02x59 - Doggy Gymnastics!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mutt & Stuff". Aired: March 6, 2015 – November 1, 2017.*
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02x59 - Doggy Gymnastics!

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[upbeat music]

[horn honks]

[dogs bark]

[horn honks]

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Hey, Calvin, what are we learning today? ♪

♪ Come, heel, sit, stay ♪

♪ Our pet pal Stuff is set to help and to play ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff ♪ - ♪ Let's go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff ♪ - ♪ Let's go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

[barks]

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can't seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups ♪

♪ Mutt & Stuff ♪

- Okay, Zippy.

Time to practice our gymnastics.

Just like...

the most awesome world famous gymnastic superstar ever!

Okay. Here we go.

[playful music]

Nice work, Zippy!

Cool! [chuckles]

My turn.

♪ ♪

Ah!

Gravity!

Ooh!

[victorious fanfare]

Oh! Let's go get Calvin

so we can show him our pawsome moves!

♪ ♪

- [barks]

- [barks]

- [barking]

♪ ♪

[alarm ringing]

[gears whirring]

♪ ♪

- Hi! I'm Calvin.

Welcome to Mutt & Stuff!

- Hey! Nice cartwheel, Calvin.

I give it two paws up.

Hey, are you practicing like Simone Biles?

She's the best!

Oh, I wish I could meet her.

- Well, you can!

- What? No way!

- Way!

She's coming here to tell us

something super special!

- [gasps]

- Hi, everyone!

[both gasp] - Look who it is!

I'm Simone Biles.

[heroic fanfare]

- [gasps]

- I came here to invite all of you

to be on my doggy gymnastics team,

The Doggy Dynamos. - Wow!

We get to be on the first ever

Simone Biles doggy gymnastics team!

- Yup, but there's three things you must do to prepare.

One: Bring music for the routines.

- Oh! We've got that!

[fiery flourish]

- Two: Bring some team uniforms.

- Oh! We've got lots of uniforms.

And three: Bring all of you guys--the dogs.

- Oh! We can definitely do that.

[chuckling] Woof!

[clears throat] See, um,

I'm a dog.

- Simone, we won't let you down.

- Great! I'll see you at the competition later today.

And remember, you've gotta be prepared!

[heroic fanfare]

- I can't believe it!

We're gonna be on Simon Biles' gymnastics team!

Mah!

both: The Doggy Dynamos!

- [chuckles] - Okay.

You heard Simone!

Let's get prepared!

Stuff, you and the dogs go grab

the uniforms and the music,

and I'll check on the puppies before we go!

- You got it, Calvin!

[chuckling]

All right.

We've got the bowwow music box.

[upbeat pump up jam]

Great!

Now, we just need our team uniforms.

[clears throat]

Oh!

[barking]

I agree, Princess Pickles, milady.

These will be perfect!

[chuckles]

Oh, guys, I'm more excited than a dog in a kibble factory.

I can't wait to do cool doggy gymnastics!

Like spin!

Whee!

- [barks]

♪ ♪

- And jump!

Whoa!

And tumble,

and tuck and roll,

and twirl, and leap!

Doing gymnastics is so exciting!

[playful music]

- I can't wait to tell Grandma and the pups

about the gymnastics competition!

♪ ♪

Hey, Grandma!

The dogs are gonna be on Simone Biles' team!

[barks]

- Oh, yeah!

The puppies can do gymnastics, too.

It's time for puppy gymnastics! [whimsical fanfare]

It's a perfect spin.

Off to a triple-triple puppy hop!

Next, to a perfect dismount!

♪ ♪

And now, for an adorable floorable routine.

- ♪ Puppy playtime ♪

♪ ♪

- [barks]

♪ ♪

And the crowd goes wild

as another puppy sticks the landing!

- ♪ Puppy playtime ♪

- [barks]

- Oh, you're right, Grandma.

It is time to go to the competition.

Thanks for reminding me.

- ♪ Puppy playtime ♪

- Calling all dogs!

It's time to go to the doggy gymnastics competition!

- Okay, we're ready to tuck and roll!

♪ ♪

Oh! I can't wait!

[laughing]

♪ ♪

[suspenseful music]

[jazzy music]

- Hey, Davenport?

Davenport! - [gibbering]

Oh, hey there, Zoe.

- Let's do gymnastics, too!

both: Yeah! - We could do...

a catwheel! - Okay!

- Arms up.

both: And...

- Oh! - Whoa!

[thuds]

- I'm okay. - Meow too.

[playful music]

♪ ♪

- Paws up! Tails out!

It's time to go to the gymnastics competition!

To the Mutt & Stuff bus!

[dogs barking]

♪ ♪

- Yeah!

[chuckles]

- Oh! [chuckles]

Good luck, everydoggy!

And have a tumbling good time!

[chuckling]

Tumbling.

[lively harmonica music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ The dogs on the bus go ♪

♪ [barking] ♪

♪ The dogs on the bus go ♪

♪ [barking] ♪

♪ All through the town! ♪

[horn honks]

♪ ♪

[heroic crescendo]

- Whoa!

- Whoa.

- This is so...

- Amazing, right? both: Right!

- It looks like you guys are prepared for the competition!

- You bet your backflip we are!

We've got the bowwow music box. - Mm-hmm.

- The dogs, and the team uniforms.

Right, Stuff? - Yeah! Right!

[defeated decrescendo]

Uh, not right.

Calvin, we forgot the uniforms!

- You guys don't have the uniforms?

We can't compete without them.

- Don't worry, Simone!

We can go back to Mutt & Stuff and grab

the team uniforms in no time.

Back to the Mutt & Stuff bus!

♪ ♪

- ♪ The dogs on the bus go ♪

♪ [barking] ♪

♪ All through the town! ♪

- Hurry up, pups!

We don't want to let Simone down!

[dogs barking]

- [chuckling] Yeah!

♪ ♪

Ah! Rocky, we've gotta find those uniforms

to get back to the competition as fast as a--

as fast as a--

- A mouse? - Whoa!

[both chuckling]

Hey, Noodles. - Hi!

- Uh, we're looking for our team uniforms.

We're gonna be on Simone Biles' team!

- [gasps] Simone Biles?

- Hmm. - The Simone Biles?

- You bet your cheddar!

[both chuckling] - Oh, this is so exciting!

- Mm-hmm! - Boy,

you better pull that rope.

- Huh?

Oh, you're right. I should. - Mm-hmm.

- [laughs]

Hmm!

Whoa! [both laughing]

Noodles, you got me!

- Yeah. - [chuckling]

Uh, but I'm still so excited!

- Yeah! - Okay.

Gotta go meet Simone!

- Okay. Well, make sure you tell her I said hello.

And then tell her I said good-bye.

- Yeah. - But I'm--but tell her hello

first, okay? - Mm-hmm. Yeah. Okay.

- Okay. Good-bye!

Agh! - Whoa!

[chuckles] - [barking]

- Wha--good eye, Rocket!

Our uniforms!

Ah, now we'll be ready to go to the gymnastic competition.

[laughs]

♪ ♪

Got 'em! Ho-ho!

Oh, Rocket, can you believe

that we're gonna be on Simone's team?

I'm so excited!

[laughing]

♪ ♪

[defeated decrescendo]

Ugh! Ooh! Okay.

Calvin, come on to the Mutt & Stuff bus!

- Stuff, I don't think the bus is going anywhere.

- What? - Check the traffic report.

- And now, here's Pat MaBelly

with your Doggy Traffic Report.

- [barking]

- You heard it here first, folks.

There's bumper-to-bumper traffic

all the way from Mutt & Stuff

to gymnastics competition.

- Oh, no! Traffic!

We'll never get there in time,

and we told Simone we'd be right back.

- I got it!

If we can't get there by land,

then we'll get there by air

in the Mutt & Stuff airplane!

- Wha?

Ah, well, come on, guys!

Let's fly-fly-fly!

[chuckles]

♪ ♪

- To the Mutt & Stuff airplane!

♪ ♪

[barks] - Oh!

[chuckles] Hey,

good luck, everydoggy!

[barking] And have a tumbling good--

Hand on a second.

Didn't I just say that? [yelps]

[groans] I better get my bolts checked.

[inspirational fanfare]

♪ ♪

[airplane whirring]

♪ ♪

[lively harmonica music]

- Simone, here we come!

♪ ♪

- ♪ The dogs on the plane go ♪

♪ [barking] ♪

♪ [yelps] ♪ ♪ [barking] ♪

♪ The dogs on the plane go ♪

♪ [barking] ♪

♪ All through the sky! ♪

♪ ♪

[chuckling] - Great, you're back!

- You bet we are, Simone.

And this time, we didn't forget anything!

- Yeah, we've got the team uniforms.

- And we've got the dogs.

- Woof! I'm a dog!

- And we've got the bowwow music box.

- Ye-- [defeated decrescendo]

- Or not.

[dogs whimpering]

- We forgot the bowwow music box?

- Uh. Oops!

- Don't worry, Simone.

We'll go get the bowwow music box,

and be right back!

I promise we won't let you down.

Come on, everydoggy!

We've gotta hurry.

Again! - Yeah!

♪ ♪

♪ The dogs on the plane go ♪

♪ [barking] ♪

♪ All through the sky! ♪

Whoo!

♪ ♪

[chuckling]

[dogs barking]

Where...

is the music box?

- Let's find that bowwow music box!

[bouncy espionage music]

♪ ♪

[playful music]

♪ ♪

Oh!

♪ ♪

Okay! We've got the bowwow music box,

the duffel bag, and now we're ready!

Ooh, I'm so excited.

Wait. I better check the traffic report.

♪ ♪

- And now, here's Pat MaBelly

with your Doggy Air Traffic Report.

- [barking]

- You heard it here first, folks!

No airplanes can take off because a bunch of kibbles

spilled all over the runway.

- Oh, no! If the roads are blocked

and we can't use the plane,

that means...

♪ ♪

We can use the Mutt & Stuff boat!

Toot-toot!

♪ ♪

- Okay, Calvin, I'll--

[gasps] But--

but you were just--

How did you--?

I was-- You were--

[gasps] Okay.

[lively harmonica music]

♪ ♪

- Oh, no!

I forgot the dogs!

♪ ♪

[jazzy music]

- Hey, Davenport?

Davenport! - [gibbering]

Oh, hey, Zoe.

- Have you ever forgotten anything?

- Uh, yeah. My name.

- Your name is Davenport.

- Who's name is Davenport? - Yours!

- See? I keep forgetting that!

[dramatic decrescendo]

[both laughing]

Whoa-oh! - Whoo-hoo-hoo!

- I'm okay. - Meow too.

[somber music]

- I can't believe I forgot

the dogs at Mutt & Stuff.

We're gonna miss the gymnastics competition!

I guess I was so excited, I forgot to bring them.

- Oh, If you're excited to do gymnastics with Simone,

let's make some noise!

[dogs barking]

[howls]

- Looks like I'm not the only one

who was super excited.

It's definitely time for a nose-to-nose.

[playful music]

- [chuckles]

♪ ♪

- I know you're really excited to be on Simone's team.

- Yeah, we're super-duper double tuck and roll excited!

- And I'm super excited just like you guys.

But we shouldn't let our excitement stop us

from being prepared.

- You're right, Calvin.

Simone counted on us,

but we kept forgetting the things we needed!

- Then let's slow down, take our time,

and make sure we're extra prepared this time.

[dogs barking]

- Yeah.

♪ ♪

- Okay! If we want to be prepared,

we have to make sure we have everything.

Do we have the team uniforms?

- Uh, yeah. Got 'em!

- Team uniforms:

Check.

Do we have the bowwow music box?

[barks]

Bowwow music box:

Check.

And last, but cutest of all,

do we have the dogs?

[dogs barking]

Dogs: Check.

Great job, everyone.

Sounds like we're finally prepared this time.

- Yay! Now we can finally go to the gymnastics competition.

Ooh! Hey, wait.

How are we gonna get there on time, Calvin?

- Hmm. Well, we have to get there fast.

- Yeah. - Like, really fast.

- Yeah. - Fast--

fast as a rocket!

♪ ♪

No, not fast like you, Rocket.

Fast like the Mutt & Stuff space rocket!

Come on! - Yeah!

♪ The dogs on the rocket go ♪

♪ [barking] ♪

♪ Through outer space! ♪

♪ ♪

- Simone! We're here!

- Calvin, dogs,

the competition is about to start.

- Don't worry, Simone, we're ready.

And this time, we didn't forget anything.

We've got the team uniforms, the bowwow music box--

- And us! The dogs.

- That is pawsome! Come on, team.

Let's put on our uniforms and do some gymnastics.

- Great!

- Ladies and gentlemen,

kids and dogs, put those paws together

and let's woof it up for the Doggy Dynamos!

[cheers and applause]

[heroic fanfare]

♪ ♪

- Okay, Princess Pickles.

Let's hear some music!

[cheers and applause]

- And now, the moment you've been waiting for.

She's won Olympic and World Championship medals.

Let's hear it for Simone Biles!

[exhilarating music]

♪ ♪

- [gasping] - Whoa!

♪ ♪

[commanding crescendo]

♪ ♪

Yeah! [cheers and applause]

- Let's hear it for the one and only Simone Biles!

- That was amazing!

- Awesome! - Whoo!

[cheers and applause]

- Now get ready for our first doggy gymnast, Junior Shades!

[upbeat pump up jam]

These dogs are prepared to win a gold medal.

♪ ♪

[cheers and applause]

♪ ♪

- [chuckles] - Get ready for

the big dog, Stuff!

- Okay. All my training has led to this moment.

[inspirational fanfare]

[playful piano crescendo]

♪ ♪

Whoa-oh. Yee!

♪ ♪

Ooh! Yes!

[exhales]

- Stuff has got the stuff of champions!

- [chuckling] Yeah! I did it!

[giggles]

- Great job, Stuff!

- Get ready for some handstandtastic

doggy gymnastics!

Here comes Princess Pickles

to bark it up with her floor routine.

[barking]

[playful piano jam]

♪ ♪

[barks] [cheers and applause]

- Whoa! - Next up

in the gymnastics competition

is Teeny and Tiny!

This dynamic doggy duo

are wagging up a perfect score from the judges!

[upbeat music]

And here comes Rocket,

who puts the roll in rock and roll.

♪ ♪

[cheers and applause]

♪ ♪

Next up on the big mat

is Calvin!

[exciting fanfare]

♪ ♪

[suspenseful pump jam]

This is one cartwheelie awesome

dog school teacher!

♪ ♪

[cheers and applause]

And now, last but not least,

you're gonna flip over this next doggy gymnast.

He put the wow in bowwow.

Zippy!

[electrifying pump jam]

♪ ♪

There may be no "I" in team,

but there is one in: I don't believe what I'm seeing!

Look at that dog go!

[cheers and applause]

[inspirational fanfare]

♪ ♪

- Good job, Zippy!

Hey, Simone! Look!

We all won the gold medal!

- And we did it as a team.

Way to go, Doggy Dynamos! - Yay!

- What a great day!

Let's celebrate with a doggy gymnastics dance party!

Come on! Wag it like you mean it!

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Hey, Calvin, what are we learning today? ♪

♪ Come, heel, sit, stay ♪

♪ Our pet pal Stuff is set to help and to play ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff ♪ - ♪ Let's go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff ♪ - ♪ Let's go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can't seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups ♪

♪ Mutt & Stuff ♪

- What a great day.

The world famous gymnastics superstar Simon Biles

asked us to join her team,

The Doggy Dynamos!

We were so excited to be on Simone's team

that we kept forgetting things we needed.

- Oh, no, Calvin!

We forgot the uniforms!

- So we made a checklist

to be sure we were really prepared

for the competition.

And we all did gymnastics with Simone!

And then we celebrated with a doggy gymnastics dance party!

[whimsical music]

♪ ♪

Thanks for joining us!

See you back at Mutt & Stuff!

♪ ♪

[jazzy music]

- Hey, Davenport?

Davenport! - Whoa!

[gibbering]

Oh, hi, Zoe.

- Let's try and win

the gold medal for cats

on this balance beam.

- Oh, yeah! - Yeah!

- [clears throat] Okay.

Here we...

go!

♪ ♪

- Whoa--whoa! - Whoa-whoa-whoa!

- Whoa-whoa! - Me--ow!

- Or not.

Good-bye, everyone. - See you next time!

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff ♪ - ♪ Let's go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff ♪ - ♪ Let's go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can't seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups ♪

♪ Mutt & Stuff ♪
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