02x08 - Blues Brothers

[bunniefuu]

When i was a little kid my
mom told me i have a lucky star.

I sweat when i sleep.

In fourth grade i
won class president.

Fourth grade.

Not a good year for the joshy.

Then i want some
music competition a

hundred yard dash best hair.

I used to get really
nervous in school.

I won a rabbit at the fair.

Not sure how.

Nice bunny

i named him george.

Once i was supposed
to take a spelling test

so i actually hid under my bed.

I got stuck.

I entered george
into a rabbit contest.

He won

they had these power tools to
get me out from under the bed.

And lotion.

Guess sometimes things just don't
always go the way you want them to.

Things just work out
the way you want them to.

Good morning san diego!

Today's forecast.

Partly orange juice.

Or the thirty

percent chance of pancakes.

Look out

its gonna be

raining syrup.

Say, josh.

Is there a reason you're acting

extra weird today?

You're not going to be called
me extra weird when

everyone sees me on the
six o'clock news tonight.

Why are you going
to be on the news

did you get yourself locked in
the monkey cage at the zoo again?

Hey those chimps tricked me.

Big ones stole my corn dog

i mean

i had to go in there
and get it back

and i

do it again.

Anyway.

It's junior anchor day
at dad's tv station

and he picked me
to be the weather boy

to his weather man.

You're getting on

TV with dad?

That's right.

I can't believe he
picked you instead of me.

I wonder if there is a way to
merge the waffle with the pancake.

i'm gonna talk to
dad about this.

You can call it a

panfle.

The wafflecake.

come on don't be jealous megan

your time will come.

And so will yours josh.

So

will yours.

What did she mean by that?

I dunno

but if i were you

i'd sleep with a helmet on.

Hey. If you're signing up for the
physics club,

you're too late.

all the cool spots are taken.

Okay first of all

there aren't any cool
spots in the physics club.

Besides i'm signing
up for the talent show.

Hey uh

Didn't you Win last year?

Actually

He won last year

and the year before

thats years in a row
and if he wins this year

that'll be a threepeat.

Do i know you?

No?

I love you. Bye!

It's gotta be

fun being you.

Yeah.

Wouldn't count on one of the talent
contests this year if i were you drake.

Oh yeah?

Who's going to b*at me?

Hewitt?

We are.

Hey

Aren't you guys in the chorus?

(unintelligible)

It'll be rock

the yeah you guys
really rocked our front

porch with those
christmas carols last year.

Oh yeah

hey didn't you guys do an
acapella version of silent night?

You mean like this?

Silent Night

Holy Night.

all is gone, all is bright

round your virgin mother and child.

Holy infant so tender and mild

Sleep in.

Heavenly pee.

Sleep in heavenly peace. Amen.

okay

that's the last time
i'm pulling you back in.

Sorry,

I was checking this guide
for signs of precipitation.

I'm going to be on TV in two hours i
want my forecast to be up to the minute.

You know

weather it's very complex science

see before there was radar,

This man uses
the sky to forecast.

Okay i'll

tell you later.

Today's forecast.

Today's forecast.

Today's forecast.

Boo.

Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!

What

you want me to have a stroke?

Sure. Go ahead.

Look meg,

I know why you're upset.

Do ya?

yeah.

Cause dad didn't
pick you to be on TV.

I don't care.

You don't?

No.

I don't want to be on TV.

Why not?

I'd be way

too scared.

Really?

I'm not scared at all.

Wow.

Ashley would be

if i knew millions of people

would be watching me.

On live TV.

That's pressure.

The pressure?

Serious.

Pressure.

I mean

think about it.

You make one mistake

and millions of people see it.

That's almost like making
millions of mistakes.

In front.

Of the whole world.

I never thought about that.

Yeah i'm sure it'll be fine.

In last year

twitch comes back.

What twitch?

Remember the fourth grade josh?

the twitch?

Whenever you got nervous
wait who told you i twitched?

Dad.

Yeah well, Have fun on TV.

Such.

Big evil in such a little

girl.

Thanks stewart. It's another sunny
day here in san diego.

Hey son, You're blocking downtown.

Sorry.

So Josh, What's the
weekend looking like?

well you might want to
take those swim trunks out

cause it looks like the
sunshine is here to stay.

Good news son.

Hey

Joshy's doing really well

He almost makes
the weather interesting.

Yeah.

This should be interesting.

Got a warm front coming
in from the coast it's going to

merge with this rich of high pressure which

serious pressure.

uhh

High.

High pressure.

You make one mistake

and millions,

of people see it.

um uh um

the uh

the uh

The pressure system.

Remember the fourth grade josh?

The twitch.

How great is this?

Josh uhh Why don't you let me explain to

the folks exactly

why did you have to tell

her about the twitch?

High

pressured.

It's a little warm in here.

Josh!

It seems my.

[unintelligible]

Has failed.

Aw jeez

Hello! We know it's going to be sunny.

so lets

never speak of this again.

Back to you stewart.

Stewart! Back to you!

Alright so when i get to this part.

sing the backgrounds
on mine okay?

Drake Parker!

So good to see you!

looking good helen.

i know.

So

what do you boys up to?

uhh Just getting ready
for the talent show.

Oohh you know you gonna win Drake.

you won last year too right.

He won last year

and the year before

that's two years in a row.

That'll be

a threepeat.

I love you drake!

What was that?

I

don't know.

Anyway Have you seen your brother?

he's ten minutes late for work and
he knows how i feel about the tardy.

Yeah you should be
here by now i dunno what

oh.

Sorry hang on a sec.

Oh that's okay you go right
ahead you look so cute when

you talk on your cell phone
like a little businessman.

Hello?

Drake, Come here!

dude you're late for work.

Where are you?

Here

behind the trashcan.

Why are you hiding back ere?

i'm afraid.

Afraid of what?

People

what if they saw me on TV?

Dude no one watches the weather i
guarantee you no one here saw.

You think?

totally don't
worry about come on.

It's Him! it's kid from
the weather who couldn't

stop twitching

yeah i love that guy.

Hey Twitchy!

Guess people do
watch the weather

who knew?

Excuse me excuse

exuse you.

Make a pain.

You leave this boy alone
isn't it bad enough that he

humiliated and degraded
himself on the television.

Thank you helen.

yo welcome twitchy

Hey.

(unintelligible)

Better get back to work!

(unintelligible)

Disverse!

Move it, Move it, Move it!

Nice song drake.

Thanks.

Hewitt.

Is that what you're gonna sing
at the talent show?

maybe.

Doesn't matter because
we're going to sing all over you.

You know

you've got a lot of confidence
for a guy in a sweater vest.

Wonder why i got confidence

check it check what.

I was about to snap.

See you at the the talent show

drake.

There good.

Way good.

They can b*at us.

We got to rehearse now.

Hey.

You tell them i'm
doing the twitch right.

It's not how he did it
he did it like this.

It was more like

Oh it was like.

Overreacting

i am not.

That whether broadcast is going
to haunt me for the rest of my life.

Megan

get out of a room.

Hang on i just gotta
see this one more time.

It never gets old.

Ya see?

You're not going to get
old if you don't get out of here.

Fine.

Smells like boy in here anyway.

What this tape stays right here.

Whatever

already put it on the internet.

Ohh my life is over

i might as well drop out of
school and move to china.

They have the internet there too.

Thats it.

I am never going up
in front of people again.

I'm going to go live in a cave

just me

and trail mix.

Hey it's the blues brothers.

So?

So this will cheer you up
we love the blues brothers.

(unintelligible)

You said we were
going to make a call

i said i was going
to make a call.

Gotta be at least seven
dollars worth of change here.

You're not looking very cheery.

Here come on.

Let's do our blues brothers soulman routine.

That always pumps you up.

comin' to ya.

ima dust you o'

Good lovin'

Got a truckload.

Man you're really upset.

Yeah.

You know what i'm
gonna do freeman?

After this talent show i'm going
to help you get through this.

Okay.

But first time i need some
time alone to rehearse.

Sure.

Turn it off!

Megan come on! come on josh
let's get going the talent show

starts in fourty five minutes
what are you makin?

Trail mix.

For the cave i'm
going to live in.

Where no one can
see me twitch in the

darkness.

We understand why you're upset.

But you've got to come to the
talent show and support your brother.

He'd do it for you.

Okay.

But if i have to
go out in public

i'm doing it my way.

Thank you.

Cookie hancock with that

wonderful rendition
of the canadian

national anthem.

Make some noise
for our next act the uhhh

Bellevue choral society.

I never thought

it'd be so simple

but
I found a way, I found a way

If you open up your
mind (See what's inside)

It's gonna take
some time to realign

But if you look inside, I'm sure you'll find

No way

No way No

way no way dude they stole our song.

You think?

Those dorks stole Drake's song

Drake!

did you notice there song
sounds extremely similar to yours?

That is my song

they stole the song i wrote.
so what are you going to do?

We're going to have to
sing something else. what?

You're the twitching weather boy.

Knock it off

Hey listen.

My dad's over
there it's his birthday.

If bring him over
will you twitch for him?

Hey dad!

I know i should've stayed home

Josh. focus man.

What are we going to sing?

Alright

i know exactly what
we're going to play.

What

Something cool.

I need my mom

There you go, It's all there

OK thanks

Josh.

No i'm not going to
twitch for for your dad.

Hi

What's up

You are.

We

are doing the blues
brothers together. what?

You're going to
sing soulman with me.

What is this, twitchapalooza?

You know what happens to me
when i get up in front of people

yeah and it's going to keep happening
if you don't get over it now. drake i can't.

do you want me
to lose? no of course i don't want it

come on you're my brother
brothers help brothers.

I'm not going up there.

Fine.

But without you
i'm gonna lose.

And now our final act of
the evening it's a

boy very dear to my own heart

so give it up but.

Drake Parker and his band whose
names i do not know.

were gonna do a tribute to the blues brothers

one

two

three

four.

Comin' to ya
On a dusty road

Good lovin'
I've got a truck load

And when you get it
You got somethin'

So don't worry
'Cause I'm comin'
I'm a soul man

I'm a soul man

I'm a soul man

I'm a soul man

Got what I got
The hard way

And I'll make better

Each and every day

So honey

Now don't you fret

'Cause you ain't seen
Nothin' yet

I'm a soul man

I'm a soul man

I'm a soul man

I'm a soul man

Now grab the rope

And I'll pull you in

Give you hope

And be your only boyfriend

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

I'm a soul man

I'm a soul man

I'm a soul man

I'm a soul man

I'm a soul man

I'm a soul man

Thank you my brother Josh

Forget this, Lets go sing

some christmas carols. Well bro,

looks like your twitch
and dance are over.

ha ha looks like
you just won the talent

show for the
second year in a row

Actually its years, its a

threepeat just like i predicted

Who are you?

I love you! Bye!

It's gotta be fun being you

Yeah

But if you look inside

I'm sure you'll find

Over your shoulder you know that I told you

I'll always be picking you up when you're down

So just turn around...