02x02 - Prada You!

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Reality series of the Kardashian family featuring Kourtney, Kim, and Khloé Kardashian and their half-sisters, Kendall and Kylie Jenner, and their mother, Kris Jenner.
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02x02 - Prada You!

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♪ Gentle music playing ♪

I've sh*t all of Season Two,
you know, with not talking about

this event that's happening in my life

simply because I wanted to keep it private
and I just wasn't ready to share it.

Yeah.

[film wheel whirring]

COREY: Babe, wake up.

Babe, wake up. Wake up.
KRIS: Mm?

KRIS: What? Is it time?!

COREY: Yes, it's time.
KRIS: Oh my god.

Where's my glasses?
Oh my god, turn a light on. sh*t.

When Kylie went into labor,
it was such an exciting night.

And no matter how many times
you've been through this,

it's still a scramble.

She's gonna want snacks.

Kettle corn. Oh my... Oh, chili cheese.
Okay and Cheese Puffs.

I need a bag for this.

Will you grab that bag?
COREY: Yep, I got... Grab the big bag.

- Oh my god, I'm so nervous.
- COREY: I'll grab the big bag.

I can't believe this is happening!

This is crazy! We're gonna have a baby!

Should we bring a bottle of wine?

- COREY: No.
- Champagne?

- COREY: No.
- Why?

- COREY: Okay, I grab champagne.
- Okay, why wouldn't we have champagne?

It's a celebration, babe,
we're havin' kids!

COREY: Okay, okay.

'Course she wants champagne and wine.
Right now.

KRIS: What?

COREY:
I was just sayin' you're beautiful.

Okay, let's go!

Come on, babe. Get in the car.

What are you waiting for?
COREY: I'm trying to... I'm tryin'...

I'm puttin' the bag in the car.
KRIS: Okay, get it in there.

Shove it in the car. Boomshakalakalaka.

- COREY: All right.
- And stop filming, Corey.

This is... Like, focus on driving.

♪ Dramatic music playing ♪

KYLIE: I feel like with my second,
you just, like, anticipate everything

and you know... what's gonna happen,
and you've done it before,

so it's... I feel like I was
a lot more present this time.

♪ Gentle music playing ♪

[crosstalk]

[newborn crying]

[crosstalk]



This is my 11th grandchild
and I couldn't be more excited,

or proud of all my kids
and all their kids,

and our family grows, every single year.

There's just a difference
when you have...

When your kids have siblings
and that's all you really want for them.

We grew up with so many that I think...
it just really shapes who you are.

And I'm so happy that
she's expanding her family.

- He's so, so cute.
- They're all just so cute.

- Although I love my entire family.
- I love all my nieces and nephews.

This is definitely a massive
birth control moment for me.

[record scratch]
Just because it's a lot.

I have no idea. [Laughs]

Maybe 12? I, I honestly don't know.

Yeah.

♪ "Luh Luh Love It"
by 7th & Hope playing ♪

[seagulls cawing]

♪ Oh yeah, oh yeah ♪

♪ I Luh Luh Luh Love it ♪

♪ Oh yeah, oh yeah ♪

♪ I Luh Luh Luh Love it ♪

There's just nothing else,
but like feeling.

Hi, lady.

PENELOPE [on phone]: Hi.

Hi!

Can me and Gracie and Jess
go to Sun Life in the Commons?

- Sure, and get an açaí bowl?
- Yeah.

Sure, baby.

'Kay. Thank you.

I love you. I cannot wait to see you.

- Love you. Bye.
- Love you. Bye.

DANI MICHELLE: I brought out Sharpies, so.
KOURTNEY: To make notes?

DANI: Well, I want you to
circle the things that you like.

Just look at the little details.

KOURTNEY: 'Kay, but tell me
your vision for some of them

'cause, like, this is my ultimate vision.

We are starting to talk wedding dresses.

We're just trying to select the designer.

Okay, so let's, let's talk
about a veil for a second.

I'm so excited that you're down
for the full length.

KOURTNEY:
And I saw one that was

so cool and I can't find it,
but I just kinda liked it for a thought

was it had, like, Virgin Mary.

LIZ: [gasps] Wait, where was that one?
KOURTNEY: In the...

- Is that in one of my...
- I think it's on your Pinterest board.

And, you know, his head
has, like, a Virgin Mary tattoo.

Okay. We'll start to look into this.

But yeah, we can... That can be...

Anything that we can do to make...

You're gonna be so...
There is no one that's not stressed out.

You're gonna be so stressed out,

so anything we can do
to help you not be is...

- I don't wanna be stressed.
- What is there to be stressed about?

Yeah, what does she have
to stress about, Dani?

No, when you're a bride,
it's like you're just...

I think that it's something
that, like, you've waited...

Anyone's waited their whole life
for this one moment.

I never thought about
a wedding until this.

So, maybe I'm projecting

my own stress that I had.
KOURTNEY: I think you are.

'Cause there are hundreds
of people coming.

No, there's literally, like, six people.

No, Kourtney, you have
more than six people.

- In the chapel... or whatever...
- So, it's you two and the six children.

- KOURTNEY: Yeah.
- 'Kay.

- KOURTNEY: That's it.
- 'Kay.

I think I'm usually
a really calm person.

And so... I don't see myself
being like really stressed out.

I think that this is like

one of life's most beautiful moments

that I haven't experienced.

And any stress just needs
to stay far, far away.

I walked by the pantry the other day,

they were making out
and I literally was like,

- "Oh my god!"
- Yeah, she was like, "Oh my god!"

And then she was like,

"People, think you guys
like put this PDA on

for, like... the world
to see or something."

And she was, like, walking by
the pantry like no one was there.

I'm like, I can tell you,
it's not for the world.

Did you know that there's such thing

called a Quaker wedding
where you can get...

- Do you know what that is?
- No. Wh-What's the next part?

- [laughing]
- You can get married,

just the two people,

and it... and you pronounce
yourselves man and wife.

And it's only legal in certain states,

- and California is one of them.
- You looked into it?

KOURTNEY: California is one of them.

LIZ: [inaudible] married.
DANI: So funny.

- KOURTNEY: That's an option, too.
- That's the backup plan.

KOURTNEY: That's a definite option.

♪ Upbeat music playing ♪

♪ Unbreakable ♪

♪ Unbreakable, unbreakable ♪

♪ We're takin' over, we're on fire now ♪

♪ Unbreakable ♪

- Whoa.
- Hello.

Hi. What are you doing?

I just found another book of stuff
from storage that I hadn't gone through.

Don't even wanna know how many
storage units you have.

You look very skinny.

I will say that Kendall and Kylie,

not that I'm trying to out them,
but they did text me

and say, um... that they were
a little concerned for you

because you're really skinny.

And I said, "I think she's a bit stressed."

"And I think that she..."

- And Kendall said it. The model?
- Kendall said it.

And so, I said, "No, guys, she's fine."

And I said, "You absolutely have
every right to be concerned,

but I'm telling you, she's fine."

How are you feeling?

I mean... you know, it's a lot,

but I just like to isolate
and deal with things on my own,

and everyone has problems,
so why would I bring that to...

It's, like, we just gotta deal with that.

Going through what I went through
with Tristan was incredibly hard.

The hardest part about it all is
training yourself to unlove someone.

This was my life for six years,
and we weren't just a couple.

We genuinely were best friends.

And we worked out.
He was my workout buddy.

He was... We did all these things together.

And so, learning how to undo
all those things, that takes time.

Just because someone does you dirty

doesn't mean you fall out
of love with them instantly.

We were in the best place we were,

so when we're in the peak
of our relationship,

you go ahead and cheat on me?

God, like, I don't even wanna know what
you do in the worst of our relationship.

I'm just like shame on me almost.

I... know better.

- Mm-hm.
- And I didn't do better

because I had so much
hope and, like, faith.

- Like, you asked me something once.
- You said, "How do you trust Pete?"

And I'm like, "I just do."
Like, it's a feeling.

- Mm-hm.
- You know what I mean?

- You know?
- It's just a lot.

And, yeah, like, how do you trust?
I don't know.

But what I do know is that
all of it sucks and it's humiliating.

- Mm-hm.
- It's hurtful.

I just don't have anything else to give.

- Like...
- Any [bleep].

Any [bleep]. No, but like...

- Yeah.
- ...really when people are like,

"Oh, you're so strong,"
or whatever people say,

I'm like, "I don't know if I'm strong."

"I'm literally just numb
to all of this sh*t.

Like, how much can people take?"

- Yeah.
- Like, okay.

It's, like, your defense mechanism.

I just worry for her

because I think that
she... holds so much in.

And I think maybe one
of the growth lessons is, like,

you can't worry about what's humiliating.

I mean, the fact that...
he proposed and you never told us.

Yeah.

Yeah.

KIM: I mean, the fact that he proposed

and you never told us.

And I asked him months later,
"Hey! Oh my..."

Like, the night after
I thought it happened.

And he's like, "Oh, I did it months ago.
She didn't tell you guys?"



And I'll never forget Tristan calling me.

And he was gonna propose
to her on Valentine's Day,

which was, like, a year
since they had drama,

so this is, like, last Valentine's Day.

And then I called him, like,
the day after, and I was like,

"Hey, I never heard anything from Khloé.
Oh my god, did you propose?"

And he was like,
"Oh, yeah, I did in December."

Oh my god. She didn't tell us.

And what I said, I said,
"I, I need to make sure this is

"a totally different relationship

because I wanna be proud
to say I'm engaged to anyone."

And that's why I said, you know,

"I'm not comfortable
accepting this right now

because I'm not excited
to tell my family."

And as hurtful as that probably was
for him to hear, it was the truth.

I'm not ever gonna... accept something
and give someone false hope.

And I said that to him.

- Oof. I don't know.
- If someone asked me,

I would just have to say yes
and I'd feel so bad.

I get it. That it's like
super draining and I'm sorry.

Like, you don't deserve this.

- Thank you.
- And it's, like,

that's what sucks is because you're,
like, the best person, seriously.

- Aw, thank you.
- You're the best, like, girlfriend, wife.

Like, I tell everyone.

I'm like, "Oh, if you think I'm neat?
Khloé's 10 times neater.

If you think I work out hard?
Khloé works out 10 times harder."

You are, like, a better person
than anyone that I know.

- Thank you. That's so nice of you.
- So, to see...

Ohh.



- [both laughing]
- [muffled] Thank you so much.

That was the nicest thing
you've ever said to me.

[laughing]

KIM: I get violent when I get tickled.



When are all the clothes coming
from product to do a fitting?

All right, just add it to the schedule
and let me know.

Bye.

I really feel like I found
my personal confidence.

You know, it was definitely hard
going through a divorce, but really happy.

Just taking some time out for me.

And the one thing that
I really wanna focus on

is things that really
inspire me, like fashion.

Hey.

KENDALL [on phone]: Hey.

What are you doing?

- Not much.
- Just gettin' some work done.

What are you doing?

I am just about to pack to go to Milan.

I'm gonna go to the Prada show
and I'm so excited.

Are you walking in it?

I am up for it.

I haven't gotten the confirmation yet,
but I, I really want to.

I, I hope I get it.

- When do you find out?
- We can fly together.

I'll let you know.

And I would love to fly with you
if that's the case. Just fingers crossed.

Kendall and I, we just have shared
this experience from day one.

Since she's gotten into modeling,

I feel like I've been, like, her stage mom
when my mom couldn't travel.

I... You know, at the beginning,
I didn't know a lot of people in fashion,

so we always had each other.

That's our thing together.

Okay. I will say lots of Prada prayers...

- KENDALL: Thank you.
- ...because we need them

and we can be Prada baes together.

- [laughing]
- Perfect.

Okay.

- [laughing] Bye.
- Bye.

That's what everyone
on the internet says.

"Prada you." Proud of you.

Haven't used that one yet 'cause
I feel like I'm too old for that, but,

Milan, here I come.



♪ I'm gonna do it my way ♪

♪ So don't get in my way ♪

♪ I don't rely on faith ♪

♪ I'm gonna get it,
I'm gonna get it my way ♪

[kissing noises]
KENDALL: Come on.

Kenny bunny.

Hey.

You look so skinny.

- Oh my gosh, you're so skinny,
- I feel so skinny.

KHLOÉ: Your lemons are amazing.

- KENDALL: Thank you.
- They're huge. Like, they look...

- They're the size of grapefruits.
- We just picked those yesterday.

- They're so good. They're huge, though.
- They're huge.

What am I gonna do with a lemon that big?

Make lemonade.

- Oh yeah!
- Or make Mom's lemon cake.

- You make the lemon icing, the lemon cake.
- Wow. You're so right.

There's so many things
you can do with them.

Okay, so... what's this thing?

- My dog?
- It's the thing... No, I know your dog.

It's the thing that you
told me about... in the car.

No. No, no, no, no, no. Way different.

- Oh, it's not the scan?
- This is more... It is a scan,

but it's, like, way more in depth.

KHLOÉ:
Kendall is all about perfecting herself,

like, from the inside out.

And Kendall's latest thing
is this brain scan-type thing.

It's not invasive. I'll try it.

I have had a fair amount
of anxiety and stress in my life,

so doing a scan on my brain

to see my stress levels and everything
does not sound too bad.

Basically, he, like, scans
your brain and tells you...

Like, he sees where it's, like, f*ring.

- Right.
- Like, I'm like... He said,

"You a hundred percent have anxiety.
Like, I can see it all in your brain."

It's really interesting.

- Okay.
- Like, I think you would really like it.

I'm actually so interested
to see how your brain looks.

I don't... Oh my god.

Mostly after everything
that's just happened with Tristan.

I'm interested to see everyone's brains.
I'm gonna get one family member at a time.

Just with all the sh*t
Kim deals with on a daily basis,

I would be very interested
to see her brain

'cause I'm sure it's, like,
just overload in there.

Kourtney's brain would be literally, like,

- just clouds up there and...
- Just, like, okay.

- Little birds flyin' around.
- Disneyland.

- Yeah, Dis...
- And lots of Travis.

Travis and Mickey Mouse.

- Yeah.
- There ya go.

It's just interesting
to take two sisters

and be like what similarities you guys
have that might be passed down.

Okay, I'm sort of excited now.

- You should be. It'll be cool.
- You've, You've changed my mind.

God only knows what
he's gonna see in my brain.



KYLIE: Mom?
KRIS: Hi, Boo.

KYLIE: Hi, MJ.

Oh my god, I'm so glad you're here.

[both blowing kiss]

Hi.

I love your hair.

- You got, like, a funky new do.
- Thank you.

- I do.
- What's going on?

I'm just letting it
grow out a little bit.

- I like it.
- I think it was just too severe.

I like you. You just haven't been out
in the real world since the baby.

It's always so special
spending time with Kylie,

but we also have this trial
looming over our head.

Blac Chyna is suing

myself, Khloé, Kylie, and Kim

for defamation of character
and interference of contract.

As a mom, I'm very protective of my kids.

And on top of that, it's really draining.

It's emotionally, physically,
and spiritually exhausting

to be going through this.

I can't really say anything
about it right now.

I really don't want to add to the drama,

but I wanna take my mind
off of it right now,

so I'm gonna spend some time with Kylie.

You really do snap right back.

[sighs] Well, no.

- No. It's interesting.
- Yeah. Yeah.

I feel like with your first baby,
it's, like, a...

It's like a shock to see, you know,
your body change so much.

This time around,
I don't feel that way at all.

Maybe, mentally, it's harder,
but, like, seeing my body and stuff,

I just... I trust the process.

Like, I'm way less stressed about
my weight and what I look like,

- and more into the feminine energy.
- The whole thing?

- Yeah.
- And the fact that I made a baby.

- What a cute baby. He is so darling.
- I know.

What are you looking forward
to doing that you couldn't do

when you were pregnant?

- You know, I went to...
- Hailey took me to see Justin in concert.

And just being around
so many people you, like, forget...

- Mm-hm.
- How to interact with people.

I've just been with,
you know, a 4-year-old.

[chuckling]
You know? Been hard on me, emotionally.

Has it? You know that happens
to so many women...

- Yeah. I'm okay.
- ...and I think that you're...

- I just...
- I'm also getting some weird phys...

- I don't know. Weird stuff going on.
- It's hormones. It's hormones.

I mean, you've been
in your little cocoon

- all this time.
- Yeah.

- And that's so healthy.
- I've been in the house...

Since November.

After pregnancy,
I think it's hard just mentally

to... get back to yourself.

We put a lot of pressure on ourselves
to be back really fast,

and I need to be a little nicer to myself.

- KRIS: You're a great little mommy.
- Thank you.

- What are we gonna do about the name?
- Have you thought anymore about that?

Yeah, I think we know his official name.

- You do?
- Mm-hm.



Yeah, I think we know his official name.

- You do?
- Mm-hm.

I mean, I'm not gonna announce it yet

- 'cause God forbid we change it again.
- Okay.

Okay... [softly] Not today. Not today.

It hasn't been changed legally yet.

Travis actually still changes
his name a few times.

He'll come back and be like,
"I really like this name."

And then for the day he'll call him that.
And I'm like... "We can't do this again."

I'm waiting for him to just name himself.

We really didn't have a name.

I just thought it was gonna just
come to us when we saw him,

and it didn't, and... you know,

24 hours before we had
to sign the birth certificate,

or else they just, you know, register him
as... without a name,

and he doesn't get
a social security number,

- and, like, the whole thing.
- Oh no.

So, I felt the pressure
to choose a name.

And then Khloé said, like,
the day before we sign,

like, "What about Wolf?"

And I was like, "Oh, I like the WW."

- Like... so we just put Wolf Webster...
- You just did.

- ...in that moment.
- Mm-hm.

And right after I signed
the birth certificate,

I was like, "What did I just do?"

[laughing]

- It's a part of his story...
- So, did you...

...but his name has changed.

- And it's not Wolf?
- No.

I knew my kids' names
before they were born.

I loved the name Kourtney.

And then I thought it would be
really interesting to put a K on it.

So, that was easy.

And then, Kim.
Christmas is my favorite day of the year,

and I love the name Noel,

so that was gonna be, maybe, her name?

But then it didn't start with a K,
and Koel sounded really weird,

so it was Kimberly Noel.

And then, Khloé.
I loved Chloé the designer.

And then I tried Chloé with a K
and that was really good, too.

Kendall was gonna be Kennedy
or Cameron with a K,

and then Kylie, Kylie!

I mean, at some point, you just
run outta K names, I mean truly.

And Robert is Robert George Kardashian.

No! Sorry, sorry.
[record scratch]

Robert Arthur Kardashian.
I didn't even know my child's name.

This is so confusing.
Can anybody keep up with this?

I mean, he, he definitely
gives off... boy energy.

Does he pee in the air?

He's peed on me a few times. Mm-hm.

- You have to cover it. Yeah.
- Mm-hm.

- That's so funny.
- But if I just tell him, you know,

"Don't pee on mommy,"

- then usually he doesn't, but.
- Oh, he's very smart then.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

♪ I'm full of myself ♪

♪ Yeah, I'm like nobody else ♪

♪ Confident, I'm lovin' it ♪

♪ This my jam, I'm bumpin' it ♪

♪ I'm full of myself ♪

- KHLOÉ: Hello?
- Hello?

Oh my gosh. Where are you?

- Oh.
- Hey.

- What are you doin'?
- Oh.

You always just, like, bulldoze me.

I... This is... It's very annoying.

He dead legs me all the time.

Like, he'll, like, hit
the back of my legs.

KHLOÉ: What is this?

- This is your test.
- Oh my.

Kendall says I have to take a quiz
before the brain scan

and I do not like pop quizzes.
I know nothing about this quiz.

Like, I didn't get to study.

Oh, "On a scale from zero to 10,

how ready are you to make changes
to address the problems?"

What problems are bothering me?

- See, this is your problem.
- Oh.

- Okay, we're starting now.
- You need to start really getting...

Tapping in, like, into
your emotions and your feelings.

Oh no. You answered this?

- Yeah, of course. I did this whole test.
- Okay.

"You'll be shown a series of faces.
Select the emotion of each face.

Respond as quickly
and accurately as possible."

Oh no. Okay.
Ah, I don't know. He's mad.

No, angry. I think.

- Ah.
- Sad?

- No, that's sad!
- Can I go back to the other one?

I hate this game. Oh my god!
Ah, fear? Sad? Fear.

I'm definitely a competitive person,
and timed things I hate.

Like, once I know there's a clock,
I start freaking out and stressing out.

You should see me play Heads Up!
It's wild and I just start screaming.

- Oh, I like this one.
- "You will be shown a series of numbers."

"Use the number pad to repeat the numbers
in the same order they're shown." Oh no.

Six, one, nine, four, seven, three.

Six, nine, one, four, seven, three?

Three, nine, two!
Three, nine, two! [Bleep]!

I [bleep] up and stopped remembering!

- Three...
- Three, nine...

- [laughing] I don't know.
- I don't even remember the first number.

- [bleep] this test.
- I'm not doing this anymore. This is crazy.

I even went to home school.
I didn't have tests in high school.

- Oh!
- The results are in.

- You have emotional awareness...
- negativ-negativity bias.

- Planning, I'm a 93%. Memory, 81%.
- That is very true.

Yeah. [Bleep] yeah.

Resilience at 1%?
Get the [bleep] outta here.

Like, you go through what
I go through in my lifetime

and see how the [bleep] you handle it.

Do you know how much sh*t I've been
through and I'm able to bounce back?

But you might not be processing.

Someone said to me once, they were like,
"You have to have a, a breakdown

to have a breakthrough sometimes."

There's a part of me that thinks she

puts it all to the side
to just be strong and not deal.

I don't know about this so far.

I don't know that she's completely
processing everything that happens to her,

so that she could then really
move on from certain situations.

You're very strong,
but at the same time,

I think that you wanna be too strong.

Yeah, what's wrong with that?

You don't process things,
and then they sit with you.

You know what I mean?
Like, you are a very strong person.

- But this says that I'm not.
- It says I'm not resilient.

That is such a disrespectful thing to say.

Yes, I know, and you have
overcome a lotta things...

I'm [bleep] the photo of resilience.

Like, what are you talking about?
You [bleep] own resilience.

- I am so [bleep] resilient.
- You okay?

This stresses me out, actually.

You wanna talk about my stress?
It's from here.

- Okay, well, we can be done with it.
- I don't like timed te...

I don't like timed tests. Okay?
Come on, Pyro. Let's get outta here.

♪ Upbeat music playing ♪

- Do we think it's hot?
- Should we go check?

[both chuckling]

- It is, right?
- Yeah. Feel it.

- Tell me if it's hotter then.
- That's awesome.

But you're the only person
that I think would not throw me in.

Mm-mm, I wouldn't.

Travis and I love a little escape
out of Calabasas.

I think my mom's gonna
be here in 10 minutes.

Nice.



[both chuckling]

You don't even know where it hurts.

- No, it's not up there.
- It's down here.

- It's at the bottom.
- It's down here.

[muffled] I think it's just
not gonna stop hurting

until someone, like, twists me in half.





Corey and I are looking forward
to dinner with Travis and Kourtney.

Hello?

But they're nowhere to be found.

♪ Make me wanna run it ba-a-ack,
whoa-oh-oh ♪

So, I'm sure they're making out somewhere.

Kourt?

[indistinct chatter]

I'm starving.

I'm gonna sit down and eat my taco,

and wait for the little lovebirds.

You're gonna feel better.

- We just can't control ourselves.
- I don't know how else to explain it.

- Mm.
- Okay. Let's go.

COREY: What's up, man?
KRIS: Hi.

Hi.

COREY: Was that to get ready
for your grand entrance?

- Did you announce me?
- COREY: You announced you.

- And introducing. Hi, Kourt.
- TRAVIS: We just heard you, baby.

[indistinct]

Do you guys wanna eat our
tacos and sit down? KRIS: Yeah.

I put mine in your microwave
that I didn't know you had

for, like, 10 seconds.

Well, it's the only house
that I have a microwave.

I know. Congratulations.

Were you here all day?

- Yeah, we got here...
- Two days ago?

Yeah.

- Oh, you did?
- Yeah. I sent you a photo.

Oh... maybe I was drinking.

COREY:
Y'all havin' adult time here is like...

Dude, this morning I did all
the dishes completely butt naked.

You do the dishes naked?

- Not a one thing on.
- KRIS: Just because you don't...

Are... Is this...
KOURTNEY: 'Cause at home,

we have six kids, and we don't,

- you know, we sleep with clothes on.
- Get to do that.

All the neighbors in Palm Springs
go to Kourtney's house.

[whispers] She's naked.

I knew you guys were coming to film,

and I was like, "I can't have
a million dishes in the sink."

So, I happened to be naked
when I was walking by

and I just did the dishes.

So, when we're alone...
COREY: Y'all are livin'.

- Mm-hm.
- That's a good life y'all livin'.

What is happening
with the scrambled egg?

- We don't know.
- We haven't gotten an answer yet.

Same.

DOCTOR: Oh my gosh, I am happy.

That is exactly, precisely,
what we wanted to see.

So, after eight months
of our IVF journey,

we... took a break
and wanted to try things naturally.

Me and Travis are doing
the wildest cleanse right now. We started!

- No sex, no caffeine, no working out.
- What does sex have to do with it?

It feels really good to me
to do this kind of process...

KIM: Doing it naturally.

The doctors had told us that we still
had some really good-looking follicles

and that it was the best they had seen.

Everyone involved,
including our natural doctors,

felt we should give it one more sh*t
with an IVF retrieval.

And so, um, we did
one final egg retrieval,

and we are just waiting on
the genetic testing results,

but it has made it to an embryo.

Oh, so y'all waitin' on the, the call?

- TRAVIS: Mm-hm.
- It's all... Everything's all good

and better than it's ever been.
We're just waiting on the testing.

KRIS:
Wait, what does that say on your forehead?

Where?

COREY: Family lawyer?
KRIS: Regret.

[laughing]

What's it say? Family?

- Loyalty, respect.
- Loyalty, respect.

I have his tattoos memorized.

- Do you still have your tattoo?
- [inaudible]. I do... Yep.

In those days,
they called it a tramp stamp,

but, um, I think I'm a little...
too mature for a tramp stamp,

but I, I have one.

Babe, I need you
to take notes from Kourt.

KRIS:
Okay. I'm gonna do the dishes naked,

drink margaritas...

- I'm gonna make you a...
- ...and get in the hot tub. How's that?

It's National Margarita Day.
It's on, babe.

Come on. Take off your clothes.





- Yes. I'm waiting for my sister.
- RECEPTIONIST: Why don't you have a seat,

- make yourself comfortable.
- Perfect. Thank you.

Today is the day that
I'm gonna get my brain scan

and I am ready to tell this doctor
that I am so [bleep] resilient,

he won't even know what to do with me.

And I don't believe that part
of the quiz is accurate.

Sorry.

KENDALL: Hey, hey. How are you?

- Hello. Hello.
- KENDALL: Nice to see you.

- Nice to see you.
- KENDALL: This is Pyro.

Hi.

- Hi, I'm Khloé.
- DR. DANIEL AMEN: Hi, Khloé.

Hi.
KHLOÉ: Nice to meet you.

Daniel. So nice to meet you.

- KHLOÉ: I love your last name.
- You excited for today?

- I am.
- KENDALL: I've been talking it up.

I'm a little annoyed with the test
I took yesterday, but that's okay.

KENDALL: She took the online, like, test

- and she was annoyed with her results.
- I saw.

- J... No, just one section.
- The resilience part.

'Cause I think you need an explanation
of my, of my life history.

And you're gonna say,
"You are... You're like Teflon."

I am resilient.

TECHNOLOGIST: So, this is the easy part.

You get to just lay down and rest.

Sit here first, then lay back.

All the way to the back.

All right. You ready?

- Yes.
- Here we go.

Scan has started.

Getting an MRI on your brain is not fun.

It's incredibly claustrophobic,

but this is a breeze
and it's sort of relaxing

and I'm just closing my eyes
and... I'm relaxing.

[Pyro barks]
KENDALL: Oh [bleep]. Sorry, Khlo.

KHLOÉ: Oh, it's okay. You know.

- Well, you did great.
- You did not move at all.

- KHLOÉ: Oh good.
- Even, Even during that bark.

- KHLOÉ: Good.
- All right, I'm gonna back you out now.

KENDALL: What's she lookin' like?

Like she needs me.

Oh. [Gasps] Is it worse than mine?

She looks like she has more little dents.

KHLOÉ: Baby.

- So.
- KHLOÉ: Okay.

- How're you feelin'?
- I'm good.

DR. AMEN: Just did a study called SPECT,

and SPECT looks
at blood flow and activity.

It looks at how your brain works.

KHLOÉ: 'Kay.
DR. AMEN: We look at Kendall's scan.

Kendall's got a beautiful brain
on the outside,

except here in the front, it was hurt.

And I think that was her snowboarding
accident. KHLOÉ: Mm. Yeah.

DR. AMEN:
But if we look at her emotional brain,

which is right here.

- She's very active.
- She's way too busy.

- Mm.
- DR. AMEN: Which is why she can struggle

- with anxiety.
- Right, right.

- If we look at your brain.
- This is your brain. You hurt your brain...

- I did.
- At some point.

Yes, I went through
a car windshield when I was 16.

- Oh my goodness.
- Um, headfirst.

And I was knocked out,

and I actually hit my head
a couple times more after that.

- You worry.
- Yes.

And you can be anxious,
and you've had trauma.

Do you see this diamond?
KHLOÉ: Yeah.

So, this often will go
with emotional trauma.

- Okay.
- DR. AMEN: Um...

- What does the diamond mean?
- Emotional trauma.

- DR. AMEN: That's what it means.
- Okay.

Got it.
DR. AMEN: Yeah.

It surprises me that a scan
is able to pick up on things

that are emotional and not just physical.

Um, I have to go. I have a meeting,

and I need to go pack for Milan.

I mean, if this can detect
emotional trauma as well,

buckle up, Dr. Amen.
Let me know what you see.

KENDALL: Bye, Khlo! Love you.
KHLOÉ: Bye, Ken.

What are the things you struggle with?

I, I read your face sheet.

In the past trauma,
when you checked that box,

what were you thinking?

My dad d*ed, um, when I was 19.

I was married for five years.
Got a divorce.

My ex-husband was... a...

- And he struggled with drug abuse?
- Yes, he struggled with dr*gs and then...

Yeah, no. I had season tickets
to the Lakers for 20 years, so.

Oh, okay. So, you know. Yeah.

But he... had a lotta trauma,
and then I think I was exposed

to a lotta trauma
being in that relationship.

My last ex-boyfriend, um,

there was a lot of cheating
while I was pregnant.

And then he just had a baby
with somebody else while we were together

that I found out...
And all these things I find out about

from social media myself,
so it's pretty trau-traumatic.

It sounds unbelievable
that this is something

that one person has gone through.

So, how have you managed to do so well?

I think family.

I think 'cause we're all
doin' it together,

so we have each other to lean on.

Obviously, you're very resilient

- for what you've been through.
- Thank you. [Laughs]

I am resilient, you stupid pop quiz.
Look at the list I just gave you.

And I'm still here, thriving.

I'm resilient. I'm strong. I'm powerful.
I have head trauma.

We're good.

♪ "Good Life" by Mosh Party playing ♪

♪ Everything's all right ♪

♪ Livin' that good life ♪

♪ Life's a gift, let's celebrate ♪

♪ Haters gonna hate, but I can't relate ♪

♪ No, no, let's go ♪

KIM: I'm getting all my looks
together for Milan

and I'm just so excited
that Kendall was confirmed

to walk in the Prada show,
so now we can go together.

You did it? Oh my god, I love it.

- KENDALL: I love it, too.
- You look so cute.

I'm so excited for you
to take a ride on Kim Air.

I know. I'm so excited to see.

Um, let me know if you like any snacks

because I have, like, waffles
and, like, I have a freezer,

so, like, I just... I live it up on there.

And then you requested pasta?
We're gonna be in [bleep] Italy.

We're not gonna eat pasta
before we go to get... before...

So, like... Well, then
what are we gonna eat?

They'll figure it out.

Okay, I'm in a Prada fitting now.

I'm just, like, trying on all this stuff
they sent, tryna figure it out.

Oh my god, fun.

I love you. I'll see you Tuesday.

What time are we leaving? Still 9:30?

I think so.

Okay. I'm just gonna, like,
get a quick spray tan

and then I'll be ready.

A spray tan before my flight?

No, it's a three hour one,

so it comes... so I sit in it
for three hours and then I shower it off.

Okay, have you seen the cashmere seats?

You cannot get your spray tan

- on my cashmere seats.
- No, I would never fly with a spray tan.

If you know me at all,
I would literally rather die

- than get on a plane with a spray tan.
- Okay.

Kim and Kendall take Milan.

Is that, like, blasphemous to say on Hulu?
[laughing]

- Is it cold in Italy? Please be cold.
- It is.

Thank god.

I'm gonna sweat
in all this [bleep] leather.



KENDALL:
I take concealing my red hair

until the show very seriously

'cause even the paparazzi that
was standing outside of the airport,

I don't even think he recognized me

'cause I was fully, like,
beanie, hoodie, glasses,

and the security was, like,
trying to wave him off.

KIM: I love the debut of the hair.

Yeah, I don't think it'll last long.

- We'll see.
- Really?

- Maybe, like, a month or two.
- I think it's cute.

- Yeah, that's a long time.
- Not like... Yeah.

When special projects come up like this,

kind of makes me remember why I fell
in love with modeling in the first place.

Prada is Prada.
We all know and love it.

And to be able to be a part of

some of the most creative minds
of all time's vision,

that's a complete honor.

I'm so excited to just have
a really good meal... in Italy.

Oh my god, the Bulgari has
the best food, by the way, like my hotel.

I love Italy.

They invented pasta,
so I will forever love them.

And the food is.

I'm excited.

KIM: Me too.

♪ Milano ♪



I'll drop you off right now.
KENDALL: All right.

KIM: I haven't been to Milan in years.

I feel like it's, like, back in the day
when I would, like...

You would walk
and I would, like, scream for you.

Oh, do you think that's embarrassing?

- Yes.
- If I clap... Okay. [Laughs]

I never had a chance to ask you.

- Should I chill? Like, should I be...
- No, you can clap and be chill, but...

- But not like, "Woo-woo!"
- ...not like screaming.

Okay, okay. It's, like, embarrassing.

- It's not embarr...
- Like, it's fine. It's cute,

but, like, I don't know...
KIM: But it's like you're here to work.

KENDALL: Yeah.
KIM: I don't wanna be embarrassing.

KENDALL: When I'm walking down a runway,

having family there
is really, really cool,

but at the same time,
makes me just uncomfortable.

Like, when they cheer, or they do
something that's, like, makes me cringe,

I just can't stand it.

I like being the center of attention,
so I like screaming

- to get the attention on me.
- Right, right.

I'm just kidding.

- Um...
- Well, then in that case...

- No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
- ...scream away.

I want Kim cheering on the inside.

Just to, you know,
maybe come up to me after

and give me a big hug, and be like,
"You were so cute," or something,

but, like, beyond that,
I get really uncomfortable.

KIM: Do you want me to bring
you back something tonight?

'Cause I wanted to have dinner.
If I could stay awake.

- I wanted to try to stay awake. I'm gonna...
- There's a Nobu in your hotel.

KIM: I don't wanna eat Nobu.

I came all the way to Milan.

You want pasta on the plane
and Nobu in Milan. [Laughs]

I know.



KIM: Love you.
KENDALL: Love you.

Is this my glam room?

Life is good.
I'm in this fabulous country.

I have a new boyfriend.

I'm just so grateful that SKIMS is
forever expanding and doing so well.

I'm still in law school.

We're about to do all
the promos for our new show.

There's just so many
amazing things coming up

and I just feel so blessed and grateful.



Next on The Kardashians...

- I'm looking for something, relaxation or pain.
- Okay.

My right hip has been driving me crazy.

Take a half.

I'm just trying to get some relief.

- Oh. [Laughs]
- Your gummy definitely kicked in.

I thought, I thought your first post
was gonna be space.

Pete Davidson,
we can exclusively reveal now.

The comedian is headed to outer space.

It seems like such
a scary concept to me.

KYLIE:
We are sh**ting for my brand-new lip oils.

People love the lipple. People love...

People love my nipples.

Oh, sorry, sorry. I meant lip oil.

Well, you look so cute. I'm so excited.

Today is Prada day.

My 17-year-old self would be
very, very proud of me.

- Well, we've tried a few sessions and...
- I know.

...it's time to see the surgeon
and see what he says.

It makes me wanna cry. Ah!

No, it makes me wanna cry, like,

'cause it scares the sh*t outta me.



♪ I'm gonna do it my way ♪

♪ So don't get in my way ♪

♪ I don't rely on faith ♪

♪ I'm gonna get it,
I'm gonna get it my way ♪

♪ So don't get in my way ♪

♪ I don't rely on faith ♪

♪ I'm gonna get it,
I'm gonna get it my way ♪

♪ I'm gonna do it my way ♪

♪ So don't get in my way ♪

♪ I don't rely on faith ♪

♪ I'm gonna get it,
I'm gonna get it my way ♪

Oh my god. I was like...

Hi

Hi, Mason.

[both laughing]
Come on in.

- What are you guys doin'?
- We're finishing my interview.

That's what we said.

I said, I think he prefers no shoes.

[laughs]

- TRAVIS: All right, I love you.
- I love you.

I love you, Mas.
MASON: Bye.

Bye.
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