06x18 - The Fastest of Them All

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Blaze and the Monster Machines". Aired: October 13, 2014 - June 12, 2020.*
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AJ is an 8-year-old techie who drives monster-truck Blaze and go on adventures that have them taking on problems involving science and math.
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06x18 - The Fastest of Them All

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- ♪ On your mark ♪

♪ Get ready to race ♪

♪ One, two, three, let's blaze ♪

♪ So buckle your seat belt, we're gonna scream and yell ♪

♪ When Blaze goes saving the day ♪

♪ Blaze, Blaze, Blaze ♪

♪ Gimme, gimme, gimme some speed ♪

♪ Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Go, go ♪

♪ Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Go, go ♪

♪ Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Yeah, let's blaze ♪

[upbeat rock music]

♪ ♪

- Whoa! - Whoo!

[laughing]

♪ ♪

- Oh, hey, check it out.

My friends and I are zooming through this forest

to see how fast we can go.

- Oh, yeah!

We love going fast. - What about you?

Do you like going fast?

All right!

- Nobody has more fun going fast than me!

See, look how much fun I'm having!

[screaming]

- Come on everyone, this way.

- Whoo! - Whoo-hoo!

- Yeah!

[dramatic music]

- [laughing]

Whoo, whee!

Ta-da!

Hello, Magic Mirror?

- Hello, Queen Fastine, at your Service.

- Oh, Mirror, Mirror, tell your queen,

who's the fastest Monster Machine?

- Your majesty, I tell you true,

no one in the forest is faster than you.

- Oh, that's just what I wanted to hear.

I, Queen Fastine, am the fastest of them all.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

♪ Faster than a train, plane, or time machine ♪

- ♪ Self-professed ♪ - ♪ Speedy as Queen Fastine ♪

♪ I would win a race with a cheetah ♪

- ♪ For sure ♪ - ♪ Name the time and place ♪

♪ And I'll b*at ya ♪

Mirror, Mirror? - Yeah.

- Tell your queen. - Mm-hmm?

- Who's the fastest Monster Machine?

♪ I'm the fastest of them all ♪ - You say it best!

- ♪ Faster than the speed of light ♪

- Now that's a stretch.

- ♪ I'm the fastest of them all ♪

- All right, all right.

- ♪ Zooming around, yeah, quite a sight ♪

♪ I'm the fastest of them all ♪

- I guess they know.

- ♪ I'm the fastest of them all ♪

- Far as you know.

- ♪ I'm the fastest of them all ♪

- Look out below!

- ♪ I'm the fastest of them all ♪

- Whoo-hoo! - All right!

- Whoo-hoo! - Whoo!

- Who in the world was that?

- 'Twas Blaze, my queen,

and his Axle City crew.

They're all very fast, as fast as you.

- As fast as me?

Ahh! But I want to be the fastest.

Hmm, Mirror, bring me my magic potions.

- As you wish, your speediness.

- [laughs]

Oh, wonderful, green means go,

and red means slow.

So the magic in this bottle ought to slow down Blaze

and his fast friends.

It's slow magic.

- Whee! - Hey!

[upbeat music]

- Ooh, sparkling.

- Hey, how come we stopped going fast?

♪ ♪

- I can't go fast either.

- What's happening to us?

♪ ♪

- Gaskets, that looks like some kind of slow magic.

- Look out, Blaze!

- Yah, ah!

♪ ♪

Phew, hat was close!

- I'm so slow.

- I don't understand, Blaze.

Who'd wanna make everyone go slow?

[ominous music]

- That would be me.

And now that everyone else is slow,

I, Queen Fastine,

am the fastest of them all.

[laughs]

- Ahem, but, Queen,

what about this bottle of fast magic?

That could make everyone go fast again.

- Hm, that's true,

but they'll never get the chance

because I'm going to use the fast magic

on me!

- Whoa, look!

There goes the bottle of fast magic!

[dramatic music]

- It landed on a cloud by that tall mountain.

- [gasps] No, the fast magic!

I simply must have it!

Mirror!

- Coming, your speediness!

- [groans]

- If Queen Fastine

gets the fast magic,

we'll be slow forever.

both: Forever?

- Don't worry, friends!

AJ and I will get that bottle of fast magic

before Queen Fastine.

- Yeah, then everyone can go fast again.

- AJ, give me some speed!

- Whoo-hoo!

♪ ♪

- [laughing]

Just look at me and how speedy I am!

[laughing]

Oh, Magic Mirror!

- Yes, your majesty?

- Mirror, Mirror, tell your queen,

who's the fastest Monster Machine?

- My queen, you are great in many ways.

But the fastest of all is clearly Blaze.

- Blaze--

[musical car horn honking]

♪ ♪

Oh no, I can't let Blaze get the fast magic before me.

I must stop him.

[laughs]

Good luck getting across.

[dramatic music]

- Look out, Blaze! - Whoa!

- Oh, no, Queen Fastine made the bridge fall apart.

- Well, we can't let that stop us.

We've just got to find some other way to get across.

- Hey, check it out, it's a gingerbread airplane.

♪ ♪

- Yeah, with a gingerbread plane,

we could fly to the other side.

- Let's give it a whirl!

Yeah!

[upbeat music]

- Whee-hee-hee-hee!

- We're flying!

Whoo-hoo, yeah! - Whoo-hoo!

♪ ♪

- Oh, whoa! - Whoa!

- The wind is blowing some

of the candy pieces off our plane!

- Whoa! - Whoa!

- Gaskets, we've gotta fix those holes in our plane,

and fast!

- Twee-eet, twee-eet!

- Blaze, look, those birds are coming to help us.

- Yeah, they're bringing us new pieces of candy.

- Twee-ee-eet, twee-eet!

- To fix our plane,

we just need to find the pieces that are congruent.

Things are congruent when they're the same shape

and the same size.

[upbeat music]

- Tweet, tweet, tweet!

- Let's see if this bird's candy can fix that hole

over there.

Is this candy the same shape and size as the hole?

No, it's not the same shape.

- Let's try another one. - Tweet, tweet!

- Is this candy the same shape and size as the hole?

Yeah, the candy and the hole are congruent.

- Yeah, it's a perfect fit.

♪ ♪

- Hey there, bird.

Do you have a candy that can fix this next hole?

- Tweet, tweet, tweet! - Look carefully.

Is this candy the same shape and size as the hole?

Yes, they're congruent.

- All right!

♪ ♪

Our plane is almost fixed.

- Yeah, we just need a piece

of candy to fix this last hole.

- Tweet, tweet, tweet!

- Is this candy the same shape and size?

No, it's the same shape, but it's not the same size.

- Tweet, tweet, tweet!

- How about this one, is it the same shape and size?

Yeah, they're congruent.

♪ ♪

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

- Our plane's fixed!

♪ ♪

All right, we made it! - Tweet, tweet!

- Thanks for all your help, birds.

Now we just have to hurry and get that bottle of fast magic.

- Yeah, that will put an end to the queen's slow spell

and make our friends go fast again.

- So slow.

- AJ, give me some speed!

♪ ♪

- ♪ Congruent, congruent, same shape, same size ♪

♪ Are they congruent, do they have the same shape? ♪

♪ Yeah, are they congruent, are the sizes the same? ♪

♪ Congruent, yeah, same shape, same size ♪

♪ Congruent, yeah, same shape, same size ♪

♪ Turn it, flip it, they're still congruent ♪

♪ Congruent, congruent, same shape, same size ♪

[tires squealing]

- ♪ Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum ♪

♪ Da, da, da, da, da ♪

- Oh, Mirror! - Yes, your speediness?

- Mirror, Mirror, tell your queen,

who's the fastest Monster Machine?

- Oh, Queen Fastine, you're very fast.

But in a race with Blaze, you'll come in last.

- What?

Ahh! [groans]

[musical car horn honking]

- Whoo-hoo-hoo!

- No, no, no!

I can't let Blaze get to the fast magic before me.

- Fee, fi, fo, fum. Fee, fi, fo, fum.

- Look, your highness, friendly giants.

- Giants?

That's it. That's how I'll stop Blaze.

He'll never get past sleeping giants.

- [yawning]

I feel sleepy.

- Me too.

- Nightie night.

♪ ♪

- Whoa! [brakes squealing]

Gaskets, Queen Fastine made these giants fall asleep.

- And now they're blocking the road, so we can't get past.

- Well, we can't go around sleeping giants.

But if I drive fast enough, we can jump over them.

- Yeah, let's go for it.

♪ ♪

- To jump over the first giant,

help me go a speed of five.

Count to five with us.

[together] One, two, three, four, five!

♪ ♪

- Yeah, whoo! - [laughs]

All right!

- We made it past the first giant.

- Whoa, but this next giant looks even bigger.

To jump over her, we'll have to go a speed of seven.

- Count to seven with us.

[together] One, two, three, four,

five, six, seven!

♪ ♪

- Yeah! - Whoo!

Whoo-hoo!

- Yeah! - We made it!

- Now, there's only one sleeping giant left.

♪ ♪

- But it's the biggest giant of them all.

- To jump over this last giant, help me go a speed of ten.

Count to ten with us.

[together] One, two, three, four, five,

six, seven, eight, nine, ten!

♪ ♪

- Whoo-hoo! - Yeah!

We did it!

But, Blaze, what about the sleeping giants?

How are we gonna wake them up?

- Hmm, I think I've got an idea.

♪ ♪

[plays harp] Rise and shine, giants!

♪ ♪

- Good morning.

Thanks for waking us up, Blaze.

- How can we ever thank you?

- Well, we're trying to catch up with Queen Fastine.

Think you can help us?

- It would be our pleasure.

[together] Fee, fi, fo, fum!

- Whoo-hoo! - Yeah!

- Good luck, fellas!

[soft music]

- Whee!

[laughing]

Once I get to the top of this mountain,

the fast magic will be all mine.

Ah, there you are.

Mirror, Mirror, tell your queen,

who's the fastest Monster Machine?

- You're very fast, Queen,

but to be fair, Blaze is still the fastest.

And he's right over there.

[musical car horn honking]

- Whoo-hoo-hoo! - [laughs]

[upbeat rock music]

- Blaze, but how? I stopped you.

- Nothing's gonna stop us, Queen Fastine.

- Yeah, not until we get the fast magic

and help our friends.

- Ha, you'll never get that bottle before me.

♪ ♪

I can't let Blaze get the fast magic!

I want to be the fastest of them all.

These ought to stop him.

♪ ♪

- Blaze, look out!

- Ah, whoa!

Ah!

Whoa!

♪ ♪

Whew!

- [laughing]

Told you I was the fastest of them all!

[laughing]

- Gaskets!

- We can't let Queen Fastine get the bottle of fast magic!

- Hey, wait a second.

I see something that could get us there before the queen,

A magic beanstalk beam!

- Yeah, we can grow a beanstalk

that grows all the way to the cloud!

- But there are a lot of holes in the ground.

To grow our beanstalk, we need to plant it in a hole

that's the same shape and size as the bean.

- Right, they have to be congruent.

- Come on.

Look carefully at the bean and this hole.

Is this bean the same shape and size as this hole?

No, they're the same shape, but not the same size.

- Quick, let's try another one.

[upbeat rock music]

- Is this being the same shape and size as this hole?

Nope, it's the right size, but a different shape.

♪ ♪

- What about this one, Blaze? - Let's see.

Is the bean the same shape and size as this hole?

Yeah, if we turn the bean around,

we can see they're the same shape and size.

They're congruent.

- Whoa, it's working.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- The beanstalk is growing

all the way up through the clouds.

And there's the fast magic. - [laughing]

- Uh-oh, but if we don't hurry,

Queen Fastine's gonna get there first.

- Then we better climb this beanstalk super fast

with blazing speed!

♪ ♪

To give me blazing speed, say, "Let's blaze!"

[together] Let's blaze!

♪ ♪

- [laughing]

Nothing can stop me now, not even--

[musical car horn honking] Blaze?

That's impossible!

♪ ♪

- All right!

Oh, yeah! - We got it!

- Now let's get this fast magic back to our friends.

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

- I'm so slow.

[musical car horn honking]

- Hey, that sounds like...

all: Blaze!

♪ ♪

- [gasps] I can go fast again!

- Me too! - The fast magic worked!

- Now we can all go fast again!

- Whoo-hoo! - All right!

- Yeah! - Whee!

♪ ♪

- [sobbing]

Mirror, Mirror,

tell your queen,

will I ever be the fastest Monster Machine?

- My queen, being fastest doesn't matter in the end.

The greatest joy of all is going fast with friends.

[soft music]

- Friends? - Whoo-hoo!

[laughing]

- [gasps] Magic Mirror, you're right.

Oh, Blaze!

- It's the queen!

- I was wondering,

do you think I could come driving with you?

- Of course, Queen Fastine. - All right!

- We always have room for another friend.

- Well, that's just wonderful.

- Come on, friends.

Let's all go fast together.

- ♪ We're the fastest of them all ♪

♪ Faster than the speed of light ♪

♪ We're the fastest of them all ♪

♪ All right, all right ♪

♪ Rev it up, let's race all night ♪

♪ We're the fastest of them all ♪

♪ I can't say no, we're the fastest of them all ♪

♪ Away we go, we're the fastest of them all ♪

♪ Whoa, we're the fastest of them all ♪

- ♪ It's Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ It's Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Buckle up, gonna roll ♪

♪ Yeah, we're ready to go with Blaze ♪

♪ You'll be amazed ♪

♪ It's Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ It's time for adventure extreme ♪

♪ Gonna kick it in gear ♪

♪ We'll be catching some air with Blaze ♪

♪ And the Monster Machines ♪

♪ It's Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪
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