05x10 - The Great Space Race

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Blaze and the Monster Machines". Aired: October 13, 2014 - June 12, 2020.*
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AJ is an 8-year-old techie who drives monster-truck Blaze and go on adventures that have them taking on problems involving science and math.
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05x10 - The Great Space Race

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- ♪ On your mark

♪ Get ready to race

♪ One, two, three, let's blaze ♪

♪ So buckle your seat belt, we're gonna scream and yell ♪

♪ When Blaze goes saving the day ♪

♪ Blaze, Blaze, Blaze

♪ Gimme, gimme, gimme some speed ♪

♪ Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Go, go

♪ Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Yeah

♪ Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Yeah, let's blaze ♪

[dramatic music]



- Whoo-hoo! [rock music]

[tires squealing, engine revving]

- Hey, check it out.

A.J. and I are going for a drive at night.

- Yeah! Driving at night is awesome.

You can see stars and the moon and--

[jets booming]

Whoa! Look over there.

Spaceships.

[aliens laughing]

- I don't believe it. Look who's flying them.

Creatures with googly eyes and wiggly arms.

They must be space aliens.

aliens: Whoo!

[spaceships blasting]

[tires screeching] Come on.

Let's say hello to them.

Hello, up there! - Yoo-hoo!

- Hey, aliens! - Down here.

- Look. Someone is calling us.

- Ooh. They're over this way.

- Hi there, aliens.

My name's Blaze and this is A.J.

- Well, hello, Blaze and A.J. You can all me Zork.

- I am Oola.

- Oh, and that's Zuzu.

- Zuzu!

- Nice to meet you all.

- Where are you aliens headed?

- Behold!

We are headed to the starting line

for the biggest race in the galaxy.

- It's the Great Space Race.

[sci-fi fanfare] all: Whoa.

- That race looks amazing.

- Sure would be cool to fly through outer space.

- Well, you should come be in the race too.

- Yes.

Anyone in the galaxy can join.

- Zuzu!

- Just grab your spaceship and meet us at the starting line.

- So long. [spaceships blasting]

- Zuzu!

- Oh, man. I wish we had a spaceship.

Then we could go be in the race with those aliens.

- Hey, I have an idea. Why don't we build a spaceship?

I'll be the world's first spaceship monster machine.

[engine revving]

First, we'll need to give our ship delta wings

to help with takeoff and landing.

To make the delta wings, say "delta wings."

Delta wings!

[upbeat rock music]

Next, we need the fuel tanks.

They hold the fuel that gives us power to fly.

To make the fuel tanks, say "fuel tanks."

Fuel tanks!

Last, we've gotta have rocket engines.

They burn up the fuel and blast it out,

which makes us fly really fast.

To make the rocket engines, say "rocket engines."

Rocket engines! [engine revving]

Oh, yeah!

I'm a spaceship monster machine.

[futuristic engine blast] - Whoa!

- Hop in, Astronaut A.J., and prepare for blastoff.

[upbeat rock music]

[buttons beeping]



[rockets burning]

Space Race, here we come.

[rockets blasting]

[both cheering]



[both cheering]



[sci-fi fanfare]

- Whoo-hoo! [laughing]

- Look. Our friends from Earth are here.

[laughing and cheering]

- Excellent spaceship.

- Glad you made it.

- Zuzu!

- Thanks. We're glad to be here.

- Yeah. We're so excited to be in the Great Space Race.

[discordant music] - Well, don't get too excited,

because we all know who's gonna be winning the Space Race.

Me. Space Crusher!

- Wow. Crusher, you're gonna be in the Space Race too?

- [scoffs] Of course I am.

I'm Space Crusher, the greatest racer in the universe.

[laughs]

[boing]

[trumpet calls]

- Come on, everyone. Let's get to the starting line.

[engines blasting, group laughing]

- Space Racers, start your rocket engines.

[futuristic engine revving]

On your marks,

get set,

blast off!

- ♪ Rocket blast, speed it up ♪

♪ Moving fast, engines are working ♪

♪ Whoa, whoa

♪ The Space Race

♪ Navigate through the stars

♪ Supercharged, energy surging ♪

♪ Whoa, whoa

♪ The Space Race

♪ Three, two, one, go

♪ Blazing through the Space Race, the Space Race ♪

♪ Interstellar Space Race, whoa, go, go, go ♪

♪ Space Race, the Space Race, keep going faster ♪

♪ At the speed of light to the finish line ♪

♪ Oh, oh, whoa Space Race ♪

♪ Oh, oh

♪ The Space Race

[cheering]

[laughing] - Whoo-hoo!

- Whoa, check it out.

All the other racers are flying into that big glowing tunnel.

- Yeah. It's a star tunnel.

We better hurry and catch up.

- Rocket engines, full speed ahead.

[sci-fi fanfare]

- [laughing]

Winning this Space Race is gonna be easier than I thought.

Nothing's gonna slow me down.

Not even--Pickle? [radar beeping]

- Greetings, Space Crusher.

- Pickle, what are you doing in outer space?

- Well, I'm trying to find something

no one has ever found before:

the undiscovered space hamburgers.

- Space hamburgers?

Pickle, there aren't any hamburgers in space.

Space is planets and stars,

not--hamburgers?

- Now that's what I'd call a rare find.

[giggles]

[musical car horn honking]

- Oh, no. It's Spaceship Blaze.

- Whoo-hoo!

- [warbles]

Oh, I can't let him win the Space Race.

I need an out-of-this-world cheat to stop him.

I need...

a space cowboy!

- Yee-haw!

[country western music]

[laughing] Yahoo!

- Whoa. I'm caught in some kind of giant lasso.

- [laughing evilly] Yeehaw!

- Oh, no. It's a space cowboy.

And he's slowing us down.

- Sorry, Blaze.

Looks like you're at the end of your rope.

[cackles] ♪ Space Crusher!

- I've gotta break out of this rope somehow.

- You can do it, Blaze. You just need more thrust.

Thrust is a force that pushes you forward.

Spaceship engines make thrust by burning up fuel

and blasting it out the back.

The bigger the blast, the more thrust pushes them forward.

So if we can make a big enough blast,

we'll go forward with enough thrust

to break the cowboy's rope.

- Hey-yaw! Yeehaw!

- Come on. Let's try it.

Let's increase our engine blast to five.

Count to five with us.

[upbeat rock music]

- Yeehaw!

- It's working, Blaze.

The cowboy's rope is starting to break.

- Huh? Yeehaw.

- Now to get even more thrust,

let's increase our engine blast to nine.

Count to nine with us.

Start at five.

[upbeat rock music]

- You're doing it, Blaze.

The cowboy's rope is breaking even more.

- Yee? Haw.

- We just need a little more thrust to break free.

Help me increase our engine blast to .

Count to with us. Start at .

[upbeat rock music]

[snapping]

- Yee!

- Whoo-hoo!

- We did it.

- That space cowboy couldn't stop us.

Not when we've got... both: Thrust!

♪ Thrust

♪ Pushing you forward

♪ Thrust

♪ Start with an engine

♪ Now blast out of the back of a rocket ship ♪

♪ The bigger the blast, the more thrust you have ♪

♪ Pushing you forward super quick ♪

♪ Thrust, thrust makes you move ♪

♪ Thrust forwards, pushing forward ♪

♪ Thrust, thrust makes you move ♪

♪ Thrust forwards, pushing you forward ♪

♪ Thrust!

[radar beeping]

[futuristic waltz music]



- Pickle? What are you doing now?

- Oh, hey, Crusher.

You're just in time to see my greatest discovery,

for I'm about to find

tacos in space! [triumphant music]

- Tacos in space?

Pickle, that's ridiculous.

Everybody knows that space has comets and stars.

It doesn't have--tacos?

[groans]

- [crunch] Mmm. Outer spicy.

[laughs]

- Yuck.

[rockets zooming] What's that?

Oh, no. It's those alien racers.

They're ahead of me.

To get past 'em, I'll have to do what I do better

than anyone in the universe:

cheat.

[laughs]

[beeps] - Oh, my.

My engine has been turned off.

[beep] - Oh, my. Mine too.

[beep] - Zuzu.

- [laughs] ♪ Space Crusher!

- Without thrust from our engines,

we can't control where we're go...

[all warbling]

[upbeat rock music]

Wait!

- We need help! - Zuzu!

- Oh, no. That sounds like our alien friends.

They must be inside these space clouds.

- But there are so many.

How are we gonna figure out which clouds they're in?

- I know how. Activating space scanner.

[sci-fi fanfare]

Our space scanner will help us see inside those space clouds.

- Yoohoo! I'm over here.

- That sounds like Zork.

- Remember, Zork and his spaceship look like this.

Help us find him.

- Let's check this cloud over here.

- Is that Zork?

No, that's a balloon.

- Let's check that cloud over there.

- Is that Zork?

Yeah! We found him.

- Hang on, Zork. We're pulling you out of there.

- [cheering]

You saved me.

- All right.

- Blaze, I am over here.

- Hey, that sounds like Oola.

- Remember, Oola and her spaceship look like this.



Is that Oola?

No, that's an umbrella.

- Let's try this cloud.

- Is that Oola?

- Uh-uh, that's a shoe.

- Quick, look in here.

- Is that Oola?

Yeah! There she is.

- Whee!

Hooray! You have located me.

Now there's just one friend left to rescue.

- Zuzu!

- Remember, Zuzu and her spaceship look like this.

- Let's check over there.

- Is that Zuzu?

No, that's a pizza.

Is that Zuzu?

Yeah! She's right there.

- We got you, Zuzu.

- Zuzu!

[laughing and cheering]

- You have done it, Blaze and A.J.

- And now we just have to turn your engines back on

so you can fly again.



[beeps] [futuristic engine revving]

- Zuzu!

[cheering]

- Whoa! Yeah! - We're flying again.

- Great work, Astronaut A.J.

- Thanks, Blaze.

- Now, come on, friends.

It's time to get back in this race.

- Engines to max thrust.

[futuristic engines revving, all cheering]

[rock music]



[radar beeping]

- Interesting. Very interesting.

- Pickle, what are you still doing in outer space?

- Ah, space.

The final frontier for finding bananas.

- Finding bananas? Pickle, there are no bananas in space.

- No bananas in space?

Are you sure?

- Of course I'm sure.

You could search the whole universe

and you'd never even find one single--banana.

- Space bananas. [giggles]

Mmm. How appealing. [giggles]

- Yuck.

[musical car horn honking]

Oh, no. It can't be.

[laughing and cheering]

It's Spaceship Blaze and those alien racers.

I've gotta find some way to cheat.

Something to stop them once and for all.

Something like--

- [snoring] - Space bighorns.

[laughs] This is great.

All I have to do is wake up these bighorns,

and they'll knock Blaze and those aliens

right out of the race.

[air horn blasts]

[grumbling]

[air horn blasts] Ha-ha.

Rise and shine, bighorns. Time to get bopping.

♪ Space Crusher!

[epic sci-fi music]

[spaceships zooming]

[bighorn bleats]

- Whoa. Something just bumped me.

[bighorns bleating]

- We, too, have been bumped.

- Zuzu.

- [laughing]

- [yelling] - Whoa!

- We're all getting bumped by--

both: Space bighorns.

[bleating]

- Oh, man, this is bad.

- We cannot finish the race

if we cannot fly past the space bighorns.

- Zuzu.

- Don't worry, aliens. We'll get past those bighorns.

- Yeah. We just need to steer our ships

so the bighorns can't bump us.

We need to use thrust.

both: Ah. - Zuzu.

- Right now, our engines are making a thrust

that pushes us forward,

but if we turn our engines,

the blast will create a thrust that can push us up or down

or any direction we wanna go.

- [bleating] - Look out, Blaze.

That bighorn's headed right for you.

- Quick, change thrust direction.

[annoyed bleating]

[confused bleating]

[cheering] - All right.

- Nice flying, Spaceship Blaze.

- Now come on, everyone. Follow me.

[laughing and cheering]

[upbeat music]

- Help me look for the other space bighorns

so we can steer past 'em.

When you see a space bighorn, say "space bighorn."



Space bighorn. - [bleating]

- Change thrust direction.

[laughing] - [bleating]

[all cheering]

- Way to use thrust, everybody.

- Keep a lookout.

There are still two more bighorns out there.

When you see a space bighorn, say "space bighorn."



Space bighorn. - [laughing]

- Change thrust direction!

- [bleating]

[all cheering]

- All right.

- Excellent use of thrust.

- There's just one space bighorn left.

Help us look for it.

When you see the last space bighorn, say "space bighorn."



Space bighorn! - [bleating]

- [together] Change thrust direction.

- Uh-oh.

[distressed bleating]

- Hooray! - We did it!

- Zuzu!

- Nice steering, Astronaut A.J.

- Nice flying, Spaceship Blaze.

- And look. See that planet?

That's where the finish line is.

[laughing]

- Oh, no. But Crusher is almost there.

- [laughing] I'm gonna win the Space Race

and be the champion of the universe.

Me, ♪ Space Crusher!

- Aw, we'll never win the Great Space Race now.

- Zuzu.

- Hey, don't give up, aliens.

There's still a way we can win this race.

- But how?

- By flying with the most thrust we've ever had.

- Yeah. We'll use Blazing Speed.

[upbeat rock music]



- Wow.

- To give me and my alien friends Blazing Speed,

say, "Let's blaze."

- [together] Let's blaze.

[cheering]



[spaceships whoosh]



- [laughing] I'm so close.

All I need now is a picture of myself winning.

Say cheese--

[spaceships whoosh]

[cheering]

- We did it! We won the Great Space Race.

- Zuzu!

[triumphant fanfare]

- Whoa. [cheering]

- Wow! Check out those fireworks.

- I say, that firework looks like me.

- And that one looks like me.

- Zuzu!

- And there's us, Blaze.

- Wow. There's a firework for all of us.

The Space Race champions!

[cheering]

- Well, friends, the race may be over,

but we've still got our spaceships.

- Yeah. What do you say we go flying one more time?

- Agreed. - Yeah!

- Let's do it.

[laughing and cheering] - Whoo-hoo!



- ♪ Space Race, the Space Race, keep going faster ♪

♪ Than the speed of light to the finish line ♪

♪ Oh, oh, whoa, Space Race ♪

♪ Oh, oh, the Space Race ♪

- ♪ It's Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ It's Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Buckle up, gonna roll

♪ Yeah, we're ready to go with Blaze ♪

♪ You'll be amazed

♪ It's Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ It's time for adventure extreme ♪

♪ Gonna kick it in gear

♪ We'll be catching some air with Blaze ♪

♪ And the Monster Machines

♪ It's Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪
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