02x15 - Race Car Superstar

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Blaze and the Monster Machines". Aired: October 13, 2014 - June 12, 2020.*
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AJ is an 8-year-old techie who drives monster-truck Blaze and go on adventures that have them taking on problems involving science and math.
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02x15 - Race Car Superstar

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- ♪ On your mark

♪ Get ready to race

♪ One, two, three, let'’s blaze ♪

♪ So buckle your seat belt, we'’re gonna scream and yell ♪

♪ When Blaze goes saving the day ♪

♪ Blaze, Blaze, Blaze

♪ Gimme, gimme, gimme some speed ♪

♪ Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Yeah

♪ Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Yeah

♪ Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Yeah, let'’s blaze ♪

- Excuse us!

- Hey there!

It'’s me, A.J.

And guess what!

Blaze is taking me to meet his new friend.

- Yep, and I just can'’t wait for you to meet him.

Now hold on!

[exciting music]

Ta-da! Here we are.

- This is where we'’re meeting your friend?

But there aren'’t any other trucks here.

- That'’s because he'’s not a truck.

He'’s a helicopter.

- No way!

Let'’s look for him.

Where do you see a helicopter?

Over there!

- Ya to the hoo-hoo-hoo!

- Wow!

- This is my friend, Swoops.

- Blaze! Hey, buddy.

You ready to fly with this guy?

- Whoa!

You mean we get to go for a ride with you?

- You know it.Come on!



- Okay, Swoops. Ready for takeoff.

- Swoop-de-doo!

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

[laughing]

Yahoo!

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

- This is awesome!

- What a ride!

- Well, the ride'’s not over yet.

There'’s still something you two have got to see.

[propellers whirring]

- Gaskets!

It'’s a whole city covered with racetracks.

- Wow!

- Blaze, A.J.,

welcome to VelocityVille!

- Ooh, VelocityVille!

- Check out all the loops and ramps and--

[engine roaring]

[tires grinding]

- Blaze, did you see that?

- I sure did. And look!

There goes another one.

Those aren'’t trucks speeding around down there.

What are they?

Race cars, yeah!



- Oh, man. I want to race with those guys.

- So do I.

- [laughing]

I knew you two would like this place.

Hang on. We'’re going in for a landing.

Yahoo!



- Thanks for the ride, Swoops!

- Any time, Blaze.

Have fun!



- This is awesome!

Everyone here is going so fast.

- You said it.

Look!

Mail carriers are super fast.

- Hey there!

Welcome to VelocityVille.

- Thanks!

- Whoo!

The pizza delivery race cars are fast too.

- Hello! Hot pizza coming through!



- Even the granny race cars are fast.

- [laughing]

Well, aren'’t you sweet?

- You'’re pretty speedy yourself, Sonny.

[tires squealing]

- Wow!

In this town, everyone gets to go fast.

[musical car horn sounds]

- Stop! Stop right there!

No more racing around.

Not for any of you.

- What? - No racing?

- Aw, man.

- I'’m the only one who gets to go fast around here.

[laughing]

- And who are you?

- [scoffs] Who am I?

Who am I?

I'’m Speedrick,

the number-one fastest race car in this town.

So everyone else had better put on the brakes

and leave the speed to me.

[laughing evilly]

- Aw, I guess that means we have to slow down.

- This stinks. I like going fast.

- Me too. It'’s just not fair.

- Hey, you don'’t have to let that guy boss you around.

It'’s not up to him who gets to go fast.

You'’re race cars!

You should all get to go as fast as you want.

- Yeah! - Blaze is right.

- No one'’s gonna stop us from going fast.

[tires grinding]

- Come on, Blaze.

Come racing with us!

- You got it!

- ♪ Start it up, hit the gas ♪

♪ It'’s time for us to roll ♪

♪ Let'’s drive super fast ♪

♪ Ready, set, let'’s go ♪

♪ Come on, come on ♪

♪ Live it up and hit the road ♪

♪ Blaze on, blaze on ♪

♪ Faster, faster, here we go ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Blaze on, come on, blaze on ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Blaze on, come on, blaze on ♪

♪ Blaze on

- [humming and scatting]

Ooh!

Yeah!

Hello, handsome.

- Whoo-hoo! - Yeah!

- Ah! What are they doing?

They can'’t go fast like that.

I'’m supposed to be the only one who goes fast!

Ah! [horn honks]

Well, if nobody'’s gonna listen to me,

then I'’ll just have to stop them myself with...

my tire locks!

[laughing evilly]



Ooh, time to try one out.

[grunts]

[metal clangs]

Hey! What'’s going on here?

I can'’t drive. I can'’t drive!

- [laughing]

Yeah, I sure stopped that guy.

Now I'’ll put one of these locks on every race car in town.

Then I'’ll be the only one who gets to go fast.

[laughing evilly]

[engines revving]



[laughing evilly]



- Uh-oh! Look!

Speedrick'’s putting traps in the road.

- Ah! Whoa! Oh! Oh, boy! Ee!

- Whoa! - Hey!

[tires squealing]

[metal clanging] - Hey, what?

- Hey!

- Oh, no! - We have to help them!

[engine revving]

- [grunts] I can'’t pull them off.

[grunts] What are these things?

- They'’re tire locks.

- And then only way to get them off is to unlock them

with a key.

- The key must be around here somewhere.

- Help us look for it.

Where do you see a key?

There it is!

- Oh!

You mean this?

[laughing evilly]

- Oh, no! - He'’s getting away.

- Don'’t worry, everyone.

We'’ll get that key. - After him!

[tires squealing]



- Look, there he goes!

[tires squealing] [engine revving]

- Speed up, Blaze!

- Lug nuts!

I'’m trying to go faster, but...

it feels like something is slowing me down.

- Uh-oh. It'’s the air around us.

The air is slowing us down when we try to push through it.

- Oh, the air'’s slowing you down?

[laughing]

Well, it'’s not a problem for me!

- Look, the air is going around Speedrick.

He doesn'’t have to push as hard.

- [grunting]

Whoa!

- Aww.

Can'’t go as fast as me, Blaze?

What a drag!

[laughing]

- I don'’t believe it.

Speedrick got away.

- Aww, I'’m sorry, Blaze. You tried your best.

- Well, I'’m not giving up.

I'’m gonna catch up with Speedrick and get that key.

I'’m gonna be...aerodynamic!

[energy humming]

If something is aerodynamic,

it can move through the air easily.

See, when I speed up, I have to push really hard

to move through the air.

That'’s because a truck shape is not very aerodynamic.

But what if we change my shape to be more like a race car?

We could make my wheels smaller,

and the front part rounder,

then make the back nice and smooth.

- Whoa!

All the air goes right around this shape.

It'’s aerodynamic.

- Come on.

Let'’s change me into an aerodynamic race car.

To turn me into a race car, say, "Race car!"

Race car!

[tires squealing]

[energy whirring]

[tires squealing]



[engine revving]



- Wow!

You did it, Blaze.

- Oh, yeah!

Now let'’s find out just how fast this race car can go.



[tires squealing]



Whoo-hoo!

Whoo! Yeah!

Whoo!

- Check it out, Blaze.

Now that you'’re a race car,

the air is moving right around you.

- Nothing'’s gonna slow us down.

We'’re aerodynamic.



- ♪ If you need to get somewhere fast ♪

♪ You don'’t want any air resistance ♪

♪ A smooth sheet so the floor can'’t pass by you ♪

♪ Easily

♪ We'’re aerodynamic ♪

♪ We'’re aerodynamic ♪

♪ Nothing'’s gonna slow us down ♪

♪ '’Cause air is moving right around us ♪

♪ Nothing interrupts the flow

♪ That could drag us down and keep us slow ♪

♪ We'’re aerodynamic ♪

♪ We'’re aerodynamic ♪

- Look, Blaze!

It'’s Speedrick! - I see him, A.J.

He'’s taking the key into a cave.

A cave that looks just like a lion.

- Hurry! We can'’t let him get away.

[engine revs]

- [humming and scatting]

[musical car horn honking]

Strange...

sounds like someone'’s catching up.

Oh, but that'’s impossible.

No one is fast enough to catch up with me.

[engine revs]

Ah!

[stammering] It'’s the Blaze guy!

[gasping]

Since when is he a race car?

Huh!

Well, if Blaze thinks he can get the key,

he had better think again.

[engine revs]

Ah-ha! This should stop him.

Blaze can'’t catch me if he can'’t get in.

[laughing evilly]

- Gaskets! The lion cave is closing up.

- We can make it, Blaze. You'’re a race car.

- We'’ve only got eight seconds to get inside.

Count down from eight with us.

Whoo-hoo!

- We made it.

[engine revs]



- There'’s Speedrick.

He'’s headed into that rhino cave.

- [laughing evilly]

Yeah!

- Uh-oh! He'’s closing that cave too.

- Quick, we only have six seconds to get in.

Count down from six.

Whoo-hoo!

- Nice going, Blaze.

[engine revs]



- Ah! They made it again?



Well, then I'’ll just make this cave close super fast.



- Yikes, Blaze! It'’s almost closed.

- We only have four seconds.

Count down from four.

Whoo-hoo! - Yeah!

- We did it! - Nice going, Blaze.

You'’re one fast race car.

- And we'’ll need all the speed we can get

if we'’re gonna catch up with Speedrick.

- Yeah!

Our friends are counting on us to get that key.

[engine revs]

All right!

- Oh, key, as long as I have you,

I get to be the fastest race car ever.

I'’m so happy, I could kiss you.

So that'’s what I'’m gonna do.

[smooching loudly]

[musical car horn honking]

Oh! It'’s that Blaze guy again!

Doesn'’t he ever give up?

[engine revs]

I have got to stop him.

[tires squealing]

[gasps]

A drawbridge?

[chuckling]

This is just too perfect.

[tires squealing]

I don'’t see how anyone could get past this.

[bell dings]

- Whoa! Hit the brakes!

[tires squealing]

Phew! That was a little too close.

- Oh, man.

How are we gonna get across this?

- [laughing] You can'’t.

- It'’s Speedrick!

- The only button to raise this bridge

is all the way over here.

And you--

you'’re stuck over there.

[laughing evilly] So boo-hoo for you, Blaze.

[tires squealing]

- If Speedrick thinks this is going to stop us,

he'’d better think again.

Hmm...

I just need something I can throw.

Something like...

this rock.

- All right!



Hubcaps!

The air is slowing the rock down.

That rock didn'’t make it because it wasn'’t aerodynamic enough.

The only way I'’m gonna hit that button

is by throwing something really aerodynamic.

- Hey, Blaze, check this out.

I found two more rocks.

- Good going, A.J.

I wonder if one of these rocks

is aerodynamic enough to make it.

- Try it, Blaze.

Give them a throw.

- Check out how the rocks move through the air.

Which rock is more aerodynamic?

That curved rock, yeah!

The air is slowing down the other rock with flat sides,

but the air goes around this rock

because it has a smooth, aerodynamic shape.

[bell dings] Got it!

Yeah! - Way to go, Blaze.

The bridge is going back together.

- Come on, A.J.

Time to catch up with Speedrick and get that key back

once and for all.

- Yeah!

[engine revs] [tires squealing]



Look! There'’s Speedrick.

He'’s headed towards that mountain.

- That'’s no mountain. It'’s a volcano.

- [laughing] Uphill!

- We'’d better get that key back before he gets to the top.

A.J., give me some speed.

[engine revs]

Whoo-hoo!

Hello, Speedrick.

- Ah! You'’re back.

This cannot be happening. [engine revs]

- We'’re coming for that key, Speedrick.

[tires squealing] - Oh, yeah?

Well, you'’ll never get it, '’cause I'’m too fast for you.

Remember?

- You may have beaten me once,

but you won'’t b*at me this time,

'’cause now, I'’m aerodynamic.

- Oh! [groaning]



[groans]





- It'’s over, Speedrick.

Time to hand over the key.

- Huh!

You may be faster than me, Blaze,

but I'’ll never give you the key.

[grunts]

- He threw the key!

And it'’s headed for the lava.

- There'’s only one way to grab it in time.

We need blazing speed.

[machinery whirring and clanking]

To give me blazing speed, say, "Let'’s blaze!"

Let'’s blaze!

I...got it!

Whoo-hoo-hoo! - Yeah!

- Now we just have to get this key back to our friends.

[helicopter blades whirring] - Yahoo!

- Swoops!

- Hey, you two heroes.

I thought you might need a ride.

- Swoops, you are right on time.

[engine revs]

- Swoop-de-doo!



- Whoa!

[groans]

- Next stop, VelocityVille.

[all cheering]

[all groaning]

[musical car horn honking]

- Hey, everyone, look!



- Blaze and A.J. are back.

- And we'’ve got the key!

[all cheering]



- Yeah!

- Let'’s hear it for Blaze!

all: Blaze! Blaze! Blaze! Blaze!

- [groans] This is the worst.

Now all those guys can go fast again.

I like it better when I was the only one who could go fast and--

[shouts] Tire lock?

Get it off! Get if off! Get it off!

[crying]

- Hey, Speedrick. Need some help?

- Oh, Blaze, you gotta get me out of this thing.

Please, oh, please, oh, please, oh, please!

- Okay, but you have to promise

you'’ll never try to stop anybody from going fast ever again.

- Oh, I promise.

From now on, everyone gets to go as fast as they want

whenever they want.

- Glad to hear it, Speedrick.

Now let'’s unlock that tire.

- You saved me.

Thank you, Blaze.

Friends?

- Friends.

[all cheering]

Hey, I'’ve got an idea.

Now that we can all go fast again,

who wants to race?

- We do! - Whoo-hoo!

- Yeah! - All right!

- Race cars, rev it up!

[engines revving]



- ♪ It'’s Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ It'’s Blaze ♪

♪ And the Monster Machines

♪ Buckle up, gonna roll

♪ Yeah, we'’re ready to go with Blaze ♪

♪ You'’ll be amazed ♪

♪ It'’s Blaze ♪

♪ And the Monster Machines

♪ It'’s time ♪

♪ For adventure extreme

♪ Gonna kick it in gear

♪ We'’ll be catching some air with Blaze ♪

♪ And the Monster Machines

♪ It'’s Blaze ♪

♪ And the Monster Machines
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