Shin: Uh, excuse me.
Warning: Watch the Silver Soul arc in a bright room and at a safe distance from the TV!!!!!!!
Ama: What is wrong with you?!
Shin: Blah, blah, blah.
Shin: Could you keep it down?
Shin: Are you in heat or something?
Shin: I can't enjoy Terakado Tsu Best Of: Shinpachi Edition with all this noise.
Shin: You're being a nuisance. Get out at once.
Shin: I can't ignore boys like him.
Shin: Why?
Shin: Because I was him once.
Shin: So you can grow strong, too!
Manager: No fighting in my café, you pieces of sh*t!
Manager: Mosuke, you okay?
Manager: How dare you b*at up my son?! He's finally got out of his room and started working!
Manager: I don't care if you're big sh*ts on some planet!
Manager: This is our country! This is my café!
Manager: I won't let you act like you own the place anymore,
Manager: you stupid Spectacalien!
Manager: Out with you!
Manager: And don't ever come back!
Ama: Curse you, Earthling!
Ama: You'll pay for this! You've started a diplomatic dispute!
Ama: Let's go!
Shin: You've built a fine café, boss.
Shin: Huh?
Shin: That's weird. I can't see.
Shin: Are these tears of joy?
Shin: I should've known I couldn't do what he did.
Gintama,Title Card: Gintama
Silver Soul,Title Card: Silver Soul
Shin: What would he say if he saw what Edo has become now?
Shin: Everyone's grown stronger.
Sign: Odd Jobs Gin-chan
Shin: Everyone's much tougher.
Shin: I'm the only one still whimpering just like always, Gin-san.
Title: Silver Soul Arc
Title: Sign
Kag: Gin-chan, get on your feet already.
Shin: Gin-san!
Gin: I know.
Gin: This isn't the time or place to die.
Gin: Can't let this be the end.
Gin: We haven't done a single thing yet.
Shin: That day, we d*ed along with Earth...
Shin: and were reborn together, maybe.
Shin: We won, but it sure doesn't look like it.
Gin: There are no victors in w*r.
Gin: Everyone's a loser.
Gin: Hup.
Sign: Gin-chan
Sign: Sugar Content
Sign: Odd Jobs Gin-chan
Gin: Talk about a mess.
Sign: Snack Otose
Gin: Can it go back to normal?
Shin: I don't know. Some things may,
Shin: but some things won't.
Shin: Ane-san and Mone-san said they don't know when he'll wake up.
Kag: Dog deities exist on every planet, right?
Kag: We might find a way to wake him up on another planet.
Kag: I've decided.
Kag: And I've talked to Daddy and the others, too.
Shin: Then we'll go with...
Kag: I'm not taking you.
Kag: I don't want the help of guys who abandon their broken-down planet to come with me.
Shin: Kagura-chan...
Gin: Do you know why I started Odd Jobs?
Gin: Long story short, it was because I had nothing to do.
Gin: There was nothing I wanted to do, so I decided to do anything.
Sign: Odd Jobs Gin-chan
Gin: Messed up, right?
Gin: I'm amazed I came this far when I started it for such a flimsy reason.
Gin: As like-minded people gathered here,
Gin: I lost my chance to quit.
Shin: Where's this coming from?
Shin: You don't often talk about the past.
Gin: So I decided that if they ever found something they really needed to do,
Gin: I'd take down this sign and close up shop.
Gin: And I've found something I need to do, too.
Gin: Shinpachi, it's crunch time.
Gin: What do you want to do?
Shin: I...
Kid: Hey, hey!
Sign: Odd Jobs Gin-chan Shimura Shinpachi
Kid: What's with this "Odd Jobs Gin-chan"?
Kid: I mean, your name's Shimura Shinpachi, right?
Kid: So what's with the Gin-chan?
Shin: He's gone now.
Shin: But...
Sign: Odd Jobs Gin-chan
Shin: Without him, there wouldn't be an Odd Jobs...
Shin: Or today's Edo, probably.
Shin: And me.
Shin: So I want to make sure people don't forget him.
Kid: Wait, are you talking about the hero?
Shin: Nah, that's not his style.
Kid: My dad said the bakufu brass are trying to hog the glory,
Kid: but they're all fakes.
Kid: And that he was the one who protected us.
SignTL: Perofessional
SignTL: The Way of the Samurai
Sign: The Last Samurai
Nar: Everyone thought that species had gone extinct.
G: If it weren't for him, the universe might've d*ed out, right?
G: It was amazing.
G: One word from him was enough to get both allies and enemies on the same page.
G: This is what you call him on your planet, right?
G: The samurai "Man Against Dying All Out,"
G: or MADAO for short?
Sign: Hasegawa Taizo
Nar: The camera takes a close look at the life of the last samurai, who saved Earth.
Nar: An army of millions att*cked,
Sign: Reenactment by the man himself
Nar: but he held them off all on his own.
Nar: That strength.
Sign: Strength
Nar: Surrounded by enemies on all sides...
Mad: O-Ow! They're actually hitting me, Director!
Nar: But with one word, he won them over.
Nar: That charisma.
Sign: Charisma
Nar: A massive piece of despair came flying toward us, but he took it on by himself.
Nar: That courage.
Sign: Courage
Mad: Pull it up a bit higher!
Mad: This is too heavy!
Nar: As we analyze his abilities,
Nar: we also take apart his shades.
Mad: Hey! What are you doing?!
Mad: "Hero"? "The Last Samurai"?
Mad: Honestly, none of them feel right.
Mad: I'm all of them and none of them at the same time.
Mad: I can be dyed in any color you want.
Sign: Unemployment
Mad: That's unemployment.
Sign: The Way of the Samurai Special
Sign: Airing Soon
Nar: Perofessional: The Way of the Samurai Special, airing soon!
Shin: Sis, I'm home.
Tae: Oh, welcome back, Shin-chan.
Tae: I was just thinking it was time to k*ll the TV and get dinner.
Shin: Uh, that's how Frieza-sama kills things.
Shin: Let him have his fun.
Shin: Hasegawa-san did his best, too.
Tae: Shin-chan... We all worked together to protect Edo.
Tae: I can't and won't stand for anyone belittling our efforts.
Tae: Besides, I wanna sock him because he pisses me off.
Shin: What happened to our efforts?!
Tae: If I'm being subtle, I hate old men who dress like EX*LE and don't act their age.
Tae: But I do like High & Low.
Shin: That was so unsubtle, the rising sun's shining through that thin veil!
Tae: Also, I've heard that he goes around partying for free, calling himself the hero.
Shin: Where'd you get that information, Sis?
Shin: Didn't you quit that lifestyle?
Tae: These two years didn't just give birth to heroes.
Tae: Where there is light, there is always a shadow.
Shin: Where'd those Zarbon-san and Dodoria-san cabaret girls come from?!
Tae: Carry out Plan Omega.
Tae: Bring judgment down upon the corrupted hero.
Bo: Whee!
Shin: Whee, my ass! What's with that hellish group of cabaret girls?!
Kon: Good grief.
Kon: I see the Queen of the Kabuki District is still alive and well.
Shin: Kondo-san.
Kon: Sorry I'm late. The hotpot is finally done.
Shin: Sorry to always make you do this.
Kon: Nah, it's fine.
Kon: I am going to be a stay-at-home dad soon, after all.
Kon: Besides, Otae-san needs a balanced and nutritious diet right now.
Kon: Worrying about the others is fine,
Kon: but you also need to think about your new path.
Tae: I-I know.
Shin: Hasegawa-san was a shocker, but you weren't far behind.
Sign: Resignation
Sign: Special Police Shinsengumi
Kon: I'd be lying if I said it was an easy decision.
Kon: But both roles, Shinsengumi and father, require you to stake your life on them.
Kon: I've lived my life for the sword so far,
Kon: and I want to live for family from now on.
Shin: Is that so?
Shin: Sorry, but I'm feeling a little sleepy.
Shin: You two eat without me.
Kon: Shinpachi-kun?
Shin: Everyone's walking down a new path in life.
Shin: But I alone...
Sign: Snack Otose
Oto: Man, who would've thought those two would have a shotgun wedding?
Oto: We senior citizens don't even get any extra wrinkles at this point,
Oto: but the passage of time is terrifying.
Cat: What are you saying, Otose-san?
Cat: You do have extra wrinkles at the corners of your eyes.
Cat: That's hilarious!
Shin: Um, Catherine-san, did your face get run over by a time machine?
Cat: The passage of time isn't what's causing all this.
Cat: It's the final episode.
Cat: Lately, as the final episode draws near,
Cat: characters have suddenly started forming couples,
Sign: Final Episode: Final Fantasy Phenomenon (Mating)
Cat: in what's called the Final Fantasy Phenomenon.
Oto: What the hell?
Oto: Will we be paired off with some randos, too?!
Cat: I'm so scared, I can't sleep!
Shin: Hey! Someone bring me a Delorean!
Gen: Shut up, you hags!
Gen: Instead of final fantasying with you two,
Gen: men would much rather dragon quest alone!
Sign: Dragon Quest Appeasing the Pants Dragon
Shin: That's what DQ meant?!
Cat: Don't talk to us! What if that sets a flag, you geezer?!
Oto: But I was sure she was in love with Gintoki, you know.
Shin: Stop that! That's gross!
Oto: I wonder if she final fantasy'd after he treated her nicely when she was lonely.
Cat: Those final fantasies are the ones that tend to work out best, surprisingly.
Oto: They do say it's final fantasier for girls to be loved than love.
Shin: No, they don't!
Shin: You two just want to keep saying final fantasy, huh?
Oto: What's wrong with you? We're trying to cheer you up here!
Oto: Then show us the wedding photos.
Oto: Show us the photos of the gorilla and female gorilla.
Oto: Show the goods!
CaT: Show the goods!
Shin: Here.
Oto: Otae sure has grown in size in the short while I haven't seen her.
Shin: That's a gorilla.
Cat: But over here...
Shin: That's a gorilla.
Shin: It was a political marriage.
Shin: He's been cooking for us to get some househusband training as part of his stalking.
Shin: And it was surprisingly good.
Shin: She gained tons of weight.
Shin: But she still couldn't stop.
Shin: It was a samurai's mercy.
Shin: Flags and foreshadowing don't matter.
Shin: Neither do species, age gap, gender, or whether you recognize them or not.
Shin: That's the Gintama anime's final fantasy.
Tam: I finally found you.
Tam: I've been looking all over.
Tam: Papa!
Shin: It's happening!
Shin: Final fantasy has bared its fangs at me, too!
Tam: Papa!
Oto: Sh-Shinpachi...
Cat: Don't tell me you...
Shin: You've got it all wrong!
Shin: This is a trap that final fantasy's trying to stick me in!
Cat: Don't play dumb! You're the one who stuck it in!
Shin: T-To begin with, isn't it weird that I'd have a kid this old in just two years?
Tam: Weird?
Tam: Am I weird, Papa?
Tam: Is that why you can't be my papa?
Shin: Uh, th-that's not it!
Cat: You're the worst!
Shin: Again, you're wrong!
Cat: Give us proof, then! Prove your innocence!
Shin: Uh, well...
Shin: I'm a virgin.
Shin: I gradually changed my hair part so people wouldn't notice my new look,
Shin: but my lower half is still drinking Ramune at a candy store with a crew cut.
Oto: Yeah, we knew.
Shin: Then why'd you make me say it?!
Cat: It pissed us off that you're side-parting your hair as a cherry boy.
Shin: Fine! I'll get a crew cut up here too, then!
Tam: Mama! This guy's a cherry!
Shin: Hey! Even a child knows my dirty secret now!
Tam: Hey, Mama. What's a cherry?
Kin: A cherry is one who's abandoned their duty to propagate.
Kin: A piece of junk, in other words.
Kin: Add that to your data.
Kin: And as I keep telling you, this isn't your Mama.
Kin: She's you. Add that, too.
Tam: Understood.
Shin: Tama-san... Kin-san...
Gen: Oh, there you are.
Gen: The Fuyo Number Zero's mini version, AKA Tamako.
Gen: She contains a part of Tama, which I copied into her.
Gen: Everything she sees while Tama's in sleep mode will become Tama's memories.
Shin: So Tama-san's been that way since then?
Gen: Yeah.
Gen: I mean, she's a special model built by the robotics science genius, Hayashi Ryuzan.
Gen: I can't tell just which screws she's missing or what.
Gen: But I just don't have the heart to leave her like this.
Shin: Gengai-san...
Gen: We're still better off than most, you know.
Gen: After all, Edo still has Odd Jobs to help in times of need.
Shin: I still ended up having to walk around looking like a real father.
Shin: Anyway, what does Gengai-san want from me?
Tam: To show me all sorts of things while Fuyo Number Zero is asleep, Papa-sama.
Shin: Don't call me Papa-sama.
Tam: I apologize for earlier.
Tam: That was a plan to leech free oil from you people
Tam: upon Kintoki-sama's suggestion, Cherry-sama.
Shin: Could you not call me Cherry?!
Tam: But he also said that you would definitely take on this request.
Kin: After all, the Odd Jobs is a group of perverts who always keep one loli around.
Shin: What the hell does he see Odd Jobs as?!
Tam: But despite bashing you people, everyone sounds somewhat lonely doing it...
Tam: I heard you disbanded. What was the reason?
Shin: Add this to your data:
Shin: One does not ask questions like that to someone they've met for the first time.
Tam: Then what are the chances of Odd Jobs making a comeback?
Shin: Were you listening to me?
Shin: None, probably.
Tam: Why is that?
Shin: Because they found other things they needed to do.
Tam: Did you stay back in Edo because you didn't have anything like that?
Gin: Shinpachi,
Gin: is there anything you want to do?
Shin: I had something.
Shin: Helping rebuild the town,
Shin: swordsmanship training,
Shin: Otsu-chan fanclub activities,
Shin: and...
Shin: Bring back Father's dojo!
Gin: Wow, you've got a bunch.
Shin: Yes, so I'll be fine.
Sign: Odd Jobs Gin-chan
Shin: You can go.
Gin: Later.
Shin: I had lots of things I needed and wanted to do,
Shin: so why am I stuck doing this?
Cop: You there.
Cop: Do you have a moment?
Cop: Are you two siblings?
Shin: Well, no, we're kinda like friends.
Cop: Hmm...
Cop: Could you breathe into this, please?
Shin: Huh? I haven't been drinking, though.
Cop: Ah, you're over the legal limit.
Cop: See it?
Cop: When the reading goes past this point,
Cop: you're a virgin.
Shin: What are you even checking?!
Cop: Put under arrest at : PM for illegal loli possession.
Shin: Wait! You've gotta be kidding me!
Shin: Somebody help!
Nob: Hold it.
Nob: Do you realize who that is?
Cops: C-Commissioner-General!
Shin: Commissioner?
Nob: He's one of the heroes who saved this country.
Nob: Not someone you rookies can punish.
Nob: You can either commit seppuku
Nob: or get cut to pieces by the Commissioner-General of Police, Imai Nobume.
Nob: Make your choice, lolicon trash.
Soyo: While we've entered a new age, Edo is still beholden to old conventions.
Soyo: I want to make the coming era one where women can be independent and shine.
Soyo: And by becoming the first female Commissioner-General,
Soyo: Nobume-san is laying the foundation for that.
Soyo: What do you think, Shinpachi-san?
Soyo: The new government's police force seems trustworthy, does it not?
Shin: Princess Soyo, may I say something?
Shin: I really want to call right now.
Soyo: Um, I don't understand what you're saying.
Shin: Isn't it obvious, you natural-born sadist?!
Nob: Tamako gave me the gist of the story.
Nob: As a token of apology,
Nob: I've hired Odd Jobs to clean the windows.
Shin: This disaster's supposed to be an apology?!
Shin: And all that aside, Nobume-san,
Shin: I thought you weren't the kind of person who'd cling to power!
Nob: I have no interest in power,
Nob: but I can't leave the princess alone.
Shin: But look at you, enjoying that power!
Nob: While Utsuro's plan was foiled,
Nob: the bakufu's old, wily foxes are still around.
Nob: One misstep, and this country will start crumbling down again.
Nob: The princess really needs a sneaky, twisted advisor right now.
Nob: I'll deal with this uncomfortable chair for a while.
Soyo: Thank you, Nobume-san.
Shin: Uh, what happened to the Shinsengumi?
Shin: Weren't they the ones on track to climb the ladder first?
Mat: True.
Mat: Their swords did carve open a path to this new era.
Mat: But swords that are too sharp
Mat: are always scorned in times of peace.
Shin: Lord Matsudaira!
Shin: What is this?
Mat: A summary of the new government's orders for the Shinsengumi.
Sign: Hijikata Toshiro
Shin: Hijikata Toshiro...
Shin: Demoted?!
Sign: Saito Shimaru
Shin: Saito Shimaru...
Shin: Resigned?!
Sign: Okita Sogo
Shin: Okita Sogo...
Shin: Seppuku?!
Mat: It's ironic.
Mat: The Shinsengumi was cast aside by the terrifying man chosen by this new age.
Sign: Live Assembly Broadcast
Sign: Live Assembly Broadcast
Mat: He suddenly showed up in the political world,
Sign: Introductory Speech by the Prime Minister
Mat: gained immense power in the blink of an eye,
Mat: and went on to change politics itself!
Speaker: It's time for the opening comments by the first prime minister, Donald Zuramp-kun.
Kat: I'm not Zuramp!
Kat: I'm Katsura!
Shin: Oh, this country's doomed.
TBC,Sign: To Be Continued
Title: Silver Soul Arc
Gin: I don't remember anything like that ever being here.
Title: Specter
Zuramp was appointed the first-ever prime minister!!
Among serious concern for the country's future,
Gintoki, who has left Edo,
arrives at a certain place...
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Japanese manga series where aliens have invaded and taken over feudal Tokyo, an unemployed samurai finds work however he can.
Japanese manga series where aliens have invaded and taken over feudal Tokyo, an unemployed samurai finds work however he can.