07x17 - Pups Save a Bah Humdinger!

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07x17 - Pups Save a Bah Humdinger!

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♪ PAW Patrol, PAW Patrol ♪

♪ We'll be thereon the double ♪

♪ Whenever there's a problem ♪

♪ Round Adventure Bay ♪

♪ Ryder and his team of pups ♪

♪ Will come and savethe day ♪

♪ Marshall, Rubble, Chase,Rocky, Zuma, Skye ♪

♪ Yeah,they're on the way ♪

♪ PAW Patrol, PAW Patrol ♪

♪ Wheneveryou're in trouble ♪

♪ PAW Patrol, PAW Patrol ♪

♪ We'll be thereon the double ♪

♪ No job is too big,no pup is too small ♪

♪ PAW Patrol,we're on a roll ♪

♪ So here we go, PAW Patrol,whoa-oh-oh ♪

♪ PAW Patrol,whoa-oh-oh-oh, PAW Patrol ♪

SANTA CLAUS:Ho-ho-ho!

Such holidayhustle and bustle.

Keep up the Christmas spirit,everyone.

Greetings, Mr. Claus, Sir.Percy Elf reporting for duty.

I'm on my wayto do a last-minute check

of the official Christmas map.

Once I'm done,

you'll see exactlywhere you'll be delivering

every Christmas gifttonight.

Please. Call me Santa.

Here. Have a bunfor the road.

Mrs. Claus baked themwith extra cinnamon.

Tell Mrs. Claus thanks,but I'll have it later.

Sticky fingers and map-makingdo not a merry mix make.

I'd better get jingling, sir.

Call meon your elf tag

when you'reon your way back.

Will do, Mr. Claus, sir.

And it's Santa, please.Call me Santa.

Thank you, Mister, um, Santa.

Hey. That's a pretty goodsnow Santa.

It even looks kind of like him.

You've seen Santafor real?

Yeah. For a little while.

I mean, it waslate at night and snowy.

You're so lucky.

Santa visits my home every year,

but I can never stay uplong enough to see him

and get his autograph.

Dude, you are all aboutthe Santa man.

(Everyone laughing)

Looking pretty Christmas-y,pups.

Oh! What a stunning tree.

(Clucking)

Why, I do believe it's time for

the Adventure Bayholiday harmonizers.

(Playing pitch pipe)

♪ Joy to the citizensof Adventure Bay ♪

♪ It's the PAW Patrol'sfavorite holiday ♪

♪ We're loving Christmas snow ♪

♪ We're laughing, ho-ho-ho ♪

♪ 'Cause Santa is on his way ♪

(Sleigh bells ringing)

Hey. I think I hear his sleigh.

Tracker, that's justyour pup tag jingling.

Oh. Yeah.(Laughing)

♪ The lights are being strung ♪

♪ The ornamentsare being hung ♪

♪ And now we celebratethe holiday ♪

♪ It's Christmastimein Adventure Bay ♪

♪ It's Christmastime inAdventure Bay ♪

♪ And Foggy Bottom, too ♪

(Meowing)

Sounds like you arefull of Christmas spirit,

Mayor Humdinger.

Why wouldn't I be?

Santa is going to bring methe special gift I asked for:

a cuddly kittysqueaky stuffy.

(Meowing)

Oh, right. You kittieswanted something, too.

I'll put it in my letterto Santa.

Next year. Maybe.

Are you sure Santa will bringyou a present, Mayor Humdinger?

You were kind of naughtyto the kitties.

My naughty-nice snow globethinks so, too.

Naughty? I'm the nicest mayorI know.

Right, kitties?

(Grumbling)

Exactly.

Ooh. I do lovethese cinnamon buns.

Okay. Where was I?

Oh, yes. So many nice peopleand pups here in Adventure Bay.

I have to make sure Santa visitseach and every one, and-- Agh!

Oh, no.

Whoa! Jingle-jangle-jeepers.Oof.

Just a merry little mishap,Percy.

Now, let's get back to makingSanta's map, and--

Oh, no! Where'd it go?

Oh. Got to find that map.

Argh. I'll show them who's nice.

Come on, kitties.

Huh?Are you one of Santa's elves?

Um, I really can't say.

It's against Rule (b)in the Elf Handbook. Oops!

So, you are an elf!I knew it.

Hey. Why aren't youup in the North Pole

making my cuddly kittysqueaky stuffy?

Uh, you want to take that upwith Tappy.

He's in charge of toys.I'm in maps.

(Meowing)

Oh, thank you so much,little kitty.

Phew. Withoutthis special map,

Santa wouldn't knowwhich homes to visit.

Why does Foggy Bottomhave a sad-face sticker?

Apparently,no one is nice enough there

for a visit from Santa.

Now, if you'll excuse me,I've got to get this map to him.

(Engine sputtering)

Huh. That doesn't soundChristmas-y.

(Grunting)

Ugh. And please don't sayyou saw an elf.

It kind of spoils the magicof Christmas.

I got to change that mapbefore Santa sees it.

But how do I get it awayfrom him?

(Snickering)I know.

Hey, everybody, look!

It's one of Santa's elves.

Elf, elf, elf!

What? No. That is not nice.

Elf, elf, elf!

One of Santa's elves?

This is my lucky day.

Elf, elf, elf!

(Pups barking)

(Snickering)

A real elf?

You help Santa make toys?

How fast can his sleigh go?

I bet it'sa gazillion miles an hour.

Oof.

Oh. I'm so sorry, Mr. Elf.

It's just thatI'm Santa's biggest fan.

Do you know the reindeer?Which one isSanta's favorite?

I like Blitzen.How tall are you?

So many questions.Sorry. I can't answer them.

It's the elf code.

Quick, kitties. Let's go. Huh?

I'll takethat shiny elf doodad.

(Meowing)

(Cackling)

Sorry, everyone.

I really have to get back tothe North Pole with my...

...map. I lost it again?

Where's my map?

(Engine humming,brakes squealing)

With Ryder and the pups busywith that silly elf,

I'll change Santa's map.

(Cackling)

Now, Santa will deliver toysto everyone in Foggy Bottom.

Me! Ho-ho-ho.

(Meowing)

You're right.

I'd better get rid ofAdventure Bay entirely.

This way,Santa won't even go there.

He'll just bring their presentsto me.

Double ho-ho-ho!

Now, how do I get this new,improved map to the North Pole

before Santa takes off?

(Meowing)

(Gasping)I know.

We'll borrow the Air Patroller.

Why didn't you kittiesthink of that?

(Meowing)

Anyone found Percy's map yet?

Nope. Sorry.

I'll keep looking.

Oh, what a Christmascatastrophe.

And now Santa won't knowwhich homes to visit.

Can you rememberwhere you last had it?

It was right in my hand,

before one of the pupsstartled me and I fell over.

That was me, Tracker.Lo siento. I'm sorry.

Maybe I should beon the naughty list.

Now, now, Tracker.it was an accident.

I'll just check inwith Santa on my elf tag.

It's missing, too?

Now I'm really sorry.Lo siento mucho.

I'll just have to fly backto the North Pole

and tell Santa in person.

(Engine sputtering)

If I had a hoversledthat wasn't broken.

We can help him.Can't we, Ryder?

Absolutely.

Don't worry, Percy.

No map is too missing.No pup is too small.

PAW Patrol,to the Lookout.

PUPS:Ryder needs us.

Whoopsie!

Whoa. Icy.

(Barking)

Whoa!

Marshall, careful.

Whoa. Oof.

Sorry for making a pup messon Christmas.

(All laughing)

(Elevator bell dinging)

PAW Patrol ready for action,Ryder, sir.

Thanks, pups.

I'm afraid our holidayis on hold

until we can help Percy.

We need to findPercy's missing map

and fixhis broken hoversled

or Santa won't be able tomake his Christmas deliveries.

Where's my map?

Uh-oh.Oh, no.

So, for this mission I'll needSpy Chase.

I'll need you to useyour sniffing skills

and drone to help findthe map.

Spy Chaseis on the Christmas case.

And Rocky.

I need you touse your tools

to fix Percy'sbroken hoversled

so he canhurry back home.

Green means go.To the North Pole.

All right. PAW Patrolis on a Christmas roll.

(Barking)

♪ PAW Patrol ♪

♪ Go, go, go, go,go, go, go ♪

♪ PAW Patrol ♪

♪ Go, go, go, go,go, go, go ♪

(Barking)

♪ Chase ♪

♪ Go, go, go, go,go, go, go ♪

♪ Go, go, go, go ♪

♪ PAW Patrol ♪

♪ Rocky ♪

♪ Go, go, go, go,go, go, go ♪

♪ PAW Patrol, PAW Patrol ♪

(Engine revving)

(Siren wailing)

(Grunting)

Up, up and aw-- Ugh.

Oh. No luck.

(Siren wailing)

Rocky, see if you can find out

what's wrongwith that hoversled.

I'm on it.

Now it's time to findthat missing map.

Chase, see if you canpick up its scent.

Okay.

(Sniffing)

I think I smell cinnamon.

That's probably fromthe cinnamon bun I was eating

while looking at the map.

Oh. I bet the mapsmells like cinnamon, too.

I smell it coming fromthat direction.

(Barking)Drone.

How's the hoversledcoming, Rocky?

It's a little tricky.

I've never seenthis tech before,

but I'll keep trying.

Great.

Ryder, I think I found part ofthe map on the Christmas tree.

RYDER:See if you can get the droneto grab it.

HUMDINGER:Robo-Dog,

I have official mayor businesswith Santa.

Now, fly us to the North Pole

so I can show himthis new, improved map.

(Barking sternly)

Oh, really. In that case,

you can fly theAir Patroller, right?

(Meowing)

Ooh.

(Blades whirring)

(Cackling)

Ha-ha.

This piece of the maphas Adventure Bay on it.

If Santa doesn't see it,

he won't knowhe's supposed to visit here.

We'll have to take youto the North Pole, fast.

But it looks likemy hoversled

is grounded for good.

Don't worry.Rocky will keep working on it.

We have another way to get youto the North Pole.

PAW Patrol, to the-- Huh?

(Engine roaring)

(Gasping)Air Patroller?

HUMDINGER:Purr-fect piloting.

Next stop,the North Pole.

Ho-ho-ho.

Robo-Dog, what happened?Who's flying the Air Patroller?

Robo-Dog, I have official mayor business with Santa.

Now, fly us to the North Pole

so I can show him this new, improved map.

Mayor Humdingertook the Air Patroller.

(Gasping)And my map.

He must be the naughty fellowwho cut out Adventure Bay.

Then we've got to b*at MayorHumdinger to the North Pole

and tell Santawhat happened.

PAW Patrol,to the PAW Patroller.

This PAW Patrolleris jingle-tastic,

but there's a lot ofsuper slippery snow

on the way up to the North Pole.

I know who can help usget there.

Oh. Hi, Ryder. Merry almost Christmas.

Hi, Everest. We need your helpto stop Mayor Humdinger.

He took the Air Patroller.

And the special mapthat shows Santa

where all the nice kidsand pups live.

Hi. Percy. Elf.

(Gasping) A real elf? Wow.

Nice to meet you. How can I help?

We need youand your Snow Cat.

We're chasing the planeto the North Pole.

Ice or snow, I'm ready to go save Christmas.

Thanks. Robo-Dog,to Jake's Mountain

as fast as you can.

(Barking)

Hey, Everest.Hey, guys.

Mayor Humdinger isalmost at the North Pole.

Ay-yi-yi. We can't let himgive Santa the wrong map.

How will we ever stop him?

Maybe I can call himand get him to change his mind.

Mayor Humdinger, it's Ryder.

What? Uh, you must havethe wrong number.

I'm not Mayor Humdinger.I'm... I'm...

Hummy. Hummy the elf.

Season's greetings, and to all a good night.

Mayor Humdinger,I know it's you.

Now, please be nice and returnthe Air Patroller

and Percy's map.

I don't knowwhat you're talking about,

and it's pretty naughtyto wrongly accuse an elf

on Christmas Eve, young fellow.

Hey! You took my elf tag, too?

That's how we elvestalk to Santa.

Oops. That's supposed to besuper secret.

So, I can reach Santaon this thingama-jingle-bell?

Tee-hee and bye-bye.

Robo-Dog, we've got to hurry

before Santa takes offwith the wrong map.

Hang on.

ALL:Whoa!

(Thudding)

RYDER:Is everyone okay?

Yeah.Yep.

I'm good.(Barking)

Kitties, I'm going to try

to reach Santa on this gizmo.

So, I need perfect silence.

(Meowing)

Shh. Kitties,you need to be quiet

if I'm going to foolMr. Jolly Belly.

Hello? Santa here. Who's Mr. Jolly Belly?

(Gasping)Santa? The real Santa?

I mean, this is Hummy.Percy's friend.

Also an elf.

Hummy?

I'm new.

Anyhoo, Percy had some troublewith his hoversled,

so I'm bringing you the map.

Because I'm nice, you know.

Oh. Well, I'm sureyou are, Hummy.

And I do need to startdelivering gifts soon.

Great.

(Cackling)

I mean, tee-hee?

Here you go, Santa.

Your officialChristmas delivery map.

Um, Percy told meto make sure

you saw all the stickers

on Foggy Bottom.

Folks are so nice there,especially the mayor.

Uh-huh.Well, if that's what Percy said,

then that's good enough for me.

Really? I did it?

I mean, got to go. Got somelast-minute elf stuff to do.

Good try, Robo-Dog,but we're really stuck.

Rocky, how'sthe hoversled repair coming?

Still no luck, Ryder.

Don't feel bad, Rocky.

North Pole techis rather complicated.

Christmas will be ruinedif we can't get to Santa.

Maybe I can help.

Hang on, Tracker.

There's another pupthat's right for this job.

Everest, can your Snow Catdig us out of here?

That's a lot of snow to blow,but let's give it a go.

I've almost got the tires clear.Okay. You're good to go.

(Engine revving)

Great job, Everest.

Now, lead the wayin case we get stuck again.

On it.

Fly faster.

I need to get home and wait formy cuddly kitty squeaky stuffy.

And everyone else's toys,too.

(Snickering)

Hmph.

Fine. I can fly this baby.

How hard can it be?

(Screaming)

Whoa-oa-oa!

This is harder than it looks.

(Kitties yelping)

(Thudding)

Oh, no.We're stuck in the middle of--

I don't know where we are.

Better call Santa on my elf tag.

(Gasping)It's gone!

Kitties, search for the elf tag.I'll yell for...

...help!

That's weird.

The Air Patroller'sGPS signal disappeared.

Hey. Maybe that meanswe're going to b*at him

to the North Pole after all.

So, we'll save Christmasand get to meet Santa?

Hmm. I hope the Air Patroller isnot in some kind of trouble.

(Kitties yelping)

HUMDINGER: Help!

Wait a minute.I hear a call for help.

And... meows?

Robo-Dog,stop the PAW Patroller.

See if Trackercan get a fix on that sound.

HUMDINGER: Help! I'm chilly.

It's Mayor Humdinger. The soundis coming from that way.

But the North Pole is that way.

I know. Even if it meansmissing Santa,

we're rescue pups first.

Now, that's the PAW Patrolspirit, Tracker.

Hitch a ride with Everest,and let your ears lead the way.

Muy bueno, amiga.

Oh. This wentfrom the best Christmas

to the worst Christmas.Ever.

CHASE:Attention, Mayor Humdinger

and kitties,

the PAW Patrol is here to help.

We'll get you out of therereal soon.

Looks likethe ramp is blocked.

We'll have to open it upanother way.

Tracker, can you get to the topof the Air Patroller?

For sure.

(Barking)Cables.

Nice.

(Barking)Multi-tool.

Marshall, I need youand your ladder.

I'm ready fora ruff-ruff rescue.

(Barking)Ladder.

PAW Patrol? It's about time...

That I said, "Thank you."

Whoopsie.Whoa!

(Thudding)Oof.

Are you okay,Mayor Humdinger?

Yes, but no.

We're all going tomiss Christmas because of me.

See, I gave Santaa messed-up map.

Pretty naughty, I know.

I'm sorry.

As long as youand the kitties are okay

and we're all together,

that's what Christmasis all about.

Ryder is right.

Christmas is more than justSanta and presents.

It's about helping others.

Yeah!Totally.

(Man crying)

I'm sorry. I get a little weepy

when folks figure outthe true meaning of Christmas.

(Jingling)

ROCKY:Ryder, Percy?Check this out.

It just started working again,almost like magic.

That'swhat was missing.

Your Christmas spiritfixed my hoversled.

I'd better get to Santa beforehe leaves with the wrong map.

We'll be right behind you.

Now, Dasher. Now, Dancer.

Wait! Santa, wait.

Ho-ho-whoa!What's all this, Percy?

It's a missing pieceof the Christmas delivery map.

SANTA:Adventure Bay. Of course.

We wouldn't want to leave outthose nice folks.

Thanks, Percy.

Actually, Ryder and the PAWPatrol are the ones to thank.

Especially Tracker.

He's your biggest fan,Santa.

(Gasping)Santa? It's really him!

Tracker and the pups werewilling to miss Christmas

in order to rescueothers in need.

What good pups.

That truly isthe Christmas spirit.

Mucho gusto, Tracker.

It's a pleasureto meet all of you.

(Giggling)Hola.

Well, I'd love to stay and chat,but I'm running a little late.

Um, can I help?

'Cause I'd like tomake up for

being a teensy bit naughty.

Well. Good to seeyou again, Hummy.

Oh, bah.

Well, if you and the PAW Patrol

can load some of these giftsinto that fancy plane,

you can help me deliver them.

The PAW Patrolis on a Christmas roll.

HUMDINGER:Yes! Ha-ha.

Care to ride withme and Percy, Tracker?

Yay!

Ho-ho-ho. Let's go.

("Joy to the World" playing)



Look, Chickaletta.All these wonderful gifts.

ALL:Merry Christmas, everybody.

Merry Christmas,Hummy.

A cuddly kittysqueaky stuffy?

Ooh, it'sjust what I wanted.

(Toy squeaking)

Ugh!

(Sighing) Here you go.

Merry Christmas.

(Toy squeaking)Thank you.

See? I knewyou could be nice.

Oh!(Giggling)

PAW Patrol,thanks for helping me

and for saving Christmas.No problem.

Whenever your holidays arein trouble, just yelp for help.

♪ The lights have been strung ♪

♪ The ornamentsare all hung ♪

♪ And now we celebratethe holiday ♪

♪ It's Christmastimein Adventure Bay ♪

♪ It's Christmastime inAdventure Bay ♪

Ho-ho-ho!

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