04x11 - Josh Is Done

[bunniefuu]

[Music]

Oh, man.

Drake and I

Have this huge chemistry test

Tomorrow morning.

Me and josh

Have this insanely important

Chemistry test tomorrow.

[Laughter]

So I've been studying

All night every night

For a week.

So I've been playin'

Lotsa ping-pong.

[Laughter]

Our teacher, mr. Roland,

Is really tough.

I mean,

If you're even one minute late

To his class,

[Ringing]

Come upstairs

And play ping-pong with me.

[Laughter]

No.

All right, I'm studying.

So ping-pong?

No.

[Laughter]

Anyway, I've come up

With a great way

To remember the atomic weight

Of the elements.

See, what I do--

[Ringing]

Yeah, what?

Where are you?

[Laughter]

Downstairs.

You were gonna come up

I said no such thing.

So what, you comin' up?

No, I'm studying.

Okay.

I get first serve.

What is wrong with you?

[Laughter]

I mean, I do pretty well

In chemistry, you know,

My strongest subject.

And this test tomorrow

Counts for a huge percentage

Of our grade and--

[Ringing]

Will you quit calling me?

Ping-pong time.

No.

I get the good paddle.

You get the bad one.

Be right up.

--A single bond is composed

Of two electrons;

One from each of the two atoms.

Carbon atoms

Can also form double bonds

Which allow you--

Dude, c'mon.

Let's play.

No.

All right,

I told you no ping-pong

[Laughter]

With which hand did you think

I was gonna catch that?

[Laughter]

C'mon, man.

You can serve.

Dude, this chemistry exam

Counts for percent

Of our grade, all right.

You may not care,

But I have to get an "a."

I care.

Sorta.

Not really.

All right.

I'll play just to stop you

And the battle begins.

Oh, my worthy opponent,

Are you prepared

To ping the pong?

I am prepared,

Young szechwan.

Your pong is no match

For my ping.

Oh, do your worst.

[Kung fu screams]

You've smashed

The window of transparency.

[Laughter]

Aw, man.

Mom and dad are gonna k*ll me.

All right, c'mon.

Let's finish the game.

[Laughter]

I don't have a paddle.

Oh, there's

An extra one downstairs.

Be back in a sec.

Look, we cannot be late

For this test.

Gimme seconds.

Here, you can study

While I'm gone.

But I don't think

That leaves us enough time--

[Laughter]

What is the atomic weight

Of beryllium?

Nine-point-oh-one.

[Kung fu scream]

[Laughter]

[Music]

* I never thought

* That it'd be so simple

* But I found a way

* I found a way

* If you open up your mind

* Soon you'll see

* It's gonna take some time

* To realize

* But if you look inside

* I'm sure you're fine

* Over your shoulder

* I'll always be

* Picking you up

* When you're down

* So just turn around

[Music]

[Whale sound]

What was that?

Humpback.

Jerk.

I wasn't calling you a name.

That was the sound

Of a humpback whale.

Oh.

Boob.

Yeah, well, you know what?

I don't like--

[Ringing]

Hello?

Oh, hey, kat.

You are?

You are?

[Whale sound]

Hey, could you stop that?

I'm trying to talk

On the phone here.

[Whale sound]

Quit it.

No, sorry.

It's just my little sister

Playing on her--

[Whale sound]

I'll meet you by your locker

In minutes.

You know, when a pretty girl

Calls me in the morning

And wants to make out

Before school, it doesn't help

When you start blasting

Your whale sounds.

[Whale sound]

[Laughter]

And you're the worst.

[Whale sound]

Hey, hey, where's drake?

Do you think this whale

Sounds depressed?

[Laughter]

Where's drake?

All right,

Our chemistry exam starts

In less than half an hour.

He left.

He left?

He did not leave.

[Laughter]

He left.

Yeah, I just said that.

How could he just

Take the car

And leave me stranded here?

Hey, when does your carpool

I need a ride to school.

Ooh, bad news for you.

What?

My class

Is going whale watching.

[Whale sound]

Would you stop playing

Those sounds?

[Whale sound]

Yeah, didn't see that comin'.

Okay, minutes

Until I have to get to class.

If I take my bike,

I should be able to get there--

Can't ride your bike.

Why?

Drake ran over it last night.

Oh, come on.

That ain't fair.

Come on.

All right, minutes.

Okay, minutes.

Twenty-three minutes

Until the exam starts.

School's two

If I run and the average speed

Of seven and a half miles

Per hour--

Just go.

Feet don't fail me now.

[Laughter]

[Bell ringing]

All right, class,

Close your books,

Put all materials

Underneath your desk.

Drake, stop kissing kat.

Your exam is about to begin.

You will have exactly minutes

To complete your--

[Laughter]

Please, please, let me in.

I'm sorry I'm late.

Mr. Nichols,

You know the rule.

But you don't understand.

See, I was about to come in--

I understand

That you are late

To my class,

You're not welcome in my class.

But what about the exam?

You will take a make-up exam

Next saturday morning

At : a.m.

One letter grade.

Oh, no.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

No, you.

[Laughter]

What?

Come here.

Come here, you are--.

Let's go.

Mr. Nichols.

Let me closer.

You will leave

This classroom now.

But i--

Now.

I just--

Now.

Now if you would just allow me

To explain.

As I was saying,

You will use

Your number two pencil,

Not number three.

So unbelievably--why?

Everybody's questions

Don't ask them.

I want silence in this class.

Silence is golden.

[Shouting]

[Music]

Hey.

Hey, megan.

How was

Your whale watching trip?

So janie threw up

On our teacher, which I enjoyed.

[Laughter]

And look what I got

[Whale sound]

Nice.

And look,

It's also an energy drink.

How cute is that?

Very cute.

Hey, josh.

What goes on?

Just reading my book.

Look, I'm sorry

About this morning, all right?

You know, but kat called

And wanted to make out,

[Laughter]

All right, you're still mad,

But you won't be for long

'Cause I got you

Your very own sit 'n bounce.

[Laughter]

Sit 'n bounce.

[Laughter]

No, thanks.

Doesn't that kid,

Robbie next door,

Have a sit 'n bounce

Just like that?

No.

[Laughter]

No.

And come on.

Have you ever sat

And bounced before?

You can't be upset

When you're sittin'

And bouncin'.

[Laughter]

Would you please move?

Come on, dude.

I said I was sorry.

Yeah, I heard you.

Then stop being mad at me.

I'm not mad at you.

I'm done.

What is that supposed

To mean?

I don't want to do anything

So what,

Are you gonna move out?

No.

This is the house

Where I live in

And I guess we'll be roommates

Until the day I leave

For college,

But that's all we'll be,

Is roommates.

I'm done with you.

Whoa.

What?

You really did it this time.

Oh, come on.

You know how many times

Josh had been furious with me.

I mean,

He'll pout for day or two,

And then he'll get over it.

I don't know.

He sounded pretty serious.

Trust me, all right?

I know josh.

And there's no way

He's gonna keep this going--

I knew it.

I knew you took

My sit 'n bounce.

[Music]

So me and craig

Are in the swimming pool, right,

And we're halfway

Through a game of marco polo.

This is so great.

I look down and realize

He forgot to take 'em off.

No way.

Oh, true story.

You know that same thing

Happened to me once, too?

I was at canoe camp

And my boat buddy

Was from indonesia, right?

Excuse me, josh.

I'm having a little problem

With the popcorn machine.

Would you mind giving me a hand?

Well, I'm not working tonight

So could you ask someone else?

Sure.

You--thanks for nothing.

What's the matter with him?

Why'd he chuck my wiener?

[Laughter]

'Sup, people?

Hi, drake.

So, josh, tonight

I'm thinking we either see

"She's the dude"

Or "just my truck."

I heard both those movies

Were awful.

You see, the first tuesday

Of every month, josh and I

See the worst movie out there.

So which one you wanna see?

A laser light show downtown.

Oh, yeah.

Dude, it's been like

Five days.

When are you gonna stop

Being mad at me?

I told you,

I'm not mad at you.

I'm done with you.

Josh.

I mean it.

No, I was just walking out

Of the theater

And it landed in my hat.

No.

Oh, it's still flat.

[Laughter]

Come on.

Did you take my whale?

I was thirsty.

I don't want you drinking

From my whale without asking me.

[Laughter]

And have you even gotten

Out of bed today?

Go play with your whale.

[Laughter]

Oh.

I guess someone's a little upset

He doesn't have

A brother anymore.

You know,

If josh doesn't want me

In his life, fine with me.

Is it?

Yes.

Yes.

And let me tell you

A little something, all right?

He needs me

Way more than I need him.

You think?

Come on.

Without me, josh's life

Would totally fall apart.

I don't know.

What do you think

About that, whale?

Whale's not so sure.

Hey, you know what?

Why don't you take

Your little whale--

Hey, megan.

Hey.

Oh, you know

That chemistry exam

I had to make up this morning?

Yeah.

Aced it,

Didn't miss a single question.

Mr. Roland was so impressed,

He's not gonna even knock off

A letter grade.

That means

I got a percent, baby.

Up top.

Ooh, and you know

That cute checkout girl

At the stop 'n' shop?

Asked me out on a date.

She's like years old.

Not the express line.

Register five.

[Laughter]

And now, oh.

To play me a little racquetball

Your boss?

Yeah.

We've been getting along

A lot better lately.

See you, megs.

[Laughter]

Like his life's falling apart.

Oh, you just wait.

All right.

Without me, josh's life

Is nothing.

[Whale sound]

[Laughter]

[Music]

You enjoy your popcorn.

Wow.

A six-dollar tip.

That's so nice.

Hey, josh.

You left your rash cream

In my glove compartment.

[Laughter]

Keep it.

Huh?

You've had that rash

For three years.

Why would it just go away

All of a sudden?

I'm not sure.

Dr. Fishbaum says

It could have been

Stress related.

Ah.

Wait.

When did you first notice

It was gone?

About a week ago.

So just about the time

You kicked drake

Yeah.

So how

Was your racquetball game

With helen?

Awesome.

I b*at her two games

You b*at helen?

She's a pro.

I know.

I was just on fire.

Fire.

Fire.

I'm on fire.

There's no fire.

Just take a breath.

Take a breath.

In, out.

All right.

Hello, josh.

Hi, drake.

Why are you all sweaty?

I'm all sweaty

Because I ran out of gas

And had to walk

All the way here

Because somebody forgot

To fill up the car.

It's not my responsibility

You always fill up the car.

Used to.

Well, good.

Yeah, good for you.

I don't need your gas.

And just so you know,

I'm gonna see a movie right now

And I don't need

A free ticket from you

'Cause mom paid me bucks

To get out of the house.

So I don't need you

For anything.

Movie tickets here are $.

What?

And popcorn and soda

Are gonna cost you

Another six or seven.

You know what,

I'm not even gonna buy a ticket,

Just going right in.

Caucasian, sweaty,

Wearing a gray sweatshirt.

So what's the difference

And a submarine sandwich?

I always thought a hoagie

Was a hot sandwich

Hot or cold.

No.

I think

It's the other way around.

What's a grinder?

Same thing as a hoagie.

Hey.

Hey, let go.

Let go.

Josh, tell them to let me go.

Josh, josh, tell him--

Tell them-- look,

I know this guy,

I know this guy.

Ask him.

This guy a friend of yours?

No, he's not.

Josh.

You're gonna

Regret this, josh.

You need me.

So hoagie and a grinder;

That's right.

Yeah.

[Music]

[Ringing]

Students, class will begin

In exactly nine seconds.

I'm here.

I'm here.

I'm here.

Yes.

With three seconds to spare.

Sorry.

It's just that josh

Used to wake me up

Every morning.

Used to.

Mr. Parker,

Your personal problems

Don't interest me.

Please go to your lab station.

Yes, sir.

Hey, kat.

Hi, drake.

Is that a zit?

Huh?

Oh, no.

I've never had a zit before.

I'm drake.

I don't get zits.

Drake, please.

Why do I have a zit?

Just zit down--sit.

Sit down at your lab station.

Move.

No.

Roki is my new lab partner.

Dude, I'm your lab partner.

I've been your lab partner

All year.

I asked mr. Rolland

If I could switch.

My new lab partner.

I realize this is awkward.

My lab partner now?

You will work with clayton.

[Laughter]

Oh, no.

Clayton.

Nerd.

Hi, clayton.

Hi.

All right.

Your instructions

Are on the board.

What am I supposed

To mix this stuff with?

Uhhh, you just mix that stuff

With this stuff

And mix it with the stuff.

What?

I don't understand.

I'm just trying to do

My experiment

And not hurt anybody

So just mix that stuff.

What you're saying.

Drake, you better hurry

Or mr. Rolland's gonna get mad.

Oh, I don't know what to do.

Josh usually does everything

And I just watch.

Just take

The magnesium sulphate--

Wait.

What's happening?

What's happening?

Okay.

Okay.

Arms tingling.

Arms tingling.

Chemical emergency.

[Alarm]

Let's get him

In the power shower.

No.

No.

No.

Whoa.

What.

What--what is this?

What are you--what are you--aw.

Drake, are you all right?

What is this?

Whoa.

Hey.

Ah.

Turn it off.

Whoa.

Hey.

Ah.

Drake, you may come out now.

Sit down, drake.

Drake, sit down.

No.

Drake.

Josh.

Look, I'm sorry.

Well--

Look, let me finish okay.

I was wrong, okay.

I was wrong.

What do you mean?

Because I need you

More than you need me.

Way more than you need me.

All right.

Man, I'm sorry

And I'm sorry

And I'm sorry

I'm probably the worst brother

In the world and

You know you're way better off

Without me, you know.

I just need you to understand

That I just--sorry, josh.

I'm sorry.

Oh.

Josh, would you like to go

Talk to drake?

No.

No, sir.

Class, let's get back

To our experiments.

[Music]

Hey, here's your guitar.

Thanks.

You're not even gonna ask

Why I took your guitar?

Why'd you take my guitar?

I used it to k*ll a spider.

[Laughter]

Okay, why aren't you

Freaking out?

It's no fun messin' with you

If you're not gonna freak out.

[Laughter]

I'm sorry.

Hey.

Yeah?

Wanna play some ping-pong?

No.

You really don't wanna put

A paddle in my hand.

[Laughter]

Later.

[Kung fu scream]

We have unfinished business,

Young szechwan.

Josh--

You will address me

Only as master mcgoo-goo.

[Laughter]

Your words they are strong,

Oh, but your skills are weak.

Your foolishness,

Young szechwan,

Has sealed your fate.

Oh, destiny is mine.

[Kung fu scream]

I've never seen someone

So obsessed with a gaming table

He found in a ditch

Behind a gas station.

Okay, ready.

Go.

All right.

One, zip; me.

Dude, you're losing.

You gonna have to play better

Than that if--

All right.

Hey, josh.

Hey, lee.

Did you get a haircut?

No.

Whiten your teeth.

No.

Why?

You just look really good.

Yeah?

Uh-huh.

And you know

I feel really good.