A06x02 - The Queen/Perfume/Mirrors/The Olden Days/Mr. Bull in a China Shop

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Peppa Pig". Aired: 31 May 2004 –; present.*
Watch/Buy Amazon  Merchandise


Adventures, mishaps and friendships of Peppa Pig, her brother George, their parents, and the other animal families who make up their town.
Post Reply

A06x02 - The Queen/Perfume/Mirrors/The Olden Days/Mr. Bull in a China Shop

Post by bunniefuu »

- ♪

- I'm Peppa Pig. [oinks]

This is my little brother George.

- GEORGE: [oinking]

- This is Mummy Pig. - MUMMY: [oinks]

- And his is Daddy Pig. - DADDY: [huge oink]

- ALL: [laughing]

- Peppa Pig.[oinks]

- ♪

- MALE NARRATING: Peppa and her family are watching television.

- PEPPA & GEORGE: [giggling]

- MAN ON TV: And now a special message from the Queen.

- The Queen! The Queen! - GEORGE: [oinking]

- [trumpet fanfare]

- MAN ON TV: This is the Queen.

- Hello, to you all.

- Hello, Queen!

- Today, I have decided to give an award

to the hardest-working person in the country.

- I wonder who that will be?

- It certainly won't be you, darling.

- The hardest-working person in the country is...

Miss Rabbit. - ALL: Oh?

- NARRATOR: Miss Rabbit runs the ice cream store,

the recycling center... - [metal thuds]

- NARRATOR: ...the library. - Shhh!

- NARRATOR: She drives the train...

- [train chugging]

- NARRATOR: the fire engine... - [siren wailing]

- NARRATOR: flies a rescue helicopter...

and works the supermarket checkout.

- [window covers whirring] - Whew.

What a long day. - ALL: Surprise!

- Ah! What are you lot doing here?

- Miss Rabbit, I have a very special letter for you.

- PEPPA: Open it. [oinks]

- [reading] "Miss Rabbit, please come to my palace

"to get a medal for all your hard work.

Bring friends. All the best, the Queen."

- ALL: Ooohh! - [heavy thud]

- NARRATOR: Miss Rabbit has fainted.

- I can't visit the Queen!

I've got too much work to do.

- Relax. No one will be working that day.

- The Queen has made it a holiday.

- ALL: Hooray!

- NARRATOR: It is the day Miss Rabbit visits the Queen.

Peppa and her friends are going, too.

- ♪ We're off to see the Queen ♪

♪ We're off to see the Queen

♪ E-i-happy-o

♪ We're off to see the Queen [giggling]

- MISS RABBIT: Here we are.

- NARRATOR: This is the Queen's palace.

- [trumpet fanfare]

- Hello? Is anybody there?

- Look at all that fancy stuff.

- Don't touch anything.

- [vase rattling] - Oops.

- What a big house.

- Lots of room for a Queen to kick a ball about.

- Where is the Queen?

- Queen? Queen? Where are you?

- [knitting needles clicking]

- Hello, have you seen the Queen today?

- She's an old lady with a crown on her head.

- I am the Queen. - [heavy thud]

- NARRATOR: Miss Rabbit has fainted again.

- Hello, Mrs. Queen. - Baaaa!

Why aren't you wearing a crown?

- I don't wear it much because it's very heavy.

- Are you the boss of all the world?

- Not quite.

- Do you tell people what to do?

- Sometimes.

- Can you make teachers disappear?

- Oh, too many questions.

- The children are very excited to meet you, Your Majesty.

- I'm excited to meet all of you.

And now for Miss Rabbit's medal.

- CHILDREN: Ooooh!

- This is the Queen's Award for Industry.

- Thank you.

- Keep up the good work.

Three cheers for Miss Rabbit. Hip hip...

- CHILDREN: Hooray!

- QUEEN: Hip hip... - CHILDREN: Hooray!

- QUEEN: Hip hip hip... - CHILDREN: Hooray!

[giggling]

- Now for the party. To the garden.

- ♪

- You've got a lovely big garden, Your Majesty.

- Do you play in it all the time?

- I don't have much time for playing, no.

- That's sad.

- Oh, dear, a muddy puddle.

Never mind. We can walk around it.

- You can't walk around a muddy puddle.

- No? - No.

You have to jump in it.

[giggling]

- Oh, I say, that does look fun.

Here one goes, then.

- Stop!

- CHILDREN: [gasping]

- If you jump in muddy puddles, you must wear your boots...

Your Majesty.

- NARRATOR: Oh, dear, the Queen is not wearing her boots.

- Wheeee!

- BOTH: [laughing]

- NARRATOR: The Queen loves jumping

up and down in muddy puddles.

Everyone loves jumping up and down in muddy puddles.

- [birds tweeting]

- NARRATOR: Peppa and George are visiting

Granny and Grandpa's house.

Peppa is watching Granny Pig at her dressing table.

- You smell nice, Granny.

- Thank you, Peppa.

It's my perfume de lavender.

- [sniffing] It smells like your garden.

- That's because perfume is made of flowers.

- [perfume sloshing] - Hm...

Granny, I've got a very good idea.

- Really? - Yes.

First, I need some water.

- Here's your water. - Right.

Now I'm going to put flowers in it and make perfume.

- That's nice, dear.

But only pick flowers from the grass, not from the flower bed.

Okay? - Okay.

[giggling]

Hello, flowers.

Who wants to be in my perfume?

I'm going to put you in my beaker of water.

[giggling]

Hello, butterfly.

I'm making perfume.

It's going to be the prettiest, smelliest perfume ever.

[sniffing] Lovely!

- NARRATOR: Here is George.

- Stand back, George. I'm making perfume.

Do you want to watch? - [oinking]

- First, I pick a smelly flower. [sniffing]

Very flowery.

Then I put it in my beaker.

No, George.

You can't put grass in my perfume.

It needs the smell of flowers.

Smell. - [sniffing]

Yuck!

- NARRATOR: George does not like smelly flowers.

Grandpa Pig is in his herb garden.

- Grandpa! Grandpa! Smell this.

- [sniffing]

Woo-ee. It smells like pond water.

- It's my special perfume.

I made it with flowers from the garden.

- [sniffing]

Oh, yes, it's the most beautiful perfume in the world.

- Yes. - Do you like it, George?

- No.

- George doesn't like the smell of flowers.

- Take this bucket, George.

You can make perfume out of something else.

I have got lots of lovely smelly things in my herb garden.

This is "Rosemary." I like to use it in my cooking.

- [sniffing] Mm, it smells interesting.

- [sniffing, coughing]

- This is "Mint."

- [sniffing] Ooh, that smells very...minty.

- [sniffing] Ugh.

- And this is "Lavender."

- [sniffing]

Ooh, that smells like Granny Pig's perfume.

- [sniffing]

Wow, that's a strong smell of lavender.

Ah, Granny Pig, you smell nice.

- Thank you, Grandpa Pig.

- Granny! Granny! Smell this.

- [sniffing] Oh!

What is it? - It's my perfume.

- Oh, yes, it's lovely.

Has George made some perfume, too?

- No, Granny.

He doesn't like the smell of anything.

- There must be something you like the smell of.

- GEORGE: [oinking]

- NARRATOR: George has found a muddy puddle.

- GEORGE: [giggling] [oinking]

- Ah, George.

What have you got there?

- Have you made some perfume?

[sniffing]

Actually, that smells quite nice.

- [sniffing] It smells lovely.

- [sniffing] I say--that is delightful.

What did you put in it, George? - [oinking]

- George's perfume is made out of muddy puddles.

- ALL: [sniffing] Ahhhh...

- Perfume de muddy puddle.

- PEPPA: Whee!

- ALL: [laughing]

- [oinks]

Granny Pig, you smell even nicer than you did before.

- Yes, you should use perfume de muddy puddle more often.

- ALL: [laughing]

- Daddy, why are you wearing that funny hat?

- Oh, ho, ho, this is my beret.

It puts me in the mood for painting pictures.

- NARRATOR: Mummy Pig is fixing a big mirror

onto the bathroom wall.

- Lovely. - [oinking]

- NARRATOR: George thinks there is

another little piggy in the bathroom.

- MUMMY: It's a mirror, George.

Mirrors are shiny. That's why you can see yourself.

- [blowing raspberry]

[giggling]

- George, what are you doing?

- George is looking at himself in the big shiny mirror.

- [oinks] It is very shiny.

[oinks]

Come on, George, let's find some more shiny things.

- [giggling]

- Daddy? [oinks]

We're looking for shiny things to see ourselves in.

- Have a look in a spoon.

- BOTH: Oooh.

- NARRATOR: Peppa and George can see their faces

in the shiny spoons.

- [giggling] Our faces look funny.

- DADDY: Now turn the spoon around.

- I'm upside down.

- DADDY: And turn it around again.

- Now I'm the right way up.

How does that work, Daddy?

- It's simple, Peppa.

Concave surfaces reflect light waves

inversely to their origin and--

- Is it magic?

- Uh, yes, it's magic.

- [doorbell ringing]

- NARRATOR: Suzy Sheep has come to play with Peppa.

- Hello, Peppa and George.

- Hello, Suzy.

Look at that.

- Baaaa! It's a spoon.

- PEPPA: It's a shiny spoon.

Look, I can make you go upside down.

[giggling] - Ooooh.

How does that work?

- It's magic. My daddy says so.

- Ah, let's find some more magic shiny things--in the garden.

- ALL: [giggling]

- [oinking]

- NARRATOR: George has found a muddy puddle.

- Ooh, it's shiny enough to see our faces.

- I can see the sky. There's a cloud. Baaaa!

- NARRATOR: Here are Pedro Pony and Danny Dog.

- PEDRO & DANNY: Hello, everyone.

- Did you drop something in that puddle?

- No, we're looking at the sky.

- But the sky is in the sky.

- PEPPA: [oinks] Look at this spoon.

- That's my face. It looks funny.

Whoa! Now I'm upside down.

How does that work?

- It's a funny magic mirror spoon. Baaaa!

- Woof. Woof. I know where there's some big funny mirrors.

- Really?

- Wobbly mirrors in a tent.

- Where are these wobbly mirrors?

- At the fair.

- NARRATOR: The parents have brought

the children to the fair.

- Roll up! Roll up! See my amazing wobbly mirrors.

- CHILDREN: [giggling]

- NARRATOR: The tent is full of big wobbly mirrors.

- Ooh, what happened to my body? [giggling]

- [giggling] You're a wobbly jelly. Baaaa!

- BOTH: [giggling]

- Wobble. Wobble. Wobble.[oinks]

How does it do that, Daddy?

- It's very simple.

Illusions of optical differentials

by convex and concave surfaces generate patterns that--

- So, it's magic. - Uh...

Yes, it's magic.

- Look at me. [giggling]

I've gone all squishy.

- [giggling, roaring]

- I've got a long neck-- like a giraffe. [giggling]

- This mirror looks normal to me. [oinks]

- Daddy, where's your big tummy gone?

- What tummy? - CHILDREN: [giggling]

- NARRATOR: It is Mummy Rabbit

with her baby twins, Rosie and Robbie.

- Hello, sister. How are you today?

- Very good, sister.

Mustn't chat for long, though.

I've got customers inside the tent.

- Aren't the mirrors amazing, Daddy Pig?

- Wow, I can see two of you.

- What do you mean?

- I can see you in the mirror, but there's no mirror.

Is it...magic?

- Silly Daddy. It's Miss Rabbit and Mummy Rabbit.

- DADDY: Oh.

- I suppose we do look a bit the same.

- Well... - BOTH: ...we are sisters.

- ALL: [laughing]

- Wow, I like these glasses.

- Yes, Peppa, you look fantastic.

- [oinks] I look fantastic.

- BOTH: [laughing]

- NARRATOR: Suzy Sheep has come to play at Peppa's house.

- [oinks] Hello, Suzy.

- Hello, Peppa. Baaaa!

I've got something to show you.

Look!

- What is it?

- It's a photograph.

Who do you think it is?

- PEPPA: [gasping] It's a baby sheep.

- It's me! Baaaa!

- You're not a baby. [oinks]

- It's an old photo when I was a baby.

- Don't be silly, Suzy.

- In the olden days, you were a baby, too, Peppa.

- No, I wasn't.

- Yes, you were.

Ask your mummy.

- NARRATOR: Mummy Pig is working on the computer.

- [oinks] Mummy?

- Hello, Peppa.

- Suzy is talking nonsense.

- No, I'm not.

- She said in the olden days, I was a baby. [oinks]

- Well, you were, Peppa.

Look, here are some photos on the computer.

Who do you think that is?

- PEPPA: It's Baby Alexander.

- NARRATOR: Baby Alexander is Peppa's cousin.

- No, that's you as a baby, Peppa.

- Baby Peppa. - SUZY & PEPPA: [giggling]

- Somebody sounds like they're having fun.

- Look, Daddy, that's a picture of me as a baby.

- I remember it well.

It was taken on our first day in this house.

- What do you mean?

- When you were little, we moved into this house.

We brought all our things on top of our car.

- [hammering nail]

- DADDY: Mummy Pig put some pictures up.

- MUMMY: Daddy Pig put up a shelf.

- [vase smashing]

- MUMMY: And Grandpa Pig made us a lovely flower garden.

- Where's Grandpa's lovely flower garden now?

- Daddy Pig looked after it.

- Uh, we had the wrong kind of soil for flowers.

- SUZY & PEPPA: Oh?

- And, anyway, you needed somewhere to play.

- You and Suzy loved to play in the garden.

- [oinks] Was Suzy my friend in the olden days?

- DADDY: Yes, you and Suzy have always been best friends.

- BOTH: [blowing raspberries]

[giggling]

- [oinking] - [baaa'ing]

- In the olden days,

did Suzy and me jump up and down in muddy puddles?

- No, Peppa. You were babies.

You couldn't even walk.

- Oh. - What did we do?

- BOTH: [crying] - MUMMY: You cried.

- BOTH: [burping] - MUMMY: You burped.

- BOTH: [giggling] - MUMMY: And you laughed.

- Baaaa! We were babies.

- Baby Suzy. - Baby Peppa.

- BOTH: [giggling]

- Goo goo, gah gah. Goo goo, gah gah.

- BOTH: [giggling]

- MUMMY: Soon after that, you were toddlers.

- [oinking] - [baaa'ing]

- PEPPA: And where was George?

- He was a baby-- in my tummy.

- [oinking] Yes, you were in my tummy, George.

- You've got a big tummy, Daddy.

Is there a baby in there?

- Oh, ho, ho, no, Peppa.

This tummy is pure muscle.

- ALL: [laughing]

- MUMMY: And so George was born.

- BABY GEORGE: Goo goo, gah gah.

- And Granny and Grandpa gave George a very special present.

Can you guess what it was?

- PEPPA: Mr. Dinosaur!

- MUMMY: That's right.

- BABY GEORGE: [giggling]

Grrr! [giggling]

- DADDY: And you and Suzy were running and jumping around.

- BOTH: [giggling]

- MUMMY: Then, one day, you saw something amazing.

- Muddy puddle! [giggling]

- Peppa, if you jump in muddy puddles,

you must wear your boots.

- [giggling, oinking]

- You loved jumping up and down in muddy puddles.

- I still do!

- CHILDREN: [giggling]

- Let's take a photo now.

- [flashbulb popping]

- NARRATOR: Peppa loves jumping up and down in muddy puddles.

- ALL: [laughing]

- NARRATOR: Peppa has always loved

jumping up and down in muddy puddles.

- ALL: [laughing]

- NARRATOR: Peppa and her family are going for a drive.

- PEPPA: [giggling] I love our car.

- Oh, ho, and our car loves us, too, don't you?

- [car horn tooting]

- Stop! - [brakes screeching]

- NARRATOR: It is Mr. Bull and his friends.

- Digger. Digger. [giggling]

- NARRATOR: George likes diggers.

- Hello, Mr. Bull. What's up?

- We're digging up the road.

- Will it take long?

- It will take as long as it takes.

[straining]

- [metal pipe clanging]

- Lads, let's smash up this old pipe.

- [heavy thud]

- NARRATOR: Mr. Bull is good at smashing things.

- BOTH: Wow!

- [bell ringing] - Tea break!

- Oh, dear, now we'll have to wait even longer.

- Why don't you join us, Mummy Pig?

Plenty of tea to go around.

- That sounds lovely. Thank you, Mr. Bull.

- PEPPA & GEORGE: [giggling]

- That's a nice tea pot, Mr. Bull.

- Yes, Peppa. It's made of delicate china.

- NARRATOR: Mr. Bull likes delicate china.

- You have to be very, very careful with china.

- Why?

- Because china can break very easily.

[coughing]

That's why I always... - [tea pot thuds]

- PEPPA: [gasping]

- NARRATOR: Oh, dear, Mr. Bull

has smashed the tea pot to pieces.

- PEPPA: Oh, no.

- I put it down too hard.

I don't know my own strength.

- Maybe we can fix it, boss. I've got cement.

- I've got a rivet g*n.

- It's not gonna work, lads.

- I know. Miss Rabbit has a china shop.

She could mend it.

- Good idea, Mummy Pig.

We'll go right now.

- Can I come, too?

- We'll all go! - PEPPA & GEORGE: [giggling]

- [engine starting]

- NARRATOR: Mr. Bull is going to the china shop.

This is Miss Rabbit's china shop.

- There we are. - [wire cable creaking]

- [door bells jangling] - Hello? Can I help you?

- Moo! - MISS RABBIT: [screaming]

A bull in a china shop! - [footsteps pounding]

- Hello, Miss Rabbit. - [china chattering]

- I have broken my china tea pot.

- Oh, dear. - Can you fix it?

- Let's have a look.

Hm, that's very broken.

- I've smashed it to bits.

- Yes, but I think I can fix it.

- Oh, goody.

Can we help? - GEORGE: [oinking]

- Of course, Peppa. - PEPPA & GEORGE: [giggling]

- Oh, these two pieces fit together.

- NARRATOR: Fixing the tea pot

is a bit like doing a jigsaw puzzle.

- MISS RABBIT: Well done, Peppa.

I'll glue those bits together.

- [giggling] - [oinking]

- NARRATOR: George has also found two pieces that fit.

- MISS RABBIT: Well done, George.

- [giggling]

- MISS RABBIT: Nearly finished.

That's the lid.

There's just this funny shaped bit left.

Where does that go?

- [giggling]

That's the tea pot's handle, Miss Rabbit.

- Oh, so it is.

I don't know much about china tea pots.

- It's as good as new!

- Be careful not to smash it again.

- Oh, ho, I am very good at smashing things.

- [vase rattling] - ALL: [gasping]

- [rattling stops] - ALL: Whew!

- Well done, Peppa.

- Thank you for mending my tea pot, Miss Rabbit.

- No trouble, Mr. Bull. - [pounding footsteps]

- [door bells jangling] - Whew.

- Look, boss, a pothole.

- NARRATOR: There is a small hole in the road.

- And it's right outside Miss Rabbit's shop.

- What do you think, lads?

Can we have a hole outside Miss Rabbit's shop?

- BOTH: No.

- You fixed my tea pot. I'll fix your road.

- Uh, it's not my road.

- PEPPA: Mr. Bull?

How are you going to mend the hole?

- We'll dig up the road!

- [jackhammer pounding]

- NARRATOR: Mr. Bull is digging up the road.

- MR. BULL: [laughing]

- NARRATOR: Mr. Bull likes digging up the road.

Everybody likes digging up the road.

- ♪

- ♪ Peppa Pig

[oinks]

[giggling]

[oinking]

♪ Peppa Pig

[oinking]

[laughing]

♪ Peppa Pig ♪

[oinks]
Post Reply