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So I could teach her to swim.
Yeah.
The big 10 point guard can't swim.
Kim, you are the
only single one.
Yeah.
This is Kim's new
bodyguard.
We have to work
professionally.
Someone who wanted to
get set up with you.
He plays football.
I don't want to date
another football player.
Who cares?
Miles Austin.
My wish would be to
get the hell away from
her family.
Kourt, are you moving
to New York?
She's going
to leave us.
If we're together,
you don't text other
Whores!
This feels really good.
I don't want my wife
fooling around with some
young kid!
Kris I just
feel like everything happens
for a reason.
We've never seen you
and dad fight like that.
I'm just sick and
tired of all of this!
for dinner.
I'm just gonna make Kendall's
favorite pasta if nobody else
has a vote.
It's not my favorite
pasta anymore.
You make it every single
night, ma.
Okay, well, I don't
make it every night.
You actually do make
the same food every
single night.
Okay, now nobody gets a
vote because I'm tired of the
bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.
May I have your
attention?
What?
As some of you may
know, a few weeks ago...
You won a gold medal.
No. My wedding ring
broke.
What?!
It did?
I've never had my
wedding ring off in 19 and a
half years.
I got the ring back.
I think what we should do is we
should have a little ceremony,
renew our vows.
Come on in here, honey.
I just Up
the cake, so just hang on,
Romeo.
What an annoying
woman.
Are you sure you want
to get remarried right now?
Okay, let's do this.
I gotta make pasta.
All right, stand
right here.
Hold Mason.
He's my best man.
He holds the ring.
Kim, don't do that!
Come on, honey.
I'm wearing white.
She's wearing white.
I have gathered you
all here today for this joyous
occasion.
I, with this ring...
I, with this ring...
...Promise to love
you...
...Promise to love
you...
...Be kind to you...
...Be kind to you...
...Always have
sex with you.
Kris ...Always
have sex with you.
Please say, "I do."
I do.
Yay!
You have to kiss
first.
I don't think he
can lift her.
This is all awkward.
You weren't this
heavy before.
This is weird.
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He wants a boob, honey.
You don't have a boob, okay?
hi, how are
you?
What are ya doin'?
Mom, one time we
were fighting about Scott, and
she was like saying that
that's how Scott talks.
Scott doesn't talk
like that.
Kris he's
a gangsta.
Scott doesn't have
an accent, but he has a
high-pitched voice.
Kris no,
he has an accent.
And he wants a piece of pizza.
Ever since Scott
and I got back from Miami, we
probably see each other every
couple days.
I think it's important that
Scott sees Mason whenever
he wants.
Scott has definitely been making
some great steps towards
bettering himself.
He's been sober since Miami.
Hi, Buddy.
I'm also selling my
condo right now, and I've
decided that it's best that I
live with Khloe for now, where
Rob's there, Khloe's there,
lamar's there.
There's plenty of extra hands to
help me out with Mason.
I've given Scott so
many chances.
I used to live with Scott.
It's all, but he's always,
"I'm trying,
I'm trying."
It's always that.
I'm over it.
Like you know what?
It's-- people have their limits.
Scott has messed up
consistently.
Literally, it's like
a merry-go-round.
It happens every
four to six months.
Can I get you to shut
your Up?
So if anyone thinks
that I'm being a little harsh, a
little aggressive, please spend
a day in my shoes, and maybe
you'll feel the exact same way.
We're supposed to
accept who he is and these
outbursts and things that
happen.
And then it's our turn to have
a moment, he gets to walk away.
I mean, why are we supposed
to put up with it and not
walk away?
In the big picture,
when you are dating somebody,
it's as good as the relationship
will ever get.
Ever.
Ever.
You get married to him, it's
only gonna make it more
difficult 'cause now you got a
contract.
This is so beautiful.
This is like we're in Italy,
honey.
It is like in Italy.
It's gorgeous.
Come in!
Hey, Kim, this is
absolutely gorgeous!
Thank you!
Do you love it?
This is amazing!
So a lot has gone on
in the past month or so
since Miami.
Reggie and I broke up.
And at first it was really
tough living your life so
public, seeing your relationship
play out in all the tabloids.
But now I am over it.
I'm single and I am absolutely
loving life.
Since I'm not in a
relationship, the one thing I've
just been diving into and
obsessed with right now is my
new house.
Hey, the maceman
is here.
What's happening, Buddy?
Kim, this looks so
amazing.
It's kind of like
my relationship.
All my clutches will go there.
Oh, my God,
I love the chandelier!
I'm like nurturing it
and spending a lot of time there
and just making sure that
everything is perfect.
Masey, look what you
left at home!
Mr. Roberto...
It's my new boyfriend.
This house is
stunning.
You guys need to get out
of here.
This room is just to look at,
not to sit in.
Let's check the
backyard out before we get in
trouble for sitting on
the furniture.
All right, let's go.
There's the path.
Yeah.
This is fantastic.
Do you guys have to wear
your heels and stuff on the
grass?
Actually, you should
walk on the grass with your
heels 'cause it will aerate
the lawn.
Okay, seriously, you're
getting crumbs everywhere.
Look at this!
So let's not eat
anymore in Kim's house.
This'll be fun.
Kourtney!
When my whole family
comes over, they are nothing
but obnoxious.
Fingerprints, fingerprints,
people.
Seriously, guys, paws off.
Paws off the window.
Oh, why did you
invite us over?
I want you to see it.
I said, "look, don't touch."
Hi.
Hi.
How are you?
Good. How are you?
So, basically, I wanted to go
back to what you were saying
initially in terms of your
insecurities and being thrust
into this bigger family.
Right.
While Scott and I
are kind of working on things,
we've been going to therapy
twice a week.
I don't know where our
relationship stands, but we're
both working on it.
I love Scott.
He's Mason's father, and we're
both doing our best.
How do you feel about
being part of a big family?
I mean, is that something that
is attractive to you, or is it
something that like, "get me out
of here"?
Yeah, that's not
for me.
It's not for you.
Him and my brother
used to be close.
Him and my sister Khloe used
to be close.
We used to all three
live together.
They like despise each other
now.
How do you feel
about that?
How do you deal with it?
It's like I have to
live two different scenarios.
Right, two separate
lives, in essence, with
your partner.
Right.
I'd like to know from
you, you know, what are your
expectations, what are your
needs in the relationship?
The only thing I want
is to be treated like the man
that everybody's asking of me.
Once you've broken
trust, and you start thinking in
your mind, "I want to be a
better person, I want to be
a better dad," people aren't
automatically gonna go, "oh,
Scott, that's so great!
We're so happy for you."
You know, they're gonna be
really cautious.
That becomes challenging for the
two of you.
Hey, Kim.
Hey, mom.
What are you doing?
Just organizing.
You still unpacking?
Yeah.
Do you know what I
realized when I was driving
up here?
What?
I drove by the house
that daddy and I used to
live in.
And then Bruce and I used to
live next door.
I know.
That was our first
house.
We rented that house before we--
That's why I knew that
this was like meant to be.
We have like the best memories
here.
Kim, you have to have
like a housewarming party.
I don't want anyone
over, never.
Ou have a huge,
beautiful new house.
It won't be too
beautiful after everyone comes
and messes it up.
It's a party-- with
adults.
It's not a bunch of teenagers
running around.
I know, but like I just
don't like people in my space,
you know?
Kim, I'll make it easy.
I'll do all the planning.
We'll have everybody over.
It'll be fun.
Have some fun once in a while.
Fine.
Okay, but it has to be like
normal hours.
I don't want to like piss off
my neighbors.
Kim, it's not animal
house.
Yes, it is.
All right, I'll do
a list.
I'll bring Lisa over.
I'll get the caterer.
We're having cocktails and
hors d'oeuvres, that's it.
Everybody out of here by 10:30.
Fine.
All right.
Ooh, think that's
the Gate.
Hello.
Khlo, how do I open the Gate?
For who?
Scott's here to
take us to lunch.
I'll just buzz you out
when you go out there.
Well, he was going
to come help me get out of the
house.
I do believe Scott has
a lot of negativity around him.
How do I open it?
You don't.
Just turn it off speaker.
You're mature.
And since lamar's in
the playoffs, and the last thing
he needs is negative energy.
Scott is not allowed in my
house, point-blank.
He's a negative awful person, so
yeah, I don't want him in here.
Khloe is being
extremely immature, and won't
even let Scott drive on her
driveway.
Which only burdens me.
What is Scott going to do in
here by helping me out the door?
I don't need things to make my
life any harder.
Bye, kourt.
Thanks, gem.
You're welcome.
Kourtney is so annoying.
There's red wine here.
I didn't want to have this
party, so you need to help me
clean up.
This was your bright idea.
Merry maid Kim is like
turning into a lunatic.
Why would I want
someone like that in my house?
Scott just wants to
come say good night to his son.
If you want to stay at
my house, he can't come there.
There's rules.
Okay, well, I don't
need to be living under rules.
Fine, then don't.
Bye-bye.
Hey, what are you doing?
I just hate staying
in this nasty house.
Why?
Because Khloe is so
damn immature.
She just needs to worry about
herself and lamar and like her
own life, and stop putting all
this negative energy on mine.
I'm not taking sides.
Like, yeah, Scott pisses me off
sometimes, but Scott's the
father of your child.
She's got to be understanding
and be supportive and she's not.
Mason's the number one priority.
Right, and I'm
trying to do what's best
for him.
If Scott isn't what's best for
him, I'm not going to have him
in his life.
Khloe needs to learn
that what she's doing isn't
fair, especially to her sister.
Right.
I love you.
Love you.
Good night.
Kimmy, it's me.
Kim.
Are you still unpacking?
Yes.
I've asked Bruce to come over to
help me party-proof my house
before my mom gets there,
because as soon as she gets
there, all my ideas will be
thrown out the door.
I rented these things right
here, you know, like from a
movie theater.
Go ahead.
And I want to put them
in front of like the grass
area and in front of my--
You mean like nobody
can walk on the grass?
I know I'm being way
over the top, but I need to have
some control at some point.
Voil?
Can we set up the shoe
racks?
You're actually going
to have people take their shoes
off when they come to the party?
Of course.
Ooh, we got gas.
Aw, oh, oh.
Hello?
Hey, mom.
Hey, Kim.
Wait, shoes off.
On the racks, on the racks.
Everyone is not coming
to your party in a cocktail
dress, Kim, and taking off their
shoes.
And Bruce is taking these stupid
things out to the garage.
They're not staying here while
your guests come in and have
barriers so they can't get into
your rooms.
It's rude.
I don't want people in
there.
There are sprinklers out that
side.
They're going to get mud all
over my brand-new white carpets.
Kim, you're turning
into an old Lady.
Why don't you just put plastic
on your couches?
Kim, if you're going to own a
home, you have to learn how to
entertain.
Hello?
Hey, khlo.
Where are you?
Up here.
Kim, you've got to
get ready.
You know what?
I'm totally fine.
Me and masey are just chillin'.
Hello.
I'm just hanging out at Kim's.
Yeah, that would be nice.
We'll be at Khloe's after.
Who's that?
Scott.
Scott's not coming
over.
I'm serious.
Tell him no.
All right, I'll
call you when I leave here.
It's my house.
Love you. Bye.
Why would you care if you're not
going to be there?
Because it's still my
house.
Do you not get it?
Why would I want someone like
that in my house?
I just came before the game-- I
wanted to say congrats on your
housewarming.
Have fun.
And kourt, he's just not coming
over.
So I would call him back.
That doesn't even
make sense.
Like why would that affect you
in any way?
I didn't think this
was continuously going to be
such an issue.
Just respect that I don't want
him over and don't bring him by
and try to be Shady.
If you want to stay at my house,
he can't come there.
There's rules.
Okay, well, I'm 31.
I don't need to be living under
rules.
Fine, then don't.
Bye-bye.
Have fun.
I am so upset with my
mom right now.
Here we go!
What are you doing?
Finishing packing.
Come on, Kourtney.
I'm getting out of
Khloe's house.
I don't want some
negative person in our home.
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Hi! How are you?!
So good to see you.
You look gorgeous.
So do you.
My girls are here.
I didn't do it!
I didn't do it!
Is this your beer?
No.
Crumbs, crumbs, crumbs.
There's red wine here.
Stop. Stop!
Merry maid Kim is like turning
into a lunatic.
I didn't want to have
this party, so you need to help
me clean up.
This was your bright idea.
It's embarrassing.
Man 1: I'm already getting
drunk.
Man 2: I know, man.
Kim.
What?
Rob, all of his friends
have shown up...
And he's not here.
He is at the
laker game.
Kick all of his
friends out.
I am so upset with my mom
right now.
This is exactly what I said
i didn't want.
What's going on here?
Jesse drafted you to
our team.
All you have to do is throw that
ball into any cup you want.
Okay.
Sorry, fellas!
Here we go!
I'm cleaning up, and I
notice this huge red wine stain
on my couch pillow.
I cannot handle this anymore.
I want everyone to go.
I'm just gonna lock myself in my
room because this is just too
much anxiety for me.
Kim?
Yeah?
What are you doing?
Trying to clean up.
But the party's still
going on.
I know, but my pillow's
ruined.
All right,
come here.
What?
Have a seat.
I've been watching you.
You're not enjoying yourself
one bit.
No, and I'm not going
down there anymore.
The party's over.
The party is actually
just getting started.
No, for me, it's over.
This is my dream home.
Everything about this house is
brand-new.
It's exactly what I wanted.
It's perfect.
And if anyone was gonna
mess it up, it has to be me.
I...
I understand.
You know, you built
a great house.
You gotta kind of break it in.
A house is to enjoy.
It's about building memories,
having a good time.
It's just my house, and
how I live is under my control.
So when it gets out of order,
I feel like not myself.
You just have to
remember that anything that
happens, we can fix, you know?
The pillow, you know, we can get
another pillow.
Pillows are easy, but you can't
get other, you know, memories.
It's to live in, you know?
Yeah, you're right.
The only person I'm
concerned about is your mom.
She's probably down there right
now ruining this place.
I need to go get her.
Yeah, let's go
get her.
Yeah!
Whoo!
Okay, I'm going inside.
Love you guys.
I am so proud of you showing off
your little cupcake,
and I think...
Kim...
No! Mommy, no!
Really? Really?
You don't want to mess with
me, bitch!
Are people welcome to
your new house, Kim?!
Everybody, grab a
broom.
Everyone, I'm gonna get
in the shower, so enjoy
yourselves!
I wanted to thank you all
for coming.
You're all welcome to come any
time you want.
Just don't spill
anything else.
The cleaning crew's coming.
Come in.
Kourt?
Yeah?
What are you doing?
Just finishing
packing.
Where are you going?
To Kim's.
Why?
Because I don't
feel like having this negative
energy in my life right now.
Oh, come on, Kourtney.
I'm getting out of
Khloe's house.
This isn't the best environment
for Mason and I.
So I think that Mason and I
living with Kim is the best
thing for everyone.
What am I supposed to
do if I don't want some negative
person in our home?
That's not what
it's about.
If he needs to see his son, and
he can't drive in the driveway
to make it easier for me to get
my stuff in the car, I don't
need the little backhanded
comments every second in my ear.
I've tried to manage the
situation with Khloe and Scott
not getting along, but right
now I think I just need to keep
them two separate parts
in my life.
As hard as that is, I know that
it's a lot easier than living
with Khloe and trying to
manage it.
Bottom line is, I
don't want this interfering with
our relationship.
I feel like lately our
relationship has not been what
it is because of Scott, and you
know if this is gonna save our
relationship, then great.
And I'm married.
I don't need all of my brothers
and sisters living in my house
with my husband.
And I'm 31 years
old.
I don't need to be living
somewhere that I have rules.
You know, I could try it out
at Kim's and see how it goes.
Khloe well, do
you need any help packing?
I'm not trying to rush you out,
but you know, if you need help,
I'm here to help.
I definitely hate to see Mason
and Kourtney go.
Let's sleep together tonight.
We're sisters.
I love her with all my heart,
but you know, if this is gonna
make our relationship better,
then maybe that's the best.
Kourtney!
Khloe...
I say we load up the béb?
I'll bring this and this.
We could make a second
trip if need be.
I think we got
it all.
Do you have a bellman?
Yeah, Robert's the new
and improved Bruce.
Mason? Mason?
Mason, one day, kid,
you're gonna be doing this
dance.
Kourtney and I at this point in
our lives aren't gonna ever see
e-to-eye on this suation.
Call me when you get to Kim's.
Okay.
I just get frustrated
'cause I feel like everything
kind of turns back to Scott.
And it's hard and it's sad,
especially if she's hang so
many problems with Scott.
Like why is she still letting
him drive a wedge between us,
too?
Bye.
Bye, kourt, love ya.
Next on keeping up with
the kardashis.
You are the oy
single one.
Yeah.
My mom is trying to set me up
on a blind date.
I've already talked to
the guy on the phone.
Do you get any extra tickets
for playoff games?
Laker tickets, baby.
Come on.
I never go to any games
'cause you guys always wanna go.
You guys are acting
like dogs over meat.
05x01 - Kim's House Party
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Reality series of the Kardashian family featuring Kim, Kourtney, Khloe and the rest of the Kardashian/Jenner clan personal and professional lives.
Reality series of the Kardashian family featuring Kim, Kourtney, Khloe and the rest of the Kardashian/Jenner clan personal and professional lives.