07x04 - Monster Machine Halloween

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Blaze and the Monster Machines". Aired: October 13, 2014 - June 12, 2020.*
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AJ is an 8-year-old techie who drives monster-truck Blaze and go on adventures that have them taking on problems involving science and math.
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07x04 - Monster Machine Halloween

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- ♪ On your mark ♪

♪ Get ready to race ♪

♪ One, two, three, let's blaze ♪

♪ So buckle your seat belt, we're gonna scream and yell ♪

♪ When Blaze goes saving the day ♪

♪ Blaze, Blaze, Blaze ♪

♪ Gimme, gimme, gimme some speed ♪

♪ Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Go, go ♪

♪ Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Yeah, let's blaze ♪

- Monster Machine Halloween. [spooky laugh]

[upbeat music]

- Whoo-hoo!

- Yahoo!

♪ ♪

- Whoo! [laughs]

[laughter]

- Hey, you're just in time

for one of our favorite nights of the year.

- It's Monster Machine Halloween.

[laughter] - Whoo-hoo!

- Check out my Halloween costume.

I'm Blaze the dragon. Roar!

- I'm astronaut A.J.

- [laughs] It's Zeg, dinosaur mummy.

- [roars]

I'm Stripes the tiger shark. Chomp, chomp, chomp.

- I am robot Starla. Yee-haw, yee-haw.

[laughs]

- Ha! You call those costumes?

Wait till you check me out.

I'm Crusher the chicken. [clucks]

Whoa.

- What about you?

What costume are you gonna wear for Halloween?

[laughs] Cool!

[horn honks] - Oh, excuse us.

- Pardon. - Coming through.

- I wonder where everyone's going in such a hurry.

- Didn't you hear?

There's about to be a really big race.

- Yeah, a Halloween race.

- A Halloween race? - Whoo-wee!

- Come on, let's go check it out.

- Wait for me.

[laughter] - Whoo-wee!

- Ladies and gentle-trucks,

welcome to the race where winning is dandy

'cause it's all about candy.

It's the great Halloween race.

- Oh, sweet.

- Yeah, sweet like Halloween candy.

[laughter]

- When the light turns green,

racers will speed down a track made of Halloween treats.

A racetrack that leads through a marshmallow forest,

a cookie cave,

and a bubblegum swamp.

All the way to the finish line

and a chance to win

a giant goody bag full of candy.

It's a goody bag trophy.

- Hoppin' hubcaps,

that goody bag trophy sure looks tasty.

- Mmm, Zeg like candy.

- [roars] Me too.

- Hey, I have an idea.

Why don't we join the great Halloween race?

- [laughs] - Yeah!

- Let's do it. - [laughs]

I've got to win this race then that candy will be all for me.

Me, me, me. [groans]

- Halloween racers, start your engines.

[engines roar]

- When that pumpkin traffic light turns green

that means it's time to go.

- Look carefully.

When you see the light turn green, say "go."

[beeping]

Go! - Whoo-hoo!

- ♪ Candy racetrack, goody bag at the end ♪

♪ Doing tricks off treats with all our friends ♪

♪ In the great Halloween race ♪

♪ Jack-o'-lanterns all around the track ♪

♪ It's the great Halloween race ♪

♪ Everything is looking orange and black ♪

♪ Halloween fun for everyone ♪

♪ All trying to get first place ♪

♪ In the great Halloween race ♪

♪ It's the great Halloween race ♪

- [groans]

All these giant marshmallows are making me hungry for candy.

- Mm, oh, hey, Crusher. Happy Halloween.

- Pickle, where did you get all that candy?

- Not just any candy, it's pickle candy.

Here, you want to try a delicious hot fudge pickle?

- Hot fudge pickle?

[groans] Disgusting.

- Hmm. All righty then.

Maybe you'd like this pickle candy corn.

- Pickle candy corn?

Ew, no.

Well, don't you have anything more like regular candy?

- [chuckles] Gee, sorry, Crusher.

All I have left is this.

- A peanut butter cup? [laughs]

Now that's a candy I like. Here, give me.

- Oh, great.

Only, it's not exactly a peanut butter cup.

- Mmm. - It's a pickle butter cup.

- A pickle butter cup? [groans]

- [humming] Zeg, Zeg, Zeg, Zeg.

- [gasps] Oh, Zeg's right behind me.

I can't let him win the race and get all the candy.

[laughs]

Looks like it's time for a little trick or cheating.

[laughs]

- Zeg, Zeg, Zeg, Zeg, Zeg. Zeg, Zeg, Zeg, Zeg, Zeg, Zeg.

- Uh-oh, those giant marshmallows

are headed right for Zeg.

- Look out, Zeg.

- Zeg, Zeg, Zeg. Whoa!

Phew! Blaze save Zeg from marshmallow.

- Oh, man, but how are we gonna get past

the rest of these marshmallows?

- Hey, I've got an idea.

Why don't we smash those giant marshmallows?

- Smash? Ooh, Zeg like to smash.

- To smash the marshmallows

we just need a big enough impact.

An impact is when two or more things crash into each other.

And the faster we go,

the more energy our impact will have.

- Come on, Zeg, it's impact time.

[engines rev] - Yippee.

Uh-oh, here come marshmallow.

- Help us speed up so we can smash it with a big impact.

Let's go a speed of five. Count to five with us.

all: One, two,

three, four, five.

- Whoo-hoo! - Yay.

- Nice impact, everybody.

- Ooh, here comes bigger marshmallow.

- To smash it, we'd better go even faster than five.

Let's go a speed of ten. Count with us.

Start at five.

all: Five, six, seven,

eight, nine, ten.

- Oh, yeah. - [laughs]

- All right!

Now there's only one giant marshmallow left.

- And that's biggest marshmallow in forest.

- To make a big enough impact, we need to go a speed of .

Count to with us. Start at ten.

all: , , ,

, , .

- We did it.

We made it past the marshmallow forest.

- [laughs] Smashing fun.

- [laughs] Come on, Zeg,

let's follow this candy racetrack

all the way to the finish line.

- Yeah!

- ♪ When one thing hits another, that's impact ♪

- ♪ The greater the energy the bigger the crash ♪

- ♪ Whoa, oh, bang, boom, crash ♪

♪ Whoa, impact ♪

♪ When you hit it really hard that can make it break apart ♪

♪ Whoa, impact, boom, boom, crash ♪

♪ More energy makes a bigger smash ♪

♪ Impact, boom, boom, crash ♪

♪ More energy makes a bigger crash ♪

♪ Impact, impact, impact ♪

- Move aside. - Hey.

- Coming through. - Whoa.

- [laughs]

[laughs]

Would you look at all the cookies in this cave?

- Here, Crusher, if you're hungry for a treat

maybe you should have some of my pickle candy.

- Pickle candy?

[groans] No thanks.

- Are you sure?

Because I'd be happy to share this,

cotton candy pickle.

- Cotton candy pickle? [groans]

- Oh, well, then how about this?

Whipped cream pickle.

- Whipped cream pickle? [groans]

No, I would never eat that.

- Gee, Crusher, all I have left is this.

- A lollipop. [laughs]

Now that's a candy I like. Here, give me.

- Silly, Crusher. Why have a lollipop,

when you can have a lolli-pickle?

- A lolli-pickle? [groans]

- Yee-haw! Wahoo! - Yeah!

- Starla and Stripes? [groans]

I can't let them win the great Halloween race.

- [snoring] - [laughs]

Luckily I just found the perfect way to stop them.

[blows horn loudly]

They'll never get past these hungry cookie bats.

[laughs]

[bats squeaking]

- Huh, I wonder what those strange noises could be.

- Eh, I reckon it's probably just hungry cookie bats.

both: Hungry cookie bats?

- Uh-oh, cookie bats.

- Hang on, friends. We're coming.

Whoo, thanks for the save, fellers.

[bats squeaking]

- [roars]

How are we gonna get these cookie bats to stop chasing us?

- Hey, I've got an idea.

Why don't we just feed them their favorite cookies?

- Yeah, check it out.

This graph shows us

the bats' favorite cookies.

Let's start by seeing how many bats

like chocolate chip cookies.

The chocolate chip column goes to this number.

What number is it?

Three. Yeah!

Three bats like chocolate chip cookies.

[bats squeaking]

- Come on. Let's give the bats three chocolate chip cookies.

all: One, two, three.

[bats squeaking]

- [laughs] - It worked.

- Three bats stopped chasing us.

- But we still got more bats hot on our bumpers.

- Let's hurry and see how many like oatmeal cookies.

- Here's the column on our graph for oatmeal cookies.

It goes to this number.

What number is it?

Four. Right.

So four bats like oatmeal cookies.

- Four oatmeal cookies coming up.

all: One, two,

three, four.

[bats squeaking]

- Yee-haw! - All right!

- Ooh, look, Zeg see end of cave.

- But the last cookie bats are right behind us.

- Quick, let's check our graph.

- Here's the column for sprinkle cookies.

It goes to this number.

What number is it?

Six. Yeah!

Six bats like sprinkle cookies.

all: One, two, three,

four, five, six.

[bats squeaking]

- Bye-bye, cookie bats.

- Yeah! - Whoo-hoo!

- We made it!

- Great teamwork, everyone.

[horn blows] - [laughs]

- Well, bust my bumpers. Look!

It's Crusher!

- [gasps] He's in first place.

- [laughs]

- Well, if we want to win this Halloween race,

we'd better hurry. - [roars]

- [laughs] - Yee-haw!

- [groans]

All the bubblegum in this swamp is making me want candy.

- Did somebody say candy? - [screams]

No, no, Pickle,

I'm not interested in any more of your pickle candy.

- Are you sure? Not even this frosted pickle?

- Yuck! - What about pickle gummies?

- Pickle gummies? [groans]

- Ah, well, too bad.

Looks like all I have left is this.

- Licorice? [laughs]

That's one of my favorite Halloween treats.

- Well, if you like licorice

then you're gonna love pickle licorice.

- Pickle licorice? [groans] Yuck!

- Yee-haw! - [laughs]

- Oh, no. It can't be.

- Whoo-hoo, yeah! - [laughs]

- Oh, how are Blaze and his friends right behind me?

I can't let them win the great Halloween race.

I want the candy.

Me, me, me!

- [gasps] - Whoa.

all: Whoa!

- Gaskets!

Our friends are floating away in bubblegum bubbles.

- Blaze! - Help!

- Oh, man, we've got to save them, but how?

- Hmm, what we need

is some way to fly up there and pop those bubbles.

- Whoa, look! It's a flying broom.

You think we can ride it, Blaze?

- Only one way to find out. [engine revs]

Oh, yeah.

- Whoo-hoo!

We're flying!

Yeah!

- [roars] Help!

- That sounds like Stripes.

- He's got to be in one of these bubbles,

but I can't tell which one.

- Help us look for him.

Remember, Stripes is wearing a shark costume.

When you see Stripes, say "Stripes."

Stripes!

- [roars] Help!

- Hang on, Stripes,

we're gonna get you out of there with a really big impact!

Whoo-hoo! - All right.

- Welcome aboard, Stripes.

- Fellers!

- [gasps] That sounds like Starla.

- Help us look for her.

Starla's wearing a robot costume.

When you see her, say "Starla."

Starla! - Whoa.

- Prepare for impact.

- Yip, yip, yip. Yippee ki-yay.

- Whoo-hoo! - We got her.

- Nice flying, partners. - Zeg!

- Don't worry, Zeg, we'll save you!

Remember, Zeg's wearing a mummy costume.

When you see Zeg, say "Zeg."

Zeg! - [groans]

all: Impact!

- Whoo-hoo! - Yee-haw!

- We did it.

We saved all our friends from the bubblegum bubbles.

- [gasps] And look,

there's the finish line of the great Halloween race.

- [laughs]

- Hoppin' hubcaps, but Crusher's almost there.

- I can't wait to win that goody bag trophy

and have all the candy just for me.

- Uh-oh, what we do?

- We can't let Crusher win.

- Hang on, everyone.

We're gonna fly this broom super fast.

- Yeah, with blazing speed.

- Look-y there. - Wow.

- To give our broom blazing speed,

say, "Let's Blaze!"

all: Let's Blaze!

- Yeah! - Whoo-hoo!

- Yeah!

- [laughs]

[musical horn honking]

[screams]

[groans]

- We won! - All right!

- Yee-haw! - Whoo-hoo!

- Yay!

- We did it! We won the race.

[laughs] - Whoo-hoo!

- Yay! - All right!

- Congratulations, Monster Machines.

Now, as the winners of the great Halloween race,

there's just one question I have to ask.

- What's that?

- Are you ready for candy?

[horn blows]

- Look at this. - Whoo-hoo!

- ♪ In the great Halloween race ♪

♪ Jack-o'-lanterns all around the track ♪

♪ It's the great Halloween race ♪

♪ Everything is looking orange and black ♪

♪ Halloween fun for everyone ♪

♪ All trying to get first place ♪

♪ In the great Halloween race ♪

♪ It's the great Halloween race ♪

♪ ♪

- ♪ It's Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ It's Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Buckle up, gonna roll ♪

♪ Yeah, we're ready to go with Blaze ♪

♪ You'll be amazed ♪

♪ It's Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ It's time for adventure extreme ♪

♪ Gonna kick it in gear ♪

♪ We'll be catching some air with Blaze ♪

♪ And the Monster Machines ♪

♪ It's Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪
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