02x04 - We're Built for This

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KIM: Previously, on
"The Kardashians"...

I know how life can change on a dime.

I've been through so much BS lately.

EMPLOYEE: What are you lookin' for?

KRIS: I'm looking for something

- for joint pain.
- Okay.

KHLOÉ: Do you guys have one
of these that say "sleep"?

As her mom, I can tell Khloé
has been feeling really down.

Okay, so should we take a whole or a half?

I would take a half.

[laughing] You're so funny.

Oh.

I need to give you
one of these every day.

[people cheering]

- TRACY: Would you ever go to space?
- No.

After talking to Bezos about it
and hearing how safe it is,

I felt comfortable with Pete going.

How's the hip feeling?

So, I'm having a really hard time
walking up the stairs.

It's time to see the surgeon
and see what he says.

I... Makes me wanna cry.

Ah.

It's just, like, you don't wanna feel like

you're gonna be that person
on a walker, you know?

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♪ Turn up the dial ♪

♪ Turn up the heat, I came in style ♪

♪ It's goin' down ♪

♪ Crazy wild ♪

I just got back from Italy
and I'm just so excited to see my family

and catch up with everyone.

I feel like I've been gone for so long.

KHLOÉ: Hi, doll... You little doll.

Hi, MJ.

- KIM: Grandma!
- Hi.

- I missed you so much.
- I was thinking of you so much.

No, I was just wanting to talk to you.

- Isn't that funny?
- Hi, Mom.

KRIS: Hi.
KIM: Yeah, I feel like we need

some time to gossip.

- MJ: Yeah.
- So much to tell you.

- You need all my input.
- KIM: You know what's so crazy?

Pete and I were staying
at the Beverly Hills Hotel last weekend

and we were sitting in front
of the fireplace, just talking for hours.

And I was like, "My grandma told me
that you really live life

when you have sex
in front of the fireplace."

And so, we had sex in front
of the fireplace in honor of you.

- I know that's really creepy.
- Not in the lobby.

KIM: Not in the lobby?!
[MJ and Kim laughing]

Or how creepy to think about your grandma

- before you have sex.
- I know, but I was younger once.

I was younger once.

KIM: Speaking of Pete...

- He's so cute.
- He's so nice.

I have to tell you guys something.

- Wait, she has to tell us something?
- He's so... No, no, no. Nothing like that.

- So...
- We just got divorced.

- I know. It's nothing like that.
- KHLOÉ: Okay...

- KRIS: Okay.
- It's nothing like that, guys.

I thought she was gonna say

- she's engaged.
- No, I was saying I'm really... No.

I'm saying I'm really excited
that he's going to space.

- KHLOÉ: Oh! I can handle space. Okay.
- He's gonna go, he's gonna go...

- He's really gonna go?
- He's really gonna go.

- Jeff Bezos is sending him...
- That's crazy!

...to space.

- That's amazing.
- [phone buzzes]

Space boy.

Put him on speaker.

Wait, I'm putting you on speaker, okay?

- KRIS: Hey.
- I'm with my mom,

and my grandma, and Khloé.

My grandma says she misses you.
PETE DAVIDSON [on phone]: Hey.

Hey, Pete.

KRIS: So, you're going to space?

Woo.

Oh my god. Is Jeff going with you?

[laughter]

Do you have a will? [Laughs]

KHLOÉ: That's nice.

Oh good.

Pete, are you nervous?

KHLOÉ: That's true.
[laughter]

- [laughs] Are you gonna come back?
- Yeah, wait a minute.

Pete is amazing. No drama, no stress.

He's just Pete, fits in with the family.

I think Kim is happy.
She laughs, she's more confident.

Pete brings out the best in her.

Okay, babe,
I'll call you in a little bit.

- PETE: Okay.
- Okay, bye.

I kept on saying,
"Do you wanna watch Armageddon?"

'Cause I thought it was,
like, a love story.

And he was, like, hysterically laughing...
KRIS: No.

...being like,
"That's not a love story."

But I think it's about...
I don't know what happens, to be honest.

- MJ: I don't remember.
- Okay, there's a comment.

- There's somethin' with that...
- Hm, well, I was off.

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[sighs] Those stairs wiped me out.

[laughs]

I'm excited that we're finally executing
'cause how long have we had this idea for?

- It's been, like, years.
- We've been talking about this for years.

Literally, years.

I feel like it started
'cause you were redoing yours.

- Yes.
- And I was redoing mine.

- Yes.
- And we love it...

We love the process so much.

KENDALL: Fai is one of my best friends.

Him and I collaborate really heavily
on a lotta 818 design stuff.

We have been talking about flipping homes.

- We both have the taste.
- Yep.

You have the knowledge,
meaning, like, the technical knowledge.

But you're... Like, the house
you just found is genius.

But I feel like I could
really see a vision.

Like, I could be like, this is
a piece of sh*t right now,

but, like, we could really
do this, and go here,

- and... whatever.
- You are really good at that.

I get excited about, like,
nerdy things, like lighting.

I think that's where we're gonna
have the most of our arguments.

- [laughs] 'Cause I'm gonna...
- I'm gonna be like,

"You need recessed lighting!"

And you're gonna be like, "No!" [chuckles]

SERVER:
[inaudible] grain bowl, the green salad.

- Thank you.
- Thank you so much.

Wow, the cucumbers on that salad
are calling my name.

Um, I think the new beginning
for me started with, like, 818

and I think it made me fall
in love with, like... passion...

- Projects.
- Do you know... Not passion projects

'cause it is, like, a proper business,

but, like, doing something creative.

Like, that, like, brings me pure joy
and, like, makes me feel super fulfilled.

I renovated my home a couple years ago.

And, like, when I tell you,
I had, like, the time of my life

going through the creative process
of renovating my home.

I can't wait to actually,
like, finally execute.

I think we're both
in, like, the right place.

- Yeah, I'm excited.
- We're gonna go see one tomorrow.

Yep.

- It almost, like, was...
- This is so cheesy,

but it was almost like I found my purpose.

Like, I was like,
"Wow, this feels so good."

And I'm just, like, super excited,
and it, it kept me, like, energized,

and it kept me feeling alive,
so... I love it.

We really are...
a potential dream team here.

We are.

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♪ Oh, oh-oh ♪

♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪

♪ Gettin' up off the ground ♪

♪ Ooh, oh ♪

KRIS: Ugh, here we go.

I've never been so nervous
for a doctor's visit.

COREY: Don't be nervous.

Hello.

I'm finally biting the b*llet.

I'm here to see the doctor
because I have this excruciating hip pain.

I got an extensive set of X-rays.

I had an MRI, and I had a CAT scan,
and everything else.

KRIS: Nice to see you.

And I really wanna find out
what's going on with my hip

and hopefully, he'll have good news.

[winces]

- DR. JASON SNIBBE: Hi.
- I need this. Hi.

- Hey, good morning.
- Are you Dr. Snibbe?

- I am. Hi.
- I'm Kris.

How are you, Kris?

Can I... Do you mind
if I did my mask off?

- Please.
- Can we do that?

- Yeah, thank you.
- Yeah.

- So, tell me... I'm just gonna sit down.
- KRIS: Yeah, so.

Basically, my history...

- Yeah, talk to me.
- My... It's my right leg.

- Okay.
- Last week, I literally couldn't walk.

I could not go from here to there
without the cane.

- And I went, "Oh, this is not good."
- Yeah.

The pain that I've been feeling
seems to be getting in the way of my life.

And that is not something
that I can really tolerate

or have the patience for.

I have this big, beautiful, fabulous life

and I have so many kids and grand kids
that I wanna share it with.

And all I wanna do is
fix the problem and move on

so I can live the best,
longest life possible.

DR. SNIBBE: We'll show you on your MRI.

From here to here,
there's no cartilage, right?

You've lost all the cartilage
in the center of your hip.

- Cartilage wears away.
- Mm-hm.

Then there's bone left.

Then when the bones touch each other,
that's what hurts.

That's, That's, That's what arthritis is.

Like, when you say
that that's arthritis...

And what is the cure for that?

DR. SNIBBE: Hip replacement.

- So... Arthritis goes away.
- That's how you fix it.

Gone.

And the hip replacement
will last the rest of your life.

KRIS: Hearing the doctor say
that I need a hip replacement

is really scary for me.

It reminds me of somebody
a lot older than I feel on the inside

and somebody who is going to have
challenges for the rest of her life.

This is, like, serious.

What's the recovery? Can she walk?

DR. SNIBBE:
You could walk immediately.

So, you'll start with a walker,
then you go to a cane.

I know, I know. [Laughs]

- COREY: Wait, for real?
- I won't...

- Oh my god, babe.
- I won't... No...

We'll make sure nobody films it. [Laughs]

- Or they might...
- Oh, they'll love this one.

PRODUCER: I can't promise that.

I'm really nervous about telling my kids

because I don't want them
to worry about me,

and I know they're gonna be upset
that I have to go through a major surgery,

and it's just... it's hard on the family.

Yeah... I know,
but she's gonna be happy.

- She'll be very, very happy.
- If I was your sister,

what would you tell me to do?

- Do it now...
- and get it over with so go...

- You go live your life.
- Yeah.

Okay.

We got this.
DR. SNIBBE: All right, we got this.

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♪ I gotta dig down deep ♪

♪ I gotta find release ♪

♪ Find that part of me ♪

♪ I won't ever let go ♪

♪ I have found my home ♪

In order to find your life path number,

take your birth date

and reduce it down to its numerical value.

Do I add 27 to the month
or do I add two plus seven?

What, is this to figure out
what numerology number you are?

KHLOÉ: Facts.
MJ: Two plus seven.

So, it's two plus seven is nine
plus six is 15.

What are you guys doing?

MJ: Numerology.

You know what? You could just Google it.

That's what I'm doing.

Are you doing the surgery?

KRIS: I am.

The doctor saw my MRI results

and he said, "You need
a hip replacement right away."

And I don't wanna have
this surgery in five years

when I'm, you know, five years older

and then you can't really heal as well.

You heal better when
you're younger, obviously.

- KIM: Yeah.
- So... it's just a

it's just a... mind[bleep].

ALL: Why?

It's just you realize that you
don't have that much more time.

It's like, suddenly,
I can't do all the things.

- But so, you gotta fix it so you can.
- KRIS: Right?

It's just, like... my hip goes out,
my knee is torn.

- You're realizing that you're just getting older.
- I have an eye infection. I can't see.

I have the TV up too loud.
Corey says I can't hear.

I'm like, you know... It's like...
I feel like Humpty Dumpty.

KIM: It scares my mom
to get older for sure.

She's the type of person that
used to have a jar of marbles

and say each marble
represents the number amount

of Christmases or summers she has left.

She'd be like, "There's only
20 marbles left," you know?

But it makes me really, like,
deeply sad and just emotional

to know that she's so scared to get older.

I don't wanna cry,
but you just feel like...

I don't know, you just...

You never really talk
about it too much to me,

but it's like you turn a corner

and the corner you turn, you j...
You have this new chapter, you know?

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It messes with your head because
I've always felt like I was 40 years old.

It's not about what
I'm going through physically,

it's what I'm going through mentally

and emotionally.
MJ: Oh.

- Kinda like a change of life.
- Yeah.

She doesn't feel like her mental
is, is aligning with her body

and that must be really frustrating.

It's the realization
that I'm getting older.

I'm sorry that you feel like this

and no one's trying
to invalidate that at all,

but I also think
the sooner you get it done,

hopefully, you're gonna then not feel
like this and get outta this head space.

You also talk yourself
into a really dark place.

I see you do it all the time.

And how you talk to yourself
is so [bleep] brutal. You do.

You're really mean to yourself.

KIM: You guys, she can have her moment.

Yes.

But you gotta stop with that mentality

or else you're always
gonna be in that place.

Yeah... Yeah, no, you're right.

I don't wanna think about
my mom getting older. I mean, it's sad.

I don't know what
I'm gonna do without her.

I just want her to stay cold all the time
so we prolong her life.

I tell her to not put her heater on.
I want her to stay in the cold.

In my head, it prolongs her life.

Like, if you lose a finger,
you throw it on ice,

and you go to the hospital,
and you sew it back on.

I'm just gonna put my mom on ice.

You have to visualize yourself
as this really healthy, happy person.

I want you to quit worrying about it.
KRIS: Okay.

I wish I could...
KIM: Are you emotional

'cause Kourtney's finally getting married?

[chuckles] Oh my god.

KHLOÉ: I get that she's upset
about getting older,

but listen, MJ is still here.

She's had cancer a couple times
and she's truckin' along.

We're good, we got this.
These women are fighters.

My mom's not going anywhere.

Well, since you're going in,
is there anything else you wanna do?

- KHLOÉ: That's what I said.
- Well, yeah,

but I don't think they'll do it
at the same time.

Love to have my boobs redone.
I mean, who wouldn't?

Once you're in there,
have everyone line up.

- I would try.
- It's like a NASCAR cockpit

or whatever it's called.

- Go ahead.
- Pit stop. A pit stop.

- Oh, a pit stop.
- It's a pit stop.

- What's a cockpit? Nothing?
- KRIS: The tires, the wheels...

- The cockpit is in the car.
- Is that a thing?

- No, there's no cockpit.
- Yeah, it's the cockpit.

It's where the pilots sit on the plane.

A cockpit.

And sometimes, a stewardess.
[all chuckling]

Mom.

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Go, yeah, go ♪

♪ Team me ♪

♪ Yup, hashtag all-star ♪

♪ Pretty girl in the fresh ♪

FAI KHADRA: There it is.
KENDALL: It's pretty freaking cute.

FAI: Yeah.

♪ It don't matter if you're
purple, pink, or white ♪

♪ Team me ♪

KENDALL: This so cool.
FAI: This is like a family home.

KENDALL: It is.
FAI: Like, you know, it's, like, so...

With a couple kids, make it super cozy.

KENDALL: It's really cute
from the outside at least.

Fai and I are still looking for a house.

We haven't found anything
completely perfect yet.

[greeting each other]
FAI: What's up? How are you?

KENDALL: So, we're still looking.

We especially want
our first project to be just perfect,

so, um, we wanna get it right.

So, what happened?

Uh, all right, so this is,
uh, completely gutted.

KENDALL:
And then, from what you told me, Fai,

gutted it and then was like,
"I don't know anymore."

FAI: Yeah.
KENDALL: Right?

I mean, when I walk into a house,

my wheels just kind of start turning

and I'm always like,
"I could do this, or I would do that."

- Maybe do the kitchen here.
- But even, like, taking this wall out.

- Yeah, take this whole wall out.
- Open it all up.

And you could push
this door back to here

so that you get a little more space.

As a model, I still don't have much say
in anything creative really.

That has brought me to wanting to start
this journey of, like, house flipping.

- I think this would probably need six...
- I'd say six to 12 months.

Six to 12 to do, like, an amazing job.

I found that I really do
want to be my own boss,

and have my own ideas and execute them.

I just feel like it's a new me.

- FAI: It needs a lotta work.
- It needs a lot,

but that's, like, kinda
the fun part about it.

Like, this would be really fun for sure.

- Thank you so much.
- Yeah, you're welcome.

It's obviously just a really big start.

- It's ambitious for sure.
- It's, It's definitely very ambitious,

but I also think we need to go
to, like, smaller spots, too.

I've learned so much more than I ever
knew there was to learn about real estate.

You know, it's a lot, emphasis on a lot.

And then it's overwhelming.

Maybe something smaller, you know...

- As a starting point.
- Starting point.

KENDALL: I love that we're
on the same page about that, too.

♪ It's a feelin', ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

Oh, okay.

Terrific.

So, put those things away
'cause I'm gonna give Martha a tour.

I'm just gonna act really casual.

Hey, Martha. What's up?

♪

She's gonna think I'm crazy.

Hello, there.
MARTHA STEWART: Hi.

How are you guys?

Guess who's coming over for lunch today?!

Martha [bleep] Stewart.

Can you guys believe it?!

I am probably
Martha Stewart's biggest fan,

which is a little scary... for Martha.

Not for me.

Look how cute you look!

- Hi, welcome.
- MARTHA: Oh, thank you.

- KEVIN SHARKEY: Hi, I'm Kevin.
- This is Kevin Sharkey.

- KEVIN: How are you?
- Hi. Hi, Kevin.

Khloe's gonna be
so surprised that you're here.

MARTHA: That's so good.
KRIS: Come on in.

Martha Stewart's coming for lunch today

because I am surprising Khloé
with a housewarming gift.

I want to buy her a peacock.

I just wanted to get Khloé's mind off
everything she's going through.

And I brought you
pictures of my peacocks.

- Oh my god.
- As I understand, these are all in here.

I'm so excited.

When Khloé had her first house,
she had a peacock named Petey.

So, I heard that
Martha Stewart raised peacocks

and I'm very, very excited to talk
to Martha about anything,

but especially peacocks.

So, this is living room.

MARTHA: Oh, look all the...

- Oh, all the family photos.
- Oh my gosh.

That's elevator, closet,
like, a massage room...

And an exit stair.

- And this is my closet.
- Oh my gosh. It's so great.

A few Hermès bags.

- What a beautiful room.
- Isn't this a great room?

- Yes.
- My daughter Kendall loves this room.

MARTHA: Oh, look at this. Oh, wow!
KRIS: And then this is the glam room.

Every one of us has
this room at our house

'cause this is where
we spend all of our time.

MARTHA:
I have to look and see what I look like.

- KRIS: Look how pretty you look.
- Do I look nice in this nice light?

KRIS: Yeah, that's beautiful.

I have had the worst week
because I tore my labrum

on my right side,
Hip replacement.

- And they said hip replacement.
- I did that.

- You did?
- I did that 15 years ago.

A hip replacement?

- Right here.
- Stop.

Do it.

- Don't be afraid.
- I'm, I'm not... I'm just so scared.

Like, cry scared.

Like, I start thinking about it
and I get, like, freaked out.

- But, um...
- Don't be scared.

She looks so fabulous.

She gets around like nobody's business,

so it makes me feel like
there's nothing to be afraid of.

You know what I mean?

All right, five minutes for Khloé, right?

Okay.

- Oh, that is gorgeous.
- These are my, These are my beauties.

That's one of my blues.

- Look at this one.
- But they're loud you said.

- I love the noise that...
- I talk to them myself.

[squawks] Like that. Really loud, though.
[all laughing]

That's the noise I made
when I tore my labrum.

[chuckles]

♪

We have to figure out how
to surprise Khloé when she walks in

because I told Khloé this was
gonna be the chef's second day

- and she had to come over for lunch today.
- Oh, that's good.

- And taste the food.
- How 'bout if I say I'm the sous chef?

I'll go, "Khloé, go meet the chef,"

- and you'll be standing there.
- Okay!

[both laughing]

- She's going to die.
- Okay, that'll be fun.

She's gonna be so excited.

Yeah?

- Okay, come on. Quick. Follow me.
- Okay, okay.

- Okay. Oh my god. Okay.
- MARTHA: I-Is she on her way?

KRIS: In there. Sh-She'll be here...
MARTHA: Okay.

In two seconds.

That's security saying she just...
[knocks on door]

Oh, [bleep].

Here she is.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Come on in.

What's happening? You look cute.

So, look what the new chef did.

- Isn't this beautiful?
- Oh my gosh.

- Aren't those great?
- I want you to meet her, though.

- Gotta meet the chef.
- Who?

- Oh.
- My new chef.

- Oh my...
- Her name is Hillary.

Clinton?

- [laughs] No. I wish.
- Oh.

- You go in.
- Why?

- Don't... What's really in there?
- Nothing.

Okay.

Hi.

KRIS: This is Hillary.

KHLOÉ: Hi, I'm Khloé... Hi! Oh my god.

Do you want any branzino
with your salad or...

Oh, yeah, I love branzino.

- Just supposed to introduce myself?
- KRIS: Yes.

Oh, good. That sounds good.

Hi.

- This is Hillary.
- Hi, I'm Khloé. Oh my god!

- Oh, I'm the new sous chef.
- This is the new sous chef!

- I'm Khloé. Nice to meet you.
- MARTHA: [laughs] How are you?

- You're surprised!
- Oh my god.

I didn't know what was in here
'cause she's a good pranker.

I just don't know how Martha Stewart
is at my mom's house.

Like, what is happening?
What universe do we live in?

- Let's go sit down and have lunch.
- MARTHA: Okay, good.

We look forward to lunch.
KRIS: Thank you for the surprise, Martha.

I love Martha Stewart.

I love entertaining, I love organization,
I love animals, I love flowers,

I love all those things.

I also love that Martha is not a snitch
and it's, like, my kinda gal.

I don't read and watch all this stuff,
so do you have a husband?

- KHLOÉ: I don't, I don't.
- Oh, okay.

I just broke up
with my daughter's dad...

- Oh.
- ...a little bit ago.

He had a baby with someone else
while we were together.

- Oh, that's not nice.
- We had to kick him out.

- KRIS: It's not nice.
- It's not nice.

That is not nice.

- It's... It was very naughty.
- For god's sake.

- That's not nice.
- KRIS: He was a very naughty boy.

KHLOÉ: Very naughty.

So

One of the reasons why
I started reaching out to Martha

was because I had seen
Martha on The Ellen Show

and she was talking about her peacocks.
KHLOÉ: Okay.

[chuckling]

Okay.

- So, I remember Petey and...
- No, you didn't, but go on.

- Oh, you did, sorry.
- I did.

- Okay.
- It's my story.

- Got it. Let me listen.
- So,

I wanna buy you,
for a housewarming gift, a peacock.

I have never said
I wanted a peacock before.

My daughter doesn't like dogs.
I'm working on a dog.

Do you think my daughter is gonna want
a life-size bird chasing her around?

She won't even be around a puppy.

Absolutely not.

- These are the peacocks.
- Oh my gosh. You guys are really serious.

- This is so funny. Wow.
- See how pretty?

KHLOÉ: He's beautiful.

- MARTHA: So, you can show these to your daughter.
- Oh my gosh, thank you.

My mom's crazy.

You want a peacock,
but you don't really want a peacock,

so you're gonna make it be on my property,

but when you have a dinner party,

you're gonna usher
the peacock to your house.

I guarantee you.

KRIS: Come on, Martha.

- Got it.
- I love it.

KHLOÉ: It was nice meeting you.
KRIS: Oh my god.

♪ "WOW!" by Bubble Club! Playing ♪

♪ Life's a party ♪

♪ And I'm the music ♪

♪ I'm 'bout to get it ♪

♪ I'm 'bout to do this ♪

♪ Hands in the air ♪

♪ Stop and stare ♪

♪ I got that magic ♪

♪ Let's go get at it ♪

♪ I got that somethin',
I got that somethin' ♪

♪ You never seen ♪

KRIS: Today we're sh**ting
the cover of Variety,

which is really exciting,

and we're doing it because
our new show on Hulu is coming out.

KOURTNEY: Hey, Khlo.

Hi!

It's gonna be a really great piece.

- You look fabulous.
- Hey. Thank you.

- Hi. You look so good.
- Just something I had in my closet.

My hip surgery is
right around the corner,

so this Variety sh**t
is a great distraction.

♪ I got that somethin',
I got that somethin' ♪

♪ You never seen ♪

- KHLOÉ: Mom, we're starting.
- Okay, let's go. Let's do it.

PERSON 1: Talent on set.
PERSON 2: Ready?

ELIZABETH WAGMEISTER: Hi, I'm Elizabeth.
I'll be doing the interview.

Nice to meet you guys.

DIRECTOR: Quiet on set, please!

PERSON:
Kardashians for Variety.

Okay.

What have you learned from each other

about how to be a good businesswoman?

Well, I think we've learned a lot from...

Kim kind of paved the way
in showing us how to

navigate social media.

- And, like, my mom's thing is always...
- And you would think it would be.

"Never take no for an answer."

And I think that's, like,
in us, in all of us.

Well, if someone's telling you no,
you're asking the wrong person.

- Yep.
- That's right. You go, Khloé.

What would be your advice
for women in business?

You just have to do what
you're actually passionate about.

It's not easy regardless of how it looks

and I think people see things,
because of social media,

that they think just comes easy to people.

And it doesn't, especially if you
want something long-term,

um, and you... so you have to have
that passion and that desire

and then that will feed you
to keep going every single day.

'Cause if you love it, you're always
gonna wanna nurture it and just continue.

I have the best advice
for women in business.

Get your [bleep] ass up and work.

Success is never easy,

so you just... if you put in the work,
you will see results.

ELIZABETH: That brings up a good point

'cause I'm sure you are
all so sick of hearing this,

but you still see commentary,
which I think is ridiculous,

when people say, "The Kardashians,
they're famous for being famous."

I think that that has changed a lot
over the last few years, that perception.

We focus on the positive.

We work our asses off,

and lucky us,
we don't have to sing, dance,

and do, you know...
We, we get to...

- KOURTNEY: I think that all the time.
- ...just live our lives

[Kris laughs]
and, hey, we made it.

KRIS:
I don't know why this question got started

about how much talent we have.

Would they ask Jeff Bezos that?

"Uh, can you dance, can you sing?"

Well, we have some amazing businesses
that became super successful

and we enjoy being together as a family
and working on those companies

and that's our superpower.

Not too shabby.

ELIZABETH: Beautiful. Thanks, ladies.

[indistinct chatter]

♪

PERSON 1:
Can we turn it a little bit this way?

KRIS: Do we like that?

PERSON 1: Yeah.
PERSON 2: We love that.

[camera shutter]
♪ Three, two, one ♪

♪ I bring the boom ♪

♪ I bring the boom ♪

♪ Yeah, I bring the boom, boom,
boom, boom, boom, boom ♪

♪ I bring the boom, boom,
boom, boom, boom, boom ♪

♪ I bring the boom ♪

What's up, beautiful? How you doin'?

- I'm good.
- Where you going? You look very nice.

I'm trying to take Khloé
to the peacock farm.

Oh, exciting
and let her know I will help.

- With what?
- I don't know.

- Takin' care of 'em.
- You're gonna pick up peacock crap?

So, I'm just bein' a team player.

KHLOÉ: Hello?
KRIS: Oh, there she is. Hi.

- Hi. Hi, guys.
- KRIS: You ready?

All right, we're out.

Okay... this'll be interesting.

[chuckles] Didn't think this through.

[chuckles] I need a ladder
to get in the car.

Ah, much better... Thanks, guys.

I need a ladder 'cause I couldn't
get in the car with my hip.

- Of course.
- Isn't that silly?

- No.
- It's what it's come to, Khloé.

I had to get a special toilet seat.

- How crazy?
- Yeah.

Like, I'm buying walkers,

- canes, and toilets.
- Mom, it's just temporary.

I went to the eye doctor
the other day to get an eye exam.

Then he says,
"Well, what you've got going on here

is your eyelids on both eyes
are getting a bit heavy."

- Yeah.
- And I said,

"This is the best day of my life."

I said, "Are you trying to tell me
that I need my eyes done?"

And he goes, "Well, yeah."

- Nice.
- So, I think I'll see if he could squeeze me in

and then I can get ready
for... Kourtney's wedding.

- Nice, yeah.
- You should do all that before.

Right? Do you realize that
when Kim got married,

- I had my, like, little doo done.
- Yeah?

It's like I'm always getting dolled up
for somebody's wedding

- every 10 years. Once a decade.
- I'm not mad at you. I love that.

Well, Kim is more than once a decade.

- Oh, that's true.
- Yeah.

But you know what I mean.

It's kinda fun. I'm excited.
Are you excited about the wedding?

I'm excited. I don't know anything.

Like, she wants to do it herself
and that's great.

Oh my god, I can't wait to see
how they kiss at the altar.

Oh my god.

Oh my gosh, they're gonna be so cute.

KRIS: My hip has been k*lling me
and I have my surgery coming up,

but I have so much to be grateful for

because I get to spend the whole day
one-on-one with Khloé

and my oldest daughter, Kourtney,
is getting married.

"Good morning, Martha!

"I wanted to show you
some pictures of Khloé's pantry.

Isn't it fabulous?"

Oh my goodness.

What I just thought was interesting was

when Martha said you have
to get two peacocks.

- Oh...
- And I was like,

"They come in a pack?"

- Like... it's a tribe?
- Um, you know they make

high screeching noises every morning,
they're louder than roosters.

- Did yours make a noise when you had it?
- It wasn't my real peacock.

- It was...
- It was a peacock on your property.

- That's a real peacock, honey.
- But it...

- I got news for ya.
- You're, you're not listening.

- Okay.
- It wasn't mine. I didn't buy it.

It was a wild peacock that would come in
and then they would fly away.

Well, have an open mind
until we get there.

Are you gonna clean up the sh*t?

Corey said he would.

♪ Classical music playing ♪

Oh, look at the peacocks! Khloé.

Hi.

- How are you? I'm Kris.
- Good, I'm Javier. Nice to meet you guys.

Hi, Javier.

Ah, these birds are incredible.

- Hi, how are you? Nice to see you.
- This is Khloé.

Oh, thank you.

Wow, those are beautiful.
KRIS: Aren't they gorgeous?

What kinda noises do they make?

JAVIER: Oh, they make like a...
I really like the noise, you know,

especially in the evenings...
KHLOÉ: Uh-huh.

They make like a...

[Kris squawking]
Yeah, there you go.

- Can you make the noise?
- If you, If you guys wanna come around,

- you guys can see...
- Yeah, like, pretend

like you're a peacock.
JAVIER: A peacock...

Like, make the biggest peacock
noise you can make. JAVIER: Noise.

[squawks] Like that.
[Kris squawking]

That's right.

See, you do it better than me.
KHLOÉ: Yeah, you did a great job.

So, do you recommend people,
when they wanna buy one,

that they should buy more than one?

- Actually, it'd be nice.
- You know, maybe you can do a pair.

You know, you can do
a boy and a girl, you know?

Mm-hm, but then they'll have babies.

- Yeah, I don't know if you really want that.
- Yeah.

- But...
- I've been down that road with kids.

- Yeah. [Chuckles]
- You know what I mean?

You have one and then,
all of a sudden, you have six.

- JAVIER: Yeah.
- It's, like, half a dozen.

Yeah, I get it.

You could go on your walks in the morning
and take your peacock with you.

JAVIER: [inaudible] And then, and then...
KHLOÉ: Come on.

- Come on. Oh. Oh.
- KHLOÉ: Come on... [screams]

KRIS: sh*t.
KHLOÉ: Oh, sh*t.

KRIS: [chuckles] Khloé.

Khloé, you lost the peacock
on the first day!

- It's in a tree! Are you okay?
- Oh my god. I'm so sorry.

- I'm so sorry.
- No, I feel so bad.

JAVIER: Like, yeah, you okay.
KHLOÉ: I got scared.

- He doesn't like you, Khloé.
- [laughs]

I am so sorry.

I think I just [bleep] lost his bird.

- Oh my god.
- Oh my god. Do you think he'll come back?

[peacocks squawking]

I lost a peacock,
but it wasn't really my fault.

- I'm so sorry.
- Nah, you're okay. No worries.

[Kris squawks]

KHLOÉ: Oh my god.
I'm so sorry I lost your bird.

[softly]
I'm not getting any of these animals.

You were the one that wanted this.
I have no idea where this came from.

- Because you had a...
- I was trying to think of some...

No, you just wanted a reason to have
Martha Stewart over for lunch.

None of this made sense to me at all.
I've never once talked about a big bird.

I don't like birds in general.

- What do you like?
- Small, fluffy animals.

I love dogs, I love that baby goat.

I like a, a little miniature pony,
little fluffy things.

You think I want somethin'
that's gonna peck me to death?

That thing's as big as,
like, [bleep] Corey.

We are clearly not ready
to get a peacock today.

I don't even think they would
let us take one home.

Thank you so much. Appreciate it.

- Sorry about the bird.
- Thank you.

- JAVIER: Ah, no worries. It's okay.
- Yeah, sorry.

Always I do some dumb sh*t.

- Oh, here's your ladder.
- Oh, thank you.

- I just wanna die.
- I feel so bad I did that.

You didn't do that on purpose.

No, but that's, like,
his [bleep], like, exotic animal.

- Where'd it go?
- It's up in the tree.

No, it's gone. [Squawks]

♪

♪ I got a taste
for the finer things in life ♪

♪ I play to win,
I'm gonna take what's mine ♪

♪ Don't you mess around with me ♪

- SCOTT DISICK: Kenny!
- Hey.

Car central up in here.

What's shakin', big daddy?

- It's shakin'.
- I love ya. How you doin'?

I'm good.

Scott has been flipping
homes for some years,

so I thought, why not ask
someone who's been doing this

and learn about the name
of the game a little bit, so.

I more so want to flip.

Like, I don't wanna start

- from scratch right now.
- So, you wanna refurb?

Yeah.

The best line I could say would be

grossest-lookin' house in the best area.

Right, exactly.

- That's, like, exactly what...
- You know that.

...the, like, baseline is.

Here's the only thing.

Gotta remember you have to basically

- be your own general contractor basically.
- Yes.

Instead of letting somebody
sub out everything.

- Yeah.
- And then tell you he did everything.

You could also pay to have a foreman

- and it's well worth it.
- Yeah.

So, there's weird little areas,

but the fact that you love it... is huge.

I'm excited.

You know, you and I, like, you know,

- we love, like, just interior, and, like...
- Yeah, of course.

Homes, and, like, when I,
when I redid my current house,

- like four years ago or whatever it was...
- Uh-huh.

I remember me and my mom talking,
like, when I was doing it

and she's like,
"Kendall, I see a sparkle in your eye.

Like, I feel like this is,
like, what you want to do."

And I was like,
"Yeah, I just don't... It's like...

- Right. I'm a little busy...
- It doesn't make sense right now."

- ...when I'm on a plane 99% of the time.
- Right... Yeah.

Obviously, it's gonna come with challenges

as homes and building usually does,
but I still wanna do it.

And my top priority right now
is just the businesswoman side of me.

I feel very empowered by it.

We'll see if we can find
the right project,

but it brings me joy,
so I'm excited more than anything.

So, I know that we've,
like, done our extremes.

- We jumped out of an airplane together.
- Oh!

- We've gone offroading together.
- We're goin' here. Yes.

We've done, like,
pretty crazy stuff together.

- Yes.
- Would you go to space?

No.

The only reason I say is 'cause
next week Pete is going to space.

- Next week he's going?
- Yeah.

No, I could not go to space.

You're not landing
in Mars and having lunch.

I understand.

I don't know

with the type of anxiety
that I suffer from,

I could barely fly
in a plane at this point.

- Like, I don't like flying in general.
- Right.

Sitting in a rocket like this.

- Straight up, like...
- And then, like, sh**ting off.

- I don't know that that's, like, my vibe.
- ...at the gyno just like,

"I'm here to check my vag,

- but I'm goin' straight to space."
- No, I, like, could not.

I don't know if I could.

I wish I had the balls to go to space.

I think I would vomit.

I also love oxygen.

Like, I just took a deep breath
and I was like,

I just don't know that I could do that
so nicely up there, you know?

I really love Earth.
I love her. She's dope.

- It's too much.
- It's too much for me.

Like, I'm happy here.
You know what I mean?

- Like, I'm cool being right here.
- Yeah. Yeah.

♪ "Go Hard" by Van a core Music playing ♪

♪ Everybody go hard ♪

♪ Everybody go hard, all right ♪

♪ Yeah, we 'bout to pop off ♪

- Hi.
- KRIS [on phone]: Hi, honey.

How are you doin'?

I don't know.

I'm assuming you saw all of the backlash

on the Variety interview.
KRIS: Yeah, I just wanted to see

where your head's at right now.

KIM: I'm, like, mortified.

I don't know what to do
'cause I obviously...

It's all my fault because, you know...

KRIS: It's not your fault, sweetie.

People misunderstood
where you were coming from.

KIM: Thank you.
I love you and I appreciate that.

Just recently, I got a lotta backlash
from my Variety article.

Kim Kardashian has sparked outrage,
among some people,

after offering women career advice

during a recent interview
with Variety magazine.

Here's what she said.

I have the best advice
for women in business.

Get your [bleep] ass up and work.

When I made that statement,

it wasn't a blanket statement
towards all women.

Like, as if I didn't think women work hard
or respect the work that they do

because I see it every single day.

The most important people in my life
that have shaped my life,

and shaped my career,
and help me get to where I've...

I am today, all are women.

So, I hated that that got...
misunderstood.

And for that, I'm so sorry.

I mean, maybe I should make a statement

and, like, clarify what I meant
before it gets worse.

KRIS [on phone]:
Okay, well, let's sleep on it

and decide if you wanna respond.

KIM: Okay.

KRIS: I love you.

KIM: Bye, love you.
KRIS: Bye, honey.

How do you feel? You seem very...

- Tense? I just feel like...
- Yeah.

There's so much going on.

- What can I help you with?
- Nothing.

- It's like, no... It's like...
- Never ends.

It never ends. Will it end?

- No, it won't end until...
- don't even wanna say, 'til we end.

It will never end, babe...
but guess what?

We're built for this.

- I don't know if I am anymore.
- You are... Mind over matter.

You got this.
It's all noise. None of it's real.

♪ Push to the limit ♪

♪ Yeah, everything I do, I'm winnin' ♪

♪ Yeah, push to the limit ♪

♪ Yeah, get it, get it, get it, get it ♪

♪ I'm have you run a mission ♪

♪ I'm 'bout to go the distance ♪

♪ I'm gonna change the game ♪

♪ And no, I don't need your permission ♪

KIM: There's paparazzi?
Do you have to go outside?

PERSON: Yes.
KIM: 'Kay, can you just cover us?

Pax, I'm gonna walk right behind you.
Stay right there... Yep.

♪

KHLOÉ: Thank you.

Hi, redhead.

- You blend in with the, with the seats.
- Who the [bleep] knew this was here?

It's so nice.

KIM: Ooh, what are you drinking?

Is there a fruity one?
KENDALL: This is fruity.

- Kendall... You're so beautiful.
- Can I try it before I... I don't...

KHLOÉ: Who knew that about you?

Like, what is this place?

It's beautiful.

Fresh vegetables from one
of our farm-to-table purveyors.

KHLOÉ: Amazing.
SERVER: There you are.

KENDALL: Thank you.
SERVER: Enjoy.

KHLOÉ: Thank you so much.
SERVER: You're very welcome.

KENDALL:
I'm goin' for this cucumber, guys.

You know I have, like, an addiction
to cucumbers these days.

I don't know what's...
KHLOÉ: Not a addiction.

- Full addiction.
- Wow.

It's a good addiction to have
if you're gonna have one.

KENDALL: Are you excited
that Pete's going to space?

What do you mean? KIM: The
flight got moved to a different date,

so there's, like,
scheduling conflicts with his movie.

- KHLOÉ: Aw.
- So, Pete Davidson is

not going to space after all,

at least not during
Blue Origin's next trip.

[bird tweets]
REPORTER: Davidson is no longer

able to make the trip.

Blue Origin says it's going to be
naming his replacement soon.

It sucks.

I'm sure there's nothing more
than Pete would love to get off

of this planet right now

and would love to go to space
to get away from everyone.

I mean, we're just filming our real lives.

Sometimes it's not,
like, the perfect ending.

So, I don't know.

Whatever's meant to be, will be.

- I just feel bad. Of how to say no.
- Yeah.

- You know what I mean?
- Everything happens for a reason.

KENDALL: Well, I'm sorry.
KIM: I feel bad for him.

I just... I'm usually so together,

and I'm just been...

KHLOÉ: Yeah, you're really
not together right now.

- I'm together. I'm just tested.
- KHLOÉ: Good girl.

KIM: There's just been so much going on
because of that Variety interview.

- Mm-hm.
- And it's, like, I said what I said

about people working.

Do I believe in that? Yes.

I believe that you have
to work hard in order to do that.

But I was just so blindsided
by how angry people got.

Do I believe in that? Yes.

I believe that you have
to work hard in order to do that,

but enough people were triggered,
so I wanna be, like... responsible

- and understand why people...
- Totally, but you can't...

...feel the way that they do

and I do understand that.
KHLOÉ: I know you understand that...

That, like, a lotta people weren't
given the same opportunities...

Oh my gosh, of course.

We've had crazy great opportunities,
but also, you did work.

No matter what her answer would've been,

people would crucify her regardless

because they're always gonna say,
"Well, what do you know?

You were born
with a silver spoon in your mouth."

But it's frustrating when the world
doesn't wanna see you for who you are

and they want to always make
whatever you say a personal att*ck,

and you don't have empathy
or compassion for other people.

So, it's the right message,
the wrong messenger.

But I also feel like if people
understood that, like,

yeah, we were... we grew up privileged,

but people don't know the story of like...
KENDALL: Yeah.

...y-your dad and, and mom,

like, having to, like,
sell their house in Hidden Hills

because they couldn't afford it

and they had to move
to an apartment.

And mom really started her career
and making money at 50.

So, it's like growing up
and seeing her hustle

and seeing her get up
every day with all these kids,

six of hers that she had to take care of.

I saw her work her ass off
and figure it out,

get her agent's license,
get a manager license

to figure out how to, like,
represent your dad.

And that really inspired me to work.

I think people would assume that
I got everything handed to me

being on a TV show.

But being on a reality show,

let alone a reality show
girl with a sex tape,

does not open doors.

And so, I always felt like I had
to work extra hard and harder

to be taken seriously
and for people to forget about my past.

It's gotten completely out of control.

All the, like, false narratives

- that people believe in and it's exhausting.
- And I'm just like...

- Like...
- It's exhausting.

- Today, I'm just exhausted.
- It's like... It, it... Yeah.

- Yeah.
- And then it, like, goes into the whole,

you know, situation that
you're dealing with of, like...

Oh, Kanye posted, "I can't see
the kids," - someone that was close...

KIM: And I'm like,
"You were here this morning.

Stop with this narrative."
KENDALL: Yeah.

- I can't take it anymore.
- But that's what I'm saying...

But then I don't wanna go
back and forth on the internet.

It's all gas lighting.

All of it is whatever

- narrative everyone wants to believe.
- Common theme. Common theme.

We should buy them all
lighters for Christmas

and say this is 'cause
you gaslight everyone.

- We'll buy the oil.
- Yeah, like, the old thing.

That's actually gonna be
my Christmas gift.

- I have a whole list to give it to.
- Okay... I'll, I'll send the lighter,

- you send the lamp.
- Okay.

♪

KRIS: Hi.
RECEPTIONIST: Hi.

KRIS: Good morning.

You guys are up bright and early.
RECEPTIONIST: Yes, bright and early.

KRIS: Bright and early.
RECEPTIONIST: Yes.

KIM: Hi.
NURSE: Hi. Nice to meet you.

KIM: Nice to meet you.

[person laughing]
[indistinct chatter]

KIM: Hi, how are you?
DR. SNIBBE: Hi, how are you?

- KIM: Nice to see you.
- Jason Snibbe.

- KIM: Hi, I'm Kim.
- Nice to meet ya, Kim.

- How are ya?
- Nice to meet you. I'm good.

Pleasure.

- KRIS: There he is. The man of the hour.
- Hi.

How are you? Nice to see you.

KRIS: Nice to see you.

I typically have a tradition
where I thr*aten the doctors

working on my family members
with their lives, so.

Okay, that's fine. [Laughs]

- I'll treat her like she's my own mom.
- She has to wake up.

She will, she will.

Going under always makes me
feel nervous in general.

It's a big major surgery
and I'm so blessed

to have Kim by my side always.

- Good.
- 'Kay.

- See ya soon, okay?
- Thank you.

- All right, good. See ya soon.
- Yep, you're welcome.

Thank you.

She's always making me
feel like she's got my back,

she's there to protect me,
and that she's in charge.

And for that, I love you, Kim.

♪

♪ I can feel it ♪

♪ When the shadow ♪

- You ready?
- ERIC SHMIDT: Yeah, what do you think?

Yeah?
KRIS: Yeah.

- You'll be just ni...
- Just nice and comfortable.

KIM: 'Kay.

ERIC:
Okay, can I give you a little something?

- Sure.
- ERIC: Yeah?

Okay, so...
KIM: Oh, the best part.

ERIC: Okay.
KRIS: Kim's always here for the best part.

You're gonna be perfect.

You're gonna come home,
and run and babysit all my kids.

You did your face, this is nothing.

Anything here below, you got it.

- Do you remember who I am?
- Yeah.

- Pajama party.
- Pajama, um,

KIM: [chuckles] Okay.
A pajama party for Christmas.

It's my thoughts exactly
at a time like this.

[Kim chuckles]

[Corey mumbles]

♪ Its a madness ♪

ERIC: Doing okay?
KRIS: Yeah.

So I'm gonna tell you everything
that's gonna happen.

No surprises.

Make sure you're nice
and comfortable, okay?

KIM: Next on The Kardashians...

It's always scary going into surgery.
[buzzing]

Don't be nervous.

COREY: I'm all right.

KENDALL:
I have to go to Vegas for 818 on Saturday,

- so why don't you just come?
- [bleep] pop in.

Party plane postpartum.

- We need to get away.
- We've had a very stressful few weeks.

I've just been in a funk recently

and it's hard for me
to get out of that funk.

We're in Miami, bitch!

Kimberly, I will [bleep]...
I am editing-

KHLOÉ: [bleep] your own tits in a second.

Bitch, you'll thank me later.

KHLOÉ: Get your [bleep] ass up.

I am gonna party like it's 2009
and I am takin' Miami back.

REPORTER 1: Kourtney Kardashian
and Travis Barker are married.

REPORTER 2:
The lovebirds got hitched in Sin City.

Well, guess what?

♪ Rock music playing ♪

[vocalizing]

♪ You better watch out, watch out ♪

♪ You better watch out ♪

♪ Watch out for me ♪

♪ You better watch out, watch out ♪

♪ You better watch out for me ♪

[North giggles]

Get outta here.

Gotta get outta here, girl.
[North giggles]

Honey, you gotta move over.

I gotta do my inter...
No, not closer. That way.

You wanna take up...
No, all the way out of camera.

I am so excited...
PERSON: Nope, nope, nope. [Laughs]

- We're so close, North.
- Okay, last one.

No, no. I want to be...

I know, but we can't
do a joint interview.

- Why?
- All right, guys, hi.

It's me and North.

And we're here to... She's here to tell you

how much she loves me.

[Kim chuckles]

[bell dings]