Squad, The (2023)

[bunniefuu]

[INTENSE MUSIC]

[g*n sh*t]

What the f*ck?

Well, what was that?

We were playing,

marry, sh*t, k*ll.

I was going to marry him.

Oh, well, then I took him out

of his misery with her death.

He was totally shaggable.

Ew, it's crooked.

Now it is.

Hey, why the f*ck did

you pack so much sh*t?

Juicy peal, half

of this is Dani's.

Oh, not true.

How many lotions are yours?

Well, bigger boobs

mean more fabric.

OK.

[LAUGHTER]

[INTENSE MUSIC]

Did you get the brick?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.

It's right here.

Checking out at 7B.

[INTENSE MUSIC]

[BUZZ SAW SOUNDS]

[BEN BOSTICK, "NO SHOW BLUES"]

(SINGING) I got a job in the

Valley, but today I didn't go.

I need a day off, but

the boss says, hell no.

I'm going to get drunk and smoke

three packs of Marlboroughs.

Part of me thinks, I ain't ever

going to make it back home.

I got a wife at the house,

but she got no love for me.

Dropped on the couch, on

the phone, watching TV.

The woman I married wasn't

nearly so g*dd*mn mean.

And she didn't suck down

so many benzodiazepines.

I'm going to go to the bank

and cash out my account.

Ride straight to the tavern

and drink a disgusting amount.

Spin my p*stol, and baby,

you better watch out.

But wherever it points,

I'm coming to your town.

Been drunk since I left, and

chain-smoking Marlborough.

And part of me thinks I ain't

ever gonna make it back home.

How the f*ck did Alpha

even find this place?

You know what she says--

there's riches in

the niches, b*tches.

This place is certainly niche.

I do not know how many

more years I can do this.

Yeah, this work

schedule is k*lling me.

I mean, one full

week every year?

This real estate guy?

10x-- that's all we need.

One mission.

Town takeover.

Ow!

[RIVAL TIDES, "VULTURES!"]

(SINGING) Woke up in the desert

with the sun burning my eyes.

And I feel like I'm on fire

and they're all around me.

My, my, they're in my head,

the snakes around my bed.

And they're crawling

up my every thought--

I think they want me dead.

All I see is a pack of vultures.

All I need is just a

rock to bring one down.

What makes you feel

so damn confident?

I can't breathe with all

these wolves around me.

Like a cuff to my wrist,

I'm clenching my fist.

I think the worst is yet to

come, but I'm a give 'em one.

They're knocking at my door,

the writing's on the wall,

and they're setting

up the guillotine--

heads will hit the--

heads will hit the floor.

All I see is a pack of vultures.

All I need is a rock

to bring one down.

What makes you feel

so damn confident?

I can't breathe with all

these wolves around me.

All these wolves around me.

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

Hire them or k*ll them?

Set up a meeting

with the girls.

The new sh*t is everywhere.

We should start

stocking that stuff.

Roberto sent me a text.

Earl wants to meet those girls.

JC is bringing one of the

girls to Earl's tonight.

We'll get more.

I should get a ponytail.

The new stuff?

[FRANK BENTLEY & ANTHONY

MAREO, "TEST ME"] This is not

a warning.

You think that I'm running

in place, job really testing

my patience.

Fight or I blow up the spot.

I had to get back to the basics.

What if my talent is wasted?

I'm sick but I'm

lacking the patience.

f*ck this, I rap

in the basement--

Hey, girl.

My new friend, Bella.

This sh*t is stellar.

So you're a retailer?

I'm more of a broker.

Ah-- well, I can get you a

lot of good sh*t to broker.

(SINGING) Don't make me lose my

mind don't make me let me lose

my mind like Wesley tells me

He's the retailer.

I'm Earl.

You like this music?

Like Earl, Earl?

Oh, you got to get yourself

a better drug boss name.

Like dirty Earl.

Or ooh, like Biggie.

It's U-R-L.

Like a f*cking website?

Yeah, like f*cking website,

for my own g*dd*mn record

label, here making it.

Play the ladies one of the hits.

We don't have any.

I thought you

were a drug dealer.

Yeah, I got lots

of businesses.

You got to hide money

and spread it around.

Here, not that one.

The other one.

Oh, that's it.

That's the one.

Whoa!

You like that?

All the ladies like that one.

Right there.

Oh, f*ck-- it's like a

cr*ck a lantern in there.

Aren't you cute.

You and your little girlfriends,

you're in the wrong town.

Listen, you're here to

audition for a video.

OK, Harvey Weinstein.

Whoa, whoa, whoa--

don't you compare

me that f*cking pig.

I don't force myself on anybody.

Girls f*ck me because

I give them dr*gs.

You take the free huffed-up

samples and go the f*ck home.

Let me give you a

market analysis here.

I've got better product.

Creates a stronger craving,

more repeat business, 10x sales,

a week from tomorrow.

No, why the f*ck spring

breakers gonna pay 10 times

to get high?

Sales tactics.

What's your sales

tactic for this?

I'll take all your top

tier sh*t for free.

Maybe I'll let you live.

My sales training says, you

don't sh**t your supplier.

You embrace your supplier,

and hire good salespeople.

g*dd*mn it, f*ck!

f*ck!

Let's go!

URL: sh*t.

Well, we got an opening.

Hey, work out the details.

Set it up.

She's got him.

Let's get out of here.

That is why he can't

pay child support.

It's like a bad spray tan.

Yeah.

We've all been there.

Once or twice.

You're a spray tan bully.

It's like he's driving

a prison jumpsuit.

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

Url, I presume.

That has got to be the no

pussiest-getting situation I

have ever seen.

Did you get all that?

Url is not the man.

100% a man without teeth.

You have two days

to take the town.

Spring break is short.

Hey, ponytail, you

coming in today, or what?

[TJ HICKEY & OLLIE JOSEPH, "BEIT RIGHT"] I been shining under

city lights.

All this doubt around me,

then but look, I got it right.

Don't you try to hit me.

Now you live a petty life.

All those nights I laid awake,

I prayed for better life.

f*cking meetings.

If the meeting goes too long,

can I start sh**ting people?

That might be bad for morale.

And team-building and sh*t.

All right.

Let me see 'em.

Ah, it's like you have

your own dairy section.

And I'm almond milk.

Oh, yeah, but you're tall.

We just grew in

different directions.

That JC chick says we're

meeting Franken-tooth tonight.

Where?

Can we meet at like--

what's that place?

Pints and Pies?

Yeah, no, we're

definitely going

to have to eat beforehand.

Can we bring pizza?

Maybe something softer.

Url?

Teeth?

Oh.

No, this place definitely

looks like one of those places

where they're going to

pick us off one by one

until we agree to their terms.

Maybe they'll just

hold us hostage.

OK, that's called a meeting.

f*ck me.

That JC girl might.

You were crushing

on her hard, dude.

She held her own when the--

Look, I promise not to sh**t

your little girlfriend, OK?

But the rest of these scrubs--

It's Alpha.

I made some calls,

and it's as I thought.

The guy you're meeting

is not the guy.

Called it.

Which is good.

If he was, I would pull you out.

Get rid of him tonight.

And we'll see if the

guy actually shows.

Let's party, ladies.

All right, g*ng.

Torpedo.

Bikini.

Copy one.

Copy two, bikini.

[SPANISH]?

Alone?

We're a lot.

I find that just one of

us helps maintain focus.

I have a g*n on me and the

safety isn't on, so be careful.

You knew we'd check for a g*n.

It's part of my

sales training.

Safety first, and sh*t.

This way.

She came alone.

Wants a more short,

focused meeting.

Big Url.

Who the f*ck are you?

Can I offer you a drink?

No, thanks.

You're never going

to get a girlfriend

with that whole rapey vibe.

It's all in the eyes.

Girls like kind eyes.

Try it.

Let's see.

Smile.

Still a little sex-trafficky.

I just think a big

fun smile would help.

Drink.

I sampled your sh*t.

You must have connections,

then, because we're sold out.

It's good, though.

It's addicting.

10x in sales.

Well, this spring

break is mine.

I want you to supply me for

the whole lake this season

for free, then

I'll buy from you.

Yeah, see, I came

here to negotiate.

But that's a shitty

starting point, Url.

Sugar, you are in way

over your head already.

She's wired.

Of course she is.

May I have your IFB?

Find them.

You already have my g*n.

What do you want next?

My dr*gs?

Or my bikini?

I'll take that bikini first.

Are you sure?

Because the girls are

a little distracting.

See that's the whole

rapey vibe I was talking.

I'm reporting you to HR.

I told you they

were distracting.

Did someone say, bikini?

Did I hear three more sh*ts?

You did.

I really hate your vocal fray.

Your words are like super long.

Super long.

I'm annoyed that you--

You just sound super--

Guys, he's here--

we got to go.

It's rude to stare.

My count is four.

Send my regrets to those three

spring breakers about Chicago.

Chicago?

I have a good man there.

We will take care of it.

Tonight.

Tonight.

How long till he can move?

A few weeks.

Thank you.

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

Thirsty--

Can you communicate

with New York?

Not directly.

This guy-- this guy said

he's sending a crew.

Need to tell the

girls, tell the girls.

Maintain communication

with New York.

Keep momentum.

Don't show any weakness

in the operation.

I can handle the rest.

[PHONE BUZZING]

They are coming

by way of Chicago.

By way of Chicago.

Rest, rest, shh.

Under the mattress,

just in case.

Ah, yes-- just in case.

We need to talk.

I know that look.

Don't start with the whole,

this is my last year sh*t again.

Having a g*n on my face

is giving me wrinkles.

How else are you

going to 10x, Bella?

I've been saving.

Maybe invest in some of that

real estate sh*t you're into.

Come on.

Less chance of getting sh*t.

Looks better on a resume.

You're applying for jobs?

You're still thinking

you'll find your parents.

What if I find them?

What would I say?

I'm a drug dealer

who sh**t people?

No, they had forever

to find you, OK?

Look at all of us.

We're all foster b*tches.

No one came looking for

any of us, except Alpha.

We are our only family.

But if you do find

your real parents,

you can tell them that you're

one of the top salespeople

in the country.

Pharmaceutical sales.

You guys don't ever

think about your parents?

No.

No.

We had you.

GINA (VOICEOVER): The

day Alpha kidnapped us

from those sketch fosters,

she saved our lives.

REPORTER (VOICEOVER):

Three girls, all minors,

were kidnapped at gunpoint

today from their foster parents'

home on the city's South Side.

The foster parents

claim they didn't

know the identity of the

young female who kidnapped

their three foster children,

but as police investigated,

they discovered

the foster parents

were manufacturing and selling

meth out of their house.

The foster parents, Ronnie

Fields and Darla Haygood,

were taken into custody.

Authorities say the whereabouts

of the three foster children

is unknown, and a city-wide

search is underway.

Marie Kemp, News Now.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

Who the f*ck k*lled Alpha?

Who the f*ck k*lled Alpha?

Get off of me!

I know you--

I know you know who

f*cking k*lled--

We don't know who

we work for anymore.

Yeah, or who we can trust.

We've been with her

almost our whole lives.

You k*lled my boss,

they k*lled yours.

Oh, so we're even now?

One guy made it.

We need him.

Roberto, he's connected.

He was running sh*t

around here, anyway.

Who else?

Me, Taylor, and

a few other locals.

And who's coming?

There's a crew coming

in from New York City.

They're coming in

to restructure.

It's a lot bigger.

Thanks for the

career guidance.

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

When do they get here?

Today.

Roberto and I can keep

the momentum going,

but there's 23 locations.

It's much bigger.

Roberto and I can handle

it, and we'll get you in.

OK.

[MELANCHOLY MUSIC]

Roberto?

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

Greetings from the North Pole.

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

I have everything under control.

You have the

situation under control?

I had the brains, the

girl, she can do the rest.

Better than before-- her

also I sent to the inventory.

There's a girl-- she is clean.

She's strong.

She's smart.

OK, amigo.

I want to meet this girl.

Please, be my guest.

Have a seat.

She'll be here soon.

How soon?

You hand me my phone,

I can message her.

It's right there in my jacket.

What's her name?

JC.

What do I say?

Is there some kind of code

word I'm going to use?

Tell her my friends from

New York have arrived.

They want to meet at the house.

Sent.

Gracias, amigo.

You can rest now.

[g*n sh*t]

Think.

I'm thinking.

Do you have family waiting

for you in New York?

Someone waiting for you

to come home tonight?

No.

Great.

I won't feel so guilty.

Nice to meet you, JC.

Wish I could say the same.

We need a district manager.

We're spanning to 42

locations next week,

spring break is short.

Is this your job offer?

There's two guys with

b*llet holes in their heads,

and your guy in

the hallway, he's

going to need a little

help getting into the car.

We need somebody who's smart.

Someone I can trust

to do good work.

I'm going to need people.

Good people.

The girls-- they're clever.

They have a pipeline

to better inventory.

You give me the

girls, you get me.

If they're as good as you

say, you just saved their lives.

You'll see.

Congratulations.

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

Trying to stay out

of the line of fire?

What line of fire?

That one.

Could you have

walked any slower?

Where's the other guy?

What other guy?

Oh, f*ck.

That one.

You are-- you're a sicko.

Why don' you put some

clothes back on, hmm?

What are you now?

A bikini bully?

It's about time.

Two, got it.

My apologies for the

lateness, ladies.

Had an out of town

housekeeping gig.

Let's get the

f*ck out of here.

The team we sent is offline.

The numbers on this

spreadsheet, are they real?

They're very real, sir.

So my men are being k*lled,

our market shares are being

stolen by three

spring-breakers in bikinis?

They're persuasive.

Put their pictures up there.

The one on the left

goes by G. Loves to sh**t.

That's Bella.

And this one is Dani.

Don't worry, my

men think up here.

I will run the operations.

I could use a

little spring break.

Let's go to Oklahoma.

There's a shipment

arriving at the docks.

We will intercept it.

Perhaps the young

ladies will be there.

[PHONE BUZZING]

Get up.

We've got a delivery

at the dock.

f*ck this sh*t.

If I just showed

up nude, do you

think they'll carry it for us?

Why do you say it like that?

It's nude, not nude.

Well, how about buck-nekkid?

It's naked with an A.

You guys are word bullies.

That's not a thing.

That is definitely

not a thing.

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

Need a lift?

Thanks for the help.

I've been busy.

God--

Now let's ride, b*tches.

I'm taking care

of the situation.

Go pick up the

remaining inventory.

Take the girls back

to my new office.

Shocklifters-- they're

headed to the warehouse.

So am I.

BELLA: You sure?

These guys are a

different level.

I'll shadow the new guy.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Happy Easter, m*therf*cker.

What are you, rejects

from the PURGE?

[GRUNTING]

Put the money in here.

Show yourself, or I'll

k*ll them one at a time.

Put down your g*n and

slide it toward me.

Take them to the car.

I'll deal with this one.

We have been unable to track

the source of your inventory.

You k*lled two

men at the dock.

Now one more.

I'm going to cut you

into several pieces.

You'll be alive

to feel all of it.

HEF: And when we are

unable to track the source,

it's because the

source has some pull--

typically, law enforcement.

Then I'm going to leave

you with one hand and a g*n.

You decide how long

you wish to live.

That's really generous.

But I'm right handed, so if

you could leave this hand,

I'd really appreciate it.

Now, would you happen to

know anything about the source?

[CRYING]

I don't know.

You've been under for a year.

I believe you do know.

I'm going to need some

very specific answers.

What is the source of

your special inventory?

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

I don't need to work with you.

I'll just k*ll your sisters one

at a time until you tell me.

Be shame to-- such

a pretty face.

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

Oh, [SPEAKING SPANISH].

Here, I'll set down the g*n.

Maybe you can think a

little more clearly.

But I'm going to need an answer.

You have 10 seconds.

That's too much--

[GURGLING]

- -time.

You need to get

your sh*t packed.

Big boys are in town.

Who are the big boys?

Frosty the Snowman.

Frosty the Snowman sells coke?

Now, that's a

f*cking drug dealer.

Thank you.

Throw your bags in the back.

Oh, sh*t, Jayce--

You should see the other guy.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

I got a souvenir

back there for you.

What the f*ck are these masks?

It's the number two guy.

His name is Hef.

His boys did a job one time,

they all wore bunny mask.

It became a thing.

Who the f*ck is Hef?

The Playboy magazine guy.

So like Playboy Bunnies.

Cute.

Those are creepy as sh*t.

He's got ass breath.

Guys, they have Taylor.

I tracked her phone.

What do they want with Taylor?

They want something,

or she'd be dead.

They want her.

They already think we're dead.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Too much spotlight.

HEF: Go home, boss.

I'll clean up here.

You've got two days.

We have no more use for you.

[g*n sh*t]

You have two options--

get the f*ck out of

this town or die.

That was f*cking bad ass.

Get the f*ck out or die.

Love it.

FROSTY: Maybe we could

all work together.

I believe she said

you got two options.

You don't want to k*ll me.

I want to make you

a lot of money.

Everybody has a price.

Yeah, but we're kind of lazy.

So--

Only good for

about a week a year.

And you really

f*cked up our week.

Way too much work.

My apologies.

I'll take that first option

and get the f*ck out.

How much more?

Let me give you

a presentation.

We'll fly to New York,

we'll sort it all out.

On the plane?

You three could run

the whole operation.

This is so stranger danger.

So don't take the candy,

don't get in the car.

Or get on the plane.

Very well, ladies.

Bianca is my chief

negotiator, and she's

my beautiful granddaughter.

You can work out the details

with her here in Oklahoma.

OK.

I'm down.

Cool.

And your friend, JC, will

she be joining the party?

Just us three.

As I suspected.

Make them the kind of offer

that'll change their lives.

f*ck, yeah, Bianca.

If you'll excuse me, ladies,

I've got a flight to catch.

Hi, I'm Bella.

Gina, call me G.

Dani.

I know who you are.

Let's talk inside.

What are the chances

there's more than one

of those in this town.

She's been here awhile.

Mm-hmm.

Thank you.

So those three

b*tches cut me out

after all I've done for them?

They won't make

it till tomorrow.

Fix yourself a drink.

Let me fill you in

on a little secret.

OK.

Any second now,

two federal agents

are going to pull up

next to this plane.

Feds?

The cop your guy tried to

k*ll-- you know, cute blonde?

Name's Taylor.

First year out of the Academy.

She's here locally doing

an undercover sting.

They don't take kindly to the

t*rture of law enforcement

agents, cops.

Sadly, that little undercover

rookie isn't going to make it.

She's at the safe hours

with Lieutenant Hef.

We should take off.

So you're probably wondering

how I know all of this.

Well, you're plugged in.

You play both sides.

I get it.

You hear that?

Right on time.

Welcome aboard.

Mr. Fontini Arnaud Tetelli.

Just call me Frosty.

Get to the safe house, now.

Is that your orange truck?

Super cute.

Love it.

So pumpkin.

Yeah, but it's f*cking ugly.

Gina hates long meetings.

I hate meetings, too.

This will be short.

Let's get out of here.

Taylor?

Slide the g*n in front of

the door where I can see it.

It's just me.

You found the g*n.

Let's get you out of here.

Save it.

As you wake up, you'll have

this excessive urge to escape.

But stay calm and

listen to my voice.

You're all going to die

today, one at a time.

No, I don't want

you to die, yet,

so I'm going to take

the tape off your mouth.

If I hear one f*cking sound,

it's going right back on.

OK?

Now, I think each of you

cares for the other two.

So if you want to end things

quickly for your sister, Bella,

you'll tell me what

I want to know.

This is acid.

I'm sure you can smell

that from where you are.

This sh*t is strong.

It just melted

the f*cking floor.

Now, as promised, I'm going

to keep this meeting short.

Let's get straight

to the deal points.

I'm going to ask you a question.

If you give me an

answer I don't like,

I'm going to stick

Bella's foot in that pot.

This is not my first time.

You guys should've stayed small.

Not f*cked with my grandfather.

But here we are.

Now, for the good news--

if you give me an

answer I do like,

he's going to sh**t Bella

in the back of the head

and end it quickly.

Now, since you've been

drugged, I'm going to recap.

Good answer, quick death.

Bad answer, boiled alive.

OK?

Here we go.

Question number one,

who manufactures

the pills and powders

you've been selling?

The manufacturing is done at

a warehouse on the Mississippi

River, north of New Orleans.

The man who runs it is Teague.

Teague?

Never heard of him.

For good reason.

Most haven't.

OK.

Thank you for your honesty.

That was a good answer.

I love you.

[SOBBING]

[g*n sh*ts]

[SCREAMING]

[g*n sh*ts]

It's OK, take it

slow, take it slow.

Who's Teague?

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Hey, how's my girl?

Stay for a month if

they had better cable.

We brought down

Frosty the Snowman.

Welcome aboard Mr.

Fontini Arnaud Tetelli.

Just call me Frosty.

Today, we've cut

some flight time.

Instead of landing

in New York, we're

going to be landing at a

federal holding facility.

We're federal air marshals,

and you're under arrest.

You have the right

to remain silent.

Anything you do say can and

will be used against you

in a court of law.

For now.

He's got so many people.

Judges--

Are you bringing the girls in?

I've been trying to figure

out what to do with those three.

I kinda miss JC.

At least she's alive.

Yeah, in jail.

Not sure which is worse, jail?

Dead?

Jail?

Did you ever get

a vibe off her?

Like a hot vibe?

Like an undercover

cop kind of vibe?

Both.

Yeah, I got that vibe, too.

Well, I guess she's not.

Or we'd be the ones in

jail instead of her.

I've been thinking

about bringing them in,

but I've been

doing a head count.

They've been able to infiltrate

and put away more cartel

than we have.

I miss her so much.

Can we even do

this without Alpha?

We still have each other.

The Squad.

yeah, The Squad.

OK, I want to be--

[LAUGHTER]

Gina wants some love.

We'll let them

stay in the field,

keep supplying the dr*gs

we confiscate from Miami.

He intercepted.

It's the highest

grade stuff out there.

The more sounds we can

drip into with these three,

the more cartel we can attract.

Put away.

It's quite a team.

JC: Squad goals.

Do you think

they know about me?

And you?

JC: They're pretty intuitive.

[MELANCHOLY MUSIC]

They're coming.

You should go.

You should go.

She got off.

I have a good member.

We will take care of it.

Tonight.

Tonight.

I'll take out the trash.

Good work, Mac.

I'm dead.

It's going to

break the hearts.

You're all they have.

I'm going to make it

up to them next year.

Get back to Oklahoma.

My apologies for

the lateness, ladies.

Had an out of town

housekeeping gig.

I'll start prepping for Miami.

You think they're

ready to scale.

They're ready.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[FRANK BENTLEY & ANTHONY MAREO,

"TEST ME"] I don't care now,

it's pedal to the metal.

I can never quit now,

I will never settle.

Pump into the game, I'm

pulling strings like Gepetto.

We're in the same game, but

I'm on a different level--

I passed it.

Got to keep grinding till

I'm laid up in the casket.

No fake round me, you

feeling too plastic.

Yeah, y'all,

feeling too plastic.

This ain't my style, crazy,

but in the straight jacket.

Wow, why are you still

testing my patience?

Trying to turn me into

something I ain't trying to be?

All the haters in

heavy rotation,

you going to lose

yourself quit testing me.

Don't make me lose my mind.

Don't make me lose my mind.

Don't make me lose my

mind, like Wesley, test me.

Don't make me lose my mind.

Don't make me lost my mind.

Don't make me lose my mind,

because I'm making Wesley,

test me.

[TJ HICKEY & OLLIE JOSEPH, "BEIT RIGHT"] I was standing under

city lights.

All this doubt around me,

then but look, I got it right.

Don't you try to hie me

now, you live a petty life.

All those nights I laid awake,

I pray for a better life.

Now I wake up with a

baddie like I said I might.

This a better life, you

never tried, I bet it right.

This a better life, you

never tried, I bet it right.

You been stuck just where you

are because you never tried.

Wanted a better life, I

had to try, I bet it right.