07x12 - Max's Big Race/Max's S'mores

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Max & Ruby". Aired: May 3, 2002 – present.*
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Follows two rabbits: Max, a rambunctious and achievement-determined three-year-old and his sister Ruby, a seldom-patient, goal-oriented and sometimes, annoyingly-restrictive seven-year-old.
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07x12 - Max's Big Race/Max's S'mores

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[children]: Max and Ruby!

[giggles]

♪ Max and Ruby

♪ Ruby and Max

♪ Max and Ruby

♪ Ruby and Max

[man's voice]: Max and Ruby.

[woman's voice]: Ruby,and her little brother Max.

[♪♪♪]

♪ Max and Ruby...

[children shout]:Max and Ruby!

"Max's Big Race."

Five... four... three...

two... one...

[ringing]

Blastoff!

Oops.

That's okay.

Max, which car is the fastest?

The blue one.

I think red ones are.

Vroom!

Nope. It's the blue one.

[gasping]We should race!

Yeah! A big race!

A very big race!

There. That'sthe last of them.

I hope this will beenough for my friends.

And maybe Max and Morriscan have some too!

Now we just haveto set the timer.

Hmm, where is the timer?

Baking cookiessure makes a lot of mess.

I'll have to tidy up.

Right after I find that timer.

No timer.

I'll just haveto watch the cookies

and let you knowwhen they're done.

And how will you knowwhen that is?

Have you madecookies before?

Yes, Dad.

I've made hundreds of cookies.

When they're just a little brownaround the edges,

I'll call you.

That's when they're perfect.

Okay, call mewhen they're ready.

There's a lotof tidying up to do

before Valerie and Louiseget here,

but I thinkI'll have enough time.

Ready?

Ready.

It's a big race day.

Who will win?

Racers, take your marks.

Get set.

And go!

-Yay!-Yeah!

[laughter]

Again!

Racers, get ready.

Three... two... one...

go!

We need more room.

And more timeto practice.

The timer!

Ten minutes for practice.

Then the big race.

Okay.

To the kitchen!

Ready...

Get set...

Go!

[humming]

Oh!

[laughing]

Oh, hi, Morris.

Hi, Ruby.

Vroom!

Hi, Max.

Hi, Ruby.

Vroom!

What are you two playing?

We're practicing!

Oh, practicing for what?

A big race! Vroom!

Vroom!-Vroom! Vroom!

[laughing]

That sounds like fun.

A lot more fun thanwatching cookies bake.

[both]: Cookies?

Yes, you have to make sure

you take them outat just the right time.

Are they done yet?

Not yet.

But I haveto keep my eyes on them,

or they might burn.

-Oh.-No!

Yes.

So perhaps you two

can practicesomewhere else?

Where you're not

blockingmy view, please?

Okay.Thanks, Max.

I'll let you know whenthe cookies are ready.

Get ready!

Rev your engines...

Vroom! Vroom!

And... go!

Ruby?

I heard the splash.

I'll be right there.

It looks like your carswent for a swim.

I need to keep an eyeon the cookies,

so maybe it would be betterto race in the back yard.

Vroom! Vroom!

Vroom!

Vroom!

I really should do these dishes.

I supposeI can watch the cookies

and do the dishesat the same time.

To the starting line!

Cars ready?

Ready.

Ready.

On your mark...

Get set...

Go!

[both]: Vroom!

[laughter]

Again?

Okay.

We need a ramp.

And a bridge.

Mm-hmm.

Let's makea big racetrack!

Vroom!

Vroom! Vroom!

There.

Now to seeif the cookies are done.

[sniffing]

Mm-mm, not yet.

I hope they won'tbe much longer.

My friends will be here soon.

If I hurry,

I can set the tablebefore the cookies are done.

Mm...

I'll need saucers,and cups, and napkins,

and some little spoons,

and some forks,

because you never knowwhen you need a fork.

Whoa!

Whoa...

Phew.

I'll have to come backfor the cups and saucers.

[laughter]

Yeah!

The racerstake their places!

Ready?

Ready.[thunder rumbles]

On your mark.

Get set...

Uh-oh.Looks like rain.

Inside?

No. One more round.

Final practice run.

In...three...

two... one... go!

-Vroom!-Woo!

[laughter]

Whoo!

It's a close race.

Red car takes the lead.

Red cars are the fastest!

Blue car is ahead.

Go, blue car!

Red car.

Blue car!

-Red car.-Blue!

That was a good race!

It sure was.

Back inside?

Mm-hmm.

Yep.

Almost timefor the big race.

Vroom! Vroom!-Vroom!

One. Two. Three.

Perfect!

-Vroom!-Vroom!

Vroom! Vroom!

Max!

Oops.

Valerie and Louisewill be here any minute.

I'll never get this floorcleaned up in time!

We'll clean it up, Ruby.

Mm-hmm.

Not the napkins, please.

Those arefor my friends.

Towels?

Towels will do.

Which one?

Red towel.

Red towelsare the fastest.

Race?

Max, you said youwould help clean up.

A clean-up race!

Hmm...

Towels on your mark.

Get set.

Go!

Vroom!

Oh. [laughing]

That is a very speedy wayto clean up a mess.

Vroom!

Oh! [laughing]

Ruby, you can race too!

That's nice of you, Max,

but I still have to...

[timer rings]

The timer!

There it is.

I was looking for that.

I needed itto time the...

Big race?

The cookies!

Dad!

Burnt cookies?

They're... perfect!

A nice golden brown.

Mmm.

[laughter]

Max? Morris?

Could you please pass a cookieto Louise and Valerie?

Cookies, on your mark.

Get set.

Go!

[laughter]

I can't believe I almost forgotabout the cookies.

They would have beenburnt for sure

if it wasn't for the...

Big race!

"Max's Smores."

I love camping!

Me too.

I love Bunny Hop Island.

It's so beautiful here.

It sure is!

You know, I've camped hereevery single summer

since I wasa little girl.

Whoa.

That's a long time.

[laughing]

I suppose it is.

I think it's time for a picture.

Say "cheese," everyone!

Cheese!

I hope we earn that specialBunny Scout nature badge

while we're here.

We just need to takethree pictures.

One of a forest animal,

one of aforest insect,

and one of an unusualforest tree or plant.

You're in luck!

There's a lotof forest here.

And we shouldstart on our s'mores!

We'll make the bests'mores ever!

Blue slime dribblers'mores.

Jammy jelly jewels'mores.

Red hot marshmallowsquirter s'mores.

And gooey greengumdrop s'mores!

[laughter]

We want to start on ourchecklist, Grandma.

Can we take a look around?

Of course,

but stay near theedge of the forest

where I can stillsee and hear you.

Okay!

And I'll take our compass.

It tells us directionsso we don't get lost.

Mmm.

Jammy jelly jewels!

Delicious, aren't they?

Hmm, maybe I shouldtry one too.

[laughing]

See anything yet?

Any animalsor insects?

Nope, nothing yet.

[rustling]

Shh! Listen!

What's that?

Ooh, maybeit's a chipmunk!

Or a possum.

Or a woodchuck.

I can't see anything.

Let's go aroundto the other side.

Aah!

Oof.

Sorry, Louise!

That's okay!

Look, we tripped overthat pile of sticks.

What are they doing there?

Maybe a veryorganized beaver?

Beavers collect woodfor their dams.

Our stick pile!

It's messed up.

Oh, they're your sticks.

We trippedand fell over them.

We're fine, in caseyou were wondering.

So what are they for?

We're collectingthem.

They're going to be

our marshmallowroasting sticks!

Uh-huh.

They're importantfor making s'mores!

They sure are, Max.

Ooh, Ruby!

A butterfly.

Take a picture, quick!

Okay!

Perfect!

Great sh*t!

All right, a photoof a forest insect.

Check!

We still need a pictureof a forest animal

and an unusualplant or tree.

Ooh... look!

A hummingbird!

Wow.

It's so beautiful!

Let's try to get closer

so we can geta good picture of it.

Roar!

Aah! Help!

I'm a s'moremonster!

And I'm hungry!

Did you getthe picture, Louise?

No.

It's just a pictureof Max and Morris.

We missed the hummingbird.

Oops.

It's okay, we knowit was an accident.

Maybe the bird's still here.

I think the loud noisesscared it away.

S'more monstersare loud.

They are.

But, um, maybe you could keepthe monster roar

down to a monster whisper?

Okay, Ruby.

[whispering]:Roar!

I'm a s'moremonster!

[whispering]:Ahh! Help.

[laughter]

[squeaking]

What was that?

I have no idea!

But there it goes again!

[squeaking]

It landed in a tree!

Oh wow, I thinkthat's a flying squirrel!

I've never seen one before.

Me neither.

I've seen regular squirrels,but not the ones that fly.

I'll try to get a picture!

Perfect!

And that's anotheritem off our list!

Forest animal.

Check!

That means we only needone more picture

to earn our newBunny Scout badge!

Now that we've chosenthe perfect sticks,

it's time to load them upwith marshmallows.

Like this!

Ooh!

So... many...marshmallows.

Let's see you load them up.

Wow.

Now, that's a lotof marshmallows!

Before it startsto get dark,

how about a hike?

And then I'll startthe campfire,

and we can make s'mores.

Yes!

Oh, I love nature hikes.

And it's the perfectopportunity

to get the last photofor our Bunny Scout badge.

Mm-hmm.

We just need to find

an unusualforest tree or plant.

How about a s'mores tree?

[laughter]

That certainly is unusual!

You're pretty funny, Max.

That he is!

Okay, let's grab our backpacksand get hiking!

Then, we'll addgooey green gumdrops.

To make themextra squishy!

Extra squishy s'mores arethe best kind of s'mores!

This is making me hungry.

Me too!

[sighing]

It smells so goodin the woods.

And there's so muchto see out here!

Now, that's an unusual tree!

It sure is.

What kind of tree is it?

That's called a Gingko tree.

It's one of the oldest typesof trees in the world.

Cool leaves.

They look like fans!

Okay, I definitely have to takea picture of this tree.

Unusual tree, check!

That's it!

We've finished our checklist.

Does that mean...?

Yes.

I guess it's timefor s'mores.

-Yes!-Yay!

Wait.

Aren't we supposedto be going that way?

No, it's this way.

Are you sure?

Yes.

I think?

Oh, now I'm not sure.

We were talking about s'moresthe whole way.

Don't worry,everyone.

We'll get backto the campsite.

You have your compass,right, Ruby?

Well, that will help us.

Oh, good idea, Grandma!

It's right herein my backpack.

Louise and I areBunny Scout Campers,

so we're alwaysprepared!

Yes, we can handle this!

I... I can't find my compass!

It's not in here.

Because my backpack'sfull of s'mores ingredients

instead of hiking gear.

We were making surewe had snacks.

We finally got all the pictureson our checklist.

And now we're lost!

This isn't avery big island,

and I know it well.

We'll find our wayback to the campsite.

Those s'moresare nothing but trouble.

Or are they?

Huh?

Graham cr*cker crumbs!

A trail!

Looks like your snacks

may come in handyafter all!

We made it!

The crumb trail led usback to our campsite.

-Yay!-Woo hoo!

That was quitean adventure!

I'm so happy we'll be getting

our specialBunny Scout nature badges!

I know!

It's time to celebrate.

What do you think?

Maybe we should celebratewith some...

Jammy jellyjewel, and...

Red hot marshmallowsquirter...

S'mores!

[laughing]

All righty, then!

I'll get the fire going!

I think I might needone more picture.

[♪♪♪]
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