01x12 - Shrunken Ships/The Pirate Parade

[bunniefuu]

all: Ahoy.

- ♪ It's Santiago
and his crew ♪

all: Santiago.

♪ Sailing the seas
off to the rescue ♪

- Adelante.
all: Heave ho.

- ♪ Vámonos ♪
all: Heave ho.

- ♪ Let's go ♪

♪ On a pirate
adventure at sea ♪

all: Argh.

- ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
all: ♪ Santiago. ♪

- ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
all: ♪ Santiago. ♪

- ♪ Santiago of the seas,
helping anyone in need ♪

♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
all: ♪ Santiago. ♪

- ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
all: ♪ Vámonos. ♪

- ♪ He lives by
the good pirate's creed ♪

all: Santiago.

- "Santiago's
Greatest Treasure."

"El Gran Tesoro
de Santiago."

- I can't believe we found it.

- Yeah, and we'll learn about
the good pirates

who came before us.

- That's right, mateys.
Today, we're on Pirate Island,

and the spot we're looking for
should be right here!

Inside lie
the greatest magic tools

of every pirate protector

who ever sailed the seven seas.

- Amazing.
- Increíble!

- Abrete!

Open?

- It might help if you say,
"Pretty please."

- Por favor?

- Yes!
- Eso!

- Uepa!

- Espada, brilla!

- Ha, following Santiago
was my best idea ever.

Every magic pirate tool's
in there,

and I'm gonna steal 'em all.

Then I'll be
queen of the pirates.

- [caws]

- Avast!

The pirate protectors
and their greatest treasures.

That's Beatriz the Buccaneer.

Her seven-league boots
let her leap high and far.

- Wow!
- Súper!

- Victor el Veloz.

His magic wheel made his ship
the fastest in the sea.

- Is that Iván el Invisible
wearing his invisible cape?

- Sí, es él.

That's Capitán Carlos
and his magic cannonball,

which always hit its mark.

- Ooh.

[tricky music]

- [sighs]
- Phew!

- Capitana Mariana
de la Música!

- Yeah!

Her magical accordion
could make anyone do anything.

[gasps]

Last but not least,
Capitán Calavera.

His greatest treasure was...

both: Bubblegum?

- Not just regular bubble gum.

Legend says he could blow
the most powerful bubbles

in the seven seas with it.

- Oh, tesoro!

- Wait, Tomás, that's only for
the pirate protectors!

- Rayos!

- Sparkling starfish,

that chest
is positively powerful.

- Let me try.

[suspenseful music]

♪ ♪

The pirate protectors'
greatest treasures.

Tradition says, every pirate
protector adds the one thing

they love most to the chest.

- Their greatest treasure.

- What are you going to put in,
Santiago?

- I pick--

[group gasping]
- [squawks]

- Hey!
- You snooze you lose.

[caws]
[laughs]

- Argh!
You sea slugs are so slow.

- Blimey, Bonnie's wearing
the seven-league boots!

- [laughs]

You'll never catch me.

[both gasp]

- Ow!
How do these--ugh--

squiffy boots work?

Oy!
- [gasps]

There she is.
- Whoa!

[grunting]

[laughs]
Aw.

- Caracoles!

Bonnie's stealing

the pirate protectors'
treasure chest!

- We have to stop her and get
back the magic pirate tools.

Adventure awaits, amigos!

all: Piratas ahoy!

[adventurous music]

♪ ♪

- [cawing]
It's Santiago!

We're busted!

- Ugh, relax, Butterscotchy.

Go find something in that chest

that will help us outrun
that annoying swab.

♪ ♪

Too cute.

Too sticky.

Ooh, now we're talking.

Ha ha!

- Oh, yeah.
The magic wheel.

- Please, Bonnie,
hand over the chest.

It's not yours.

It belongs
to the pirate protectors.

- News flash:
I like stealing stuff.

Plus, I need the tools so
I can be queen of the pirates.

Huh?

Oh!
Aah!

How do you work this thing?

Whoa!

- She must be using
the magic wheel.

We have to go faster.
"Bravo," aprisa!

- [screaming]

Ugh!

Whoa!

- She's getting away!

- Tomás, we're gonna need
an extra gust.

- Aye, aye, capitán!

Power chord!

- Strong work, matey.

- Hornswoggle.

We've gotta out-pirate
that landlubber.

Otro instrumento!

[scheming music]

♪ ♪

Uh, Butterscotch,
where are ye?

- Here.
- Here?

Where?
- Right here in--oh.

Wait, wait, I'm invisible!

Check me out, I'm invisible.

- [gasps]
- Ha!

- Hmm, hmm!
- Bonnie!

[adventurous music]

- Coquí!

♪ ♪

- Avast, Bonnie!

Hand over the...
Hey, where is she?

- Bonnie must be using
the invisibility cape!

- Compass, where's Bonnie?

To the right!

- Adónde?
Oof.

- Watch it, you clumsy clam.

- Ooh, disculpe.
Wait, what?

- I believe
I can be of assistance.

Wave from the sea,
come to me.

[harp music]

- You did it, Lorelai.

- Sh-sh-sh-shiver me timbers.

Nyeh!

- Bonnie, we can see you
making faces.

- Bilgewater!

- It's over, Bonnie.
Give us back the pirate tools.

- No way.

Butterscotch,
otro instrumento!

Mariana's magical accordion

will make you do
anything I want!

♪ When I am
queen of the pirates ♪

♪ Mariana, I will thank ♪

♪ 'Cause this amazing shanty,
will make you walk the plank! ♪

pets: Ho!

- ♪ Walk the plank,
walk the plank ♪

♪ Walk the plank,
walk the plank ♪

♪ Walk the plank,
walk the plank ♪

♪ Yo ho ho ho! ♪

- It's the magical accordion!
I can't stop dancing.

- I can't stop doing
the cha-cha-cha.

- I can't stop walking
the plank.

Blimey!

- We need to break
the musical spell.

Tomás, sing a song.
Canta, primo, canta!

- Aye aye, capitán!

♪ Break the spell,
yo, ho, ho ♪

♪ Into the ocean we won't go! ♪

♪ Break the spell,
yo, ho, ho! ♪

♪ Into the ocean
we won't go! ♪

- Sing with us!
group: ♪ Break the spell ♪

♪ Yo, ho, ho,
into the ocean we won't go ♪

♪ Break the spell,
yo, ho, ho ♪

♪ Into the ocean we won't go! ♪

- ♪ Break that spell,
we won't go ♪

♪ A yo, ho, ho! ♪

♪ Oh, break it down,
break it down ♪

Uh-huh!
Yeah, yeah!

How ya like me now?
How ya like me now!?

- Ugh, the accordion
didn't work.

Here's my final sh*t!

- Capitán Carlos's cannonball!

- It always hits its mark.

- Bonnie, you mean scoundrel.

- Aw, you're too kind.

Bye-bye, "Bravo."

- Kiko, quick.

- Coquí!
- [gasps]

[grunts]
[gasps]

- Blimey!

- Abandon ship!
[squawks]

- Blow me down.

- Everybody, to "El Bravo!"
Now!

♪ ♪

- Uh-oh!

[cats meowing]

- Bonnie, you've gotta get off
your ship.

It's sinking!

- And leave the treasure?Never!

- [sighs]

We're not leaving
without Bonnie.

Good pirates always do
what's right.

- Argh!

You're too good
for your own good.

What about my ship?
- I have an idea.

Capitán Calavera's bubble gum.

- [whimpers]
- I'm not worried.

Santiago's the greatest pirate
in the world.

- Butterscotchy, how could you?

- Ahoy, mateys!

- Go, Santiago!
- Oh, yeah!

- Hmph.
Pssh.

- [caws] Can I have
your autograph?

- Hmm?
- I'm a big fan.

- Hey, I thought
we were besties.

Bad matey!
Bad matey!

Argh!
- Sorry, boss.

[goopy squishing]

[cats meowing]

- The pirate protectors'
greatest treasures

are back where they belong,

and I finally know
what mine is.

-¿Qué es?
- Do tell!

- My friends.

My crew.

They're my greatest treasure.

Now every future
pirate protector will know:

a great pirate
needs a great crew.

both: Aw.

- Strong work, me hearties.

Another awesome
pirate adventure.

all: Piratasahoy!
- Coquí!

- "The Golden
Banana Treasure."

"El Tesoro
de la Banana Dorada."

[tropical music]

♪ ♪

- Hmm.

Sail ho!

There's something in the water.

Spyglass, zoom.

- [whimpers]
- A baby monkey?

What's it doing in the middle
of the ocean?

Avast, we have to save it!

Lorelai, go check on
the monkey, por favor.

- Aye, aye, capitán.

♪ Bracelet of pearl,
to mermaid from girl ♪

[exciting music]

♪ ♪

- [squeaks]
- Hello, my fine, furry friend.

- [squeaking]
- [gasps]

Oh, it's okay, little guy.
- [whimpers]

- I'm going to take you
someplace safe.

- Don't worry, little guy.

You'll be safe and warm
in no time.

- [squeaks]

- Welcome aboard, monkey matey.

- [squeaking happily]

- Hey, guys.
What did you find--

Whoa!
Oof.

Is that a-a-a...

- A monkey!
- Do you wanna hold him?

- [squeaking]

- No, I'm not a big fan
of monkeys.

- Why not?
They're so cute and cuddly

and smart and...
- Scary!

When I was little,

I was playing my guitar,

and a monkey tried
to take it away from me.

- [squeaking]

- Maybe he wanted to play it?

- Everybody knows that monkeys
can't play guitar.

[strumming]
- [laughing]

- Ahoy, swabs!

[ominous music]

♪ ♪

Greetings from...

- Enrique Real de Palacios...
trio: The third.

- Everyone knows my name!

Perchance,
have you swabs seen a monkey?

- Uh...

- Hmm.

- Uh, hmm, uh...
Caracoles.

- Aha!
There it is.

Hand it over.

- Monito,are you his monkey?

- [squeaking]
- [gasps]

- [screeches]

- Aah!
[mice squeaking]

- Tomás,
why don't you show Monito

how to play a power chord?

- Huh?
A power chord?

Oh, yeah!
A power chord!

You got like this.
[strums]

- Aah, wha!
Whoa!

Blow me down!

- [squeaking happily]

- Primo,you better take him.

I'm really no good
with monkeys.

- We better get
this little guy home.

Compass, where does
Monitolive?

- Whoa, Banana Island.

Monito must be
one of the guardians

of the Golden Banana Treasure.

- Golden Banana Treasure?

Cool!

I like bananas,
and I like treasure.

- Legend says, sailors who go
there looking for treasure

get lost forever.
- [squeaks nervously]

- I don't like treasure
that much.

- I bet Enrique
took the monkey

so he would show him
where the treasure is.

- Ugh, but that monkey belongs
with his mommy

on Banana Island.

- [squeaking happily]

- Let's take Monitohome
to his mommy.

- [squeaking happily]
- Adventure awaits, amigos.

trio: Piratasahoy!

[adventurous music]

- We made it to Banana Island.

According to
Captain Calavera's journal,

the best way
to get to the Pyramid

is to move like a monkey.

I wonder what that means.

- There's no way
we can get there

with all those prickly thorns.

- [squeaking happily]
- Whoa.

Check out Monito!

We're going to have swing
through the trees

just like he's doing.

Whoo-hoo!
- Yeah!

[laughs]

- Come on, Tomás.
You can do it.

- [moans]

Whoa!

Caracoles!

[dramatic musical sting]

- Primo!

- Aah!

Oh, that was close.

Gracias, primo.

Whoa!
Mi guitarra!

[gasps]

The monkey helped me?

- See?
He likes you.

- [squeaks happily]

- You can do this, Tomás.

You just have to move
like the monkey.

[determined music]

- Move like Monito?

[sighs]

♪ ♪

[laughs]

- Eso!
- Fin-tastic!

Whee!
- Whoa!

♪ ♪

- Um, there are no more vines
to swing from.

[dramatic music]

Qué hacemos?
- [squeaking frantically]

[trio gasps]

- Look.

- Wow.
- Amazing.

- Hey, look at him go.

- [squeaking happily]

- You got it, Tomás!

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Hey, look!
I'm doing it!

Yo ho ho.
I'm moving like a monkey.

- Way to go, socio!

We'll get to the Pyramid
in no time.

- Time's up!
[trio gasps]

- [squeaking frantically]
- Thanks to this monkey,

I'm going to get to the Pyramid
before you,

and the Golden Banana Treasure
will be mine!

All mine!

Time to cut you swabs loose!
[mice squeaking]

[mice squeaking]

trio: Whoa!

[dramatic music]

both: Whoa!
- I've got you!

[adventurous music]

♪ ♪

all: Oof!

- We've gotta rescue Monito.

- Spyglass, zoom.

They're going into the Pyramid.

We gotta hurry.

Ha ha!
Let's climb like a monkey.

♪ ♪

Síganme, mateys!

- Espera, espera.

We're gonna climb up the side
of this gigantic steep pyramid?

- It's the only way
to save Monito.

- Vale.
Let's do this!

I don't think I can do this.

- Sure you can.
Sube,Tomás.

Sube.

- [whimpers]
Caracoles.

- Tell Tomás to climb.

Say "Sube, Tomás.
Sube!"

both: Sube, Tomás, sube!

- Louder!

both: Sube, Tomás, sube!

♪ ♪

- I did it.
I really did it.

Now, let's go find Monito--
Ooh!

I'm okay!
- [laughs]

Whoa!
- Whee!

- Caracoles.

[mysterious music]

- The Golden Banana Treasure.

- I saw it first, so back off.

- Unhand the monkey.
- [squeaks sadly]

- Of course,

after he climbs up and releases
the treasure for me,

or else no toy for monkey.

[dramatic music]

- [gasps]
- Oh no!

♪ ♪

- [squeaking nervously]

- Let's save our friend.

all: Piratasahoy!

- Swinging like a monkey!

- I'll take that.

- Huh?
Hey!

- [squeaking happily]
- Monito!

[adventurous music]

- [squeaking happily]
- Watch out!

trio: Aah!
Oof!

♪ ♪

- Whoa!
[grunts]

♪ ♪

Ha.

This worked out
just how I planned

or something.

I'm a genius.

I'll trade your tiny toy
for the great big treasure.

[trio grunting]

- Leave our monkey matey alone!

- He's monkey matey now.

- [squeaking]

- Rah!

trio: Aah!

- Monito,
play the power chord.

- Don't you dare.
- You can do it, little guy.

- Ooh.
[squeaking]

- Raise your hand
and get ready to windmill!

- Rah!

[strums]
- Wah!

- [squeaking happily]

[trio gasping]

- Aah!

[goopy splashing]
- [laughs]

- Rotten cacklefruit.

These aren't made of gold.
They're just plain old bananas.

- [squeaking]
- I'm out of here.

- Way to go, Monito!

- Uepa!
- Coquí!

- You did it!

- [squeaking happily]

- Who's a good little Monito?

both: Aw.

- [squeaking]

- [gasps]

- [squeaking happily]

[squeaks]

[warm music]

- Aw, he's back with his mommy.

- [squeaks]

♪ ♪

[mystical music]

[trio gasping]

trio: The Golden
Banana Treasure!

- The legend is true.

- [grunts]

♪ ♪

- [gasps]

These bananas are solid gold!

- Thanks for the gift, Monito.

We'll treasure it forever.

[warm music]

- [squeaks sadly]
- [sniffs]

Aw.

- [squeaking happily]

♪ ♪

- Adiós!
- Goodbye!

- Toodle-oo!

- Another awesome adventure.

We did it good, me hearties.

Piratasahoy!

[adventurous music]

♪ ♪