02x36 - The Tale of The Big Badger Blunder

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Peter Rabbit". Aired: 14 December 2012 – 6 May 2016.*
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02x36 - The Tale of The Big Badger Blunder

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-♪ Let's go! ♪
-♪ Peter Rabbit ♪

♪ Go on a run ♪

♪ Run for our lives ♪

♪ We'll tear a hole in every
Fence and every wall ♪

♪ Run through the fields ♪

♪ Run wild and free ♪

♪ And grab a piece of every
Radish that we see! ♪

♪ Go day and night ♪

♪ Go for it all ♪

♪ It's time to fly, come on
The wind's begun to blow ♪

♪ Let's go! ♪

♪ 'Cause you and I, we weren't
Made for going slow ♪

♪ Adventure calls ♪

♪ The game is on ♪

-♪ Come on! ♪
-♪ Let's go! ♪

-♪ Peter Rabbit ♪
-♪ Let's go! ♪

-♪ Peter Rabbit ♪
-♪ Let's go! ♪

-♪ Peter Rabbit ♪
-♪ Let's go! ♪

[Peter] "The Tale
of The Big Badger Blunder."

[Benjamin] Um, can I ask
a question, Peter?

Of course, Benjamin.

Are we… lost?

Lost?

[laughs] We're not lost.

We just don't know where we are exactly.

According to your dad's map, Peter,

there should be another tunnel
right around here

that leads to a cave,
but I don't see anything!

[chuckles] I think Lily found it!

[both screaming]

[chuckles]

Wow!

Look at this cave!

Whoa!

Ew, imagine living in here.

Uh…

[sniffing]

Hey, do you two smell that?

[Benjamin] Wait for me.

[all sniffing]

Fresh baking, oat-based…

definitely a hint of sugar…

You know what that means, don't you?

[all] Oatcakes!

Thanks, Mrs. Puddle-Duck!

Oh, feathers and fluff,
you've got quite an appetite.

Enjoy! Come on, now.

Whoa!

It's okay!

My oatcake isn't broken.

Huh?

[Sammy] Don't mind if I do!

Sammy Whiskers!

[Peter] Get him!

Not today, rabbits.

-[rabbits] Huh?
-[Sammy laughing]

Whoa!

Hey!

[Benjamin] Hello!

Come on.

Come on, Lily. Hurry, Benjamin!

[pants]

-[cat meowing]
-Huh?

[Mittens] How many times do I have to
tell you, Whiskers?

No rats allowed at Hill Top Farm!

Cat! [screaming]

Let go!

Get your claws off me!

[straining]

[screams]

Help!

Somebody stop me!

You asked for it, Sammy.

[Sammy screaming]

[Benjamin] Yes!

And stay out!

We make quite a team, don't we, Mittens?

I could have handled that rat on my own.

No problem.

Oh, come on, Mittens.

It was kind of fun, wasn't it?

Yeah, maybe a little.

But it's a serious business
protecting my farmyard.

That rat could have eaten
all of Pig Robinson's food!

Hidy-hi! Did I miss something?

Hi, Robinson.

Yum.

If you're going to hang around,
can you keep out of the way?

I need to guard this place.

A farm cat's work is never done.

[Peter laughs] Come on, guys.

We can eat up here and enjoy the view.

[Lily] Great idea, Peter.

Oh! [panting]

Oh! What is the world coming to

when a rat can't eat

some stolen oatcakes in peace?

Whoa!

What's all this junk?

Ow! What kind of oaf
would leave all this lying around?

This kind of oaf.

-[growling]
-[Sammy whimpers]

Oh, Tommy Brock!

How nice to see you.

Um… I was just saying

what an impressive
junk collection you have.

I'd squash you, rat, but I'm busy.

Got to find somewhere
to put all this stuff.

Got too much to carry around these days.

Hmm.

What you need is somewhere cozy and safe.

Somewhere like…

Hill Top Farm.

Farm? Huh.

[Sammy] Why, yes.

It's the perfect place to call home.

I'll take you there if you like.

Hmm…

All right.

[softly] And while you keep
those rabbits busy,

I'll get those oatcakes back.

[snickering]

[sighing]

Finally.

[gasps]

Hey!

Oh, no. Look.

[Peter gasping] What's Tommy Brock
doing here?

Oh. Ah.

That rat was right.

This is the perfect place
to keep my stuff.

[laughs]

[Peter] We have to warn Mittens.

Come on, let's hop to it!

[Tommy]
♪ Some folks call it junk ♪

♪ Some folks call it old ♪

♪ But rusty, bent, cracked or chipped ♪

♪ Junk to me is gold ♪

[Mittens] Okay, you overgrown
black-and-white singing thing.

I'm giving you five seconds
to clear all that rubbish

out of my farmyard before I throw you out!

[mockingly] "I'm giving you five seconds
before I throw you out!"

[cackles]

Priceless.

You think I'm joking?

[cackling]

That's the funniest one
I've heard in ages!

All right, I warned you!

Don't push your luck, hairball.

Hmph.

[grunting]

Right, time for a squashing.

[Peter] Mittens!

Ooh!

Ow! Ow! Ow!

Oh, yeah, you better run.

That silly badger's keeping them busy,

just like I planned.

[sniffing]

It's time for me to get
those oatcakes back.

No one will stop me now!

Hello there!

Can I paint your picture?

What? Me?

I saw you from over there
and I thought,

"There's an impressive looking fellow,

I'd like to paint him."

Hmm. [chuckles]

If you can just be looking off
into the distance…

Uh… Something like this?

Mmm-hmm.

Hmm.

What am I doing?

No time for painting, piggy.

Oh, please!

[Sammy screams, grunts]

Ugh. I really don't like this place.

How about we forget painting

and play a nice game
of hide and seek instead?

Wowsers! Yes, please!

Let me go!

I've got a big black and white thing
to deal with!

[rabbits straining]

Mittens, Tommy Brock is dangerous.

He's a badger.

You can't just walk up to him.

Uh… Did anyone tell Pig Robinson that?

-[Lily] Oh, no!
-[Pig Robinson] Ninety-eight,

ninety-nine, one hundred.

Here I come!

Found you!

-Huh?
-Wait.

You are not a rat.

Mind you… [sniffs]

You smell just as bad.

Why you little--

[Mittens] Robinson!

-[grunting]
-[Peter] Whoa!

You meddling rabbits!

Come here!

[rabbits screaming]

Come back!

Come here!

Are we finished playing hide and seek?

Hide and seek?

Yes.

With that friendly rat chap,

um, Mr. Whiskers.

He said I should count first
and he'd hide.

[Sammy snickering]

Oh, he did, did he?

[Peter] We don't want any trouble,
Tommy Brock!

Then you better clear off!

This is my home now!

But you can't live here.

This is Mittens and Pig Robinson's home!

Yeah, well, if they know
what's good for them,

they'll clear off too. Hmph.

This is bad.

This is big-angry-badger bad.

Rat's back. But I'm on top of it.

You get rid of that badger yet?

Yes, well, um…

You see, slight problem there.

Brock's decided to live here--

He's what?

Nothing.

Never fear.

That badger is as good as gone.

Good.

[meowing]

[sighing] What are we going to do, Peter?

Mittens and Pig Robinson can't live here
with that nasty badger around.

But you heard Tommy Brock.

It's his home now. We'll never move him.

Never say never.

If Tommy Brock wants a home
for all his junk,

then that's what we'll give him.

But not here.

I've got it. The cave!

[snoring]

That's everything. Let's go.

[gasps] Whoa!

Phew.

[straining]

[Benjamin] Wait.

Just… need… to rest.

Huh?

What now?

-[growls]
-[screaming]

Come on, Benjamin.

We can do it.

No. No, my oatcake.

Get me outta-- Huh?

Wait a minute.

Hmm.

Maybe this place isn't so bad.

Did you hear something?

Nope, nothing.

[straining]

Wow! It feels even heavier than before.

[straining]

All set, Peter.

The perfect home for a badger.

Right, then.

Benjamin, you know what you have to do.

Rabbits are brave! Rabbits are brave!

[snoring]

Buckets.

I can't believe I'm about to do this.

Um…

-Excuse me.
-Huh? You?

-Uh…
-You woke me up!

And where's all my stuff?

[sighing]

If you want it back…

[gulps] you'll have to chase me.

You what?

Ugh! Come here! [growling]

Whoa!

[Tommy] Come back here!

I guess rabbits are brave.

♪ You gotta be strong
You gotta be smart ♪

♪ You gotta be quick
You gotta have heart ♪

♪ Rabbits are brave, brave, brave ♪

♪ Rabbits are brave
Nothing's gonna stop you now ♪

♪ Rabbits are brave, brave, brave ♪

♪ Rabbits are brave, brave, brave ♪

I'm right behind you, Peter!

That's the idea.

Come and get us.

[Tommy] Oh, you little…

Where have you gone?

I can't see a thing in here.

-[Peter laughing]
-Oi!

What?

Oh!

This ain't half bad.

[chuckles]

-[Lily] Peter!
-Phew!

What did Tommy Brock say

when he saw all his stuff in the cave?

Did he like it?

I thought the way I arranged
the tins and boots

really complemented the scrap metal
and the old--

[laughing] I think he liked it, Lily.

Can we please go back to the farm

and eat our oatcakes now?

Let's hop to it!

Yeah!

Oh, yes.

Dark, cozy, nice and damp,

and room for all my stuff.

-[sighing]
-[Sammy mumbling]

Ow!

Huh?

Who invited you?

-[chuckles nervously]
-[grunting]

[screaming]

[Tommy laughs]

Home sweet home.

♪ Peter Rabbit ♪

♪ Peter Rabbit ♪

♪ Peter Rabbit ♪

♪ Peter Rabbit ♪

♪ Peter Rabbit ♪
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