19x05 - Sister, Sister and a Babymoon

[bunniefuu]

Previously on Keeping Up
with the Kardashians...

SCOTT:
Palm Springs here we come.

- Oh, hi, Mace!
- Hi.

KRIS: I think it's time
to spend some time together

in everybody's happy place and
just have a really good time.

KYLIE: Kendall!

Whatever. You're a hater. You're
not gonna ruin my [bleep] night.

-I'm having a good time.
-Hey, you ruined
my [bleep] night,

so I can do whatever
the [bleep] I want.

KHLOE: We came on this trip

to try to reconnect
all of us together,

and now we're ending this trip
with another sister fight?

Uh-oh.

What's happening?

KENDALL:
Kylie, why would I make that up?

Obviously, we believe you,

'cause Corey cannot say that
to you.

KRIS: It really

chips away at soul

when anybody in my family is
in a bad place with one another.

What's happening?

We have to go get Kendall.
Turn around!

[tires screeching]

So tell us what happened.

I will never speak
to Kylie ever again.

KRIS:
No matter how big or how small,

it just destroys me,

so, looks like we're gonna be
having another sleepless night.

♪ ♪

[indistinct chatter]

KIM:
Um, Kendall slept
in my room last night.

Was she fine?

She left to go to L.A.
at 8:00 a.m.

I think she's just, like,
shook a little bit.

You know, it was definitely,
like, a fight

like they had, like,
back in the day.

KENDALL: I'm still really upset

because everything escalated
super quickly,

and I just don't think
it ever had to be that way.

Corey could have been
the mediator.

I think that's what he should
have been, but instead, he was

supporting the "get me out
of the car" comment,

which, as, like,
an adult, I think

he should be the one being like,
"No need to fight.

"Like, let's get Kenny a car
when we get to L.A., and, like,

have her picked up at the gas
station." Anything. I mean,

there were so many
other solutions.

And I don't know.
It just was super offensive.

I just... I don't think
I ever would have thought

either of them were capable of
taking it to that level with me.

Have you talked to Kylie at all?

KOURTNEY: No. Have you?

No, but she posted a photo

with Stas, and I was like,
"Come on."

Yeah.

♪ ♪

It just sucks for Kendall,
'cause regardless,

it felt like
Corey was ganging up with Kylie.

KHLOE:
Kendall said she heard
Corey say, "[bleep] you,"

and obviously,
that's not acceptable.

I wasn't there, so I don't know
what's gonna happen.

There was already tension
when the night started.

There was tension at dinner,

she didn't come
to the drag show,

but it was building up
and building up,

and I think it just boiled over,

- and that's what happened.
- Yeah.

I think it just sucks
for everybody, and it-it...

Like, sisters can get over it.

I don't know if, you know,
if you're not a sister,

how easy that is to get over it.

The whole night sucks
that it happened, but, like,

we don't know, in that time
that we don't, what happened.

- KOURTNEY: Mm-hmm.
- But obviously,

she wouldn't react like that.

Um, they had a sister fight,
Corey happened to be there,

he's now in the middle of it.

- It's just super annoying.
- KHLOE: But they were drinking.

I just don't think
they were being logical.

And Kendall has this anxiety
that she really struggles with.

Even, like, her shaking
and her being so upset isn't...

KHLOE:
Yeah, when she got in the car.

It just sets it off.
Like, I don't think she's had

that kind of adrenaline
since she's been an adult,

- and that's tough.
- KHLOE: It is tough.

KHLOE:
I definitely empathize
with Kendall.

I've had my fair share
of sister fights,

and it turns into a whole slew
of emotions.

So I just want Kendall
to feel supported,

but picking a side is not going
to do anything

right now, so I just hope
Kendall and Kylie figure it out.

I just feel bad that Mom's
in the middle. I really do.

- Like, I couldn't imagine
feeling like that.
- Yeah.

It just sucks.

♪ ♪

KHLOE: Hey-a, Joge.

- Hi, guys.
- Hello, hello.

SCOTT:
I can't believe
I left Palm Springs

right when everything
started popping off.

Oh, I talked to Kendall today.

- I feel bad.
- SCOTT: And?

She feels like
nobody has her side,

and no one's reached out to her.

I just don't even want
to get involved.

KHLOE: Why?

SCOTT: You know,

in all the years
I've been with the girls,

I've seen some pretty
decent fights go down,

but I never thought
that there was a possibility

it would be Kendall and Kylie.
And it's sad.

I mean, I feel like there's got
to be a bigger reason behind it,

a deeper issue,
and I think there needs

to be a better way
for everyone to communicate

so it doesn't come out
like this.

KHLOE:
Well, the one thing
I'm looking forward to is that

Malika is, like, ready to pop,

so she wants to have, like,
one last hurrah and go

- on a babymoon.
- SCOTT: What's a babymoon?

A babymoon is supposed to be,
like, your husband, wife...

Like, you guys go together.

But I figure, we can go, we can

play games, but somewhere
driving distance.

SCOTT: It's very cute.

Malika isn't with
her baby daddy,

and it's been a hard journey
for her.

- Yay!
- Oh, my God!

KHLOE:
When are you gonna start
putting his room together?

I-I want to do it sooner
rather than later. I just...

When I just, like, talk
to my son's father,

he goes,
"Oh, we have time for that."

That's his answer to everything.

And I'm like, "Good to know

you're not gonna be
any [bleep] help."

Normally, he would be taking her
on a babymoon.

I'm gonna call her.

KHLOE:
But since they're not,
I feel like

her girls and I need to make
this a trip to remember because

she deserves it.
It's a celebration

all about her,
and I want her to feel that.

I want her to feel loved
and be spoiled, 'cause why not?

KHLOE: Hey.

MALIKA [over phone]:
Well, don't you look gorgeous.

- How are you feeling?
- I'm good.

- I just got checked.
- KIM: For the coronavirus?

- KHLOE: No. For her baby.
- KIM: Oh. Your vag*na?

- MALIKA: Yeah.
- [Kim laughs]

KHLOE:
I was just catching them up
on how you want to go

on a babymoon. Do you have
any place you want to go?

MALIKA:
I really think that Morongo

- would make me happy.
- SCOTT: Casino?

- KHLOE: Casino.
- SCOTT: That's dope.

KHLOE:
I'm dying to see this place.

MALIKA:
Okay. So is this our final?

KHLOE: Yeah, it has to be, like,

within the next couple days.

You're about to blow.

Yeah. Soon. Soon.

- KHLOE: Okay.
- All right.

- Well, I love you guys.
- KHLOE: I love you, too.

SCOTT: Oh... [coughs]

KHLOE:
I'm gonna quarantine you
in a second.

KIM: Can you go...

[inhales]

...and breathe in
and count to ten?

If you can, then you're fine.

- If you can't...
- KHLOE: Who told you that?

Do you guys not read
our entire group chat

with Kendall from the CDC?

- Someone said, once the...
- No.

I thought
that was the same thing

- I sent you guys before.
- Oh.

- It said, breathe in to ten.
- Mm.

And that's a good sign
that you do not have corona.

Felt good.

- KIM: So here's a thing.
- KHLOE: Oh.

KIM: Because of corona,

half of the kids
in preschool aren't coming in.

But there's a whole group chat
saying like, "Don't bring

your kids in, this is crazy."

So is it going to that?

[Scott coughs]

SCOTT [whispers]: Corona.

KIM:
All this corona talk has gotten

a lot worse, and I am paying
really close attention

to the news every second.

I am anxiously awaiting
to hear what's going on,

and trying not to panic
just yet, but

the fear is definitely mounting.

KHLOE: Ugh. Hate it.

SCOTT: It's crazy.

- Cheers!
- Cheers!

The babymoon is underway.

We are gonna have
stress-free vibes.

ASHLEY: With my first one,
the epidural wore off.

What did that feel like...
A volcano in your cooch?

Like, something is inside of you
trying to get out.

[laughter]

Hey, Mama June.

Hi, boo-boo head.
What are you doing?

Um, I just came to talk to you
about this whole Kendall thing.

Mm. Is she...?
Have you talked to her?

[indistinct chatter]

- What are we drinking?
- Yeah, what are we drinking?

- [laughter]
- KHLOE: The Morongo babymoon

is underway.
First stop... babymoon lunch.

We have Malika and Khadijah,
our friend Dominique,

Ashley and Chrissy.

-Cheers. -Cheers. -Thanks, guys.

KHLOE: You know, Malika

not being with her baby daddy...

I just want her
to know that she has

such an incredible
support system,

and I also want her
to enjoy this babymoon.

So we're gonna have fun,
relaxing, stress-free vibes.

CHRISTIANA:
Khadijah, I've never seen
her nails that short.

Are the nails short
'cause of the baby?

KHADIJAH: Yeah. These girls want
to keep their long nails,

and I'm the honorary auntie
that, like, gets in there.

Actually, you saved True's nose
with your nails.

I did. True put a pomegranate
seed shoved up her nose

so hard, and my pinky nail went
right in there and got it out.

MALIKA: Nothing bothers you.
You're amazing.

Not even labor. She's like,
"What is that?" [scoffs]

"Whatever. Push the baby out."
Ten minutes. Not a big deal.

With my first one, by the time
that I had to push her out,

the epidural kind of, like,
wore off, so I could literally

- feel everything.
- KHADIJAH:
What did that feel like?

A volcano in your cooch?

It feels like
something is inside of you

trying to get out,
and they're like...

- KHADIJAH:
Clawing like an alien.
- ASHLEY: Clawing you.

[laughter]

- KHLOE: With the nails.
- No, listen, listen, listen.

With the nails and all.

- ASHLEY: Oh, my God.
- [laughing]: Oh, great.

It's gonna be amazing.

KHLOE:
It's all gonna be okay.
Okay, so,

at Morongo... Has anyone else
ever been here?

This one just gets away
on her own.

She never invites anybody
to go with her.

I go once a year by myself.
Like, I literally get a cabana

and just sit out at the pool

all day and eat and drink
and watch Maury Povich.

- And it's the time of my life.
- [laughter]

KHLOE:
Everyone that I'm saying, like,
"I'm going on a babymoon,"

everyone is going,
"What the [bleep] is that?"

[laughter]

Most people's babymoons
are, like,

the mom and the dad.

Are you guys on good terms?

Anything he does, if he throws
a fit, I just tell his mom now.

She gets him
all the way together.

Me and my son's father,
there has been

some distance between us,

and it's been difficult
on both of our ends,

to have him step up
and be a part of my life,

because at times I don't want
to see him

and I don't want to be
around him.

How's your BD?

We do need to start talking
about how we're going to parent.

We have agreed to co-parent

and bring our son
into a loving environment,

and that's
the most important thing.

KHLOE:
Are you guys ready
to go to Morongo?

- MALIKA: Yeah, let's hit it.
- KHADIJAH: Can't wait.

- I love that pink, Kakes.
- KHLOE: Thank you.

♪ ♪

CHRISTIANA:
It's crazy, like,
you're bringing

a human into the world.
Like, you're having a baby.

Are you, are you voting
for tears?

- Because that's what...
- Yeah... No, no,
I'm just saying...

- Oh, my God.
-...it's just, like,
a beautiful thing.

I've waited a long time

for these three
to start having kids.

- I felt like...
- [laughs]: Prayed for it.

- Almost ten years.
- "I'm missing everything.

"Everybody's having
so much fun right now,

- and I'm at home with me."
- No, me and Khloe

really had fun
in our 20s, though.

- We're not even gonna lie.
- I am so happy

I did not have my baby
until my 30s.

Like, I wanted one in my 20s
so badly and I tried and did IVF

and it's like,
I'm so happy I didn't.

Just because then you get to,
like, live your life

and enjoy...
It's, like, just different.

- [sneezes] Excuse me.
- God bless you.

CHRISTIANA:
That's the second time.
Third time...

- KHLOE: Uh-oh. Scoot this way.
- [laughter]

So, today we have to practice.
We do, like, elbow.

Because it's through your hands

and it's, like,
you touching your face.

That's why they're saying
the only way to try

to avoid it is washing your
hands, and you have to do it,

like, sing "Happy Birthday"
or whatever.

You're safer in there.
I tell you, this world is crazy.

I'm like, I have to have
the baby, but I don't even want

to be in the hospital.

It's just germ-infested, and...

- Yeah.
- 'Cause everybody's nasty.

Coronavirus is slowly getting
more momentum.

It... There's more and more cases
every single day.

And I don't want
to potentially get sick.

I don't want to risk
getting somebody else sick.

I... There's just
so much uncertainty.

So we're gonna be smart
and responsible

and chill, be at Morongo.

And I just hope
we're gonna have fun.

Is that the color hair
you're gonna wear

- when you give birth?
- I don't know, I have...

- 'Cause I really like it.
- You do?

- Yeah. It's really pretty
on you.
- I colored it.

-She colored it.
We were trying...
-That's really pretty.

This was my baby shower hair,
too. Yeah, but...

- You did a great job
coloring it.
- Thank you.

- We were trying to figure out...
- Oh, can we cut that a little?

- No, I don't want to cut this.
- I think it would be

a great color on you,
for memories.

After I get my epidural,
I'm gonna have Chrissy come

to the hospital so we can try
to make me prettier

for my pictures.

- Oh.
- So, hopefully...

DOMINIQUE:
Oh, you would've had
a whole glam squad

- if you weren't in Cleveland.
- I was gonna...

- Probably. Yeah.
- [laughter]

Are you looking
for the front of the hotel?

Negative. We're gonna go
to this entryway where...

Negative. We go through
the back entrance.

- We have Khloe Kardashian
with us, bitch.
- Oh, okay. Sorry.

Why you got to bring
my name into this?

♪ ♪

- Hey, Mama June.
- Hi, boo-boo head.

- What are you doing?
- Um...

I just came to talk to you
about this whole Kendall thing.

- Mm.
- It's craziness...

- Yeah, I know.
- ...going on.

- Have you talked to her?
- I haven't talked to her.

I think that she thinks
she's right in this situation

and I think I'm right
in this situation,

so... I don't know.

Obviously, I was, like, in...

party/happy mode,
and it's just, like,

I would love to figure out...
If she told me.

She got in the car,
she was like,

"So you're dropping me off,
right?"

Like, "Should we give him
the address?"

and I'm like, "No, I never
agreed to drop you off."

I would've loved
to figure her out a car or...

I could've done
anything for her.

I think that the whole night was
just... got blown out of control

- and it was just, it was a lot.
- Yeah.

I think that there was
a lot of miscommunication.

And I just feel bad
because we're both very upset.

And things just got
very out of hand.

I think that,
at the end of the day,

the whole thing is just silly,

because it's, first of all,
a misunderstanding.

And then, it's just,
things that are said

that you don't really mean
to say, sometimes,

come out when everybody's had
a little too much to drink.

I love my sister.

I think that we'll figure it out
just like we always do.

- Um...
- Yeah.

It was just
an unfortunate situation.

Well, you know how I feel
about this kind of stuff,

and I say the same thing
to all of your other sisters.

And what I think is the best
thing to do is to talk,

to communicate, to somehow,
when you guys are both ready,

to sit together and hash it out.

Palm Springs didn't go so good,
which is disappointing,

because I know Corey
was so excited

to have some quality
family time.

But now I'm in the middle
of all of this.

I'm sorry that you guys
are in this place.

I really am.

And I'm sorry that the night
turned out that way

'cause we were having
so much fun.

Craziness.

KHLOE: We're at Morongo!

We can get comfy,
put pajamas on, whatever.

MALIKA: Wait, now?
Like, and stay in here?

-[laughs]: I mean, yeah.
Where do you want to go?
-To the casino.

KHLOE: Honestly, I thought
we were, like, playing games

and snuggling.

- [phone ringing]
- Oh. Answer it.

Hello?

COREY: I understand,
but I'm not into your fight.

That's between y'all...

♪ ♪

Don't jump.

We're at Morongo!

MALIKA: How exciting.

- KHLOE: You guys...
- ASHLEY: Look how cute.

DOMINIQUE:
This is the babymoon
of all babymoons.

You guys, this is... [chuckles]

Malika's babymoon.

"Hello, handsome.
Meet Baby Flores."

- Is that what it says?
- KHLOE: Oh, my God,
she's gonna cry.

She's so pregnant. [laughs]

[exclaims]

KHLOE: You're so cute, Malika.

Malika has talked to us all

about this Morongo Resort
for years.

So I feel like her girls and I
need to make this

a trip to remember
because she deserves it.

We're gonna chill,
we're gonna relax,

and if she wants Morongo,
I'm gonna give her

the best [bleep] time
Morongo has to offer.

So, we can get comfy,
put pajamas on, whatever.

-Snuggle, and we could...
-MALIKA: Wait, now?
Like, and stay in here?

Uh, I mean, yeah.

-[laughs]: Where do
you want to go?
- To the casino.

-Okay.
-To play... I think
we should all put, like,

regular clothes on
and go gamble.

I'm gonna have a good old time,

and you guys are coming with me.

That's what's happening.

KHLOE: Wow. I can't promise you

- I'm gonna be fancy.
- It's fine.

- Just come.
- ASHLEY: I just need to know,

like, do I have to wear heels
or not?

If all I can do is get you
to get out of the damn room,

- wear whatever you want.
- I'll put my sweats on
with some heels.

KHLOE:
I probably should've checked
in with her before packing,

because I did not bring
dresses and heels.

But I know that Malika's
going through

a really challenging
and tough time,

so if Malika wants
to wear high heels,

Malika gets to wear high heels.

Honestly, I thought
we were, like,

Troop Beverly Hills-ing it up
and, like,

playing games and snuggling.

Like, I thought that was the
vibe, but it's your babymoon.

Look, if this is, like, me
stepping into, like, mom life,

like, can we, like, do it cute,
like, for the last time?

KHADIJAH:
It's fine. I'm gonna,
I'm gonna wear the shorts.

And the heels.

MALIKA: Come on, we're gonna
change our clothes. Let's go.

- [chants]: Babymoon.
- [whooping]

♪ ♪

KRIS: Hello.

- Hello.
- Oh, look,

they're already thinking
of something else for us to do.

-You brought your own
Mirrorball Trophy?
-I wanted to bring a gift,

- to make this real.
- He brought you a gift.

CHERYL: Thank you.

This is no joke.

Missing a couple of mirrors,
but I'll take it.

That's 'cause it fell out
our car 'cause we was

- running from paps.
- Totally.

KRIS: Corey and I are here today

to learn how to dance the tango.

CHERYL: Let's get to work.

KRIS: Oh, boy. Here we go.

Listen, dancing is just not
something I love to do.

But I felt bad about
what went down in Palm Springs,

and I know you got
in the middle of all of this,

so I just want to make Corey
feel a little bit better,

and dancing will be
a great distraction.

COREY:
I'm very happy that you took up

this little adventure with me.

I can't wait to dance with you.

- Ready, go...
- [laughter]

- ARTEM: Yeah!
- Okay, okay!

- ARTEM: Ooh, careful.
- [laughter]

Okay, so how about we do this
today: we finish the routine...

-[phone ringing]
-...then we run it to music
the... tomorrow.

- Okay. Perfect.
- You know, just so that we,
like, are...

Oh. Answer it.

- Sorry.
- COREY: Hello?

COREY:
After everything that went on

at Palm Springs, I just wanted
to reach out to Kendall

and kind of throw
an olive branch,

just to lighten up the mood.

Just conversate with her
and just let her know

things are all good,
but I didn't reach her.

She said she was, uh,
she was working,

and now she's calling me back.

Well, I-I was trying to see
what you have to do tomorrow.

I got the best Lakers seats,

and I know
you're a big basketball fan

so I want to invite you
to the...

COREY: I understand, but that
was you and Kylie doing that...

No, I didn't.

That was you and your sister
talking. I...

Kendall. Y'all was going on

for five minutes before I even
opened my mouth.

You had already called her names
and you had already...

No, no, no. You thought.
You was in your mind

like you always are.

I was just trying to figure out
how to solve a problem.

That was really a fight
between two sisters.

Like I said to Kris,

I wish I wasn't in the car.

Actually, I wanted to
get out the car.

You know, I-I didn't want
no parts of that.

Like, you...
I'm not into your fight.

That's between y'all.

You keep grouping us up
like it's us against you.

Because you sitting here
telling me it went somewhere

that it didn't go.

You sitting here telling me
I had a purpose

to be against you.

KENDALL:
Of course Corey's gonna
try and deflect

from saying "[bleep] you" to me

by putting it all
on me and Kylie

and saying it's only
me and Kylie's fight

because he doesn't want to be
on bad terms with my mom.

So, I don't know...

I just don't know how
to feel about that.

It doesn't make me feel nice.

COREY:
Let me tell you one thing
just so you understand.

Kendall, you've been a rude
person since for years, man.

You al... You're an ass[bleep]
when you feel like it.

You get riled up for no reason.

This girl DM'ed me, like,

the screenshot of O.T.

in some other girl's DMs.

At the top, you see the caption?
She's like...

He's out at this club,

and he's with this girl, like...

All I want to do is
have fun, too.

I'm just too hormonal
for this [bleep], you know?

- That's fine.
- I wish everybody would
just leave me alone.

COREY:
Let me tell you one thing.

Kendall, you've been
a rude person for years, man.

You're an ass[bleep]
when you feel like it.

You get riled up for no reason.

No, no, no, no,
I'm about to tell you the truth

about how you are.

You don't apologize for nothin'.

You get into one thing,
now you got something

to run and harp on...
Yeah, you trippin'.

I don't trip, though.

Kiss my ass? I don't...
I don't need nobody

[bleep] kissing my ass.

What the hell are you
talking about?

Why you keep saying
I kicked you out?

How am I kick... First of all,
how do I kick you out of...

I was just trying to make sure
you were straight, man.

That was it.

You don't even know
what you're talking about.

KENDALL:
I'm already pretty frustrated
with the whole situation,

and hurt and offended.

Corey, he's just not right
in this situation,

and I'd rather him
just admit it,

say sorry and man up.

But if that doesn't happen,
we're just gonna continue

to go in circles.

KRIS:
I still feel really bad
about what happened.

And I feel really bad
for Kendall

that she's so upset.

But also, I don't like
being put in the middle,

between my girls and Corey,

and it just feels
really uncomfortable.

Everything was wrong.

Y'all shouldn't have
been fighting,

just like I told her.

But look, sisters fight.

This ain't you and first...
Kylie's first rodeo.

So it's not like I'm
responsible for y'all

jumping at each other
about some simple dumb [bleep].

That was a bad situation,
and it was not worth it.

COREY:
You know, it's unfortunate

that the situation happened
the way it did, but

I feel bad that, again,

my lady have to go
through a situation

to where I'm kind of pulled in,
or in the middle of

a misunderstanding.

I'm telling you, you jumped
to a conclusion too soon.

I mean, believe however
you want to.

I ain't... I ain't trippin'.

COREY:
I mean, at the end of the day,
that was they business.

It is what it is.

- I'm sorry.
- It's all good. Hey.

- It's okay. You all right?
- You gotta do
what you gotta do.

- Do you want to...
You guys show him.
- Do you want to teach him?

- He knows the steps.
- No. [chuckles]

I catch on quick.
I'm sorry, man.

You guys show him
what we're doing,

and then, Cheryl,
you can show him how.

So we'll go from
the part where...

- Listen to me, I'm directing.
- CHERYL: I love it.

♪ ♪

Let's go gamble.

KHLOE:
Oh, my gosh,
you guys look so nice.

KHADIJAH:
Khloe, ask Malika what happened.

MALIKA: It's not even that deep.

I just, like, randomly
check my DMs,

and this girl had DM'ed me,
like, 40 minutes ago.

And sh... It was a screenshot

of O.T. in some other
girl's DMs.

At the top, you see the caption.
She's like... Right.

I responded to her,
and I was like...

I was like,
"Not my man, not my problem."

Oh, my God.

I don't want to deal
with the scrutiny

or what people on the outside
have to say about O.T.

and what he's doing.

Why do I still want to hear
about what my ex is doing?

It's none of my business.
But ultimately,

there's not much of it
that I can avoid.

And to be quite honest
with you, it's uncomfortable

when you're carrying
someone's child.

He can do whatever he wants
to do at this point.

- I really don't care.
- KHLOE: Okay.

She responded back, "Love it.
Love you. You're doing great."

I don't even know who the hell
she thinks she is.

It's funny.

KHLOE:
She posted on her stories,

"Please stop sending me
my ex's news.

"I am single, period.
Not my business, period.

And when I get some news,
hold that, too."

Malika...

Oh, I think it's genius!

Where do you come up
with this, Malika?

MALIKA:
My spirit. It's in my soul.

She posted it on her stories


MALIKA: So I sent it to him.

"Please don't play yourself.
You're gonna end up on a blog

playing with these hos.
She's cute, though. LOL."

- And what did he say?
- He goes,

"I don't talk to b*tches
that wear pink hair. LOL."

So does he never come clean?

I actually clown him about it

'cause I feel like
I'm looking out for him.

'Cause I'm like,
look, the bottom line is

we're gonna be attached
to each other

for the rest of
our child's life.

I really don't want you
to look stupid.

That's how these b*tches do you,

and they come back to me
and tell me everything,

and in real life,
I don't even want to know.

But my loyalty, if anything,
is to him, so I tell him.

MALIKA:
My day-to-day life has changed

so much during pregnancy.

And it sucks because

he's out at this club,
and he's with this girl.

Like, all I want to do is
have fun, too.

But it's uncomfortable
when you're pregnant.

KHADIJAH:
Do you think that you could
just run it by us before

- you post this stuff?
- Well, you guys, I don't know

why anybody left her alone,

because she obviously
needs someone here

to monitor her at all times.

MALIKA:
I feel really good about it.

KHLOE: And we feel great, but

not everybody needs a response.

I know. I think I'm just
too hormonal for this [bleep].

- You know?
- That's fine.

I wish everybody would just
leave me alone.

KHLOE: All of this O.T. stuff,

it's not, like, very relaxing.

And this trip is supposed to be
about that.

But with pregnancy hormones,

it's easy to let stuff
get to you.

So I am not gonna let
this babymoon go

without her having a great time.

It says, "Please wash
your hands" on the back.

Yes! So good.

I should say,
don't shake my hand.

Fist pump me only.
Let's go to the casino.

♪ ♪

Oh, my God, we're actually here!

It's actually crowded in here.

Those look like fun.

So this is what I used to do.

I used to, like, sit at the bar
here by myself.

KHLOE:
If you start not feeling well,
just say something.

MALIKA: Promise.

Listen, this is not
my idea of a babymoon,

like, going to a casino.

Especially with coronavirus
going around.

But it's not my babymoon.

So, Malika wants to be here,
fine.

Again, it's a celebration
all about her,

and I want her to feel that,
I want her to feel loved,

and that it's all about her.

So let's do it, let's have fun.

I'm down. Why not?

KHLOE:
Someone's gonna
get lucky tonight!

Put these two on black, please.

MALIKA:
Oh, I want to put some on that.

Is this blackjack?

[laughter]

- Three.
- Three.

- Seven.
- Seven. Love it.

- Ten.
- Ten.

- 24.
- 24. Go.

- Ay...
- Ay...

DEALER:
All right, you guys
ready to win?

You're gonna flirt
with me like that?

- Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
- Treat me good.

DEALER:
Make it work. Make it twerk.
Let's do it.

MALIKA:
You get me to win, you might see
a lot of twerking.

KHADIJAH: Come on! Buy mama
a new pair of shoes.

It's black. I hit it!

[cheering, laughter]

I just won $175.

KHLOE: No, you didn't.

Oh, my God.

ASHLEY:
I love when the table wins.

Red is hot right now.

DEALER: It's red 34.

[cheering]

KHADIJAH:
I like roulette, people.
I told you this.

Is this roulette?

- Yeah. [laughs]
- Oh.

- DEALER: Red.
- Yay!

KHLOE: Oh, I won something?

- Did I earn any shoes yet?
- DEALER: I think so.

Oh, my goodness!

[exclaims]

Oh, no hands...

Aah!

You'll be okay.

The baby's putting pressure,
like, so low,

it's like,
sending sh**ting pains.

So we should just go chill.

No, I want to have dinner.

- Okay.
- Like, at the restaurant.

Malika's having a lot
of labor pains.

That's really scary for us
because we are about

three hours from her hospital
that we would have to go to.

After the drama going on
from her baby shower

and her baby daddy,

we're all trying to have
the best time with her,

but we also want her
to calm down and chill

so she doesn't stress her body

more than what it's
already going through.

Should you be laying down?

KHLOE: Let's go eat,
and then we could go lay down.

KRIS: What happened with Kendall

after you talked to her
on the phone?

The whole thing is
blown out of proportion

because we talking about
a scuffle.

I just wish I wasn't
in the middle of it.

I wasn't even a part of it,
and I feel stuck.

It's just a really tough thing,
and I hate it.

♪ ♪

MALIKA: I really hope
you like this restaurant,

- 'cause I really like it.
- Oh, my God, I'm gonna love it.

It's, like, really yummy,
and they have, like,

really good options.

KHLOE:
Oh, good. We are very high.

We are high.
We're on the 27th floor.

Hi, how are you?
Nice to meet you.

Thank you for having us.

KHADIJAH:
Sorry, but I'm getting caviar.

- I love you,
but I'm getting caviar.
- Oh, bless your heart.

It's a celebration.

MALIKA:
Okay, so I'll tell you
what I have had.

- Crab cake is good.
- That's what I was looking at.

Oysters are good.

Malika is the restaurant guide.

The sea bass is really good
as well.

KHADIJAH: This is her spot.

- Like, how many things
have you tried from here?
- A lot of things.

Very delicious.

Every time she comes,
she gets something new.

Hi, how are you?

Hi.

Yes.

MALIKA: Hi.

Did you just say my name?

You are so cute. Thank you.

Okay, perfect. Thanks a lot.

Oh, he's a perfect gentleman.

Want my boy to be like him.

- He's so cute.
- He was like,
"No nerves over here.

Table full of women, what's up?"

MALIKA: Is there, like, a limit?

Is there, like,
you're supp... like,

don't date
until your baby's, like,

-...you shouldn't date or...
- ASHLEY: Like, how long
do you have to wait...

Like, how long
are you supposed to wait

- after having a baby.
- KHLOE: Six weeks.

- [laughter]
- CHRISTIANA: Two weeks.

- That's what the doctor says.
- As soon as you can have sex,

- get back out there.
- The doctor says six weeks.

I don't even know if I know
how to flirt anymore.

Just rub-rub this and say,
"Hey, baby,

will you personally
deliver my dessert for me?"

KHADIJAH: Just grab his hand,

- put it on your belly.
- [laughter]

KHLOE:
"Sorry, his dad's
not around anymore.

Can you do this for me?"

ASHLEY: "I'm a single mom."

MALIKA:
I never envisioned
that I would

have a child and be single.

That's not the way
I wanted this to happen.

My blessing may not have come

in the perfect picture
that I expected,

but I'm not gonna allow
anything to overshadow

the amount of love and support
that I have

and how excited I truly am
to become a mother.

ASHLEY: Aw.

♪ Happy babymoon to you ♪

♪ Happy babymoon to you ♪

You guys are so cute.

♪ Happy babymoon, dear Malika ♪

♪ Happy babymoon to you. ♪

BOTH: Yay.

[cheering, applause]

We're all getting a baby!

♪ ♪

Ooh.

It's freaking me out.

Can you stop drinking coffee?

- No.
- Oh.

So stop sitting down.

I'm laying. This doesn't look
like laying to you?

- Oh, I didn't know
what you were doing.
- Ooh.

You want to fix me so bad.

Hey, why'd you take my coffee?

'Cause I'm giving you water.

KHLOE [mocking]:
"Why'd you take my coffee?"

She's gonna be so
fun during her labor.

"Why are you poking me
like that?"

"Kakey, it hurts."

MALIKA: Oh, for sure.

I'm gonna need both of you,
like, right here.

No. He has to be
somewhere up there.

He can be, like,
behind you guys.

He doesn't need to see anything
that way.

No, he shouldn't see down there.

I just hope I can look like you.

This is Khloe in labor,
you guys.

That wasn't me.

I was going...

I'm gonna be, like,
sweaty and "Ugh..."

[laughter]

I think it's so amazing.
It never gets old to me.

Well, yeah, it's [bleep] wild.

A human's coming out
of someone's vag*na.

I know.

I'll be honest,
there's not much I could do,

but I still feel like
I went out with a bang.

Good. That's nice.

Going out with a bang.

Thanks, guys. It was fun.

Thank you so much
for an incredible babymoon.

- You know what, I'm just here
to fulfill fantasies.
- I'm ready.

- That's what I'm here for.
- You really are.

The Morongo Resort and Casino,

we're coming next year
with the next babymoon.

- Wait, who is that? I'm not
having another baby next year.
- Oh.

- Morongo, we'll see you soon.
- Soon.

Dolo.

KHADIJAH:
You ready to get out of here?

- Yeah.
- Love you all. Namaste.

If I walk this baby down early,
I'll let you know.

She hates me, I swear.

♪ ♪

COREY:
So what have you thought about

our suave groove?

The more times we do it,

I feel like I'm getting it.

- Yeah, I...
- What about you?

It's a learning experience,
but I like it.

It's fun to be dancing with you,

'cause it's not like
we get a chance

to just go night dancing
every other week or something.

-Yeah.
-So, I mean,
it's a learning experience,

but I like it.

I don't, I don't...
Knowing how to dance

or knowing how to dance,
it's all the same to me.

I like to dance.

I just think
if we could get it down,

it would be such great exercise,
like, to do it more often.

- We'll get it down.
- But we would need

to ask Cheryl to move in.
[chuckles]

Have her come over every day.

So, what happened with Kendall,

after you talked to her
on the phone?

It went nowhere,
'cause she has her opinions.

And to me, fights are gonna
happen in the family.

So I don't feel no way
about what happened,

- I just wish I wasn't
in the middle of it, you know?
- Yeah.

I mean, I don't like
being in the middle.

I wasn't even a part of it,
and I feel stuck.

I'm sorry, babe.

- It's just a really tough thing.
- But-but...

-I hate it.
-The whole thing is blown
out of proportion,

because we're talking
about a-a scuffle.

I wish it would just stay
between the sisters,

- but...
- I mean, we have a huge family.

Everybody has disagreements.

You're both trying
to defend yourself.

Y'all have a tight-knit
circle, man.

It's gonna get combative
from time to time.

But I wish it wouldn't
have never happened.

Well, hopefully
it'll work itself out.

"Danger: Possible
coronavirus outbreak

"has been confirmed
in your surrounding area.

"The deadly disease has been
declared a global emergency

-by the World Health
Organization."
-Are you [bleep] with me?

KHLOE: I'm not joking.
Everyone is kind of freaking.

[mouths]

Yeah. I was like,

"What happened the other night
was really insane.

"I know I deserve an apology
and you have not given me one.

I'm done."

NEWS ANCHOR: Governments around
the world are struggling

with just how far they need
to go to stop the spread

of the coronavirus,
as Italy takes a dramatic step

and places the entire nation
on lockdown.

- KRIS: Oh.
- KHLOE: "Oh," what?

- Why do you have this mask on?
- KHLOE: Mom.

There's a virus going around.

I have one for you.

What is happening
with our family?

- We're falling apart.
- No, it's not our family,

- it's the world.
- Scott's sick today,

Kim canceled
all of her meetings today.

The doctor went over
last night to test her.

- My nanny went home last night.
- Well, what am I doing here?

If you guys are dropping
like flies,

I'm not sticking around
for this.

- [sniffles] Need to...
- See what I mean?

It's just runny. I don't know
why my nose is this runny.

Since I came back from Morongo,

I'm not feeling great. I
definitely don't feel super ill.

But coronavirus is in the news,

so I'm wearing a mask,
I'm doing my part

and making sure everybody
feels safe.

Let me show you
what Kim and Tracy

were sending me last night.

They sent me the World
Health Organization report.

"Danger: Possible
coronavirus outbreak

"has been confirmed
in your surrounding area.

-"The deadly disease
has been declared...
- Okay.

...a global emergency by the
World Health Organization."

- Are you [bleep] with me?
- KHLOE: I'm not joking.

Everyone's kind of freaking.

KRIS:
Well, I'm not sticking
around to get a virus.

KHLOE:
Well, first of all, you have
your thing on backwards.

So, like,

like, you're exposing
the sides of your face.

- KRIS: Okay.
- Like, see how this is, like,

- sealed to me? So...
- All right, Khloe,

well, I am not sticking around.

I'm not gonna speak
to any of you

until I see no one
with a mask on.

♪ ♪

[laughter]

[whooping]

Say hi to Khloe.

KENDALL: Is this what I'm gonna
show my house in?

-I love that.
-MARNI: We have others,
though,

where it's not as...

I feel like this might
be too heavy.

This is also,
Marni, cool for a photo.

- Yeah, it is.
- And you're a [bleep]
supermodel.

Today I am sh**ting my house
for the September cover

of Architectural Digest.

I'm super excited.

PHOTOGRAPHER:
There you go. There... that's it.

- MARNI: Gorgeous.
- Beautiful.

- Let's get you back in there.
- Perfect.

MARNI:
Oh, my gosh.
She's unbelievable.

PHOTOGRAPHER:
There you go. Up there.

MARNI:
It's so cute. She's so pretty.

Yes. Cute.

She knows how to, like,
model jump.

- [laughter]
- Yeah.

- So...
- You like that? Okay.

- Let's keep going.
- Yeah, see, like,
that's super cute.

Yeah, that's really good.

MARNI: Oh, so cute.

- How cute are you?
- KHLOE: My gosh.

So is this, like, easy to
breathe and talk and everything?

- No.
- It's not annoying?

- Oh.
- It's so [bleep] annoying.

But I'm feeling not so hot.

Ever since Kendall's fight
with Kylie,

Kendall's been distraught.

So even though I do feel
a lot worse,

I really want to go by
to check on her,

just be a supportive sister.

- KENDALL: I don't know.
- Wow.

Little ding-a-lings. Um...

Yeah. I was like, "I'll just get
straight to the point.

"Like, what happened the other
night was really insane.

"And, like, disrespectful,
and I think

that we could've
handled it better."

He basically kept repeating
a lot of the same things.

And so, I was like,
"You know what?

"I'm done
with this conversation.

"I know I deserve an apology,
and you have not given me one.

I'm off the phone, like,
I'm done."

And Corey's just one side
of the equation.

KENDALL:
I just haven't heard
from Kylie in a week,

and that's kind of another slap
in the face.

There's been multiple times
in the past couple days

that I've, um,

thought about calling her
and just being the bigger person

but I kind of want her
to grow up and realize

that what happened was wrong,

and that I do deserve
that phone call.

KHLOE:
This is pretty major
for Kendall and Kylie.

I mean, I haven't seen them
fight like this in years.

I just hope this is gonna get
resolved soon, but they both

seem really adamant
about their stances right now,

so I don't know
what's gonna happen.

Is it?

You also have a beanie on.

REPORTER:
The city of Los Angeles

is issuing a stay-at-home order.

- KIM: School was canceled.
- SCOTT: This is really wild.

This is gonna be tough
for a lot of people.

KIM: Khloe is really sick in bed
right now.

KHLOE: Until we get
my test results back,

the doctors have advised

do not come in contact
with my child.

KRIS: How are you doing?

KHLOE: I've just been in bed.

How's MJ doing?

She's lonely.

KIM: Something like this has
never happened in our lifetimes.

It scares the [bleep] out of me.