01x09 - Cute Crook

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Fresh b*at Band of Spies". Aired: June 15, 2015 – February 24, 2016.*
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01x09 - Cute Crook

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(all) ♪ Get your spy on

♪ Spy on

♪ You're on a mission with a Twist and Shout ♪

♪ Shout!

♪ Kiki and Marina spy it up to work it out ♪

♪ Out!

♪ Bounce with our sidekick, Bo

♪ Gadgets on the go

♪ Who's the first at the scene of the crime? ♪

♪ Fresh Beats!

♪ Solving the mystery every time ♪

♪ Trouble's no match for the Fresh b*at Band of Spies ♪

♪ Get your hands up high

♪ Find a cool disguise

♪ Fresh b*at Band of Spies ♪

♪ Get your spy on



♪ We're dancing to that whoa, whoa ♪

♪ Got to get up

♪ This party's popping ♪

♪ And it so so never let up ♪

♪ DJ, we love the music that you play ♪

♪ Keeping us moving

♪ Keeping us grooving all day

♪ On this Bo Bo day

(Twist) Go, Monkey! Go, Monkey!

(all) Go, Monkey! Go, Monkey!

Yeah!

[laughter]

Aw, Bo Monkey is just the cutest!

Adorable!

[chatters]

[barking]

Aw!

Hello, Fresh b*at Band.

Hi, Commissioner Goldstar. Hi, Lily.

[barks]

Aw, who's this?

That my puppy, Goldy!

Oh, how cute!

What kind of pup is it?

Goldy is part pug and part poodle.

She's a pugoodle.

[chuckles]

Lily is visiting her grandma for the weekend.

Grandma is allergic to puppies.

Uncle Goldstar says you could watch her for me.

[barks]

What a cute puppy!

She's super cute!

She's the cutest puppy I've ever seen!

She's the cutest anything I've ever seen!

She loves her pirate hat.

Arr!

Aw, shiver me timbers.

I love it when she does that.

Don't worry, Lily, we're gonna take good care of Goldy.

She'll get our popular premium puppy pampering package.

Perfect!

[panting]

[sniffling] Okay, time to say bye-bye.

Bye-bye, Goldy.

[barks]

[crying]

Be strong, Uncle Goldstar.

The Fresh Beats will take good care of her.

Good-bye, Goldy.

[panting]

[sniffing]

[growling]

[barks]

Hmm?

Huh?

[panting]

[chuckles]

Are you hungry, Goldy?

Hmm, how's about a special treat?

A liver and onion poodle noodle!

[panting]

(Kiki) So cute!

[laughing]

Oh, I've got to video this.

[chattering]

[slurps]

[sighs]

[slurping]

[burps]

You have to upload this to the Cute List.

Ooh, I love the Cute List.

They have all the cutest animal videos on there.

Look! Trombone Kitten.

[lively trombone music]

Oh, man!

I totally heart Trombone Kitten.

Hey, guys!

I'm Kitty Mittens,

and I'm running down the Cute List countdown,

videos you heart the most!

That was number three on the Heart Chart, Trombone Kitten.

Now, for your number two favorite video, Cheeky Chipmunk.

[chewing]

Oh, I heart that!

Cutest chipmunk cheeks ever.

But our longest-running number one Cute List video

is Squeezy Dumpkins with her fuzzy bumpkins!

Hi!

I'm Squeezy Dumpkins

with my fuzzy bumpkins!

Thank you so much for hearting my video.

I heart it too, because I heart me!

[laughs]

How cute are these fuzzy bumpkins?

Look at me!

[laughs]

Covered in cuteness!

Everybody heart me!

Upload your cutest animal video to see if you get enough hearts

to get on the Cute List.

I'm sending Goldy's noodle-eating pugoodle video

to the Cute List right now.

Look at all those chipmunk hearts!

Cheeky might finally squeeze Squeezy Dumpkins

off the top of the Cute List!

Who's gonna knock me off the cute list?

Me, Squeezy Dumpkins with my fuzzy bumpkins!

Aw, that is one cute chipmunk.

I heart that chipmunk.

I want that chipmunk.

Come on, sweet fuzzy bumpkins!

Hop to it!

What's cuter than pink fuzzy bumpkins?

Pink fuzzy bumpkins with Cheeky Chipmunkins!

[snoring]

The Cute List Countdown!

(Marina) Kiki!

Your video of Goldy made the Cute List!

Straight to number two!

Now that's cute!

See if your hearts take the noodle-eating pugoodle

to the number one spot on the Cute List.

Heart us! We heart you back.

[tires squeal]

Noodle-eating pugoodle?

[slurping]

Oh, she is cute!

I heart that noodle-eating pugoodle.

We heart you, Squeezy!

I heart you too!

Bye bye!

[laughs]

I'm the one everyone hearts most,

and I'm gonna stay that way.

Because my next Squeezy Dumpkins fuzzy bumpkins video

is gonna feature a noodle-eating pugoodle!

[gentle guitar strumming]



[yawns] Bed time, everyone.

[purring]

Good night!

[snoring]

(all) Good night, Goldy!

[snoring]

[crickets chirping]



[all snoring]



[snoring]



I've got my super cute pugoodle!

[laughing]

[engine roars]

Good morning, pets!

[barking and meowing]

Good morning, Goldy!

- Goldy? - Huh?

Goldy?

[chattering]

Goldy!

[chattering]

Reed! Reed!

Come in, Reed.

[yawns]

Hi, Twist. What is it?

Reed, one of my pets is missing.

[chattering]

Get to headquarters on the double!

- Fresh Beats! - Reed!

Fresh Beats, it looks like Goldy

is not the only animal that's gone missing.

Look at this!

[machines whirring]

Whoa! Oh boy!

[grunts]

Every time.

Last week, a gentle gerbil

jetted away from its toy jalopy.

[crying]

A bashful baby blue-footed booby bird

went bye-bye at bottle time.

And yesterday,

a hamspringing hamster was h*jacked!

Harriet!

Aw, those pets are super cute.

And super missing!

Fresh Beats, your mission is to find the cutenapper

and bring these cuties back to their homes.

We need to investigate.

Let's start at the Pet Daycare Center.

I've got a gadget for you, Fresh Beats.

The Super Sniffy Sniffer should help sniff out clues.

[sniffs]

Fresh Beats, time to spy it up!

[chatters]



[sniffing]

Lots of smells.

Kiki's strawberry shampoo.

[sniffing]

Oh, yeah, that has a very sneakery smell.

[sniffing]

Whoa! Whoa!

I think Shout just found a clue.

[grunts]

What's a hole like that doing inside?

That hole wasn't here yesterday.

[sniffing]

I'm going in.

[sniffing]

I think I found something.

Yeah, you sniffed up a big ball of pink fuzz

in your sniffer.

Pink fur?

That's strange.

Hmm, what animals have pink fur?

Hey, what about those pink bunnies on the Cute List?

You mean Squeezy Dumpkins and her fuzzy bumpkins?

She have more pink fuzzy bumpkins

than probably anyone ever.

Do do you think Squeezy Dumpkins could have stolen Goldy?

Here are all the animals that have gone missing.

And here are all of the animals that have been

on the Cute List Heart Chart.

(Shout) It's exactly the same list!

Except for the pink bunnies!

Squeezy Dumpkins' fuzzy bumpkins

are the only Cute Listers who haven't gone missing.

Pink fuzz plus missing critters equals...

Squeezy Dumpkins is the cute crook!

Hmm, maybe, but we need to get proof.

We should set a trap.

Ooh, a trap!

I love traps.

Okay, guys.

Let's make a video.

[mooing]

[grunting]

Twist, cows don't moo from behind.

I'm really more of a front of the cow kind of guy.

How did I end up in the back?

I think we need a new plan.

Whatever it is, I get to be in the front this time.

What animal around here can help us make a video

that's irresistibly superduper cute?

Huh? Huh?

Hmm, it has to be a super cute little animal,

one we can get right away.

[humming]

And they have to be able to do something cute

that nobody's ever seen.

But still be strong enough

to take on Squeezy and her bunnies.

[humming]

I can't think of anyone.

[groans]

Nope, no one.

- Uh-uh. - Me neither.

[humming]

Wait!

Call me bananas,

but what about Bo Monkey?

[chatters]

Ha! Great idea, bananas.

Good thinking, Twist.

[chatters]

Okay, Bo, ready to make a super cute video?

[chatters]

It's Fresh b*at Bo!



Wow!

Everyone heart this new video

by Fresh b*at Bo!

It's racing up the Heart Chart.

Look out, Squeezy Dumpkins.

This super cute monkey is going to knock you

off the Cute List!

[yawns]

Okay, Bo, our trap is set.

This sends an invisible signal

to the BPS, the Bo Positioning System.

It will tell us where you are at all times.

I am Squeezy Dumpkins!

Squee!

[gasps]

Twist is just helping you practice.

When the real Squeezy Dumpkins makes her move,

what do you do?

[chatters]

No, no!

You let her take you to her secret lair

so we can find out where Squeezy is keeping Goldy and the others.

Then we'll follow you using the BPS.

You're going undercover, Bo.

Fresh Beats, let's catch that cute crook.

[lively music]



Now we watch for Squeezy Dumpkins to take the bait.

Got it. Watching.

[yawning] Watching...

[snoring]



(Squeezy) Squee!



Mission accomplished.

Bait taken.

Plan activated.

[snoring]

Where's Bo? Bo's been taken!

Where'd my Bo go?

Twist?

Huh? Oh, yeah.

The plan trappy thingy.

Okay, all right. Cool.

Now we'll follow him with the Bo Positioning System.

There he is!

He'll lead us right to Goldy

and all the missing pets.

Follow that brave and adorable monkey.

The Bo Positioning system says Bo Monkey

is right around here.

Something tells me it's that apartment

shaped like a giant pink bunny.

Fresh Beats, we have to find a way inside.

Hmm, I could lace it up and race to the top of the sphere

and try to find a way in.

Or I could put my Super-Styler on jetpack setting.

Or I could fire my banana hook up to the top of the roof

and then slowly climb up the tall building

struggling for breath, arms and legs about to snap,

when finally, I reach the--

Brainstorm!

We could check the front door.

Huh! The front door.

Hey, Marina.

How did you get so smart?



Okay, my little fuzzy bumpkins.

I need every bunny's cooperation

so I can make the most cutest cute video!

[laughing]

Ever!

[giggling]

(Shout) Squeezy Dumpkins!

Your cutenapping days have come to a close.

Cutenapping?

No, I'm just collecting cuteness because I heart cuteness,

and when I make a video

with all the cutest heart creatures ever,

I will stay on the Cute Chart forever!

You cutenapped all the animals to make a video?

Yes!

[laughs]

And you'll never stop me.

Gotcha!

[whirring]

[laughing]

(Marina) Whoa!

Wahoo!

[grunting]

[chattering]

Bo Monkey?

Oh, I missed you, buddy!

[chattering]

Whoa!

[panting]

[laughing] Oh, Goldy!

(Shout) Whoo-hoo!

Shout-standing!

Bo? Goldy?

Cheeky Chipmunk?

Gentle Gerbil?

All the missing cute creatures are in here.

That Squeezy Dinkum-dunkum-- rumpledin--dunk--

whatever her cutesy name is--

has been keeping all these animal cooped up.

[knocks]

[sighs]

Squeezy's got us trapped in here.

We've got to find a way out.

Now it's time to lace it up!



[grunts]

Door's locked.

Maybe we can get out the top.

These air holes are too small to get through.



Whoa!

Look out below!

Whoa!

[groaning]

Hey, little fella.

We have to find a way out of this place.

Brainstorm!

I know how to open that door!

Twist, get all the critters together.

We're about to make a video that's going to climb

to the top of the Cute List.

♪ The way you smile, the way you laugh ♪

♪ You know you got it like that ♪

♪ It's true, uh-huh, uh-huh ♪

♪ So cute, uh-huh, uh-huh ♪

♪ You steal my heart, it's off the charts ♪

♪ Yeah, just the way you are

♪ It's true, uh-huh, uh-huh ♪

♪ So cute, uh-huh, uh-huh ♪

♪ Let's go! ♪

♪ Everything you do is cute

♪ So warm and fuzzy

♪ Adorable and lovable too

♪ You know you got me

♪ You are the one that makes me smile ♪

♪ Cute, cute

♪ The way you glow and the bounce in your step ♪

♪ Makes me

♪ Jump up and down

♪ 'Cause you're simply the best ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah

♪ Your hello lifts me up to the sky ♪

♪ And warms me up inside

♪ Everything you do is cute

♪ So warm and fuzzy

♪ Adorable and lovable too

♪ You know you got me

♪ You are the one that makes me smile ♪

♪ Yeah

♪ Cute

♪ Cute, cute, so cute ♪

♪ The way you jump, the way you dance ♪

♪ You know you got it like that ♪

♪ It's true, uh-huh, uh-huh ♪

♪ So cute, cute, cute ♪

- Aww. - ♪ Let's go ♪

♪ Everything you do is cute

♪ So warm and fuzzy

♪ Adorable and lovable too

♪ You know you got me

♪ You are the Sun

- Aww. - ♪ And you're smiling down ♪

♪ You're cute ♪

♪ So cute

♪ You're so cute ♪

- ♪ So cute - Aww.

♪ I heart you

♪ Ooh

♪ You know it's true ♪

- L'aww. - ♪ I heart you

♪ You're so cute ♪

♪ You're so cute ♪

When Squeezy sees we've outcuted her,

she'll come up here to stop it.

And when she opens the door,

we'll grab the animals and run for it.

There's some new cute in town

and it's cute-tastic!

It's our new number one video

heading straight to the top of the Cute List!

They're number one! They're number one!

Nobody outcutes the Squeezy D!

Fuzzy buns! Charge!

♪♪

Bunny defense system, check.

Shoes, laced up.

Bananarang, rung.

Squeezy's days on the Cute List are over.

[chatters]

[Squeezy laughing]

[whimpering]

Nice try, Fresh Beats,

but I'm the cute one around here.

Those are my cute critters.

I'm making the cute video for me!

[laughing]

You're not that cute.

Are we...moving?

(Shout) Yeah, all the cute critters

are making this thing fall.

The cuteosphere is falling!

Abandon big pink bunny!

[screaming]

Follow me!

And follow that big pink bunny full of Fresh Beats!

[laughing]

(all) Whoa!

(Shout) This crazy thing!

[laughing]

[Bo Monkey screaming]

[chattering]

Squeezy is right behind us.

Squeezy is right behind us?

Maybe we can make this bunny go faster.

Everybody lean forward!

[grunting]

It's working!

(Kiki) It's not working!

(Squeezy) Now I've got you!

Um, uh-oh.

[laughing]

Caught you!

This isn't a cute fuzzy bumpkins.

[engine droning]

Those fuzzy bumpkins stole my scooter!

[screaming]

Oh!

Ah!

Wah!

Oh!

Ah!

Everybody okay?

Uh-oh.

Help!

I'm too cute to squish!

(Shout) Whoa, look out!

♪ You steal my heart, it's off the charts ♪

[balls dinging] - ♪ Yeah, just the way you are

♪ It's true, uh-huh, uh-huh ♪

♪ So cute

♪ You're so cute ♪

Not cute, not cute!

Oh, dear.

[screams]

Not cute!

♪ It's true ♪

♪ I heart you

(all) Yes!

♪ You're so cute ♪

Not cute.

All right, Squeezy Dumpkins.

Time to get these precious pets back to their loving owners.

We'll start with Goldy.

[barks]

Here, girl.

Oh, boy, is Lily happy to have you back.

Yes, she is.

Yes, she is, she is, she is.

[smooching]

Thanks, Uncle Goldstar and thanks, Fresh b*at Band.

- You're welcome. - Aww.

What will happen to Squeezy Dumpkins,

Commissioner Goldstar?

Oh, she's still collecting cute critters.

[flies buzzing]

No, come back!

[splash]

Oh!

I don't heart this!

What a cute puppy!

What a cute monkey!

What a cute day!

Uh, I mean, what a great day.

What a great day!

[laughter]

♪ We had a great day

♪ It was a super way

♪ To spend some time together

♪ La la la la la la

♪ Great day

♪ Great, great day ♪

♪ Great day
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