02x47 - Grandma's Day Off

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mutt & Stuff". Aired: March 6, 2015 – November 1, 2017.*
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Series follows the duo and their day-to-day activities at Mutt & Stuff, a wacky and whimsical school just for dogs.
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02x47 - Grandma's Day Off

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[upbeat music]

[horn honks]

[dogs bark]

[horn honks]

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Hey, Calvin, what are we learning today? ♪

♪ Come, heel, sit, stay

♪ Our pet pal Stuff is set to help and to play ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let's go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let's go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

[barks]

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can't seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups

♪ Mutt & Stuff

[light music]



- Good morning, Pixie.

- [barks]

- And good morning to you, Grumbles.

- [barks]

- [chuckles] Let's get this day started!

[alarm blaring]

[exciting music]



[upbeat music]



Whoa!

Hey, Grumbles, check out Calvin!

[chuckles]

Ugh. Watching him spin is...

making me dizzy!

Ah!



- Hi! I'm Calvin!

As you can tell by Zippy's awesome painting,

today is Grandma Day!

- [barks]

- Oh, and there's our lovable Grandma now.

[light music]



Hey, Grandma.

For Grandma Day, you get the day off!

We're gonna give you a full day of relaxing fun.

- [barks]

- Hmm? - [barks]

- Oh, Grandma says she wants to show me something

in the Puppy Tunnel.



[lively, playful music]



Ah, I see.

If you take the day off, who will watch the puppies?

- [barks]

- Don't worry, Grandma.

I've got you covered. Come on, follow me.

Hey, Grandma,

in honor of your special day,

I invited the best dog-sitter in the world

to take care of the puppies.

Buddy Sitandshake.

- That's me!

Buddy Sitandshake.

- Hey, Buddy, come on in.

- Don't mind if I poodle-doodle-do.

Hello, Calvin.

And you must be Grandma.

Paw-chante.

Grandma, I'm gonna make sure you have the best Grandma Day ever.

So...

where are the dogs I'm gonna take care of?

- Oh, they're right in there.

- Well, let me say hello.

Time to shake some paws and tails.

[grunting]

I can't wait to meet you...

[tense music]

P-p-puppies!



[yelps]

Calvin!



Calvin,

I've dog-sat all kinds of dogs;

big dogs, small dogs,

dogs that swim, dogs that fly--

that was a weird dog--

but I've never dog-sat puppies before!

They're so little and fluffy and...

puppy-ish!

I don't know if I can do this.

- Oh, no. If you can't do it,

then who'll watch the puppies while Grandma takes the day off?

[Grandma whines]

- You know what?

I can do it.

I'm Buddy Sitandshake,

the best dog-sitter ever!

After all, how hard can it be to take care of puppies?

Grandma, fear not,

for I am going to take care of the puppies

while you have the best day ever.

- Buddy, are you sure?

It's a lot of work,

especially if you've never sat puppies before.

- I got it, Calvin,

especially if it means Grandma gets the day off.

- Well, if you need help, just let us know.

- Thanks, Calvin,

but no thanks.

Buddy Sitandshake works alone.

You give Grandma a great day off,

and I'll take care of the puppies.

- [barking]

- Oh, thanks, Zippy.

I almost forgot, I have to start the day!



Calling all dogs!

Get ready for a day full of Grandma greatness.



Are you guys ready for Grandma Day?

- [chuckling]

Uh, hello, Calvin.

I'm GrandStuff.

- Uh, Stuff? - Hmm.

- What's up with the new look?

- Oh, well, it's Grandma Day,

so I'm dressed like Grandma.

Here, I got you some slacks!

- [chuckles]

Stuff, Grandma Day's not about dressing like Grandma.

It's about celebrating her.

- Oh. - [chuckles]

- Oh, well, then I guess I got dressed up for nothin'.

[both chuckling]

Huh? Oh.

Uh, Zippy, Grandma Day is where we play with Grandma,

not dress like her. [chuckles]

Don't worry. I made the same mistake.

- My students are so silly.

Come on.

- [chuckles]

- Good morning, everyone!

Today is Grandma Day!

So let's give it up for our very own...

Grandma!

- Yahoo!

Grandma's awesome!

[dogs barking]

- While we have fun with Grandma,

I invited someone very special to doggy-sit the puppies!

So let's hear it for...

[upbeat music]

- Buddy Sitandshake!

[dogs barking]



Boom! Boom!

The best dog-sitter...

ever!

- [chuckles] He must be good.

He comes with his own confetti.

- Grandma, I want you to have the best Grandma Day ever,

so don't worry; your pups are in good hands--

my hands.

- Oh, and Buddy,

I know it's your first time taking care of puppies,

so if you have any questions, just ask.

- Once again, Calvarino,

thanks, but no thanks.

I'm actually ready to start puppy-sitting.

First, we'll go for a walk outside.

- Great. While Buddy takes the puppies

for a walk, we're gonna treat Grandma

to a relaxing paw spa. Come on, guys.

- Have fun! And don't worry about me.

I'm Buddy Sitandshake,

the best dog-sitter ever!

- I know taking care of the puppies all day

can be tiring, Grandma,

so that's why we're gonna help you relax.

Oh, Stuff, beauty mask, please.

- Ah, yes. Right away.

[chuckles]

That looks so relaxing!

- [chuckles]

Zippy, towels, please.



How do you feel now, Grandma?

[Grandma whines]

Aw, that's nice.

Now, this is what I call the lap dog of luxury.

- Oh. [chuckles]

- [groans]

Okay, pups, time for a walk.



Dog-sitting puppies isn't so hard.

This is actually gonna be pretty fun...

Once I figure out these leashes.

[sour note]

[jazzy music]

- Hey, Davenport.

Davenport! - Wha--what?

Oh, hey, Zoe.

- It's Grandma Day.

Let's get a gift for Grandma.

Oh, where should we shop?

- Hmm. At the...

Grandmall!

[horn plays note]

[laughter]

- Wha! Ah!

I'm okay. - Meow too.

[upbeat music]



- [sighs] Okeydoke.

We might have to cancel the walk.

No problem. Change of plans.

Let's go back inside, pup...pies.

Where'd you go?

[frantic music]

I found one of you.



Here we go.

Ah.

There you go.

Now let's go get the rest of your puppy buddies.

Hey! Where'd you go?



How did you do that?

You can do this, Buddy.

They're just puppies.



Double puppy trouble!



Done. Two pups in the wagon.

Howza-wowza!

Triple puppy trouble!



Okay.

Whoo.

Whoo! Maybe I'm not cut out

for puppy-sitting.

No, you can do this, Buddy.

Remember, you've got to watch these puppies

so Grandma can have an awesome day.

Right, puppies?

Wha--



Oh, boy, this is gonna be a long day.

[puppies whining]



- Hey, Sid. - Hmm?

- Did you hear that Buddy's watching all the puppies today?

- Oh, I sure did, Marty.

Oh, look, there's one now.

- Huh?

- I'm gonna name you Captain Wigglepants!

- Whoa. Captain Wigglepants? - Yeah.

- What kind of a dog name is Captain Wigglepants?

- What kind of a... tree name is Marty?

- Huh? Oh, good point.

- Yeah.

Aw, Captain Wigglepants,

I love you so much!

You cute, little puppy-wuppy

shmuppity, uppity boo.

[chuckles] - Oh, brother.

- Look at it.

Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.

- Hey, Grandma, since you're always busy

taking care of the puppies, I thought we'd have a tea party!

Hey, Stuff, it's tea time!

- Oh. Oh, yes.

Uh, hello, Grandma, milady.

Here's some fancy tea

for your very fancy-- wha!

Uh, Calvin,

is there supposed to be a puppy in Grandma's teacup?

- A puppy?

- Where'd that puppy go?

[gasps] I found you!

Uh, d-- yep.

I found the puppy because,

uh, we're playing Hide and Seek.

- Is everything okay, Buddy?

- Yeah, the puppies and I are having a blast.

Grandma, I've got everything under control.

- Uh, Buddy, there's a puppy in your shirt.

- Huh?

Wow! These, uh, puppies are really good at Hide and Seek.

- Buddy, are you sure everything's okay?

I know it can be a lot of work taking care of puppies.

- I'm A-okay, Calvin.

Grandma, just keep having an awesome Grandma Day.

Come on, pups!

Time for your snack.

- [chuckles]

- [grunts]

Okay, pups.

Time for a snack.

You can do this, Buddy.

You've fed all sorts of dogs before,

so puppies will be no problem.

Now, you guys stay here while I set up the bowls.

Then I'll fill 'em with yummy puppy food.

- [barks]

- [sighs] There's a bowl.

There's a bowl.

And here's a... puppy?

[chuckles] I know you're excited for a snack,

but I've got to get everything set up first.



Wha-- where did the puppies go?

Puppy-mergency!

Code... Cuteness!

How does Grandma do this?

Maybe I could ask her for some help.

No, Buddy.

You told Grandma you'd take care of the puppies

so she can have the day off.

[exhales]



Close enough.

Eat up, pups!



- I know you're always busy with the puppies, Grandma,

so today you can relax and watch your favorite show,

"General Paw-spital."

- [chuckles]

(announcer) As the world spins

and the dog barks,

another day goes by

at General Paw-spital.

- Ah, hello, Mr. Woof.

I am Dr. Doggy,

and I have some news for you.

It turns out that you

have a long lost twin!

[dramatic musical sting]

[more intense musical sting]

What do think about that?

- [barks]

- You knew you had a twin?

Alrighty, uh, never mind.

[clears throat]

(announcer) And that is how the dog bone crumbles

at General Paw-spital.



- Oh, wow, that doctor's a really good actor.

- I gotta find that puppy before Grandma sees.

[laughter]

- So what do you guys think of the show?

- Gotcha! - Oh!

Hey, look, it's Buddy,

and a puppy.

- Hey, Buddy. What's going on?

- Uh, hey, Calvin.

The puppies and I were just, uh,

playing a game of tag.

Yep. Tag. You're it.

That's why I'm here with the puppy

and not because it got away from me

and I can't find the rest of the puppies.

- Oh, well, that makes sense.

- [barks] - Oh.

Grandma wants to know how it's going with the puppies.

- It's going so great,

just like I told you guys it would.

And Grandma, I hope your day is going super--

puppies?

[frantic music]



Uh, I hope your day is going super puppies.

That means super great.

All the kids are saying it.

Okay.

Gotta go.

- Oh, see you later, Buddy.

Have a super puppies day! [chuckles]



- Where did those puppies go?

[groans]

Hey!

- Hi-ya!

- Ah!

Yowza! You're not a puppy.

- [laughs] Neither are you!

I'm Noodles. It's "mice" to meet ya.

- Hey, Noodles. I'm Buddy Sitandshake.

Put her there.

- [laughs]

- You haven't seen any puppies

run in there, have you?

- Puppies? In here?

Hmm.

Let me check.

- Thanks, Noodles.

[gasps] A puppy!

[sighs]

- Nope. No puppies in here.

- I just saw her.

She went back inside.

- What? Hmm.

This is a puppy pickle.

[chuckles] I'll check again.

- [gasps]

Come on.

There she goes!

- Nope. Still no puppies.

But next time you see her,

maybe you should use my leash so she doesn't get away.

- You are one smart mouse.

- [giggling]

[laughing]

- Smart and silly.

- [laughs] - I like you, Noodles.

- I like you too. Oh, look!

I think I just saw your puppy over there!

- Thanks, Noodles!

- Good luck!

[jazzy music]

- Hey, Davenport.

Davenport! - Wha-- [babbling gibberish]

Oh, hi, Zoe.

- Those puppies are a handful.

- Yeah, those puppies are a handful.

- Davenport, that's what I just said.

- I know.

I was just being a copycat.

[horn plays note]

[laughter]

- Wha! - Ow!

- I'm okay. - Meow too.

[lullaby music]

- Hey, Grandma,

after a full day of fun,

how about a relaxing nap? What do you think?

- [squealing] - Hmm?

Grandma, was that you?

- [squealing]

- Hey, Buddy.

Is everything okay?

I heard a cat meow. - Cat meow?

Nope. Uh, nothing but puppies in this place.

[cat meows] - Uh-oh. Gotta go.

- I'd better go check on Buddy

and make sure the puppies are okay.

[playful music]



[chuckles]

Hey, Buddy.

What's with all the kittens?

- Kittens? All I see here

are a bunch of puppies.

Yep. Cute, fluffy, little puppies.

- ♪ Kitty playtime



♪ Kitty playtime



♪ Kitty playtime



♪ Kitty playtime

- Puppies... that meow.

[dramatic music]

Okay, Calvin, I'm sorry,

but I lost the puppies.

They're running all over Mutt & Stuff.

- Well, now I understand.

- I should have asked for help,

but I didn't want to bother Grandma on her day off.

- That's okay, Buddy.

Well, let's return all these kittens and...

[chuckles] Go talk to Grandma.



Hey, Grandma.

Sorry to wake you, but

Buddy has something he wants to tell you.

- Grandma, I thought I could watch the puppies on my own,

but I was wrong.

I really need your help on your day off.

I'm sorry.

- [barks]

- Oh, Grandma said she would love

to help you, Buddy. - Really?

But it's your day off. - [barks]

- Grandma says there's nothing she loves more

than spending time with the puppies.

- So you'd still have a great Grandma Day?

- [barks]

- [laughs] That must mean "yes."

I love you too, Grandma.

But how are you gonna round up the puppies?

They're all over the place.

- Oh, wait till you see this, Buddy.

Go for it, Grandma. - [barks]

[exciting music]

[barks]



[barks]



[barks]



[barks]



[barks]



[barks]



[barks]



- Whoa.

That was incredible!

- No. that was just Grandma.

She's the best.

- Grandma, that was awesome.

You're a puppy pro.

I've learned so much from you.

Well, guess my work here is done.

- [barks]

- What'd she say, Calvin?

- Grandma wants to know if you'll stay here

and dance with us.

- I would love to!

See you on the dance floor, Grandma.

- What a great day!

Let's celebrate with a Grandma Day doggie dance party.

Come on, wag it like you mean it.

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Hey, Calvin, what are we learning today? ♪

♪ Come, heel, sit, stay

♪ Our pet pal Stuff is set to help and to play ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let's go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let's go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

[barks]

- ♪ M-M-M-M-Mutt & Stuff

- Today was Grandma Day at Mutt & Stuff.

You get the day off!

We're gonna give you a full day

of relaxing fun. - [barks]

- Buddy Sitandshake came to take care of the puppies

so Grandma could relax.

Buddy had never taken care of puppies before

and he didn't want to ask for help.

- I should've asked for help,

but I didn't want to bother Grandma on her day off.

- Then Buddy learned it's okay to ask

for help when you need it.

Oh, Grandma said she would love to help you, Buddy.

And Grandma showed us how amazing she is

by rounding up all the puppies.

Then we had a Grandma doggy dance party!

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let's go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let's go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

- ♪ M-M-M-M-Mutt & Stuff



- Thanks for joining us today!

I'll see you back at Mutt & Stuff.



[jazzy music]

- Hey Daven-- whoa.

Davenport! - [babbles gibberish]

Oh, hi, Zoe.

- Why are you dressed like that?

- Well, because it's Grandmeow Day.

[horn plays note]

[laughing]

Wha! - Whoa!

- See you next time. - Buh-bye.

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let's go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let's go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can't seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups

♪ Mutt & Stuff
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