03x02 - The Hundred Mile Race

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[THEME SONG]

THEME SONG: On your mark, get ready to race.

One, two, three, let's Blaze.

So buckle your seatbelt. We're scream and yell.

When Blaze goes saving the day. Blaze!

Blaze! Blaze!

Gimme, gimme, gimme some speed.

Blaze and the Monster Machines.

Blaze and the Monster Machines.

Blaze and the Monster Machines.

Let's Blaze.

The Hundred Mile Race.

Hello, race cars.

I'm Becky Checker Flag welcoming you to the big race.

[CROWD ROARS]

How big is it, you ask?

Well, it's not miles.

It's not miles.

It's not miles.

It's miles.

That's right.

This is The Hundred Mile Race!

And here come the racers now.

Of course, only the world's fastest race cars will

take on a challenge like this.

But hang on.

It looks like there's one more racer

heading to the starting line. - Yahoo!

It's Blaze!

Woohoo!

And he's turned into a race car!

Hey, I hope you're ready.

Because we're about to be in mile race.

Blaze, look.

Our friends from Velocityville are racing too.

Blaze!

Hey, hey, buddy!

Fender, Dash, Rally.

Glad you made it.

We wouldn't miss this race for the world.

Race cars!

To the starting line!

Come on everyone.

It sounds like the race is about to start.

Wow, what a day to be a race car, huh, Crusher?

You said it, Pickle.

Today's The Hundred Mile Race and this race car

is here to win.

miles.

Geez.

Well, for a race that big, you're going to need a snack.

A snack? Wo!

Gimme, gimme. - Now, let's see.

How would you like to eat this?

A birdhouse?

Pickle, that's not a snack.

OK, fair point.

But I bet you're going to want to eat this.

A shovel?

That's not a snack either.

Oh, well maybe you'd like this!

A hot dog.

Now, that' is a snack I could eat.

Huh?

It's a shoe hot dog.

[LAUGHING] - Yummy.

Good luck out there, guys.

Thanks, Blaze.

You too.

Right back at you. [HONKS]

Excuse me.

Future winner coming through.

Race car Blaze?

You're here?

Hey, Crusher.

See you at the finish line.

When I say go, the race begins.

First one to miles wins.

On your marks, get set, go!

[MUSIC PLAYING] Going to go the distance.

Gonna win the prize.

But we got a long, long way to go.

So for the beginning let's keep the wheels spinning.

The Hundred Mile Race, sh**ting down that Old Mill

Road in the Hundred Mile Race.

Hear that instant roar.

Every car is shifting gears, cruising the straightaway.

The Hundred Mile Race.

The Hundred Mile Race.

The Hundred Mile Race.

The Hundred Mile Race.

Blaze, check it out.

That sign tells us how far we've gone in the race.

What number is that?

.

Yeah.

That means that we've raced miles so far.

Woo, hoo!

Here we go!

[PANTING]

This race is so long.

[HORN]

Oh, I'll never get to miles before Blaze

and those other race cars.

Unless I cheat!

I'll stop them with a giant coconut blaster.

This blaster's going to drive Blaze coconuts.

[LAUGHING] - Whoa!

Look out!

- Whoa! - Hey!

These coconuts are huge.

And they're blocking the whole track.

They won't budge.

To bust through these giant coconuts,

we're going to need a machine that's super strong.

A machine that uses hydraulics.

Yeah.

Hydraulics make machines really strong.

They move fluids from one place to another

and that gives machines a lot of power.

And you know what would be the perfect hydraulic machine?

A cutter.

A cutter can slice right through those giant coconuts.

Come on.

Let's turn me into a hydraulic cutter.

First, we need the hydraulics.

They give the cutter the power to cut through things.

To make the hydraulics, say, hydraulics.

Hydraulics.

Now we just need the cutter blades.

They're the really sharp parts that cut through things.

To make the cutter blades, say, cutter blades.

Cutter blades!

All right!

I'm a hydraulic cutting monster machine.

- Wow! - Check you out.

Go on, Blaze.

Chop those coconuts.

- Yippee! - Yahoo!

Come on, everybody, this way.

[THUNK, THUNK]

Look out, Blaze.

[THUNK, THUNK]

Look out, Blaze.

That blaster just launched two coconuts and one more.

How many coconuts are there all together?

Three. Right.

One, two, three. Yeah.

All right. Get ready.

The coconut launcher is about to launch again.

[THUNKS]

It just blasted two coconuts.

[THUNKS]

And three more.

How many are there all together?

Five. Yeah.

One, two, three, four, five.

Yahoo!

We got it!

[THUNKS] - Whoa.

It just launched four coconuts. [THUNKS]

And here come two more.

How many coconuts are there all together?

Six.

One, two, three, four, five, six.

- Yahoo! - Yeah!

Woo!

All right.

That was awesome.

Look, everybody.

That sign says we've gone miles.

Whoa.

That's far.

We're halfway to .

And we're not going to stop until we get there.

Right, guys?

Yeah.

- You know it. - Woo, hoo.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Fluids move through pipes and pumps, to power

the lift on a garbage truck.

Oil, water can move machines.

Fluid power.

It gives them strength.

Whoa, hydraulic.

Fluids move and power things.

Whoa, hydraulics.

It gives machines incredible strength.

Fluids, fluids, keep hydraulics going.

Hydraulics.

(SINGING) I'm gonna win the race.

I'm gonna win the race.

I'm gonna win the race.

I'm gonna wi--

I want to take a break.

Hey, Crusher!

Pickle?

I saw that you were getting tired.

So I thought I'd bring you a snack.

Here you go.

A toothbrush?

Pickle, I can't eat a toothbrush.

Oh, right, right. OK.

Well, then maybe you want this.

A rubber ducky?

I can't eat that either.

Well then why don't you have this?

Ooh, a sandwich.

I can definitely eat that.

Ah!

It's an underpants sandwich.

[HONKS]

Oh, no.

It's Blaze and the other racers.

I've got to do something or they're going to catch up.

Well, whatever you do, don't press this red button.

It makes the track fall apart and break.

Fall apart and break?

That's perfect.

Whoa! Look out!

- Whoa! - Oh, no!

The track is broken.

Looks like I really went for broke this time.

[LAUGHING]

We've got to find a way across OR

we'll never get to miles.

Hey, look down there.

Pieces of the track are floating in that swamp.

I bet if we find the right ones,

we can use them to fix the track.

To fix this first part, we need a piece

that has a pointy shape on one side

and a round shape on the other side.

Which piece has a pointy shape on one side

and a round shape on the other side?

That piece, yeah.

But how are we going to get it out of the swamp?

- We can help. - Yahoo!

It's Swoops.

And Gabby.

Woo, hoo!

All right.

We thought you guys might need a hand.

One track piece coming up.

Swoops up.

Come on, everybody.

Now let's fix the next part of the track.

It looks like we need a piece that

has round shape on one side and two points on the other side.

Which piece has a round shape on one side

and two points on the other side?

That one, right.

Got it.

Yeah!

Now to fix this last part, we need a piece

that has two points on one side and one

point on the other side.

Which piece has two points on one side

and one point on the other side?

That one.

- Bring it up, Swoops. - Woo, hoo!

The track is fixed.

And look!

That sign says you've made it miles.

Wow!

Only miles to go.

Thanks, Gabby.

Thanks, Swoops.

You guys were a huge help.

Nah, don't mention it, Blaze.

Good luck getting to miles.

I'm winning.

I'm gonna b*at Blaze.

I'm tired.

When am I gonna finish?

Help is on the way.

Pickle?

You look like the race that could use a snack.

So I brought you this.

A mop?

I can't eat this.

Oh, yeah.

OK, well, what about this?

That's a book, not a snack.

True.

Well, here's something you're definitely going to want.

A hamburger.

Now, that I can eat.

Mmm.

Huh?

- It's yummy pants hamburger. - Yuck.

[HORN]

Oh, look, Crusher.

It's Blaze and the other race cars.

I know.

I hope I have enough snacks for everyone.

I've got to think of a really big cheat,

something that will stop those racers

from getting to the finish.

Ooh, I've got it.

I'll make a traffic spider.

Oh, what a cute little spider.

My trapping spider trapped a shovel?

A wheel barrow?

And an old shoe!

He's going to trap those race cars in web so strong,

there's no way they'll be able to get out.

[LAUGHING] - Yeah!

All right!

[SPIDER CHIRPING]

Blaze, watch out!

[SPIDER CHIRPING]

Gaskets.

That trapping spider just caught us in his web.

Whoa. I'm trapped.

Hey. Where did this web come from?

Oh, no.

Blaze, help! - Hubcaps!

Oh, no.

Blaze, help!

Hubcaps!

I've got to bust out of the trapping spider's web

and help our friends.

But the web won't break.

It's too strong.

Then we're going to need something even stronger.

We need hydraulics.

Let's make a hydraulic spreader.

It's super strong. - Come on.

Let's build one.

First, let's make the spreader arms.

They push things open and break them apart.

To make the spreader arms, say, spreader arms.

Spreader arms!

Now we just need the hydraulics to give the spreader its power.

To make the hydraulics, say, hydraulics.

Hydraulics!

Oh, yeah.

I'm a hydraulic spreader monster machine.

Go for it, Blaze.

See if you could break that spider web now.

It's working.

[SNAP] - Yeah!

We did it!

Come on.

Let's go help the other race cars.

[SNAP]

Nice going, Blaze.

[SNAP] - Woo!

I am free!

[SNAP]

- You saved us. - Yeah!

- Woo, hoo! - All right!

[SPIDER CHORTLING]

Um, what was that?

Uh, oh, the trapping spider is making one last trap.

And it's his biggest, strongest web yet.

He's trying to block the exit.

And trap us all inside the cave.

What do we do?

That spider may be strong, but it's not

stronger than my hydraulics.

[GROANING]

Go for it, Blaze.

You can do it.

Let's help Blaze use hydraulics

to bust apart that giant web.

Shout hydraulics.

Hydraulics!

[GROANING, STRAINING]

[SNAP]

Oh, yeah!

All right!

Yeah, Blaze!

Hey, racers, check it out.

That sign says we've gone miles.

Yeah!

That means we're only one mile from the finish line.

Oh, no.

But Crusher is way ahead.

[LAUGHING]

I'm going to win The Hundred Mile Race.

Oh, man.

I don't think anyone is b*ating him now.

What a drag.

Wait a second, guys.

Maybe there's still a way we can all catch up with Crusher.

What if we use blazing speed?

Wow!

To give us blazing speed, say, let's blaze.

Let's blaze.

Woo, hoo!

Yeah! [MUSIC PLAYING]

The Hundred Mile Race, The Hundred Mile Race.

The Hundred Mile Race.

The Hundred Mile Race.

[CROWD ROARS]

I'm Becky Checker Flag, reporting live

from The Hundred Mile Race.

The big question here on everyone's mind

is, who is going to cross the finish line first?

Ooh, look!

Here comes race car Crusher.

[PANTING]

I'm gonna make it.

I'm gonna win.

[HORNS]

But wait.

It sounds like more racers are coming up from behind.

And they're coming up fast.

Hurry everyone.

There's the finish line.

I'm almost there.

I'm almost there.

Woo, hoo!

Let's hear it for the champions

of The Hundred Mile Race!

Fender, Dash, Raleigh, and in first place, Blaze!

We did it, you guys.

We raced miles.

Well, we couldn't have done without you, Blaze.

That's for sure.

You are one amazing race car.

Yeah!

Blaze, Blaze, Blaze, Blaze.

Blaze?

Blaze?

Blaze?

[CRYING]

Crusher.

You must be really hungry after such a long race.

Good thing I brought you a snack.

How's you like to eat this?

Pickle, that's a hat.

All righty.

Well then maybe you'd like to eat this.

That's an umbrella.

Silly me.

You can't eat an umbrella.

So what about this?

Ooh, a delicious taco.

It's a tasty sock taco.

Yuck.

It goes great with the shoe hot dog.

Yummy.

[THEME SONG]

THEME SONG: It's Blaze and the Monster Machines.

It's Blaze and the Monster Machines.

Buckle up, going to roll you.

Many go with Blaze.

You'll be amazed.

It's Blaze and the Monster Machines.

It's time for adventure extreme.

Going to keep getting here.

With a catch of some air with Blaze and the Monster Machines.

It's Blaze and the Monster Machines.