02x50 - Doggy Mermaid Island

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mutt & Stuff". Aired: March 6, 2015 – November 1, 2017.*
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Series follows the duo and their day-to-day activities at Mutt & Stuff, a wacky and whimsical school just for dogs.
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02x50 - Doggy Mermaid Island

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[upbeat music]

[horn honks]

[dogs bark]

[horn honks]

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Hey, Calvin, what are we learning today? ♪

♪ Come, heel, sit, stay

♪ Our pet pal Stuff is set to help and to play ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let's go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let's go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

[barks]

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can't seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups

♪ Mutt & Stuff

- [barks]

- [barks]

- [barks]

[gears clicking]

[exuberant music]



- [laughs]



Hi. I'm Calvin.

Welcome to Mutt & Stuff.

- [barks]

- Oh, you're right, Zippy.

We got a package.

Hmm. That's strange.

I wasn't expecting any deliveries.

How mysterious.

I better start school so all the dogs can check this out.

Calling all dogs! Time for school!

Okay, everyone, I have big news.

We received a mysterious package this morning.

- Oh, I bet it's a million jumping beans.

Look!

[box rattling]

[laughs]

- Whoa.

Well, we better see what's inside.

- Hi, friend.

I've got a singing clam-o-gram message

from Coral the mermaid.

- Coral the mermaid?

- A mermaid?

- Yep. A mermaid.

- [laughs]

- Well, what's your message, Mr. Clam?

- [clears throat]

♪ Clam-me-me-me-me-me

[jaunty music]

♪ This is a singing clam-o-gram ♪

♪ To say a new student starts today ♪

♪ Oh, yeah

♪ But on her very first day of school ♪

♪ That doggy says "Uh-uh. No way!" ♪

♪ She's smart ♪ - ♪ Ooh-ooh

- ♪ She's cute ♪

- ♪ Ah, ah - ♪ That's right ♪

♪ But doesn't want to play ♪

♪ Please come to Mermaid Island ♪

♪ And help her right away

all: ♪ Calvin, help us right away ♪

- ♪We really need it ♪

- ♪ Doo-bee, doo, doo, yeah

- Thanks, clam-o-gram.

- Don't mention it, friend.

- Oh, no! Did you guys hear that?

We have a new student from an island far away,

but she's too scared to come to school.

- I know how that feels.

On my first day of school, I was shaky in my paws,

but then after I did all the fun activities here at Mutt & Stuff,

I couldn't stop wagging my tail.

- Hey, Stuff, maybe if she does some activities with us,

she'll want to come to Mutt & Stuff.

- Yeah, but how do we do that

if she won't come to school?

- Well, if she won't come to school,

then we'll bring school to her.

Come on, everyone, we're taking a trip to Mermaid Island.

To the Mutt & Stuff bus--

I mean, the Mutt & Stuff sailboat!

- Oh, boy!

Wait. We're going on a sailboat?

- Of course we are, Stuff.

We're gonna sail across the ocean.

- Oh, boy! That'll be fun.

- [laughs] - Wait.

We have a sailboat?

- Yes, we do. And it's time to set sail!

Come on, everyone.

Gather some school supplies and meet me outside.

- Great. Whoo!

[leaves rustling]

- Hey! Hey, Marty.

- Huh, Sid?

- Did you hear the dogs are going on a boat?

- What?

Dogs on a boat?

- Yeah.

I sure hope it's not a...

ruff trip.

[laughs] You get it, Marty?

Ruff trip.

[laughing] - I get it.

- Like the doggies, they go "Ruff! Ruff ruff!"

- Yeah. - [laughing]

- Oh, brother. - Dogs, they're fun.

- What a lovely day.

[dogs barking] Hmm?

Ooh! [laughs]

- We're going on a boat!

- Hiya, Melvin, we're heading out to help our new student

on her first day of school.

- Oh, cool. - [laughs]

See you later. - All right.

You know, I remember when I went to school.

Yeah, back then I was just a little squirt.

[water hissing]

You get it?

Squirt!

[laughs]

[dreamy music]

- I see you have your life preservers on.

- Uh-huh.

- Then let's set sail for Mermaid Island!

- [barks]

- Anchors aweigh, Sonny!

[anchor clicking]

Cuddles, unfurl the mainsail.

All right!

Princess Pickles, watch out for big waves.

[water splashes] - [barking]

- Pixie the adventure dog,

spin around in a circle and be awesome.

- [barks]

- Great job, everyone.

We're under way!

- [laughs]

- Now keep watch for Mermaid Island!

- [barks]

[lively music]

- [laughs]

Whoo!

♪ The dogs on the boat go

[dogs barking]

♪ The dogs on the boat go

[dogs barking]

♪ All through the sea



- Everyone, I see Mermaid Island!

- Oh, you do?

- Yeah!

And so far, it's really living up to its name.

- Hello, Calvin!

[laughs] Over here!

It's me, Coral, your best mermaid friend.

- That's Coral the mermaid!

She's the new dog's owner.

- Oh, this is so cool!

Calvin, we're gonna meet a real mermaid.

[both laugh]

- Head for shore, Captain Zippy.

It's time to meet a mermaid.

- [barks]

- And it's time for me to do a quick change.

Gotta get ready for the beach.

[slinky music]

- Hey, Davenport.

Davenport!

- [yelps indistinctly] Oh, hi, Zoe.

- I've never seen a real mermaid before.

Have you?

- I sure have, yeah.

I'd tell you about it,

but it's a really long fish tale.

[both laugh]

[both scream, thud]

- I'm okay. - Meow too.

[parrot squawking]

- Oh, my little guppies, I'm so glad you made it.

Welcome to Mermaid Island!

- Thanks, Coral.

We got your message and came right away.

- Oh, no, thank you.

I've been going out of my fins

trying to get my poor little doggy

to come out of her shell.

both: Huh?

- Your dog lives in a shell?

- Did she say "shell"?

- She said "shell."

- Yes, I did. Ta-da!

Her shell.

I shall open it with my mermaid magic.

- Wow!

[horn bellows]

[shell creaks]

Whoa!

[ethereal music]



Whoa!

I've never seen a dog like that before.

- This is Pearl.

She's a merdog.

That means she's half mermaid, half dog,

and totally adorable.

- Whoa-ho!

She's so mer-cool.

- Hey, Pearl.

I heard you were worried about coming to school,

so we decided to bring school to you.

- Wow, what a great idea!

I give that two tail slaps

and a snap. - [laughs]

Thanks.

Well, if Pearl sees all the fun activities we do,

she won't be worried about coming to Mutt & Stuff.

- Oh, Calvin, you're so smart,

well, you're just like a dolphin.

- [laughs]

You should see his flips.

[both laugh]

- Well, let's get started

by spinning the mini activity wheel.

[wheel clicking]

Wow! Arts and crafts!

That's a great way for Pearl to see how fun school can be.

Let's go.

Princess Pickles is digging her time in the sand.

Sonny sand angels.

Those are my favorite.

Oh, look. Pixie's guarding her fort.

- [barks]

- Cuddles, that moat is the mostest.

Wow, Zippy, you really

put the razzle-dazzle in that castle.

- [barks] - [laughs]

Oh, and look who came out of her shell

to join in on the sandy fun.

Check out what you created.

Pearl, it looks sandtastic.

- [chatters like a dolphin]

- [laughs]

- Wow, Pearl, you did so great in arts and crafts.

Are you ready to go to school now?

- [whines]

- Not yet? That's okay.

Maybe you'll feel better about going

if you see the other dogs having fun at Mutt & Stuff.

Come on, guys, we're gonna watch the puppies on the paw pad.

They're always having fun in the sun.

[button beeps, static crackles]

- ♪ Puppy playtime

[puppies barking]



♪ Puppy playtime



[puppies bark]



[puppies bark]

♪ Puppy playtime

♪ Puppy playtime

♪♪

- Calvin, Calvin. How did it go?

- Well, still trying to get her used to school.

Hey, Pearl.

Sometimes our students

get to pick the activities we play.

How about you pick the next one?

- Oh, that's genius.

- [chatters like a dolphin] - Hmm.

Seems that merdogs don't speak human.

But maybe they speak bark.

Hey, Zippy, can you ask Pearl what she wants to do?

- [barks]

- [whines]

- Hmm.

Seems that merdogs don't speak bark either.

But they seem to know fish pretty well.

Hey, Coral, do you know how to speak fish

so we can ask Pearl what she wants to do?

- Oh, sure.

Pearl and I speak fish all the time.

Pearl. Pearl.

[smooches]

[chatters like a dolphin]

- [chatters like a dolphin]

- [laughing] Oh.

She wants to play music.

- Oh, well, that's music to my ears.

At Mutt & Stuff, we play songs all the time.

Hey, guys! It's music time!

[lively percussive music]

[parrot squawking]

[lively percussive music continues]





- Take it away, Pearl.

[lively percussive music continues]

- Wow.

Pearl is rocking music class.

Are you ready to go to Mutt & Stuff

and play music with us there?

- [whines]

- No?

That's okay.

We still got a lot of awesome activities to show you.

[chuckles]

- ♪La, la-la, la-la ♪

♪ Just hanging on my rock

You know, I don't think I've ever had

so many dogs on my island before ever.

- Hiya!

- [gasps] - [chuckles]

Have you ever had a mouse on your island before ever?

- Well, I guess I have now.

- [laughs] I'm Noodles.

- Hi, Noodles. I'm Coral.

- Hello. - You know,

this is my first time meeting a mouse.

- Hmm.

Well, maybe it should be your first time

pulling that rope.

- Oh.

Hmm.

I wonder what it does.

- [chuckling]

[laughing] - [gasps, chuckles]

It brings colorful rain!

I like you, Noodles.

- [laughs] I like you too, Coral.

- Oh. - [chuckles]

- [smooches]

- Pearl's still a little worried about

coming to Mutt & Stuff.

I hope we figure out a way

to make her feel better soon.

- [chatters like a dolphin]

- Hey, Calvin.

Maybe Pearl would like school more

if she knew about snack time.

- I give that idea two tail flaps

and party hands.

- Well, that's a good idea, Stuff,

but I was in such a rush to go to Mermaid Island,

I forgot to pack us any snacks.

- Oh, don't worry your gills, Calvin.

There's plenty of food right here on Mermaid Island.

- Oh, I knew I liked this place.

[both laugh]

- All you have to do is ask Mount Kibble-cano.

- Mount who-a what-o?

- Mount Kibble-cano.

[celebratory music]

- Ooh.

- Oh, Mount Kibble-cano.

Give us some kibble snacks.

Now, everyone, repeat after me.

Kibble, kibble, woof, woof, woof.

both: Kibble, kibble, woof, woof, woof.

- Faster.

both: Kibble, kibble, woof, woof, woof.

[dogs barking] - It's working.

both: Kibble, kibble, woof, woof, woof.

[dogs barking] - One more time.

both: Kibble, kibble, woof, woof, woof.

[dogs barking, Pearl chatters like a dolphin]

[eruption booming]

- Oh, look, everyone!

Snacks from the sky!

- Bowwow!

Time to chow.

- Oh, volcano kibble.

[dogs barking] So good!

[gobbling]

- Hey, Pearl.

The best thing about having snack time at Mutt & Stuff

is getting to eat with all of your friends.

- [chatters like a dolphin]

[slinky music]

[both grunting]

- Hey, Davenport.

Davenport!

- [yelps indistinctly] Oh, hey, Zoe.

- I wonder what kind of sandwiches mermaids eat.

- Hmm.

Peanut butter

and jellyfish.

[both laugh]

[both scream, thud]

- I'm okay. - Meow too.

[birds chirping]

- Hey, Pearl,

how do you feel about going to school now?

- [whines]

- I guess she still isn't ready yet.

- Calvin.

- Hmm? - Calvin, come here.

Pearl loves games.

Well, just as much as I love flapping my tail

and snapping my fingers.

- Well, that's great, Coral.

At Mutt & Stuff, we play games all the time.

- Perfect.

- Come on, everyone!

We're gonna play a brand-new game on the paw pad.

Okay, guys, this new game is called Dog or Seashell.

- Ooh! Ooh, how do we play?

- Well, you have to guess

if the pictures on the screen are dogs or seashells.

- Huh. - Okay, Pearl.

Let's play Dog or Seashell!

Just use your paw to tap the real dog.

Ready? Go.

Okay, Pearl, it's tricky.

Can you point to the real cowboy?

- [chatters like a dolphin]

[paw pad beeping]

- Good job, Pearl!

Okay, round two.

One is Princess Pickles,

and the other one is a princessy seashell.

Which one is the real dog?

- [chatters like a dolphin]

[paw pad beeping]

- You got it, Pearl! [laughs]

Bonus round.

Now, this one's real hard.

Which one is the real Stuff?

- Ooh! I know! I know!

- Hold on, Stuff.

This one's for Pearl. - [groans]

- [chatters like a dolphin]

[paw pad beeping]

- [gasps] Great job, Pearl!

You did it!

- Whoo-hoo!

Pearl! Pearl! Pearl! Pearl!

Yeah-ha-ha!

You're so awesome!

[upbeat music]

- You did so great with all of today's activities.

- She sure did.

Pearl, you should be proud as a parrotfish.

- We do a bunch of fun things at Mutt & Stuff.

But you know what the best part of our school is?

- [chatters like a dolphin]

- The best part

is playing with all of your friends.

- Yeah, Pearl.

We had a whale of a good time with you today.

[dogs barking]

- [chatters like a dolphin]

- What did she say?

- Ah, I just wish I could understand you better, Pearl.

- Actually, if Pearl uses my magic shell,

you'll be able to understand her perfectly.

Okay? Now--

Where's my magic shell?

It was-- it was here a minute ago.

Oh, no!

I lost it in the sand.

Pearl will never be able to speak to you without it.

- That's okay.

We'll help you find it.

Come on, guys, let's find that shell.

- Yeah! [dogs bark]

[upbeat music]



[grunts]

Hmm. [sniffs]

Ugh!



- Hey! [laughs]

We found it!

Come on, guys!

[dogs bark]

We found it!

- Thank you, Calvin. And thank you, doggies.

You're the best.

[dogs bark]

- Here you go, Pearl.

[horn bellows]

[suspenseful music]

- [barks]

- [gasps] She can bark now.

Just like us!

- [barks]

- Now, that's something I can understand.

She said she wants to go with us to Mutt & Stuff

and do all the fun activities!

- [barks]

- Wait! Wait!

Pearl says she wants to use the magic shell

for something else.

[suspenseful music]

[horn bellows]

- [barks]

- [gasping] - [barking]

- Whoa! That's mertastic!

Pearl just turned into a land dog.

- And she can't wait to join you at Mutt & Stuff.

[dogs barking]

- Pearl, I'm so glad you're coming to school with us.

I just know you're gonna love Mutt & Stuff.

Whenever we want to celebrate, we do a super paw.

All right.

And here's a special present for you,

just what every new student needs:

your own backpack!

- Now, that deserves three tail flaps

and a heartfelt sigh.

[sighs]

Now, Pearl, you have a great time at school today.

And I'll be right here when you get home.

- [barks]

- That's right.

- Wow! What a great day.

We're ready for school

and a mermaid doggy dance party.

Come on. Wag it like you mean it.

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Hey, Calvin, what are we learning today? ♪

♪ Come, heel, sit, stay

♪ Our pet pal Stuff is set to help and to play ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let's go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let's go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can't seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups

♪ M-M-M-M-M-Mutt & Stuff

- Today was Pearl the merdog's first day at Mutt & Stuff.

But she was too worried about her first day at school

to leave her island.

So we brought school to her

and did lots of fun activities.

Check out what you created.

Pearl, it looks sandtastic.

- [clicks like a dolphin] - [chuckles]

When Pearl saw how much fun going to school is,

she decided she was ready to go to Mutt & Stuff.

And then we had an awesome mermaid doggy dance party!

[lively dance music]



Thanks for joining us today!

See you back at Mutt & Stuff.



[slinky music]

[both grunting]

- Hey, Davenport.

Davenport!

- [yelps indistinctly] Oh, hey, Zoe.

- Mermaids make me laugh.

- [laughs] Well,

that's because they're so finny.

[both laugh]

[both scream, thud]

- Let's sail back to Mutt & Stuff.

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let's go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let's go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can't seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups

♪ Mutt & Stuff
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