01x08 - Last Call

[bunniefuu]

["Luck be a Lady" by Robert Alda playing]

♪ Luck be a lady tonight ♪

♪ Luck be a lady tonight ♪

Luck if you've ever been a lady

♪ To begin with ♪

♪ Luck be a lady tonight ♪

♪ Luck let a gentleman see ♪

♪ How nice a dame you can be ♪

[engine revving]

[sobbing]

[Anastasia] No!

[cell phone beeps]

[line ringing]

- [Chad] Everyone, stay back.

- [cell phone ringing]

- [Trunk] Hey! Get back!

- [people clamoring]

Get that phone off my face!

Anastasia?

[Anastasia] You f*cked up, Ava.

I was doing my job.

Your job was to get the nuke,

so, no, you didn't.

All you did was k*ll my brother.

The only person who mattered to me.

Listen, there's still a way out. Langley

I'm not looking for a way out.

All I want now

is to spend my remaining moments

basking in your final attempt to stop me.

So I'll let you get to it.

See you on the other side.

[line disconnects]

Was that her?

Yeah. With Ivan dead,

she has nothing to live for.

And she's got a damn nuke.

And she's got a damn nuke.

All right, what's the plan?

Come on. We gotta work fast.

[in Russian]

Two of our men d*ed in the sewers.

[in Russian] An acceptable loss.

Ivan's dead. Our plan is in shambles

I called for an evac,

but it will take some time.

We move to high ground to wait

and fortify our positions.

The Americans are still in play.

[Ava] Okay, here's the plan.

We have an hour till the b*mb goes off.

And after just what happened,

the cat's out of the bag.

Word's spreading

that there's a b*mb in the city.

Washington may have

turned their back on us,

but we're still the last line of defense.

We have to get Maya

into the nearest casino security hub,

so she can use the equipment

to hack the city's cameras

and find Anastasia.

[Chad] But no casino is gonna let us

waltz into their security hub.

[Ava] Since when do Navy SEALs waltz?

[Chad] Roger that.

Agent Winters?

Um Yes.

I'm Barry Ellsworth, Chief of Security.

I've been expecting you.

All our resources are at your disposal.

Um

Thank you.

Right this way.

[lock beeps, unlocks]

[Ava] Maya, will this work?

Oh, baby, I think I just got pregnant.

[Chad] g*dd*mn.

How the f*ck do they know who we are?

Good. You made it.

Director Langdon. How

You forget, Winters.

I used to be a field agent.

And a damn good one.

Thank God for that, sir.

When I couldn't reach you

You assumed the worst, you were right.

We were monitoring Ferguson's phone.

Then you know Lanastasia's

still planning to blow the nuke.

Yes. And because of Ferguson's failure,

the media knows about the b*mb.

The White House has

disavowed any knowledge of this op

and the president is distancing himself

from me and our department.

I've restored Lerner's access

to our databases

and I'll do whatever I can,

but I'm on my own off the books.

So I may not be

of much more use than that.

You're risking your career.

That's more than enough.

Thanks for not losing faith.

Well, it's been a long night

and I've got a bottle of whiskey in me.

I stand by you, Ava.

- Now go get that g*dd*mn nuke.

- [monitor beeps]

You heard the man. Lerner, status?

Oh, mama's cooking with gas now

Every street cam and CCTV in the city,

funneling through facial recognition

at hyper-speed.

How you like me now?

You think it's gonna work?

It's a big city. Lot of faces.

Lot of cameras too.

As long as she gets in view of one,

we'll find her.

It's time-and-a-half for overtime.

[chuckles]

Save it for a rainy day.

[man] Only money rains in Vegas, baby.

Not to add to the list of miracles,

any chance you can get

one of these working for Hagerty?

We'll need him once we secure the nuke.

He could be anywhere.

Backup plan if we can't find him?

I'll handle it.

Paul, hermano,

no matter what the psychedelics say,

you can't defuse a nuke.

I know I can't defuse a nuke.

But I can fly it out to a safe distance.

That's some ballsy sh*t.

But we can't let you make that sacrifice.

Mmm-mmm.

We'll find another way.

I hope so.

But my daughter's in the city.

If the only way to save her life

is for me to fly the nuke into the desert,

it's an easy call and mine to make.

Okay. But only as a last resort.

[monitor beeping]

- Got her!

- Bitch.

She's baiting us.

The feed's from the Citadel.

Express elevator to the top floor.

Bitch is playing games.

She's f*cking with us

before she goes out with a bang.

She can afford to.

The nuke is in her court.

Maya, can you find a chopper for Paul?

All right, team, this is it.

54 minutes until detonation.

- Ready?

- Let's f*cking go.

[timer beeping]

[Ava] We're almost at the hotel.

Keep an eye on the clock for us.

How are we looking?

[Maya] Copy. I set a timer.

You have 49 minutes left.

All right, this is it.

Anastasia's up there with the nuke,

and expecting us.

Nothing left to do but get it done.

I'll cover you from the roof

of the shorter tower.

It's an uphill vantage,

but that's the best I'm gonna get.

When the time comes, you'll make it work.

- I f*cking better.

- You got this, girl.

No one I'd rather have behind that scope.

Okay, y'all, this bitch is going down.

And not in the fun way.

Five, six, seven

- One thousand fifty.

- [cell phone chimes]

Oh, sh*t. [groans]

Okay.

[groans]

Are you f*cking kidding me?

- Oh! f*ck no. How do I close this sh*t?

- [merry music playing]

No. Come on.

Vegas, you can kiss my ass!

Should be plugged into

the Citadel system any minute

Booyakasha!

Main tower express elevator's

at the north end of the lobby.

Scanning for Russians.

- Looks clear.

- Copy. We're in.

Stay on your toes.

[indistinct chatter]

sh*t.

Hey, are you all right?

Yeah, yeah, I can make it.

Nah, man, you're tapped.

We need somebody to watch our six, right?

Yeah.

Wait

- Hired muscle at eleven o'clock. Yeah.

- f*ck. Good eye.

Big m*therf*ckers

always notice big m*therf*ckers.

I remember those two knocking

over police barricades at the exchange.

There's another one.

And another one.

That m*therf*cker for sure.

- My count's ten.

- Same.

Any other way up to the top?

There's an emergency staircase

in the northwest corner.

But it's, like, 51 stories.

That'll take too long.

I'm sure Anastasia has it covered anyway.

Trunky's got you.

I'll go solo.

Make like I'm trying to do an end-around.

But I'll half-ass it,

make sure all of them see me.

And hopefully that'll lure

enough of them away to get you a path.

No way.

Those dudes are just as big as you,

but you're outta gas.

Not letting you go out like that.

We're all going out

if somebody doesn't get that nuke.

Let me use whatever I got left

to get you to that elevator.

Okay. But be careful.

You better have

one more can of whoop-ass in you.

Always, bro.

Maya, keep an eye on Trunk.

He's taking one for the team.

[device beeping]

You're a good man, Trunk.

[Paul] Maya, come in. Which way from here?

- Hang a left and you're there.

- Copy that.

[cars honking]

Sorry.

sh**t on the Strip, a dead Fed,

and I'm hearing rumors of a nuke.

[helicopter blades whirring]

Bird secured, I'm in the air.

And, Maya,

I'm gonna need your help with something

[Maya] Copy that. Ready when you are.

- [indistinct chatter]

- [music playing faintly]

You have five heading at you, Trunk.

Make that seven.

That leaves three by the elevator,

standing fast.

What are you thinking?

Catch 'em off guard

with some sexy spy sh*t?

Something like that.

Whoa! Yo, hold up.

Going somewhere?

Yeah. And if you want to stop us,

you're going to have to k*ll us.

[man chuckles] Oh, sh*t, she's funny.

I'm sure you boys have

broken some thumbs in your day,

maybe busted a few heads

but have you ever actually k*lled someone?

I have.

Several, actually,

and that was just today.

Oh, and this guy

has k*lled way more than me.

It's not a competition.

They were asking for it.

Are you asking for it?

Let 'em through.

I ain't f*cking with these two.

sh*t, that was sexy.

[bag unzipping]

I'm in position.

Copy. How's Trunk?

Seven meatheads still in pursuit.

He ducked into a room

with no security cams. f*ck.

[man] You f*cked up, bro.

There's only one way out, fucker.

You think you can hide from us?

[Trunk] I'm not hiding.

I wanted all of y'all in one place.

[grunting]

[distorted grunting]

[groaning]

Thank you for the update.

[cell phone beeps]

[in Russian] Was that our evac?

[in Russian] Our hired help downstairs.

Two of the Americans are in the elevator.

You won't need that.

Be ready for anything once we land.

Copy the f*ck out of that.

[elevator rattles, stops]

[cell phone ringing]

[Anastasia] Tick-tock, Ava.

You're running out of time.

Well, whose fault is that?

I thought you wanted us to find you.

- Don't be so disappointed.

- She stopped the elevator.

- Find a workaround.

- Roger Dodger. On it.

Maya can't help you. I cut the power.

And I only let you find me

'cause it'll make your inevitable failure

that much more fulfilling.

So please, Ava, don't give up.

[line disconnects]

[in Russian] The sn*per

must be on the roof next door.

It's the only option.

- Take her out.

- Yes.

[breathing weakly]

[man 1] How do we wanna do this?

Someone's gotta put him down.

[man 2] This ain't what we signed up for.

[man 1] I don't give a f*ck.

We ain't leavin' him.

[g*n cocks]

I don't leave loose ends. Look around.

There's no cameras

and we got the doors covered.

[groaning]

We are gonna chop him up,

take him in bags,

drive to the desert and dig a hole.

Gonna need a lot of bags.

All right, it's settled then.

Yeah. It's settled then.

[all grunting]

Oh!

[growling]

Yeah. Trunky's back.

[yells loudly]

[screaming]

All you can eat, baby!

Oh, sh*t.

- [bone cracks]

- [screams]

This needs some hot sauce.

[yells]

[g*n clicks]

Thanks for brunch, boys.

[Chad grunts] f*ck!

Cocky Koslov commie.

Off her g*dd*mn gourd.

Maya, any luck getting this elevator back?

Elevator's on a closed circuit.

The only option

was a full reboot of that system.

Should take about 20 minutes.

- We don't have that kind of time.

- [metal sliding]

Change of plans.

We're going climbing.

Hold on. Slow down a second.

Hey, you got it, babe. Gearing down.

- I'm sorry, I just

- No, don't be.

You've been clear about your boundaries

and I respect the f*ck outta them.

Just got amped 'cause I never

made out on a bed of cash-eesh before.

sh*t is lit.

I know, right?

I f*cking love free sky money.

Come on, look at this view with me.

Isn't this amazing?

- [kisses]

- [chuckles]

[helicopter blades whirring]

[Paul] Jen, honey, it's your father.

I need to talk to you.

I'm calling you now.

Please pick up. I'm begging you.

[cell phone ringing]

[Jen] Are you f*cking serious right now?

I want you to know how much I love you.

Dad

I'm sorry I missed

so many important moments in your life.

But I need you to know you were

always on my mind and in my heart,

no matter where my assignments took me.

I told myself I was doing it all for you.

But I should have been there for you.

Dad, it's okay.

I love you so much.

And I know I give you sh*t, but

I'm really proud of what you do.

You're my hero, Daddy.

You have no idea

how much it means to hear you say that.

But I have to go now, kiddo.

There's a job left to do,

and I might be the only one who can do it.

I need you and Blast

to get as far from the city as you can.

- You remembered his name.

- [gasps]

I couldn't forget it if I tried.

I love you, Dad.

I love you so much, Jenny.

Always.

[scope clicking]

[both grunting]

Who are you?

I'm Billy. Sarah's fiancé.

Well, ex-fiancé.

How the f*ck did you find me?

You have her phone. We share locations.

- f*ck me, man. Unbelievable.

- [coughing]

[sn*per in Russian]

Another party on the roof next door.

Target subdued him.

Both still under cover.

Take them both if you have to.

Understood.

You gotta b*at it.

You don't know what you walked into.

What are you gonna do? Snipe me?

Do it. Put me out of my f*cking misery.

Let go of my w*apon!

No! You want Sarah? You can have her.

Fine, but over my dead body!

[groans]

You broke my nose.

I've never broken a bone.

[grunting]

- [g*n fires]

- [Billy screams]

[Angela gasps]

[Billy groaning]

[screaming] f*ck!

What?

Stop crying,

or I'll give you something to cry about.

I'm gonna die.

- I'm gonna die.

- You're not going to die, pendejo!

Not from that sh*t.

- [g*n fires]

- [Billy whimpers]

[Billy] Oh, God!

[timer beeping faintly]

[in Russian]

The Americans are still alive,

our evac is nowhere to be seen,

and you sit there drinking champagne.

[in English] I suppose

they've enough of a head start.

What head start?

[chuckles] Aw!

[in Russian] Relax. Gentlemen

[man] Kirill.

Now you can use your toys.

Hmm.

[Chad exhales]

[Chad] Maya, how far are we?

It's a long way. About 20 stories.

I'm gonna leave the reboot running,

just in case.

You ever climb a rope in gym class?

No, I'm not a 100 years old.

But I did ace the survival course

back at Langley. [grunting]

You coming or what?

Oh, God! Oh, God!

Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

[screams]

Listen up. I'm gonna reposition myself.

When I give you the signal,

you're gonna hold up that watch,

and make sure you catch the sun

with that fake silver.

My watch? Wait? Why?

So that assh*le thinks it's my scope.

But isn't he gonna sh**t my hand off?

Probably just the watch,

but you never know.

Jesus, you're cold.

Yeah, well, it pays to be,

in my line of work.

Maybe it's not the best way

to operate when I'm off the job.

I'm sorry about Sarah, okay?

I didn't think about the consequences.

I saw a target and went for it.

That's what I do.

I'm sorry it f*cked your night.

It f*cked up my life!

Look, right now

I gotta be ice-f*cking-cold

and put a b*llet in that sn*per's ear

if you and I

are gonna get off this roof alive.

So get ice cold with me, Willy.

Show Sarah you're not so boring after all.

Okay. Wait, she said I was boring?

She just hasn't seen this side of you.

I say you're a f*cking hero.

Okay. Let's do it.

[Billy groans]

[breathing heavily]

[mouthing] Go now.

Man up, Billy. f*cking man up!

[g*n fires]

f*ck!

- [Angela] I got you, assh*le.

- [groans]

[Billy] I'm gonna die.

[both grunting]

Part of you is loving this, aren't you?

Part of me? This is bucket list.

[loud thudding]

[Chad] Oh, f*ck, that's not good.

[man grunting]

- Back down?

- No. There's no time.

Come on. It's the only cover we got.

- Hey.

- Hi.

For luck.

We're gonna need more than that.

[speaking Russian]

Go after him!

[Ava] Whoa!

- Are you hit?

- No, I'm good.

[Kirill groans]

Kirill!

[Kirill screams]

[thuds]

[exclaims in Russian]

I think you pissed him off.

The feeling's mutual.

- He's out.

- About f*cking time.

[grunts]

[both grunting]

[Chad] Get to the ladder!

f*cking Russian piece of sh*t. [grunting]

[Ava grunting]

[straining]

[grunting]

[both grunting]

m*therf*cker.

Ava!

Go get that f*cking nuke.

[both screaming]

McKnight!

[thudding]

[grunting]

McKnight!

McKnight!

[grunting]

Back in the game, baby. Where we at?

- [beeping]

- [Maya] We've got 36 minutes left.

Gomez, what's your status?

I took out their sn*per.

But still no line of sight on Koslov

and my position's been compromised.

- Paul, think I can snag a ride?

- [Paul] Coming to pick you up now, Gomez.

[Angela] Roger that.

[Maya] Ava, what's your status?

Ava? Ava, do you copy?

I'm at the top now.

What about Mac?

[shuddering] McKnight's down.

Wait. What do you mean "down"?

Just stay on task.

- I'm gonna get that f*cking nuke.

- [g*n cocks]

Ava, welcome.

Will none of your friends be joining us?

Aw!

What a shame.

Come in. Let's have a drink.

Ava, are you there?

Maya, what happened?

I don't know. Stand by.

[Paul] Any sign of Hagerty?

No.

The program hasn't

been able to locate him.

And we're running out of time.

Understood.

[Hagerty] But that's women, man.

You push your chips all in

and you roll the dice.

Sometimes you win big,

or it all goes bust.

Hell, sometimes both.

[laughs]

Preach it, man. Preach it. I hear you.

Did you hear

there may be a b*mb in this city?

[Hagerty] I already took care of that.

I'll tell you one thing, bro.

There ain't no pain in the world

that can't be cured by hedonism.

To Prague, my good man!

I am gonna Czech myself

before I wreck myself.

It's all good.

Airport is like a mile down.

You just take your time.

I'll be back here, lounging like a lizard.

Yes, sir.

[timer beeping]

Would you like to see it?

This isn't you, Anastasia.

[chuckles]

Well, that's the thing, isn't it?

You really don't know me, do you?

I know you've been through hell.

More than once.

I thought I was out for good

until you came into my life.

No one wanted today to go the way it has.

But detonating a nuke

won't bring back Ivan.

Nor will saving Las Vegas

bring back McKnight.

We've both lost people we care about.

Let's not take it out on

a million innocent people.

[smirks]

You think I care about them?

A million fuckups I don't even know?

Who waste their lives on every indulgence

Sin City offers.

It's a microcosm

of your whole diseased country.

Maybe this country isn't perfect.

But it's still a place where

you can make mistakes,

and be a fuckup.

Some may take that freedom for granted.

But it's only because there's

people like me and my f*cking team,

who put our lives on the line

to defend it.

[breathing weakly]

[groans softly]

[coughs]

[strained breathing]

Ava, do you copy?

Maya? You copy?

Anyone?

[groaning]

Oh, for f*ck's sake.

We just fell 20 f*cking stories.

- Give it a minute.

- [both grunting]

f*ck you!

- American p*ssy!

- Is that supposed to be an insult?

American p*ssy's

the best p*ssy in the world.

And I had 'em all.

Including your mother.

Oh, f*ck!

[screaming]

[bone crushing]

Oh, f*ck!

Ugh, Ava

will you ever admit you lost?

[faint whirring]

[in Russian] It's our evac.

Stop toying with her and end it.

[in Russian] There is no evac.

Because

she is not going anywhere.

Are you, Anastasia?

At the warehouse,

you said you were calling for an evac.

[in English] She wasn't calling them.

She was calling me

to say goodbye.

[Ava grunts]

- Gotcha.

- [g*n fires]

[both grunting]

[Anastasia grunting]

[both grunting]

Gomez, rooftop, two o'clock.

I see 'em!

[grunts]

[screams]

- [Angela] Paul, circle around.

- [Paul] On it.

Oh, sh*t! Hang on!

Please don't die. Please don't die.

- [Paul] Not dead yet.

- Yes!

[both grunting]

[Maya] Come on,

kick that TikTok bitch's ass.

[Ava] Come here, bitch.

- [bone cracks]

- [screams]

[Ava] sh*t.

[in Russian] No. You'll hit the boss.

Coming around.

What are the odds he's got another rocket?

Give me a line of sight,

I'll put this prick down!

- [alarm beeping]

- Oh, sh*t! It's a heat-seeker!

I can't shake it.

- Bye, bitch.

- [g*n fires]

[Maya] Yes, great sh*t.

Maya, this is Trunk.

I just got to the top. Where are we at?

Trunk, the rooftop is hot.

Proceed with caution.

[both grunting]

[in Russian]

You'll hit the boss.

- [g*n fires]

- [groaning]

f*ck!

[both grunting]

[grunts]

Miss me?

- sh*t, I thought you were a goner.

- Same.

[both grunting]

sh*t.

- Where you coming from?

- Buffet fight. You?

I fought a Russian in an elevator shaft.

- sh*t. Bucket list!

- I know.

[Ava] It's over there.

[grunts, chuckles]

[timer beeping]

Do we open it or will it

Maya, we secured the nuke.

Tell me you found Hagerty.

[monitor beeping]

I wish I could. Sorry, guys.

It's okay.

We'd never have

gotten this far without you.

Paul, it looks like we're gonna need you.

Roger that.

Circling back.

[Ava] It's over.

Paul's flying the nuke

to the middle of the desert,

where it'll k*ll exactly one person.

I can't land,

so I'm sending down a harness.

He's not responsible

for your brother's death.

Or your parents.

He's a father himself,

willing to make the ultimate sacrifice

to save his daughter

along with everyone else in this city.

It doesn't have to end that way.

There's still time.

Just tell us how

to stop the nuke before it goes off.

I can't.

It's out of my hands.

What the f*ck are you doing?

m*therf*cker.

[beeping]

Where the f*ck is the nuke?

I thought it might come to this.

So I made sure

I wouldn't be able to stop it

even if I wanted to.

You lured us here

so we'd put all our eggs in one basket.

You're finally catching on.

Thought you were good at reading people.

I am.

Lerner, how's it going

with the contingency?

I backtracked Anastasia's path

from the cash drop to the Citadel

with street cam archives, like you asked.

There's one blind spot,

it's the only place

she could have offloaded the nuke.

But it's a pretty big

industrial area off the Strip,

with dozens of different businesses.

It would take us hours to search them all.

[in Russian] At the warehouse,

you said you were calling for an evac.

- Narrow it down to warehouses.

- [Maya] Copy.

You wouldn't be able to stop it,

even if you wanted to.

That means wherever you put it,

it's gone now, you have no idea where

Maya, cross-reference the warehouses

for any deliveries within the last hour.

Got it.

Delivery manifest from a gaming supply

and repair warehouse from 45 minutes ago

for an order of slot machines.

She put the b*mb in a slot machine?

We need to find it now.

It's at the Plaza Hotel.

Call LV Metro.

Have them meet us downstairs

to take custody of Anastasia.

Paul, meet us at the Plaza.

We still have time.

[reporter]

Rumors of a nuclear thr*at in Las Vegas

have gained further credence

as Plaza security

has cordoned off the gaming floor.

And a U.S. Special Forces team

has just arrived in a news helicopter,

stolen from our sister station.

[Maya] Hey, guys, the news it out.

It's all over the airwaves.

Delray, stop here. I see a friend of mine.

Well, aren't you a sight for sore eyes.

[indistinct chatter]

What's going on with everybody?

[Chad] There's gotta be

1,000 slot machines in here.

How are we supposed to know

which one has the nuke?

Working on it.

Anything?

I don't know

what the f*ck I'm looking for!

This is impossible.

We have to narrow it down.

- Maya, tell me you've got something.

- [Maya] Done!

What's done?

They operate on a central server

so gaming control

can monitor wins and losses

and keep everyone honest.

I just made it dishonest.

[crowd cheering]

[slot machines beeping]

[whooping]

When this is over, Maya,

we're going to Macau.

She'd have to have emptied

some hardware to fit the b*mb inside.

Find the machine that's not paying

- That's the one with the nuke.

- You got it.

Whoa!

[people clamoring]

Got it.

[timer beeping]

Paul

It's okay.

It's been an honor

to serve with the best of the best.

The honor was all ours.

You're a g*dd*mn American hero, Yung.

[Hagerty] Gangway!

You guys are seeing this too, right?

Get the hell out of the way!

Whoa, boy, easy.

[camel grunts]

Let's see this bitch.

f*ck yes! Oh, my God!

This is what maintenance had.

Wow. Old school.

Bitchin'.

f*ck, I threw my phone out.

Who's got some Bublé?

My phone's dead.

How do you spell "Bublé"?

- Like it sounds.

- An accent over the "E."

- [Trunk] On the keyboard?

- [Chad] Like bubble?

I've got Phil Collins.

- No one likes that sh*t.

- I like "Sussudio."

Come on. I can't f*cking think like this.

- Are you serious?

- [Trunk] I've Beyoncé.

My phone's stuck on CarPlay.

[woman sings "Feeling Good" by Bublé]

♪ Birds flying high ♪

♪ You know how I feel ♪

♪ Sun in the sky ♪

♪ You know how I feel ♪

♪ Breeze driftin' on by ♪

♪ You know how I feel ♪

♪ It's a new dawn ♪

♪ It's a new day ♪

♪ It's a new life ♪

♪ For me ♪

[mouthing] What the f*ck?

♪ And I'm feeling ♪

♪ Good ♪

[Hagerty] We got pretty good

at making them and then

I got pretty good at breaking them.

[imperceptible]

[Hagerty] It was all about colors.

You had to know

what color wire you were gonna cut.

Blue, red, green

I'll tell you a dirty little secret.

When you're in the middle of an expl*si*n,

it's the ultimate rush.

[beeping stops]

[tool clinks]

Did we do it? Is it over?

Stick a fork in her! She's done!

[all cheering and whooping]

- Yes!

- [squeals]

Oh, my God.

- f*ck.

- [cell phone ringing]

Winters?

We did it, sir.

It's over.

[laughing] f*ck yes!

Well done, Agent Winters.

A grateful nation owes you a debt.

It sure does, sir.

And they can pay

that debt right now, because

drinks are on

the United States of America!

["I Don't Care" by Icona Pop playing]

I got this feeling on the summer day

♪ When you were gone ♪

I crashed my car into the bridge

♪ I watched, I let it burn ♪

I threw your sh*t into a bag

♪ And pushed it down the stairs ♪

♪ I crashed my car into the bridge ♪

♪ I don't care, I love it ♪

♪ I don't care ♪

♪ I love it ♪

- [imperceptible]

♪ - I don't care, I love it ♪

♪ I don't care, I love it ♪

♪ I don't care, I love it ♪

♪ I love it ♪

I don't care, I love it

♪ I love it ♪

♪ I don't care, I love it ♪

[Chad] Hey!

Oh, sh*t. That's how

we got in trouble last time.

I think the molly probably

had something to do with it.

I prefer to blame the commies.

Either way,

hell of a mission to go out on, big man.

Who knows?

Maybe I got one or two more in me.

You are my brother and sister for life!

sh*t, I'll drink to that.

[imitates g*n f*ring] Eat lead, you fucks!

I lost track of how many went down.

Oh, hey! You guys,

I was talking about her earlier,

this is Ava, my team leader.

She's the coolest chick I know.

No. You're the coolest chick I know.

- No. You.

- No. You.

Did you hear how she climbed her way

out of a scorpion pit like a boss?

[man] Damn, hardcore.

No sh*t.

[club music playing]

Jane, hook me up with another Hurricane.

Oh, my God.

Oh, sh*t.

The boyfriend's not playing

with a full deck, is he?

Want me to take care of that?

'Cause I can make it

look like an accident, I swear.

[mimics expl*si*n]

Yeah, Dad!

Nah. If he's good enough for Jen,

that's good enough for me.

God, you smell so good.

sh*t, I love you.

I knew you could do it, Paulie.

Zogg! My man!

Hags, you sick son of a bitch!

You still owe me for those hookers

we double teamed down at Moondoggies.

Next one's on me, brother. [chuckles]

f*ck, yes!

Wait. You can see that?

Yung, if your eyes could see

half the sh*t that my eyes could see,

your little mind would be blown. [kisses]

I love you, bestie!

Hagerty! Wait!

I'm Ava.

Chad.

I forgot your name was Chad.

Want to get out of here, Chad?

Yeah, this place is pretty dead.

[crowd cheering]

You're on a different road

♪ I'm in the Milky Way ♪

You want me down on Earth

♪ But I am up in space ♪

You're so damn hard to please

♪ We gotta k*ll this switch ♪

You're from the '70s

♪ But I'm a '90s bitch ♪

♪ I don't care ♪

I got this feeling on the summer day

♪ When you were gone ♪

I crashed my car into the bridge

♪ I watched, I let it burn ♪

I threw your sh*t into a bag

♪ And pushed it down the stairs ♪

♪ I crashed my car into the bridge ♪

♪ I don't care, I love it ♪

♪ I don't care, I love it

♪ I love it ♪

♪ I don't care, I love it ♪

♪ I don't care, I love it

♪ I love it ♪

[all chanting] USA! USA! USA!

[both moaning]

USA! USA! USA!

[Ava screams]

[all cheering]

[Ava moaning]

f*ck.

Yes.

♪ I love it ♪