01x28 - Goat in 60 Seconds!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mutt & Stuff". Aired: March 6, 2015 – November 1, 2017.*
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Series follows the duo and their day-to-day activities at Mutt & Stuff, a wacky and whimsical school just for dogs.
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01x28 - Goat in 60 Seconds!

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[upbeat music]

[horn honks]

[dogs bark]

[horn honks]

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Hey, Calvin, what are we learning today? ♪

♪ Come, heel, sit, stay

♪ Our pet pal Stuff is set to help and to play ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let's go to dog school

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let's go to dog school

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

[barks]

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can't seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups

♪ Mutt & Stuff

[upbeat music]



[dog barks]



[barks]



- Hi! I'm Calvin.

Welcome to Mutt & Stuff.

Today we're going to the Doggy Farm Festival.

It's gonna be oink oink awesome,

and cock-a-doodle cool.

Check it out!

The Doggy Farm Festival has snacks, fun games,

a hay maze, and contests where you win ribbons.

[barks]

Oh, that's right, Zippy.

We're also gonna see our farmer friend

Jenny Jasper at the festival.

She's the best.

Come on, Zippy. Let's go start the day.

Thanks, Zippy.

[bell rings]

Yee haw!

- Come on in, pups. It's time for the farm festival!

Let's get a moo-ve on!

[laughs]

Cows.

- Calling all dogs! Time for school.

- Hey, Calvin. - Hey.

- Did you say, "Time for drool"?

- Um, no, Stuff. I said "Time for school."

- Oh. Well, then you probably want to tell that to Cuddles.

[both laugh]

- Come on guys. Let's head on in so we can go

to the Doggy Farm Festival.

- Woo hoo!

Yee haw!

- Good morning, everyone.

If you're coming to the Doggy Farm Festival,

let me hear you hoot and holler.

- Hmm?

- That means let me hear you bark.

- Oh, right. Woof.

[dogs barking]

- And if you're a mouse named Noodles coming to the festival,

let me hear you squeak.

- Oh, I'm a mouse, and my name is Noodles.

And I'm going to the festival! Squeak!

- Thanks, Noodles.

- Oh, I'm so excited, Calvin.

I can't keep my legs from wiggling.

[laughing and humming]

- Now remember, class, when we go on field trips,

you have to be good listeners and pay close attention.

Got it?

[dogs bark]

Great. - Hey, Calvin.

I'm really good at listening,

because I have really big ears.

- [laughs] Yes, you do, Stuff.

Now before we go, let's get into the farm festival mood

and decorate some pumpkins!

It's time for arts and crafts.

- Whoo hoo!

- Open the Doggy Everything Closet!

- Okay, let's see.

Grabbing some of this.

Hey, guys. Use your paws

to make some paws-itively awesome pumpkin art.

[cheerful music]



- Just one more thing.

Blam!



Okay. There we go.

Hey, lookie what I did. [chuckles]

Isn't he cute?

[barks]



[barks]

What are you working on, Zippy?

Oh, you painted you. Nice.

- I've got a pumpkin for our little puppies.

They're having their own farm festival.

Let's check it out.

- ♪ Puppy playtime!



♪ Puppy playtime!



♪ Puppy playtime!



♪ Puppy playtime! ♪ Puppy playtime!

- Okay, the bus is ready,

and there's only one thing left to do

before we go to the farm festival.

- Ooh! I think I know what it is.

- Attention! Attention!

Calling all hungry dogs.

- Right on time. You heard him.

It's snack time! On our way, Bowwow.

- [chuckles]

[dogs barking]

- Ooh, snack time!

Yum yum yum yum yum yum!

- Hey, Bowwow. The dogs need their snacks

before we got to the Doggy Farm Festival.

- Wow. Doggy Farm Festival?

That sounds more fun than a barrel full of kibble.

I should know, because I've got a barrel full of kibble.

[all laugh]

- Hey, Stuff, why don't you start up Bowwow?

- Ooh, yeah! Sounds good.

Here goes!

- Balloon rising.

Boop boop!

Rapid swirl. Rapid swirl. Rapid swirl.

Shoe coming at you!

Ball drop. Commencing umbrella sequence.

Bubbly stuff bubbling.

That's my favorite part.

Kibble for you, and you.

And you. Here comes Stuff's kibble.

Wow, that's a lot.

Kibble delivery complete.

- Bowwow! Time to chow!

[dogs barking]

- Hey, Davenport.

Davenport! - [sputtering]

Oh, hey, Zoe.

- What do cats call a baby pumpkin?

- Hmm. A pump-kitten.

[both laugh]

both: Whoa!

I want to go to the farm festival.

- Meow too. Let's go!

- It's time for the Doggy Farm Festival!

Paws up, tails out, let's go!

To the Mutt & Stuff bus!

[dogs barking]

- Yes!

- Ahh. Ee!

Hey, Pixie! Here's a good one for you.

What did one horse say to the horse who lived next door?

"Howdy, neigh-bor!"

[laughs]

Hey, look at that!

Pixie liked my joke so much,

she ran off to tell the whole class!

Yep, that's what happened.

[upbeat music]



- ♪ The dogs on the bus go [dogs barking]

[dogs barking]

♪ The dogs on the bus go [dogs barking]

♪ All through the town

[honks horn]



[dogs barking]

- Okay, guys. Meet us just inside!

And here we are, the Doggy Farm Festival.

- Whoa! This is so cool!

Oh, look at all these things! There's food and drinks.

And ooh! Games!

And flowers and trees and hay!

And--and more hay!

And ooh, pumpkins, and balloons!

Whoa, and a scarecrow. What?

Oh, a tree, and sunflowers,

a photo thingy, and ooh,a guy that looks just like Calvin.

Wow, Calvin, you were right. This place has everything.

- Mm-hmm. Now remember,

while we're here, we have to be very good listeners, okay?

- Oh, you got it, Calvin.

Be good listeners. - Perfect.

Okay, let's go have some farm fun!

- Whoo hoo!

Yeah! [dogs barking]

[cheerful music]



Oh, boy, are you ready to bob for some chew toys?

[dogs barking]

All right, you guys go first.

[cheerful music]



Okay, you can do this. Go, Gus, yes!



Wiggles, oh, oh.



Ooh! You're almost there.



Great job! Now it's my turn.

[gurgling]

Got 'em all!

- Time for some farm photos!

[camera shutter clicks]

[camera shutter clicks]

[camera shutter clicks]

- Oh, Calvin, the Doggy Farm Festival is so much fun.

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa!

Here comes my excited legs again.

[chuckles]

- Well, I'll be a goose's beak. Is that Calvin?

- Look, it's our farmer friend Jenny Jasper!

- Could it possibly be Stuff?

- Oh, it could be. And it is!

Hey, Jenny Jasper. - Last time I saw you,

you were just a little yellow furball.

- Oh, well, I'm still a yellow furball,

just a little bigger.

- Yeah! Fluffy as ever! - [giggles]

[goat bleats] - Oh, hey, Jenny, who's this?

- Well, this here is my goat Bubba.

[goat bleats]

Later on, I'm gonna enter him in the Cutest Goat Contest.

- Well, Bubba's definitely cute enough to win.

- But I got a lot to do before the contest.

I got to sign him up. I got to get his costume.

I got to get his food. I got to call my mama.

I got to eat a sandwich.

I got to wash my hat. I got to find my hat.

- That's a lot to do before the contest.

- Yeah, you betcha.

Sure is gonna be hard to do all that while I'm watching Bubba.

[goat bleats] - Oh! Ooh!

Hey, I can help you, Jenny.

I can watch Bubba while you go get ready.

- Are you tugging on my farm boots?

Are you tugging on my farm boots?

- No. - You'd do that for me, Stuff?

- Well, sure. - Aren't you just

the rootin'-est, tootin'-est,

nicest good old doggie at this whole farm festival!

- Yeah. - Now, Stuff,

I need you to be a very good listener

for good ol' Jenny Jasper here and follow my instructions.

- Oh, okay.

- Don't take your eyes off of Bubba.

[goat bleats] - Right.

- I need you to watch him very carefully.

- Okay, I got it.

- Well, you guys got me happier than a pig in a tutu!

Thanks again! Bye, Bubba.

- Bye. - Okay, Stuff.

I'm gonna go check on the rest of the class.

I'll meet you back here.

Now remember: don't take your eyes off of Bubba.

- Okay, Calvin, I got it.

[goat bleats]

Hey, Bubba. I'm Stuff,

and I'm gonna babysit you.

Uh, I mean, goat sit you.

[chuckles]

[goat bleats]

[jazzy music]



Hey, Davenport. Davenport!

- [sputters] Oh, hi, Zoe.

- What is this stuff that we're sitting on?

- It's called hay, Zoe.

Hay, Zoe.

I said hay, Zoe!

- [sputters]

Oh, hey, Davenport.

[both laugh]

both: Whoo!

- I'm okay. - Meow too.

[upbeat music]

- Hey, guys, while Stuff watches Bubba the goat for Jenny Jasper,

what activity should we do next?

[barking]

Hmm. Sounds like a job for my travel-sized activity wheel!

Just give it a spin...

[dreamy music]



Dress-up time!

Okay, guys. Go have some costume doggy farm fun!

[dogs barking]

[country music]



[barks]



Wow, I love those costumes.

[dogs barking]

Looking good down on the farm.

Wow, there's so much fun, cool stuff

here at the Doggy Farm Festival.

Dogs in costumes...

Tasty treats...

Hmm? And ropes?

[sad trombone]

I know who did this.

Noodles! You got me!

- [laughs]

I sure did, partner! [laughs]

Yee haw! Whoa!

[goat bleats] - Wow.

The Doggy Farm Festival is so awesome.

When Jenny gets back, I'm gonna do so much fun stuff.

[chuckles] [goat bleats]

Oh, don't worry, Bubba. I told Jenny I'd watch you

and I'm a really good listener.

Jenny said for me not to take my eyes off of the--whoa.

Oh, goodness! That's the most super cool

awesome balloon animal I've ever seen,

and it's floating away!

Wait, come back!

Oh, hold on! Oh.

I gotcha. - Whoa!

It's a balloon on the loose.

- Whoa! I got it! Ha ha!

Hey, Calvin, look at this awesome balloon animal I found.

- That's great, Stuff. But, uh, where's Bubba?

- Huh? Oh, Bubba, he's right here.

Ooh! I mean, over here?

Oh no! I got so distracted by this balloon,

I left Bubba by himself!

- Oh. - Uhh! Come on!

He was just here!

He must've run away!

- Oh no! And Jenny will be back any minute!

- Oh, Calvin. I feel so bad!

I should've paid more attention.

Oh, got to find Bubba before the Cutest Goat Contest starts!

- And I'll help you find him!

But where could that little guy be?

[goat bleats] - This place is so big,

and he's so small.

How will we ever find him?

- Stuff, look! - Huh?

Whoa, it's Bubba!

- Zippy, help us catch that goat!

[wacky music]



[goat bleats]



[goat bleats]



- Huh.

[goat bleats]



- Ooh, here he comes!



I can help catch that goat. Watch this!

One, two, three! Gotcha!

Oof! Ugh.

Ugh...[spits]

Don't gotcha.

Uh oh, I just realized something else.

I think I'm allergic to hay!

Aah...aah...aah...choo!

[goat bleats]

[barks]

- What's that, Zippy? Bubba's in the hay maze?

[barks] - Ooh, let's go, Calvin.

[fast-paced music]

[goat bleats]



Bubba!



[wailing] Bubba! Where are you?

Oh, I should've watched him better!

Now I'll never find him.

[chewing]

[gasps] Wait! What's that chomping sound?

[gasps] It's coming from over here!

Ooh!

Oh, it's Bubba!

Oh, Calvin! We found him!

[goat bleats] Ah.

Oh, he must've gotten hungry

after running around all day.

All right, come on, little guy.

You've got a contest to win.

- Now where could they be?

It's about time for the Cutest Goat Contest.

- Jenny Jasper, we're here. - There you are, Stuff.

Where have you guys been?

- We were on a wild goat chase trying to find Bubba.

- I accidentally let Bubba get away.

I should've watched your goat the whole time,

just like you said, but I really let you down.

- You didn't let me down, Stuff.

- Ooh, I didn't?

- Because of you, I had time to do

all the stuff I needed to before the contest.

And although he got lost, you brought Bubba back to me.

- That's 'cause Stuff is a very thoughtful friend.

- You guys are the best.

And I promise to do a better job of watching goats from now on.

- How about a rowdy, howdy super paw?

all: Super paw!

Now who's ready to watch a cute goat contest?

both: We are! - Let's go!

- Whoo!

announcer: All right, all right, all right,

let's hear it for our last goat of the day,

Bubba the goat!

- Check out Bubba! He's a sailor goat.

[goat bleats]

- Oh, Bubba, you're so cute!

all: [chanting] Bubba! Bubba! Bubba!

announcer: Whoa, it's decided.

The winner of the Cutest Goat Contest is...

Jenny Jasper's little cutie, Bubba!

[all cheering]

- They did it! They won!

- Yee haw!!

We won, Bubba! Yeah!

- Aw, I knew they would.

Hey, Bubba, you're my hero!

[goat bleats]

- I think it's time to celebrate

with a Doggy Farm Festival dance party!

Come on. Wag it like you mean it!

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Hey, Calvin, what are we learning today? ♪

♪ Come, heel, sit, stay

♪ Our pet pal Stuff is set to help and to play ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let's go to dog school

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let's go to dog school

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

[bleats]

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can't seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups

- Today we went to the Doggy Farm Festival,

where we ran into our old friend Jenny Jasper,

and her goat, Bubba.

- Hey, I can help you, Jenny.

I can watch Bubba while you go get ready.

- Stuff said he would be a good listener

and follow Jenny's rules,

but he got distracted, and Bubba ran away.

- Bubba!

-Stuff was a good friend and didn't give up

until he found the goat.

- Oh, it's Bubba!

Oh, Calvin, we found him!

- And then we came here to watch Bubba win the contest!

- ♪ Let's go to dog school

-♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let's go to dog school

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

[barks]

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪



- Thanks for joining us today. See you back at Mutt & Stuff!

- Hey, Davenport.

Davenport! - [sputtering]

Oh, hi, Zoe.

- Are you a good listener?

- Am I a good listener?

Am I a good listener?

Am I a g--

I'm sorry, what was the question?

[both laugh]

both: Whoo!

See you next time. - Baa baa bye!

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff

♪Mutt & Stuff ♪

♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let's go to dog school

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let's go to dog school

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can't seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups

♪ Mutt & Stuff
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