02x06 & 02x07 - Whale of a Tale/The Pirate Painter

[bunniefuu]

all: Ahoy.

- ♪ It's Santiago
and his crew ♪

all: Santiago.

- ♪ Sailing the seas,
off to the rescue ♪

- Adelante.
all: Heave ho.

- ♪Vámonos ♪
all: Heave ho.

- ♪ Let's go ♪

♪ On a pirate
adventure at sea ♪

all: Argh.

- ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
all: ♪ Santiago ♪

- ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
all: ♪ Santiago ♪

- ♪ Santiago of the seas
helping anyone in need ♪

♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
all: ♪ Santiago ♪

- ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
all: ♪Vámonos ♪

- ♪ He lives by
the good pirate's creed ♪

all: Santiago.

- "Whale of a Tale."
"El Cuento de las Ballenas."

[upbeat music]

both: Wee!
[laughs]

- Oh, that looks like fun.

- Let's join them.

Since we've been
sailing the high seas,

I'm not afraid
of the water anymore.

But that water
is really far away.

- Oye,Tomás,
there's a trick I use

when I lose a tool in my shop
and get a little upset.

Want to hear it?

Respira.

- Breathe?

- Yup. Taking a few big,
deep breaths in and out

calms me down,
so I can take on anything.

Want to try?
- Sure.

[both breathe in and out]

- That really worked.

Let's do this, hermanita.

[both laugh]

I knew I had nothing
to be afraid of.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whale.

- Flipping flounders.
Look at all the whales.

- What are they doing here?
They should be migrating.

- Migrating?

- Whales don't live
in the same place all the time.

They like our warm waters
in the winter,

but they move to
colder water in the summer.

- Caracol Cove is nowhere near
the migration path.

I wonder why the whales
are so far off course.

- And why they're so grumpy.

- I'll talk to the whales
and find out what's wrong.

Bracelet of pearl.
To mermaid from girl.

[vocalizing]

[high pitched whirring]

- Lorelai, are you okay?

- I know why the whales
are so upset.

Underwater I heard a sound as
suspicious as a slippery slug.

It's definitely not natural.

- A sound?
Why don't we hear it?

- Some sounds can only be heard
by certain animals.

- If it's confusing the whales,
then we need to stop it.

Lorelai, you and Tomás
take care of the whales

while Tina and I figure out
what's making all the noise.

all: Aye-aye, Capitán.

- Adventure awaits, amigos.

all: Piratasahoy!
- Coquí.

♪ ♪

[whales singing]

- I built a device
that picks up

all the sound waves
of the ocean.

It will let us hear the sound
the whales are hearing.

Let's listen.

[high pitched whirring]

- No wonder the whales
are confused.

Let's stop that sound.

[inquisitive music]

♪ ♪

What is that thing?

both: Enrique Real
de Palacios III?

- Coquí.

- He must be
looking for treasure,

and I bet those claw arms
are making the noise.

We'll have to interrupt

Enrique's dig
to stop the sound.

I think I've got a plan.

- If our frantic friends keep
splishing and splashing,

we all might get stuck
in the cove.

[vocalizes]

Flipping flounders.
They're not listening to me.

- Hey, whales,
listen to Lorelai.

She knows what she's doing.

Whoa!

- Tomás!
- [yells]

Whoa, whoa!

Whoa!
- Gotcha!

- They're not listening
to me, either.

- I hope Santi's having
better luck than we are.

- All right, matey,
if Enrique sees La Chispa

he might run away,
so wait until

I give the signal,
then you're up.

- Aye-aye, Capitán.

- [squeaks]

- [groans]
I can't deal with that

meddling goodie-two-boots
right now.

Fire the bubble cannon!

- Whoa!

Whoa.

Whoa, whoa,

whoa, whoa.

Espada, fuerza.

- [groans]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Now, Tina!
- You got it.

- [groans]
Tooth rot.

- We need to send Enrique
back to the surface.

- I've got just the thing.
My floating island.

♪ ♪

- What's happening?

Can't you swabs leave me alone?

I'll sign autographs later.

- I had to stop you, Enrique.

Your machine makes a sound
that's confusing the whales.

[high pitched whirring]

- Oh, no.

Con permiso, Capitán.

The sound is still happening.
- It is?

- I, Enrique Real de--ugh.

I don't have time
for my whole name.

Those claw arms
are made by yours truly.

They don't make a peep.

- But what could be
making the noise?

- It must be the treasure
I'm looking for.

It's a priceless music box,

and it's mine, all mine!

Really, it is mine.

It was the first invention
I ever made, but I lost it.

both: Huh?

- This morning,
I was cruising along,

being the most awesome pirate
of all time,

when someone knocked
the music box into the water

and it sunk by some rocks
covered in seaweed.

- I'm sorry, Enrique.

I thought you were looking for
something that wasn't yours.

- [laughs]
I usually am.

- Hmm, it's definitely
not music we're hearing.

Maybe the water is messing
with the gears

and causing the music box
to make that terrible sound.

- Enrique, if your music box
is making the sound

that's confusing the whales,

then we need
to help you find it.

- Help from you two?

I don't think so.

- Espera,Enrique.
- Move aside, peasant.

- You said it sunk by
some rocks covered in seaweed.

That's a different spot
than you were just checking.

- Enrique was looking
in the wrong spot.

Nice work, Tina. Let's go.

- Hey, not so fast.
We're coming too.

- How do we get a bunch
of whales to calm down?

How do I get myself
to calm down?

Calm down. Respira.

- That's it, Tomás.

We need the whales
to take a deep breath.

Do you think you could play
them a song to show them how?

- [breathes in and out]

I can try.

♪ Take a deep breath in ♪
- ♪ Ooh ♪

- ♪ Blow a deep breath out ♪
- ♪ Ooh ♪

- ♪ Respira, respira♪

- ♪ Calming down
is just that easy ♪

both: ♪ Nothing more
to think about ♪

- Just breathe in and out.
[breathes in and out]

both: ♪ Respira♪

- [laughs]
both: ♪ Respira♪

♪ When it's time to be a hero ♪

♪ Breathe in, blow out ♪

♪ Respira♪

- ♪ Respira♪

both: ♪ The first step is
to take a deep breath in ♪

♪ And blow it out,
blow it out ♪

♪ Breathe it in, blow it out ♪

♪ Respira♪

- Qué increíble!

- Now once Santi
stops the noise,

we'll be ready for the whales
to return to their migration.

[inquisitive music]

- Keep looking.

The music box is
down here somewhere.

- [sighs]
It's hopeless.

I'll never see my shiny
masterpiece again.

- Shiny?

Enrique, does your music box
have gold on it?

- Of course.

- My gold detector can find it.

I just have to make
a few adjustments

so it can work underwater.

[beeping]

- That's it!

[laughs]

♪ ♪

♪ Enrique, Enrique,
he's one of a kind ♪

♪ The most awesome pirate
of all time ♪

♪ Enrique, Enrique,
he's one of a kind ♪

♪ The most awesome pirate
of all time ♪

[music stops]

Fine. This beautiful voice
is wasted on you anyway.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Now, let's get back
to the whales.

- Welcome back, you two.

- Thanks to some
quick thinking by Tina,

we found the sound
and shut it down.

And it looks like you've taken
great care of the whales.

- [laughs]

- Let's lead them back
to their migration path.

all: Aye-aye, Capitán.

- Bravo adelante.

both: ♪ Respira♪

♪ Respira♪

♪ When it's time to be a hero ♪

♪ Breathe in, blow out ♪

- ♪ Respira♪

♪ Respira♪

both: ♪ The first step is
to take a deep breath in ♪

♪ And blow it out,
blow it out ♪

♪ Breathe it in, blow it out ♪

♪ Respira♪

- "The Pirate Painter."
"El Pirata Pintor."

[laughter]

- This way, come on.
[laughter]

Oh, ahoy, mateys.

Today, a very important person
is visiting us.

- A pirate painter.

- His name is Bastien,

and he's painting a mural
to celebrate our island.

- Mira, allí.

[upbeat percussive music]

♪ ♪

[all gasp]

- Y juá, juá, juá.

[crowd cheering]
- Awesome!

- Yeah!
- Whoo-hoo!

- Yeah!

- Con permiso,Bastien.

Can I get your autograph?

- My pleasure, amiguita.
Juá, juá.

- So cool!

- People really like him and
his brightly colored paintings.

[all cheering]

- Con permiso,excuse me.

I have to get to my shop.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Aye...
[groans]

[gasps]
Mis mapas!

- Looks like what I did
to my food when I was a baby.

- I'm so, so sorry.

I get a little carried away.

Is there anything
I can do to help?

- No, thank you.

- Sorry.

Sometimes when
I get excited painting,

it gets a little messy.

- No te preocupes.

Nothing makes this town happier
than celebrating colors.

- Gracias, amigos.

- Oye,would you all
like to help me paint?

- [screams]
Ooh, ooh, ooh.

Sign me up.

- [squeaks]
Coquí.

- Tremendo.
- [laughs]

[soft percussive music]

♪ ♪

- Don't move a muscle.

[groans]

"Ooh, forgive us, my queen."

"We are unworthy
of your patience."

What do you think?

Hmm, you're right.
It's missing something.

Ah!

Bola de cristal,

how do I become the greatest
painter of them all?

Ah-ha! Colors.

That's what I need.

This brush is how
I will steal them.

Come, jellies,

your queen has a plan.

[laughs]

Brush of thine,

give your brilliant colors
to mine.

Anytime he paints,

the colors will travel
from his brush to mine

and then I will be
the best painter in the seas.

[laughs]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

all: Buenos días,Bastien.

- Welcome back, amigos.

Well, what do you think?

- Caracoles!
- Gasping guppies.

- Bastien, it's amazing.

Everyone in town will love it
once they see it.

- I've just got to add
a few final touches and...

huh?

[disquieting music]

[gasps]

- Qué está pasando?
- Where is all the color going?

♪ ♪

- I...I don't know.

- I have a bad feeling
about this.

- [humming]

[laughs]
The spell is working.

The colors are coming
through my brush,

but Escarlata wants
to steal more.

[laughs]

Oh, brush of mine,

bring more colors
so my paintings can shine.

Hmm?

[groans]
Uh-oh.

♪ ♪

- We have to find a way
to stop this.

- I have an idea.
I'll try a power chord.

[electric guitar blares]

Whoa.

- Gotcha!
- [gasps]

- Be careful, mateys.

If it touches us,
we'll lose our color too.

- Huh?

- What have you done
to our town?

- You have to fix it.

- Hey, this isn't
Bastien's fault.

- Yeah, he was just trying
to paint a mural for all of us.

- And he saved me too.

- [gasps]
It's getting closer.

Corre!

- Huh? Wait a salty second.

This purple sparkle seems
awfully fishy to me.

both: Escarlata la Pirata.

- She must've put a spell
on his brush.

Bastien, Kiko and I
will stay here

and try to stop the spread.

Lorelai, you and Tomás go see

what you can find
in Escarlata's lair.

Savvy?
- We're on it, Capitán.

[soft percussive music]

♪ ♪

- Mira. Those color slugs
are dripping paint everywhere.

- But where's Escarlata?

- [screams]
Get away from me...

both: Huh?
- You icky slug!

- Good pirates
always do what's right.

I have to help Escarlata.

Need a hand?

- Fine, but don't tell anyone.

- Mermaid's honor.
- [laughs]

I have a spell that will work,
but we have to get

my paintbrush back
from those slugs.

- Have no fear, Tomás is here.

Lorelai, bubbles por favor.

[electric guitar blares]

- Got it.

- Y fuera.

♪ ♪

- Uepa!

- Let's go, Tomás.

We've got to get
the town's colors

back to Santiago and Bastien.

- Wait, come back!
Escarlata does not clean!

Hmm.
[groans]

[people groaning and gasping]

- Avanza.This way.

- [groans]

- I'm just trying to help.

- No, you're the one
who caused all this.

- [groans]
Watch out.

- [groans]
- Santi, no!

- [gasps]

Bastien's a good person

who tried saying he was sorry,
but you didn't listen.

Can't you see
he's trying to help us?

- [vocalizes]

- [gasps]
Tomás and Lorelai are back.

Vámanos.

[lively music]

♪ ♪

- [gasps]
Santiago, what happened to you?

- I lost my color,
but I'm okay.

- No te preocupes, primo.
We can fix it.

We got all of Larimar's colors
inside this brush.

- Great!
Get that brush to the mural.

- Bastien, can you find a way
to get there?

- Sí.
Vamos pa' allá.

[groans]
[screams]

- Bubble of air,
take this brush over there.

- [groans]

- Power chord.
[electric guitar blares]

- Y juá.

- My color is back.

Bastien, you saved the day.

- No, Santi,
we all saved the day.

- Coquí.

- That was some adventure.

- Bastien,
if I may have a word?

I wanted to say how sorry I am.

I misjudged you.

- It's okay.
We all make mistakes sometimes.

My mistakes can get
a little messy.

[both laugh]

Santiago,
I made something for you.

The best pirate crew
I've ever met.

- Ooh.
- Whoa.

- Gracias,Bastien.

- Thank you
for believing in me.

You're a good friend, Santiago.

Whoo-hoo!

Until next time.

all: Hasta luego,Bastien.
- Coquí.

- That was an awesome
and colorful

pirate adventure, me hearties.

all: Piratasahoy!
- Coquí, coquí, coquí.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪