01x13 - Dance Bots

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Fresh b*at Band of Spies". Aired: June 15, 2015 – February 24, 2016.*
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01x13 - Dance Bots

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[all] ♪ Get your spy on

♪ Spy on

♪ You're on a mission with a Twist and Shout ♪

♪ Shout!

♪ Kiki and Marina spy it up to work it out ♪

♪ Out!

♪ Bounce with our sidekick, Bo

♪ Gadgets on the go

♪ Who's the first at the scene of the crime? ♪

♪ Fresh Beats!

♪ Solving the mystery every time ♪

♪ Trouble's no match for the Fresh b*at Band of Spies ♪

♪ Get your hands up high

♪ Find a cool disguise

♪ Fresh b*at Band of Spies ♪

♪ Get your spy on

Wow!

Check out all the robots here for the Top Bot competition!

[ball boinging]

Yeah, these robots are amazing!

They can do almost anything.

Look!

[robotic voice] I am Super Sports Bot.

Wow. You really are!

What's your best sport?

I win every sport.

Every sport?

You heard me.

Every sport.

How about...

arm wrestling?

Bring it on.

[mechanical clanking]

[Kiki] Go, Shout!

You've got her, Shout!

Come on, Shout, you can do it!

[grunts]

She's pretty good!

I am not even trying.

[mechanical whirring]

Now I am!

Oh!

[chuckles]

Okay, she's really good.

Want to try judo?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, okay!

[groans]

No, thanks.

I'm more of a puzzles kind of guy.

[mechanical buzzing]

Wow!

That Sports Bot could totally win

the Top Bot competition.

The Sir Smoothie Smoothie Maker.

Now, that's my kind of robot!

Mm, yum, yum!

It says you can make any flavor of smoothie

that you ask for.

Any flavor?

Try it!

Okay, uh, how's about banana, cherry, pineapple, papaya--

What else do I like?

Pepperoni and spinach pizza, frozen yogurt,

nachos with extra hot sauce.

Um, Twist? That's a lot of flavors.

[robotic voice] Pizza and nachos.

[whirring]

[slurps]

Delicious.

[splash!]

Yuck!

Oh, man.

I splattered.

Bubbling Brush Bath Bot cleans and shines!

[laughing] That tickles!

[chatters]

Wow! Thanks, Bubbling Brush Bath Bot,

for that bubbly brushy bot bath!

Looking good, Twist!

Come on, guys!

Let's check out the rest of the robots.

[electronic whirring]

Hey, guys, check out this popcorn bot.

Where's the "on" button?

Here?

Dude, I'm not a robot.

I'm just a dude selling popcorn, dude.

Wow! It even sounds real.

[munches]

And this robotic popcorn tastes real.

Incredible!

Hi, Fresh Beats!

[all] Hi, Lily!

Look at my robot.

Aw, it's so cute.

What does it do?

Press the button and you'll see.

♪ It's time to get up and go-go ♪

♪ Do the go-go-a-go-go

Now, that's a robot!

Look at it go-go!

I call it the Shake Your Bot-y Bot.

Well, it makes me want to shake my bot-y.

I entered my Shake Your Bot-y Bot

in the Top Bot competition.

Sweet! I hope you win, Lily.



She thinks that tin-pot dancing bot

can win the Top Bot competition?

[scoffs]

Wait till she sees DERP.

Derp.

[thud!]

[whispers] Fix your hair.

Erp.



DERP, speakers!

[mechanical whirring]

Listen up!

[microphone feedback]

[whispers] Turn it down.

Derp!

I am Dakota Coder.

My creation is the most brilliant-tastical robot here!

You can't top my bot.

Check it out!

Brilliant-atastical?

Uh, it's computer speak.

Shoutstanding!

Inventors and judges, introducing DERP!

Derp!

Uh, DERP?

Digital Electro Robotic Prototype.

DERP!

What does he do?

Anything these robots can do.

You like sports?

DERP, soccer mode.

Derp!

[thud!]

Derp.

[laughs nervously]

Like I said, DERP is the most sophisticated,

robo-tastical robot ever assembled!

What kind of smoothie do you want?

Uh, anything.

DERP, smoothie!

Derp!

[mumbles gibberish]

Ah!

[whirring, clanking]

Derp!

Well, you did say "anything."

[laughs nervously]

DERP is also entirely self-cleaning.

DERP, clean!

[mechanical whirring]

[sings gibberish]

[groans]

Uh, end of demonstration.

Thank you!

I made a robot for the contest too.

Aw, aren't you a cute little keyboard.

But you can't top my bot.

It's robo-tastic!

My Shake Your Bot-y Bot

just makes people shake their body.

Press the button!

♪ It's time to get up and go-go ♪

♪ Do the go-go-a-go-go

Look!

Your robot likes to shake his body too!

No, DERP.

A robot of your geniuosity does not dance.

[male announcer] Ladies and gentlemen!

Guys, the Top Bot contest is starting!

Let's go!

Every year, I enter the Top Bot contest.

Yet despite my superior tech-elligence,

I never win!

That Top Bot prize will prove

I'm the best robot inventor ever.

DERP has to win!

[sing-song] Derp, derp, derp, derp.

Okay.

Maybe DERP needs a little help.

Hamster-Bot, loyal sidekick,

I need you to help DERP win.

Make sure these other bots lose.

[electronic whirring]

That's a good little bot.

[laughs]

Our first contestant in the Top Bot competition

is the Sir Smoothie .

Let's see you make a triple-berry smoothie.

[splat!]

- [gasps] - [splutters]

Hmph.

Uh, needs a little work.

Huh.

Uh-huh, uh-huh.

[splats]

[people screaming]

Smoothie! Smoothie! Smoothie!

Whoa, no!

Sir Smoothie's out of control.

We've got to stop that thing.

May I borrow this? And this?

Okay, Sir Smoothie, let's play ball!

Ha!

Just in time for the lime.

Ha!

A reach for the peach.

Ah...

Nothing rhymes with watermelon.

My bot!

I got it!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Kiki, the closet!

I got this one.

[clang!]

Smoothie, smoothie, smoothie...

The Bubble Brush Bath Bot just gave the judge

a bubble blizzard.

[Kiki] The Sports Bot's out of control too!

[all] Ha!

[whoosh!]

[chatters]

What's wrong with all these robots?

[robotic voice] Fresh Beats.

[all] Reed!

[all] Bot?

[thud!] Oh!

[all] Reed!

Fresh Beats!

Someone has tampered with the Top Bot robots.

It's up to you to stop this mechanical mayhem

before it becomes a computerized catastrophe.

This is a mission for the Fresh b*at Band...

[all] Of Spies.

Time to spy it up!

Ooh-ooh!

[intense music]

[watches beeping]



Fresh Beats,

we need to go undercover.

As robot inventors?

Robot inventors and their robot.

- [Bo chattering] - Oh! Yes! I call robot!

I've been working on my robot moves forever.

[robotic voice] I am robot.

Hear me blorp.

[robotic chattering]

Fresh Beats, time to bot it up.

Uh, everybody, attention, please.

After some technical difficulty,

the Top Bot contest is ready to resume!

[cheers and applause]

[Tanya] Our robot's gonna win!

Hello!

We are Tanya and Theresa,

the techno twins from Techsnylvania.

Ya-haw!

We've won every major robot competition in the world!

Ya-haw-haw!

[audience] Ooh.

Wow.

And now we're here to amaze you

with our prize-winning Can't Be b*at bots.

Ya-haw!

Can't Be Beats.

What?

Where are these prize-winning robots?

Outside, recharging their solar batteries.

But soon you will see our Can't Be b*at bots...

[together] Can't be b*at!

Ya-haw-haw!

Okay, while those bots charge up,

let's get back to the Top Bot competition.

Next up is Lily and her Shake Your Bot-y Bot.

Looks like we have more robots to de-program.

Go! Hurry back.

[Twist yawns]

You know, being a robot isn't as hard as I thought.

[slurps]

[chatters]

Oh, sorry, I meant, um--

[robotic voice] Yawn. You know.

Being a robot is not as hard as I thought.

[Shout] Looking good, guys.

[Twist] You too, Shout.

Love what you've done with the petunias.

Shout! The bait is set.

[Shout] Roger. Cameras ready.

Okay, Twist and Bo Monkey, it's robot time.

[robotic voice] I am robot.

[robotic gibberish]

[robotic chattering]

[buzzing]

Aha!

[whirring]

Um, blerp, um, blerp, um--

[laughs]

I mean-- ha, ha, that tickles.

[laughs]

Blerpity-blerp-blerp.

Guys, Dakota Coder's little hamster bot

is trying to mess up Robo-Twist.

She's the one messing up all the bots

in the Top Bot competition.

We have to catch that bot.

Tickles, tickles, blerp, blerp.

I got it, blerp, blerp.

Oh, no, you don't.

[dramatic electronic music]



Blerp! Blerp!

[buzzing]

Ah!

That bot's too small.

And too quick.

Come on, I have an idea.

[robotic voice] Come on, little bro-bro,

let's just talk bot-to-bot.

Beepity-beep-blorp-blorp.

[Kiki] A hair elastic?

Uh-huh.

Take this end over there.

Pull!

Twist, Bo, keep chasing that robot.

Shout, go deep!

[both] Roger that!

[grunting]

[snap!]

Ha! What a catch!

The game is over and the crowd goes wild!

Hoo-hoo! Yes!

We saved the Top Bot competition.

[cheers and applause]

Hey, the crowd really does go wild.

[upbeat music]

Wow, everybody loves Lily's robot!

Yeah, she's a hit.

[Dakota] Stop the music! Stop the music!

What about DERP?

Nobody can stop my bot!

They don't have a chance, Dakota!

You've been cheating.

Me? Never!

And anyway, you can't prove it.

What about that?

What? That?

That could be anybody's

intricately programmed hamster bot...

[boing!]

That only responds to the sound of my voice.

Dakota Coder, you are disqualified

from all Top Bot robot contests forever!

Out?

Me?

Dakota Coder?

Brilliant-tastic robot creator?

The Top Bot slot is mine.

Actually, no.

The winner of this year's Top Bot competition

is Lily's Shake Your Bot-y Bot!

Hey!

He took my Shake Your Bot-y Bot!

[laughs]

She's getting away!

Can't stop my bot now.

To make DERP unstoppable,

all I have to do is enter the code.

[beeping]

[electronic whirring]

And now, my DERP, rise!

[growls]

Derp!

[Dakota laughs] Yes!

From now on, you shall be more than just a DERP.

You shall be a Mega DERP!

Taller, taller, taller...

[laughs]

[roars] Derp...

Okay.

This time for sure, I did not see that coming.

Guys, I have a bad feeling.

Oh, you have a bad feeling?

Try wearing metal pants.

He took my bot.

Don't worry, Lily. We'll get it back.

Fresh Beats.

[all] Reed!

Right here!

Dakota Coder and DERP took Lily's bot to the park.

Fresh Beats, let's rock and roll.

[intense music]

[all gasp]

Derp...

[all gasp]

[Twist] Look out!

[heavy stomping]

Derp...

I have met my match.

Whoa!

Derp...

[people screaming]

[splat!]

Dakota Coder the top bot maker is online and in the house!

[laughs]

DERP, grab me a dog.

Derp...

[barks]

Cute dog...

Ha, ha, ha...

No!

Grab me all the hot dogs!

Derp...

[groans]

[munches]

Thanks, DERP.

Now, stomp, DERP.

Stomp!

[heavy stomping]

[Twist and Bo] Not the hot dog cart!

We've got to stop her!

Yeah, before she gets to the snow cone cart.

And we've got to save Lily's Bot-y Bot.

Well, how are we gonna do that?

Dakota's robot is huge.

[laughs]

I don't need your competition

to show I made the top Top Bot.

Who needs a competition?

I made the biggest bot ever.

Derp...

[people screaming]

[laughs]

Hop, DERP, hop!

[screams]

Mega DERP is mega-mazing!

Dakota, you've got to stop.

Your robot is crushing everything.

[laughs] I know.

Isn't it awesome?

Stomp, DERP, stomp!

[Shout] Look out!

Sweet!

Behind the snow cone cart.

Great hiding spot, Bo.

I know, right?

Um, can we get a couple of snow cones?

[Dakota] Grab that snow cone stand, Mega DERP!

Uh, make them to go, please?

Okay, Mega DERP, show 'em

how a real Top Bot has a snow ball!

[whooshing]

[Dakota laughs]

Look out, Bo!

A frosty barrage of frozen deliciousness

headed right towards us!

[chatters]

That's right.

Okay.

Ready, set, now!

[hoots]

Got it!

Yes!

Banana snow cone for Bo.

And cherry for me.

Sweet!

Thank you!

Okay, Bo, let's do this thing.

Banana Hook me.

[intense music]

[whirring]

Gotcha!

Whoa!

That--did--not--work--

as--planned.

Whoa! Wha-hoo! Wha-ha-ha!

[thud!]

Now I don't have to wash my hair.

[sniffs] Smelling flower-y.

[sneezes]

There's got to be some way to turn that thing off.

Come back, Shake Your Bot-y Bot!

Lily!

Watch out!

Come back, Shake Your Bot-y Bot!

Huh?



I got her!

Lily, it's not safe out there.

But my bot.

[beeps]

[upbeat music playing]

[rumbles]

Mega DERP, why are you stopping?

Stomp, DERP!

Stomp that bot!

♪ It's time to get up and go-go ♪

Stomp?

DERP, stomp?

We can't let Dakota crush Lily's bot.

I got this.

Hey, DERP!

Over here! Stomp me!

No, over here!

Come and get me, DERP!

Derp.

Derp, derp, derp, derp, derp.

Derp!

I got it!

Marina!

My bot.

You saved him!

Ugh!

Time to pump up these tunes.

♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo-doo, doo ♪

♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo-doo, do

Mega DERP, stop tapping. Start stomping!

Derp! Derp! Derp!

What is wrong with this bot?

Reboot, reboot!

[Twist] Ha, ha!

You've got it, DERP!

♪ No time to waste, we got to get up and go-go ♪

Mega DERP, are you dancing?

DERP dance! DERP dance!

[laughs] Yeah, that's it, DERP!

You got it!

♪ Listen to the b*at drop

♪ Turn it up, and what do you know? ♪

[all] ♪ Music hits the sweet spot

♪ When the groove is on lock

♪ It's electrifying ♪

♪ Do the robot

♪ Ooh

♪ Come on and try it

♪ Flip your switch to party mode ♪

♪ Get your hands up, hands up ♪

♪ Oh-oh, oh

♪ Turn your red light green and gold ♪

- ♪ Just dance, dance - ♪ Hey! Hey!

♪ Dance it off

- ♪ Just dance, dance - ♪ Hey! Hey!

♪ Dance it off

♪ It's simple automation ♪

♪ Just power up that boogie machine ♪

♪ Your frown takes a vacation

♪ When you let the b*at win

♪ There's no denying ♪

♪ You know you're all in ♪

♪ Yeah!

♪ The fun is playing

♪ Flip your switch to party mode ♪

♪ Get your hands up, hands up ♪

♪ Ooh-ooh, oh

♪ Turn your red light green and gold ♪

- ♪ Just dance, dance - ♪ Hey! Hey!

♪ Dance it off

- ♪ Dance, dance - ♪ Hey! Hey!

♪ Dance it off

♪ It's a*t*matic, ecstatic ♪

♪ Don't fight it ♪

♪ It's electronic, bionic ♪

♪ Just try it

♪ Dance it off

♪ Let's get chaotic, robotic ♪

♪ You got it!

- ♪ Just dance, dance - ♪ Hey! Hey!

♪ Dance it off

- ♪ Dance, dance - ♪ Hey! Hey!

♪ Dance it off

[cheers and applause]

Awesome, awesome!

Good job, Fresh Beats.

You saved the city from Dakota's robot rampage.

And they saved my bot.

We knew we could count on you, Fresh Beats.

[all] Thanks, Commissioner Goldstar.

What happened to Dakota and DERP?

Oh, she's out there someplace,

enjoying a frosty cold snow cone.

Snow cones!

Derp, snow cones!

Oh, hey, dude,

I'll take a double rainbow, please.

Dude.

Derp!

Coming right up, derp!

Double rainbow snow cone, please!

[groans]

This is annoying-tastical.

[splat!]

[groans]

[upbeat music]

What great robots!

What a great competition!

[robotic voice] What a great day!

[laughter]

[Fresh b*at Band] ♪ We had a great day

♪ It was a super way

♪ To spend some time together

♪ La, la-la-la-la-la

♪ Hey

♪ Great day

♪ A great, great day

♪ Oh, yeah

♪ Great day

♪ And it goes a little something like this ♪

♪ Oh, yeah!
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