01x08 - Masked Wrestler

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01x08 - Masked Wrestler

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[all] ♪ Get your spy on

♪ Spy on

♪ You're on a mission with a Twist and Shout ♪

♪ Shout!

♪ Kiki and Marina spy it up to work it out ♪

♪ Out!

♪ Bounce with our sidekick, Bo

♪ Gadgets on the go

♪ Who's the first at the scene of the crime? ♪

♪ Fresh Beats!

♪ Solving the mystery every time ♪

♪ Trouble's no match for the Fresh b*at Band of Spies ♪

♪ Get your hands up high

♪ Find a cool disguise

♪ Fresh b*at Band of Spies ♪

♪ Get your spy on

[bell dings]

[Twist] Oh, you're going down,

down, down.

You are toast with a side of squash!

Uh-uh.

Twist, Bo Monkey, here comes the champ.

[cheering]

It's The Bounce House!

Boi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oing!

That's The Bounce House's signature,

"Boi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oing."

Boi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oing.

He always does that right before his signature plomp and flip.

Boi-- Boi--

[all] Ooh!

Boi-oi-oing, boi-oi-oing, boi-oi-oing

[grunts]

Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa.

It's not looking too good for The Bounce House.

Just wait.

The Bounce House has never lost a match.

He's too...

Bouncy. [laughs]

Watch.

- Dah. - Boi-oi-oing.

Boi-oi-oing, boi-oi-oing, boi-oi-oing.

[grunts]

Shout-standing!

Watch out, Masked Mystery Man.

[grunts]

Yah!

[grunting]

[triumphant musical flourish]

[crowd gasps]

Boi-oi-oing, boi-oi-oing, boi-oi-oing, boi-oi-oing.

Looks like The Bounce House is up to something.

Oh, yeah.

He's getting ready for the signature

bounce, bounce, bouncy pounce.

Boi-oi-oing, boi-oi-oing, boi-oi-oing, boi-oi-oing.

Boi-oi-oing!

Boi-oi-oing.

Boi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi...

[grunts]

Where's my boi-oi-oing?

[grunting]

Hey! I can't get up!

[crowd gasps]

Boi-oi-- [grunts]

Boi-oi-- Boi--

If The Bounce House gets unmasked,

everyone will see his face,

and according to the ancient tradition of masked wrestlers,

if everyone sees his face,

he's finished.

No. No!

Not the mask!

[crowd gasps]

No!

I am unmasked.

[sobbing]

In my official capacity

as Commissioner Referee Goldstar,

I declare the Masked Mystery Man

winner!

[crowd groans]

Wow. Who is that masked man?

He's new and super mysterious.

Even his mask wears a mask.

He just started wrestling, but he's won every single match.

He pinned the champ with one finger!

What a formidable foe!

In my capacity as official Commissioner Referee,

I award you this very large

and awfully heavy championship belt.

[crowd groans]

Come on, guys!

Commissioner Goldstar said we could get

The Green Goose's autograph before the match!

[chuckles] Let's go!

[Goldstar] This is the Green Goose's dressing room, Fresh Beats.

[both] Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

Thanks for letting us back here, Commissioner Go--

I mean, Commissioner Referee Goldstar.

You're welcome.

Sure is fun to be back in the old stripes again.

Do you think The Green Goose will sign my action figure?

[Bo Monkey grunts]

It can't hurt to ask.

[knocking on door]

[Masked Mystery Man] I won another belt!

Belt, belt, belty, belty, belt.

I got another belty, belt.

Soon, I will have all the belts.

♪ La, la, la, la [laughs]

♪ Belty, belty, von belt ♪

[gasps] Shh.

That was a von close one.

I almost blew my disguise

and I am too close to von winning for that to happen.

[laughs]

And with this wrestling belt,

I am one step closer to my dream

of having all the wrestling belts

in the whole von world!

Shh!

Ooh, maybe someday I'll get a special belt

for winning all the belts.

And to make sure I do win all the wrestling belts,

I shall cheat with another pair of magnetic pants!

"Ooh, but Masked Mystery Man,

pants are not very von evil."

Oh, no? But these pants are!

♪ I do a little dance while I put on magnetic pants ♪

[laughs]

And now to test out another pair

of my cheating magnetic pants.

[laughing]

By using my magnetic pants

to stick all the wrestlers' bottoms to the floor,

I will be the win--

Ah-ah-ah. [grunts]

[shouting]

The Fresh--honk--Band!

Commissioner Gold--honk-- told me so much about you.

It is an honor to meet you, Mr. Green--honk--

I mean, Green Goose. Sir.

Mm-hmm. Honk.

[Masked Mystery Man] First, I will switch out

The Green Goose's pants.

See you in the ring, silly goose.

My friends, it is time for The Green Goose

to prepare for the match!

Honk!

Thanks for the autograph.

Mm-hmm. Thank you.

[crowd cheering]

In this corner,

wearing green tail feathers,

take a gander at The Green Goose!

♪ Honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk ♪

Today-- Honk!

The Green Goose will make The Masked Mystery Man

the un-Masked Mystery Man!

♪ Honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk ♪

[crowd cheers]

In the other corner,

wearing more than a couple of masks,

the mysterious newcomer,

The Masked Mystery Man!

[crowd booing]

There is no way The Masked Mystery Man

can b*at The Green Goose!

Honk! Honk!

Honk!

Here comes his signature move!

The Tail Feather Tickler!

Tickle, tickle, tickle.

- [laughing] - Honk!

- Honk! Honk! Honk! - [laughing]

Honk!

[all] Honk!

The Masked Mystery Man is up!

Look!

Honk!

Honk! Honk! Honk!

Honk-tacular!

[electronic whirring]

Huh?

Ah, my bottom's stuck.

[crowd] Huh?

[crowd gasps]

No!

I am unmasked!

[sobbing]

Ho-ho-ho-honk. [bell dings]

Winner...

Again.

[Kiki] Wow.

That Masked Mystery Man

has that drop-and-stick move down.

He pinned The Green Goose

with one finger.

Something's not right here.

How is this new wrestler b*ating all the other wrestlers?

With one finger!

The kids are right.

It's like he's cheating or something.

We'll get to the bottom of this.

Shout, ask The Masked Mystery Man

to come out here.

I have a few questions.

[knocks]

He's gone!

[all gasp]

- What? - He disappeared.

Where'd he go?

- Fresh Beats! - Reed!

Something stinks in this stadium.

Well, you are covered in dirty gym socks.

Huh? [sniffs] Oh, yeah.

It's up to you to find out

who is under The Masked Mystery Man's mask

and how he's b*ating all the champions so easily.

Time to spy it up!

[Bo Monkey grunts]

[exciting music]



[Kiki] Kiki on scooter!

[Shout] Shout on hover board.

[Marina] Marina on turbo wheeler.

And Twist on Double Pogo to Go Go.

[Bo Monkey shrieking]

Commissioner Goldstar said the unmasked wrestlers

all hang out at Unmasked Wrestlers Beach.

[Kiki] Ooh, I think I see The Bounce House.

[Twist] He's playing beach volleyball.

Oh, wait.

He is the beach volleyball. Sweet!

Boi-oi-oing.

Hello.

Boi-oi-oing.

I'm good.

That's game.

[Shout] Uh, excuse me.

Mr. House and Mr. Goose?

It's just Marty now.

Without my mask,

I'm just plain, old Marty Winterbottom.

And I'm just Larry.

Well, we'd like to ask you about The Masked Mystery Man.

[sighs] It still doesn't make any sense.

Larry and I each had him good.

And then whomp!

It's like I lost control of my bottom.

Mine too.

It was like it was stuck to the floor.

Do you think The Masked Mystery Man could have cheated?

We may never know.

We'll probably never set foot in a ring again.

Now that we've been unmasked.

[sighs]

I sure feel sorry for the next wrestler

who goes up against The Masked Mystery Man.

We need to find out if he's cheating.

But how?

Brainstorm!

We'll go undercover at the next wrestling match

and watch The Masked Mystery Man up close.

That way, we can find out if he's cheating

and how.

[dramatic music]



I, Champ Von Champ Von Champ Von Winnerchamp,

have only one more match to win

before I have all of the wrestling belts in the world!

Hmm.

I may have to change my name

to Champ Von Champ Von Champ Von Wrestling Champ!

Oh, wait, did I get all the "Von Champs" in there?

[male announcer] Welcome back, wrestling fans!

It's wrestling night here at the fan-fabulous

Carlos Arena! [feedback blares]

Wow! That is loud.

The Icky-Sticky Stuff Detector Mop

that Reed gave me isn't detecting anything

that could be sticking the wrestlers to the floor.

Shout, do you see anything suspicious?

I'm on the lookout for clues in the seats.

Hang on.

[electronic beeping]

I'm outside the dressing rooms

and there's nothing suspicious here.

[knocking on door]

Laundry ma-- I mean...

[high-pitched voice] Laundry man.

Your magnetic-- I mean, regular,

ordinary wrestling pants are here.

Who's ready for wrestling?

[crowd cheering]

[announcer] In the purple,

he's tall, he's mysterious,

he's the man that everyone things might be cheating,

he's The Masked Masked Masked Mystery Man!

[crowd booing]

[announcer] And in the other corner,

the biggest, the toughest, the scariest,

squashiest wrestler ever to wear the mask,

The Squash.

Squish!

Squash!

[crowd gasps]

On your mark. Get set.

Wrestle! [bell dings]

Squish, squish, squish.

[laughs]

[grunts]

Whee.

[chuckles]

Whoa!

Squish! Squash!

[gasps] Oh, no.

He's climbing up the corner post.

He always does this before he wins.

Whoa! [grunts]

[crowd booing]

Squish! Squash!

[electronic whirring]

What's that sound?

[electronic whirring]

Wha! Ooh.

[grunting]

My bottom is squish-squashed to the ground!

[crowd gasps]

And The Squash goes down.

I did not see that coming.

Well, I mean, except for all the other times

that anyone's wrestled The Masked Mystery Man.

[grunting]

[crowd gasps]

No! Not my mask!

No! [crowd gasps]

My dream is squish-squashed!

[sobbing]

[crowd booing]

[sobbing]

[blows raspberry]

[sobs]

[Masked Mystery Man] Von winning!

Auf Wiedersehen!

Hasta la vista.

- Hold on. - Well help you, Mr. Squash.

[grunts]

[all] One, two, three. Pull!

[grunting]

Whoa!

[all] One, two, three. Pull!

[tires squealing]

[wood cracks]

[warbling]

Hey. Whoa.

Whoa!

Whoopsie.

My watch is stuck to your, uh, bottom.

[laughs]

Huh. Let me look that up.

Whoa!

Okay, something very strange is going on.

Anybody want a hot dog before I call it a day?

[Bo Monkey shrieking]

Whoa! My hot dogs!

[Bo Monkey grunting]

Ahh!

Brainstorm!

There are metal beams holding up this floor

and everything that's stuck to The Squash's bottom

is also made of metal!

His pants must be magnetic.

Maybe that's how The Masked Man is cheating.

Magnetic pants.

I did not see that coming.

Okay, how are we gonna catch The Masked Mystery Man

if we don't know who he is

and there are no more wrestlers to challenge him?

[Bo Monkey shrieking]

[Twist grunting]

Wahoo-hoo-hoo!

Great moves, you guys.

I've got it.

Maybe The Masked Mystery Man

hasn't beaten all of the wrestlers.

[laughs] We're gonna need a bigger belt.

[laughs] Finally,

nobody has more wrestling belts than me!

[commotion on TV]

Hmm?

What's this coming from my world's largest television?

[Shout] It's the most belt-tastic event

in the history of masked wrestling.

Belt-mania Extreme Ultimate...

[echoing] Ultimate... Ultimate... Ultimate...

Von wha?

[Shout] Featuring the top team

in masked wrestling, The Fearsome Foursome.

Grr!

I am The Mad Scientist,

and I have the winning formula!

[laughs]

Bleep blorp.

I am The Wrestling Machine. Bleep blorp.

I was built and programmed to defeat you.

Watch out!

The Pink Tornado will spin you away!

[gruff voice] And it wouldn't be The Fearsome Foursome

without me, The Slippery Banana.

And you better watch out

because I am loaded with potassium.

[growls]

[Bo Monkey shrieks, growls]

[Shout] Yes, The Fearsome Foursome takes on all challengers

for four times the wrestling,

four times the excitement,

and four times the belts!

Hmm?

But I have all the wrestling belts in the world.

[Shout] Not this belt!

Ah, what's one more wrestling match to cheat my way through?

I must have all the belts!

[knuckles cracking]

[announcer] Welcome to Belt-mania Extreme Ultimate...

[echoing] Ultimate... Ultimate... Ultimate...

The Fearsome Foursome

versus The Masked Mystery Man.

[humming happily]

[laughs]

It's just so von easy.

[gasps]

Hmm.

Magnetic pants,

just like we suspected.

But who is switching them out?

Fresh Beats!

[all] Reed!

Here's the Magneto-ring gadget you need

to catch that cheating wrestler.

Thanks, Reed.

This will definitely help us catch him.

Time to disguise it up!

[Goldstar] Ladies and gentlemen,

let's all give a welcome to

The Masked Mystery Man.

[crickets chirping]

And in this corner,

cheer it up for the team supreme,

the fabulous, The Fearsome Foursome!

[crowd cheering]

Okay, we can do this.

The Mad Scientist, you're up first.

[man] ♪ You can do anything

[laughs]

Grr.

Von grr.

[man] ♪ You can do anything

♪ You put your mind to

[woman] ♪ Anything

♪ I believe

♪ I believe in you

Whoa!

Okay, Pink Tornado, you're next.

[woman] ♪ Anything I want to do

♪ Hey, girls, shout it out ♪

♪ Put your hands up

♪ Your hands up

[man] ♪ All the boys make some noise

Whoa!

[man] ♪ Jump, jump

♪ Jump it up

- [shrieks] - Come on, Bo Monkey.

Let's show The Masked Mystery Man...

[gruff voice] Who the real winner's gonna be.

[shrieks]

[women] ♪ Wave your hands in the air

♪ Do it, do it, do it

[gruff voice] Nobody slips away

from The Slippery Banana!

[Bo Monkey muttering]

What did he say?

He said, "Grr!"

[Bo Monkey mutters]

[Twist grunting]

We got him now!

Wha-ha!

Ah! Oh!

Wahoo!

[crowd groans]

Hey--

[normal voice] Had enough yet?

Hmm.

[Shout] I got this.

Bleep blorp.

Masked Mystery Man,

The Wrestling Machine is fully charged.

You don't scare the bleep blorp out of me.

Bleep blorp.

[laughs] This is too easy.

I could b*at all of you at once with one finger.

Why don't you all come in the ring?

Or are you a bunch of scaredy pants?

[laughs]

You got it. Come on, Fearsome Foursome!

And the Grappling Gorilla.

[crowd cheering]

Ha! Perfect.

Get the pants ready, Fresh Beats.

Huh?

Fresh Beats? [laughs]

Not so fast.

I have my secret w*apon--

cheating magnetic pants!

[electronic whirring]

What?

[grunting]

Now my von bottom is stuck to the floor.

[crowd cheering]

Now we'll see who's really underneath that...

Mask.

Mask. Mask.

Mask. Mask.

Mask. Mask. Mask.

Masked Mystery Man.

[gasps] Von Winnerchamp?

- You mean... - The champ's...

- Von Champ... - Von Winnerchamp?

[Bo Monkey mutters]

Fresh Beats, you cheated!

These are magnetic pants you put on me,

just like the ones I gave all the other wrestlers.

[all] Aha!

Oops. I von blew it.

Sounds like a confession to me, Von Winnerchamp.

You cannot arrest me if you cannot catch me.

Auf Wieder-ciao!

Oh, no! He's getting away!

Again!

I wouldn't worry about that.

Shout, just say when.

I'm all over it.

[laughs] You'll never catch me.

Hey, where did he go?

I'm right here, Von Winnerchamp

and I'll make sure we stick together this time.

Okay, Marina, activate the Magneto-ring.

No!

Von losing!

Fresh Beats,

I would like to present you with this championship belt

for the great work you've done capturing Von Winnerchamp.

What's gonna happen to Von Winnerchamp?

He'll be using his magnetic pants

to clean up the beach.

[electronic whirring]

Ooh!

Oh!

[groans]

What a great mystery!

What a great belt!

What a great day.

[Fresh b*at Band] ♪ We had a great day

♪ It was a super way

♪ To spend some time together

♪ La, la-la-la-la-la

♪ Hey

♪ Great day

♪ A great, great day

♪ Oh, yeah

♪ Great day

♪ And it goes a little something like this ♪

♪ Oh, yeah!
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