02x68 - The Dog Boat!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mutt & Stuff". Aired: March 6, 2015 – November 1, 2017.*
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Series follows the duo and their day-to-day activities at Mutt & Stuff, a wacky and whimsical school just for dogs.
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02x68 - The Dog Boat!

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[upbeat music]

[horn honks]

[dogs bark]

[horn honks]

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Hey, Calvin, what are we learning today? ♪

♪ Come, heel, sit, stay ♪

♪ Our pet pal Stuff is set to help and to play ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff ♪ - ♪ Let's go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff ♪ - ♪ Let's go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say ready, you say ruff ♪

[barks]

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can't seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups ♪

♪ Mutt & Stuff ♪

- [humming] Whoa!

Zippy, look at all these suitcases.

Wow, there's one for Cowboy

and Rocket,

Princess Pickles...

oh, you found yours.

Which one of these is mine, I wonder?

- [barks]

- Oh, right.

The giant one with my picture on it.

Oh, Zippy, you're so smart.

Now, if only we could figure out where we're going.

- [barks]

[foghorns blaring]

[exciting music]

♪ ♪

- Hi, I'm Calvin.

Welcome to Mutt & Stuff.

Ahoy, Zippy. Ahoy, Stuff.

- Oh, hi, Captain Calvin.

Hey, I couldn't help but notice

all these suitcases.

Are we going on some kind of trip?

- Yup, on a really big ship.

- We're going on a cruise?

I love cruises!

Whoo-hoo!

I'm gonna go pack!

- Ooh, wow.

Well, that means it's time

for a big, big, big announcement.

Hey, everydoggy, we're going on a cruise!

[dogs barking]

- Hi, everyone.

It's great to see all of you.

Hmm, well, most of you, anyways.

Grandma's not here.

I better give her a call.

Otherwise, she might miss the boat.

Come on, guys.

I'm gonna use the Paw Pad to call Grandma at her house.

Hi, Grandma. It's time to leave for the cruise.

Are you ready? - [barks]

- You can't decide what clothes to pack?

Well, bring them all, because the ship's leaving soon.

- [barks] - By the way, nice picture.

Grandma's on her way.

Okay, guys. Paws up, tails out.

Time to cruise!

- Yeah!

[joyful music]

♪ ♪

- Hello. Tickets, please.

Thank you. Tickets.

Oh, thank you. Thank you so much.

I do need your ticket to board. Thank you.

Okay--oh, I see what you've done here. Wonderful.

Thank you, and thank you.

Oh, hi, I'm Jeanine.

I'll be your cruise director.

- Oh, you were our flight attendant

when we flew in that big plane to Hawaii.

- Well, what can I say? I love travel.

- So nice to see you again, Jeanine.

This is Noodles. - That's me.

- Oh, paw-senger Noodles.

Yes, we have you staying on the Cheese Deck.

- Oh, now this I gouda see.

- Ooh! [laughter]

- Swiss you later!

[bell dings]

- Attention, paw-sengers.

It is my pleasure to announce

that it is time to--

[foghorn blares]

It is time to--

[foghorn blares]

- It's time to-- [foghorn blares]

[foghorn blares]

Time to set sail!

Did it.

- But where's Zippy?

We can't leave without him.

- Oh, don't worry, Stuff.

Zippy's definitely onboard.

[upbeat music]

- Captain Zippy, sir, all tails are onboard

and ready to depart.

- [barks]

- Aye aye, sir. - [barks]

♪ ♪

- Bye! See you soon!

Bon voyage!

[giggling]

- [barking]

♪ ♪

- I'm king of the cruise!

[laughing]

- Okay, paw-sengers, now there's no end to the fun

on a canine cruise, and what trip would be complete

without a limbo contest?

Calvin, how low can you go?

- A limbo contest?

That's my favorite game ever!

Oh, limbo! Limbo! Limbo!

Ow. Uh-oh.

Uh-oh... - Stuff, are you all right?

- Uh, well, I don't think my ankle likes to limbo

as much as I do. Ow.

- Um, I'll go get help.

- Yeah, thanks. Ow.

Ow, ow, ow.

- Hello, is there a veterinarian onboard?

- [grunts]

Did someone say veterinarian?

- Dr. Kristina? - [grunts]

- What are you doing in the ocean?

- I swam out to examine a puffer fish

who had puffy eyes.

Turns out that's how they're supposed to look.

- Oh. - Anyway, let's get a look

at that ankle, Stuff.

Okay, I've examined your ankle,

and it's going to be fine.

- Ooh, that's great news.

- You are going to have to use these crutches

for the rest of the trip.

- Oh, no.

But that means I won't get to have any fun

on the whole cruise.

Huh, and I won't get to play limbo.

Oh... - It's okay, Stuff.

There's still tons of fun things you can do on the ship,

even if that means you can't do everything.

Come on. - [sighs]

But I had my big, furry heart

set on doing the limbo.

[sighs heavily]

- Hey, Davenport.

Davenport! - [blathering]

Hi, Zoe.

- This cruise is amazing.

Hey, what's your favorite part of the ship?

- Oh, I'd have to say it's probably the...

purrrr-pellor.

[laughter]

[thump]

- I'm okay. - Meow too.

[bright music]

- [barks]

♪ ♪

[foghorn blares]

[bell dings]

- Attention, paw-sengers.

It's now time for a game of woofleboard,

so head on down to the Slobber Deck.

It's right next to the Wet Nose Lounge.

- Wow.

- Nice. Ten points for Sonny.

Okay, your turn, Cowboy.

Nice.

All right!

[playful music]

♪ ♪

Whoa, that was a big one.

- Hmm.

Aw, Calvin, everyone's playing woofleboard but me.

- Do you want to keep score?

- Well, I don't know if I can even count,

'cause I can't stop thinking about limbo.

Um, we'll try.

Uh, one, two, limbo, four,

limbo, limbo, limbo,

limbo--yeah, I still have limbo on the brain.

[groans] This cruise is turning out to be

kind of a bummer.

- Got to figure out a way to make sure Stuff

has fun on the cruise.

- Attention, paw-sengers.

Now it's time to head down to the ship's Woof Zone

for boatloads of fun.

And leading you to the Woof Zone

is our very own first mate,

Annie the animal rescuer.

- Thanks, Jeanine. You're the best.

- Really? I was gonna say the same thing about you.

- You were? We have so much in common.

- Yeah. - Soon we'll be finishing

each other's-- [together] Announcements.

[together] Oh, my gosh! We said the same thing!

Cruise ship besties! [squealing]

[laughing]

[foghorn blares]

- Hi, everyone, and welcome

to the cruise ship Woof Zone!

It's just like the one on land,

but this one floats.

And now it's time for...

the ball pit!

[playful music]

♪ ♪

- [groans]

- Hey, Stuff.

- Mm, hey, Annie.

- I heard you hurt your ankle.

I'm sorry you can't use the ball pit.

So I rescued a very special animal

to help you feel better.

- [gasps] Oh, it's Murray the walrus.

Thank you so much, Annie.

- Now let's take some silly pictures in the photo booth

to cheer you up even more.

- Oh, that'd be great. [giggles]

[grunting]

- Oh, here, Stuff.

Oh, yeah, thanks.

That's tender.

- There you go. Almost there.

- Okay.

[camera shutter clicks]

- Picture printing now.

[camera shutter clicks]

Picture printing now.

[camera shutter clicks]

Picture printing now.

[camera shutter clicks]

Picture printing now.

[camera shutter clicks] Picture printing now.

- Oh, Murray.

Can't stop thinking about that limbo contest

and how I hurt my ankle,

and now I can't play or do anything.

[groans]

[camera shutter clicks] - Picture printing now.

[bell dings]

- Attention, paw-sengers.

It is time for a very special performance

in our puppy porthole,

so hurry up and grab your seats

before they're all doggone.

[laughs] Doggone.

I'm so good.

- Come on, Stuff.

Come on.

- [grunting, groaning] Ow.

- Well, maybe a bunch of puppies

can make you feel better

about not getting to limbo.

- Aww, I don't think anything can help that.

Not even if there was a whole lot of dancing puppies.

- And now, Canine Cruise Line

is very proud to present...

a whole lot of dancing puppies.

- Huh?

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

Oh, so cute!

♪ ♪

[laughing]

♪ ♪

- Wow.

What a show. - Yeah.

- How did that make you feel?

- [chuckles] Eh, it still didn't work.

I'm still thinking about limbo.

[sighs]

- The all-you-can-eat-buffet is now open on the Kibble Deck.

It is time to chow down.

[light music]

♪ ♪

- There you go, Cuddles.

Okay, Sonny.

What can I get you? - [barks]

- A double scoop for Sonny?

Got it.

♪ ♪

And Stuff, what can I get you?

- The ability to limbo.

- Well, Stuff, I don't think we have that.

But we do have yummy kibble.

- Well, I guess that'll have to do.

- Grandma, can I draw a picture of you?

- [barks]

[dreamy music]

♪ ♪

You like? - [barks]

[bell dings]

- Attention, doggy paw-sengers,

it's time for a ride on our wet and woofy waterslide,

the slipperiest slide this side of the Seven Seas.

Try saying that five times fast.

- [barking]

[together] Not bad, Cuddles.

- [gasps] [together] We did it again!

[squealing]

- Wow, check out this slide.

Okay, who's first?

[dogs barking]

[quirky music]

Go!

♪ ♪

Whoo.

- Whee!

- Stuff, I know you're feeling bad about

not getting to limbo later.

But you got to at least try to have fun now.

- Like how?

- Like doing something you can do.

Like turning this ordinary towel into...

A beautiful swan.

- Wow!

That's impressive.

Okay, I'll try.

Uh, let's see, take a towel...

and start folding like so...

a little tuck here...

and over and...

[laughs] How's this?

- Uh, what is it?

- Well, it's a-- it's a limbo bar.

You know, the thing I won't be able to do later

'cause of my hurt ankle.

- Hey, Davenport.

Davenport! - [blathering]

- Oh, hey there, Zoe. - Can I tell you why

I love going on cruises?

- Sure.

Tell me all a-boat it.

[laughter]

[thump]

- I'm okay. - Meow too.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Attention, paw-sengers.

You better put on your dancing paws,

because we are about to limbo!

- And now it's time to ring the bell.

I wonder what this rope is for.

- Hmm, maybe it's for an even bigger bell.

[both yelp] Mouse on the boat!

- [chuckles]

- Noodles, it's just you. - Mm-hmm.

- But are you sure this rope rings a bell?

- Well, there's only one way to find out.

- Good point.

[foghorn blares]

- [laughing]

[together] Noodles, you got me. - Mm-hmm.

[together] I can't stop. I don't want to. Me neither!

[squealing]

- Abandon ship!

- Okay, everybody, it's time to limbo!

So when the music starts,

everybody has to go under the bar,

not knock it off.

But it's gonna start getting lower...

and lower... ahhh!

[crash]

- Oh, no.

- Whoo! [laughs]

Kinda--kinda got away from me there.

I think I might've hurt my ankle.

- Are you okay, Jeanine?

- Oh, I'll be fine.

No, I will be back faster than a--

a bunny rabbit on a pogo stick.

You watch me.

Ow.

I'm back, and I'm ready to go.

Thanks, Annie. - No problem.

- Wait, Jeanine. You hurt your ankle.

How can you play limbo?

- Well, I guess we'll have to find

a different way to have fun, huh?

Oh, like this!

[laughing]

Now, come on, everybody. Let's limbo.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Aww.

♪ ♪

- [laughs] Sometimes it's good to be tiny.

♪ ♪

- Yeah!

♪ ♪

Nice.

♪ ♪

- Whoa! - You did it!

[laughter]

- All right.

Annie, I got a need for speed.

Yeah! - Whoo-hoo!

- [laughs] Aw, she wants to make sure everyone

has fun, even though she hurt her ankle just like I did.

- She sure does, Stuff.

- Hmm. You know what, Calvin?

Aw, Jeanine just gave me a great idea.

I'm gonna find a different way to join in the fun!

- Well, what is it?

- It's a surprise.

But you're really gonna love it.

[laughs]

- Attention, paw-sengers.

We have a very special surprise

from a very special paw-senger--

Stuff!

- [laughs] Ooh!

- Wow, Stuff, you figured out

how to participate and have fun.

- Yup, with a little help from Giggle and Wiggle.

- Wow. That's awesome.

- I almost let my hurt ankle

ruin the cruise for me and everyone else.

I'm so sorry.

- That's okay, Stuff.

You didn't ruin anything.

I'm just glad you're having fun.

- You bet I am!

And now it's time to limbo!

Onward, Giggle and Wiggle!

Whee!

Ooh, limbo!

- Yeah!

All right, Stuff!

[dogs barking]

- Whoo-hoo! I did it! I did the limbo!

- Well, there's only one thing left to do:

have a cruise ship doggy dance party.

Come on, everyone.

Wag it like you-- - Wait!

My ankle already healed.

Boy, that Dr. Kristina's good.

[laughs] Oh, I don't even need those anymore.

Look at this! [laughs]

Doo-doo-doo-doo!

- Well then, come on, everyone.

Wag it like we all mean it!

- ♪ Hey, Calvin, what are we learning today? ♪

♪ Come, heel, sit, stay ♪

♪ Our pet pal Stuff is set to help and to play ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff ♪ - ♪ Let's go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff ♪ - ♪ Let's go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say ready, you say ruff ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can't seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups ♪

♪ Mutt & Stuff ♪

♪ ♪

- Today, we all went on a cruise.

[foghorn blares]

Stuff was bummed because he hurt his ankle

and couldn't join the limbo game.

Then Stuff found a way to participate

that was just as fun.

- I'm gonna find a different way

to join in the fun.

It's time to limbo!

- And then we had an awesome

cruise ship doggy dance party!

[quirky music]

♪ ♪

Thanks for joining us today.

See you back at Mutt & Stuff.

♪ ♪

- Hmm.

Hey, Davenport.

Davenport! - [blathering]

Hey there, Zoe.

- I wonder why people slip on boats so much.

- Why, it's because boats are so...

shippery.

[laughter]

- Whoo-hoo!

- See what I mean?

- Ahoy, see you next time.

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff ♪ - ♪ Let's go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff ♪ - ♪ Let's go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say ready, you say ruff ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can't seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups ♪

♪ Mutt & Stuff ♪
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