04x16 - The Battle of Panthatar

[bunniefuu]

So listen,

You've all heard me

Tell you a lot of stories

About me and josh.

Over the years,

I've told you a whole lot

About me and my brother, drake.

But this time,

I wanna talk

To your little brothers

And sisters.

But for the next

Couple of minutes,

I wanna talk

To the kids out there

Under the age of six.

Hello.

What's your name?

Hi.

Who are you?

What is your favorite thing

To eat?

What games

Do you like to play?

Me, too.

Hey, do you like me?

Do you wanna be my friend?

Oh, thank you.

What is that

Supposed to mean?

You think I'm handsome?

What a special thing to say.

What?

Well, who you callin' a dork?

Hey hey, hey, hey.

Go get your mother,

Yeah, I'm talkin' to you.

A present?

For me?

All right,

Just bring your kid

Right in front of the tv set

'Cause I got a few things

To say.

A plate of cookies?

Oh, yummy.

I think it's pretty rude

To tell a person that he's a--

Did you just--

You just spit in my eye.

Mmmm.

These are my favorite.

Oh, it burns.

Little fruit, little sammy,

Lot of lemonade

Equals happy josh.

[Music]

Coming up next

On "suzanna louisiana"--

Nope.

--And you'll see it all

Tonight, here on the fruit

And vegetable channel.

Yes.

I'm so mad.

Yes, I can tell

By your violent banana chewing.

I thought

You had a date tonight.

Yes. So did i.

Tamara cancelled.

You know,

No girl's ever cancelled a date

With me.

Flake.

Why'd she flake?

She went hiking

This afternoon;

Got bitten by a snake,

Apparently poisonous.

Whoa, is she okay?

I don't know,

She called me from the hospital,

But I couldn't understand her

'Cause she was

Having trouble breathing.

Can I have that lemonade?

But anyway,

Now it's friday night,

I got nothin' to do.

Never say nothing.

Sit and watch with me.

Tonight, part two

Of our six-part series

On avocados:

Vegetable, fruit or both?

The answer is fruit.

Oh, they just gave it away.

Dude, who even cares

Whether an avocado

Is a vegetable or a fruit?

It's a hot topic.

No one cares.

Everyone cares.

[Doorbell]

I'll get it.

You just eat the avocado.

You don't discuss it.

Yes, can--whoa.

Hello?

Okay, you over there,

And you are right here,

And you, tuck in your shirt.

Excuse me, but who are you?

Yeah, what are you--

Sign here, here,

And here, please.

Wait a minute.

Who are you?

You can't just barge

Into our house

And make us sign things.

My name is rick howard

And I'm with mtv.

Mtv? Gimme the pen.

Dude let me sign first.

Okay.

Tell me what's this all about?

It's about one

Of your classmates in school.

Thornton, come in here, please.

Drake, josh,

Good to see you guys.

Hey, what's going on,

Thornton?

Well, I'm turning

Next week and mtv

Is showing my birthday party

On "dude, I'm ."

On mtv?

I love that show.

Yup.

Yeah, anyway,

So they wanna videotape me,

Handin' out

All the invitations,

So I'm gonna go out,

Come back in, and you guys

Just act natural.

Cool. Natural.

I can do that.

Yeah.

The hair cool with you?

You guys set?

Already rolling.

Go for it.

[Doorbell]

Go.

[Doorbell]

Get the door.

Oh.

I wonder who that could be.

We won't know

Till we open the door.

Thornton.

Hey, guys.

So, I'm having my birthday party

This saturday night

Down at club diego,

And you guys are invited.

Oh.

Thank you, thornton.

We'll be there.

And cut it.

Adequate job, guys.

That'll do it up.

Well, man,

Thanks for inviting us

To your party.

Yeah. Is it gonna be huge?

Well, it's gonna be hot,

But it's a tight list.

Only the coolest kids

I know.

But, then my mom said,

If I invited drake,

I had to invite you, too.

I'll take it.

And it originates

From bolivia

Which is why the avocado

Is a fruit, not a vegetable.

They're saying an avocado

Is a fruit.

It is.

It's a vegetable.

It's a fruit.

Avocados ain't sweet.

A fruit

Doesn't have to be sweet.

Yes, it does.

Then explain the lemon.

Okay, that's a cheap sh*t.

And you say

* And I never thought * people don't care.

* That it'd be so simple

* But I found a way

* I found a way

* If you open up your mind

* (See what's inside)

* It's gonna take some time

* To realize

* But if you look inside

* I'm sure you'll find

* Over your shoulder

* You know that I told you

* I'll always be

* Pickin' you up

* When you're down

* So just turn around

[Music]

I can't believe

You're gonna be

On "dude, I'm ."

I love that show.

I know.

Ooh, and get this:

You saw "galaxy wars"?

I love that movie.

I know.

At the party, mtv is gonna have

Some of the actual

Red skynauts there

To re-enact the scene.

"The battle of panthatar?"

Yeah.

I love that battle.

I know.

Josh, josh, josh,

Look what I have.

Look at it. Look at it.

Look at what I got.

Look what I got.

What, what, what?

The beatles'

"Abbey road" album

Signed by all four beatles.

No way.

Now how'd you get this?

You know

That old guy from england

Who lives two blocks over

From us?

Mister prumpet?

The guy

With the hot granddaughter?

Yes--and yes.

Look, anyway,

His brother used to be

A sound engineer for the beatles

Back in the 's,

So he has like a dozen

Of these autographed albums.

And he just gave this to you?

Yeah, for free.

And all I got to do is stay away

From his granddaughter.

Unbelievable.

John lennon, paul mccartney,

George harrison,

And ringo starr.

I know.

Excuse me,

Do you know what time

"Daddy one leg" starts?

Yeah.

The next show starts

In minutes.

Okay. Thanks.

Aww.

She's got nothin' to do

For minutes.

I think I can help her.

What's up, nichols?

Hey, thornton.

How ya doin', man?

I was just telling steve

About the unbelievable party

You're having.

Yeah. It's gonna be sweet.

Yes.

You know,

I didn't receive an invitation.

I don't know you.

Your loss.

What's his--

No one knows.

Hey, so

I'm trying to figure out

What I should put

In all the gift bags

For party guests.

Gift bags?

Yeah, mtv's lettin' me spend

Bucks per person,

So, do you think

I should give out

The underwater geo--

[Makes sound]

--Or the new pocket--

[Makes sound]

You know what?

I'll just give everyone both.

Yes.

Don't make those sounds

At my party.

Sorry.

Hey, have you seen

My girlfriend?

Diane?

No, broke up with diane.

Dating this new chick, maria.

I'm meeting her here

To see "daddy one leg."

Oh cool.

I heard they got really good--

--Uh, maria?

Yeah. Brunette,

Really cute, about '".

Ah.

She's supposed

To meet me here minutes ago.

I don't know where she could be.

Uhhh, you know--are you sure

That you should have broken up

With that diane girl,

'Cause she just seemed like

A winner.

She moved to vermont.

You could move there, too.

I hear they got trees

Full of syrup.

Thanks, but I'm just gonna go

Find--maria.

Thorton.

Free popcorn?

What are you doin', parker?

Kissin' a girl.

What are you doin'?

You were kissing

My girlfriend.

Oh, you know, that reminds me

Of a funny story--

What's the matter with you?

I'm sorry.

He's just an awesome kisser.

Oh no, he's not.

No, he's not.

No, he's not. No, he's not.

Thornton, you're way better.

Kiss him.

Kiss him right now.

Not a chance.

We are over.

Come on, thornton--

And you, you are uninvited

To my birthday party.

But hey,

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

I didn't know

She was your girlfriend.

Yeah. He didn't know

She was your girlfriend.

You, too. Uninvited.

Oh, that's not fair.

Excuse me.

No yelling in the theater area.

Excuse me,

Where's the lady's restroom?

I am talking to people.

Uninvited.

Enough.

Hey.

Well, did you go

To thornton's house?

Did you apologize?

Yeah.

I went to thornton's house

And I apologized.

Well, perfect.

And?

He had his housekeeper

Kick me out,

Then he hit me with a broom,

And I fell down

Some brick stairs.

Oh, I really wanted to go

To that party.

Why do you ruin everything?

Don't worry, all right?

I'm gonna figure out a way

To get even with that thornton.

I don't wanna get even.

I wanna go

To that birthday party.

Well, thornton hates us.

Well, let's make him

Love us again.

I tried.

Well, maybe we can--

Hey, isn't thornton

A huge beatles fan?

Well, yeah, but I don't see

What that has to do--oh no.

No way.

Don't even think about it.

I'm telling you

If we give him that album

As a birthday present--

Absolutely not.

I guarantee you,

He'll re-invite us.

Dude, I love this album

More than I love myself.

Dude.

Okay, but I love this album

A lot.

Come on.

Look, this party is gonna be

All over mtv.

That's good for you

And your band.

Well, yeah. But--

Plus, they're giving away

Gift bags with free

Underwater geos and pocket pals.

But--

And, not only

Are the actual red skynauts

From "galaxy wars"

Is gonna be there, but I heard

From a semi-reliable source

That there's gonna be

A special appearance

By natasha bergman.

Princess oblongata?

Wearing the robe

Of curiosity.

Oh. But--

[Make sounds]

[Music]

Hi.

Names.

Oh, drake parker

And josh nichols,

But we're not on--

Not on the list.

Yeah, we know

We're not on the list.

But if we could just talk

To thornton

For a couple of minutes--

If you're not on the list,

I can't let you in.

No, you don't understand.

Please, could you just let--

If you could just go

Grab thornton,

We can explain and--

Come on. I'm telling--

Hey,

What are they doing here?

They're not invited.

Yes, sir.

I was just telling them.

But, please, thornton.

Drake didn't know

You were dating maria,

And he feels really bad

About it.

Oh.

I feel really bad about it.

And we brought you

An amazing birthday present

Just to show you

How sorry we are

About what happened.

Give him the present.

Give him the present.

Excuse me a second.

Give him the present.

Abbey road?

Signed by all four beatles?

Yeah.

Uh-huh.

These are real autographs?

Yeah, all four.

Oh my god.

This is like

The best birthday present

I've ever gotten.

This is insane.

Thanks. Wow.

We're gonna go in.

I'm sorry, fellows.

Whoa, whoa. Hey.

You're not on the list.

But we just gave him a--

You just saw us

Giving him a present.

Wait.

Keebler, come out here.

Hey, come out here.

What?

Tell them to let us in.

Yeah.

No.

But we just gave you

The best present

You've ever gotten.

You said so.

Yeah, it is. Thanks.

You're still not invited

To my party.

Oh.

Oh, what did we do?

We just gave him--

And i--it was just--

[Both make sounds]

Will you quit looking at me

Like that?

No.

I'm gonna continue

Looking at you like this

For several more minutes.

Why are you mad at me?

Because you made me

Give that jerk

My autographed beatles album,

And we're still banned

From the party.

Well, I thought

It would work.

Well, it didn't.

Well, maybe,

If you didn't push your lips

Against every girl

With a mouth--

You know what?

--We wouldn't be in this--

Megan parker.

Welcome to the party,

Miss parker.

Right this way.

Oh, hey.

What are you doin' here?

Goin' to the party.

How'd you get invited?

Well,

Thornton's little brother

Has a thing for me,

So he invited me, and I figured,

You know, why not?

Well, can you get us in?

Can I bring

A couple of guests?

Sure.

No.

Hey--

--Evil.

Oh, I can't believe this.

We deserve to go

To that party.

Or at least

I deserve to get my album back.

Hey, hey.

The actors from "galaxy wars"

Are here.

sh**t 'em coming in.

Oh my god. They're here.

[Applause]

[Cheering]

Princess oblongata.

Wearing the robe

Of curiosity.

So, so curious.

Man, I can't believe

We're gonna miss this party.

Hey, I think

I figured out a way to get in,

All right?

Follow me.

Excuse us.

Yes?

Hello, red skynauts.

Hello.

Would you mind

If we took a picture

With you guys?

Sure.

Cool. Cool.

Okay, josh, just stand there

With the guys.

All right.

We are huge "galaxy wars" fans.

All right. Let's see.

All right.

Look tight, guys, look tight.

Wait.

Actually, you know what?

There's not enough light

Out here.

Do you mind

If we take the picture

In that dark alley over there?

No, not at all.

Come on.

Come on.

It'll be really easy.

It'll only take you a second.

Oh, we'll call it

"The dark alley sh**t."

Yeah, come on.

[Applause]

[Cheering]

I do not feel good

About this.

Yeah, I know.

These costumes

Make your butt sweat.

Not the costumes.

I don't like being at a party

Where I'm not welcome.

Well, look,

We're not gonna

Stay here, right?

I just wanna get

My beatles album back

And then we'll leave.

But, how are we gonna get

Your album back?

Look.

They're taking the presents

In that room over there.

Come on.

Okay. Now, let's find

Your beatles album

And get out of here.

Right.

[Growling]

What color of bag

Did we bring?

I don't remember.

Oh, we're never gonna find it.

Yes, we are.

Start rifling.

Rifling.

Okay, okay, okay, everyone.

I'd like to thank you all

For joining me here

On my th birthday.

And now,

Thanks to my friends

Over at mtv.

I give you

Some of the actual cast members

From "galaxy wars"

Performing the climax

Of the battle of panthatar.

[Music]

Where are the other skynauts?

Oh, biscuits.

Oh, man. Where is it?

I don't know.

Whoa.

You find it?

No, but somebody got him

A video watch.

Will you just look

For the album

So we can get out of here?

Right.

Put it back.

How do you open this curtain?

Dude.

Red skynauts, you're on.

Oh, sorry.

We were just practicing

Our moves.

Just get out there.

But are you sure--

Okay.

Just get on.

[Screaming]

You guys

Are supposed to duck.

What are you doin'?

Ow.

Hey, gork--hey, watch out.

No. No.

Hey, duck.

Whoa.

Ow, ow.

I gotta see this movie.

Ow.

[Makes sound]

I dropped from the space

On you.

I'm from space.

Ow. Ow.

Watch out.

Hey, stop it.

Ow, ow.

Oh, my head.

Ow. Oh, no.

Hey.

Will you stop hitting us?

Clearly, we don't know

The choreography.

Okay, back off, back off,

Back off, back off, back off.

All right.

What is the matter

With you guys?

Why aren't you--

Oh.

--Drat.

Hey.

Drake and josh are not invited.

I want them out of here.

No.

Not until

I get my beatles album back.

Look out.

He's got a prop.

Get them out of here.

I mean it, get away.

No.

Come on, you want some fire?

Come on.

Stay back.

Stay back.

Hey, move it. I mean it.

Get away.

Come on. I want you.

Stay back. Stay back.

The battle of panthatar

Is done.

Back to the ship.

[Screaming]

Come on. Let's get them.

Yeah. You guys better run.

They still followin' us?

No. I think we lost 'em

When we cut

Through the parking lot

At b.f. Wangs.

Yeah. Woo. That was close.

Hey, I'm sorry

We didn't get your album back.

Didn't we?

You got it?

I wasn't leaving there

Without the beatles.

Are you guys really

From the movie "galaxy wars?"

Yes.

Absolutely.

You guys wanna go get

Some tacos?

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Look at this thing.

Yeah. It's so dorky.

Mom.

You guys better run.

What are they doing here?

They're not invited.

All right. One more time.

[Makes sound]

Oh, sorry.

All right. All right.

Director calls "wait."

Sorry, sorry.

Love you.

Hey, all good?