02x49 - Doggy Dining Disaster!

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[engine starts]

[upbeat music]

[horn honks]

[dogs bark]

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- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Hey, Calvin, what are we learning today? ♪

♪ Come, heel, sit, stay

♪ Our pet pal Stuff is set to help and to play ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

[barks]

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can'’t seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups

♪ Mutt & Stuff

[bell ringing]

[upbeat music]

- Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!

That bell means it'’s time to eat.

[laughs]

[sighs] Chef Wolfgang Pup,

I can'’t wait to eat the food you'’ve cooked.

[playing classical music]

Ooh! Dinner music.

[sighs] Oh.

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Oh, that'’s nice.

Huh. Oh!

Wait, Chef Wolfgang Pup made food for Calvin too.

Hey, Zippy, stop fiddling around.

We gotta go tell Calvin.

[upbeat music]

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[dog barks]

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[dog barks]

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[dog barks]

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[dog barks]

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[alarm blaring]

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- [laughs]

Hi. I'’m Calvin.

Welcome to Mutt & Stuff.

My good friend Chef Wolfgang Pup is making food for us today,

so I brought water for everyone.

Here'’s some for you,

and you, and you.

And me.

Chef Pup, I can'’t wait to try your food.

He makes amazing food for dogs and people.

- Oh, Calvin. [sniffs]

This food smells so good!

Mmm.

Chef Pup'’s food is so perfect.

- Huh? - Oh, hey, we'’ve got mail.

Hey, mailbox. What do you have for us?

Mm? Oh. This is so cool.

- [laughing] Yeah. Ooh!

What you got there, Calvin?

- I don'’t know. Let'’s find out.

- Yeah.

[drum roll]

[gasps]

- It'’s a flyer that says

the famous restaurant critic Theodore Von Barkerman

is coming to town.

Oh, so cool! [laughs]

Um, uh, what'’s a famous restaurant critic?

- Oh. Well, it'’s a person who goes to restaurants

and decides if they'’re okay, good, or perfect.

- Oh.

- And if they'’re perfect,

Theodore Von Barkerman gives them

a big, blue ribbon just like this one.

- Wow. Oh, it'’s too bad

that Chef Pup doesn'’t have a restaurant,

'’cause his cooking is so amazing,

he'’d get a blue ribbon for sure.

[dog whines]

- Sorry you don'’t have a restaurant, Chef Pup.

Wait a minute. You don'’t have a restaurant now, but you will.

- He will? Where?

- Right here in Mutt & Stuff.

- Calvin, how are we gonna turn a dog school

into a perfect restaurant? We don'’t even have a kitchen.

- Well, it won'’t be easy,

but if we work together, we can do it.

- Chef Pup, we'’re gonna turn Mutt & Stuff

into a real restaurant,

and you'’re gonna win that blue ribbon.

[dog barks] - [laughs]

[upbeat music]

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Ha ha! [laughs]

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[dog barks]

- [chuckles] Okay, Pixie, what about there?

[dog barks] - Oh. No?

All right. How about, uh, here?

[dog barks]

Oh, well, that'’s not good at all.

Huh. Okay.

How about there?

[dog barks]

Ooh! Okay. Ha, ha! [dog barking]

- All right. Keep it coming.

Little bit more. There.

Perfect. [chuckles]

Ah!

[thud] I'’m okay.

- Oh, and we'’re done.

Mutt & Stuff is a real restaurant.

[chuckles]

both: Super paw!

- [chuckles] Well, we'’re almost done.

We still need a waiter.

- Uh...I know. Me.

I'’ll be the best waiter that ever was a waiter.

I'’ll make sure the table has napkins and plates

and all kinds of fancy things.

- That'’s a great idea,Stuff.

Well, you can be the waiter at our Mutt & Stuff restaurant.

- Whoo. [both chuckle]

- Hey, why don'’t we check in on the puppies?

I heard they'’re making a restaurant too.

[upbeat music]

kids: ♪ Puppy play time!

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kids: ♪ Puppy play time!

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kids: ♪ Puppy play time!

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kids: ♪ Puppy play time!

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kids: ♪ Puppy play time!

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- Let'’s see how the kitchen looks.

[regal music]

[gasps]

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Wow!

Chef Pup, this looks like the perfect place

to help you make some perfect food.

[dog barks]

Let'’s go see how Stuff'’s doing in the dining room.

- Ahh. Ha ha!

Wow. - Hmm. [sighs]

- Wow, Stuff, it looks great.

- [chuckles] Oh, no!

I don'’t want it to look great.

- You don'’t?

- No, I want it to look perfect!

- Stuff, it'’s perfect.

- Oh. [both chuckle]

- Now that our Mutt & Stuff restaurant is ready,

it'’s time to get some food to cook the meal.

[laughs] - Ooh.

- Zippy!

[rock music]

Hey, could you go to the grocery store

and get some food for Chef Pup?

[dog barks]

Here'’s the list. See you soon.

[upbeat music]

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- Don'’t see that every day.

That is cute. [laughs]

Hey. Hey, Sid.

- Huh? - Look, there'’s a dog

driving a car.

- Ooh! You know, if I had a car,

I'’d drive it on the "treeway."

[laughs] Get it?

It'’s like "freeway," but with trees.

Vroom, vroom! - Yeah. I get it.

- Come on, say it with me, Marty.

Vroom, vroom!

- Vroom, vroom.

- Huh? Nah, put your trunk into it.

Vroom, vroom!

- Oh, all right. Vroom, vroom! Vroom,

vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom. - [chuckles]

Uh, hey, where you going? - Vroom.

See ya later, Sid.

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[dog barking]

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[dog barks]

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- Oh. Zippy'’s back from the grocery store.

Thanks, buddy.

- Wow, look at all that food!

- Now the only thing left to do is start cooking.

[dog barks]

- And it has to be perfect

so Chef Pup wins the blue ribbon.

[dogs barking]

Yay! [dog barks]

[quirky music]

- Hey, Davenport. Davenport!

- [startled babbling]

Oh, hi, Zoe.

- Davenport, can you cook?

- Sure, I make a great dish of "bis-cats" and gravy.

[trombone slide]

[both laughing]

- I'’m okay. - Meow too.

[upbeat music]

- Okay, it'’s time to cook.

Chef Pup, we'’re here to support you,

so just tell us what to do.

[dog barks] Oh, we need flour?

Here you go.

[dog barks] Oh, we need

the other kind of flour, the kind you cook with.

Got it. [chuckles]

Don'’t worry, Chef Pup, we'’re here to help.

I need to find flour, and check on Stuff.

It'’s not easy being the perfect waiter.

- Okay, the plate goes in the middle,

and then this fork goes on the right.

No! The left.

Yeah. And I don'’t know

where the napkin go-- - Hey, Stuff, how'’s it going?

- Oh, Calvin, I don'’t think I'’m a very perfect waiter.

- Oh, don'’t worry, Stuff. [chuckles] Just keep trying.

- Yeah, but I can'’t even remember where this napkin goes.

See? [groans]

[doorbell ringing] - Huh?

- Huh? Oh, well, don'’t worry, Stuff.

We still have plenty of time to clean up

before Theodore Von Barkerman gets here.

- Oh.

- Hello!

It is I, Theodore Von Barkerman.

- Stuff, the famous restaurant critic is here!

- Oh, no! We'’re not ready or perfect yet.

What are we gonna do?

- I have an idea.

I'’ll keep Theodore busy while you set up the table.

- Oh, yeah, good plan. Uh--uh--

- Hi. I'’m Calvin.

You must be the famous food critic,

Theodore Von Barkerman.

- That is I.

- Welcome to our Mutt & Stuff restaurant,

called... Chez Mutt & Stuff,

where everything is perfect.

[gasps] Is that the blue ribbo--

- Yeah. Yes, it is,

but only the perfect restaurant can win the blue ribbon,

and only I can decide that.

- Ah. - Oh, is Chef Pup here?

I'’ve heard delightful things about his cooking.

- Oh, he'’s the most amazing chef ever.

I'’m sure you'’re gonna want to give him that blue ribbon.

- It'’s--just put that right...there. [groans]

- But not quite yet.

Uh...

no one dines at Chez Mutt & Stuff

without a song first, you know,

to keep you ready for our perfect food.

Here we go!Ha ha.

♪ Uh, I'’m gonna put some food in your tum tum ♪

♪ It'’s going to taste so yum yum ♪

[laughs]

♪ I don'’t know what else to sing ♪

♪ So I will hum

♪ [vocalizing badly]

How was that?

- Lovely. But I cannot give

your restauranttheblue ribbon ifIdon'’tseeinside.

- Uh, uh, you can'’t go inside yet,

not until you meet Melvin the fire hydrant.

Ah.

[upbeat music]

- Who, me?

Oh, uh, right, yeah.

Everyone gets a joke

before they eat at Chez Mutt & Stuff.

[chuckles]

What do you call an adorable vegetable?

- I have absolutely no idea.

- A cute-cumber.

[both laughing] Get it?

A cute-cumber.

Uh, uh, I bet you'’re, uh,

laughing on the inside,right?

- It...doesn'’t appear as though any part of me is laughing.

- Well, uh, I'’ll get you next time, I guess.

- Ah, speaking of time. [clears throat]

I'’m going inside. It is time for me to see

just how "perrr-fect" this place is.

Good day. - But--

- Good day.

- Ha ha ha. [babbles]

Maybe I should go in first, you know, to see.

- Ah, ha!Look.

- At how perfect everything is.

- I'’ll be the judge of how "per-fect" everything is.

- Wow, the table looks great.

- We'’ll see about that.

Uh...hm.

Ah...ha.

There is drool here.

- [stuttering] Ah, Cuddles.

[dogs whining]

- And drool is absolutely not "per-fect."

- Ah. Uh, Mr. Von Barkerman, sir,

I'’m gonna go check on your food now.

[dog barks]

[energetic music]

[dog barks]

- Uh, hey, Chef. Ah!

- Stuff, the door.

- What? Oh.

Right, yeah, sure. Uh, mm.

[groans] [clears throat]

[grunts]

Hey! Chef Pup, is the food ready yet?

[dog barks, growls]

- Chef Pup still needs more time.

- [groans] - Hi, guys.

- Ooh!

- Nice kitchen.

- Hey, it'’s our friend Annie the animal rescuer.

What brings you to Mutt & Stuff, Annie?

- Well, I'’m on a...

[triumphant music] Farm animal rescue mission.

An animal ran away from the farm,

and he headed this way.

- Oh! What kind of farm animal?

[goat bleating] - [screams]

- I think I found him.

- [chuckles]

- I think Theodore found him too.

[goat bleating] - [grunts] Go away!

Go! [grunts] [goat bleating]

This goat tried to steal my napkin.

- Aw, he'’s just hungry.

Come on, Arnie, you silly goat,

you'’re going back to the farm.

[goat bleating] Enjoy your meal.

I hear Chef Pup makes delicious food.

[goat bleating]

- [grunts]

- So, hey, how goes things?

- Not "per-fect" at all.

- Oh, well, I'’ll just check on the food now...then.

- Ew.

- [groans]

Things aren'’t going so well in here.

I better go check on Stuff.

- Calvin. - [groans]

- [grunts] - Wha--

- [grunts] Ha! [chuckles]

Oh, no problem, everything is perfect.

Ha ha. [clears throat]

Sheesh.

- Hey, Davenport. Davenport!

- [startled babbling]

Hey, Zoe.

- When you go to a restaurant,

what do you order?

- Hmm.

"Meow-caroni" and cheese.

[trombone slide]

[both laughing]

- I'’m okay. - Meow too.

[upbeat music]

- Uh, greetings, kind sir,

and welcome to Chez Mutt & Stuff.

Please enjoy our perfect table

with, uh perfect flowers that smell perfect too.

Heh. [sniffs]

[groans] Uh-oh!

I forgot, I'’m allergic to flowers.

prolonged sneeze]

Ahh. Oh, no!

- [sighs]

- Uh, uh, if you take a seat,

heh, we'’ll bring you a perfect meal in no time.

Hey, Calvin, is the food ready?

- Oh!

- Still need a little more time!

- Oh, more time, huh? - All right.

- Whoa! Oh, I'’m so sorry.

So sor--oh, boy,

I hope things are going better with Chef Pup in the kitchen.

- So do I.

- [laughs]

both: Ohh.

- Um, uh, let me check on your food.

I'’ll be right back.

- Ahh. - [giggles]

Hey, Chef Pup, is your perfect food ready?

[dog barks]

- Sorry, Stuff, the food'’s not perfect yet.

- Oh. Well, it looks pretty good to me.

[groans]

- Well, that'’s okay. No matter what happens,

we'’re here to help Chef Pup,

and we won'’t give up. Right, guys?

[dogs barking]

- I'’ve never really been in a restaurant

quite like this one.

- Hiya. - Hello.

[screams] Oh! Oh!

There is a mouse in a restaurant.

- [chuckles] Yeah.

My name'’s Noodles.

- [panting]

I think I'’m gonna faint.

- Oh. Well, if you think you'’re gonna fall down,

why don'’t you hold onto this rope?

- Oh, thank you, little mouse.

- [laughing] - Oh! Doh!

Oh! - [laughs]

This really is the craziest restaurant

I'’ve ever been to. - [laughs]

- I think it'’s time for me to go.

- What? - Whew.

- Uh-oh.

- Look! - Wait, Theodore!

Where are you going?

- [stuttering] - Your dinner'’s ready.

- [sighs]

Calvin, Chef Pup, I am leaving.

I'’m sorry, but nothing about this restaurant

is per-fect.

- I know today wasn'’t as perfect as it could have been,

but it would mean the world to us if you'’d stay.

- Yeah. See, Chef Pup'’s our buddy.

and we'’ll do anything to help him win that blue ribbon.

- So could you please stay and try his food?

- [sighs] Very well, then,

I will stay and eat Chef Pup'’s food.

- Ha ha!

- You must really believe in him.

- Uh-huh. [chuckles]

- Right this way.

[playing classical music]

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- Dinner is served.

[chuckles] We all helped Chef Pup

make you something special.

[chuckles]

- All right.

[groans]

Ah! Oh. Oh.

Whoa. Huh, well.

"Special" is one word for it.

- [chuckles]

- [clears throat]

Here...it...goes.

- Huh, do you think he likes it?

I really, really hope he does.

- Well, Theodore, do you like it?

- [clears throat]

[sighs] No. I don'’t like it.

I love it!

both: Huh?

- This food might not look perfect,

but it'’s the most delicious thing I'’ve ever tasted.

- Did you hear that, Chef Pup? He really likes it!

- I'’ve learned something today.

You'’ve all taught me that being perfect

is not the most important thing.

Oh. [laughs]

I can'’t believe I just said that!

Ho ho! What'’s important

is that you all worked to help your friend,

and guess what?

You did something amazing together.

- Wait, does that mean--

[upbeat music]

- Chef Pup, you are a great chef with great friends.

You'’re a very lucky dog, and I am proud to give you

the blue ribbon for "per-fect" restaurant perfection.

♪

- Ha.

- That was awesome!

I say this calls for a dining doggy dance party.

Come on, wag it like you mean it.

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Hey, Calvin, what are we learning today? ♪

♪ Come, heel, sit, stay

♪ Our pet pal Stuff is set to help and to play ♪

[dog barks]

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

[barks]

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can'’t seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups

♪ M-M-M-Mutt & Stuff

♪

- Today, we really wanted to help our friend Chef Pup

win the blue ribbon.

Chef Pup'’s food is so perfect.

- And then this fork--

- So we turned Mutt & Stuff into a restaurant

where he could cook his delicious food.

- Calvin, is the food ready? - Oh!

- And when things didn'’t go so well,

we learned that not everything has to be perfect to be great.

- I love it!

- And then we had an awesome restaurant doggy dance party!

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

[dog barking]

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

♪ M-M-M-Mutt & Stuff

♪

[dog barks]

♪

- Thanks for joining us today.

I'’ll see you back at Mutt & Stuff.

♪

- Hey, Davenport. Davenport!

- [startled babbling]

Oh, hey there, Zoe.

- Do you think that we could ever win a blue ribbon?

- Well, we don'’t need one,

'’cause we'’re already "perrr-fect."

[trombone slide]

[both laughing]

[both grunting]

- Uh, bye-bye, everybody. - See you next time.

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can'’t seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups

♪ Mutt & Stuff