke for you.

[clears throat]

Why did the mouse have an umbrella?

Because it was raining cats and dogs.

[laughing]

You like that?

Oh, I got an eye twitch.

I got an eye twitch! He liked it!

[dogs barking]

- Hey, Stuff, how was the playground?

- Well, our game of hide-and-seek

turned out just to be a game of hide.

- [grunting]

Okay. Almost...

[breathing heavily]

I couldn't find any doggies.

I'm so small, and the playground's so big.

And now I plop down, dramatically.

[sighing]

- Attention, attention. Calling all dogs.

- I know what that means.

[beeping and blooping]

- Hey, doggies, your kibble snack is ready.

- Thanks, Bowwow.

Hey, Noodles, you ready for a tasty snack?

- Wait a minute.

Does that mean I have to eat kibble?

- No, this is for you.

- [gasps]

Ah, cheese-- I love cheese.

[smooches]

Thanks, Calvin.

[munching]

Mmm, that's good stuff...

I mean "gouda" stuff.

[laughs]

- And now the dogs can eat too.

It's snack time.

[dogs barking]

- Ooh-hoo-hoo, snack time.

Yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum.

- Hey, Bowwow.

The dogs are ready for a tasty snack.

What you got for them?

- I have got ultimate kibble awesomeness...

if the doggies can handle it.

- Of course they can.

Hey, Sonny, do you want to help start up Bowwow?

- Balloon rising.

Rapid swirl.

Rapid swirl, rapid swirl.

Shoe coming at you.

Ball drop.

Bubbly stuff bubbling.

Gears turning.

That's my favorite part.

Kibble for you...

and you.

How about you?

And you.

Here comes Stuff's kibble.

Wow. That's a lot.

Kibble delivery complete.

- Bowwow, time to chow.

[dogs barking]

- Hey, Davenport. Davenport!

- Egh! Oh, hi, Zoe.

- Did you catch that mouse yet?

- Why, yes, I did.

He is right here. - Ah.

Hey, what's that string for?

- Hmm? I don't know.

[deep horn notes]

[both shouting]

[crash]

- Somebody played a joke on us. - That was funny.

- I think it's time for Noodles to meet the puppies.

What do you think?

- Oh, I love puppies!

Wait. Uh, what's a puppy?

- Well, head on in, and you'll see.

- [giggles] You're wagging your tail.

Hi, puppy.

My name is Noodles.

[puppy barking]

[laughing]

You guys are so warm.

I love all your toys.

[chuckles]

Mm, mm, mm.

Cheese me. Ha!

- [whimpers]

- Whoa.

[chuckles] You might be small, Noodles,

but you sure are good at checkers.

- Ah, thanks, Stuff. [both chuckle]

- Hey, it's nice to see you two hanging out together.

- Yeah, we're really getting to know each other.

- Yep, I learned that Stuff's favorite color is yellow.

- Yeah, and Noodles' favorite color is gray.

- Awesome.

Well, are you guys ready for another activity?

- Ready?

I'm ready like Freddie.

- Who's Freddie?

- I don't know, but I like the way it sounds.

[both laugh]

Let's do this!

- Okay, Zippy, another activity, please.

Dance class.

Perfect.

Everyone likes to dance, including mice.

- Oh, yeah.

I'm a dancing machine.

Mm, mm, mm-mm.

- Okay, class.

Today I'm gonna teach you the Doggy Nose Kick Dance.

Here we go.

Give me that funky b*at, DJ Princess Pickles.

[funky music playing]

♪♪

Lift your front paws.

- Yeah, lift your paws.

Mm, yeah.

- This is fun.

- Now touch your nose.



- Oh, I can do that.

- Next step-- kick your feet.



- Mm, yeah.

- Great. You guys got it.

That's it.

Let's try it faster this time.

- Huh? Faster?

- DJ Princess Pickles?

[music speeds up]

- Uh-oh, okay.

- Lift your front paws.

- Oh, okay.

- Now touch your nose.

- Touch my nose.

- Kick, kick, kick your feet.

- [breathing heavily]

- Wow. You guys sure can boogie.

- Hold on. Trying to boogie, but the boogie's too fast.

- Come on, Noodles.



- Aah!

- Noodles, are you okay?

- Yeah, I'm okay, Calvin.

But I think this doggy school is just too big for me.

Maybe coming to Mutt & Stuff was a mistake.

Well, don't worry.

I won't make any more holes in your walls

or scare anyone.

I promise.

[sighs]

[somber music]

- Hey, where did Noodles go?

I was just starting to have fun with him.

- Stuff, I think we could have done a better job

welcoming Noodles to Mutt & Stuff.

- What do you mean?

- Thanks, DJ Pickles.

Well, Stuff, Noodles is a little mouse,

and we've been playing big dog games all day.

- Oh, yeah, you're right.

And he probably didn't feel good that I got scared

every time he popped up.

- Yeah.

Well, if we want Noodles to stay,

we have to make him feel welcome,

like he's part of our pack.

- Oh, yeah.

We want Mutt & Stuff to be his home.

- That's it.

- Yeah! Wait. What's it?

- We have to make Noodles a home,

right here in Mutt & Stuff.

I'm gonna need some help. Come on.

- Okay.

- Noodles?

Noodles?

We have something for you.

- Oh.

Hi, Calvin.

Hey, doggies.

- Hey, Noodles.

I think we need to have a nose-to-nose--

make that, nose-to-tiny-nose.

Noodles, I know being small can be tough,

especially at a school for dogs.

- You're telling me. I'm smaller than everyone here.

- Here at Mutt & Stuff,

it doesn't matter how big or small you are.

It only matters that you're part of our pack.

- Yeah.

And even though you're small and I'm big,

I know we're gonna be good friends.

- Aw, thanks, Stuff.

You're the best big, fuzzy, yellow dog

I ever met.

[both laugh]

- Thanks.

Hey, tiny super paw?

both: Tiny super paw!

[all chuckle]

- So, Noodles, to show you how much we want you to stay...

we made something special for you.

both: Ta-da!

- [gasps] That's for me?

both: Yep.

- Sure is.

- Yippee!

Whoo-hoo!

- [giggles]

- So exciting.

Wow. Look what you did to this place.

It looks amazing!

[both chuckle]

[echoing] Honey, I'm home!

[both laugh]

[chuckles] Wow.

This is the best house ever!

- Great. I'm so glad you like it.

- Yeah.

- I totally love it.

It's better than cheese.

[whispering] Don't tell the cheese I said that.

[chuckles]

I love it so much. [smooching]

- You're very welcome,Noodles.

Hmm? Where'd this come from?

I pull this,

then confetti dumps on my head.

I'm not falling for that again.

Hey, look, another rope!

[deep horn notes]

[both laughing]

Another silly joke?

Who's doing this?

- It was me!

I "confessi" about the confetti!

- Noodles.

You've been the jokester all along.

- I love to joke with friends.

And you guys are my new friends.

Ya-hoo!

- Noodles may be little,

but he sure is a big jokester.

- I think we're gonna have lots of fun

with this little mouse.

- Mm-hmm.

- What a great day.

Let's celebrate with a doggy-mouse dance party.

Come on, wag it like you mean it.

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Hey, Calvin, what are we learning today? ♪

♪ Come, heel, sit, stay

♪ Our pet pal Stuff is set to help and to play ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let's go to dog school

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let's go to dog school

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can't seem to get enough of ♪

♪ M-M-M-Mutt & Stuff

-Today Noodles the Mouse

came to visit us at Mutt & Stuff.

- I wonder who made it. - I don't know.

- I made it.

-We didn't give him a very good welcome,

and Noodles didn't feel like he was part of the pack.

- Hiya! - Eeh!

-Then we built Noodles a home

to show how much we wanted him to stay.

- That's for me?

-And Stuff learned that friends come in all shapes and sizes.

both: Tiny super paw!

- And then we had a big dance party

to celebrate our new friend Noodles.

- That's me.

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let's go to dog school

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let's go to dog school

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

♪ M-M-M-Mutt & Stuff

- Pretty cool, huh?

- Oh, yeah.

- Thanks for joining us today.

See you back at Mutt & Stuff.



- Oh... Aah!

- Hey, Davenport. Davenport!

- It has gumbo chunks! Hey, there, Zoe.

- We're gonna catch that mouse. - Yeah.

- 'Cause that's what cats do. - Yeah, you said it, sister.

We're the fearless mouse catchers.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- Hello, kitties.

[cats scream]

[crash]

- We're okay. - See ya next time.

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let's go to dog school

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let's go to dog school

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can't seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups

♪ Mutt & Stuff
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