05x19 - The Blaze Family

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Blaze and the Monster Machines". Aired: October 13, 2014 - June 12, 2020.*
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AJ is an 8-year-old techie who drives monster-truck Blaze and go on adventures that have them taking on problems involving science and math.
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05x19 - The Blaze Family

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- ♪ On your mark ♪

♪ Get ready to race ♪

♪ One, two, three, let's blaze ♪

♪ So buckle your seat belt, we're gonna scream and yell ♪

♪ When Blaze goes saving the day ♪

♪ Blaze, Blaze, Blaze ♪

♪ Gimme, gimme, gimme some speed ♪

♪ Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Go, go ♪

♪ Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Yeah, let's blaze ♪

- The Blaze Family.

♪ ♪

- Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! - Yeah!

Hey. I'm A.J.

And this is Blaze.

- And you're not gonna believe who else is with us today.

It's...

[musical car horns honking]

My family!

- Hey, there. - Hi.

- Hello.

♪ ♪

- Come on, everyone. Let's do something fun.

- Let's do it!

all: Yeah! - Whoo-hoo!

♪ ♪

- Whoo-hoo! - That was amazing.

Come on, Dad! Let's keep going.

- Right behind you.

- [laughs] This is my mom.

- That's right.

I taught Blaze everything he knows

about doing jumps and flips.

- Ooh, mom.

What do you say we go for a triple flip?

- [laughs] I love that idea, Blaze.

- Come on, Mom.

[engines revving]

both: Whoo-hoo!

[exciting music]

- Yeah, Mom! - All right!

- Wow. [laughs]

That was exciting. - [laughs]

You know it.

- This is Blaze's dad.

- Hey, guys. Guess what?

There's a pretty big puddle up ahead.

♪ ♪

- Oh, yeah! Come on, Dad.

Let's see who can make a bigger splash.

- [laughs] All right!

[exciting music]

- Yeah! - [laughs]

- Nice splash.

Blaze--Blaze, Blaze, Blaze, Blaze!

- Oh, hey.

I can't wait for you to meet this little monster machine.

- Hi.

I'm Blaze's little sister, Sparkle.

Hey, Blaze. Wanna play a game with me?

- Sure, Sparkle. We can play a--

- Tag! You're it!

- Good one, Sparkle. - [laughs]

- [laughing]

- Yeah! - Can't catch me over here.

Whoa! Whoo-hoo!

Tag. Gotcha.

[laughs] Yeah!

- Huh? - Whoo!

- [laughs]

♪ ♪

- Let's do that again. - That was fun.

[trumpet fanfare]

- Hang on, Blaze family. Do you hear that?

- Yeah. It sounds like...a race!

- A race? - Ooh.

- Where? - I know how we'll find it.

Check it out.

Whenever there's a race,

you can always find a flag with black and white checkers on it.

Like this.

- Help us look for one.

When you see a checkered flag,

say "checkered flag."

[wind blowing]

♪ ♪

Checkered flag!

[triumphant rock music]

- Wow! Lots of checkered flags.

- And they lead to a starting line.

- That looks like a big race.

- Aww, I wish we could be in a big race.

- Hey, that's a great idea,Sparkle.

Why don't we join the race too?

- Oh, really, really? - Sure.

We can all be in the race together as a family.

- Sounds like fun. - Let's go for it.

- Come on, then. Let's get racing.

[together] Blaze family!

[all laughing] - Whoo-hoo!

- Yeah!

[exciting music]

[cheers and applause]

- Whoo-hoo-hoo!

- Wow.

This is gonna be some race, huh, Crusher?

- [laughs]

None of these monster machines can b*at me.

- Gee, I don't know, Crusher.

To win, you have to get to the finish line before Blaze.

- Blaze? - Whoa!

- Yeah! - And his mom!

- Whoo! - His mom?

- And his dad! - His dad?

- And his sister! - Whoo-hoo!

- His sister?

[wacky music]

♪ ♪

- All right, family. Ready to race?

- Oh, yeah. - You bet we are.

- My first race! This is so exciting.

- Eh, well don't get too excited, Blaze family.

'Cause everybody knows

I'm gonna be the winner of this race.

- We'll see about that, Crusher.

Right, family? - Right.

- You know it. - Let's get racing.

- On your marks...

[engines revving]

Get set...

go!

[tires squealing]

[exciting rock music]

♪ ♪

all: ♪ The Blaze family ♪

♪ I'll fight to the finish ♪

♪ Blaze family ♪

♪ Together, we'll win it ♪

- Let's roll! - It's family time.

- ♪ If it gets bumpy, we'll be fine ♪

all: Come on! - Rain or shine.

all: ♪ Together we can all enjoy the ride ♪

- ♪ Let's go, oh ♪

♪ The distance ♪

♪ Go, oh ♪

♪ The Blaze Family ♪

♪ I'll fight to the finish ♪

♪ Blaze family ♪

♪ Together we'll win it ♪

♪ Everybody, hey, let's rev it up ♪

♪ Everybody rev it up ♪

♪ With the amazing, blazing, racing ♪

♪ Blaze family ♪

[engines revving]

[exciting music]

- Ha! I'm in first place.

Blaze and his family can't b*at me.

- [laughing]

- Pickle? - [continues laughing]

- Why are you laughing?

- Oh. Hey, Crusher.

I just thought of a really funny joke.

- A funny joke? Yeah, right.

Let me hear it. - Okay.

[clears throat]

Knock knock. - Who's there?

- Blaze's family. - Blaze's family who?

- Blaze's family who...

is right behind you. [laughs]

- Right behind me?

[suspenseful music]

[boing]

[exciting rock music]

- Whoo-hoo! - Yeah!

- I can't let those Blazes get ahead of me.

I've gotta cheat and stop them.

[race track rumbling]

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh.

Let's see Blaze and his family

try and race without a race track!

[laughing] [track collapsing]

♪ ♪

- Look out! Whoa!

- Gaskets! The track is broken.

- But how are we supposed to keep racing?

- Don't worry, Sparkle.

We'll figure out a way together.

- Hey.

Maybe we can swing across on one of these vines.

See?

Long and sturdy. Covered in tickling spiders.

Tickling spiders?

- Tickle, tickle, tickle. - No.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. - Tickle, tickle, tickle.

- Hang on, Dad.

- [laughing] Whoa!

[triumphant music]

Whew. Thanks, Blaze.

- We'll have to be careful.

A lot of these wines have tickling spiders on them.

- But not all the vines. Check it out.

Tickling spiders never hide on vines

that have more than five stripes.

So those vines are safe to swing on.

- Great.

Only, won't it take a long time

to count all those stripes?

- Yeah But we don't have to count.

We can estimate.

When you estimate, you make a really good guess.

- So even if you don't know the exact answer,

you can still get close enough.

- Oh. I wanna estimate.

- Yeah. Let's try it.

♪ ♪

- Guess which vine has more than five stripes.

That one? - [spiders twinkling]

- Tickle. - Tickle.

- Yeah!

That vine doesn't have any tickling spiders.

- Good estimating, Mom.

Come on, family. Let's swing!

- Me next, me next! - You got it!

Yeah! - Whoo-hoo!

- Whoo-hoo-hoo! - Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

♪ ♪

- We did it. - Nice work, Blazes.

- Come on, family.

Now let's swing across this next part of the track.

- Yeah. We'll just estimate to find the right vine.

♪ ♪

Guess which vine has more than five stripes.

That one?

- Tickle, tickle.

- You're right.

That vine doesn't have any tickling spiders.

- This way, everyone.

- Whoo-hoo-hoo! - Yeah!

♪ ♪

- All right! - Way to go, family.

- Yeah!

- Blaze, look. Just one swing left to go.

- That's right.

Now let's find a vine we can swing on.

♪ ♪

- Hm. Guess which vine has more than five stripes.

That one?

- Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo.

- Yeah! No tickling spiders.

[exciting music]

- Whoo-hoo! - All right!

- Yeah!

- All right! - We made it!

- Come on. Let's do that again.

- Maybe later, Sparkle.

- For now, we've got a race to win.

- That's right.

And nothing's gonna stop us 'cause we're the...

[together] Blaze family!

♪ ♪

- ♪ When you estimate ♪ - ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

- ♪ You make the guess that's close enough ♪

♪ To the answer ♪

♪ Two bunches of balloons ♪

♪ Which one has about five? ♪

♪ Estimate ♪

♪ It's that one ♪

♪ A balloon for everyone ♪

♪ When you estimate ♪ - ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

- ♪ You make the guess that's close enough ♪

♪ To the answer ♪

♪ Hear that river roar, how many jumps to cross? ♪

♪ Ten or four? Estimate ♪

♪ Around ten, we did it, we did it, yeah! ♪

♪ When you estimate, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ You make the guess that's close enough ♪

♪ To the answer ♪

♪ Estimate! ♪

[upbeat music]

- ♪ I'm in first place, yeah, yeah, yeah! ♪

♪ Gonna win the race, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

- Crusher, Crusher.

- Ugh. What is it, Pickle?

- [giggles] I just heard

the funniest new joke.

Listen to this. Knock, knock.

- Who's there?

- Ketchup. - Ketchup, who?

- Blaze's family,

'cause they're catching up right now!

[laughs]

- Catching up right now?

[horn blares] [all cheering]

Oh, I can't let Blaze and his family get ahead of me.

[gibbers]

But I see the perfect way I can cheat to stop him.

This sign says the race goes that way,

but if I turn it around,

it'll tell Blaze and his family to go the wrong way

into that cave. [laughs]

- Ooh, look, a sign for the race.

- Yeah, and it says we're supposed to go

that way into the cave.

- Well, then that must be the way to go.

- Come on, family.

[upbeat music]

Huh. I don't see any other racers around here.

- Yeah. Seems like the only things

in this cave are us and--

[chickens shouting] Those cave chickens!

[all clucking]

- Let's get out of here.

[chickens clucking]

- Whoa!

[chickens clucking]

- Whoa!

- Oh, man.

How are we ever gonna get away from those chickens?

- Hey, I've got an idea.

Maybe we can block that tunnel

so the chickens can't follow us.

- Look, I found something to block the tunnel,

this giant chair.

- Good thinking, Mom. I'll help you push.

[chickens clucking] - You better hurry.

The red chicken's gonna be here in six seconds.

- [clucking wildly]

- Count down with us. Start at six.

both: Six, five, four,

three, two, one!

- [clucks hysterically]

- Yeah! - You did it!

- Whoo! Thanks for the help, Blaze.

[chicken clucking] - Oh, boy.

We stopped the red chicken, but that sounds like--

- Yoo-hoo! all: The yellow chicken!

- Ow! - [yelps]

whoa! No!

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

Ooh, look!

We can block the tunnel and stop that yellow chicken

with this refrigerator.

- Great idea, Sparkle.

- [clucking maniacally]

- But you better push fast.

That chicken'll be here in five seconds.

- [laughs]

- Count down with us. Start at five.

both: Five, four, three,

two, one!

- [clucks wildly]

- Whoo-hoo! - All right!

- We've almost made it out of this cave.

Let's just hope we don't run into--

- [clucks crazily] all: The blue chicken!

- [laughs]

- Whoa! - Whoa!

- [clucks enthusiastically]

[upbeat music]

- Hey, look, a big bathtub.

This could stop that blue chicken.

- Come on, let's all push together.

- [clucks hysterically]

- Hurry, Blazes.

The blue chicken'll be here in seven seconds.

- Count down with us. Start at seven.

all: Seven, six, five, four,

three, two, one!

- [clucks wildly]

- Hooray! - We stopped the cave chickens!

- And look, there's the racetrack

straight ahead.

- If we hurry, we can still catch up with the other racers.

- Yeah, and win the race!

[upbeat music]

all: Blaze family!

- Whoo-hoo! I'm definitely

gonna win the race. Nothing can go wrong now!

- Hi, Crusher. - [shrieks]

- I hope you're ready to laugh

'cause this is my funniest joke yet.

[clears throat] Knock, knock.

- [groans] Who's there?

- Orange. - Orange, who?

- Orange you glad Blaze's family isn't right behind you?

[horn blares]

[laughs] Never mind.

They are right behind you!

- What? [yelling]

[groans]

[all cheering]

Oh, I can't let those Blazes

get to the finish line before me.

I've gotta stop them with my biggest cheat yet.

I'll make...

this taco-blasting robot!

- Taco, taco, taco, taco!

- [laughs]

- Whoa! Watch out!

- Whoa, whoa!

- Whoa! - Whoo!

- Guys, look out! - Whoa!

- Hubcaps. Those are some big tacos.

- There must be some way we can get past 'em.

- Yeah, we can't stop now.

- Hang on, family. I've got an idea.

- What is it, Blaze?

- What if we build a machine powerful enough

to smash away those giant tacos?

- Yeah, and I know the perfect machine

for smashing big, heavy things,

a crane with a wrecking ball.

- Wow! - I love it!

- Come on.

Let's get building.

First, crawler treads.

They move the crane and help keep it steady.

To make the treads, say, "Treads."

Treads!

Next, I need a lattice boom.

That's the part that lifts and swings the wrecking ball.

To make the lattice boom, say, "Lattice boom."

Lattice boom!

Last, I've gotta have a big, heavy wrecking ball.

To build the wrecking ball, say, "Wrecking ball."

Wrecking ball!

Oh, yeah!

I'm a wrecking ball crane

monster machine!

all: Whoa! - Looking good, Blaze.

- Thanks. Now hop in, A.J.

- Yeah! It's taco-smashing time!

- Taco!

- Whoo-hoo!

- Yeah! - Nice smashing, Blaze!

- Thanks, family. Now follow me.

[engines revving]

- Blaze, look.

Robot's about to blast more giant tacos.

- Taco, taco, taco, taco!

- Gaskets. That looks like a lot.

I wonder how many tacos we'll have to smash.

- I know what to do, Blaze. We can estimate!

- Yeah!

Guess how many tacos there are, four or eight?

Four!

- Then we'll need to do about four smashes.

- [laughs] Sounds like you

could use some help from...

Wrecking Ball Crane Mom!

- Whoo-hoo!

- Yeah!

- Yeah! - You did it!

- Taco, taco, taco, taco!

Taco, taco!

- That robot just blasted more giant tacos.

- Come on, let's estimate how many

we'll need to smash.

Guess how many tacos there are, two or seven?

Seven!

- That's a lot of tacos.

Good thing you've got...

Wrecking Ball Crane Dad!

[grunts] - Hi-yah!

- [grunts]

- Yeah!

- Hi-yah!

- All right! - Nice smashing!

- And look, we've almost made it past

that taco-blasting robot.

- But he's about to blast one last time.

- [shouts]

- Guess how many tacos there are this time,

five or ten?

Ten! - Yeah!

- Ten tacos?

- That's gonna take a lot of smashing.

- Never fear...

Wrecking Ball Crane Sparkle's here!

Yeah!

- Whoo-hoo!

- All right!

- Yeah!

- Whoa! Whoo!

- Yeah!

- Taco, taco, taco, taco! - Yoo-hoo!

- Whoo-hoo! - All right.

- We did it! - That's right.

Nothing can stop us when we work together,

'cause we're the...

all: Blaze family!

[upbeat music]

[crowd cheering]

- Ladies and gent-trucks,

this is it!

It's time to find out who will cross this finish first

and be our champion!

[horn blares] Ooh!

Here comes a racer now!

It's Crusher.

- [laughs] I'm finally

gonna win this race!

Me, me, me!

[chortling]

[engine revs]

- Hubcaps.

Crusher's almost at the finish line!

- [laughing]

- Don't worry, family. We can still b*at him,

'cause we've got something no other family has:

blazing speed.

- Blazing speed, blazing speed!

- I was hoping you'd say that. - Oh, yeah!

[rock music]

♪ ♪

- To give me and my family blazing speed,

say, "Let's blaze!"

all: Let's blaze!

[energetic rock music]

♪ ♪

- Oh, my!

Crusher still in the lead,

but Blaze and his family are coming up fast!

- [whimpering] No!

Ooh! Argh!

[groans]

[tires squealing] [all cheering]

- The Blaze family wins! The Blaze family wins!

- Whoo-hoo! - We won!

all chanting: Blaze family! Blaze family!

- Thank you, thank you!

- Way to go, everybody. I'm really proud of us.

- [chuckles]Me, too.

That was some great racing!

- And the best part is, we did it together--

as a family.

all: Aww!

- Blaze family!

Congratulations on your big win!

Now, are you ready for your prize?

- A prize? Ooh, yay!

Is it a trophy? A bouncy castle?

- Even better!

It's a trophy and a bouncy castle!

It's a bouncy castle trophy!

all: Whoa!

- Well, what are we waiting for, family?

Let's get bouncing! Whoo!

- ♪ The Blaze family ♪

♪ I'll fight to the finish ♪

♪ Blaze family ♪

♪ Together we'll win it ♪

♪ Everybody, hey, let's rev it up ♪

♪ Everybody rev it up ♪

♪ With the amazing, blazing, racing ♪

♪ Blaze family ♪

- ♪ It's Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ It's Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Buckle up, gonna roll ♪

♪ Yeah, we're ready to go with Blaze ♪

♪ You'll be amazed ♪

♪ It's Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ It's time for adventure extreme ♪

♪ Gonna kick it in gear ♪

♪ We'll be catching some air with Blaze ♪

♪ And the Monster Machines ♪

♪ It's Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪
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