03x22 - Defeat the Cheat

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♪ Get ready to race

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♪ So buckle your seat belt, we're gonna scream and yell ♪

♪ When Blaze goes saving the day ♪

♪ Blaze, Blaze, Blaze

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♪ Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Go, go

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♪ Yeah

♪ Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Yeah, let's blaze ♪

[rousing music]

- [singing gibberish]

Yeah! Hello, everybody!

And welcome to Pickle TV!

I'm your host, Pickle!

Coming to you live from the second-ever

Team Truck Challenge!

[fireworks popping]

- Yes! - All right!

- Yay! - This is awesome!

- It's the team race where every truck has a partner.

And to find your teammate, just look for someone

with flags that match yours.

- Hey, you've got blue flags.

- Oh! And you've got blue flags.

- That means we're... [together] Teammates!

[laughing]

- Yellow flags? Just like mine.

- Good to meet you, partner. [laughing]

- Well, I guess everyone's found their teammate.

[musical car horn honking] Wait a second.

That sounds like... Blaze!

- Whoo!

- Blaze, A.J., are you both excited

for the big team race?

- You bet we are.

- We just need to figure out who our teammate is.

- Hmm, let's see. We've got red flags.

So let's look for someone with red flags just like ours.

Where do you see red flags?

Over there! Yeah!

- And they belong to...

[together] Crusher? - Huh?

- Ah! It's like a dream come true.

Instead of racing against each other,

Blaze and Crusher are going to race

with each other

on the same team!

- Glad to have you as a teammate, Crusher.

- [chomps] Yeah.

No one knows more about winning races than me.

I mean, just look at all these dirty tricks I've got.

Slippery oil to make the other racers fall.

Ooh, and sticky glue to make them stick to the track.

And this thing to--

okay, I don't actually remember what this thing does,

but I bet it's really bad.[laughs]

- Wait, Crusher, we can't use any of that stuff.

- Why not?

- Because that would be cheating.

- Well, yeah, I'm Crusher. Cheating's what I do.

- But, Crusher, we can't cheat to win the race.

We've got to try and win fair and square.

[horns play]

- All right, the race is gonna start!

[cheering]

- Now, come on, teammate.

Let's get to the starting line.

- Race without cheating?

Nah, that will never work. ["Pop Goes the Weasel" plays]

Ah! Ah--gah--oh!

[groans]

[fanfare]

- Racers, on your marks.

[engines revving]

Get set.

[engines roaring]

Go!

[tires screech]

[engines revving]

[upbeat rock music]

♪

- ♪ Burn rubber burn, burn rubber ♪

♪ Let's go let's go, let's go ♪

♪ Burn rubber burn, burn rubber ♪

♪ Let's go let's go, let's go ♪

♪ We're on our way accelerate ♪

♪ We're gaining speed

♪ Burn rubber burn, burn rubber ♪

♪ Let's go let's go, let's go ♪

♪ Burn rubber

♪ Let's go

- [laughs] - Yeah!

♪

- [gasps] - Whoa!

Check it out, the next part of the race

goes up that big cliff.

- Come on, Crusher, this way!

[tires screech]

- [scoffs] Yeah, right.

Why would I drive to the top

when I can cheat to the top? [laughs]

[electrical warbling]

I'm gonna blast myself up that cliff with this,

my Cheating Cheat-apult.

Top of the cliff, here I come!

[babbles] Am I there?

- You all right, Crusher?

- Oh, my cheating didn't work. [sobs]

- Hey, don't worry.

We don't need to cheat to get up that cliff.

- Yeah, we just need an incline!

- Incline? What's an incline?

- An incline is a surface that goes from some place low

to some place high.

- Short inclines are pretty steep,

and it can take a lot of power to go up them.

But if you go up a longer incline,

it's not as steep,

and it's easier to get up to the top.

- Look, two inclines, over there.

- But which incline should we take?

- Let's figure it out. Switching to Visor-View.

Remember, the longer the incline,

the easier the climb.

This incline measures . And this incline measures .

Which number is bigger, or ?

, yeah!

That means this incline is easier to drive up.

- Come on, Crusher.

[engines revving]

- It's working. [laughs]

We're gonna make it. - [grunts]

- And, look, the blue team took the shorter incline.

Now they're having trouble getting to the top.

- Too... steep.

Whoa! - Whoa!

♪

- All right! - We made it!

- [groans]

Now there's an even bigger cliff up ahead.

- But I see how we can get to the top.

Look, more inclines!

- Come on, let's measure to see which one is longer.

- This incline measures . And this incline measures .

Which number is bigger, or ?

, right!

That means this incline is longer and easier to drive up.

♪

- [laughs] We're doing it!

- [grunts] - And look!

There's the yellow team.

- [grunting] Should have taken longer incline.

[both wail]

♪

- Yeah! - We did it!

- And best of all, there's only one more cliff to go.

The biggest, tallest cliff yet.

- Ooh, but look over there.

Three more inclines.

- Quick, help us pick the longest one.

- This incline measures .

This incline measures .

And this last incline measures .

Which number is the biggest?

, yes!

- Come on, Crusher, let's do this.

Whoo-hoo!

♪

- I'm gonna make it. I'm really gonna make it.

- Whoo-hoo! - Yay!

- Nice work, partner. - Oh, yeah.

- Now, come on, if we want to win this race,

we'd better keep moving.

- Finish line, here I come!

- ♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪

♪ When you're heading up a hill ♪

♪ That's an incline

♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪

♪ Going up a ramp, getting higher still ♪

♪ That's an incline

♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪

♪ Steep slopes take more power to climb ♪

♪ Gradual ones are an easier time ♪

♪ Inclines

♪ Helping you go from low to high ♪

♪ Inclines

♪ Helping you go from low to high ♪

♪ Inclines

♪ Inclines oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪

- Oh, wow! What a race!

Before we get back to the action,

a quick commercial from... Pickle Toothpaste.

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[quirky music]

Mmm! It's pickle-y fresh.

- Whoo-hoo! - Ha-ha!

- Nice racing, Crusher.

- Hey, look. More teams straight ahead.

- Come on. Let's hurry and catch up.

[upbeat rock music]

♪

- Ooh, a shortcut.

This'll totally get me ahead of the other racers.

[giggles]

Oh, wait,

but taking a shortcut is cheating.

And Blaze said we shouldn't cheat.

Ah, what does he know?

It's just one little cheat.

♪ Shortcut, shortcut shortcut ♪

♪ Shortcut, shortcut, short--

Ugh. Uh-oh.

I can't move. [grunts]

I'm stuck. [wails]

[distant wailing]

- Hey, that sounds like Crusher.

- [grunts] Blaze!

[grunts] - Oh, no.

Crusher tried to cheat, and now he's stuck.

[engine revving]

- Get me out of here!

- Don't worry, Crusher. We'll pull you out.

[both straining]

- Oh, it's no use.

I'm gonna be stuck in here forever.

[bawling]

- Man, Crusher is really stuck.

To get him out,

we need a machine with super pulling power.

- Looks like we need to become a tow truck!

To build a tow truck, first we need the hook and cable.

To make the hook and cable, say "hook and cable."

Hook and cable!

Next, we need the telescoping boom.

It moves the hook and cable up and down.

To make the telescoping boom, say "telescoping boom."

Telescoping boom!

Now we just need the winch.

It winds up the cable, so our tow truck can pull.

To make the winch, say "winch."

Winch!

Oh, yeah!

I'm a Tow Truck... Monster Machine!

[engine revving]

- All right!

Let's get pulling.

[whirring]

- [straining]

- [laughs] It's working.

[low chittering]

Huh, I wonder what that noise was.

[chittering]

Oh, it's just a bunch of grizzly bears.

A bunch of grizzly bears?

[chittering, snarling]

[wails] Blaze, hurry!

- Tow...truck...power!

[whirring]

[pop]

Whoo-hoo!

- [laughs] Sorry, bears!

Looks like you can't get me now.

- [laughs]

- [laughs]

- I was wrong.

Let's get out of here!

[both wail]

[chittering]

[exciting music]

♪

[wailing]

♪

- Crusher, look.

You made those bananas fall,

and now, some of the bears are sliding off the track.

- Huh, good job by me.

- Check it out.

There were six bears chasing us.

But two of them slipped on the bananas.

How many bears are still chasing us?

Four, yeah!

♪

- Nice, bears. Nice, bears!

- Look, a coconut tree.

- Those coconuts could make the track slippery.

- I'll handle this.

[tires whirring]

- Yeah!

- Three more bears slipped on the coconuts.

- Check it out, there were four bears

chasing us, and three slipped.

How many bears are left?

One, right!

There's just one last bear.

- Yoo-hoo!

- Oh, no. It can't be.

That sounds like...

- [kissing]

- The Kissing Bear!

- [kissing]

- Eww.Yuck.

Ah! Blaze, do something!

- Look, a mango tree.

- Whoa-oh!

[tires whipping]

- [wails]

[pleased gibberish]

[kisses]

- We did it!

- Whoo-hoo!

- Now there are no more bears.

- Phew. That's a relief.

Well, let's get back to the race.

- Hang on, Crusher.

Remember, if we want to win,

we can't do any more cheating.

- No more cheating?

But--but-- [groans]

Okay, fine.

- Come on, team.

Let's hurry so we can catch up

with the other racers.

♪

[cheers and applause]

- Incredible!

Team Blaze and Crusher are back on track.

And now, a quick commercial from

Pickle Sunglasses.

[quirky music]

Is the sun too hot and shiny?

Well then, get the glasses that are green and briny.

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Huh, heh, it's a little hard to see with these things.

Oh! Excuse me, sir.

[soft chuckle]

Madam.

Whoa!

[laughs]

- Whoo-hoo! - Whee!

- Great racing, team.

Come on, Crusher.

Just a little faster

and we'll be in first place.

Whoo-hoo!

- Well, sure, I could drive faster,

but it would be a lot easier to fly faster

with this!

[electrical warbling]

A Super Cheat-y Rocket Pack!

[powering up]

Oh, wait, I can't use this.

I told Blaze I wasn't gonna cheat anymore.

Oh, but I have to use it.

It's a Super Cheat-y Rocket Pack.

Okay, Rocket Pack, fly me that way.

[wails]

[wailing]

Blaze!

- Crusher?

- Help!

- Uh-oh. He's going the wrong way.

And he's going fast.

- We've gotta catch up with that Rocket Pack

and save Crusher.

Time for some blazing speed.

[powering up]

To give me blazing speed,

say, "Let's blaze!"

[together] Let's blaze!

- [wailing]

[upbeat rock music]

♪

[wails]

- There he is!

- [wailing]

Blaze!

- Don't worry, Crusher. We're gonna save you.

- [wailing] - Look.

Crusher's Rocket Pack has three "off" buttons.

If we can press those buttons, it'll stop flying.

- And there's only one thing that can get us high enough

to push those buttons: an incline!

- Remember, inclines make it easier

to go up someplace high.

And if we drive up an incline really fast,

it'll send us high into the air.

- Hey, look, those rocks have inclines.

If we drive off the purple rock,

we'll go this high.

And if we drive off the brown rock,

we'll go this high.

Which rock will make us go higher?

The brown rock, yeah!

[engine revs]

- [wailing]

♪

- Whee! - Whoo-hoo!

[click]

- Hey, what do you know?

They pressed one of the "off" buttons.

But there are still two more!

- Quick, we need to find another incline.

- Look, those sand piles have inclines.

- If we drive off the yellow pile, we'll go this high.

And if we drive off the red pile, we'll go this high.

Which pile will make us go higher?

The red pile, right.

- Whoo! - Yeah!

[click]

[sputtering]

- Look at that, only one more button to press.

And they better press it fast

before I crash into that water tower!

- Quick, we need to find one more incline.

- Check it out, those old railroad tracks make inclines.

- If we drive up the blue tracks, we'll go this high.

If we drive up the green tracks, we'll go this high.

And if we drive up the purple tracks, we'll go this high.

Which tracks will make us go the highest?

The green tracks!

[engine revs]

- [wailing]

[click]

[wailing]

[rockets puttering]

[laughs] I didn't crash.

[wails]

[moaning]

- Glad you're okay, Crusher.

- Hey, look over there!

- [gasps] It's the finish line.

Oh, no.

All the other teams are almost there.

We'll never win now. [bawling]

- Come on, don't give up, Crusher.

- We're a team, and we can still win this race,

so long as we do it without cheating.

- [sniffs] Without cheating?

But I don't know if I can.

- You can do it, Crusher. I know you can.

- Oh, maybe you're right.

Maybe just this once I could try not cheating!

- Yeah! - That's the spirit!

- All right, here I go.

Yeah! - Go Crusher!

♪

- Wowee! This is it, folks.

It's time to find out

which team is gonna win this race.

Huh, but the red team is nowhere to be seen.

I guess they just-- [musical car horn honking]

Wait, here they come!

[gasps] But they're in last place.

Can they make it to the finish before the other teams?

- I'm not gonna cheat. I'm not gonna cheat.

- Yeah! - They passed the yellow team!

- I'm not gonna cheat. I'm not gonna cheat.

- And the blue team!

- I'm not gonna cheat. I'm not gonna cheat.

- And the green team!

There's just one team left to pass,

but they're almost at the finish line.

- Come on, Crusher. You can do it.

- I'm not gonna cheat. I'm not gonna cheat.

- Whoo-hoo! - Yeah!

[fireworks popping]

- They've done it!

Blaze and Crusher have won

the Team Truck Challenge!

[cheers and applause]

- I'm not gonna cheat. I'm not gonna cheat.

- The race is over, Crusher. - I'm not gonna cheat.

- We won. - I'm not gonna--

wait, we won?

[soft chuckle] We won!

[laughs] Whoo-hoo!

- Congratulations, teammate.

- We knew you could do it, Crusher.

- And best of all, you did it without cheating.

- Yay for me! [laughs]

♪ I didn't cheat I didn't cheat ♪

♪ I didn't cheat--

[slurps] Mmm.

Tastes like winning.

- And there you have it, folks.

But before we say good-bye,

how about one last commercial from our sponsor,

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- [indistinct] - Oh, hi.

- [indistinct] - [chomps]

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[chomps] Mmm-mmm-mmm.

[ringing] [laughs]

- ♪ It's Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ It's Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Buckle up, gonna roll

♪ Yeah, we're ready to go with Blaze ♪

♪ You'll be amazed

♪ It's Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ It's time for adventure extreme ♪

♪ Gonna kick it in gear

♪ We'll be catching some air with Blaze ♪

♪ And the Monster Machines

♪ It's Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪