02x37 - The Tale of the Squabbling Squirrels

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Peter Rabbit". Aired: 14 December 2012 – 6 May 2016.*
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02x37 - The Tale of the Squabbling Squirrels

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-♪ Let's go! ♪
-♪ Peter Rabbit ♪

♪ Go on a run ♪

♪ Run for our lives ♪

♪ We'll tear a hole in every
Fence and every wall ♪

♪ Run through the fields ♪

♪ Run wild and free ♪

♪ And grab a piece of every
Radish that we see! ♪

♪ Go day and night ♪

♪ Go for it all ♪

♪ It's time to fly, come on
The wind's begun to blow ♪

♪ Let's go! ♪

♪ 'Cause you and I we weren't
Made for going slow ♪

♪ Adventure calls ♪

♪ The game is on ♪

-♪ Come on! ♪
-♪ Let's go! ♪

-♪ Peter Rabbit ♪
-♪ Let's go! ♪

-♪ Peter Rabbit ♪
-♪ Let's go! ♪

-♪ Peter Rabbit ♪
-♪ Let's go! ♪

[Peter] "The Tale of
The Squabbling Squirrels."

[Felix humming]

[grunting]

[Nutkin] Ooh. Hazelnuts! Hm.

Lots of hazelnuts!

[sighs]

[sighs]

[Nutkin] Mm!

[defeated sigh]

[straining]

-[Nutkin] Whoa! Whoo-hoo!
-[Felix screams]

Oh, there you are, Felix.

You're late for my 9:00 a.m. back-scratch.

Whaa?

Huh? Sheesh.

It's not like you're busy or anything.

I'm one stressed-out squirrel.

I need calm. I need relaxation.

[laughing]

[Peter] Come on, run!

[Lily] I am running!

[laughs]

You can run, rabbits, but you can't hide.

[Peter] You can hide
if you have a secret treehouse.

Let's go!

Peter, um… shouldn't we be
sort of going up by now?

Hello? Nutkin? Felix? Anyone?

-[Mr. Tod] I'm right behind you, rabbits.
-[rabbits gasp]

[Benjamin] Rabbits are brave,
rabbits are brave…

[whistles]

-[Felix] Huh?
-[Nutkin yelps]

Felix! This… isn't relaxing!

Whoa!

Phew ! That was--

Yoo-hoo. [clicks tongue] Oh, foiled again.

…close.

[sighs]

What took you so long, Nutkin?

Walk with me.

Let's not talk about "who did this"
and "who didn't do that,"

or "which squirrel let everyone down?"

[whispers] Basically,
it was all Felix's fault.

[gasps]

[squeaking furiously]

I didn't ask you to scratch my back!

[continues squeaking]

Oh, did I?

[angry squeaking]

[squirrels gasp]

Lazy? Me?

I have never
been so offended in all my life.

[whispered squeaking]

Oh, yeah, there was that one time.
I forgot about that.

Where was I?

I work and I work.

I'm a giver. I never get a rest!

Can you put your backs into it?
I'm… I'm getting nothing here.

[squeaks angrily]

Guys!

Not now, Peter. I can't believe--

-[squeaks]
-What?

-[squeaks]
-That's crazy.

Well, this is awkward.

Maybe we should let them
work it out on their own.

I'm sure Mr. Tod's gone by now.

[Felix and Nutkin arguing]

Radishes at my place?

-[stomach rumbling]
-My tummy says yes.

I really don't like it when friends fight.

I get all sad and lose my appetite.

If you say so.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, maybe one more bite.

You know what
the squirrels are like, Benjamin.

I'm sure Felix and Nutkin
have forgotten all about it by now.

[knock on door]

Felix?

[squeaking frantically]

Um… what did he just say?

He said that he's fed up with doing
all the work at the Squirrel Camp

and Nutkin never says "thanks,"
not even once.

[squeaks in agreement]

You speak Squirrel?

I get by.

So, what's he doing here?

Oh, yeah.

Felix also said
he's left the Squirrel Camp for good

and he's going to live here
in your burrow instead.

What? He can't stay here!

Mm… Maybe he can stay for a while.

A little higher, please?

[sighs]

Oh, wow!

It's like he knew what I was thinking
before I even thought it!

[humming]

With Felix around,
I'd never have to do chores ever again.

But he's a squirrel.

He belongs in the trees with his friends.

Besides, I think he's really homesick.

What makes you say that?

[sighing sadly]

[muttering]

[squeaking mournfully]

I yearn for my treetop home.

I miss my bushy-tailed brothers so.

[wailing]

[imitates wailing]

Okay, I get the picture.

Let's go talk to Nutkin.

I'm sure he misses Felix, too.

[Benjamin] Hm.

Who?

Felix.

Oh, Philip! Who's Philip?

Felix.

You know, your best friend.
About this high, squeaky?

He does a lot of
important things around here

and never gets a thank you?

This place is doing just fine without him,
thank you very much.

Whoa!

Ahem.

[gasps] Whoa!

[Peter] Nutkin!

[sighs] Like I said,
everything is just fine without him.

You could have fooled me.

Whoa!

Phew.

[squirrels giggling]

Whoa!

[squirrels shrieking]

Ah!

-[Peter gasps]
-Nutkin!

Without Felix, the camp is falling apart.

I know!

We need Felix. I miss Felix. Where is he?

Can you get him back? Can you?

[sobs] I've broken the camp.

[sobbing] Please get him back. Please.

[squirrels chattering]

[Felix squeaking skeptically]

[Lily] Yes, Felix, Nutkin is very sorry.

He really wants to apologize. Come on.

Uh, Nutkin, I think you have something
to say to Felix?

Oh, hello, Ferris.

-[Benjamin] It's Felix!
-[Lily] It's Felix!

Nutkin! Say you're sorry.

But he called me lazy.

Would you pick that up for me?

[Felix squeaks angrily]

[Peter] Uh-oh.

How about this?
On the count of three, you both apologize.

One…

Two…

Three!

-[Felix squeaking] I'm sorry.
-[Nutkin] Mm-hm.

[all] Nutkin!

What?

[squeaks angrily]

I didn't promise anything.

Besides, I have nothing to apologize for.

-[squeaking in disbelief]
-[Nutkin] What are you talking about?

[Felix and Nutkin arguing]

[argument continues in distance]

Tangled talons!
What on Earth is that hideous hullabaloo?

[argument continues in distance]

Squabbling squirrels.

Is this because I accidentally
threw your pillow in the lake?

[squeaking angrily]

I… I wanted to see
if pillows could swim.

-And all right, it turns out they can't.
-[Old Brown hooting]

[Peter] Old Brown!

Keep Old Brown out of this, Peter.

This is about Felix.
And him being a great big bossy--

-[Lily] This way, come on!
-[screams]

[Peter] Nutkin!

♪ Stand your ground… ♪

[Old Brown] Squirrels!

♪ You've got no time to get away ♪

Now another thing…

♪ Stand your ground ♪

[Peter] Get down.

♪ Come on, think fast
And you can save the day ♪

♪ You can't just run ♪

♪ This game is all or none ♪

♪ You've got to use your wits
To get you through ♪

♪ So stand your ground ♪

♪ And look around ♪

No!

♪ I know you're gonna
Figure out what to do ♪

[sighs]

-[wood creaking]
-That doesn't sound good.

-[wood breaking]
-[screams]

[all] Nutkin!

[Old Brown] You can't hold on much longer,
you sniveling squirrel!

Wait, Peter. Look.

[yelling]

It's Felix.

[squeaking urgently]

He said, "Leave my friend alone,
you mean old fluffy owl."

[Old Brown] I am not fluffy!

[growling]

I've missed you.

[squeaks placatingly]

Thanks, Felix.

[all cheering]

-He did it!
-[Lily] Aw.

Ooh! How tremendously touching.

But you know,
one squirrel tastes as good as the next.

-[Felix exclaims]
-[Nutkin] Felix!

[Old Brown] Oh, yes, jump on!
The more the merrier.

-[Nutkin screaming]
-[Lily] Felix!

[Benjamin] They're doomed!

No, they're not.
A good rabbit never gives up.

[grunts]

[Old Brown groaning with effort]

Oh, hi, Peter! Sorry if my feet smell.

Felix was going to wash them this morning,
right after my back-scratch.

-Whoa!
-[Benjamin] Oh, no!

Just in case, pocket, just in case.

Uh, spoon? Marble?
Come on, something useful.

Oh! Hey, rope will work.

[Felix shrieks]

[Nutkin] Somehow I always knew
it would end like this.

Peter, catch! [grunts]

[Old Brown straining] What?

I can't look! What's happening?

[Old Brown] Argh! You wretched rabbit!

You're too heavy! Let go!

[Peter] You first.

[all straining]

[Old Brown] Oh, tailfeathers!

-Oof!
-[squirrels and Peter yelling]

I'll get you next time.

-[Benjamin] Watch out!
-[others] Whoa!

[all groaning]

Benjamin, are you okay?

Nice landing, team.

[all cheering]

We did it!

[Nutkin] So as you can see,

I've pretty much single-handedly
got this place back in order.

Bridge, buckets, hazelnut pile.

[exclaims happily]

Uh, Nutkin? Don't you still
have something to say to Felix?

Huh?

[squeaking busily]

Um… I'm sorry, Felix.

I suppose I've sort of, a little bit,
ever so slightly been a bad friend.

Thank you for everything you do,
my squeaky chum.

[squeaks]

Aw. He said, "You're welcome."

That's so beautiful.

[squeaking cheerfully]

Felix, pick those up, would you?

Just kidding.

[all laughing] Nutkin!

Whoo-hoo!

♪ Peter Rabbit ♪

♪ Peter Rabbit ♪

♪ Peter Rabbit ♪

♪ Peter Rabbit ♪

♪ Peter Rabbit ♪
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