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KHLOE: This is not fun.
As soon as I get to my second
trimester, I will have such
relief and that's all I'm
waiting for.
When I'm ready, when there's a
healthy point where I can say
something, I will.
KRIS: What's going on?
KOURTNEY: I'm so sick of
people, like, not saying
anything.
SCOTT: I really just don't
want to jeopardize my
relationship with Kourtney as a
friend because of our children.
Love you, partner.
I'll see you on the business
side of things.
KIM: They literally have
information about the surrogate
that I don't know.
ATTORNEY: This [bleep] has to
stop.
KIM: It's just so invasive
and we'll try to do whatever we
can to stop this.
Literally sue the [bleep] out of
them.
♪ ♪
madre.
KRIS: Hey.
KHLOE: Hey.
KRIS: Oh, black velvet.
KHLOE: Hi.
KOURTNEY: Kim, you need to
invite me next time to
Chappelle's show.
KIM: That was so funny.
KOURTNEY: But why didn't you
invite me?
I told you last time to invite
me.
KIM: 'Cause Kanye said, "I'm
taking you on a date tonight."
KHLOE: It was her date night.
She didn't invite anybody.
KIM: Then we went to Nobu and
then we went.
KRIS: This is exhausting
being a member of this family.
KOURTNEY: Got it. That's
cute.
KIM: But Eddie Murphy was
sitting next to us.
It was like a whole thing.
Like, it was like a real comedy
show.
KHLOE: Well, don't brag about
it if we all wanted to be there.
KIM: I'm just saying it was
so fun.
And then John Mayer came out and
was doing the music for, like,
all of his jokes.
And then they just, like, had
this thing going...
KRIS: Ah, wait.
Here.
You dropped another name.
[laughing]: I was just giving it
back to you.
[Kourtney laughs]
KOURTNEY: That was a good
one.
KRIS: God, I love myself.
KIM: That was pretty silly.
KHLOE: Someone obviously did
that to her because you know
she's literally the queen...
KIM: Totally. You did not
make that up.
KHLOE: ...of dropping names.
[Kris laughs]
KIM: So, some magazine is
publishing a photo of my
surrogate.
KHLOE: Oh, my God.
KIM: Yeah.
KHLOE: This is...
KIM: It is not an easy
process.
KHLOE: No.
KIM: So, now, it's like all
these security issues.
KHLOE: So, where is this baby
being born?
Or you can't predict that 'cause
if they just go into labor?
KIM: You can't predict it.
KHLOE: Obviously.
KIM: But I'm hoping to move
her out here, like, three weeks
before.
But he said she might need a
C-section.
She most likely will 'cause her
placenta thing.
It's been such a crazy year.
Our surrogate has been amazing,
but it has been challenging with
all of the media leaks and on
top of that, she's having some
health issues 'cause there is a
placenta condition.
It's so crazy that we both have
these placenta issues.
[crying]: It hurts so bad.
Just to breathe, to do anything,
it kills.
But it just feels weird that my
family really has no idea what
my experience has been like.
KRIS: This'll be the first
grandchild I haven't been in the
room for.
KHLOE: Well, you can come
with me.
KOURTNEY: Kim, are you going
to our cousin's birthday party?
KHLOE: Kourtney, shut up.
Come here for a second.
Let me smack you across the
face.
KOURTNEY: You know people
really talk...
KIM: Or just call them.
KHLOE: I have rings that will
[bleep] throw you to the next
century.
KRIS: No playing in the
house.
♪ ♪
KOURTNEY: Younes says hi.
KIM: Hi.
KOURTNEY [softly]: We're
going to dinner. Um...
KHLOE: I love that the voice
changes when you talk to him.
KOURTNEY [loudly]: Oh, my
God, do you want me to talk
super loud?
KHLOE: No, but you just have
a... you're so nice to him.
You're literally the biggest
bitch to us.
[softly]: "Hey, guys, so, we're
gonna go to dinner now."
KOURTNEY [softly]: Okay.
Have a good night.
Sleep good, baby.
KHLOE: Look at those legs.
Hi. How are you?
KOURTNEY: That dinner was fun
at Mom's.
KHLOE: Oh, my God, how was
it?
KOURTNEY: Oh, you weren't
there.
KHLOE: I heard about it.
KIM: She texts me every
single day.
KOURTNEY: I heard she... no.
Jennifer Lawrence?
KIM: I will brag.
KHLOE: I heard she loves you
guys.
KIM: But no, she was so
funny.
KHLOE: So what do you guys
want to do tonight?
[Kourtney clears throat]
KOURTNEY: What are we doing
tonight?
KHLOE: Mm-hmm.
KOURTNEY: Is this, like, a
wild night?
I'm gonna put my kids to bed.
KHLOE: It was just a
question, Kourtney.
You don't have to be so
defensive about it.
I'd rather talk to you guys than
be on my phone the whole time.
You know?
KOURTNEY: Mm.
You guys.
KHLOE: Yes, Kourtney?
KOURTNEY: Are we excited for
San Francisco?
KIM: I'm so excited.
KOURTNEY: I am excited for
Alcatraz and to sleep in a bed
by myself.
KIM: I have so many amazing
things that I love there 'cause
I go there all the time.
KOURTNEY: Since Kim and Khloe
are both going to have babies
soon, we decided to plan a trip
to San Francisco.
I feel like there's so much to
explore there that we've never
done, like going to Alcatraz.
And it's just going to be a fun
sister trip.
We come back Friday.
I have to be back by 5:00.
KHLOE: What are you doing
that evening?
KOURTNEY: My boyfriend lands
at the airport.
I'd like to pick him up.
KHLOE: Friday?
KOURTNEY: At LAX. Yup.
KHLOE: You are a good
girlfriend.
I would send a driver with a box
of cookies.
KOURTNEY: Nope.
KHLOE: All right.
Well, that's fun.
♪ ♪
KIM: I've never done this
nose theme.
♪ ♪
[high-pitched squealing]
KHLOE: Tristan's supposed to
be finding me a trainer in
Cleveland and I don't think he's
asked anyone yet.
KIM: You are gonna want to
chill, though.
You could work out and it's all
good, but there is those times
when you're gonna just be like,
"I can't even see my feet."
Hopefully you won't get like
that, but I'm just saying.
KHLOE: Can't you just look to
the side?
KIM: There'll be a point you
can't put your shoe on, so you
only have to wear slides or
UGGs, depending on the weather.
KHLOE: You know we're having
the baby in Cleveland.
TRISTAN: I'm gonna find a
doctor.
KIM: Trust me, I booked my
ticket, we're on our way.
KHLOE: Isn't that scary?
Like, going to a hospital I've
never been to, like, Cedars...
TRISTAN: Oh, no, you're going
there before, it's not gonna be
your first time going there.
KHLOE: No, but, like, Cedars,
I can...
TRISTAN: Aah! Like, your leg
up in the air.
KIM: Yeah, that's usually
what happens.
KHLOE: Yeah, what am I gonna
do-- visit the hospital prior?
TRISTAN: Yeah, visit it.
Gonna see what room y'all gonna
put me in.
KHLOE: Yeah, we're gonna
need a tour.
Okay, anyway...
[whispering]: When are we
getting the phone call?
KIM: I know. We're waiting
anxiously for the news of the
sex.
KHLOE: Is Kylie doing that or
not?
Like, did the doctor call her?
Like, what's happening?
I am finally over my first
trimester.
I'm onto my second.
So, I'm kind of out of that
danger zone, as they say.
And I just feel really good
right now.
I am at the place where I'm able
to take a blood test to find out
the sex of our baby.
So, Kylie wants Doctor "A" to
call her to give her the gender
and then Kylie's gonna call me
and reveal the gender to me.
Isn't that scary?
We're going to a whole other
state to have a baby.
And you guys don't all have to
come.
That's like... this isn't...
KIM: Why? Of course we will.
KHLOE: No, you're gonna leave
all your families and kids?
KIM: It's your first baby.
Yeah.
KHLOE: No, that's so stupid.
KIM: It'll be a good break.
Maybe I'll just bring the little
baby.
KHLOE: Do you want a December
ba... what's...
KIM: So, it's either December
fif... it would be easy to think
of, like, my kids, 'cause all
their luggage is numbered.
So, like, North is 15 'cause
she's June 15, and Saint's is
five because he's December 5.
And so my kids are five, 15 and
it would be kind of cute, five,
But it doesn't really matter.
It's a lug... it's a luggage
tag.
KHLOE: Oh... my...
♪ ♪
KOURTNEY: Okay, what do you
need?
KIM: I really don't need a
thing.
KOURTNEY: Okay, well, yes,
you do.
I'm so over that.
[Kim sighs]
Okay, so, you're not pumping.
You don't need any pump stuff.
KIM: [gasps]
Oh, my gosh, I'm gonna get North
this-- look.
Kourt, sky or a pink crayon?
KOURTNEY: I don't know.
You need to buy stuff for the
new baby.
That's why we're here.
We're not here to buy stuff for
North and Saint.
KIM: I mean, if I have to get
something, this is what I would
get.
But shouldn't I save this stuff
for... I mean, I'm not doing a
registry, but, like...
KOURTNEY: You're not?
KIM: Why would I?
KOURTNEY: You don't want to
have a baby shower at all?
KIM: I mean, what's the
point?
Like, I don't know.
KOURTNEY: No, just to have a
celebration to welcome a new
child into our family.
KIM: Kourtney really wanted
to take me baby shopping, and
it's something that I loved to
do with my last two kids, but,
you know, this time, I think
it's definitely different.
I don't know if it's 'cause,
physically, I'm not carrying the
baby so I feel like there's so
much more time.
And it's just, like, makes it
harder for me to get into it.
KOURTNEY: All right, so did
we get anything for the baby?
Washcloths?
♪ ♪
KHLOE: We're going to San
Francisco!
KIM: San Francisco, here we
come.
KHLOE: Ooh.
[Kim yelps]
KOURTNEY: Whoa, whoa.
KHLOE: Oh.
KOURTNEY: Oh, my golly.
KHLOE: Holy [bleep], that's a
fast plane. Oh.
KOURTNEY: Whoa.
KHLOE: Well, I'm excited, and
I'm so thankful you guys are
doing this.
KIM: Oh, my God, of course.
KOURTNEY: We're here to
celebrate you.
KHLOE: Us?
KIM: You.
KHLOE: All of us, it's sister
time.
KOURTNEY: This is just you.
KHLOE: Sister time.
Did you like your therapy?
KOURTNEY: Loved it, yeah.
KHLOE: Good.
KOURTNEY: I just was like,
"Scott just roams into my house
like it's his house."
He walks in my bedroom.
I was like, "I don't think he
should come in my bedroom
anymore."
I mean, he came inside and goes,
"Can I look through your
glasses?
I think you might have some of
mine."
And I'm like, "It's my closet."
Why is he looking through my
sunglasses?
I just said to the therapist,
like, "I want to keep things
comfortable, I do."
It's, like, nice for the kids
that it's, like, pretty normal.
But I'm in a relationship now
and it has to make sense for my
relationship, too.
I want Scott to see the kids,
but I feel like he's been coming
sometimes just, like,
unannounced.
And there needs to be some sort
of boundaries, so I have to
figure out how to talk to him
about this kind of stuff.
Oh, my God, we're in San
Francisco!
KHLOE: Oh, my God!
We've been waiting for you for
KOURTNEY: I was getting
ready.
KHLOE: But you're always like
this.
KOURTNEY: Hi.
KHLOE: And we're just waiting
for you, it's crazy.
KOURTNEY: I don't have time
to listen to you yell, so...
KHLOE: I don't have time to
wait for you.
KOURTNEY: So don't wait.
KHLOE: I don't want to go on
trips with you if this is how
you are every [bleep] time.
KHLOE: Hello.
MAN: We're gonna be going up
to the penthouse.
KHLOE: Oh, how fancy.
KOURTNEY: Look at the
ceiling.
It's so cool.
KHLOE: This is one room?
KIM: Oh, it looks so cute.
I love The Fairmont.
KHLOE: Kourt, this is where
you be like, "Oh, my God, we're
in the penthouse!"
KOURTNEY: Oh, my God, we're
in San Francisco!
KHLOE: Oh, my God!
THOMAS: This place was built
in 19...
KHLOE: Ooh, look up there.
THOMAS: Yeah, isn't that
beautiful?
KOURTNEY: Oh, my gosh.
THOMAS: That's all hand-done.
Here's the big secret in this
room: up here, in the center,
there's a secret door.
KHLOE: Oh, yes.
I see the handle.
THOMAS: And if you like, I'll
open it for you.
You can run up the stairs.
So, here we are.
And behind that, it leads to the
roof.
KOURTNEY: That's crazy.
THOMAS: There was a very
famous blonde lady who came
through that door when a certain
president was staying here.
KHLOE: Marilyn Monroe.
THOMAS: If you have any
questions, I'll be happy to
answer them; otherwise, I hope
you have a wonderful stay here.
KHLOE: Thank you.
THOMAS: Oh, it's my pleasure.
KHLOE: You want to go eat?
KOURTNEY: Yeah.
♪ ♪
KIM: I'm so excited for you
to get the news from Kylie.
KOURTNEY: What news?
KHLOE: Don't tell her.
KOURTNEY: Oh, the sex of
Khloe's?
KIM: Mm-hmm.
KOURTNEY: Why, Kylie's the
only one that knows?
KHLOE: No, no one knows yet.
And if Kylie doesn't answer the
phone, the doctor will call me.
KOURTNEY: So when will
Tristan know?
KHLOE: When I get to
Cleveland.
But, I'm not having everyone
find out before Tristan.
'Cause somehow, all my [bleep]
keeps getting places, which is
[bleep] up.
Everyone is suspecting that I'm
pregnant, and when that rumor
came out, it really took away
the opportunity that I got to
tell a lot of my friends.
So, me being able to know the
gender before anybody else, and
that I get to share it with
Tristan on my own, like, that's
really special to us.
KIM: You know what we should
do once a year?
Have each family member take
care of all the kids at once.
KHLOE: Oh, no.
KIM: It was so satisfying
when I had, like, Mason,
Penelope, North, Saint, and I
was, like, "Get up, get up, get
up. Did you brush your teeth?
You brush your teeth?
You brush your teeth?"
And that used to, like, freak me
out, thinking like, "Oh, my God,
I can't do it."
I literally, like, love it.
I, like, crave it.
KHLOE: That's like su1c1de.
[Kim laughs]
♪ ♪
KIM: Hey, hey, now.
KHLOE: So what are we waiting
on?
KIM: Kourt.
KHLOE: Did you know, this
hotel is haunted?
KIM: Come on, my soul can't
handle that.
KHLOE: Let me tell you.
The Fair sisters-- they started
this hotel-- they d*ed in the
earthquake in 1906.
And they are known to caress
people and, like, whisper to
them.
KIM: That's not cool.
Please, Fair sisters, I love
you, I respect you.
Please do not caress me.
Wait, is that what you're
wearing?
KHLOE: Yeah.
KIM: Come on, we're going to
dinner.
KHLOE: I don't have loose
clothes like that.
KIM: Let me tell you...
KHLOE: Mm-hmm.
KIM: ...right now should be
your time to shine.
I would run around practically
naked.
KHLOE: I'm not cute enough
where you're, like, showing,
where you want to show it off.
I'm just, like, at that phase
where you're like, "Did she gain
a few pounds?"
You can't tell.
Like, I would rather be my
skinny self or a little bigger.
Like, right now, I'm just
like...
KIM: Trust me, when you get a
little bigger, you're gonna be
like, "Why wasn't I showing it
all off then?"
KHLOE: But I mean, you
look...
KIM: Whatever makes you feel
comfortable. I get it.
KHLOE: You look phenomenal
and if I was you, I'd be
wearing stuff like that all the
time.
KIM: Should I have had longer
bike shorts?
Like, does that look cellulite-y
right there?
KHLOE: No. You don't look
cellulite-y.
KIM: 'Kay, thank you.
♪ ♪
KHLOE: [sighs]
What is she doing?
[line ringing]
AUTOMATED VOICE: I'm sorry...
KHLOE: Like, you're on your
phone; you don't see me calling
you?
KOURTNEY: Khlo?
KHLOE: Kourt.
KOURTNEY: Yeah?
KHLOE: I'm being serious.
You need to figure out your
life.
KOURTNEY: I'm on the phone
with Larsa.
KHLOE: But I'm saying, so
then you shouldn't be on the
phone; we've been waiting for
you for 30 minutes.
KOURTNEY: I was getting
ready.
KHLOE: But you're always like
this.
KOURTNEY: Hi.
KHLOE: And we're just waiting
for you and waiting for you.
KOURTNEY: All right, I don't
have time to listen to you yell.
KHLOE: I don't have time to
wait for you.
KOURTNEY: So don't wait.
KHLOE: I don't want to go on
trips if this is how you are
every [bleep] time.
You don't care how selfish that
is?
KOURTNEY: I'll call you when
I get back from the thing. Bye.
♪ ♪
Shall we?
KHLOE: No, let's just wait
longer.
KIM: Hey, let's go inside.
All righty.
My surrogate is in town, so I
thought it would be an amazing
time for her to meet my family.
Guys, I want you to meet
La'Reina.
KRIS: Hi, La'Reina.
KOURTNEY: Today and then was
supposed to leave tomorrow.
KHLOE: She's a waste.
KIM: Kourtney's literally
always on the phone.
And it's taking away from our
sister time.
♪ ♪
KHLOE: Smells so good.
KOURTNEY: It does.
KHLOE: So excited.
KOURTNEY: Ooh, the
traditional egg-lemon soup with
chicken and rice is so yummy.
KIM: I'm gonna get baked
feta.
KHLOE: So, do you ever
wonder, like, what the new
baby's personality is gonna be
like?
Do you think how someone is
pregnant, do you really think
that takes an effect on how the
baby is?
The temperament?
KIM: I don't know, I was...
I was pretty, like, amped-up
with North.
And then pretty calm with Saint.
KHLOE: I wonder about the new
baby, just it all.
It's so interesting to me.
KIM: What?
KHLOE: Your new baby, like,
it's so interesting.
A surrogate thing.
I know that Kim isn't having a
baby in the traditional way, but
I really hope that she will
start to open up more about the
process.
I mean, I'm super excited for
her and I want her to feel just
as excited.
And I think the more she talks
about it, the more she'll get
excited.
KOURTNEY: This magazine just
said that I'm pregnant with a
baby bump, that I was flaunting
it last night.
KHLOE [laughs]: Flaunting.
KOURTNEY: So many people have
written me today.
KHLOE: And what do you say?
KOURTNEY: I say, "Nope, not
true."
♪ ♪
KHLOE: Kourt.
KIM: Kourt, you ready?
KOURTNEY: God, what the
[bleep]?
KHLOE: She's mad at us?
KIM: Yeah.
KHLOE: Kourt?
KOURTNEY: Come in.
KHLOE: Hey.
KOURTNEY: Hey.
KHLOE: We're ready.
I just am gonna fall asleep.
KOURTNEY: Oh, okay.
Just taking this [bleep] tape
off.
KHLOE: How long do you think?
Like, five, ten?
KOURTNEY: I can be ready in
five.
KHLOE: 'Kay.
Like, I'm tired, [bleep].
Pick up the pace and let's go.
KIM: Yeah.
KOURTNEY: Do you have a... a
wipe, anyone?
KHLOE: I would look in the
glam room if I were you.
KOURTNEY: I have so much
[bleep] makeup on my sweater.
KHLOE: Well, you've got to be
careful when you put your shirt
on.
KIM: Maybe get off the phone
and focus.
KHLOE: Right.
♪ ♪
KIM: Ooh, I'm cold already.
KHLOE: Those are big boats.
KHLOE: Cool.
Ooh, blankies.
It smells good on here.
KIM: Is this hot chocolate
with whipped creamie?
KHLOE: Oh, that's so cute,
it's like a little... thing.
[phone ringing]
KOURTNEY: Hi.
We're on a boat going to
Alcatraz.
Yeah, no, he went today, and
then was supposed to leave
tomorrow.
Um, hold on.
Can we not film me while I'm on
the phone?
Thank you.
And so...
KHLOE: She's a waste.
KIM: Kourtney's on this deep
conversation.
She's literally never present.
She's always on the phone.
She can't even live in the
moment, 'cause she has whatever
drama's going on.
I assume that it has something
to do with Scott and Younes.
I think she just needs to really
figure out what these boundaries
are, 'cause it's getting messy,
and it's getting annoying.
And it's taking away time from
our, like, sister time.
KOURTNEY: Guys, there's the
chocolate sign, from the
place...
KHLOE: What the [bleep] are
you here for?
Don't chime in if you're not
gonna get get on your [bleep]
phone call all the time.
KOURTNEY: Have fun tonight.
Okay, bye.
KHLOE: You're, like, a waste
of space in my meter right now.
KOURTNEY: I'm looking at
everything.
KHLOE: You're annoying as
[bleep] now that, when we're
together, like, this is what you
do, you're on your phone the
whole time.
You're just not present.
KOURTNEY: I had a ten-minute
conversation with Sarah, and
that's offensive?
KIM: Yeah.
KHLOE: Yes, because we're
only here once.
When are we ever gonna go back
to Alcatraz?
KOURTNEY: But we were sitting
down in a cafeteria on a bench.
KHLOE: You know what?
Actually, I'm not doing this
today.
I'm not doing this today,
because last time in Costa
Rica...
KIM: Throw her over.
KHLOE: ...I looked crazy,
'cause I'm always the one
complaining to get you guys to
have fun.
I'm not gonna be crazy, okay?
You'll be the [bleep] bitch that
you need to be shown that you
are.
KOURTNEY: [bleep] you, you
[bleep] whore.
KHLOE: You, you [bleep].
KOURTNEY: Pregnant whore.
KHLOE: What's what say?
Ghirardelli Chocolate?
KOURTNEY: That's what I told
you before, you [bleep].
KHLOE: The doctor said she
was calling you with my results
KYLIE: Okay.
Did she call you?
KHLOE: No!
KIM: What?
KYLIE: Are you ready?
Who's there? Who's there?
KHLOE: Say it!
KIM: What sucks is that they
would escape probably in the
middle of the night, so they'd
have to swim in this water.
KHLOE: I would never, ever
swim at night.
I barely swim in the day.
MICHAEL: Hi, there.
KIM: Hi.
MICHAEL: Hi, nice to meet
you.
KIM: How are you?
You, too, I'm Kim.
MICHAEL: Nice to meet you,
Kim.
KOURTNEY: Hi.
MICHAEL: Hi.
So we're gonna go in this door
here.
This place was created for the
worst of the worst.
It was considered the cream of
the criminal crop.
KHLOE: "Break the rules and
you go to prison, break the
prison rules and you go to
Alcatraz."
KIM: Oh, yes.
KHLOE: Whoa.
MICHAEL: So this is Alcatraz.
KHLOE: Wow.
MICHAEL: And this is
Broadway.
KIM: Wait, Kourt, your hand.
KHLOE: Kourt, stop being a
bitch.
KOURTNEY: I hate you both.
I feel like I was a little bit
distracted.
I've been distracted about this
boundary issue with Scott, and
maybe I just need to deal with
this when I get back to L.A.
So from now on, I'm going to
just be totally present in this
trip, and just, like, have an
amazing time with my sisters.
Excuse me.
[chuckles]
We've got a felon on the loose.
She's b*ating me up.
She needs to be put back in her
cell, please.
KHLOE: That's a good one.
KOURTNEY: They're on the way.
KHLOE: Okay.
KOURTNEY: You're so jealous
you didn't come up with that on
your own.
[Khloe laughs]
KHLOE: Look how small their
cell... is this how big current
cells are now?
MICHAEL: No, I think a lot of
them are a lot bigger than this,
but this is a five-by-nine cell.
KHLOE: Wow.
MICHAEL: Yeah, and these are
some of the convicts that were
here.
KHLOE: Huh.
MICHAEL: And then, over
here, this was actually...
KOURTNEY: I would hook up
with the second one.
[soft laughter]
MICHAEL: And then, 181, this
cell right here, that is Al
Capone's cell.
KOURTNEY: Oh, wow.
MICHAEL: That's where Al
Capone lived on Alcatraz.
KHLOE: Do you even know who
Al Capone is?
KOURTNEY: Yeah I do, you
[bleep] whore.
Guess what?
Scarface.
[sighs]
♪ ♪
MICHAEL: This is the surgical
suite.
And this is where several
inmates d*ed, in this room.
KIM: This is so gross that
this is their hospital.
MICHAEL: This is actually the
creepy place.
So, they used to have a dungeon
in the 1930s.
KHLOE: Mm-hmm.
MICHAEL: So inmates that
were, you know, really
incorrigible, that they had
trouble with, they would
actually bring 'em down here.
We can take a look.
KIM: The dungeon? Sure.
KHLOE: Yeah.
♪ ♪
MICHAEL: The inmates would
come down here, and they would
actually keep them for several
days.
KOURTNEY: One person at a
time?
MICHAEL: One person at a
time, and they would be here in
pitch black.
If you'd like to see it dark, I
don't know, John, if you're out
there, do you want to turn off
the lights for a second?
Just to get a sense?
KHLOE: John... John heard us.
KIM: All right, guys.
MICHAEL: So this is how dark
it would be.
Could you imagine having to stay
down here for several days?
KIM: We're in the dungeon.
Game of
Thrones.
KOURTNEY: Can you turn your
phone off so we can really see?
KHLOE: Well, I would not like
that.
KOURTNEY: And wait, would...
so the whole day, is it pitch
dark, too?
MICHAEL: Yep.
KHLOE: If you guys have any
bad kids, you got to take them
here.
Scare the [bleep] out of them.
Who wants to live like this?
KOURTNEY: Yeah.
KHLOE: I'm just gonna copy
everything you do, just to annoy
you.
[phone camera clicking]
KOURTNEY: Oops.
KHLOE: And, like, turn your
[bleep] volume off.
How old are you?
KOURTNEY: How old do you
think I am?
KHLOE: 90.
♪ ♪
[alarm blaring]
KIM: Like a test or an
emergency?
KOURTNEY: No, it's a test, so
we're fine.
KIM: I'm like, "I'm ready to
roll."
WAITRESS: Enjoy your lunch.
KIM: Thank you.
KHLOE: Thank you.
AUTOMATED VOICE: Please go to
the nearest fire exit and leave
the building.
[alarm blaring]
KHLOE: I don't smell fire
yet, so...
KIM: I know, I was gonna say.
KHLOE [high-pitched]:
...Sister's Night into the
restaurant, and this is what
happens.
[alarm blaring]
What can I say?
It's a test.
AUTOMATED VOICE: Attention.
An emergency has been reported.
KIM: I don't think I've ever
laughed so hard.
KHLOE: So I wanted to say
thank you guys so much for the
San Fran trip.
Even though we had, you know,
our ups and our downs...
KOURTNEY: I've never had a
better time with you.
KHLOE: ...I feel like we
still always have fun.
What is life without a little
feuding with her sisters, you
know?
KOURTNEY: Fighting with you
b*tches.
KHLOE: Oh, Kourt, do you know
how to do that?
KOURTNEY: What?
KHLOE: Remember, you used to
do the string?
KOURTNEY: Yeah, I could try,
but I need a strand of hair.
And my hair's in a bun.
KHLOE: Well, Kim has the
hair.
KOURTNEY: Kim, take out a
piece of hair, please?
It could be a fake one.
KHLOE: So, a circle means
what?
We'll see.
KOURTNEY: A girl, I think.
KHLOE: Circle means girl.
KOURTNEY: A line is a boy.
KHLOE: Don't move it.
KOURTNEY: That's a girl.
Whoa, that's a strong one.
KHLOE: What does that mean?
It's gonna be, like, two...
twins?
KOURTNEY: It's gonna be extra
girly.
KHLOE: Extra girly.
KOURTNEY: It's gonna come out
with a tutu on.
KOURTNEY: That's a line.
That's Tristan Jr.
[laughs]
Okay.
KHLOE: I want you to do
Kim's.
She'll see, does it count her
surrogate?
KOURTNEY: Okay, put your hand
out.
KIM: Okay, what is that?
KOURTNEY: Hold on.
It's getting started.
That's a circle.
KIM: Kourtney, you're moving
it.
KHLOE: Yeah.
KOURTNEY: You guys, I'm not
moving it.
KIM: Do it one more time, and
what if it...
KOURTNEY: It will stop...
KHLOE: Yeah, what are you
dipping it in?
KOURTNEY: ...when it's time.
I'm clearing it.
KIM: No.
KOURTNEY: This is a circle.
So one more girl.
KIM: Well, that's not true,
'cause I don't have any more...
KOURTNEY: No, that's a full
circle.
That's a crazy circle.
KHLOE: That's a crazy circle.
KOURTNEY: I think that's a
natural pregnancy.
Okay, will you do it to me?
KHLOE: Flatten out your hand.
KIM: Ooh, look, this one
stopped.
Legit, it stopped.
KHLOE: Kourt, it stopped.
KOURTNEY: No.
KIM: It stopped.
You're not having any more kids.
KOURTNEY: Three.
KIM: That's crazy.
♪ ♪
KHLOE: Is this the
house?
KIM: Oh, yeah.
KHLOE: "The doctor said your
baby genetics results are
"normal.
Will text Kylie with the gender
info."
Smiley face.
And I just hit "Oh, my
God!!!!!" with, like, five
exclamation points.
Oh!
KIM: How did you just hear
from her?
KHLOE: Because she wants to
tell me, so I'm trying to, like,
give Kylie a little.
I have such anxiety, okay?
KIM: It's okay, whatever is
meant to be.
KHLOE: I know, why do I have
such anxiety?
KIM: Even if it's a girl,
just know that's what your path
is, and that's fine.
KHLOE: I know, and I'll
love... Of course I want a girl,
eventually. I just wanted, like,
older brothers, to, like...
We've never had older brothers.
KIM: I know.
KHLOE: I am pretty much
convinced that I am having a
boy.
KIM: I kind of am, too.
KHLOE: I have such anxiety
and nerves to find out what I'm
having, but, like, oh, I just
need Kylie to [bleep] call me.
Like, what is she doing?
[phone ringing]
[gasps]
The doctor said she was calling
you with my results 35 minutes
ago.
KYLIE: Okay, did she call
you?
KHLOE: No!
KIM: What?
KYLIE: Are you ready?
Who's there? Who's there?
KHLOE: Say it!
KYLIE: Who's there?
KIM: It's me!
KHLOE: It's me and Kim.
KYLIE: Okay, are you sitting?
KHLOE: Kylie, say it!
KOURTNEY: I just felt like we
should discuss some of the
boundaries in the house.
Scott and I get along, but
there's also things that need
to be said.
KYLIE: Who's there?
KIM: It's me!
KHLOE: Me and Kim.
KYLIE: Okay, are you sitting?
KHLOE: Kylie, say it!
KYLIE: You're having a girl.
KHLOE: You're lying.
KYLIE: I'm not lying.
KHLOE: Shut up.
KYLIE: I'm so excited for
you, Khloe!
KHLOE: Is she lying or
serious?
KIM: Kylie, are you serious?
KYLIE: Why would I lie about
this?
KHLOE: I don't feel like I'm
having a girl.
KIM: That's so exciting.
KYLIE: I'm, like, so excited.
KIM: This is so exciting.
It's okay, I cried when I found
out North was gonna be a girl,
too.
KHLOE: I don't feel like I'm
having a girl at all.
I'm, like, in a state of shock.
KOURTNEY: What?
It's a girl?
It is?
What? I'm shocked.
I'm shocked.
KHLOE: when you have your
mind made up as to, like, what
you're having-- like, everyone
told me, "You're gonna feel what
you're having, and you'll just
kind of know."
And then when you find out it's
the complete opposite, it's just
a shock.
I just was convinced that I was
having a boy, so to be having a
girl, it's just like, "Okay,
that wasn't what I thought was
going on."
[line ringing]
KIM: Tell mom not to tell
Tristan, though.
KRIS: Hi.
KHLOE: Hi, Mom.
Do you want to know what I'm
having?
KRIS: Yes!
KHLOE: I'm having a girl.
KRIS [laughing]: Oh, my God.
That is so amazing!
KHLOE: I really hope they...
I'm really hoping Kylie's gonna
say she's lying and, like, I'm
really having a boy.
KRIS: Khloe, the only thing I
wanted in life, the only thing,
was a boy.
Three times, and I got the three
of you.
But a man is much more attached
to a girl.
KHLOE: Totally, and I know
Tristan will be in love, and
I'll be in love, and she'll be
so cute and whatever, but...
KRIS: This will be the love
of his life, no offense to you.
But this will be the love of his
life.
KHLOE: Well, then, I'm gonna
get jealous, and I'm jealous.
KRIS: You probably will.
KHLOE: Well, then, I don't
like that, I don't like her.
KRIS: Oh... [chuckling]
Don't be a bitch.
♪ ♪
SCOTT: Hey.
KOURTNEY: Hey.
SCOTT: I want and hung out
with your mom last night for a
little bit.
KOURTNEY: You did?
SCOTT: Yeah.
KOURTNEY: Where, at her
house?
SCOTT: At her house.
I went and sat in her room.
She was, like, in bed, but...
KOURTNEY: She said she wasn't
feeling well.
SCOTT: Yeah, I'm sure that's
what she tells you.
No, she was fine, I went and sat
with her, like, sat on her bed
for a little bit.
She was, like, fully dressed in
bed like this.
KOURTNEY: Oh, 'cause she was
keeping her glam in case
something... in case Kendall...
SCOTT: No, she said she was
gonna maybe come out with you,
unless Kendall went.
KOURTNEY: Yeah.
Um, anyways...
I just felt like we should
discuss some of the boundaries
in the house.
Scott and I get along, but I do
always get a little bit nervous
to have these kind of
conversations with him and,
like, set boundaries, because
it's, like, awkward to have to
say something that he may not
like, or that he may take the
wrong way.
Like, we both just want to get
along, but then there's also
things that need to be said.
KIM: Okay, let's go inside.
All righty.
My surrogate is in town, so I
thought it would be an amazing
time for her to meet my family.
Guys, I want you to meet
La'Reina.
KOURTNEY: I didn't think you
were coming.
YOUNES: I was like, "I have
to support you."
KOURTNEY: Thank you.
KOURTNEY: I just felt like we
should discuss some of the
boundaries in the house.
Like, I feel like, sometimes,
because this was your house,
sometimes, I feel like you walk
in like it still is.
SCOTT: Yeah, I understand.
KOURTNEY: And so, I feel like
it has to make sense for my
relationship, too, and just,
like, if you just, like, wander
into my bedroom and go "Hey, can
I see all your sunglasses,
and..."
SCOTT: Well, there...
I was getting my sunglasses, but
okay.
KOURTNEY: No, you said, "Hey,
can I look at all your
sunglasses?
I think you have some of mine."
SCOTT: And you did.
KOURTNEY: But you, like, look
through them all, just to...
SCOTT: I wasn't looking
through your panties.
I understand the boundary of not
going into your bedroom, 'cause
that's a private place for you.
KOURTNEY: But then, the day
after I said it, you went right
in.
SCOTT: [coughs] Really?
KOURTNEY: You said, "Hey, can
I come in?"
And the kids were there-- I
wasn't gonna be like, "No."
SCOTT: Okay.
There's obviously some
boundaries that we both need to
respect, and I don't want you to
be uncomfortable.
KOURTNEY: No, I'm not
uncomfortable, I'm just
saying that that's...
SCOTT: Oh, so then, the next
time, I'll be up there naked.
KOURTNEY: Great.
I'll call the police.
SCOTT: [laughs]
I get it.
All things that are
understandable, in this
co-parenting life.
I was also thinking I have a
boundary.
KOURTNEY: Mm-hmm?
SCOTT: I don't really want
to, like, hug anymore.
I think we should just shake
hands when we see each other.
KOURTNEY: Okay.
SCOTT: Is that cool?
KOURTNEY: We could do a high
five.
SCOTT: Nah, that's too young.
KOURTNEY: Or we could do a...
[tongue clicks]
SCOTT: Ooh, a fist pump?
KOURTNEY: Mm-hmm.
SCOTT: I'll meet you in the
middle there.
KOURTNEY: Okay.
SCOTT: So if you're cool with
that, I'm cool with your stuff.
KOURTNEY: Okay.
SCOTT: Yo.
Pleasure.
KOURTNEY: Pleasure.
SCOTT: You be good, now.
KHLOE: Do your dance, North.
Oh, yeah.
Hold on... 20.
Kylie, you're like a chameleon.
KYLIE: Ooh!
KHLOE: You look just like Kim
when you want to, and then like
me when you smile.
KIM: Okay, should we call
Khloe?
KOURTNEY: Yeah.
[toy yodeling]
KHLOE: Hello.
KIM: Hey.
What are you doing?
KHLOE: I have the
Bloomingdale's appearance.
What is happening over there?
KIM: He's playing this bird,
like, it yodels.
And I'm like...
KOURTNEY: Khloe got it for
them.
And they love it.
KIM: Well, now we can pay you
back, and get your daughter a
full drum set, and, like,
electric guitar.
KHLOE: Oh, lovely.
Can't wait for that.
KIM: Wait, so, tell me
everything about Tristan's
reaction.
[toy turns off]
KHLOE: We were at the game,
and I was having the room, like,
decorated and everything.
KIM: So did he know that when
he was gonna come home, he was
gonna see something?
KHLOE: No.
KIM: Oh, he didn't?
KHLOE: No, he had no idea.
Tristan kept asking me, "So I
wonder how you're gonna tell me,
uh, the gender of the baby."
I'm thinking, "I wonder how I'm
gonna tell you-- what does that
mean?"
Like, so, he kind of wanted it
to be a big deal on his end,
which I think is the cutest
thing ever.
I had everyone come after he
left to go to work, and then, we
did the room.
But he was in such a bad mood
because of the game, on the car
ride home, I was just like, "Oh,
no, this is, like, maybe not the
best time," but I was like,
"There's nothing I can do.
I can't clean it all up."
So when we came home, I sped in
front of him and, like, ran
upstairs so I could shut the
door, and I was like, "Will he
think it's weird I, like,
slammed the door in his face?"
And he was just, he did it.
And he opened the door, and he
was so excited.
TRISTAN: Oh, my God.
Oh!
My vision was right, I knew it.
KHLOE: Now, he'll be like,
"How's my princess doing?"
"I just want to check on my two
girls," like, he's so cute about
everything.
KIM: Are you, like, more
excited now?
KHLOE: I still feel so bad,
how I felt, but that's just how
I felt.
And I, like, think about North,
or P, like, "Okay, like, it's
gonna be so cute."
And I am getting more excited.
KIM: Yeah.
It's fun, it's, like, girl's
time, and then we get to do it
again.
KHLOE: Totally.
I was looking at nurseries for
boys, and I just think you need,
like, a day or two to just let
it sink in.
Then you get over it.
I mean, and honestly, girl stuff
is so much cuter anyway, and
it'll be so cute to have just a
little girl in the stands, like,
rooting for her dad.
Like, I know girls think their
dads are everything and then
some.
KIM: Yeah, I'm honestly so
excited that Khloe's having a
girl.
I've been, like, getting, like,
me and Khloe things for, like,
our girls, and it's probably
gonna be so annoying, but
they're all gonna, like, have
the same things, do the same
things, be in the same class.
KHLOE: So cute.
See, that makes me excited.
KIM: Yeah.
[Khloe sneezes over phone]
REIGN: Bless you, Koko.
KHLOE [laughs]: Thank you,
"Ree-jun."
KIM: All right, I love you.
KHLOE: Not as much as I love
you.
KOURTNEY: Khloe, I love you
the most.
KHLOE: Oh, there she is.
She's finally in this
conversation.
KOURTNEY: Miss you much.
♪ ♪
Tonight is the launch of my
PrettyLittleThing collaboration,
and we are throwing a huge
party.
I have all my girlfriends
coming, and I'm just excited to
have a fun night with all my
friends.
♪ ♪
DEEJAY: We've got Kourtney
Kardashian in the building!
[cheering]
Let's turn it up!
LARSA: I'm so proud of you.
KOURTNEY: What are you doing
here?
YOUNES: You thought I would
not come?
KOURTNEY: No! So you knew you
were coming?
YOUNES: I was like, "I have
to support you."
KOURTNEY: Thank you.
♪ ♪
LARSA: You guys are really
cute together.
YOUNES: Oh, yeah?
You just realize that now?
LARSA: I realize it every
time.
♪ ♪
KIM: So, my surrogate is in
town for a doctor's appointment,
so I thought it would be an
amazing time for her to meet my
family, but still not expose who
she is to the world.
Just for her safety.
Hey, let's go inside.
All righty.
This has been such a long
journey for us, and something
that I've wanted for so long,
and I share s... like,
everything with my family.
Guys...
KIM: Guys...
I want you to meet La'Reina.
KRIS: Hi, La'Reina!
Oh. So good to meet you.
LA'REINA: You, too.
KHLOE: Hi.
KRIS: That's Khloe.
KHLOE: Hi. How are you?
KIM: Kendall was here
somewhere. Kylie.
LA'REINA: Oh, my God.
KIM: And her friend, Jordyn.
LA'REINA: Hi, Jordyn.
KHLOE: So you have two other
kids?
LA'REINA: Mm-hmm.
KHLOE: Yeah. You have two
boys, right?
LA'REINA: Yes, I do.
Three and five.
KENDALL: Do you mind being
pregnant?
I guess you obviously don't.
LA'REINA: I've always had
easy pregnancies.
Um, this one had a couple of
things here or there, but I like
being pregnant, and I know that
sounds really weird.
The pregnancy itself, you know,
it just feels natural, like I'm
supposed to do it.
KYLIE: So you have a placenta
issue, too?
LA'REINA: Yes. Yeah.
KYLIE: That sucks.
LA'REINA: But I spoke to the
doctor today, and he said the
baby looks fantastic, so he
doesn't see any worries.
KYLIE: Oh, that's good.
LA'REINA: Yeah.
KIM: It definitely makes me
feel good that my surrogate does
not need to have a C-section,
and the placenta moved out of
the way.
Now it's, like, back to normal.
So the baby will just come
whenever she's ready, and we are
on standby.
KRIS: So what happens when
the baby comes out, they clean
the baby up...
KYLIE: Should we sit outside?
KRIS: Do you want to sit in
here?
KYLIE: Yeah.
KRIS: Is it too cold outside?
Why don't we get her a plate?
You want a plate with some food?
LA'REINA: I'll take some
fruit, actually.
KRIS: Whatever you want.
LA'REINA: How are you
feeling?
KYLIE: I'm good.
LA'REINA: Oh, good, good.
KYLIE: I know we're, like...
KHLOE: A month apart.
LA'REINA: Really?
Oh, my God, congratulations.
KHLOE: No, you two are a
month apart.
LA'REINA: Are we?
KYLIE: Yeah.
LA'REINA: Oh, my God.
KHLOE: We're three months
apart, me and her.
LA'REINA: Oh, really?
KHLOE: Right?
LA'REINA: Oh, how exciting.
KYLIE: Yeah. Yeah.
KHLOE: Yeah.
LA'REINA: Are you guys
excited?
KHLOE and KYLIE: Yeah.
LA'REINA: That's so amazing.
KHLOE: We both have never
been through this before.
[laughter]
KHLOE: And it's your first
girl?
LA'REINA: Huh? Second girl.
KHLOE: Okay.
LA'REINA: So I've had two
boys, God gave me two boys, and
then for the surrogate babies,
it was two girls.
KHLOE: But emotionally, for
you, is it, like, super, like,
depressing, or...
LA'REINA: No.
KHLOE: ...something after the
fact?
LA'REINA: No. Because I know
from the very beginning this is
not my baby, at the end my joy
and my satisfaction is with
whoever I'm having the baby for.
So when the baby comes out,
they're just like, "Okay, well,
do you want skin on skin?"
I'm like, "No. Let her go to her
mom.
KENDALL: What does "skin on
skin" mean?
KRIS: When they put the baby
on your chest.
Like, when... if you gave
birth, then the baby would come
up, and you would... go right on
your chest to feel your heart on
heart, and just the whole
bonding thing that's really
amazing in the first few minutes
of birth.
Did you want to hold her?
LA'REINA: Um, not... I didn't
feel the need to, but, I mean, I
love babies, so it was nice for
me to hold her.
KHLOE: You're just very
matter-of-fact about it.
LA'REINA: Yeah, I really am.
It's... 'Cause I know what my
job is in all of it, you know
what I'm saying, and it's, like,
feel important,
'cause I'm like, wow, I did
something so good, this is
beautiful, like, I would do this
again a thousand more times.
KIM: This experience, going
into it, I really didn't know
what to expect, 'cause I don't
really know anyone that's gone
through this.
It was definitely not as easy as
I thought it would be,
emotionally, but it's so worth
it, and our surrogate is such a
nice person.
My family absolutely loves her.
And I'm just so grateful.
KYLIE: This is so beautiful.
This is so amazing.
LA'REINA: Thank you!
I'm so proud of just doing it,
in general.
KYLIE: 'Cause it's so
special.
LA'REINA: Like, with all the
women who do have pregnancy
issues that put so much trust in
people like me, it's amazing.
It's just... it's already a big
deal.
KRIS: Without you, this
wouldn't have been possible,
so... we can't say thank you
enough.
LA'REINA: Oh, of course.
Of course.
KIM: We're getting close.
LA'REINA [whispers]: I know.
KIM: Surrogacy is such a
beautiful thing, and we're just
so excited to welcome our baby
girl.
And I'm so glad that we're all
doing this together.
I mean, my family and my kids
mean everything to me.
♪ ♪
[giggles]
[laughs]
[whoops]
[shrieking, laughing]
KHLOE: Oh, my God, so much
has happened, so much has
changed.
My life will never be the same,
in, like, the best way, but it's
crazy.
I've kind of been waiting for
this for so long, and now it's
finally happening.
And I'm so excited to see what,
like, the next six months is
gonna bring, 'cause so much
happens so fast.
♪ ♪
KOURTNEY: I have no idea what
this year holds for me.
Which is kind of scary.
♪ ♪
I'm on this journey of growing
and, like, just learning a lot
about myself and finding what,
like, truly makes me happy.
♪ ♪
KIM: It's been such a fun,
crazy journey together.
So much happens within our
family, you just never know
what's next.
And I feel like next year's
gonna be really, really good.
[kids yelling, laughing]
14x19 - The Gender Reveal
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Reality series of the Kardashian family featuring Kim, Kourtney, Khloe and the rest of the Kardashian/Jenner clan personal and professional lives.
Reality series of the Kardashian family featuring Kim, Kourtney, Khloe and the rest of the Kardashian/Jenner clan personal and professional lives.