02x02 - Pirate Treasure Playoff

[bunniefuu]

all: Ahoy.

- ♪ It's Santiago
and his crew ♪

all: Santiago.

- ♪ Sailing the seas,
off to the rescue ♪

- Adelante.
all: Heave ho.

- ♪Vámonos ♪
all: Heave ho.

- ♪ Let's go ♪

♪ On a pirate
adventure at sea ♪

all: Argh.

- ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
all: ♪ Santiago ♪

- ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
all: ♪ Santiago ♪

- ♪ Santiago of the seas
helping anyone in need ♪

♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
all: ♪ Santiago ♪

- ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
all: ♪Vámonos ♪

- ♪ He lives by
the good pirate's creed ♪

all: Santiago.

- El juego del tesoro pirata.

[laughter]

- Ahoy, mateys.

We're so glad you're here.

- Coquí coquí.

- Today is a fantastic day.

- It's the pirate treasure
playoff.

- Pirate treasure playoff
is when you get to play

pirate games with us,
the pirate protectors.

- And unlock some treasure.

- Not so fast, swabs.

- Did somebody say "treasure"?

[laughter]

- Caracoles,
what are they doing here?

- They? I think you mean
Escarlata La Pirata,

Bonnie Bones,
and Enrique Real de Palacios.

- The third.

- We were just telling
our mateys at home

that they can play pirate games
to open up

a secret pirate treasure.

- If there's any treasure
around these parts it's mine,

all mine.

- Ahem, she means ours.

- Sorry, but this is for
the good piratasat home.

- Well, if they want
the treasure

they're gonna have to
get past me.

- And me.
- And this.

all: Oh!

- We've been Bonnie trapped.

- Coquí coquí.

- Gasping guppies, let us out.

- Not a chance,
landlubbers.

- We're taking over now.

- Hey, there, piratas,

you're gonna have to play
these games our way.

Welcome to Bonnie's
pirate treasure playoff.

- Yeah. Wait.

Why is it named after you?

- Caracoles.

What in the seven seas is that?

- This is the treasure chamber.

- Where we keep
all our pirate booty.

- To unlock your treasure
you swabs will have to complete

our wicked challenges.

- And they'll be a whole lot
tougher than what

those pesky pirate protectors
had planned for you.

- That's right, but for each
challenge you do complete

we'll let you earn a gem.

- If you can earn all the gems
we'll let your friends here go,

and you'll unlock
your precious tesoro.

- Don't worry, amigos.

- You can do this.

Let's work together
and win these challenges.

- Coquí coquí.

- Show us what you've got,
baddies.

We're ready for you.

- We are?

I mean, we are!

- This is
the Wheel of Misfortune.

♪ Dun-dun-dah ♪

- Let's give it a spin and see
what your first challenge is.

- You landed on
Sea the Difference.

- Get it, "sea"?

- Ha-ha, very funny.

- Can it, you two.

Good luck b*ating this one,
scallywags.

- It's time to play
Sea the Difference.

- Get it, "sea"?

- Enrique, we get it.

- Here's what we have to do.

Just play close attention
and "see" if you can spot

the differences
in these scenes.

- I "see" what you did there.

- We got this.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Espera, I think I see
the first difference.

Piratas.
Do you see it?

Bien hecho.

The skull and crossbones
on the sail are red here

but blue here.

- Bubbling Barnacles,
you did it.

Let's keep going.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[gasps]
Sparking seashells.

Was that another difference?

- Yeah, primo.

Enrique is wearing
your hat there

but not there.

Blimey.

- It looks better
on me anyway.

[laughs]

- Whatever you say,
Enrique.

Good catch, mateys.

- I can't stand it.

They're too good at this.

- Quit worrying.

They'll never get this one.

Escarlata's got a plan.

[loud rumbling]

[all gasp]

- Hee-hee-hee-hee.

- Oh, no.

Escarlata's bubbles are making
it hard to see anything.

[gasps]
Is that...

the golden giant!

both: Mm?

- Caracoles.

- Did you see that difference?

Mira ahí.
both: Mm?

- That golden giant
is golden at all.

He's purple.

Muy bien.

- I think we're ready
for the final scene.

Tooth rot.

They're getting close
to earning their first gem.

- Time to kick things up
a notch.

- Let's see if they could still
see the differences

if I do this.

Uno, dos, tres, ahí va!

- Ay, no, Enrique is covering
everything up.

We have to spot
the difference quick.

- Great throw, Santiago.

- Ready for towing.

[loud cr*ck]
Whoa!

- Mami,
the mass is breaking.

I'm coming.

- Hold your seahorses.

Is that another difference?

- Estupendo,
the rope is gold here

but green there.

We only need to find
one more difference

to win our first gem.

Vamos,amigos.

- The walls are still
closing in.

Look faster.

- I'll be right back,
Mami.

Ooh...ahh!

- Stop that wall.

- Miris, do you see it?

- Sí.

Abuelo's shirt is yellow here
and red there.

- You did it.

Fantastic job.
- You won!

- That means you've earned
your first gem.

[upbeat music]

- Ugh, I guess you swabs
earned this one,

but don't get used to it.

- You're on your way
to unlocking that treasure.

all: Ahh!

- And rescuing us.

- Not so fast.

Let's see what challenge
you land on

when the Wheel of Misfortune
is spun by

Enrique Real de Palacios...

[together]
The third.

- Thank you. Thank you.

- All right, Enrique,
spin that wheel.

- I sure hope
it's an easy one.

- Ha, too bad.

You landed on Sidekick Shuffle.

It's one of my toughest
challenges.

I invented it myself.

- It looks like this picture
puzzle is all mixed up.

- To b*at this challenge
you'll have to move the tiles

to reveal a trusty sidekick.

- You've got this, piratas.

Let's check out
the first puzzle.

- This little guy is always
by Santi's side

or in my hat.

Muy bien. That's right.

It's Kiko.

- [chirping]

- Bien hecho.
On to the next puzzle.

- This feathered fiend
flies by the side

of a fierce green-haired
baddy.

- Sí, it's Butterscotch.

- Buenos dias.

- Hold on.
This is too easy.

Now that's better.

Mwah-ha-ha-ha!

- Last one, but now Enrique
has taken away

all the color.

- This super-sweet sidekick
is sometimes hard to see.

Splash-a-riffic.

It's Cecilia.

Isn't she the cutest

- [chirping]

- Increíble,you did it.

- You solved all three puzzles.

- And that means you've earned
another gem.

Uepa!
- Coquí! Whoo-whoo!

[dramatic music]

- Ooh!

Escarlata can't believe
her eyes.

He won again.

- We need to step things up
before they unlock

the treasure chamber.

- Have no fear.

Bonnie Bones is here.

- Nice birdcage, boss.

all: Ahh!

- Butterscotch, no.

- Piratas,
you're doing great.

But we have to play
more challenges

to open that treasure chamber.

- And fast.

- Just wait till you see
what my capitana

has in store.

- Ahoy, piratas.
Thank goodness you're back.

- Coquí coquí coquí.

- Now you can b*at
more challenges

and unlock your tremendous
treasure.

- And get us out of here.

- Yeah, yeah.
Can it, swabs.

They know what's going on.

Time for more challenges.

Bring in
the Wheel of Misfortune.

- It's Escarlata's time
to shine!

Ha-ha-ha!

You landed
on Landlubber Lookout.

Mi favorito.

- Those pilfering pirates
have hidden six golden coins

in the next scene.

They look like this.

See how many you can find.

- Hmm, this is gonna be
a tough one.

- Kiko, can you help
our piratasat home?

- [chirping]

- Buena suerte,amigos.

Good luck.

- Caracoles.

Escarlata put a spell
on Lorelai,

and they're headed
for Caracol Cove.

- I'm going in
to stop Escarlata.

[upbeat music]

- Espera.

Take a peek
in the treasure chest.

Bien hecho.

You've found our first
golden coin.

Let's look for more.

- Coquí coquí coquí.

[upbeat music]

- Espada.

With these coconut earmuffs

I won't be able
to hear Escarlata,

so she can't enchant me.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- First I will rule
the mermaids.

Barking barnacles.

Look in the bubbles.

Another coin.

Fantastic finding.
- Coquí coquí.

- Then I will rule the seas.

Only a mermaid can get you
into Caracol Cove.

Lorelai, open, please.

- ♪ Ah-ahh ♪

- Hola,Lorelai.

- Mira, look over there.

Bravo, mateys.

It's the third coin.

Let's keep going.

- Coquí.

Que? Que?Three coins?

That means they only need
three more.

- How about we block
their view?

Slime time.

both: Mwah-ha-ha-ha!

- So nice to see...
[gasps].

both: Escarlata La Pirata.

- Little mermaids,
let's be cooler.

Girls,
bow down to your new rule.

Both: Bow down, new ruler.

- Oh, Escarlata is having
the most delightful time.

- Ay, no.
Bonnie's slime is everywhere.

Amigos,
can you see the next coin?

Uepa! Eso.

You found the fourth coin.

- Coquí coquí.

- Escarlata, avast.

Hand over that--
- Yoo-hoo.

Bow to.

- What was that?

I can't hear you.

- Great eye, piratas.

You found the fifth coin.

You only need one more,
mateys.

Uno mas and you'll win.

- Coquí coquí.

- Thanks to my coconut
earmuffs.

- Argh!

Jellies.

- Jumping jellyfish.

Is there something
in the slime?

Sí, there it is.

Bonnie's slime
is not match for you.

- Coquí coquí.

- Fantastic.

You found all six golden coins.

- Strong work, me hearties.

You've earned another gem.

[creaking]

[all gasp]

Ahh! Ohh!

- Augh, but the rope
is starting to break.

- Rápido,
to the treasure chamber.

[upbeat music]

- Argh, those pesky pirates
have done it again.

- Bilge water.

They're halfway to unlocking
my treasure.

- Argh, give me that wheel.

Hmph!

Mwah-ha-ha-ha!

You landed on
Use Your Buccan-ears.

This game is so hard you'll
have to hear it to believe it.

- To play Use Your
Buccan-ears

you'll have to listen
carefully

and try to figure out
who's talking.

Here we go.

Which pirate protector
sounds like this?

Bracelet of pearl,
to mermaid from girl.

- Magnifico.

That's Lorelai.

- Bracelet of pearl,
to mermaid from girl.

Whose wise words are these?

- A good pirate always did
what was right.

- Estupendo.
That's Abuelo.

- A good pirate always did
what was right.

- Uno mas.

Which bad pirate
sounds like this?

- I'm queen of the pirates.

Ah-ha-ha-ha!

- Flapping flounders,
that's right.

It's Bonnie Bones.

I'm queen of the pirates.
Oh, get me.

- Fantastic listening.

- Sounds like you've earned
another gem.

[upbeat music]

- Hornswoggle.

These scallywags are too good.

- Escarlata doesn't like this.

[creaking]

[all gasping]

- Whoa!
- [gasps]

- Ahh!

Caracoles, the rope.

- Hurry, piratas.

- Coquí coquí coquí.

- We need you to win
more gems.

- Come back if you dare.

[all cackling]

- Welcome back, swabs.

- Mateys, Bonnie, Enrique,
and Escarlata

still have us trapped here.

- Coquí coquí.

- We need you to win
more challenges and save us.

- And unlock your treasure.

- Their treasure?

That really rattles my bones.

- And we all know
it's my treasure.

- Clam it, Enrique.

- Yeah, Enrique.

You've still got two more
challenges to b*at,

and I'm in charge
of the wheel now.

[dramatic music]

Ooh, Scallywag Scramble.

There's no way you'll b*at
this one.

Ah-ha-ha!

- Rayos.

They've hidden my compass
inside that treasure chest.

- Ah-ha-ha!

- Ay, no, they're moving.

Piratas, can you keep
your eyes on it for me?

- Gasping guppies.

Where did Santi's compass go?

- They're moving faster.

- You'll never guess
which treasure chest

holds the precious compass.

- Piratas, do you know
which treasure chest

my compass is in?

Sí, it was in that one.

Gracias, mateys.

Lucky guess.

Now it's my turn.

You don't have a chance.

- [gasps]
My bracelet of pearl.

Can you help me find it,
piratas?

- I've got it.
- Oh, yeah?

How about now?

- No, wait.
I don't got it.

Help me, mateys.

- No one beats
Enrique Real de Palacios III.

- Piratas, do you know
which treasure chest

my bracelet of pearl is in?

Spectacular spotting skills.

You're really good at this.

- Step aside, landlubbers.

It's Escarlata's turn.

- Caracoles.

There's eight treasure chests
this time.

And that's our next gem.

- Piratas,
you know what to do.

Follow that gem.

- Prickly prawns.

They're moving really fast.

- Ha-ha-ha-ha!

See if you can find
your little gem now.

- Vamos, mateys.

You can do this.

Which treasure chest
is the gem hidden in?

Uepa! You did it!

[dramatic music]

- Hogwash.

These swabs only need one more
gem to unlock my treasure.

- Ahem, our treasure.

- Sure, that's what I meant.

- Amigos, this is it.

- Win this game and you'll
unlock the tremendous treasure.

all: Ahh! Whoa!

Whoa-oh-oh! Ahh!

- But do it before
the rope breaks, por favor.

- All right, scallywags,
your final challenge is...

Seek or Sink.

- Watch each scene
as closely as you can,

and keep your pirate eyes open
so you can answer

the questions at the end.

- There it is,
el diamante gigante.

- Coquí.

[chirping]

- The lava?
Sure, it's dangerous.

But danger is my middle name.

Well, it's actually Bunny,
Bonnie "Bunny" Bones,

but never you mind.

[dramatic music]

Blimey.

- Now for your first
tricky trivia question.

What is Bonnie's middle name?

- Time's up.

- Let's check out the answer.

- Well, it's actually Bunny,
Bonnie "Bunny" Bones,

but never you mind.

Enough of this Bunny business.

I'm gonna turn things
upside down.

[quirky music]

♪ ♪

- Que? Que?

They send the frog?

- Coquí coquí..

[slurps]

- Genius!

Otra vez.

- [squeals]

- Tomás, heads-up.

- I got it!

Not again.
- Ahh! Argh!

Lorelai, can I get a fin--

I--I mean, a hand?

- [slurps]

- What did Lorelai toss
to Tomás?

- You've got this, mateys.

Time's up.

Let's take a look.

- Tomás, heads-up.

- I got it!

- Muy bien.

It's the golden cup.

- That upside-down scene
was child's play.

And we can't let them win.

See if you can solve
this one?

- [garbled chatter]

- Ay, no.

Enrique is playing the scene
super-fast.

[garbled chatter]

- It's really him.

Barbarito.

What evil plans
were you planning?

- Well, Josefina,
long time no see.

- [indistinct], are you related
to...[garbled chatter]

- Uh-huh. That was...
[garbled chatter]

on account of this here
silver lasso of mine.

- That silver lasso
is not yours.

- What color
was Barbarito's necktie?

- You're gonna have to
think hard.

- No more thinking.

- Amarillo.It's yellow.

- Was that the best you can do,
Enrique?

Let Escarlata show you
how it's done.

[cackling]

- [sniffing]

Ahh.

'Tis a perfect day for baking
me gold-frosted cookies.

- Ahoy, Captain Sprinkles.
- Huh?

- Mind if I treat myself
to your luscious

gold-frosted cookies?

- Well, lucky for you
it's two-for-one Tuesdays.

- Oh, I don't want to buy
your treats.

I want you to hand them over.

[horn tooting]

- [gasps]
Yar.

Crumble me cookies.

- What day of the week
was it in this scene?

You know this.

Think, piratas, think.

Times's up.

Well?

- Well, lucky for you
it's two-for-one Tuesdays.

- Yeah, the answer is Tuesday.

- I knew you'd never get it.

The answer is Tuesday.

Wait, what?

- They won.

[together]
Argh! Ugh!

- You did it,
my magnificent mateys.

- You saved us.

- Muchas gracias,amigos.

- Coquí coquí coquí.

- A deal's a deal, baddies?

These good pirates have earned
their treasure.

- Unlock the treasure chamber.

- Que? Que?

- Ew.
- Fine. There you go.

I'd say congratulations
if I had any manners.

- Here it is, amigos.

Your special treasure
is a brand-new song.

- ♪ If I were in your shoes
I'd play music all day ♪

♪ I would let no one
rain on my parade ♪

- ♪ If I were in your shoes
I'd go into town ♪

♪ And see all the people
that I'm never around ♪

♪ Hey, wouldn't it be aces ♪

♪ If we could trade places ♪

- ♪ Caracoles ♪

♪ Trading would be so amazing ♪

- ♪ I'll let you in
on a little secret ♪

♪ There's so much
that I can do ♪

♪ With a handshake
we can seal the deal ♪

♪ And in a second I will change
into you ♪

- [laughs]
Yeah, right, Pepito.

- I promise, mi amigo,
I'm telling the truth.

My magic is real.

- Wait. You're serious?

You're not even joking?

- ♪ There's only one way
to find out ♪

- ♪ You'll be in my shoes ♪

♪ Shake my hand,
you will find out ♪

- ♪ And I'll be in yours ♪

♪ ♪

both: Caracoles.

- ♪ Ha-ha-ha now ♪

♪ I can get out of work
and play music all day ♪

- Coquí coquí.
Coquí coquí.

- Ooh, that voice is a keeper.

Bienvenido.

- [gasps]
Hey.

Why did you do that to him?

- Heh-heh-heh-heh.

This is how I collect
all my sounds, silly.

And that's exactly what I plan
to do when I go to town,

steal more voices
for my collection!

♪ Oh what fun it will be
to be in your shoes ♪

♪ Oh what fun it will be ♪

♪ To be in your shoes ♪

[cackling]

Hasta luego,Tomás.

- Uh-oh, another baddy?

- Bubbling barnacles.

- It looks like our adventures
are just beginning, amigos.

- I think I'm gonna like
that Pepito.

- He's pretty sneaky.

- But he'll never be sneakier
than me.

Because I am
Enrique Real de Palacios...

all: The third.

- We know.