05x21 - Ruby's Memory Quilt/Lights,Camera,Ruby!/Ruby's Ping-Pong Record

[bunniefuu]

[Whimsical music]

- ♪ Max and ruby ♪

♪ Ruby and max ♪

♪ Max and ruby ♪

♪ Ruby and max ♪

- ♪ Max and ruby ♪

- ♪ Ruby and her little brother, max ♪

Kids: ♪ max and ruby ♪

- What do you think?

- A little to the right.

- Here, ruby?

- Perfect.

- The campfire looks so real.

It reminds me of our bunny scout camping trips.

- Right.

That's why it's called...

Both: a memory quilt!

[Both laugh]

- Yeehaw!

- Howdy, cowboy max.

[Chuckles]

I'm afraid I can't play with you right now.

Louise and I are making a memory quilt.

Look.

We're going to fill each of these squares

With a special memory.

The first square reminds us

Of all the great times we've had camping.

What do you think?

- Yeehaw!

- What are you going to put in the second square, ruby?

- It's something that reminds me of grandma,

Because she makes them better than anyone else.

- Hmm.

I know!

Grandma's...

Both: cupcakes!

[Both laugh]

[Both sigh]

- Little cowboys.

- Yup.

[Both laugh]

[Western music]

♪ ♪

- [Inhales sharply]

[Playing harmonica]

[Sighs]

[Blows]

Yeehaw!

- This cupcake looks just like grandma's!

- Hmm. Not quite.

Grandma always adds something

To make her cupcakes look extra special.

- Yeehaw!

- Max, no!

That's a mighty nice horse, cowboy max,

But he's getting a little too close

To my memory quilt.

Maybe you and horsey can play cowboy over yonder.

- What about this for the cupcake, ruby?

- Hmm. Maybe.

Let's see if there's something else in my craft box.

Perfect.

[Gasps] oh, no!

You spilled sparkles on my cupcake square.

- [Gasps] it's perfect!

- Huh?

Huh?

Ooh - oh.

- Those sparkles look just like

The candy sprinkles grandma uses.

- It looks good enough to eat.

- Whoa there, cowboy max.

Maybe you should mosey off somewhere else

While we finish the quilt.

- Yeehaw!

- Okay.

Let's glue these sprinkles down!

- Yeehaw!

- [Gasps]

I know just what to make for my third square:

A picture of myself as a ballerina dancing onstage.

- We can use white felt for the picture of you,

And what about this for the tutu?

- That's too, too plain.

[Both laugh]

- Funny.

- Yeehaw!

[Gasps]

Yeehaw!

- That looks like me in a leotard,

But we have to find something for the tutu.

- Yeehaw.

- Max, this is not the place to chase your wind-up beetle.

- Whoa!

- Oh, not in my closet.

- My tutu!

Oh, no!

It's a piece of my old tutu.

- Aw.

- That's okay, louise.

It was way too small for me anyway.

[Gasps]

But this is perfect for another bunny!

- The tutu looks amazing, ruby.

- Thanks, louise.

Hmm. Let's see.

I've got memories of grandma, bunny scouts, and ballet.

What else?

- Yeehaw!

- There.

The fabric paints are ready.

Now all I need to do is decide what I want to paint.

- Yeehaw!

- I don't think it's a good idea to do rope tricks here, max.

Careful. You might spill--

Oops!

Oh, the paints!

Oh, no!

- Phew.

It's a good thing you didn't get any paint

On your quilt.

- Wait a second.

[Gasps]

Maybe that's exactly where the paint should go.

- [Gasps] you made two bunnies!

One looks like you,

And the other one looks like max.

- Now I have a memory of how I made the quilt:

With the help of cowboy max.

- [Playing harmonica]

♪ ♪

[Doorbell rings]

- Hi, ruby.

Are you ready for your close-up?

- [Chuckles]

[Both laugh]

Thanks for bringing your camera, louise.

I can't wait to make a movie for grandma.

- What's your movie going to be about, ruby?

- It's called [span]a perfect day [span] in the life of me,[/span][/span]

Written, directed, and staring me!

- And filmed by me.

[Both chuckle]

- Trick.

- Nice trick, max.

But this movie does not include froggies.

[Chuckles]

Why don't you go practice some more tricks?

You can show me after I finish, okay?

Thanks, max.

- How do you want to start, ruby?

- The way I start every perfect day.

- Should I start the camera now?

- When I say, "action,"

That's when you start the camera,

And when I say, "cut," that's when you stop.

- Just like in the real movies.

- And...

Action.

[Camera beeps] - rolling, ruby.

- Everybunny needs to look her best,

Especially in the movies.

That's why I use blush away blush.

And when it comes to lipstick,

Of course, ruby red is really me.

[Kisses]

- Trick.

- Wow.

This blond bombshell wig is really me.

- It looks even better on camera.

- How do you like my movie makeup, max?

- Trick.

- Ah!

- Ribbit.

- I promised, max.

I'll watch your tricks

After we finish the movie for grandma.

Why don't you go practice a different trick?

- Do you want me to keep rolling, ruby?

- Oh. [Chuckles]

I forgot to say "cut."

- You just did!

- Practicing ballet

Is another part of my perfect day.

Ready, louise?

- Ready, ruby.

[Light classical music playing]

- And action.

♪ ♪

And one

And two

And three

And four.

- Trick.

[Toy siren wailing]

Trick.

- And now here's a perfect pirouette

Performed by me.

- Ribbit.

- My blond bombshell wig!

Cut, louise!

Cut!

- Wow!

That was a great action sh*t, ruby!

- My movie is supposed to be about my perfect day.

- Ribbit.

- And that does not include frogs or fire trucks.

Maybe you should go outside and practice a different trick.

You can show it to me later.

[Chuckles]

- What's next in your perfect day movie, ruby?

- Hmm. I know.

A dolly tea party.

- I can't wait to get that on film.

- Nothing says me more perfectly than a tea party.

Mr. And mrs. Quack,

I'm so happy you came to my tea party.

Tooth fairy, one lump of sugar?

[Laughs] of course.

You take two.

More tea, can't sit up slug?

[Whispering] are you getting all my guests

In the movie, louise?

- I'm getting everything, ruby.

Uh-oh.

- Trick.

- I'll watch your trick

Just as soon as we finish this part of the movie.

Why don't you put your remote down

Till we're done?

Thanks, max.

[Remote beeps]

- Uh-oh.

[Glass shatters]

- [Gasps]

How do you stop this thing?

- Don't worry, ruby.

It's all on camera.

- I forgot to say "cut" again, didn't i?

- Ribbit.

- Ruby, I can't wait to see the world premiere

Of your movie.

- I hope you like it.

I wanted it to be a perfect day in my life,

But it didn't work out the way I planned.

- That's what makes life fun.

- [Clears throat]

Presenting [span]a perfect day [span] in the life of me,[/span][/span]

By ruby.

- And filmed by me.

- [Chuckles]

Every second of it.

[Light classical music]

♪ ♪

- [Clapping]

- Oh!

Oh! [Laughs]

Ooh!

[Gasps] oh!

Oh.

[Laughing]

Oh, my.

Oh! [Laughing]

Oh!

[Laughs]

Now, that's a movie

I could watch over and over again!

I loved it!

It had great camerawork...

- [Chuckles] thanks.

- And lots of action.

But what I liked best

Was how it caught a perfect day in your life, ruby.

- You're right, grandma.

My perfect days are always filled with beauty,

Ballet, tea parties, and...

- Me!

- Ready, louise?

- Ready, ruby.

- We are going to set a new ping-pong record

For east bunnyhop.

- Do you really think we can get ten hits

Without a miss?

- There's only one way to find out.

Let's play ping-pong!

- Whoa!

Uh-oh.

Did you see where it went?

- Somewhere in the garden.

I'll help you look.

[Toy whirring]

- Space station!

[Toy beeping]

[Laughs]

- I don't know where that ping-pong ball ended up.

- It's okay. I've got more.

Both: huh?

- What's that?

- [Sighs]

It's max's way-out wailing space saucer

And cosmic creeping crawlers.

Both: little brothers.

[Both laugh]

- We'll never be able to set a ping-pong record

With these toys on the table.

Ready?

- Ready.

- .

- .

That was a new record for us.

We got to two!

- [Laughs]

Come on.

This time I'm pretty sure

I saw where it went.

- Space station.

[Toy roars]

- Red alert! Red alert!

Enemies detected! Enemies detected!

- That's two ping-pong balls we've lost.

We'll have to be more careful.

- I know. I've only got one more ball.

Uh-oh.

What are your toys doing here again?

- Space station.

- It may look like a space station to you,

But it's actually our ping-pong table.

- Red alert! Red alert!

[Toy whirring]

- Why don't you set up your space station

In the garden?

It looks just like another planet.

If you use your imagination,

You can pretend you're on the planet of giant carrots.

- Good idea.

- You'll have just as much fun over there, max.

Thanks, max.

- Red alert!

Enemies detected! Enemies detected!

Enemies detected!

- Ready to try for our record again, louise?

- Ready, ruby.

- Here it goes.

.

- .

- .

- .

- .

- !

Oh, no!

- We'd better not lose that one.

It's my last ping-pong ball.

- It looked like it went in the sandbox.

[Toy whirring]

- Space station.

- I don't see it.

Maybe it's on the other side.

- I don't see it over here either.

- Could it have gotten buried in the sand?

[Toy whirring]

Well, we can't set

The east bunnyhop ping-pong record

Without a ping-pong ball.

- I have some at home.

I could go get them.

- That would be great, louise.

- I'll be back in two shakes of a bunny's tail.

- Max?

I thought you were playing

In the planet of the giant carrots.

- Space station.

- You can play on our ping-pong table,

But just until louise comes back with another ball.

Then we'll need it back, okay?

[Gasps]

You found one of our ping-pong balls.

[Gasps]

Another one?

You don't have the third ball, do you?

You do!

I'm ready for you this time.

.

[Toy roars]

!

- Red alert!

- !

!

- Red alert!

- Ruby, I found one! Huh?

- !

!

- Wow, you're at six?

- !

Both: !

- !

Both: !

- You did it!

It's a new east bunnyhop ping-pong record!

- It's the longest rally ever

Between a bunny and a...

- Space station!

[Both laugh]