05x04 - Ruby's Bedtime Story/Ruby's Amazing Maze/Max's Nightlight

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Max & Ruby". Aired: May 3, 2002 – present.*
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Follows two rabbits: Max, a rambunctious and achievement-determined three-year-old and his sister Ruby, a seldom-patient, goal-oriented and sometimes, annoyingly-restrictive seven-year-old.
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05x04 - Ruby's Bedtime Story/Ruby's Amazing Maze/Max's Nightlight

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[Whimsical music]

- ♪ Max and ruby

♪ Ruby and max

♪ Max and ruby

♪ Ruby and max

- ♪ Max and ruby

- ♪ Ruby and her little brother, max ♪



Kids: ♪ max and ruby

- "Bunny drew was on the case and ready to reveal

Who had stolen the priceless princess diamond tiara."

Wow!

Did you hear that, curly shirley?

Bunny drew is the smartest bunny detective around,

And this is her best book ever.

It's a real page-turner. [Giggles]

Let's read that last bit again. It's so exciting.

"Bunny drew was on the case and ready to reveal

Who had stolen the priceless princess diamond tiara."

- Ee! Ah! Ooh! Ooh!

Ooh! Mm! Oh! Ah!

[Sighs]

[Bed creaking]

- Max, can you please go to sleep?

I'm trying to read my bunny drew mystery.

- Read.

- "Bunny drew knew who."

Ooh! I can't stand the suspense!

As soon as I turn the page, I'll find out who done it.

It was...

Aah!

Huh?

- [Laughs]

Read! - Yes, max.

That's what I'm trying to do.

Read!

I was just about to turn the page and find out

Who stole the priceless princess diamond tiara,

But I can't read with you and your hairy tarantula

Bouncing on my bed.

I'm going to mark my page

With my official bunny drew bookmark

So I don't lose my place...

And you're going back to bed.

Ah, now I see why you can't get to sleep.

You didn't turn your super bunny night-light on.

You know you can't sleep without it.

There. That's much better.

- [Grunts]

- You go to sleep.

I'm going back to read my bunny drew book.

It's a real page-turner.

- [Sighs]

- Get ready to find out

Who stole the priceless princess diamond tiara.

Ahh. Now, where were we?

Ah, yes. "But who could the robber be?

"Who was responsible for the cleverest robbery

"Of all time?

It was..."

[Gasps]

Max where he's not supposed to be.

- Read!

- How can I read with so many interruptions?

Let's see.

What else is there to help you sleep?

I know!

Where's silas the sleepy sloth?

Aha!

Here you go, max.

You'll be sleeping like a sleepy sloth in no time...

And I'll be reading who done it.

- [Yawns]

- [Giggles]

- [Yawns]

I'm so sleepy.

- [Sighs]

- I'm back, curly shirley...

And now we can finally turn the page

And find out who done it.

"But who could the robber be?

"Who was responsible for the cleverest robbery

"Of all time?

Bunny drew knew. It was..."

Huh?

Eh.

"Who was responsible for the cleverest robbery

Of all time?"

[Floor creaking]

Uh, did you hear something, curly shirley?

Hmm.

Suspense of finding out who done it

Must be getting to me.

Let's turn the page and find out right now.

"Who was responsible for the cleverest robbery

"Of all time?

"Bunny drew knew.

It was..."

- Read!

- How can I read if you keep interrupting?

[Sighs]

I know.

Why don't read something?

Your [span]super bunny[/span]comic might help you get to sleep.

Good night, max.

- Read.

- Ahh.

Okay. Nothing can stop us now.

"But who could the robber be?"

[Giggles]

Ready to find out, curly shirley?

[Toy motor revving]

- Read.

- Huh?

- Read.

- [Sighs]

The whole point of a whodunit is reading who done it.

The only way I'll be able to find out

Is if I make sure you stay put.

"Bunny drew was on the case and ready to reveal

"Who had stolen the priceless princess diamond tiara.

"But who could the robber be?

"Who was responsible for the cleverest robbery

"Of all time?

"Bunny drew knew.

It was..."

[Gasps]

[Laughs]

Wow!

You'll never guess who done it, max.

- [Snoring]

- Max?

- [Snoring]

- [Giggles]

That's why you couldn't fall asleep.

You needed a bedtime story.

If that's what you wanted,

All you had to do was ask me to--

- Read.

[Snoring]

- Train.

[Train whistle blows]

- All aboard.

- Okay, see you soon. Bye.

Good news, max.

Grandma's on her way over here, and--

[Train whistle blows] whoa!

- All aboard.

- Because it's so rainy outside,

She said we should do something fun inside.

- Train.

- [Giggles]

Playing train might be fun for you, max,

But not for me and grandma.

Hmm, what could grandma and I do

That's really fun and interesting?

[Train whistle blows]

- All aboard.

- Uh-oh. Hang on, max.

[Train whistle toots]

[Gasps]

A book of mazes.

That's a perfect rainy-day thing to do with grandma.

She loves doing all kinds of puzzles.

Do you know how mazes work?

They're like puzzles with different paths,

But only one path gets you where you want to go.

In this maze, the little mouse wants to get to the cheese.

If he goes this way, he gets stuck.

But if he goes the other way, he can get to it.

- Train.

[Train whistle blows]

- [Giggles]

Okay, you can play with your train

While we do some of these.

[Gasps]

Oh, no. All the mazes are already done.

But wait a second.

I could draw my own maze: an amazing maze.

[Giggles]

Grandma would love that.

I'll need a big pad of paper...

[Train whistle blows]

And crayons...

- All aboard.

[Train chugging]

- And these jumbo felt markers.

They'll be perfect for drawing my maze.

Now, what kind of maze will I make?

I know!

I'll make a tricky treasure hunt.

[Giggles]

Grandma loves treasure hunts.

First I'll draw grandma here...

And then I'll draw a treasure chest down here...

Hmm.

But what should the different paths be?

It has to be interesting and fun.

Huh?

Max, what are you doing with my markers?

- Train.

[Train whistle blows]

- All aboard.

- I need them for drawing my maze.

You can have your forest back

After I'm done, okay?

[Gasps]

A forest.

That's what I'll draw in my maze.

[Giggles] thanks, max.

There.

One path goes through the forest,

And the other one doesn't.

Now...

What else should I draw for grandma's maze?

- All aboard.

[Train whistle blows]

- Maybe it will help me concentrate

If I have a nice glass of juice.

How about you, max?

Okay. Be right back.

Yum. Blueberry juice.

[Humming]

[Gasps] max!

What are you doing with my pad of paper?

- Train.

[Train whistle toots]

[Train chugging]

- Uh-oh!

Yikes!

Whew! That was close.

This is a very nice bridge you've made

With my pad of paper,

But grandma's going to be here soon, and--

- [Slurps]

- [Gasps]

That's what I need to draw in my maze.

Bridges!

These bridges were a great idea for my maze.

Grandma will have to decide which one to take.

Hmm.

Now I just need one more thing

Before she gets to the treasure chest.

I've got the two paths,

But nothing for them to go around.

- Train.

[Train chugging]

[Train chugging]

[Train whistle blows]

- Oh, no!

[Train engine blowing]

Splash!

[Gasps]

[Doorbell rings]

Oh, no!

Grandma's here, and my maze isn't ready.

Can you please let her in while I clean this up?

Oh!

- Hello, max.

Lovely day for the ducks.

- [Laughs]

- [Laughs]

Now, what indoor games are we going to play?

- Train.

- Oh, good. I love trains.

[Train whistle blows]

- All aboard.

[Train chugging]

- [Sighs]

- Hello, ruby. - Hi, grandma.

- Ooh, what do you have there?

Is it a game for us to play together?

- It was, but--

- [Gasps]

A maze...

That you made especially for us!

[Chuckles]

Look, there's me...

And a forest for me to find my way through...

[Gasps]

And some beautiful bridges for me to cross.

Ooh, and I love this part.

- You do?

- Why, yes.

What could be better than paths

Winding around lovely blue lakes?

Oh, how on earth did you come up

With such an interesting maze, ruby?

- [Giggling] it wasn't just me.

My maze would never have been this good

If it weren't for max and his...

- Train.

[Train whistle blows]

- All aboard.

- [Gasps]

Did you see that, louise?

- A sh**ting star! It's so beautiful.

- You're supposed to make a wish when you see one.

- What did you wish for, ruby?

- I wished we'd see the northern lights

Before we go to sleep.

- Night-light.

[Both gasp]

[Both giggle]

- I didn't say "night-light," max.

I said "northern lights."

You know what northern lights are?

They're beautiful colored lights that glow in the sky at night.

- We stayed out extra late hoping to see them.

- They don't happen every night, bunny scouts.

- Why not, bunny scout leader?

- Northern lights only happen on very special nights

When the conditions are just right.

And it doesn't look like tonight's the night.

Both: aww.

- Time to hit the sleeping bags.

Bunny scouts, quick march.

Both: yes, bunny scout leader.

[Both giggle]

- There you are.

Valerie and martha are already in their tent.

It's time for lights out.

All good bunny scouts should be zipped in their sleeping bags.

- Well, that's right, mrs. Huffington.

We've got a big day of hiking and canoeing tomorrow,

So let's get some rest and wake up refreshed.

- Night-night, bunny scout leader.

- [Sighs]

I still wish we could see some northern lights.

- Only a lucky few ever do.

- There.

Now we can see all we need to see

Until it's time for lights out.

- Dibs on this side of the tent.

- Dibs on this side. [Giggles]

[Both giggle]

Okay, max.

Time for you to get into your sleeping bag.

And when you're all zipped in,

I'll turn off the lantern so we can sleep.

- Night-light.

- Sorry, max.

I know you like to sleep with a night-light,

But not tonight.

There are no night-lights in tents.

- Night-light.

- You'll be safe and sound with us right here beside you.

- I'm all ready.

Snug as a bug.

- [Giggles]

In you go, max.

[Zipper zipping]

There. Now you're snug as a bug too.

[Giggles]

- I can't wait to go hiking and canoeing tomorrow.

- Me too, so let's do what bunny scout leader said:

"Get some rest, and wake up refreshed."

- Night-night, max. [Yawns]

Night-night, ruby.

- Night-night, louise.

[Zipper zipping]

Ahh.

Night-night, max.

- [Whispering] night-light.

- Huh?

What are you doing, max? - Night-light.

- We didn't pack your night-light.

There's nothing to plug it into,

And the lantern's too bright to leave on.

We'd never get to sleep.

[Zipper zipping]

You're perfectly safe with us right here beside you.

- Perfectly.

Night-night, max.

Night-night, ruby.

- Night-night.

[Zipper zipping]

Night-night, max.

Ahh.

- [Whispering] night-light.

[Siren wailing]

- Aah! What's happening?

[Sirens continue]

- Night-light.

- Your search and rescue flashlight is too bright.

Louise and I won't get any sleep if it's on.

You understand...

Don't you?

Thanks, max.

Now, please, can we try to get some rest?

- So we can wake up refreshed?

[Zipper zipping]

Night-night, max. Night-night, ruby.

- Night-night.

- [Whispering] night-light.

[Crickets chirping]

[Laughter and carnival music]

- Oh! - Oh!

- Oh, not mr. Blinky the night-bright clown.

[Laughter and carnival music]

- Night-light.

- You can't leave mr. Blinky the night-bright clown

On all night.

[Laughter and carnival music]

Thank you.

Say "night-night," mr. Blinky.

See you in the morning.

Both: ahh.

[Crickets chirping]

- [Whispering] night-light.

- What now?

[Gasps]

Max? - Where is he?

- He went out.

[Whispering] max, where are you going?

[Both whispering] max?

- What are you doing?

- [Whispering] night-light.

- Bunny scout ruby, is everything okay?

- Yes, bunny scout leader.

- [Gasps] oh, my.

Bunny scouts, come quickly.

- What is it?

- Look!

[All gasp]

All: ooh.

Ahh.

- Those are the northern lights.

- In all my years,

I've never seen such a spectacular display.

- We would have missed them if max hadn't come outside.

- That's right.

Thanks to max, we got to see the world's most beautiful...

- Night-light!
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