06x04 - Sir Blaze and the Unicorn

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Blaze and the Monster Machines". Aired: October 13, 2014 - June 12, 2020.*
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AJ is an 8-year-old techie who drives monster-truck Blaze and go on adventures that have them taking on problems involving science and math.
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06x04 - Sir Blaze and the Unicorn

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- ♪ On your mark ♪

♪ Get ready to race ♪

♪ One, two, three, let's blaze ♪

♪ So buckle your seat belt, we're gonna scream and yell ♪

♪ When Blaze goes saving the day ♪

♪ Blaze, Blaze, Blaze ♪

♪ Gimme, gimme, gimme some speed ♪

♪ Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Go, go ♪

♪ Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Go, go ♪

♪ Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Yeah, let's blaze ♪

[upbeat music]

[revving and cheering]

- Oh, hey.

You're just in time to go for a drive

with me and AJ through this forest.

[tires squeal] - [laughs]

♪ ♪

[musical car horn honking]

Yeah!

[laughter]

Whoa, where are we?

I've never been to this part of the forest before.

I wonder who lives here.

[neighing and giggling]

- Hubcaps! Look, they're unicorns!

[laughter]

♪ ♪

- [munches] Mmm!

[giggles]

[all giggling]

♪ ♪

- Oh, hi there. - Who are you?

- My name's Blaze, and this is AJ.

- We've never met real unicorns before.

- Nice to meet you, Blaze and AJ.

[neighing and giggling]

- We are the seven unicorns of the forest.

- One unicorn for every color of the rainbow.

My name's Red.

- Orange. - Yellow.

- Green. - Blue.

- Indigo.

And this is Violet.

Hey, where did Violet go?

- I don't know. - I haven't seen her.

- Me neither.

all: Violet.

- I can't find you. - Where'd you go?

- Where are you?

- Come on, let's help the unicorns look for their friend.

- Switching to Visor-View. [visor chimes]

Look carefully.

Do you see a unicorn by the rocky cliff?

No. Better check someplace else.

Do you see a unicorn by that tunnel?

Uh-uh. Let's keep looking.

Do you see a unicorn by the swamp?

Yeah! That must be Violet.

[chuckles]

- Aw, looks like she's just having fun chasing a butterfly.

- [sighs]

Well, I guess I better start heading home.

[swamp bubbling]

Wow, I've never seen a swamp do that before.

[swamp bubbling] Uh-oh.

This must be the Big Bad Bubble Swamp.

Whoa.

Uh--eek! Oh!

Oh, no, I'm trapped inside a big, bad bubble.

And I can't pop it, not even with my horn.

I'm stuck. Help!

- [gasps] Uh, no. - Poor Violet!

- She's trapped in that bubble. - Uh, what do we do?

- Don't worry, unicorns. AJ and I can save Violet.

- You can? - But how?

- By becoming the bravest heroes in all the land.

We'll be...

both: Knights in shining armor!

[fanfare]

- Ooh! - Awesome!

- Sir AJ and I will save your friend, Violet.

We promise. [cheers]

both: Knights to the rescue! [engine revs]

[together] Goodbye, knights!

♪ ♪

- ♪ In shining armor, a sword and shield ♪

♪ Always protecting the kingdom ♪

♪ If you need a hero, they're on their way ♪

♪ Already racing to save the day ♪

♪ Knights! ♪

♪ Yeah, they can do anything ♪

♪ Knights ♪

♪ Yeah, they can do anything ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Knights ♪

♪ ♪

[revving and cheering]

- Wow! Did you see that, Crusher?

Blaze and AJ are on a quest to save a unicorn.

Oh, knights are so brave.

- Aw, it's not fair.

I wanna be a knight and rescue a unicorn.

- You do, huh? Well...

- Pickle, where are you? [construction noise]

- Neigh, neigh!

I'm a beautiful unicorn.

- A unicorn?

- Not really, Crusher. I'm just pretending.

[clears throat] Neigh!

I am trapped in this tall, tall tower.

Isn't there anyone brave enough to save me?

[engine revs] - Ooh, me!

I'll do it! I mean, um--

fear not, unicorn!

Sir Crusher will save you.

- Oh, hurray!

Now I'll just wait

whilst the brave knight climbs this ladder.

- A ladder? [blows raspberry]

Too easy.

Sir Crusher doesn't need a ladder.

I'll save you with this catapult!

- Catapult?

Oh-- neigh, neigh, Crusher.

It's not really that tall of a tower, and--

- Whee!

[screams]

[birds chirping]

♪ ♪

[revving and cheering]

- This way, Sir AJ, to the Big Bad Bubble Swamp!

♪ ♪

[bleating laughter]

Lug nuts! That sounds like...

[bleating laughter]

both: Bighorn Barbarians!

[bleating laughter]

- Let's get outta here!

[exciting music]

♪ ♪

- Oh, man.

If we're going to save Violet from the Big Bad Bubble Swamp,

we need to get away from those Bighorn Barbarians.

[bleating laughter]

- I know what to do.

There's one thing Bighorn Barbarians love more

than bumping, and that's eating snacks.

What if we gave them a snack like pizza?

- Yeah!

They can't keep chasing us if they're too busy eating.

We just have to figure out how to feed those three Bighorns

with only one pizza.

[bleating laughter]

- I know! We can divide it.

When you divide, you split things up

so everyone gets the same amount.

- There are three Bighorn Barbarians chasing us,

so we need three pieces of pizza.

Check it out.

We can divide the pizza like this.

Is this three pieces?

No, that's only two.

What if we divide the pizza like this?

Is this three pieces?

Yeah!

This makes three equal pieces for three Bighorns.

- Pizza, divide!

♪ ♪

[bleating laughter]

Yeah! - It worked!

- The Bighorns are eating pizza instead of chasing us.

[bleating laughter]

- Uh-oh, Sir Blaze, there come two more Bighorn Barbarians.

- That's okay, Sir AJ.

We'll feed them a grilled cheese sandwich.

- Great.

Let's divide it so the two Bighorns get the same amount.

We could divide the sandwich like this.

Is this two pieces?

Yes! And they're both the same size.

- Grilled cheese, divide!

♪ ♪

- Whoa, they love grilled cheese.

That means the only Bighorns to get us are the blue Bighorns.

[bleating laughter]

- That's okay.

I still have one last snack, blueberry pie.

- Help us divide the pie to feed the last four Bighorns.

We could divide the pie like this.

Is that four pieces?

No, that's only two pieces.

Maybe we should divide it like this.

Is that four pieces?

Uh-uh. That's only three pieces.

How about this? Is this four pieces?

Yeah!

It's four pieces, all the same size.

- Blueberry pie, divide!

♪ ♪

Woo-hoo! - We did it!

- So long, Bighorns. - Have a nice snack.

[bleating and munching]

- ♪ Chop it, slice it, cut it, dice it ♪

♪ Into equal parts, divide, divide ♪

♪ Take something whole and then divide it into two ♪

♪ Divide it, hey, hey ♪

♪ Between me and you ♪

♪ Divide it into halves, thirds, or fourths ♪

♪ Everybody gets the same, divide some more ♪

♪ Chop it, slice it, cut it, dice it ♪

♪ Into equal parts divide, divide ♪

♪ Break it, bend it, make it better, yeah ♪

♪ Into equal parts, divide, divide ♪

♪ Chop it and slice it ♪

♪ And cut it and dice it into equal parts ♪

♪ Divide, divide ♪

[peaceful music]

- Neigh, neigh!

'Tis I, Pickle the Unicorn, trapped in a tower.

Won't someone brave come rescue me?

- [truck horn honking] Fear not, unicorn!

Sir Crusher shall save you!

- Oh, my hero!

And no doubt,

this time you shall use the ladder that's right here.

- A ladder? [scoffs]

Sir Crusher doesn't need a ladder.

[quirky upbeat music]

Not when he just found these rickety, old stilts.

- Oh, neigh, neigh.

- Oh my, these stilts are sure tall and wobbly.

And hard to bala-- [screams]

[birds chirping] Huzzah.

[revving and cheering]

- Come on!

Let's check in and see how Violet the unicorn is doing.

- [grunts]

Please, brave knights,

I've gotta get out of this bubble

and get back home to my friends.

- Don't worry, Violet. Blaze and I are on our way.

both: Knights to the rescue!

♪ ♪

[suspenseful music]

- Blaze, watch out! Falling ice!

- Whoa!

♪ ♪

Whew, that was close. - Oh, man.

But if we're going to get to Violet,

we need to get past these ice-blasting mountains.

- I know. What if we build something?

Something that can fly us over the mountains

and melt away the ice?

- Yeah!

We can make a fire-breathing dragon.

- Come on!

First, let's give our dragon big, mechanical wings.

The wings will make our dragon fly.

To build the wings, say wings.

Wings!

Great!

Now, let's give our dragon an articulated tail.

With an articulated tail,

we can steer and turn when we're flying.

To make the tail, say tail.

Tail!

Now all our dragon needs is a blowtorch.

With a blow torch, we can make fire and melt the ice.

To build the blow torch, say blowtorch.

Blowtorch!

Oh, yeah!

I'm a fire-breathing, dragon Monster Machine!

♪ ♪

Whoo-hoo!

- Whoa!

♪ ♪

Yeah!

[rock music]

♪ ♪

- Dragon fire!

♪ ♪

Whoo-hoo! - Way to go, Dragon Blaze!

- Thanks, AJ!

But there's sure to be more ice where that came from.

Look carefully.

When you see more blasting ice, say ice.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

both: Ice!

♪ ♪

- Whoo-hoo! - Yeah!

- Keep looking.

If you see more ice, say ice.

♪ ♪

both: Ice!

♪ ♪

- Whoo-hoo-hoo!

- We're almost past the ice-blasting mountains.

- If you see any more ice, say ice.

♪ ♪

both: Ice!

Let's turn up the heat.

Dragon fire!

♪ ♪

Yeah! [cheering]

♪ ♪

All right! We made it.

[swamp gurgling] - Whoa!

And look, bubbles.

- That must be the Big Bad Bubble swamp.

- You're right.

Hang on, Violet! We're coming!

both: Knights to the rescue!

[peaceful music]

- Neigh, neigh!

I am a unicorn still stuck in this tall tower.

If only someone could rescue me,

perhaps using the ladder this time.

- [grunts] Ladder-schmadder.

[chuckles]

A hero like Sir Crusher uses something far better.

[chuckles] 'Tis a rocket ship!

- Neigh. That's quite a project.

But does thou not think a ladder might be simpler and--

- Blastoff!

[quirky music]

♪ ♪

- [groans] Did I save you?

- Nay, I just took the ladder. But you're still my hero.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Here we are, the Big Bad Bubble Swamp.

- Neigh, neigh, help! - And that sounds like Violet.

She must be on the other side of the swamp.

♪ ♪

- [gasps] Blaze, watch out! Big, bad bubbles!

- Whoa!

♪ ♪

Whew.

We've gotta be careful or else

we'll get trapped in a big, bad bubble too.

- Hey, I've got an idea.

Now that we're knights, we can pop the bubbles.

- You're right, Sir AJ. We can use our swords!

- Yeah, we just have to divide them

so we each pop the same number of bubbles.

Check it out.

There are two knights and six bubbles.

So what if we divide the bubbles like this?

Do each have the same number of bubbles?

No, the bubbles aren't divided equally.

So what if we divide the bubbles like this?

Now do we have the same number of bubbles?

Yeah, we each have three.

They're divided equally.

both: Bubbles, divide!

- One, two, three!

- One, two, three!

- Whoo-hoo! - Nice bubble popping!

- Watch out, Sir AJ!

Eight more big, bad bubbles.

- Hmm, we could divide the bubbles like this.

Do we each have the same number of bubbles?

Yeah, we each have four.

both: Bubbles divide!

- One, two, three, four!

- One, two three, four!

Yeah!

- Neigh! [strains] Help!

- Listen.

We must be getting close to Violet.

- But to help Violet,

we'll have to pop the most bubbles yet:

ten big, bad bubbles.

- What if we divide them like this?

Do we each have the same number of bubbles?

No, let's try again.

What if we divide them like this?

Now do we have the same number?

Yeah! We each have five bubbles.

both: Bubbles, divide!

One, two, three,

four, five!

- All right! - Way to go, Sir AJ!

- Sir Blaze, Sir AJ, help!

- Look, it's Violet!

- But the wind is blowing her bubble away.

- Whoa!

- Come on! Hop in, AJ. It's time to use blazing speed.

♪ ♪

- To give me blazing speed, say, let's blaze!

both: Let's blaze!

♪ ♪

- Whoa, whoa!

- Knights to the rescue!

[musical car horn honking]

♪ ♪

- I'm free!

♪ ♪

Thank you Sir Blaze and Sir AJ. Neigh.

- [chuckling] Aw, you're welcome, Violet.

[neighing and giggling]

- And we're not the only ones who are happy you're safe.

[laughter]

- Look, it's the other unicorns!

[neighing and giggling]

- Violet, you're safe! - Hooray!

- Come on Violet!

Now that we're all back together again,

let's get back home.

- [giggles] That's a great idea.

And I know the perfect way to take us there.

♪ ♪

both: Whoa.

All seven unicorns are using their magic

to make a rainbow track!

[cheers and laughter]

♪ ♪

- Come on Blaze and AJ! Follow me!

Neigh! Whoo-hoo!

both: Knights, to the rainbow!

- Whoo-hoo. - Yeah!

- ♪ Yeah, they can do anything ♪

♪ Knights ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Knights! ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Knights! ♪

[neighing and giggling]

- ♪ It's Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ It's Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Buckle up, gonna roll ♪

♪ Yeah, we're ready to go with Blaze ♪

♪ You'll be amazed ♪

♪ It's Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ It's time for adventure extreme ♪

♪ Gonna kick it in gear ♪

♪ We'll be catching some air with Blaze ♪

♪ And the Monster Machines ♪

♪ It's Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪
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